Paul Smith ruins a photography student’s night at the King Georges Hall in Blackburn!

Quite a local show tonight in Blackburn, where we speak to a lovely woman who is perusing photography at uni and her partner!

Directed & Produced by Rudie Chiu – RDC Creative Media

#paulsmithcomedy #Blackburn #comedytour #comedian #ukcomedy #joker

Follow Paul on the socials….

Instagram – https://www.Instagram.com/paulisthejoker
TikTok – https://www.TikTok.com/paulisthejoker
Twitter – https://www.twitter.com/paulisthejoker
Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/PaulSmithComedy

For tickets to Pauls 2024/25 Tour Pablo follow the below link

https://www.hotwatercomedy.co.uk/paul-smith-pablo-20242025-tour-show/

How are we both yeah good chat I wonder all you is asking how we are again think this you think this is all real but this is all staged and settle yeah how are you guys how are you guys yes we’re really fine actually we had a lovely day Rudy um basically we’ve

Shagged we’ve laid in bed uh we went and watched Paul um cudle some big strong men yeah uh that was erotic and um what else have we done you paid your taxes Paul’s PID taxes finally um why are you speaking in such a posh accent I don’t know that documentary

Style been a good day all in all then a good day yeah yeah we doing SLA me in the face of a dildo SLA you in the face of a dildo yeah I got accused of uh being a sexual predator towards my own husband um that was

Fun and um no means no no means no remember that guys # no means now yeah yeah apart from that going to go and do some comedy now aren you dear six minutes yeah yeah that’s clle [Laughter] like woman woman woman take me time yeah cuz I’ve got to run around the Venue Smash It eding lad punch it Ed thank you Guys [Applause] how was that Paul um that was that nice very nice um the face people I spoke to I was like was they were a bit sticky but it was fine the mom didn’t really know it was which can and can not um so it was fine uh but

Then I I got some I felt like I was going a bit too hard should went a bit too harsh cuz I was calling him a loser yeah what’s your name lean nice to meet you with these are you beautiful how you know how you know these one one son and

Two mates son and you’re the two mates what see your son s far away and then your two mates are you Shing or something why have you got your does this man not know you sh you are you sh no are you sh yeah so you’ve just brought a date with

You man you [ __ ] weirdo why is this empty C for your bed this is for your girlfriend she’s real M sh what’s your name Tom Sam sorry Sam you okay Sam you had a good day up until now obviously we have called you a [ __ ]

Loser but then it was all then I moved away he had the PB then I moved away I got a lot out of the ambulance guy um the paramedic that was quite fun what’s your name Justin is he open guess you look like a Dave what you do

Justin wait for the ambulance service well mate doing what on the phones in that front line in the ambulances that’s a isn’t that called a paramedic I’m I’m don’t want to be a [ __ ] and pick on a paramedic but you didn’t say paramedic and the way you’ve

Said front line makes it sound like you’re a [ __ ] who can only push a section and not touch anyone are you allowed to do CPR or now yeah ah ah ah stay in al la stay in no the you said work for the ambulance service and I said oh you’re

On the phone you went no front line what that’s called the param and I said I feel like the way you said that it’s like you just thead who pushes the stretch and it’s not allowed to touch anyone I like can you do CPR then you did the song as well didn’t

You yes stay and then uh then the leg coule came and the guy was [ __ ] bladed I could see he was BL sh he was just like Tony yeah so he was off his tit he’s just completely pissed yeah but it’s his b Bas we let him off he was no B Oho

Me hey fck out we were worried about you you know we thought you were dead from that new new Co I was about to get in for I was after you what me it’s your birthday happy birthday mate ah and you were late and all that when you were late was she took

Take just getting ready and that was it you haven’t got a clue what I’m saying have you just got here and realize there’s not subtitles in real life either that or you’re absolutely Twisted cuz it’s your birthday by the way I wish you all the best man cuz you

Got [ __ ] nearly two hours of this [Laughter] [ __ ] um and then I went over to the other side she was [ __ ] fold in on herself so I went to the guy in the shorts and he was like cuz I was like you could see it as

Soon as I mentioned the short she was like oh God cuz obviously he’s one of them guys just wear shorts all the time which I actually do respect cuz I think you just want he’s just like I wear shorts go [ __ ] yourself and she’s like dressed up for the

Occasion yeah so uh she was like oh so I was like don’t worry about it respect it and then yeah she was she’ gone to UNI so he’s a rof and then she’s back in uni do and like she must be a mature student going to UNI together 10 years so she’s

Gone back to UNI to do photography and I was like how dare you nine grand a year yeah n Grand and he’s he’s working on Roes in the bra and short coming shorts yes bro he’s going for a j after this you look at here with the head in her

Hands look [ __ ] knew it I [ __ ] knew it I told you I told you to wear normal clothes why’d you have to wear shorts everywhere we go we went to mider and Carter last week and you weree [ __ ] shorts we let it change you mate you wear what you’re comfortable in your BS

Feel [ __ ] fantastic right now just [ __ ] sat there like that [ __ ] Airy bosss balls never stick to your leg Duty they’re just like who oh yeah what’s your name David nice to meet you Dave you okay what you what you do Dave you’re a rof yeah you don’t need to

Work C then do you [ __ ] it mate you just live your life fella a it yes bro you all right is this your misss yeah man do you D wear shorts all the time what right what you sure you look your face looks like you [ __ ] ha it

You’ve dressed up in all your H&M gear and he walking down this short what’s your name j Jade David and Jade how long YouTube being together 10 years you married or I no not yet you engaged no he did say not yet I’m just saying it’ be a good

Time I mean I know you didn’t short enough what would you do if he just went up his [ __ ] short leg and just pull the ring out it was in his forkin you’d still put it on and you [ __ ] know you was just [ __ ] slid his forkin over your [Laughter]

Finger oh God I’m horrible AR I what you do Jade you go to UNI well done mate what you studying photography is this why you can’t afford a wedding is it yeah go to UNI to do photography you do know you can just buy a cam yeah you know that though yeah I

Mean I’m not being a dicka how much is this that like n Grand a year look at him he’s [ __ ] look at mate if you thought you were feing about his shorts look at this going [ __ ] yeah it’s n Grand a [ __ ] Year mate I’m on roofs in the [ __ ] rain

Fella fell off last week I was thinking [ __ ] student loan [ __ ] now what year do you did in year two oh s what M you doing at thee B these why you don’t like this what’s your best photo you got like a photography page on Instagram or no no

You haven’t got one you haven’t got a photography page on Instagram are you supposed to get yourself out there you should really make one just make one Jade photography do it now got little follower it’s like 2,000 people in here or something got loads of followers for you now we all like youru

That take a picture of his for skin do a jade good luck what that means TR to get started on Instagram why the [ __ ] would you be a photographer and not have an Instagram makesense literally the person in the world who would have Instagram the most would be a

Photographer why would you go to un to learn how to type I said said you do know to buy a camera if you if you spend 27 Grand on a camera you’d be a better photographer then someone who’s got a degree and a 500 camera for

The Mad Mad Mad idea um it doesn’t doesn’t seem to be any bother than there no I think the show will be quite easy what’s the sound like it sounds echoey to me but it’s all I mean it’s a big Fu but it’s I feel like everyone can hear

It yeah they can and I feel like I’ve got I have got range in the microphone so it’s all right I can I can project into it and it not be a bother yeah it’s not popping or it sounds um I it was the echo was toying with my head a little

Bit I thought it might dip into feedback a little bit but it’s well when you doing a sound yeah no when you were on stage oh but if you’re I did push it a little bit I didn’t I mean when I shout maybe it will but you can’t well I’ve

Already told her just to sort of bring it down just to touch anyway so they’re on it yeah but it’ll be sweet it’ll be sweet we’ve done the show here before we never had I can’t remember his happen no we’ve never had technical problems yeah it’ be a good show then