Episode 1 – Season 2
Round up of 2023 and goals for 2024 and Mason gets soppy!
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Welcome to thei chance to make it one n and St Ross P does so an 8we suspension for a Facebook comment oh Mi F again it’s just not good enough well boys will be boys lie on may be good sometimes may [ __ ] who indeed back I don’t want to be by
Unpopular demand you think we would have worked out that transition screen in the offseason but alas we haven’t but here we are we don’t know how things work anymore in a bit of a makeshift sort of scenario and we got a jersey well it’s more than n anyway how’s your New Years good
Mate good start with the yeah start with the end of the year uh end of the year was excellent I stopped working that we all no no not everyone no um I did had a great Christmas to have me old girl over to my place for
The first time since we Bor in 12 months which was nice nice featuring new fans a lot yeah correct thanks to um be Henderson um electrical very very dodgy [ __ ] elal business but sure yeah yeah well doesn’t matter they work so um and then went out there’s for actual Christmas T has
Worked the whole time so I haven’t seen her years was good have played golf become me Personality yeah like chicks become like obsessed with Fitness and I’m going to put it this is probably going to sound super sexy but your golf game is like on
It woman on its period at times no very up and down yeah yeah good good for three weeks bad for one good for most weeks one week that you just want to [ __ ] throw the clubs in the pond I had the marketplace post written on Tuesday I was selling them all they were
They were all out the door um on the other hand flying yeah he can’t stop stop it’s a shame you’re using hire clubs he doesn’t know they’re not coming back to him yet how was your New Year mate what you uh I mean we spend it together actually actually we had a nice
Pizza down the pub oh [ __ ] I was crook after that it was pretty ordinary the next day oh no we made 2 minutes it’s okay but I probably said it before then I think I I think I said I think I said [ __ ] in about 30 seconds excellent um
Doesn’t is there a swear word in the [ __ ] I sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe [ __ ] I don’t know if that counts but we um but yeah no new year is all right Christmas pretty eventful Christmas lights for the first time ever yeah nice the on that’s at your house but I haven’t
Been but uh other than that mate pretty uneventful I worked most of the time and played a lot of golf there been a lot of golf I’ve played four times this week four four times since my Sunday true I have not because I’ve been at work but I
Have played prettyy much every day of the weekend Christmas break yeah right that’s good going um yeah flowing golf’s good um take M golf club that’s some news that’s that’s a whole podcast on its own um but yeah anyway we are back we are for for those of us uh who are new
To viewing which I’m sure there’ll be a few maybe you last if you’ve lasted this far congratulations uh it’s a podcast uh for the club by the club um and All Views have nothing to do with the club yeah so this is strictly our views and it’s B and Grayson genderson
Um we have been caught out before with that haven’t we I got um egg on me face couple of times to throwing at a coach from last was a whole omelet mate uh someone say the podcast through the coach out last year so howan you’re on [ __ ] notice mate right now yeah if
You can’t pick your team [ __ ] you know who to call yeah had had a nice conversation on the weekend uh BL or the BL the BL Congratulations by the way bit of a Zer news yeah first bit of news new first grade coach for the year um he mentioned that
He’s um so you do something um he said to me that he’s all about the criticism all right don’t hold back was the words he obviously actually know he does know what I’m like so know what I’m like he’s got [ __ ] thick skin i’ uh while we’re touching on this
BL I fan last night that him and I share a birthday that’s one thing oh yeah nice know that what third of February okay I won’t remember that he’s also from camber he also supports a no wonder think he’s a [ __ ] idiot um Loosely um but in saying that to the was
Say he he’s just got this thing about the moment where he [ __ ] gets his gear off all the time I’ve noticed have you seen them photos on Instagram fan of the sleeveless shirt yeah big fan of the no shirt too no the no shirt shirt like the half sweat oh
He’s like put a little just out yeah or just out of the shower or something yeah he’s probably got the short short towel that sits just above the knee yeah it’s a little bit revealing bitot I’m all for like [ __ ] off that’s what you want though you want
Your your leader to lead from the front I hope he leads by having a share with the boys this year and uses the ice bath I’ve heard he’s got a [ __ ] knee that’s need like a [ __ ] boomerang that BL but um yeah hey if he wants to
Join in by all means those years of being alter boy and we are back back that and it didn’t come from me that’s surprising well that’s a change um anyway what other news have we got we got birthdays let’s do that oh we got third grade
Coach as well oh we do yeah we have two of them apparently uh congratulations Scarlet Hurst famously the lovely put there wife to be oh I don’t know if you like that but anyway the partner of Mr Thomas Kane yes um you should out y that I could cause a stir
Wonder if that’s going to be in the uh in the [ __ ] chat tomorrow morning when this gu’s live oh see what happens caus an issue there have to put that in the uh Zone Premier League trust clip it and put in the trust freaking chat that’s got Scarlet in it
And see what she says oh un lugy I’m not good you’re not in that chat no that’s right SC but that’s right I can stir from back here and um staring from a I’m good um anyway uh yeah scl and about that n should not good so there’s been a
Bit of before we get to birthdays and I’ll just mess with the new studio already uh there there was a development of character new character Arc for young nasht over the offseason um so obviously end of season trip happened uh for the first time in forever I believe I gave
Him this nickname you did actually you did um obviously as the weekend goes on you start to find out a bit more about people and it turns out Nash’s got an alter goes by the name of Ned now old nedw with Ned um he’s a guy you want to be around
He’s a guy you can follow real strong personality FL Nash is not it why why was I friends with Nash but seriously bring he’s [ __ ] pathetic bit soft Ned though Ned’s a he’s C tier of leader in the grand scheme of Neds it goes him and then Ned
Flanders ah although he has got a rig does for a cartoon [ __ ] me got AIG he’s got a rig anyway birthday but enough about that uh death to Nash uh birthdays yeah birthdays we had a couple good birthdays this week we did that we forgot about
Sort of one of our lovely sponsors and now part of the media team Brady Richardson currently in Tasmania enjoy yeah happy birthday buddy enjoy the Jack jumpers same day new signing for Clement yeah consider that the first one on the podcast you should be privileged yep good well done you probably will be
Invited onto the podcast this year but probably not well there’s a chance because we made content so and it’s usually for than you just went through our views from last year and the only ones that got good views were just you and on their own so yeah that’s because
It’s us sitting back analyzing ourselves or just oh I just don’t think we hold back when there’s a [ __ ] uh but whatever we call him good point good point you did make an Al Boy joke a little bit earlier so yeah that’s right good call how are you going to flog ah
He could be sitting next to us and I head by himself wouldn’t bother me give you a [ __ ] good old fashioned Adams D Wet Willie oh yeah yeah yeah um but yeah what else we got here toddy Blackwell on the weekend coming yeah yeah nobody from Nei um famous uh photographer around the
Part big supporter of local football it also big support of women’s football yeah it just loves football in general I think I don’t think it needs to be classified as men’s or women’s doesn’t love shoes but famously hates the shoes famously hates shoes um but yeah and
Then finally the uh cuz we don’t know when we’re coming back this is a surprise for everyone this a surprise for us yeah I think this was uh off the cuff off the cuff at about midday today we decided we’re doing this so for you guys watching it’s about midday
Yesterday and we we battled with it oh I did especially internally for a long time as to whether I could be bothered driving a minute down the road to actually do this so consider yourselves unlucky yeah um or lucky or lucky so we we’ve skipped forward to the 16th of
January El presidente’s birthday Bron Wilkinson he turns 31 3 I’m [ __ ] 33 this year so I got the big three Z coming up so oh that’s a [ __ ] big party celebration on the on the downhill uh oh could be I wonder if it’s a Monday oh [ __ ] H we do some
Damage let’s have a look oh I think it’s Friday I know mine’s a Saturday not that matters back into the phone how good this [ __ ] your um anyway oh it’s a Thursday oh that’s rough it’s a training night you going to have a good feed to hex him after I won’t be
There probably won’t be there either because um anyway there news think we’ll we’ve got a bit to cover really we been it’s been a while is that the news there or have we got other news I don’t know you got other news not really we rattled off the coaches that’s new I
Think oh we can talk about no that’s there as well I talk about signings but that’s in the list so news yeah let’s consider this old news yeah okay so Char Games coming up yeah start four of four of um preseason started for some not for
All may being the not for all uh well you started you went to one I’ve done two two field sessions and you went to air Locker for about 13 seconds uh I reckon I lasted 15 minutes I’ve been three times but we’ll get to that uh which is why you’re
Allergic to correct correct if youing is allergic to loves posting oh you’ve done that well oh apparently you don’t let have that many characters so there you go all right well for anyone looking at that moment as long the one that says is no longer fat that picks up
Rocking on here anyway um yeah so we got four trial games instead of 16 first one yeah up at Turner Park uh North is one new Lampton one West walls and I’m going to say yeah no they’re no good them all you ain’t blue you poo but if you’re the shade of
West walls and blue that is poo um I know that we got a fair few Squad yeah so lucky you made the right decision to come in the right shade of blue that’s right otherwise you’d be poo anyway uh games dyan’s organiz preseason well and truly underway as of Thursday coming yes
Already had a few s of Christmas but as for the moving forward I believe it starts next thday yeah next Thursday’s first official what I’ve heard no that’s a Tuesday Tuesday’s media day um so if you turn up sh in the team you turn upen doesn’t mean you’re in the team if
You don’t get your photo taken you’re less likely to be in the don’t come back or you you are in and you’re ugly so Matt Lee if you’re listening get there and get their photo of them cares yeah just take a photo from the knee down yes
Knee down please is more putting that on only fans so we can start making oh yeah we got to make it some yeah cuz [ __ ] hell start watching us more you dog going anyway what else we got uh big news this next one news so let’s bit of
Background of the story all right our famous stone League one side the crabs M uh one excellent footballing excellent footballing uh yeah unit 100% they went through the season anomally uh again won it again and gain themselves promotion however due to us not going down they
Kind of got stuck um and for some reason they wouldn’t let two of blue quality sky blue teams in the in the competition so they have gone out on their own and formed the crow Bay United CR good on them congratulations uh the pink and black is
Back yeah yeah yeah and I believe that they are pitching for Zone Premier League really Zone Premier League because right to be in there in my opinion but um or Zone League one whatever the last one is no well what what are we called now League one so
It’ll be two no [ __ ] they just made them all numbers now apparently more easy I don’t know cuz it [ __ ] all Newcastle Football just say ear [ __ ] throwing expies around like that that’s why we can’t come back to this this early raises me blood pressure but you’re right um they do deserve to
Be in our competition got no no CLS or queries the two in their team yeah [ __ ] good quality football yeah absolutely somehow I’ve messaged Chandra Bri about 400 times he’s just left me on red I don’t blame him I mean I told him I’d blow him and give him 550 bucks but
You you’d pay him for the blowy no no no no I’d pay him to come play for us got right so the blow’s inclusive of the packageing N no playing no good if you if he’ said no playing only touchy yeah basically photo next week he’s in
Yeah yeah that’s right um but yeah as for the the crow spay United crabs congratulations boys it takes I know how much work it takes to build a club absolutely we’ve been trying to do for three years and we’re still struggling talking to chatty day um hasn’t slept a
Wink since they decided to go out on their own he’s been awake for 4 and a half weeks he’s already hit me up for a jersey swap for this year oh yeah watch this space I’ll have a crabs Jersey somewhere here at some point yeah supporting the boys okay it’s good good
That we can um keep the two together because I think there will be a time although if they go into Zone Premier League it defeats the purpose a few of us will eventually step into that third grade side although we may not be wanted I don’t think we’re wanted now uh
I mean I’d call it questionable I mean I’d rather go play golf anyway to be honest but um yeah I’ve had enough football this is a stretch I said to Dylan yesterday that I’ll play where I’m put but can you make it so that I can make a 7 o’ tea
Time so can we push out kickoff back to 12:45 230 and 445 we’ve got lights of he now [ __ ] it last game about 6 I don’t give a [ __ ] I playing the b anyway that’s right we’ll go up the road to one of the um High companies we get a couple
Flood lights to fill the black spots see access high and get [ __ ] Spotlight on Smart from us um we’re good at playing in the dark well that’s when we look our best when you don’t have to watch us so enough um what else have we got presentation happened did Fant Fant
Fabulous night fantastic is that what you were looking for sure I was looking for fabulous and fantabulous yeah it was a fantastic night though thank you to the Jasmine hotel for hosting us y than to all the people that put all the effort in to get
It on the road thanks to ollie fer for ruining the [ __ ] slides show you [ __ ] [ __ ] me dead um absolutely spoiled the build up toing Queen of the Blues and King of the Blues he did didn’t he he shook the table I told him don’t touch anything near that table
Don’t touch it your jail pretty much I should have [ __ ] headbutted him but anyway um I’ve you miss you come back and play golf with this you bastard um yeah stop being a family man I can appreciate it but also dad and [ __ ] yeah it’s no good none good none good indeed
Looks good but none good um yeah preo there’s really not a heap to talk about King of the Blues Harry Bailey um Queen of the Blues Henderson Henderson none relation n Rel none related not I me I’m sure we’re related somewhere across the line all names lead
To the same point correct um unless you believe in the old one or yeah you believe in the cousin has fun with your cousin um they cousins were they thought they were brother and sister it’s all none good funny what that Apple can do correct and Steve
Um what else we got supporter of the Year Emma Davidson very good for got that that was really good on the night yeah Best Dressed uh stays in the family went to Natalie Boyd this year oh actually is we’ll do this after Bren Wilkinson won it last year
Uh the year was as Morgan yeah Reserve grade player of the year was Nash tap who well Ned Ned tap formerly nasht um do even go by the name Nash anymore third grade was Matthew Robertson yes correct who’s now left us for the argentin thank you oh like Snoop d double
G got two G’s in it is that what you’re going for or uh it runs with scrag yeah extended got two JS yeah yeah now we got say that we said that once before and it goes in a lot of trouble it made me have to edit something and it [ __ ] the entire
Pod this huh it’s unlike look at us we’re Chang people change podcasters we can control ourselves do we oh we didn’t say that D Dash DH DH D player yeah yeah actually now that I’m thinking about it giv a [ __ ] about the Pres now I said thanks everyone that did it yeah
Top goal scorers were Harry Bailey Kane Riley first grade me and Obby and you alone think that sounds about right it makes sense Obby wasn’t there so I took all the plots on the night everyone was taking OB has about 14 medallions that he’s not going to wear I’d like to see
Him Rock up to the a locker with them on oh yeah just look at my gold [ __ ] yeah that’s right man has the biggest shoulders in the world walks in like a [ __ ] pimp that’s that’s a new look um anyway uh one news I do have yeah hit me uh
Speaking Natalie Bo congratulations the uh new vice president of the club uh yeah uh who else we got heard I don’t know you’re telling the story we’re just talking about the committee I suppose oh luk Dixon yeah H help the committee the canine year y that’s excellent that’s a a job that not
Many people like Emma Davidson’s coming as Secret that’s excellent uh to help out Jason delforce who’s also taken up a role as a sec as a secretarial role that is excellent um I mean that’s new brook McGrath Josh McGrath both come in yeah as general General committee no Brooks a the female
Officer oh yeah job female football participation officer female football leaz yeah yeah looks after the the connection between the club and the women um um got [ __ ] in get in h wasn’t even on the meeting she sat on the meeting and unluckily she red herself in so you already red in but so
Oh I didn’t have a choice someone’s got to mow the grass I’m back as the groundsman um um well you did such a [ __ ] last in the best ground best condition in actually I will say it was the best ground in Newcastle was [ __ ] right up there it
Is hug cool no right up there all right anyway moving on um allstar game I don’t really want to talk about it you can the [ __ ] Nash scored five goals makes me sick yeah you’ve probably seen it is it it’s been coming up down the bottom
Just so everyone can see it S5 I think it was 7 five funn enough though I scored you did nothing I did I think we should have made our goals worth two next year that could be a thing have to yeah n Nash has never scored five goals in his life and
Somehow he just went [ __ ] turn into Ned turn into Ned so if you go back and watch how many episodes have we got we got 20 now uh I don’t remember when the allstar game came into the old brain box of ideas I think we stole it we did but
Also um I it was a good day it was an excellent day I hope everyone had fun I did because we won um a little bit yeah we did that [ __ ] that Peak Performance the [ __ ] the presents they got thrown around for zi Christmas pop oh excellent
Yeah cuz it was more than just the allstar game even though that was the most important thing because we won um yeah we went back to JZ had dinner you know enjoyed the Christmas spirit enjoyed everyone’s comp absolutely [ __ ] blind in town oh yeah unlucky
Um pastan on excellent um why is it in my phone why is it not in everyone else’s um yeah so when we started picking just in case you’re looking that’s excellent [ __ ] me dad who made you look um oh [ __ ] have you got the stroke
K we can I think we need to have the button it’s gone I had a thought and then you showed me Dylan’s photo you lost your train of thought makes sense was allar game oh here we go not found it at this a classic photo that is oh that
One message from raen that was a great photo size a [ __ ] trumpet you had a [ __ ] I don’t know where that Trum oh that’s right yeah when we started picking the teams everyone doubted the little battler the little pink team let’s just put it out there but little
Pink team that could didn’t have half the [ __ ] team that he picked sometimes when you got to battle through life you got to come up with alternative scenarios Ben Pierce and [ __ ] Dom Snee as your ringing Ben Pierce didn’t play who was the oh no it was um TK
Yeahs coaches from open football yeah yeah oh no he play he he was at open I don’t think he coaches does yeah he coaches he one of play for Adamstown yes buds hopefully that doesn’t get him in trouble let’s just keep putting that out there yeah another n player that you had
A g team well look when you’re when you’re under the pump sometimes you got to think outside the square I put out there but if it wasn’t Ned foring play the match it was going to be Emma David defended well next to Bren she excent she’s a great [ __ ] hell she
Was just own or Danny sneeze in goals that was good with his head that made him look like an absolute [ __ ] idiot when had that free kick no good point he but he doesn’t use his hands big fan of the head large head yeah large very very
Very um but yeah great day had by all for the new guys who uh aren’t aware of what we’re talking about uh allstar game will start to be picked after the halfway point of the Season yeah when we get sick of doing podcast part of the
Year and it goes behind closed doors and it doesn’t really go behind closed doors we just [ __ ] make it up it was it was literally the only reason we did we did have a tally up to that point we did and it was correct up until that point and
By the end of it the jezo snitzel was [ __ ] first so we couldn’t give a hat to a snitzel [ __ ] good snit a [ __ ] D Force instead good snitzel um but yeah uh we were doing that after the voting went side like Mason said and this year it’ll
Be the same we hope because AI Christmas is probably one of the best days of the year it was a good day everyone come out and enjoy free alcohol we went to the jezo had dinner like you said and [ __ ] everyone got a present and yeah people went their ways after that and
Went out if went out if didn’t they went home no maybe I went home I was out till about 4:00 in the morning and come played golf with you the next day oh that’s right you that was a mess you were Crook and I still played well um
Enough anyway that was the all Style game congratulations mate you want to know thanks mate it’ll be one andone next year and we’ll see how we go yeah actually bit of trivia for you that was Jim sby’s first win as a coach in an All-Star Game Mi Snee still yet to lose
Uh another bit Tri for you the only the only coach just score in a allstar game is oh yeah fair enough out of the four coaches I like that that probably was the first hatrick scored in an allstar game a Chad M had the hatrick okay first one first five
Star yeah a few firsts from the allstar game yeah the first time women played in it yes yep um and lots of them there was a few there was a few um we had a lot of even our physio turned up yeah K got involved um but yeah I mean others
Played like a girl name any names you won’t say me I hardly played you played more than I did well my team was struggling so um anyway we missed Mr sedot but that L late cancellation yeah that would have hurt that would have hurt suck
[ __ ] uh signings for 2024 yeah so we can rattle off a few one massive massive important one it’s the biggest one of the competition yeah yeah I me sign for the Jets I wouldn’t be surprised it’s a international signing if you would CU we’ve signed him from England he’s also
A published poet he’s a published part talks about onion rings and Hungry Jacks he’s the author of The Book of Matthew he is the author of The Book of Matthew and speaking of Matthews it is Young Matthew Sakowski oh [ __ ] I’m glad to have him back hey I haven’t gone into
A season thinking that it might be a season we’re jiot I think we are you want to know why because we did that and then we fcking backed it up with a signing out of Queensland we went in the state we did it again we did again how do we get Andrew
Bailey I don’t know [ __ ] hell I heard the crabs are knocking down his door and he just said no don’t like wearing pink want to play with the boys want to play with the boys play with the boys so uh play with his brothers ripped him in and
His cousins there out Harry’s good for something we could get his brother Harry this is still the podcast that you’re not a fan of we’re not a fan of you I thought he liked it he said it was [ __ ] oh okay the only reason that he come on it is to make it
Better and did he yeah actually went pretty well didn’t it w talk about it yeah fair enough I mean what what’s got more than his what a guy um I digress the uh other signings we’ve resigned uh Harry Bailey again as much as got King of the Blues last year
So kind of have to be a thing uh Hall Hall’s back back Richardson’s backb is back Scott Flanigan’s back Flan’s back Nash tap’s back’s back uh are you and I half undecided with the way back yeah well I haven’t put pen to paper yet so I
Haven’t put any I don’t know what a pen is no like I I said towards the end of last year when the season ended I’ll see us in February I’m Sig the in pencil in February yeah the old Magic Pencil it out when I don’t want to be there re at
Magic bentel um but there’s a lot of new fellas new faces around the the group there is a few hanging around first time we’re going into uh preseason with numbers more than 45 it’s good news hug news uh the credit to the uh recruitment team been doing on his own pretty much
Um someone’s got to do it not M yeah we’ve got a lot of uh competition in in to last year where we had compet trying to get fil oh yeah that was tough uh I don’t want to remind people of how many games Jason delforce played in the last
Three rounds of the year I reckon he dead set played 12 games in three weeks I reckon he did 12 game Delhi in all positions too I think that’s all the games he played all year but because you didn’t see him for the rest of so may
Got his money’s worth yeah had to play catch up did uh we’ve had a nice little preseason warmup to Christmas at a locker speaking of signings it’s a new sponsor signing is Massy sponsor uh they’ brought us on we brought them on board and they brought us on board we’ve done some training
There you lasted I reckon I’m not even going to say 15 minutes yeah no it’s 15 minutes did you get through the first pod I got through the first two it’s at least yeah plus the warm up plus the warm up [ __ ] and then I
Did one no two rounds on the third one with the assault bike and that and then your body wanted to assault you to die you and Nash went had a cuddle outside I couldn’t drive home I know I drive you home yeah I was lucky you were there
Because I would have been sleeping in the car one thing I’ll I’ll put on my manal piece is it I outlasted you in a fit never thought I’d say those words ever very good point I’m not even mad but in saying that I’ve I’ve said
This too the whole time I said get me back out on the field and you’ll see a different different M turn into uh yeah no but the the fitness side of things we should have changed your name in the chat nah I wouldn’t worry about that
It’s uh no like it’s a totally different sort of fitness and anyone that can get through like you like yourself credit to you um because it’s [ __ ] hard hard work I mean it’s uh definitely a test yeah 100% like I used to do that sort of
Training I had one of those masks that simulated altitude um but that was that was back when I was like rock hard fit I was [ __ ] in the best that too but um yeah like it was next level Next Level now that I’m a bit older more lazy um
Yeah it’s it’s not as easy as prority lie with uh 14 sticks in a white ball not 11 men in a white ball no no I’m really over it to be honest so um anyway I digress that was air Locker thank you for coming on board for
202 yeah yeah really appreciate it we’ll continue with them through the first six weeks I think another 6 weeks and then the our end of the sponsorship ends yep or the deal ends but feel free to continue to go for the guys that enjoyed it yeah 100% don’t
Do it on training nights no um goes five side too for anyone that plays F side that’s new or returning pretend F side doesn’t exist or I’ll punch you in the skull agreed uh Alex Evans you heard it here first um anyway training does resume as I said next week I’m going to
It correct all right now we get to the good stuff yeah cuz that was half an hour of [ __ ] it wasit right we’ve done this before boo your [ __ ] makes its triumphant return it’s everyone’s favorite [ __ ] segment to be well we don’t have everyone’s other favorite good for the
Week correct we can do that I’m glad you remembered because I [ __ ] forgot oh good for the week’s back right now is it yep okay [ __ ] can wait yeah what do you got for the week you for [ __ ] not lasting any more than 15 minutes a hey it’s tough it’s tough training let
You leave that down uh I know I know what I am better what I don’t know oh I think we can it was it was open for I don’t have anything I didn’t even know we were doing this till about 3 hours ago so neither did I yeah anyway B your
[ __ ] is um what do we got first we’ve got um te the season Christmas movies Christmas movies I am 100% yeah right I think your mic’s playing up too I don’t know we’ll see what happens so they might not have heard that just in case they didn’t all right
I’m going to um step on the other side of the fence and go bougie why well it’s a bit of a tradition that me and tees have every Christmas Eve we’ve done this since we got together uhhuh um we watch Elf on Christmas Eve okay you make sure
Whether she’s working day shift night shift or not working um elf is one movie though uh what we watch the Grinch movies um I I say collectively Christmas movies as a whole externally to Die Hard elf and uh what’s the other one you just said just watched oh here we go hard is
A Christmas movie mate not Christmas it’s set in Christmas it’s set at Christmas time it’s about Christmas just because it’s on December 24th doesn’t mean it’s Christmas what what does December 24 resemble for you mate it’s Christmas [ __ ] Eve it’s another day mate anyway um we it this
Way right okay those movies let’s get a bit touchy here if you made a documentary about someone who committed a massive homicide on the 24th of December is it a Christmas movie well what’s the difference with the Grinch he hates Christmas that guy hates Christmas to he doesn’t commit a
Homicide tries to kill Christmas what’s the difference well it’s a fictional thing okay die hard’s a fictional movie yeah not about Christmas you’re I’m what more do what I’m getting at is there three movies over the the vast array of Christmas movies there’s hes of Christmas movies yeah that’s what
I’m saying none of them are Love Love Actually is a good movie that is a hot take that’s a good movie that thing is going to go come back and haunt you for the rest of that’s a good movie thing there’s too many story lines in
It have to go um all right I’m disagree a hole I’m saying out of 100 you got five good ones yeaha that’s probably right that’s where I’m sitting with it’s okay now I’m going to stay boo you uh cuz everyone needs something okay um you are totally right there’s not
That many good ones I mean you at home alone in the mix oh yeah yeah Santa Claus Santa Claus 2 Bad Santa Bad Santa movie now probably at the near double figures and then you probably go the rest of the other one home alone two Home Alone three there’s a lot of crap
Uh now it all ends there um 101 dations I think was it Christmas class 101 dations is a Christmas movie Die hards a Christmas I’m not but this is the this is the thought process of pable just because you’re watch it at Christmas time doesn’t make it a it’s
Got snow there’s Christmas tree in it right uh preseason ah I think you know my answer on this one that preseason consists of a nice green horse with uh red blue and yellow flags where are you playing for it to be green true not a [ __ ] m [ __ ] goat track um but yes
What 14 clubs and a white golf ball is my preseason mate it’s been good uh preseason [ __ ] massively [ __ ] uh in saying that you’ve been on three runs this week yeah just trying to get the C back in the legs I wouldn’t be doing no
Such thing yeah all I know means I’ll be head of the curve [ __ ] go for it I don’t I I know where I stand I know I can I did a recovery run today though I didn’t run the sixk recovery run that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard since
You said have was a Christmas movie oh [ __ ] off it’s not really it’s it’s actually really smart knowing that I’m nearly 33 my body can’t handle another [ __ ] 6ks 3 days in a row that’s fair enough well you know what I’m going to do for soccer I’m going to turn up and
I’m going to let my brain and my ability get me past being unfit okay well that’s good so we’ll see you in third grade um that’s the plan that’s the plan I know my limits and that’s where I am um understand what I am we are going to
Change it up a bit we got some new questions for this year cu the last one last year’s one’s kind of got a bit St kind of uh yeah oh yeah kind of well we’re ran out of new people I suppose well that too we ask the you guys but then what’s the
Point of the new questions so yeah I mean I think it spices up a bit anyway we’re going to do it together because do you know that’s what we did last time I think so and that’s why we were so successful I think so everyone just want to know about
Us um anyway where’s your favorite place you’ve ever traveled I’m going to say Las Vegas for me cuz it was [ __ ] top tier GNA have to say FG you like FG again I’m going there this year sorry D I’ll be out for a couple of weeks he’ll come
Back F ever as well probably because he’ll eat and drink himself stupid cat and going over there for a wedding so it will be yeah yeah I think tight between there and Paris But um nice best advice you’ve ever received what was the furthest nicest place you’ve traveled oh Vegas yeah no I don’t listen you’re right uh best advice you’ve ever received what’s yours cuz I might be able to just double dip on it you can’t get back time that’s already been
Tak don’t let time one of the nicest smartest [ __ ] things that is pretty smart um so I’ve since my uh life changing moment about four and a half months ago 5 and a half months ago I’m getting my way 100% that have beenen that’s why we’re not in
The mine mine would be always chase your losses they can’t run forever I said by the worst Gambler I’ve ever met um but you have heard of me if you uh could give 10-minute presentation on any subject what would it be about uh golf this is an easy one
Pain that’s fair you do do that actually I could say fire systems I I legitimately do presentations for a job I could I don’t want to I don’t want oh yeah okay yeah yeah um on a subject I want it probably golf any sport really darts darts is a thing
Yeah that’s darts is a thing probably I quite like talking to me mates who are right into footy about soccer so they can understand the difference is Morgan of the world he loves 4 is it the ability or is it the the better than Lego well that was his
Brother is it the party that’s what I mean better than Lego side of the of the footy World um I don’t know anyway what’s the number one thing you wish more people knew about you never mind I’m going have a stab before you all right uh I think the people need to know
That he’s an amazing singer did I guess right did actually yeah Bo boom not just play golf with you for a reason anyway I I wouldn’t mind um yeah I’ve always thought about getting out into the scene and playing some things but yeah yeah that was probably
One thing I’ve only been pesing him for about last six months to [ __ ] get down there and play some music with me you bastard but anyway um it’s still time one thing that what about you I’m G to say that I don’t think a lot of people realize the DTs play yeah 100%
Um like a legitimate it’s a legitimate thing it’s a little hidden talent it’s like the uh basketball you you played all these Sports at a state level and you don’t tell anyone well you got be honest mate what’s the point thing is if guys ask me to play
Then I don’t I can go in or right oh yeah you know that old scenario begin’s luck the difference is with basketball the guys I play with I’ve played with they know the level that oh yeah and we can’t really square up on a 3v3 at
Soaker so I mean it’s a b [ __ ] so but yeah if you’re looking for a sub for basketball anyone or you want to take down the p and roll Betty for five bucks As Nice especially at the moment that Luke little or whatever he Luke ller
Yeah yeah the nuke how was he 16 he lost this morning I did say that uh poor bastard what was it like score 75 he had so he had a shot for double eight he had darts he had darts to go two sets clear as well oh um [ __ ] he’ll have some he’ll
Have some head noise for the next couple of weeks the kid up man he’s 16 years old on the biggest stage world for darts he’s already instantly become a millionaire right good enough you’re old enough Rich than you and I that’s not hard spend all my money on gol and
Gambling you get through round three to be richer than us um what you and I earn in the next 10 years in one [ __ ] tournament um yes congratulations to L ller yeah that excellent massive and he does have a bloke’s rig oh he’s a proper dad B proper dad B for 16-year-old um
Has a random stranger ever made a big impact on you um yeah now I’m going to be a little bit broad on this I try and make the most of speaking to any stranger that I can get an understanding of where they’ve come from what they’ve been
Through and what I can learn from them so it’s quite often this quite profound this set of questions isn’t it um different yeah I like it but uh yeah all the time every time I get to speak to someone I try and learn something and and take something away from every a
School day brother yeah basically never too old modern day [ __ ] yeah never never um too old to learn something new what about you is there a specific moment or ROM strangers ever made yeah so probably Vegas M thought you a mad bag of no he was um he was a homeless man
Mhm who had just been evicted from his house just lost everything his wife had died in a car accident oh [ __ ] pretty sad um but he he was the one that said that um but the fact that I’ve used his line pretty big impact yeah yeah 100% on a
Shitty podcast like this yeah well I mean um was trying to turn his life around and he said obviously asked bucks I and um he gave he went up the road he bought me a drink and brought it straight back to me and said you sir for giving
Me so you bought your own drink I mean round way roundabout way sure but I mean it’s it was the that’s [ __ ] me yeah that that’s really nice of him too so anyway a little bit heartfelt uh uh do you have a evening or a morning ritual
Uh not really at the moment my evening ritual get home go for run yeah yeah I don’t I don’t really have anything I’m a morning showerer same I had to have a shower when I get a bed up outside of that I don’t I’m going to try and get into it’s not really
Ritual but but walking the dogs of the morning yeah yeah it’s probably more a habit than a ritual it’s not like me shoes and shin pad scario um in terms of everyday life not really probably wind down of an evening I might I’ve got to oh actually yeah sorry
Of an evening we go to bed MH regardless of what I do when I shut up I’ve got to go and check that the garage door is closed okay and I can be lying in bed and then all of a sudden I’ll think about it and I’ve got to get out of bed
Go to the garage open the door yep door’s closed like I [ __ ] left it sh the door out to bed that sounds like you’re getting um short-term memory loss a I’ve been like for a while true you scarred from this Ro or does it go up on it own or something does
Actually okay well there’s a problem that makes more sense um for me probably morning ritual is literally have the shower and I my car and I’m on my way to work 5:30 and I’m generally coffee have to have a coffee have to have a coffee
See I’m not or an energy drink I tried to get off the energy drinks cuz it’s upset I’ve gone back to the sugar free ones which it seems to have changed the game yeah right maybe that’s you’re on the C4s too [ __ ] terrible um I love not
Feeling my face for get kicked in the [ __ ] Nads um what’s the most exciting thing you’ve done recently saved 10 shots off my handicap pretty exciting very exciting also now very saddening because it makes golf extremely hard oh yeah now you got to actually play good which I’ve still
Been okay haven’t played my handicap last four rounds uh most exciting thing I’ve done recently is probably meet dermit Kennedy uh I sing a songwriter down in Sydney that was that was pretty cool at Sydney Opera House there so that was definitely exciting true I mean I’ve got other
Things that I could add to that but say that for another day yeah all right you don’t want to waste it all in one day mate we got we got nothing but time uh do you speak any other languages if so how did you learn it if not where did
You learn who would which would you learn [ __ ] I if not which would you pick to learn first you wrote the question oh yeah um that’s really badly written for me um I would learn cation because my mom is Caan that makes sense you don’t
Know any I know the swear words I know I know when I’m in trouble yeah I was the same because the dogs used to get sworn out in Polish yeah that’s how so I learned how to swear in Polish I think the way I’d learn that is because I’d
Hear it yeah yeah 100% so I learned at school I learned German which is hilarious uh in primary school at school I didn’t learn much let’s just yeah Fair um’s a joke I learned French at high school and I could speak that be all right um You Went To Paris you had speak
Some sort of French didn’t speak a li of it by that stage weo um yeah how’s it gone I said that I said that to aaser he put his hand out for money I said how you going mate and he walked off yeah that PSG um uh what would I
Like to learn I’d love to learn Spanish true I’ve always wanted to speak Spanish oh you got H toos I don’t know what that means will give you some [ __ ] Spanish lessons oh yeah it’ be good he’s up another signing for 2024 back Ste Russ Bigos gets a mention in the
Startup does famous his back the K is back yeah so that’s that’s me and me languages true who has the biggest influence on you in your life right now uh it’ll probably be it a is it a green square with tab in the middle written of
It h no I’ve gone from green to blue uh Sports bet seems to give youb yeah better uh no well that does have a big influence um that’s probably to make it a a full wholesome lot of questions it’s probably Derm Kennedy like CU we got to listen to him
Speak for a while and that and some of he says yeah and some of the lyrics when you hear him explain it um sort of ties back in with that little bit uh what was it random stranger stuff um yeah I to the point where I’ve never wanted to get
Lyrics tattooed on me or anything like that but I’m sort at that point yeah it’s um just really makes you think about really make fck makes you think about things number three baby um fa uh biggest influence on my life right now would have to be my [ __ ] job no it’s
Not who but what what is my job at the moment is being absolutely [ __ ] cha yeah right we’re in the midst of updating our entire computer systems imagine that’s [ __ ] um we’re about to do that in March I believe yeah so I’m doing 11 and 12 hour days most days that would
Influence you in a negative sense yeah makes me want to [ __ ] um uh anyway goal for 2024 I have goals that I can’t kind of not put out into the open for oh yeah good point I’ll leave that alone I know them yes um all right well
My goals I got two I got one personal and one relationship one personal is to get below 15 with me handicap preferably before soccer starts and I’m on way there I’m 17.7 now I’m not far away uh and my relationship one is just to spend to spend more time with me with me
Lovely wife that’s very very nice of you mate um I going to in a hectic life that we live yeah especially with your contradicting um yeah schedules yeah like she’s at work at the moment and I’ll go home to bed for 2023 oh yeah yeah I’ll um I’ll just
Rattle a few get an eagle y down to tick for both tick massively tick 14.3 I believe no 13 14.3 13.9 all the people care about this oh I 13.9 1.9 um 21 3.4 not going from 25 to 1.7 at least too expensive there rental clubs the seventh green at Mur I’ve done
That about seven times now I haven’t done that one I’ve been sanity again not ticked break 90 haven’t done that yet oh that’s the club I will throw in Anger incorrect yeah um play penants also not di in done that round done that muscle yeah so we might have to revisit these
Questions in yeah yeah we can have a look they might change who knows might uh have you been at the blue song that next year we’re keeping this one in because I think it’s relevant so when you sent me this I looked at it I just spat at my phone I
Was like seriously you’re going to ask me that one you no no this is it this one more year well we know that we haven’t had next year have next year we’re in next year okay so I would classify and how about next year as 25 okay not even I’m not even thinking
About 2025 no they haven’t even cut down the tree to make the paper for me to sign for 2025 let alone me [ __ ] think about it probably have paper very very uh green we don’t want to cut down trees for no reason no unless they’re at Mur we have
To cut down them bastards we do that for free with golf balls um current favorite of Zuri player I’m I’m going to caveat it a bit and make it current new zri player just give Bey okay well it’s cuz you know him that’s cuz he’s my you work
With him he’s my uh little superstar electrician at work right look everyone’s got their FA um I was I’m disappointed that you made me change to new just care cuz I was going to jump on the Scott Flanigan train oh he was at end of season incredible true Untouchable fair enough um and
That’s why I mean among other qualities that’s why he’s my new favorite I’ve jumped on board uh in terms of new um ask me again when I actually turn up for training yeah so I can start to get to know those guys they’re all they all seem great like I’m getting around the
Guy the new guys that are getting amongst the culture yeah yeah I’ll take a special mention to jayen hard yeah if you get involved in the group chat you’ll catch my attention more chance than you will at training the reason jaylen’s getting more of a shout out for
Me is because he come played golf with me once that’s fair enough and he’s in the golf chat so if you’re in the golf chat you’re probably already ranked above other that is a start that is a start but yeah like for me if you’re which is completely unnecessary because
There’s some big personalities that don’t use a group chat um I’m a big group chat guy I tend to be waves yeah I like to have it muted and then when I feel like not unmuting it and having it dig I usually when Spurs are playing uh
Usually when M did when L was on a [ __ ] rant that was very clear as soon as I knew that there was going to be [ __ ] talk about gladiola off um I don’t want to be buzzed at [ __ ] 2:00 in the morning talking about the
Same [ __ ] over and over again uh who is your favorite blue of all time there’s only one correct answer like to hear it Michael sneeze me oh yeah ofo didn’t even think about that The Godfather Yep they’re da they’re done but I will say this he’ll be losing
That title if he doesn’t come to [ __ ] old boys Day this year oh jeez yeah that was PR on Michael it’s tough BR me for electrical voice the other day and don’t come to old boy day I’m not telling you [ __ ] how’d that go I didn’t tell him
[ __ ] um yeah all right ship up or [ __ ] shape out that’s that’s probably the right answer I was going to go with B Thomson uh my close second would have been Thomas Kane yep that’s fair I think that’s probably everyone’s favorite blue so that would probably make him your
Current favorite AI player yeah current yeah probably current new guy Mitch oh new course we Chang the question yeah yeah we can do that let’s do current new current favorite player Tom Kane current who is your favorite of all time Michael sne me yeah I like it good um honorable
Mentions as I said Jaylen Hy for on keep doing it keep up the keep up the good work yeah that’s right and maybe you two could be on the podcast uh don’t know about that um anyway we don’t even know when we’ll be back we don’t even know when the next
One is this is a this is all off the cuff uh R what’s on your mind that was that was the questions by the way yeah welcome to the 12 questions I don’t know if that was 12 12 13 there you I suppose you the two at
The bot yes same question uh what’s on me mine um political that’s all I can think about every time I this no no W be I’m just thinking I believe I think I said this last year actually just everyone needs to be Nic at everybody be a bit
Nicer yeah it’d be a bit nicer I think um for you’re FL yeah except for that guy [ __ ] that guy and Nash yeah death to Nash um I just think you never know what someone’s going through with any any point at any time um I just think you
Know be nice to someone say something nice to somebody um because it could be all they need for that day so um you know is that what you need maybe not but it might be what someone else needs so doesn’t cost anything to be nice
No on that uh it is be nice to your [ __ ] friends yeah right every now and then we got see if they’re okay yeah don’t know what everyone’s got going on and if they’re busy and they don’t get back to here don’t be offended if they’re busy and they don’t get back to
Here make them feel really [ __ ] about it yeah yeah and completely you know stat I [ __ ] tried to ring you 100 times you [ __ ] doging me back yeah now hate you yeah so I don’t really care about how you’re feeling because you’ve upset me so no I’m all for the old check-in yeah
Absolutely if you’re not checking on your mates you’re not doing your job right anyway that’s the I think we’re [ __ ] we’re going to get de on an area that’ be the last time that I ever come out with any of that [ __ ] yeah I spent the last 25 minutes like [ __ ]
Optimistic yeah the [ __ ] is wrong with you knew me I think you need right one bad round of golf and that’ll change everything um just ready to [ __ ] hang myself from the ceiling on Tuesday Jesus Christ you ready to R the [ __ ] driver around your head after your little 18
Point Escapade up at freaking Crown 18 try 13 oh it was tough um be back 37 today but that was good that’s okay unless you hit the like a [ __ ] CR no no I hit the ball really well actually nice to uh nice to be good again nice to be good
Again that Corr relate and it’s good to be nice again true it is um but on that note we uh we don’t know when we’re going to be back but this is episode one yeah call this episode one Series 2 yeah season episode one um I’ve turned a new
Leaf I’m no longer fat he’s put on weight and he’s still cranky um oh no he’s turned to leave for one pod yeah um not cranky for this one you’ve been a bit soppy to be honest you not fat give me a break [ __ ] hell someone’s got to
[ __ ] pick up the SL just my ass got bigger fair enough fair enough too many squats um but yes we don’t know when we’ll be back so enjoy this while it lasts yeah yeah watch this for the next three I don’t know when’s the first game 21st we probably will have one after
That so probably that’ll be the aim yeah aim no so it’ll probably cuz the games are fortnightly yeah we’ll probably have one of fortnite I reckon it’s probably not too bad considering there’s not much news up until then no things to look forward to but I’ll do a quick one for
This just a little wrap it up y uh is there launch night when’s that don’t know it’s coming where’s we’ll have a date after the current uh meeting which is happening this weekend oh yeah t yeah better I won’t be there uh but yeah committee meetings this weekend so
There’ll be some information to fly out of that for sure yep uh launch night will be at Hexum we had a balls day before it the word on the street okay proba put it in the group chat yeah not on the street no good on the street sure
Um Sports clicks back on board for our kids this year excellent we have a new design excellent uh we will reveal do we we reveal n give it a SP uh we have the uh how they look they are in the works and I have been talking to
Joel very they are a shirt they are crisp um must say they’re up there with one of me favorite lots and we’ had a few Lots we had a lot of lots but anyway jol’s back on board there’ll be a surprise from Jolly for everybody you you know my favorite shirt still look
Happ K I like that [ __ ] [ __ ] hate on this CU we are sports click Only You G I love Joel heaps [ __ ] great sometimes you got to have good cop bad cop sometimes you do but he’s also supporting the club the way he is there’s no good cup bad cup it’s all
Good cup I actually do like the gear just what annoys me is the fact that their shirts are normal sizes not Chinese sizes [ __ ] Chinese rubbish so yeah anyway we’re just waffling now but anyway it’s uh been great to have you back yeah it’s good to be back be back
I’m not going to make a habit of it not for now I think fortnite’s good yeah um we will we’ll see on the 21st is a Sunday the first guest spot see on the 23rd 21st is Sunday and we’re going to do it on Monday yeah which 22 that’s the
Usual as long as I’m in the country in the country yeah um but yeah first guest spot whoever wants it open I’m not [ __ ] we’re not chasing people this year apply now we’ll talk to ourselves for an hour yeah we seem to get the most views with it
So why change why change what ain’t broke there the old car mechanic bring it back that’s right um anyway that’s been us we will you a fortnite yeah a bit something around there 3 we Sunday Monday Tuesday goodbye goodbye