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“YOU CAN’T EVEN SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYMORE 😡!”
“I just saw a mixed race couple in a festive advert! WHY WON’T THEY LET CHRISTMAS BE? 😨”
Colin from Portsmouth is all for different people on his TV, but not at the most magical time of the year.
Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello Colin say Merry Christmas anymore Anthony it’s disgusting absolutely disgusting you said this last year Colin and the year before even more true this year not that the police will even arrest you for it because they’ve gone all woke and against a silent majority
And by silent I mean loud and by majority I mean the 172,000 members of the conservative party you said last year that Christmas adverts were all foreign is it the same this year Colin with all the ones you’ve watched I don’t want people having different Christmas experiences but I don’t want it forced
Down my throat with techn technology advancing how long is it going to be until I turn on an advert for saintsbridge and a mix race couple climbs through my television screen into my living room and forces me to watch their transister urinate in my bathroom that WHYY sudak met Elon Musk what are
They planning it’s the blob Colin it’s the blob they’ve infiltrated the UK with the woke Christmas mind virus wa no all the good people are on our side Le Anderson feeding the poor with 30 P coins just like Jesus did Boris Johnson sitting women on his lap like Father
Christmas Nadine reading us all of fantasy story from a new book and sweet sweet Liz trust reminding us of the decent British values of putting a stock in under the chimney chimneys we used to own before the mortgage rates went up and we couldn’t afford our houses anymore these are the Traditions you
Will destroy by voting labor this is the last Christmas under a Tory government if that doesn’t put the fear of God up you I don’t know what will anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family Merry Christmas I can’t even
S carols without thinking of vman she’s poisoned my mind
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Very much looking forward to voting against those principles. Oh, yes. Can't come too soon.
Did Colin have a good time through Diwali?
A question for the Pompey Mandela, do the screws serve Xmas dinner on the 25th?
Free Colin from Portsmouth
Merry Xmas love to the family
You wouldn't adam and eve it, but the advert following Colin's informed discussion about Xmas TV adverts was the John Lewis one, do they fink posh people listen to the great Colin?
Imagine being in business and offending a large proportion of your customer base. That's just idiotic. OMG, that would be just like Brexit, wouldn't it?
Love to the family, Colin. ❤😂
Ah Colin! You can always count on him to fill you with holidays, sorry, Christmas spirit. Merry Christmas Colin! Love to the family!
That reminds me… better send the youngest up the chimney to get it cleaned before Santa arrives. Don't want that red suit getting sooty! Good old Victorian values, sigh. Love to the family, Colin. ❤🩹
Love it
As an American, it's trippy to see the exact same nonsense in the UK as the US. We really are basically the same country. Sorry for whomever's feelings are hurt by that.
NEVER MIND ALL THAT !!!! WHAT ABOUT THE FACT WERE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS IN NOVEMBER ?!?!?!?!?
Can't say it as he literally says it. In fact most of the time when I hear Merry Christmas its being said by people who are complaining that they can't say it anymore. Poor poor triggered trash.
Humbug
Well said Colin!!!!!!
These days if you say you're English …
I've even seen adverts for Christmas Pulled Pork !
It's probably some kind of App.
In my day we had to pull our own pork.
And we were grateful.
Colin’s arguments are pretty much spot on with the real one’s all over Twitter/X and the like. Anyway, keep up the good work. Love to the family.
For the next two months I'm not going to be able to watch Carol Voderman without laughing. And I'm incredibly grateful for thta. 😀
I think he’s run out of linctus – again! 🤡
Lee Anderson feeding the poor with 30p coins, just like Jesus did 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh no, it will be Carol Bloody Vordeman next.
I agree with Colin, can't say merry! Why not, just because to be merry involves alcohol. Being merry at Christmas is obligatory, the woke lefty marxist fascist communist dictators are taking away British traditions of getting ratted at christmas, vomitting in the streets, fights over the dried up bird on the table setting fire to the pudding which inevitably results in a scene from the towering inferno & bloody paper hats.
Anyway Colin, love to the cell mates.
Merry Christmas to everybody and love to the family.
Trans sister? – I'm always listening to mine (FM).
I didn't think there was room for it, but Colin is getting even better.
Cannot be real, must be a joke.
Love to everyone, lads, especially Colin and his family! 😆🥰
Merry Christmas, There. I said it, Lock me up.
Carols Vorderman 😂😂😂😂
It will be a hard Decemberween in prison for Colin .
😂😂😂
Can't even sing carols
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Colin's desperate to see Rosie Holt as next leader of the Conservative party.
Brilliant….tragically realistic 👌
So funny – almost true!
I love Colin, he is the only Gammon I enjoy listening to.
The last line is always a killer 😀😀
Tbf 1 out of 3 TV adverts don’t mention the word Christmas…
I pointed it out to my mates last week and now they’ve noticed it everyday since 😎
Lmfo just stumbled upon this… I remember back when was it? 2017 – 2018 this was some trolling on some Forum that you cant say "Merry Christmas" because its politically incorrect. Well thats swell. What are you gonna do in the other 100+ countries where they say Merry Christmas then. And i live in Finland.. You gonna tell Finns to not say Merry Christmas to each other?… Come on over and do your crusade. And all the wonderful Christmas songs on radio?… Those are not going to be played anymore?… Go for it.
Ha Ha good funny stuff. Unfortunately Sun/Daily Mail readers will be too slow to spot the sarcasm.
He'll be complaining that people are having Gammon for Christmas dinner next!
Need to get back to the true values of Christmas! Peace , tolerance, forgiveness, welcoming the stranger, giving to the meek….all values that are against what Baby Jesus told us to follow, Anthony. We should kick the single mother immigrants looking for shelter back to where they came from…it's the Christmas spirit Anthony….love to the family.
How is it that Colin has so many close family and friends in the States? I hear the same sentiments in my community.