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Colin is in Portsmouth hello Colin I am disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusted the British public is being spoonfed the wrong news by romaniac lizards and rishy sunak is doing nothing about it well I wouldn’t hold that against him Colin there’s plenty of issues that rishy Sak’s doing nothing about yesterday

Right we heard the Dreadful news that school girls are wearing trousers and yet on the same day it came out that some nurses just happened to be using a food bank had a water company and poured sewage directly into a nursery or something now you tell me what the

Nation focus it attention on typical bloody who’s behind this Colin who who’s controlling this Global narrative all these remainers stopping us focusing on what really matters remainers like Nick C he owns Facebook he’s controlling the political narrative here tell me has Nick clay got shares in British school

Girls Travis what other news story has been a deflection tactic against the real the war in Ukraine yeah yeah so Mars and Spencer released their Easter eggs and and yet none of them say Easter and yet on the exact same day oh Putin decides to March into donbass or

Something and the left this BBC puts that top of the news at 10 wake up Anthony that makes Putin a remainer so so so Putin and Nick CLE they’re strange bed fellows so who stops Putin and Nick CLE if if richy soon acts under cover I’ll tell you Nadin Doris she’s our only

Hope you won’t catch her wearing trousers anyway thanks for having me on mate love to the family love to the family Colin love to the he’s a sleeper agent for Boris we know he’s Insider Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello Colin it’s got to the point right

It’s got to the point where you can’t even be racist without being called a racist you’re the least racist person you know Colin and I’ve never once and never have will be racist I’d like the freedom to be racist if I want to be without being called a racist well it’s

The woker gender isn’t it Colin using accurate terms to describe people with it should be banned it’s what everyone’s seeking though is it silently everyone silently thinking racist things are they silently how do you know they are if they’re being silent are you silently racist Colin well I’m never quiet so you

Can’t accuse me of being silent and if I did say I was silently racist then you’d arrest me for being a racist so that makes you Colin one of the .1% of the population who are neither vocally nor silently racist and proud of it but if I

Changed that and did the opposite people like you shouldn’t be allowed to call me one anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family St trying to silence me Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello Colin I disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusted

Those photos are clearly fake but they’re being presented as actual news what proof do you have that the photos are faked Colin no there’s no proof but my eyes told me didn’t they my eyes don’t lie you say my eyes are liars well despite the conspiracies Colin everyone

Has stressed that these photos are real well they would say that wouldn’t they they want you to believe the truth when actually some of us would rather believe a different truth well that’s the thing isn’t it Colin I mean you only tend to believe things you want to believe I.E

Things you like and anything you don’t like you say it’s fake wait yeah and you got a point there but I tell you what I’ve got a whole album of photos from my first wedding right I was just a laugh back then I had some very strange ways

Of looking at the world I didn’t believe you for a second Colin I’m sure you were upstanding oh yeah I wasn’t as worldly as I am now I chose to marry a complete wrong I didn’t like her so what I’m saying is on paper that wedding happened

Yeah you get me oh how convenient I’ve got an album full of wedding photo Colin are you saying that your first wedding was faked totally mate that’s exactly what I’m saying it didn’t happen whole thing was faked without my knowledge I was there I just didn’t know I was there

Cuz it wasn’t real you get me anyway thanks for having me on mate love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family sometimes I know I’m not real Colin is in Portsmouth hello Colin a countdown conundrum for you b o k e w r

I a o t another T R give me a sec there Colin just woke traitor I’ve got raio Ewok Carol for is not an Ewok Ewoks are kind Ewoks are trustworthy Ewoks are the right side of History this is because Carol vman has begun lifting the lid on

The Shady dealings in the conservative party isn’t it clever women from countdown have been radicalized if it’s not Carol romaniac vman it’s Susie bloody dead with our meanings of obscure words that just so happened to criticize Boris we know what you’re up to Susie and it’s disgusting are you calling

Countdown a daytime TV Sleeper Cell Colin I’m not being funny mate but I wouldn’t be surprised if they find bomb making material during the numbers round the elderly don’t have a clue what they’re watching well no wonder Nadine Doris wanted Channel 4 privatized it’s a pandemic Anthony I’m telling you richy

Sunak any woman who’s good at anagrams get their phone tapped Richard wle did not die in vain for this anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family I haven’t got a hard on right Colin from Portsmouth is on the line

Hello I am disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusted we voted to leave so that we wouldn’t have tomatoes and now people are roning about it I thought you voted to leave so that you wouldn’t have any more foreign people Colin oh I say Tomatoes you say foreign people they’re

All immigrants look we wanted to stop them and that’s what we’ve done of course Brian and Lin don’t see the benefits what benefits are we talking about from brexit exactly Colin more British things more British foods like turnips British diseases like scurvy and a bloody l a return to the Great British

Tradition of rationing this is what we voted for and sunak is finally deliver it it’s a bit woke though isn’t it rationing you know everyone having the same amount regardless of class or income Colin You’ love it if rationing scarce food stuff and fuel made us a more equal Society wouldn’t you any

Excuse to poison our perfectly good wartime fantasy with your pathetic ideas of social justice I tell you as soon as Deputy Prime Minister Lee Anderson brings back hanging I’m having you done for treason anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to

The family Colin don’t go too tight on that no around my neck bring back rickets oh yeah yeah okay Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello col I could weep Anthony I could truly weep here brexit is done Proclaim it from the rooftops brexit is done well it’s done

For another week at least call yeah Corin tried to thwart it but sunak held firm sunak with the assist of Boris slots in own why isn’t this sunak cleaning up boris’s mess well that’s Boris isn’t it that’s that’s why he’s a bloody legend he can’t be expected to do

Things properly but that’s why he gets things done well except he didn’t in this case though did he you wouldn’t see Kia bloody St messing something up then fixing it a bit and then claiming he’s done a good job you know he agreed with something Corby said once cannot be

Trusted that man but you know what disgust me Anthony what absolutely disgust me what’s that Colin STX say Northern Ireland are fortunate to have access to the single market so why why why haven’t we and Britain got that it’s a bloody outrage this is the EU making

Us poorer and woke King Prince Charles is there letting it happen because he hasn’t got a bulls and queen out well that’s the only way Colin I mean that’s what we voted for of Britain could enjoy the same freedoms Northern Island does the better I’m begging you Ry sunak work

In Northern Island Magic on the rest of the bleeding country let’s share the bloody wealth anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family I’m not confused no Colin is in Portsmouth hello Colin why why why are you trying

To stop me from having an opinion well I’m not trying to stop you having an opinion Colin I never do so you have plenty of opinions on this show sometimes two contrasting opinions at once and that’s because we have a little thing called freedom of speech which we

Fought for and won during the war on brexit freedoms which the e HR are try to remove from us exactly Carin and that’s why it’s so important for everyone to have a voice except Gary bloody liner allowed to pipe up he lost the argument in 2016 just like he lost

The World Cup in 1990 Freedom does not extend to political prisoners he should keep his crisp eating Gob out of it and keep stor like a proper footballer stick to football and stay out politics if your opinion on politics is different from mine we pay pundit on mat of the

Day to be silent on social issues that’s the contract they signed I don’t know Colin I think maybe would have fixed the northern Island protocol earlier if Dion Dublin and Danny Murphy had written a white paper on it don’t you think who would you rather trust to write the

Ruges of our society Gary bloody l or Lee Anderson I know who I trust it’s simple Anthony freedom of speech is Paramount unless it’s someone I don’t agree with anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family I would

Like to hear thoughts on an energy winful tax mind you Colin is in Portsmouth hello Colin how was your weekend disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusted with how soeller is being treated she l once outside a Detention Center in Rwanda and suddenly she’s the bad guy well it’s an odd choice for a PR

Photo that’s the only cropped when you zoom out and see other people laughing their heads off outside A detention center it suddenly looks a lot nicer well it’s how it’s spun isn’t it Colin that’s the thing with exactly exactly she was accused of being too serious we’re calling everyone that doesn’t sale

With p a criminal then the moment she lets her hair down she’s labed a sociopath this is why the guardian aren’t allowed on these trips they always moan don’t they it’s probably the stress though Colin I mean 46,000 people have arrived in this country in small

Boats in the last year and Rwanda can only process a fraction of that amount she’s probably laughing at how pointless the whole Endeavor is oh you’d love it if this plan was pointless wouldn’t you look she’s clearly laughing at how great the decor is listen when I’m in home

Base and I find the right shade of paint I laugh out loud in Delight because it means I don’t have to spend a single second more in bloody home base true look it’s about time we all saw the lighter side of criminalizing Asylum Seekers if sella laughed in house and

Commons while explaining her Bill maybe it’ll make the whole thing a bit less terrifying laugh and the whole world laughs with you apart from those fleeing Terror of course anyway mate always a pleasure chance to you thanks for having me all love to the family love to the family Colin love to the

Family no no you’re right mate life is weird Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello Colin what’s this Anthony what’s this I’ll give you one guess good day mate bo bo guilty Kangaroo Court yeah the most scandalous sound in British history Boris stood tall against the labor judge jury and executioner

Just like Nelson Mandela did I can’t wait to read boris’s book the committee were majority conservative Colin the most labor conservatives I’ve ever seen you know who the true conserv atives were not white Berard jenin and Roy Walker and their ganger remainers but those who stood firm to intimidate a

Committee and threaten our increasingly fragile democracy bis bang to rights Colin oh come on how was he supposed to know that the events he was witnessing with his own eyes were against the guidelines after telling us what those exact guidelines were every night hand

On heart he says I didn’t lie and 25% of the time this man doesn’t lie well his best defense was I’m sorry but I was completely incompetent and unfit for high office and is that a crime it’s not his fault people voted for him we knew

What he was like he got trapped in a zipwire he rugby tackled a 7-year-old Japanese boy for God’s sake we got exactly what we deserve and you’d vote for him again would you call him oh yes oh yes because he’ll get brexit done apart from the times he votes against it

Like yesterday and if he suspended he should just come back again anyway like sella did it didn’t arm her anyway mate thanks for having me on always always a pleasure love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family that a

Doris is a bit of a siop fan though rain it in that it’s embarrassing Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello Goin I’m disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusted with how they’re treating Donald Trump oh you’re not taking news of his indictment well col if Donald Trump is

Found guilty for breaking the law that means any one of us could be convicted if we did a crime well it’s a dangerous precedent for democracy Anthony these Lefty lawyers are looking at the rule books and coming at anyone who does something wrong do you think it’s political Colin Prosecuting people who

Break the law of course it’s political and it’s terrifying I would have fought in two world wars if I’d been born slightly earlier and I didn’t have nearly foughten them for this no you know Anthony I’m glad we’ve cut right back on police in this country or we

Could be convicted for anything theft Arsen fraud no not fraud Anthony thankfully fraud conviction rates are going down you’ve got to have some freedoms I tell you what you know who I feel sorry who do you feel sorry for Colin I feel sorry for all those who

Supported him when Michael go stood with him with his thumb up like he’d been allowed in the cockpit to have a picture with the pilot and all the other people who said he was great I fear if Donald Trump is convicted those people are going to look like right walles and

Whose fault is that Ley bloody lawyers ASU they should be locked up for even trying to lock him up anyway anney thanks s me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family I fear for pi Morgan reput I really do Colin from Portsmouth is on

The line hello you can Junior doctors to the list of enemies of this country it’s disgusting anth why why why aren’t they happy with what they got well we need to pay them fairly Colin some of them are on4 an hour it’s Criminal come on being

A doctor’s just Googling I do that for free clues in the name Anthony Junior these people are children why are we paying children anything let alone 14 quid they didn’t pay Junior chimney sweeps anything to cor well they paid more in other countries Colin they they’re going to leave that’s because in

Other countries people aren’t as healthy as us so there’s less to do here that’s the advantage of being British and we’ve made it impossible to get an appointment with a doctor anyway so they shouldn’t be treating people even if they’re not British enough to be healthy well their

Wage has fallen by 26% in the last 14 years Colin that’s the problem bed where are we going to get that sort of cash from recovering money lost from fraud during a pandemic canceling hs2 reversing brexit we’ve made these Financial ches together and we won’t see the benefits if everyone wants to start

Getting paid fairly when was the last time MPS got a pay rise uh 2022 it’s risen by 26% since 2010 Colin well that’s value for money is it Steven Barkley I’m begging you stand up to these liberal Lefty doctors at least for another 5 weeks until you inevitably C

In we did not vote you in to spread wealth equally anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family I send you a photo of my tongue my Google’s not working uh no Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello I

Disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusted the king’s coronation coming up which is supposed to be a joyous occasion but several times a day the M thought of it is making me physically sick well patriotic sick is the best type of sick Colin red white bloody Marco she’s going

To swan in slap William and Kate about the face with her sheer affronting presence and lay a metaphorical Yankee turd at Camila’s feet well Colin I’ll stop you there you’ll be pleased with this she’s not going Megan markle’s not going she’s not going Colin she said no

After all they’ve done for her she’s blown the whole family a giant transatlantic raspberry there and I bet Harry will make a documentary out of it and charge him for the royalties don’t SP the cat now thank you Mega bloody what do you want Colin I

Mean she’s damned if she does and she’s damned as she doesn’t I want a schinger Marco that’s what I want where it can never be truly know whether she’s in or out of the coronation you want her to be both simultaneously there and not there Colin that will make you happy that’s

Too much to ask it’s the least she can do with all that taxpayers money we’ve given her I’m begging you do not make King Prince Charles cry on his big day by either turning up or not turning up anyway mate thanks for having me on love

To the family love to the family Callin love to the royal family how do I delete my search history um just you Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello I am disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusted Portsmouth has been infiltrated by the enemy which is ironic given his proud

Nebor this is the news that the conservatives have lost a few Council seats in Portsmouth is that right it’s terrifying Anthony it’s hellish i’ barely dared leave the house Portsmouth has become a Marxist hellhole it’s just a living nightmare it’s awful it’s only been a couple of days Colin it’s mainly

Lib Dems really I couldn’t watch the coronation of King Prince Charles without fearing for me life how is a proud British man like me supposed to enjoy Penny Moren holding a sword in that in that incredible dress as is my right without the fear of Jeremy Corbin

Smashing through me cat flap and making me wear a funny Russian hat what’s changed in the city Carin what what’s different now there’s sewage pumping into the sea no tomatoes I can’t get a bloody doctor’s appointment everyone’s on strike my local serving Fosters on tap and I’m not even allowed to bloody

Protest I’m begging you fellow citizens vote conservative next year and put a stop to this horror anyway Anthony thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family I’ve made a tape of Penny Mor to watch at night do you want to buy a

Copy no former professional football ATT return current pundit Ian five unes is not happy with how King Charles is celebrating this coronation Ian oh it’s embarrassing Anthony I mean look at Charles holding the crown aoft he’s celebrating as if he’s won something what’s he won what’s he actually won

Well he’s won the kingdom Ian he’s beaten 60 million other sperm to lift this title that shows grit and determination from a top top top top world class monarchy in no he’s coming to the role given to him by Elizabeth II like David Moyes after Sir Alex Ferguson

This country should prepare itself for a decade of underachievement because if we’re sticking someone in a gold chair without them even having a carabell cup to their name then I’m sorry but the game’s gone well let’s bring in somebody who’s an expert at looking successful without actually winning any trophies

Harry Kane yeah nice good to be here Anthony nice to speak to you Harry how would you advise King Charles look successful without actually picking up any trophies two words Anthony AI cup the lad needs to go away in preseason and beat an under strength Bayern Munich

Side on penalties win over the fan base and they won well British people are basically Spurs fans aren’t they Harry they they’re happy with the resemblance of success even if it doesn’t mean anything exactly King Charles needs to say calendar year a lot you know do more

Things than any other Monarch in a calendar year yeah that’s made me a hero at my club and it can make him a hero at his Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello I knew the French were behind this French are behind what Colin Legionnaire disease a French illness they planting

French bacteria on a British boat holding Asylum Seekers because they can’t bear the fact that we got brexit done Lee Anderson was right when he said migrant should F off back to France he should have said it about French lung infections and all that would be two

Groups effing off to a place they’re not from Colin cannot deal with small boats if the microbes are against us W bloody molecules I tell you Anthony I don’t know if we should be worried about diseases when housing people fleeing from war zones if we start worrying

About that we’ll have to start worrying about the terrible conditions we let landlords keep their Flats in threatening the health of the poorest in society we’ll have to start worrying about the lack of Housing and Mental Health Services we provide for our armed service veterans absolutely we have to

Start worrying about the fact that we dangerously undernourished 4 million children in this country Colin you’ve hit the nail on the head I think you’ve struck something here Colin what are you going to say about that I’m begging you send that legionaire dis back to France

And send them the message that we will never surrender okay anyway i’ had lovely time thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family so Well’s gone quiet I hope the French haven’t got her too wow Colin from Portsmouth is on the line

I sick of all these woke people ruining this country who are the woke people Colin are they who are the woke people you know full well who the woke people are I’ve got the list right here you’ve got a list yeah the guardian right pronouns the lawyers teachers doctors

Nurses the EU the NHS the church the British army nowadays the BBC matter of the day Gary bloody Lia James o bleeding Bryan Disney Pride police cars with inclusive signage Hollywood the city of Liverpool North London tow houses Jordan Henderson pre 2023 The National Trust almond milk modern historians remote working places

Where people feel safe the weather children’s books the England cricket team the manopause Banksy Coots Bank breastfeeding butterflies people who want to be paid a Liv in wage right people who think their children should eat universities secondary schools Nursery schools being able to swim in UK Waters Catt chips

Valentine’s Day King Prince Charles David atur Professor Brian Cox and the laws of physics guide dogs theater with a live sign language person at the side of the state oh yeah agree immigration centers that put pictures on their walls sadic Khan International women’s day the are in Li quants people who read stories

While wearing women’s clothes every one of them V is a threat to Western civilization anyway mate thanks for having me all love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family avocado yep Colin is in ports why why Colin how was the Barbie movie oh it was

A rius candic cat of feminist Fable Anthony but that’s not the point why why why are the left Wai in the bed about climate change when the British people have prove we don’t care about it I think it’s a bit strong to say that British people don’t care about climate

Change I can care armor are absolutely right to row back on saving Humanity from the edge of the fiery precipice thank God 450 people didn’t vote labor in Oxbridge or all these anti-growth carbon neutral policies would have plagued this great nation the people have spoken just like brexit except this

Time it’s polar bears the ice Cap’s lost get over it but Colin there’s there’s islands in Greece that are literally on fire and the weather here has been a bit miserable for July I’m sorry but I’m with the comment whose thoughts coincidentally align with me on every single subject on this one

If I’m not personally affected then I’m not changing well British people are affected Colin they’ve been evacuated from hotels they’re fleeing for their lives they’re in danger and Anthony they’re being treated with dignity and compassion by the locals what on Earth is the problem exactly the opposite of

How we treat people fleeing from danger here that’s why we should keep up our selfish Lifestyles because even when we get into a pickle we still land on our feet because we’re British and as long as that stays the case the foreigners treat us with the respect we deserve

Without us actually deserving it we should continue our merry pledge diluting way without caring the world thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family you holidaying in the UK then this summer oh no chance no you’ve seen

How crowded our seid ritten beaches are you must be mad yeah Colin is in Portsmouth hello Colin way ped I really could you know me I don’t like to exaggerate but in losing two more conservative MPS this country is circling the plug hole of Hell itself

This is the news that the Tories have lost two out of three byelections Colin you know both of those winning candidates agreed with Jeremy Corbin or something one of them a lib Dem Colin oh they like boats full of refugees do they well don’t be surprised if the boats

Rock up on the shores of Somerset and fr and Selby now that the only people defending them have been removed you have been War well they did win Oxbridge the Tories because after the voters there hate clean air no I’m sorry Ryo did everything he could to win the vote

He complained about Nigel far losing a Billionaire’s bank account his colleague said that Taliban was are bad after all but no nothing well the conservatives are the victims here is that what you’re saying of course we are of course we are and we’re being marginalized by the so-called tolerant left I’m sorry but

Sunak got to go Sak’s got to go who who would replace him now Colin this Nadine Doris NAD Doris she’s the only one with the balls she’s bravely stayed in Parliament despite calls from herself to stand down but she’s not for turning her is PM channeled by Boris Johnson

Channeled by Boris Johnson he’s gone Colin he’s out of him sneaking back into parliament in a laundry basket like Jose Mourinho did in the Champions League barking orders at n thre an earpiece he’s the puppet master I want his hand up her as I know he’s capable of it’s

Our one chance to save this country or we’ll all be murdered in our own beds anyway Anthony thanks for me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family you up to anything nice in prison today yeah I might watch the

Barbie film with the lad yeah nice have a have a good one Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello shocked Anthony there’s no other word for it I’ve never heard of this newspaper making something up to sue an agenda before well Colin I don’t know what’s happening but I didn’t

See it coming if that paper has been mistru in then it will change my perception on everything and I’m not going to do that it’s disgusting if it’s I agree with you Colin I for once I agree it’s disgusting why why can’t a national newspaper make up a story

Driven by an obsessive anti- BBC agenda with no care about the impact on a young man or the presenters without the left waiting the bed about it well I don’t think the left’s got anything to do with it for once you love it don’t you that they’ve been careless with the facts for

Once in their illustrious existence first you Bann page three and now you criticized honest media M for one slight misstep will you not think of those poor journalist careers well well what about the journalists on the other side Colin what about their careers they’ve won by being basically outed on social media

And having their reputations be smurged by concerned citizens who just want someone to notice them they can sue for defamation and earn thousands this is why ATI stars are overpay and the newspaper won’t get SU for doing exactly the same thing Colin exactly it’s one rule for diant media corporations with

An ax to grind and another for 50y old men who live in their mom’s basement anyway thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family I tell you what I just saw something about Boris Johnson’s whataps yesterday it’s probably not important

Though yeah I I think it’s nothing Colin is in Portsmouth hello Colin I am disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusted why why did I see you at summer fate the other week I was on day release and it was awful why why why are teacher striking during school term time well because that’s

When they work Colin well why can’t they do it during the summer holidays when it causes minimum disruption they have six weeks off when they’re stun in their backsides and writing Love Letters to Jeremy Corbin JY Corbin you know K starmer agreed with Corbin once he wants to nationalize children Colin if Father

Christmas weren’t getting paid enough and wanted to strike he wouldn’t do it in June would he do it on Christmas Eve course he wouldn’t he’s labor right right Father Christmas is labor is he oh don’t be naive look he wears red and gives things away with no concept of

How a cost them he seizes the means of production on Christmas Eve to poison our kids’ Minds with woke messages of Goodwill he’s a woke tofu it’s in Mar well the conservatives seem to be on strike Colin I mean rishy sunak not turning up to pmqs Leaf Anderson

Forgetting to join a fringe faction he created himself they’re on strike because they got bre done that’s what I’m talking about they didn’t go on strike before brexit did they no cuz there was work to do but now it’s done they can just sit on their own TV shows

Making others eat cat food or resign as an MP without actually resigning anything except actually running the country teachers learn from the tourist go on strike we’re not being there it doesn’t affect anyone anyway mate than have me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family be

Giving me Pon Joseph bloody Starling all these years Colin from Portsmouth is on the line helloin I don’t mind them doing it as long as they don’t force it down my throat are you still in prison Colin yes I am and I’m having a lovely time and that’s a disgrace anyway what is

This pride month why have the Socialist perverted EU made June gay our children meant to enjoy June now this is exactly what Nick C wanted well I don’t think the EU are in charge of Pride col oh don’t be so naive homosexuality was invented in Greece they’ve come from

Europe to make our culture more vibrant and that’s why I and millions of others voted to live how’s your boycott going of all the corporations that put a rainbow in their logo col I’m not buying anything from a company that openly shows his tolerance towards a marginalized Community until the month

Ends and then they go and forget about that Community for the rest of the year don’t get me started on drag artists wow they’re brilliant aren’t they drag artists wonderful absolutely wonderful imaginative charismatic it’s an art form I tell you what I’ll defend British pantomim to the end but not when they’re

In public libraries telling stories not having that that’s a left wi Affliction Colin are you saying that no Tor is lgbtq plus now of course they are but they do it the good oldfashioned way at midnight in a bush on CL and common while loading themselves I’ll tell you

We live for 100 years like that in repressed self-disgust that is the British way that’s how it should be and a begging you richy sunak pull your finger out and restore our Great British anti Pride anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the

Family Colin love to the family you can’t smell diverse without Colin is in Portsmouth hello col why why why are people booting an honest man out of the door again this is Boris Johnson isn’t it Colin again but the last time Anthony he had a bit of cake

While people couldn’t have cake at their own relatives funerals it’s all so overblown and now we can’t even get n hoods and Dam hoods to the people who stood by him Nadine Doris the stuff she did for him it will make your eyes water she worked harder than an NHS nurse on

Him and now she’s been cast aside like a crinkled tissue it’s disgusting just because she’s thick a snot that shouldn’t be a reason to exclude her from a position of even greater power well others are thickers not and they got through some people did manage to sneak through rishy sunak net Callin

Jacob reog than God he did that man’s been fighting against the Elites for years it’s about time one of us got some status what about some of his uh his special advisor there one that’s 29 years old people think she might be his daughter or something people say he

Don’t care for his 15 children well that’s love right there he should be applauded my father of the year and if she’s not his daughter well our qualifications speak for themselves and his hairdress are getting an OB having to deal with his air she deserves nothing less honestly Colin I mean

You’re saying it but it’s pretty much an utter disgrace that he’s got to to be giving any honors at all is it disgrace well you should wait to Li trust others this is a Cate walking comparison just wait until Le gives quasi Quang and nighted for his services to mortgage

Rates all his hard work to keep bays in business will finally be rewarded anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family I gave my daughter Tesco Club card points in my name is that crime Colin from Portsmouth is on the line

Hello I feel just like Nelson man Anthony just like are you still in prison Colin it’s been like you bet I am you bet they sentenced me for 24 hours I told them that was pathetic and demed longer this country Anthony art tella is far too lenient you know I’ve got a

Color TV in here it’s like a Holiday Camp we’re having a lovely time it’s disgusting Nelson Mandela cin LED his country after leaving prison could you do the same could be better than that spineless Sun Anthony and what talent is there after that Rosie H MP don’t make

Me laugh it’s not even real let’s test your credential then Colin as as a potential leader I’m a blue wall voter what’s your stance on brexit brexit was a terrible idea but we can’t go back we just have to struggle on perfect okay now I’m a red wool voter Colin brexit

Was a great idea we’re not going back we’ll patriotically struggle on brilliant okay the acid test I’m Scottish Colin oh piss off Scotland well done Colin you’ve got what it takes to be the next Tory leader that’s excellent Anthony you just tell different parts of the country what they want here and hope

They don’t talk to each other anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Callin love to the family Scotland is Britain’s version of Cuba turn that TV off and get that paddling pool out of here is that a dog barking Colin from Portsmouth is on the

Line hello why wa wait Colin wait wait I thought you’ve been arrested for thinking about protesting I have yeah they’ve allowed me a phone call okay all right you go ahead Colin why why why are we such a nation of complainers the water companies have offered to stop pouring sewage into our children’s

Paddling pools but oh no we’d rather be theres coffee Bron’s Churchill over the head with a feces written stick than have her and the water companies Save Our Lives you said you swam in sewage as a kid Colin and it didn’t do you any harm I gargled sewage as a boy there was

A bit of waterway that couldn’t be improved by a million cubic tons of human excrement and it was tons in those days not liters not liters not lers it shaped me and a generation of concern me Damen green M Lati but but the water companies want us to pay them to fix it

See well that’s typically of you Lefty ramonas in it you don’t want anyone to make a profit in your socialist Utopia where’s the money coming from well well the from the obscene profits they’ve taken from us already cins and the EU so the honest companies can free themselves

From staling shackles of Regulation and let us pay twice for a service if they feel it’s right Jacob reog you crack on Fell let them pay twice and rid ourselves of the skidmark of the anti-growth Coalition once and for all clean water is not a basic human right

Anyway thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family other thing I wanted to say can he get me a lawyer Colin is in Portsmouth hello oh my goodness I’ve never heard you so cross Colin what’s happening woke

King Prince Ry childes why does he have to keep saying stuff he and the Archbishop of Canterbury going on about the migration Bill and climate change it’s disgusting what are they politicians I thought we loved our King though Colin didn’t we just have a big celebration for him oh God Save the King

Cross my heart don’t get me wrong but not on the things I don’t agree with we gave him all that and now he thinks he can do what he likes honestly you put it fining out on someone and it goes to their end well he’s our Monarch col and

He speaks for the nation you see KN if it’s against the will of the people it’s Queen princess Camila Concord I feel for he’s leading her astray she’ll be demanding a winful tax on energy companies and before you know it we’ll all be speaking belg what’s the difference between the will of the

People and the will of the nation they seem quite similar oh they’re very different for a start you only need about 35% of the people to have their will and I’m surprised by the Archbishop of Canterbury I know we reclaimed you the mouthpiece of God mate but you don’t

Have to relay everything God’s saying especially the bit about showing compassion for the less fortunate give us the bits we want to hear what are you going to do then Colin you can’t vote out the monarchy I’m afraid and that’s a shame it really is I protested it

Weren’t illegal whoa whoa whoa Colin you just expressed the wish to protest you got that’s illegal you can get arrested for that oh well it’s a fair cop Anthony yeah come and arrest me Scotland Yard Fair dudes this is the last time you’ll hear from me Anthony I’ll tell you what

It’s been a pleasure to talk over the years and love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family if they do send someone to arrest me can they send Penny Mor I think that might soften the blow yeah show them your video it’s

Worn out Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello col how yes I thought that richy sunak was just pulling a desperate U-turn to appease those in his party who still like Liz’s trust and the 800 people in Oxbridge who want more kids to have as that’s right forget he’s

Changing everything I know he’s saving the planet Colin just a little bit slower look at the things he stopped we nearly had seven bins one of them just for wallpaper Bonkers I know know we nearly had a meat tax vegans were going to get tax breaks labor wanted a wind

Farm in every bedroom he scrap that ceilings were to be lowered in every building scrapped driving on the opposite side of the road every Sunday scrapped bouncy castles to become listed buildings scrapped every National Trust property to have a trance room scrapped doctors to cut your testicles at every single appointment scrapped deadline

Them to take over the post office scrapped renaming the points of the compass to commemorate powerful women in history scrapped holding up second homes when you’re not using them scrapped gu dogs to wear roller skates scrapped Greek Orthodox dimmer switches scrapped compulsory car sharing with someone who’s appeared in condone with me scra

Bill Gates to put your Gran in a headlock scrap what’s K St doing just sleep at the wheel there’s only one man saving this country and it’s seven bin sunak anyway mate thanks for have me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family whoever was in

Charge the last 13 years nearly made a right mess oh gosh yeah what a lucky Escape Colin is in Portsmouth hello Colin how you doing I am begging Ry sunak call a general election now for crying out loud why Colin why why why would he call one now because if he

Calls a general election now his party’s got a good chance of coming second oh right well is second an achievement it will be for this shower what’s his big ideas for next year my ks2 a slower Journey than the one it’s replacing all for the bargain price of bulldozing

Through 10 Tor constituents is on Route and waiting an extra 5 years to get rid of polluting cars terrifying actually I don’t mind that one why should they be banned last week was chilly outside for God’s sake well Colin you know putting children in Porter cabins instead of

Schools might be the vote winner he’s promising it to be they do seem to prefer it well they do but I I don’t think they’ll come third K they not in this system don’t be naive Anthony the LI dem’s whole strategy is to point at the tourist and say oh they’re a bit

Dared it’s masterful it is I’m telling you now Rich call it now or you’ll be behind the livm the greens count BF and the SMP and that dolphin who Bea Nel farage who to be fair has some decent ideas on tuna and reform Colin let’s not

Forget about no I’m not having that I won’t go that far Anthony let’s not let’s not mck about here anyway thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family you still in prison yeah I’m the pumpy Mandela Colin from Portsmouth is on the

Line hello Colin we’re living in very dangerous times Anthony it’s chilling it’s terrifying right how’s that Colin an increasing number of influential online personalities that I’ve base my entire world view around have been revealed to be absolute wrong yes that is rather unfortunate has it stopped to

Made you think Colin oh there’s no chance of that Anthony no if anything it’s reinforced my beliefs and the beliefs of a million other completely real people who pay Elon Musk 8 quid a month to have 756 followers yeah I thought as much Colin I thought it’s a

Bit convenient is it that all this comes out at the exact moment that sadik Khan expands ules around greater London and the world’s government introduces 20 mph as a default speed limit in residential areas it’s convenient is it oh we’ve all sto talking about them now what a

Coincidence shadowy games we played here I’m telling you some of the people you talk about being exposed as wrongin aren’t even from the UK in a nutshell W up for goodness sake thank God these here still have their huge platforms hosted by billion dollar tech companies so that they can keep

Fighting against the mainstream media remember the poem first they came for the Communists and I said nothing because I thought it was a great idea cuz I hate Communists and then they came from people who were historically a bit dodgy and I can’t remember the point of

The poem but you get the gist and that’s how powerful that poem is it is it is anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the if Channel 4 had been privatized this would never have happened Colin from Portsmouth is on the

Line hello bless you Colin are you it’s country’s media is biased against the Tories biased biased against the Tories oh don’t be naive Anthony we all know how it works name me one pro tour media Outlet in this communist hell hole uh The Daily Mail okay the Daily Mail the

Mail on Sunday the express apart from them Sunday Express the sun the sun on Sunday the times the Sunday Times The Daily Telegram that’s basically a comic book the Sunday Telegraph stop putting Sunday before them all they’re the same thing the place isn’t suddenly painted red because the staff get time and half

The financial times arguably back KCK in 1992 never forget okay the evening standard The Spectator just I’ll run our steam of Anthony after just a few examples apart from those you can’t name a single Pro conservative Outlet GB news I said British H well I’ll tell you something Anthony can you imagine if

Richy sunak didn’t have those papers fatting for him his party would really be in trouble anyway mate thanks me love to the love to the family Colin love to the family the BBC gets a bit Tory sometimes to be fair especially question time it’s embarrassing Colin is in

Portsmouth hello Colin why why why are kids these days such bloody snow oh yeah this is the news that school children are afraid to go into school lest the building actually collapse on their heads um yeah I didn’t not live through the blitz only for kids to be worried

About be plaster these schools are fine for my generation building standards in your generation were clearly better these are the building standards aren’t they best in the world Everlasting or 30 to 40 years whichever Cas sooner listen we had lead paint and Asbestos and it

Didn’t do us any hard he didn’t and I can tell and and that’s a we used to sit on the grass to have lessons on a nice day why are they doing that I thought they believed in global warming but no they want to blame the government it’s

Not Ry stak’s fault is it how was he supposed to know that buildings would disintegrate now a 90 years time when labor are going to be in charge and as for Jillian mck Jillian Keegan whatever she should be thanked for what she’s done I don’t know what she’s done

Exactly but she should be thanked for it thanks to her bad AEL results are the least of these kids worries she’s taught them a valuable lesson in perspective anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love the family Callin love to the family why doesn’t anyone

Ever thank me you’re on air still Colin I know Colin from Port is on the line hello I could weep Anthony I really could I was looking at my favorite Facebook page old footage from yester year and there was some gorgeous old video from London in 1927 I love those

Colin always interesting to see The Nostalgia and I agreed with every single comment underneath that pedos should be hanged right not not sure I see the link there those were the better days mate oh yeah they were the better days the brief period of rest bite between two of the

Deadliest Wars in human history which I trade for one street just one street without immigrants yes well there were immigrants back then you know there were Irish immigrants call you know the ones I mean yes I do tell me what prevents us from building buildings like what the

Victorians did well I think it might be the riches plundered from exploiting other countries combined with inhumanely low wages now we G about the British museum again look foreign people should be grateful we’re keeping their items otherwise they’d only lose them and they can see them whenever they like ENT is

Free for God’s sake look all I’m saying is those were the days when you had everything in your local area you could walk oh absolutely it’ be great wouldn’t it if we could return to the days when everything was within 15 minutes War Colin oh don’t you try and make me have

Everything I need within 15 minutes no what are you Stalin next you’ll be rationing my food like the government did in those videos of London I want to return to that’s the trouble with this country something entirely innocent is made toxic to sue a political agenda

Anyway mate thanks for me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family not one immigrant built the pyramids stick that in your pipe Soros Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello Colin it’s a dark day for Humanity mate they say every time you clap your

Hands a fairy dies do they say that and today the wok karati anti-growth far-left Coalition including lawyers the police and Russy bluming sonnak have clapped their hands in unison and extinguished Brave Suella well getting fired is a lifestyle Choice Colin I could weep Anthony if weeping weren’t

Said to sign a liberal weakness well writing that article did seem to be the straw that broke the camel’s back and that’s the problem with camels these days they’re spineless it’s not so’s fault that she conducts policy over the newspapers instead of in the House of Commons is that a sackable offense well

Also her Chief idea the Rwanda scheme seemed completely unworkable unworkable what’s the matter with unworkable brexit was unworkable but you didn’t see anyone get fired over that they all got made Lords apart from farage who’ve got an ITV gig for over a million quid they could probably join CES again Suella

Whatever you do next the nation is right behind you whether it’s leader of the conservatives or a GB news show whatever requires fewer votes the future of our country is at stake anyway mate thanks so me all love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family oh David

Cameron’s got foreign secretory well good he knows the club it’s in his DNA Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusting hold your thought Colin hold your thought some breaking news has just come in oh my goodness have you seen it

Colin oh uh What uh hold on I’m just saying it now yeah okay let’s get your opinion on that forget what you rang in for this is this is what we need my opinion on that yeah uh all right uh right uh uh what’s everyone else say well what everyone else everyone else

It’s just happened Colin you’re the first person in the world to have an opinion on it let’s have your opinion someone must have said something well someone has just tweeted with a blue tick and seven followers have they got a column have they got a column a column a

Column or a show on a reputable news channel of talking GB or talk TV anything that rhymes with e but not The Babys no they’ve got seven followers they they’ve paid for Twitter oh no oh oh wait um archal tley West has just written a dire tribe oh the hell is he

Well he’s one of those young conservatives who get their opinions from a think tank group chat all at the start of the day mate he’s 11 years old that’s some decorum give me someone with authority either side of the Divide I can hang my house through Colin John CLE

Says it’s the end of Western Civilization as we know why is his opinion remotely relevant I’ve got no idea John I want Hitchins push I’ll take Aon homes oh James O’Brien’s just tweeted James O’Brien right smashing I’ll take the opposite view uh he says it’s a complex issue a complex issue

What am I supposed to do with that Jeremy Clarkson’s like his tweet Colin I’ve got no idea well that just proves it Anthony I think this is a lesson right when something happens we shouldn’t be too quick to have a hot take we should wait for the full story

Before we form an opinion sella bravman just tweeted they should be hanged and throw away the key anyway mate thanks for having me all love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family thank goodness n bra man I’m going to miss her when she becomes

Irrelevant yeah the police won’t though will they Colin is in Portsmouth hello Colin you know who the real villain is in all this it’s Gary liner isn’t it Gary bloody liner he thinks they’re fascists he’s treated porella like a common crook this is the 40th attempt by the conservatives to stop people coming

Into this country and they’ve really got it right this time this is the bill to criminalize people coming in Via small boats isn’t it persecuted by War fleeing Terror they’ll think twice about fleeing that Terror if they realize they might get a criminal record here and maybe

Even a fixed penalty notice well there’s a large possibility that it will break international law col can we break international law when we’re the most moral country on the planet and if we have to break the law then it’s worth it to make a law which says that those

Refugees are breaking the law we’ll come down hard on them tough on those who break the law apart from on ourselves well then we’ll arrest ourselves to set example w we yeah soeller and Jonathan gulis could Deport themselves to Rwanda showing that that’s not such a bad place

To live Asylum Seekers will flock there instead and it’ll solve the crisis overnight anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family to the family Colin love to the family let’s ban the Oxford Cambridge small boat race oh now there’s a policy I can agree with Colin

From Portsmouth is on the line hello Colin say Merry Christmas anymore Anthony it’s disgusting absolutely disgusting you said this last year Colin and the year before even more true this year not that the police will even arrest you for it because they’ve gone all woke and against a silent majority

And by silent I mean loud and by majority I mean the 172,000 members of the conservative party you said last year that Christmas adverts were all foreign is it the same this year Colin with all the ones you’ve watched it’s worse I don’t want people having different Christmas experiences but I

Don’t want it forced down my throat with techn technology advancing how long is it going to be until I turn on an advert for saintsbridge and a mix race couple climbs through my television screen into my living room and forces me to watch their transister urinate in my bathroom

Yes that one richy sudak met Elon Musk what are they planning it’s the blob Colin it’s the blob they’ve infiltrated the UK with the woke Christmas mind virus we know all the good people are on our side Lee Anderson feeding the poor with 30 pen coins just like Jesus did Boris Johnson sitting

Women on his lap like Father Christmas Nadine reading us all a fantasy story from a new book and sweet sweet Liz truss reminding us of the decent British vales of putting a stocking under the chimney chimneys we used to own before the mortgage rates went up and we

Couldn’t afford our houses anymore these are the Traditions you will destroy by voting labor this is the last Christmas under a Tory government if that doesn’t put the fear of God up here I don’t know what will anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the

Family Colin love to the family Merry Christmas I can’t even s carols without thinking of voman she’s poisoned my mind Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello disgusted Anthony absolutely disgusted what’s happened this time Colin you sound Crimson my grandson’s Primary School are doing their Nativity plague right they’re having a pregnant

Migrant woman crossing a border with her husband who isn’t even the dad oh go and we’re supposed to be happy that they’re given a warm place to stay it’s bad enough primary schools have gone woke but they’re brain rushing children at Christmas they’ve made Jesus’s mom a

Refugee it’s nothing sa you you said this exact thing last year Colin it happened again well it is proof that sunak disastrous policy on small boats isn’t working braell tried could you really did well you know I don’t think they had a floating barge in Bethlehem that’s the problem fighting age of

Course well he’s eight he’s eight Colin you know he’s that Beard’s drawn on I think what does that say I’ve said to the school I’ve told him can you put a knife in the donkey before it leaves France in the first place you know deflate it but they told me to take my

Concerns to Fiona Bruce for a more sympathetic ear things would be 10 times worse under labor this would be 10 times worse under labor if that Cooper would create a safe through in Brussels so donkeys could swarm over in their droves and there’ be kids murals on the walls

To make Jesus feel welcome W schools need to remember that there’s a time and place to learn compassion for those less fortunate and it’s not Christmas anyway mate thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family col love to the family have you got an advent

Calendar this year oh yes I made it myself 24 pictures of Penny Moren lovely okay Colin is in Portsmouth and he’s on the line hello Colin I could weep Anthony I really could and my tears for this country what’s happened Colin what are you mourning I imagined something in

My own head and it was terrifying did you know there’s only seven white British people left in the hole of London and if they don’t breed tonight then we’ll be extinct in 9 months time what seven that’s an odd number who’s missing out of the breeding Colin Jim

Bloody Davidson as usual and this Extinction it will happen to the whole UK if we’re not careful our British values will being chemically castrated and it’s people like you that are holding the scalpel the chemical scalper what what are British values by the way I’ve never quite understood what it is

That makes us British what our British values it’s obvious I mean where do we even start well start by giving us one British value Colin I’ll give you more than one mate I’ll give you some demonizing foreigners breaking international law changing our own laws to suit nobody except those in power

Eroding faith in our own institutions polluting waterways undermining Free Press criminalizing protest stabbing allies in the back removing striking rights and undefeated children and most importantly nicking other Count’s artifacts and refusing to give them back this is what sets this great nation apart and I’ll fight anyone who

Threatens it including you well wouldn’t start with me mate I’ve got a chemical scalpel oh that’s typical of the bloody left that he’s always res to violence anyway mate I love talking to you thanks for having me on love to the family love to the family Colin love to the family

Oh and Cricket yeah Colin from Portsmouth is on the line hello Colin hello Anthony I just want to ring in and wish everyone a Merry Christmas oh that’s wonderful Merry Christmas Colin Merry Christmas to everyone except labor the lims the greens the tourists betraying our country over the Rwanda

Deal you know who you are the EU Lefty lawyers the people who housed Boris the people who made Suella sack herself the people who didn’t give nadina a peerage the thieves who pickpocketed Susan H’s purse then poting it back to her without taking anything from it bleeding Brian

Gary bloody liner Megan marle nagam Monet Carol vman Peter Reed Brian Moore the Arch Bishop of Canterbury King Prince Charles Philip Scofield’s home wrecking lover Jeremy Vine cycling vigilantism the people looking into Michel Mo’s finances illegal immigrants legal immigrants tourists mck Lynch nurses and doctors holding our

Government to Ransom anyone who tries to dismantle our precious NHS and Deck The National Trust people who have Robot vacuum cleaners giraffes what are they plotting up there women who talk about men’s football Nordic Walkers people who own air frers and make it their entire personality 100% Dr to who for making

Isaac Newton Brown to serve food on anything other than a plate M bio just stop oil heat waves unisex toilets Castel leads sinks with a separate hot and cold tap they are people without washing up Bowl in their sink people who don’t sing the national anthem when

They’re forced to and LED light Bol everyone else you have a Merry Christmas and peace on Earth to select mankind love to the family anony love to the family K LOVE to the family