Mrs. Sidhu Investigates is a BBC Radio 4 sitcom that aired from 2017 to 2019. The series follows the story of Mrs. Sidhu, a caterer from Slough with a highly active imagination and her own Indian Aunty brand of crime, aka nosiness. The show is a comedy-drama that combines elements of crime-solving with the characters’ personal lives. The main cast includes Meera Syal as Mrs. Sidhu, Justin Edwards, Hamza Jeetooa, Vincent Ebrahim, Amy Morgan, Rachel Atkins, John Sessions, and Hilary Maclean. The series is written by Suk Pannu and directed by Marilyn Imrie.
The story revolves around Mrs. Sidhu, who gets involved in solving crimes through her catering business and her nose for mystery. Her sleuthing turns into an unofficial partnership with DCI Burton, who reluctantly accepts that together they make the perfect pairing to fight crime. The series has two series, with the first one airing from 2017 to 2018 and the second one from 2019. The episodes are available as audiobooks and radio broadcasts.
The first series, Murder with Masala, sees Mrs. Sidhu catering an upscale Berkshire wedding at Lapsley Hall, where a bridesmaid goes missing. Calling in her contact Inspector Burton, Mrs. Sidhu finds herself investigating the family’s playboy son, the mysterious butler, and even Lord and Lady Lucas themselves. While simultaneously dealing with her argumentative son and her wily supplier, Mrs. Sidhu must uncover the truth about the whole wedding party before it’s too late.
In the second series, Mrs. Sidhu’s Dangerous Highland Game, the sleuthing chef travels up to Scotland, catering for a billionaire at a remote shooting estate. But soon the client is missing, and the estate is cut off by bad weather. Will Mrs. Sidhu’s clues give Inspector Burton a helping hand, or a headache? And is she there to reveal the truth about Castle Tannoch – or are they all just there as quarry for an entirely different type of hunt?
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Hindu marries a Belgian Methodist or if a pelist JY Waller marries an assistant bank manager if anyone asks me I say take my son please there are far bigger problems than that at an Indian wedding I’m talking about how many samosas to make oh do you have any idea at all yes
Uhhuh I guess a vague estimate several hundred people I’ll take it well let’s move on to point two of this mathematical puzzle how many samosas each so that’s you out how about the other several hundred people all right don’t worry they’ll be ready goodbye I had several hundred
Samosas to make and not much time to make them please someone save me from Indian weddings oh that must be salvation now my first employee a French suf her name is Lucy leino and her resume said she was G on blur TR well thank the heavens you come that’s
Right you’re night and shining armor oh it’s you put the kle on in it my son had turned up as usual at the worst time I was in the middle of a big order and I was running out of ingredients but all this distraction meant I wasn’t really
Paying attention unlike my usual self I missed all the warning signs I don’t want to be rude there but are you staying long don’t I even get cup of tea from old mom less of the older and I’m busy I can help I’ll stir the pot oh oh
Why don’t you run that under the tap I worry about you mom he worries about me and he virtually commits ATI while stirring a port you know since since Dad pegged it I’ve been waiting for his sensitive side to come out is the cooking keeping your mind off it it’s
Chefing and it’s a career choice not a displacement activity is it though what about this that’s my ad that is a classic cry for help I don’t need help it says help wanted mom talk your way out of that I need help finally we’s getting somewhere it’s not easy being on
Your own there’s so much to do chopping cutting dicing boiling frying you don’t have to spell it out he a proud woman and I Flesh and Blood I accept the job except luckily for you I unexpectedly at a loose end I’ve filled the vacancy you gave my job away but you
Was my mom you gave me life you gave me love and by the way I’m still waiting for that cup of tea in it in the end I took this on for a trial period and left him with an important job to do let Lucy
In so she could get to work I went to my wholesaler for more ingredients I was only intending to be away for a half hour what could go wrong 25 kg of chapati flour 2 kg cornflour keeping busy Mrs sidu meet Mr Verma my catering supplier in the days
Before I was parted from my husband by a massive Corry his third thank you for ask asking Mr Verma was the main reason I didn’t see so much of him they used to hang out like slow men do in the bar of the holiday in the one on the M4 towards
Heat throw for my husband talking business with Mr verine in the bar of the holiday in was like doing deals with jring in Dallas sometimes Mrs Verma and me we go along too while the men discussed the cost of bulk by toilet roll and the ins
And outs of mly prices we’d sip virgin screwdrivers I know now that’s basically an orange juice but at the time I felt like a Bond girl H Mrs verma’s gone now you’d think with both of us being bereaved Mr Verma and I would have plenty to talk about but in Indian
Culture men get on with their lives while widows are expected to smash up their jewelry sit in a corner and wait to die well I sold the jewelry to finance my catering equipment and I never could sit still so here I was talking groceries like a man is
S keeping busy oh another wedding good good busy busy is good good H instincts chefs live by them something about Verma was odd I could taste it guilt anything interesting come in you haven’t put much my way lately there’s not much going on H you got that nervous sck you get when you
Drink too much chai and you only drink too much chai when you’ve got a secret have you got a secret Mr Verma now now Mrs sidu let’s see you’ve heard something something about a catering job I’m not answering another question from your twisted tongue what’s that tuck
Behind your ear a p that’s all let me see it huh aha Mrs bresh catering Enterprises is that the price of loyalty Mr Verma she gave me literally hundreds of them free and you wouldn’t want this new job anyway you’re fed up of weddings
So it is a wedding damn it spill it or you’ll have Ben ducked in all your orifices it’s out of slow big house out in barkshire Lord and Lady Lucas I promise Mrs bres I tell her first Mrs bres is a wonderful woman full of charm
I like Mrs bres yes soften him up the Indian psyche is riddled with doubt for Mr Verma only two things in life are certain death and tax avoidance of course there’s the food poisoning aspect of things and now the Giller punch the Asian psyche soft Parts paperwork is her
Hygiene certificate up to date I wonder oh you know I’m having second thoughts about these pens who are you maybe I’ll return them and maybe You’ be able to cover the Lord and Lady Lucas wedding me oh well I hadn’t even considered it Lord and Lady Lucas you say I’m sure I can
Fit them in Somewhere what my husband was alive apart from Windsor Castle and beckin Scott model Village he never much liked to venture out a slow what’s the need he said Slow’s got everything it’s got buses it’s got a deams the only thing it lacks is a castle and a want to 12 scale
Model Village he was a man who knew what he liked but being a chef has broaden my horizons it takes me all sorts of wonderful places places like Lapsley Hall I approached in my niss and Micra with a bootful of Hope aluminium cookware and melted ghee it was Middle
March with Chelsea tractors down T Abby with patio heaters a long Gravel drive and wide rolling Lawns and a lake with fat Koi carp and striding across the grounds you must be the happy couple Josh Lucas I’m JMA Mrs sidu of sidu high class catering find food for bak’s elite
My C please ignore the turmeric stain gems and I are so glad you’ve come well you make a very handsome couple oh cheers oh thank you Moms and Pops think so gem has stolen their hearts right away haven’t you they’ve been very kind letting us use the hall for the wedding
At least they could do for the Sun and air and a three-day wedding tell me is either of you secretly Indian the lucases don’t do things by halfs pre-wedding parties meetings glad handing big YNS I’m afraid moms once a Trade Fair more than a wedding uses the
Old place to impress and it does what a beautiful garden yeah it’s a Japanese design yeah it’s in the mirari style oh look out someone swallowed a library at some of us didn’t go to eaten though I’m told the bullying was merciless oh it
Was but I swear I go out of it Mrs sidu look I’m late for a thing meeting some of the fellas last days of freedom and all that I’ll give over must say I am looking forward to some of your scrummy food Mrs sidu leave you in gems
Capables well I could eat him up with a spoon you’re a lucky girl and there’s a pause an instant too long with the reply I am let me show you the kitchen oh it’s not often you get the bride helping in the kitchen I like it
In here feels real you’re not what I expected how did the pretty peasant girl snag the dishy millionaire I didn’t mean that I did mean that you’re not the first to ask but gossip mag’s a lap in it up forgive me I’m behind with my reading I was his nurse no seriously
Saturday night A and E you can imagine and in walks Prince Charming with a grazed hand there was a small scuffle oh and that was between me and the other nurses fighting to get to him made Small Talk flirted a bit we dated he invited me to meet his parents what I didn’t
Know was his dad is Lord Lucas oh none of that is of any interest to me I’m just a simple Chef now in slow we have a saying better get the menu done or everyone goes hungry yeah it’s better in Punjabi now this menu what is it it’s nothing come on
Everyone has little diffs when they’re getting married we haven’t of course not it doesn’t matter that he’s richer than you and his parents are paying for the wedding now hold on you’ve chosen all the low budget items and you’ve taken vindaloo off the menu it’s his favorite
Dish isn’t it might be yeah you’re clever and sensitive but you have a temper and you take your revenge in small quiet ways and you’ve got your doubts about marrying into the Lord Lucas glan though I don’t like the pry Jemma this is my mom oh hello your daughter is
A great help Mrs Sig’s the caterer oh thank God I can’t wait for a decent curry last night it was fish no batter Just Fish the Philistines I’ve been touring the house they’ve got 12 bedrooms and three reception rooms Mom I’m not marrying the reception rooms I’d
Marry a till of the Hun for three reception rooms that’s odd what the dishwasher is running but it’s only got two plates of wine glass and a spoon B in it what’s the problem with that lucky you’re marrying a millionaire no one else could afford to keep you what they just don’t
Understand at this age do they oh take a look at this diamond white supermax Ultra Power Ball dishwasher tablets with the Red Dot the blue square and the white triangle am I supposed to be impressed but they’re the best on the market oh great I start liking someone they turn into my
Mom ignore her Mrs sidu I’d save up all my best dishes just to use one of these on them wasted on two plates a glass and a spoon someone suddenly wanted them clean thoroughly I told you money to burn I must admit I did take the liberty of exploring Lapsley Hall and not
Wishing to be discovered I did hide behind a door when I heard raised voices but the great thing about being a domestic is that people trust your professional discretion I never listen in mom has there been any word about branie oh you know what she’s like probably some pair of trousers she she
Chasing you’re talking about my chief bridesmaid hardly ever listening Chief trup more like and you’re moving in high circles now she was here last night well there’s no sign of her now did you see her any minute now I will stop listening oh I did not wish I had I could kill her
For what she’s done I am not getting married without her oh what a moment for my phone to go off Mrs sidu is that you behind that door uh isn’t this a laboratory I I do get confused with these big houses if you’ll excuse me I’ll I’ll just take this call Dez I’m
Busy mom you got to listen to me I’ve been watching this so-called Lucy oh oh tell her I’m sorry not to be that AG greet her personally I I got held up huh is you aware that she is French yeah it had occurred to me yeah well I’m
Watching her and she’s putting garlic in everything it is Indian food she is doing in a very French styly oh Fusion well that sounds wonderful mom we Brits has got to stick together against the old enemy in it I really am very busy I can do anything she can do you don’t
Need her you need a desie on this well you’re managing wonderfully I’ll be in touch very soon bye mom mom mom ask anyone and they’ll tell you that Mrs sidu doesn’t like to pry but there was some odd business about Bry disappearing on the other hand this was
The best job I’d had in well ever I couldn’t wait to try out my Fusion lamb Masala sule so I took Gemma for a walk in the garden to calm her down I don’t really mind oh I was looking for the lav Tre so I I barely heard anything I had
To talk to someone about it mom doesn’t listen Josh is in his own world Brian is my best friend I I did hear that b she was in my bedroom last night I was half asleep but I am certain of it and I heard that bit I’m really worried about
About her where could she have gone you’re the only person here who’s listening to me maybe you can help little me what can I do I don’t know though there are intriguing aspects like what the dishwasher oh yeah that’s that’s very strange and and this I noticed this earlier what a puddle it
Didn’t rain last night the grass is dry and it’s 10 yards from the lake Bry said something while I was falling asleep what was that I can only half remember it she said we were mates forever and she’d look after me then something about going to see someone
About a man not see a man I don’t think so what a strange thing to say why would you say that I don’t know and there’s there’s something else a bracelet it’s Brian’s it’s a medical alert bracelet she’s allergic to penicillin like me we got identical ones
We gave them to each other when we passed our nursing exams well yeah it’s a bit on the nose but it’s quite good I found it where um the uh the East Wing Corridor you don’t sound very sure my dear it proved she was here I wasn’t dreaming there was something very
Strange about this little story but it was solid evidence I think I can help I have had some experience with the police really oh yeah yeah over the years I’ve made a large number of complaints and observations and the police know me well they even have a file on me I’m Told it’s it’s going to be my next top priority Chief’s back to today it’s golf clubs uh tomorrow it’s the crown jewels now we’ll get them back for you sir enter sir you have a visitor send them in Sergeant um sir what is it Sergeant it’s her don’t be silly we’re
Miles from slow I think she got out oh uh tell her I’m busy no no no no tell her I’m out but no tell her I’m retired fact no tell her you could hi out here in the countryside I’ll track you down oh Mrs sidu what an unexpected pleasure I know
It took me ages to look you up what a wonderful coincidence huh we’re working in the same manner and now that’s literally true what are the ch aners I hadn’t seen inspector Burton for some time I wondered how to break the awkward silence in the car shall I bring you up
To speed on the case there is no case I want to be clear on this there is no case well I’ll just tell you what’s happened then no thank you what what well you stalk me out here you come breezing into my office before you know
It you’ve got me speeding you about in the police car is like the Fast and the Furious and I’m Mr Furious wish you were Mr fast actually I shouldn’t complain when my late husband had his final heart attack Burton was the one who ordered the police escort to the hospital it was
All over by the time we got there but it was a kind thing to do I took the advanced driver’s test again a and how much did you fail by the smallest margin ever you try doing it with a police instructor shouting you you go faster go
Faster she was very Huffy I shouldn’t have got started on the driving change of TAC to Career much to do out here in the countryside we’ve had a big drive on postcode security stamps on bicycles and also we put in a float at a gay pride event got a very good response on
Twitter oh thrilling it’s called Community placing and I happen to like it like it more than mysterious stabbings or weird Clues the career is a touchy area obviously let’s try personal life so how was the divorce slightly more enjoyable and hemorrhoids though without the novelty factor of sitting on a special cushion
Oh and how are the head you know maybe we should we should talk about the case Ry that is some house yes it’s quite a p stately home I brought inspector Burton up to speed with the facts as they stood so you see you’ve got to put out a
Description she’s not at risk she’s not been gone a day Waits 24 hours oh who knows what’ll happen to her by then well I I don’t know what you expect me to do ask a few questions in your spare time you got lots of spare time I could be in
A relationship what makes you think I’m still single you made your own breakfast egg toast beans and m i on toast it’s all there on your tie get off well you know best now something here is wrong briy picket is a missing person maybe worse all right I’ll ask some questions just
Stay in the back ground I give you my word as an auntie and a Punjabi don’t mind my shoes oh sorry and no gossiping Indian chefs never gossip I got that from another Indian Chef I don’t actually have cause to investigate you don’t need it you’ve got Charm thank you for seeing us your lordship well now what’s all this about may I ask ask you are the Lord Lucas of Lucas G I’m afraid so I think your inventions are brilliant I still have your onion iser it cuts as it crats as it chops as it cuts nothing Cuts finer
Than an oner old hat now my friend Mrs bres bought three though she is one L do short of an umala gift selection if you know what I mean uh no inspector Burton I’m also huge fan I I’ve got a pair of your nasal head hair trimmers which I
Bought for a friend and forgot to give him hence I I still have them good well I’m putting the onion Choppers and the beard trimmers behind me oh what’s next I did like the slippers with the torch lights in the toes oh yeah I remember those so useful I’m not doing that sort
Of thing anymore well those slippers will be rip for a comeback yeah it’s a growing Market greay pound as people get older it’s common to make at least one or two trips to the smallest room during the night I’m lucky if it’s just twice I seem to be hogging the floor again Mrs
Sidu oh I still wish I had that Gadget that got the fluff off your jacket that was a masterpiece Jo I’ve got a jacket at home only wore it once completely cover a Fluff I can’t I can’t wear it at all that’s I must have spend £25 dry
Cleaning you could have saved your it’s not what I’m doing oh yes uh sorry so what are you doing next you ready for this I can’t wait it’s highspeed delivery drones oh the nasal trimmers are very good the jacket def fuzer is a Triumph no it’s drones all right all right all
Right it’s drones not the flying ones old hat no these ones go along the ground very fast not to 60 in 10 seconds and less emissions than a vegan push bike and is that how you come to be on crutches teething problems with the self-driving software the Prototype caught me below
The knees what is it you want the te bridesmaid briany hasn’t turned up don’t want to make a fuss just a few questions well if it’s anything to do with this blasted wedding you’d better ask Cynthia she’s doing one of her ridiculous staff briefings one final thing we will
Shortly have a new caterer meanwhile because of the Arcane laws in our country we must Bid Farewell to our Chef Kong Lee and wish him the best of luck with his court case that’ll be all yeah Cynthia this is Mrs Sid who the new caterer and inspector Burton ah a
Policeman how can a man go to prison for fighting if want to fight why shouldn’t they we are worried about briany uh yeah your ladyship all we want to do is ask a few questions of the staff and guests I’m busy Carlos where’s the bride’s
Corsage no too much white she’s not a virgin ma’am I can’t allow you to interfere with the smooth running of my wedding your son’s wedding do you see Josh doing the play settings or organizing the Press photo shoot or the foreign investors cocktail reception in just two
Days not to mention the wedding itself is only 3 days away it’s just a few questions um yeah that’s right and have the police quizzing everyone about Bry for my dead body or preferably hers just on the say so of this cook Mrs sidu has been of some assistance to the police in
The past she has certain instincts about people oh really what do you think about me well that isn’t always a good idea nonsense go on I imagine yes you like salmon potatoes doin nois and let me see carrots Julien sugar snap bees perhaps green beans for dessert syop or maybe a pavlova with
Strawberries that was was the exact meal I had at my own wedding how did you know nervous people stick to familiar foods during stressful times nonsense I am not a nervous person you take pills to control it your handshakes and your skin has signs of water retention which comes from certain kinds of
Medication though obviously I don’t like to pry can you tell us anything about briany actually yes a bit of a coincidence she was a friend of the family when she was little and H Harless she was re piet’s daughter you remember Wally old history like the nose trimmers
I put it behind me Wally and re were Partners when they split reg committed suicide soon after and left no money Brian e seems to blame us but why did you split reg picket was a plotter mediocre a bean counter at best I carried that man for as long as I could
It’s not our fault that he didn’t provide for Bry Wally made good Investments re always made bad ones you must Prov for your young whatever it takes you agree Mrs sidu yes to a point I’d better get back to my work it takes me all day to get across the lawn on
These things well get someone to help you I can manage Cynthia you see it was W’s name on all the patents so he rebuilt the company after reg died we like to think there isn’t much that can stop the lucases oh Wally Lord Lucas seems to
Have taken a for my place settings I’m fine you have to excuse me well just make discreet inquiries well he doesn’t want to have to get a warrant shut up you’ve got nothing to worry about have you of course not but I’ll give you a time limit I accept I believe 48 hours
Is traditional I’ll give you until the cocktail party day after tomorrow then we’ll hear no more about it thank you lady Lucas we’ll be very discreet there I really am very busy I’ll be home soon mom you’ve got to help me I think I’m dying no don’t exaggerate
I’m losing Consciousness there there is oh Mom this is very strange I very dizzy you sound fine to me oh that’s good then there will what’s real these angels that look like Auntie dippy you can’t be serious I love you Mom all right this is serious hello Madame lein I cannot work
Under these conditions there is blood everywhere what what’s going on put this back on the ambulance is here I have to go Ad Mrs sidu investigates murder with Masala is written by Suk panu and directed by Marilyn imy it stars Mira sa Justin Edwards Amy Morgan Vincent Ibrahim Rachel Atkins and hamzaa it is produced by Gordon Kennedy and is an absolutely production for the BBC There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe Mrs sidu of sidu highclass catering Fine Food for B’s Elite my card please ignore the ter Rick stain pre-wedding parties meetings glad handing big yawns I’m afraid moms once a Trade Fair more than a wedding a
Three-day wedding tell me is either of you secretly Indian she has so many children she didn’t know what to do it’s Brian it’s a medical alert bracelet she’s allergic to penicillin like me she gave them some broth without any bread Brian piy is a missing person maybe
Worse all we want is to ask a few questions I’m putting the onion Choppers and beard trimmers behind me it’s high-speed delivery drones Wally and re were Partners when they split re committed suicide soon after and left no money Bry seemed to blame us what’s happening what are you doing she whipped
Them all soundly please no no Mom you’ve got to help me I think I’m dying there there the ambulance is here I have to go a and put them to bed Bed Mrs sidu investigates murder with Masala by Suk panu episode two the Peril of The Poisoned puddle the morning in a chef’s kitchen is a quiet time but today was different I have to admit some excitement while catering a society wedding at Lapsley Hall the maid of honor disappeared and I
Seem to be in the middle of a missing person case but that’s not the half of it today I had problems closer to home in slow a seek Father of the Bride hadn’t had his samosas delivered yes yes Mr Singh everything will be ready on time no Mr Singh there there won’t be
Any more mistakes it takes a master to find find the real poetry in the Punjabi tongue Chef oh thank goodness get the oil hot and the batter ready Split Second timing fortunately I had Lucy leoa quick efficient and professional so how come I was playing ketchup eyes back meet
Employee of the Month AKA my son de Dez had decided to show Lucy my codon blur drain suf the right way to cut an onion and that is how he sliced the tip of his finger off so soon huh they call it a Hospital oh at our end the blood Samoa’s
Experiment was a failure it wasn’t an experiment mom I was h 2 mm of the tip of his index the doctors don’t know nothing remember when you and dad wanted me to be a doctor mom remember and I’m like no way I’m really good at video
Games I’ll be all right thank you very much and you proved us all wrong yeah doctors what do they even know Excuse Me Lucy I just want to use a blender for a minute but it is empty when I asked the BL if it will grow back he’s like what
And I’m like if you don’t know mate just say So oh it stopped at one point I thought I wasn’t going to make it there was a long tunnel with a light at the end but then I’m realizing I’m sitting in a corridor because A&E is full at least with brexit we can spend our money on
Our NHS in it honestly all this F over a tiny bit of finger back when my husband had his second heart attack berther I called that one i’ named them like tropical storms we were in and out of hospital all the time in fact we got to quite
Like the place a nice bed meals brought right to your room almost like a holiday WX and park it even sounded like a hotel I discovered that if you pulled the curtain around the bed closed your eyes and listened it almost sounded like the sea h of course it was a Wheezy
Breathing from the man in bed number three but but it was still good and just like a vacation we’d make friends with the regulars and of course we’d promise to keep in touch and of course we’d never hear from them again though the reason for that became sadly
Clear I used to joke with my husband that we should book two weeks next year in September if only he could time his next one but well after Bera there was the big one Cassandra and it never happened Lucy would you take the fresh samosas out please I wouldn’t say no
Hands off these are for the sing wedding Lucy pack these for delivery and let’s get them out yes shf is I detecting the tiniest bit of a futon fre it’s getting through is it okay hands up I’m prepared to accept that Lucy is not entirely responsible for last night’s debacle
Really what can I do to make it up to you I can answer the phones I is trained in call center Kung Fu who hi how may I help you today give me that my departed husband had a saying when things go wrong you find out who your friends are
Oh Mr Verma Mr Sing is upset can’t he show a little understanding there’s very little of it in the cash and carry game but I’ll talk him down thank you and don’t lose track of the Lapsley H job but Verma friendship was always conditional now I owed him oh I’m I’m on
My way there now Mr Verma is going to be a big fat order I promise I never doubted you talk Later I once took my late husband to a National Trust house sadly the gardens only depressed him I can’t compete with these standards he said they’ put my badio to shame and humbled my lawn and we never went back but there are always Second Chances here I was among the well
DED Gardens of a Lapsley Hall I went straight to the ancestral dining room and served up breakfast the first to arrive was Lord Lucas eccentric Gadget millionaire what’s this wedding breakfast sample f s Toast El Tomatoes better than the usual do me a plate blasted crutches thought you’d have invented some new
Kind of wheelchair Lord Lucas made his fortune in handy gadgets beard trimmers and Union Choppers but was moving into high tech that was how he broke his legs cast will come off soon Next To Arrive was Mrs Brogan mother of the bride ooh this looks very classy I’ll take two
Fried slice with mine uh of course Lucy fried slice JY JY yes chef I go now finally lady Lucas followed by her mysterious servant Carlos thank you Carlos Senora Mar could use pushing in Carlos Carlos do it myself then shall I breakfast lady Lucas it’s good you
Should have some Cynthia is it too much to ask that you attend my regular morning staff and family briefing what was it today found a dirty spoon napkin folding guidelines the Prototype Wally we have the Chinese coming in 45 minutes don’t pressure me Cynthia you haven’t had a proper breakthrough in years
You’re for getting my foray into personal Computing the bilbury 9000 I had fruity names long before your apples and your apricots it would have been a success but I had trouble with the hard drives oh is that the cause of the scarring on your hands yes well they
Whiz round incredibly fast and as the name will tell you they’re very hard Mrs sidu as your employer I thought we should touch base is that the expression lady Lucas had not Dicken kindly to the disruption from the police aren’t the happy couple dealing with the arrangements if you had been at my
Morning briefing you would know they won’t have time what with the inspector interviewing everyone no hard feelings then now I may not be such a keen judge of character but I do know that chefs relish a challenge I cut my teeth in slow lady MCB in a community where no
One can decide if they want pakoras or gold gappas and a simple headcount is an exercise in higher mathematics do your worst I’ve changed the menu completely bloody hell isn’t it fun it’s a joy as you can see we want it all locally Sauced organic who’s your supplier true
Answer Mr Verma tax Dodger and Cash and Carry owner slow they are a very old family Mr Verma goes all the way back to the rod does he never misses the all you can eat buffet goes in every Saturday night for two POA Dums and a chicken
Biryani I’m sure he’s fine for snacks and crisps or whatever but I’m expecting two ambassadors and a software millionaire I’m talking quality with a capital Q that could be a problem Verma spells it with a capital K so will Josh be joining us for breakfast doubt it
Always out late that boy and Gemma I think she’s with your inspector chap in the garden oh uh please excuse me I must get to my work I would have to break the bad news to Verma later but for now I took the scenic route to the kitchen via the Japanese garden Inspector de Mrs Sid are you all right I took a shortcut that happened to take me past you why are you puffing that was quite a long shortcut how are your inquiries getting nowhere I’m afraid I don’t remember that much it was 2: in the morning but she talked to
Me in my bedroom I’m I’m sure of it briy I’m going for a walk in the garden it’s so late yeah well it’s so gorgeous isn’t it has there been any change in her behavior recently actually she she picked up a bit last week said she found
Something that was going to turn the clock back how very interesting could have been a beauty treatment for all we know well thank you Miss Mrs sidu you said you had some solid evidence ah yeah yeah if you’ll take a look here inspector Burton and I didn’t always see
Eye to eye but he would not be able to dispute the facts no rain for weeks yeah and yet a budle over here oh please no are you all right inspector I mean is this it I mean I’ve just I’ve just cheesed off the third most titled people in the home counties
For this this evidence I should explain that inspector Burton has always been PR to this kind of reaction it’s unusual to see in a senior policeman I know this was not the first time no no no just keep breathing he’s having a panic attack inspector Burton could run around and rugby tackle
Any number of criminals with no ill effects at all in fact he insist it only happens when I’m around I theorized it might be a fonal reaction to my perfume Tweed by L and onions by Verma back yes yes I think I think it’s better now good so about my Evidence oh no it’s coming back this bloody perfume when we finally had things under control I was able to return to my concerns about the pudle well you must admit it’s not easy to explain there’s got to be more evidence than that please of course there’s more the dishwasher had been run
And there was barely anything in it who runs a half full dishwasher inspector obviously only a psychopath you see and and Gemma you found something yes no no I didn’t oh great I’ll see if anyone else saw or found anything I do love the easy ones Gemma why didn’t you tell him about
The bracelet because oh God I didn’t want this what don’t you want I didn’t find the bracelet in the corridor where did you find it Gemma you won’t tell the inspector will you Go away sorry was I come in I didn’t hear you well the H Mrs sidu Charmed as per oh oh well I’ve bought you some coffee and some toast I can’t face anything oh my goodness what is that on your shoe um I must have walk through some
Horseman year last night oh big night yeah a few of the BLS couple of places barkshire has its flesh pot well uh I want you to look at something for me tell me do you recognize this uh gma’s manical it’s Brian eits they both have identical ones well the interesting
Thing is it was found in your room I see Josh do you have some logical explanation for briany being in your room all right I I do as a matter off well then no problem briy and I had sex several times actually here in your own bed yeah not just the
Bed yeah oh okay I get the picture but it was over ages ago I swear it found out pretty quick that she’s got a chip on her shoulder so why did she make such a play for you I think it was a way of getting back at my family a Gemma wasn’t
Too pleased at the time they had a flaming fight lot of stuff came out like what well like I said briy has a lot of childhood baggage bit of a daddy’s girl mom’s was livid band from lapley Hall on pain off really huh and you’re quite
Sure you didn’t see her that night cross my and hope to in fact I’m doing everything I can to make it up to Jims Mrs Sid you have a son don’t you yeah sadly I can’t deny it people should be allowed to put right their mistakes shouldn’t they H was the expression boys
Will be boys this one had big blue eyes and looked like he was about to cry does remind me a bit about my own son actually do tell I mean it’s not like their that’s my son is much good with the opposite sex one well he’d see a
Girl and he’d get a thing for them overnight that’s exactly what happens to me he’d see them at the supermarket or at the bus stop or beer rits I mean that’s a good place loads of it met these three girls there once yeah yeah just empathizing yeah yeah yeah go on
Yeah bus stops yeah yeah and and he get an obsession start following them around like a little puppy really then I’d have to get involved sort it all out stop them bringing charges I mean he’s completely harmless oh I’m with you I mean substitute the south of France for
This slow place and we’re the same and in my case none of the girls was pregnant thank God so all ended well yes exactly the same I didn’t know if I could really trust Josh Lucas or not when I’m in trouble moms looks after me not so very different and Gemma is the
Best thing ever I mean she’s taking me out of all that I mean why spoil it all now and that’s what’ll happen if this gets out press will be all over it it’ll kill the wedding please Mrs sidu I’m begging you oh blast what is it Mrs
Sid how are things on the Lapsley Hall job oh Mr Verma it’s you I I I’ve been meaning to call you I’ve been expecting a delivery time of course of course and um is it possible to cancel at this late stage Mrs Sido I’ve got Garden Fresh Produce here and it’s defrosting jeli
Jeli Verma the consumate G M Mr Verma this is very difficult for me to say but I better come right out and say it uh yes I could smell fear in his voice the Primal most Asian fear losing money what could I say oh receptions not good hello going through a tunnel tunnel
There’s no tunnels around here I’ll call you back on your landl oh oh no don’t do that Work work work in it hello how may I help you today TZ is that you there’s no TZ here let’s just call me TZ Tess I need to speak to your mother I can’t help you without a username and a password what just put your mother on it
Would be actually and literally illegal for me to do that I could go prison for leaking data like them jedwood Snowden blocks listen just tell her to call me back soon is there anything else I can help you with today rude so I said to the chief constable
And that’s not my bat on Sir never seen a man move so fast ah got a huge laugh at the Christmas party quite the story tell her yeah I do have my moments yeah oh a nice copper thank you inspector Carlos you may withdraw oh hello yes quite
Sard inspector we seem to be getting on so well it’s normally I have trouble with social occasions always awkward only need your charm itself I want to cooperate with your investigation what’s this a list of approved Loc to search that way my guests have minimum disruption and you
Won’t need to get those awful search warrants thank you I I’m sure we can put a quick end Carlos I said no in Mrs sidu oh pardon me I had no idea you were oh inspector there you are I was going to ask how the search for briany was coming
Along because of Lady Lucas’s good graces we have an approved list of search locations including the house and surrounding property approved places in inspector I won’t keep you any longer yes indeed duty calls not your Batton Priceless what are you cooking but a chicken can I have some no don’t be like that what kind of a choice did I have don’t know we have a startling lack of evidence no warrant without probable cause muzzled oh hardly no look at the list I can search any of the rooms in
All the grounds and there’s something else what’s that it appears that briany picket registered a will a week ago there’s only one beneficiary your Gemma brogen what it’s true but gemma’s about to marry a multi-millionaire and Bry is a penniless nurse but there you have it
It was true that Gemma had not been completely truthful with me and there was Josh’s statement that she and Brian had had a row her very interesting so what was so important you had to interrupt my nice cup of tea just title tattle and gossip spill it I’m sure
You’ll find out over ear gray with Lady Lucas you bear a grudge you do you’re very grudging let me see that search list again here you better get started what lots to do take you all day what what is it what have I missed I didn’t tell him anything
He was Lady Lucas’s dog now she could feed him I was on my own until I could find something concrete there was a place that wasn’t on the list I remembered Josh’s shoes straw and manure equal Staples I wondered what I would find there locked should have
Known someone was coming I took cover behind the straw bales I’m coming in I just had time to see Josh Lucas unlocking the door I caught a glimpse of a girl tall with dark hair let me out get back in there you can’t do this I can do what I want
Josh Lucas my instincts had let me down a cold-faced liar with Angel Eyes I’ve done everything I can you’re not going anywhere until I get what I want oh my you’re sure about this I saw what I saw what should I do we do this properly
I’ll talk to the Chief Inspector get a warrant and back up might be tomorrow morning we can’t wait that long who knows what he’s doing in there I’ll do what I can hello Mom I better go I’ll call you when I have news close your eyes there’s I’m sorry son I’m not in
The mood just close your eyes it’s a surprise and what a surprise it was I got dinner oh and all from somewhere called Chicken Shack entertaining with Dez 101 first hygiene wipe hands on trousers food move deep fried chicken gizzards from bucket to paper napkins taking care
To soak up all the extra oil before it spreads across your lap to drink beant the busy drinks and allow to stand for zero minutes making sure that cold enough to destroy any flavor and numb your back deep then sit back relax and enjoy the out of this world
Conversation yeah okay but if there isn’t aliens why do all them cows go missing in New Mexico that’s all I’m asking this is very kind there I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve it I really don’t it’s my treat you keeping me and I earning good money now I is
Earning good money now ain’t it I’ll get my purse n you can wait till after dinner I could do that is forever good news it feels like forever already what would D say your dad said much he’d be proud right us working together wouldn’t he I go home now Chef Lucy Lucy Lucy
Lucy want you stay for dinner but this is family time Lucy is family now come on pull of a chair oh Mom Lucy um how are you finding England uh good when you going back de if you can’t say something nice oh I saw something on the Internet
A man in Texas has a nose growing out of his back Lucy’s not interested in that let’s ask Lucy what she wants to talk about Lucy whereabouts on his back on his shoulder blade I saw that I was wrong the aliens have invaded inspector Burton it’s all in
Place we’re ready to move in I’m just heading over there myself oh do I have to come no there’s no need in that case oh pick me up on your way yeah but it’s not on my oh what a shame the the police
Need me I I have to go but Mom dinner we was talking there I forgive you yeah all that business with the samosas is forgotten and there is no need to buy me dinner ever again but M I can’t believe it I’m in the middle
Of an operation and you get me to pick you up so I haven’t got enough to do I had a distinct memory of Inspector Burton’s earlier panic attack and though I had changed perfume we didn’t need a repeater distract him with small talk have you got plenty of handcuffs what is that the
Kind of thing you have to think about I don’t know how many handcuffs we have oh great there’s a new thing to worry about no no uh do do do do you ever use armored vehicles do I ever use armored vehicles for what in principle could an operation like this use an armored
Vehicle I work in yub not Waco what do you want about all right all right I’m just trying to keep your mind off things calm the nerves why would I be nervous exactly well now you mention it I am under a lot of pressure oh the hopes I
Had to jump through to get operational approval big as belief I mean does say an estate agent ever to put up with that or or the manager of an artisanal Cafe makes me wonder what the hell I’m doing with my life you’re drifting it does feel that way sometimes you’re driving
Against traffic that’s the way the job is if people don’t like it they can lump it you’re on the wrong side of the road yeah wrong side of the road wrong side of the tracks I didn’t get into this J [Applause] literally right Burton uh sir what is it Sergeant the
Chief inspector’s been on the line we’re already he wants to know what the delay is short detour be right there that’s right Sergeant on our way sorry sir you put the operation off to pick up her it’s my call Sergeant it’s her tip off she’s got the right to be there
Understood Roger the out sir I mean I couldn’t be wrong could I no one in or out all quiet too quiet all right move in Sergeant sir why have we been dragged up here in the middle of the night what’s going on I need my beauty slay are do no it’s too
Easy lady Lucas would you open these doors please I thought we had an understanding inspector I’m very disappointed in you and me and you a small something that’s off your little list the Stables what’s going on is it Bry inspector make her open these doors lady Lucas come on Cynthia no point in
Secrets now oh what’s going on close the door oh Mom I can’t look Gemma darling you shouldn’t see this oh my God Josh what have you Done Mrs sidu investigates murder with Masala is written by Suk panu and and directed by Marilyn imy it stars Mira Justin Edwards Amy Morgan Vincent Ibraham Rachel Atkins and Hamza goua it is produced by Gordon Kennedy and is an absolutely production for the BBC there once was an old lady from slow while catering a society wedding at Lapsley Hall the maid of honor had disappeared who cooked up a fuss and how who runs a half full dishwasher inspector obviously only a psychopath no rain for weeks and yet a budle over here
Brian and I had sex several times actually murder here murder there it appears Ry picket registered a will a week ago there’s only one beneficiary your gemmer broken straw and manure equals stable you can’t do this I can do what I want come on Cynthia no point in Secrets now
What’s happening what are you doing Murder She saw it everywhere no what’s going on close that door oh my God Josh what have you done whatever has she found out now silly cow Mrs sidu investigates murder with Masala by Suk panu episode three murder corked this was supposed to be a
Surprise Wedding Present oh Josh he’s beautiful a thoroughbread stallion good legs strong hunches amaz balls Josh just trying to think of a good name and who might the young lady be oh I’m the breeder he’s a bit feiser than Speck needs breaking in with doing it at night
So G wouldn’t suspect and that’s what you’ve been doing in the Stables what did you think was going on Mrs sidu did you think I had briany all tied up in there plenty of material for my morning briefing iest we all get back to bed but inspector everything pointed to Josh
That they must have done something they moved her it’s my way of saying sorry about all that any business it’s not easy to forgive I know I’m not perfect but we can make it work just give me a chance Mrs sidu I don’t know what to say there’s a first time for
Everything when I got home it was 3 in the morning Dez had gone to sleep and my bed had never look so good but after all the excitement I doubted I would sleep like Mrs Thatcher I could survive on four or five hours of did you think I had Bri you all tied
Up plenty of material for my boy stop now before you make things worse oh just it’s just a dream it’s just a dream I woke up with a bad taste in my mouth humiliation maybe there was something in the bathroom cabinet that would rinse it
Out what time was it de can you hurry up in there what if you take them out you might hear me you shouldn’t have let me sleep in I was up half the night myself I knacked in it hang on if you’re out here who’s in the bathroom oh lost I was
Crossing my legs hello you all right babe Lucy we had a late night so Lucy stayed over oh of course are you finishing the sh to perhaps I can get you a longer towel no mely plug all he is block is he you okay Mom a bit of
Drain sort it everything is fine why shouldn’t it be fine it’s all fine Oh Happy Day great I’m in next what what no no no when I eventually got freshened up i’ drove to Lapsley Hall on the way I had time to think I couldn’t believe that
Their had finally pulled and with no help from his mom huh it only seemed like yesterday that my late husband took him out into the garden shed and gave him the talk days must have been 16 when my husband told him the facts of life
But V8 returns and how to kiss girls he demonstrated V accounting with apples and pears and he demonstrated had to kiss a girl on an overripe mango or was it the other way round either way there has always remained confused on the subjects of bookkeeping and what to do
With girls he likes his fruit though mind you Lucy isn’t such a bad catch H think about it she’s a very diligent chef and she’s attractive and she’s got good Punjabi hips H she could pop out grandchildren like cousin Rees spitting Apple pepper one two three good looking good prospects good
Hips she’s the dream ticket makes you wonder what the heck she’d want with de he’s never held a woman close to him he’s never even held a job for longer than 2 weeks he’s not going to sail away on dream booat Lucy no forget the grandkids foret any
Prospect of a relationship with theirs yeah keep your mind on Lapsley Hall but even there fate mocked me I was met by Gemma dressed in a full wedding gown what do you think is it bad luck oh it’s beautiful any word from Bry maybe I imagined I saw her maybe it
Was a dream I mean even you well you um made a mistake made a fool of myself was closer that Bry went on a pamper break she walk in here any minute with a spray tan and a facial I’ve heard in SLO you can get the Indian wax it goes right up
To your knees briy oh you’re not still on about but Mom look they’ve been patient but now it’s showtime the wedding wasn’t until tomorrow this was just the presso for the Lucas family there’s the groom Rich hand handsome silver tonged and very sure of himself and here she is the
Blushing over here jams snaps for the mags what wedding is without a photographer or two dozen who designed the dress let’s not forget the happy Parents Cynthia I have rather a lot to do they want relaxed family shots so relax go bloody media circus they’re not going to
Start asking awkward questions are they nope do I have to be at the party tonight yes and at the center of it all the bride a lamb to the slaughter or the luckiest girl in the world where’s the need of Honor JMA she she’s I’m sorry I can’t I just can’t
Come on now J let’s keep it together for the gos mags why won’t you talk to me where is she she came between us I won’t let her trouble us again not here J no M I’m afraid our beautiful bride is a little overwhelmed let’s go outside the
Union of du families in lifelong Harmony you’d better sort your bloody daughter out don’t worry I will but what if something has happened to briany what if it has oh spare me the crocodile tears I am not the only one glad she’s not here am I weddings do bring out the best in
Peace Carlos be a darling and fed some more fizzy Carlos oh where is that man when you want him as a chef you get a taste for the way domestics move some are always on hand others are always sneaking off for a break Carlos began to Intrigue me well
Obviously I don’t follow people though I do sometimes drift in the same direction while hiding behind walls and doors what did he do all day his first stop was at Lord Lucas’s office he unlocked it with a key on a chain around his neck he was out a minute later with a
Box under his arm I followed into the yard but he threw the box on a bombfire burning rubbish riveting stuff even by my standards and back into the house through the main hall along the east Corridor and into the kitchen he loaded a tray with food is
Lunch no two plates two glasses a half bottle of sparkling wine he leaves the kitchen and I’m right on his Dale when Mrs Mr Verma my catering supplier ex catering supplier in fact but he doesn’t know that and this is no moment for such a delicate matter meanwhile garos was
Getting away may may I get through not this time I’ve be meaning to call you oh I’ve enjoyed a number of conversations with your son didn’t he pass on my messages my most urgent messages he must have forgotten because I’ve got a bunch of stuff that’s defrosted and I’m
Expecting your order caros was long gone I now find this this food where did it come from answer me that I have some explaining to do you think I don’t know what’s going on here say it say it out loud I want to hear hear it from your own lips I’ve gone
With another supplier and you say it out loud just like that it wasn’t an easy decision I should have known it’s been coming yes your stuff is inorganically sourced filled with e numbers and on the verge of sell by date but how to tell him that I’ve been undercut oh how did
You work it out you got a gift there Mr Verma that was The Moment I Saw Lucy and took my chance if that’s all then Mr VMA I have a star conference what but you haven’t heard my latest offer Mrs sidu I’m offering my goods at cost price cost
Price that wasn’t entirely a lie I didn’t want the situation in the kitchen to become strained since the events of the morning I decided to air things with some candid girl talk so Lucy you had a good time with th last night ouch not
Not a a good time and a nice time a pleasant time I like him you do why not what’s French for how soon can he move in with you oh that that’s wonderful don’t spook the horses nice and easy you get along then he does a job well it’s
Not violins but it’s a couple of sitars on a harmonium that’s a start when is the wedding Bingo okay play it cool I’m free all next week the wedding Uh Oh My English uh the Lucas wedding hold the sitars deflate the harmonium oh that that’s tomorrow ah we you think I
Would wait until after Zen for what the building work they are sealing up the old wine Celler they are yes the start in the morning the West Corridor is closed off we have to walk all the way around with the food wof yeah bof that
Was the one place we had looked the wine seller I took the information directly to inspector Burton uh yes yeah yeah yes sir no she but she has these instincts now now she has been of some use to the police before and of course she’s not running things I’m in charge here the
Lucases are being very gracious about it yes a horse sir I’ll be sure to do that in future goodbye Sergeant have we got any coffee and aspirin I’ll check um sir she’s here oh God all right see if we can find anything stronger Cody heroin anything hello Sant mine’s Builders white no
Sugar got that yes um Mom well that was a turn up for the books huh I mean a horse yes who would have expected that in a stable not me but I’m only a policeman ah Criminal is more cunning than we thought Mrs sidu Bry Piet is at
Lapsley Hall inspector I’m sure of it I only hope she’s still alive Mrs sidu sorry do you have a theory you know we get a huge number of calls and visits from members of the public every year you’re good yeah yeah put out a description and get the Great British
Public to help I don’t care how much money how much power the lucases have they aren’t going to get away with it these people well-meaning people get ideas in their heads about their friends about their neighbors their employers and they feel the need to get involved
Oh yeah cranks we prefer not to use that term well call a spade a spade isn’t it that’s what they are often it’s someone living alone lonely recently bereaved someone with time to fill I get the profile inspector little old lady Miss marel complex you’re probably fighting
Him off with a stick oh it’s sad really oh I see look I I know how good you are but it looks bad to them upstairs I understand and tomorrow the whole thing is being handed on to Regional special team the mball squad I’m sorry out of my
Hands Sergeant Mrs sidu won’t be needing that tea see around will you but there is one place we haven’t looked indeed Colonel Mustard in the drawing room is my you have to listen to me yeah yeah don’t hesitate etc etc right where’s that Coffee I had to get into that Cellar well I couldn’t ask lady Lucas not after the stable incident are you worried about your nasal Garden getting two bushes Lucas Co have the ideal thing for you Lord Lucas electric motor oh so sorry to disturb you no come in Lord
Lucas made his fortune when he invented the nose trimmer but he had high tech Ambitions he’d broken both his legs in a failed exper expent with a highspeed delivery drone I’m interrupting old paperwork loose ends for the burning pile A was that one are your old adverts
That was Reggie’s idea put me in the ads dressed up as a buff and silly really it worked though the man was a dud as an inventor but I miss his touch with the marketing so strange a man like reg picket a bean counter you called him to
Be so careless with his own money oh classic combination great at managing company money terrible with his own so he committed suicide and left his daughter Brian e benus she came at us for money you know hysterical said she would ruin Josh ruin his marriage Cynthia was Furious no idea what she
Would have done if I hadn’t found her pills a mother can be as protective as a lioness yes quite still things are looking up now haa you betcher all this brexit stuff they’re finally talking about us people with ideas what are we going to sell the
Chinese shoes I don’t think so good old British Innovation that’s what where there’s nasal head there’s brass what why not yes what can I do for you lady Lucas is so busy but but we’ll need some wine for tonight uh where’s it kept the wine cupboard there’s a door under
The East stairs oh and here’s me trying the door to The Wine Cellar it’s locked could I take a look anyway the old wine cellar I wouldn’t go in there why not because well well because it’s unstable what do you want in there anyway I wondered what would sound less
Hysterical I suspect there’s a dark Family secret buried down there or there’s a girl bounding gagged for reasons unknown oh I just love these old buildings the the history Carlos is your man if anyone has the keys it’s him all roads lead back to Carlos the man with
All the keys do watch your step down there I wouldn’t want you to come to any Harm this time I lay in wait for Carlos in the back Corridor the one place he kept going back to was the yard there was no shortage of rubbish to Bur burn Charlie Senora Mrs broken it’s me oh all right BS Babs not here they turned back
Towards me I ducked inside the pantry someone say us this way what about in here oh no not in here this looks cozy any Cozier and they be sitting on my lap what could I do I hid behind some dry goods well where were we I can’t get my hands off the bat
Question is what did the butler see oh make an inventory uh the sushi rice good I could do oraki rolls with game tandori filling order Nori sheets and how much does he want to see aged feasant plain flour self-raising flour gr flour I could make fusion for Lael chickp parley
Cumin C DED AIC coats no not that mint mint sauce lamb chops potatoes oh Charlie say it oh God no please you know I like it it’s just so stupid oh come on oh all right the man from Delonte you say yes yeah oh where the panar at next time you
Have got some serious problems Babs oh don’t stop now oh charie Last Resort I closed my eyes and thought of mutton [Applause] nothing what was that there’s someone in here Mrs sit oh hello didn’t see you come in I was just doing a stock check and desicated coconut the coconut there Mrs
Brogan all right he’s called Charlie and he’s not South American I knew him years ago intimately as it happens could you forget Urus please rest assured if I could I would when I ran into him up here well things sparked again but why caros why all the mystery
Well the accent helps him with these Posh jobs a cockney Butler with a madeup accent there’s no need to tell is that what we were doing I doubt I could describe it it’s safe with me H another dead end time was up the pre-wedding cocktail
Party was Upon Us de had managed to get himself into a dinner jacket and we were having a stroll by the lake remember waiting is an art formed there is not just serving people you was forg getting my stint at chicken today I’ll sett her for serving people
Oh wait till Lucy sees you looking so smart she’s pretty she’s hard working she has a job we has got fundamental cultural differences she’s French I is British we didn’t fight War of the Roses for nothing in it history was his biggest weakness after geography science art and woodwork she’s perfect for your
Des no Mom she’s perfect for you in it I spent the whole of last night with her on that creaky old sofa of yours relationships need time we isn’t in a relationship we talked that’s all oh de I’m sorry no you is not because there is
Only one thing better for you than me getting a girl and that’s me not getting a girl then you can go on and on about how I is a failure where do you going I quit another thing you wanted I didn’t want this couldn’t you wait till after the
Party I is going to contemplate life but this come back you don’t know how to row a bow you don’t even know how to swim what if you fall in like you care of course I care have you ever tried to get Bond weed of a dinner jacket there was
No time to go after THS guests were arriving and I had a deal to arrange Mrs Brogan did you get it Charlie I mean Carlos could lose his job over this he’s not best pleased that you found out about us and he’s not the sort of bloke
You want to displace you will have the key back before the party is over right I’ve got my daughter to sort out she’s got two TV producers and a magazine Editor to meet ah the course of true love ah I had some mingling to do myself inspector enjoying yourself back tie you
Said Fine Wines and excellent food you said and I didn’t know i’ be serving them did I I’m an inspector of that place try not to let that show light discreet in the background anyway I think I might need an inspector tonight what are you playing at I have certain
Avenues just keep your eyes in ears open and keep an eye on De where is he gone rowing on the lake where are you going to defend the honor of deluded hysterical old women everywhere I never said you were old this was my chance to find out what was in the cellar the
Party was in full flow I took a last look to check I hadn’t been followed and down I went it was dark one small bulb old empty wine racks lined the walls as I got used to the light I saw more on the bench was a residue of white powder
There were a few unfinished looking machines Lucas’s old inventions perhaps some old boxes stacked in the corner of the kind i’ seen Carlos burning I looked inside paperwork for Lucas diagrams patents all meaningless to me and then the lights went out what was that is someone there that was close
I tried to maneuver around in the dark but I couldn’t see what I was doing I headed away from the sound down onto the cellar floor I felt around for something to defend myself with oh but my hand found something soft and squirming oh no I don’t even want to
Think about it my worst fear rats and I was trapped thank God I told inspector Burton to be looking out for me so uh what did you say your name was I didn’t oh oh I love a bit of mystery I’m uh I’m actually a high ranking placeman why are
You serving the wine I’m going to have to watch you you are sharp oh no I made for the stairs I felt something I tripped or was I pushed I reached to grab something solid help someone help Burton will be here soon my in ings told me so there’s actually a
National cycle database so it’s well worth marking your bike up I think I’ve got a kit in the car uh no thanks well enough about me what about you I’m with a diplomatic team from the states oh Diplomat so are you single or aach a can
I have some wine now I couldn’t wait any longer I had to get out first I had to get past whoever was stalking me I tossed a bottle of wine to make a distracting sound then I made a run for it somehow I got myself up the stairs and out of that
Place that I imagined it all that someone tried to kill me I’m glad no one had seen me down there panicking like an old woman but I was covered in dirt cobwebs red wine and rat droppings I’d have to clean up before getting back to the party at least the house was
Deserted Mrs sidu is that you lady Lucas what’s she doing here what on Earth has happened to you you look awful I was just taking a look in The Wine Cellar I must have taken a tumble well shouldn’t you be serving my guests what’s that smell oh no you’ve
Been drinking it’s Kong Le all over again what is it with you Asian Chefs uh no I just spilled some wine oh yes I’ve heard that one before next you’ll be organizing rooster fights or whatever you get up to anyway what are you doing up here shouldn’t you be down with your
Guests I thought I saw someone up by the house oh really and here I find you hanging around outside the wine cell after after what what are you two doing up here Mrs Broan I could ask you the same thing been here long I just came up Something’s Happened on the lake my
First thought was this I rushed back to the the party what’s going on blind me what happened to you well didn’t nothing I think I’ve been imagining things I’m not so sure what is it it’s your son there is what’s happened is he all right
He can’t swim he’s fine oh Mom it was horrible I need my pills Carlos he’s uh sloped off again I’ll get them what’s happening it’ll take a bit of time to make a proper identification but it looks like briany pick it she was down there in the middle of the lake Stone Dead Mrs sidu investigates murder with Masala is written by Suk panu and directed by Marilyn IM it stars Mira s Justin Edwards Amy Morgan Vincent ebrahim Rachel Atkins and hamzaa it is produced by Gordon Kennedy and is an absolutely production for the BBC Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Bry picket is at Lapsley Hall I’m sure of it no rain for weeks and yet a puddle over here why won’t you talk to me what’s happened to her she came between us I won’t let her trouble us again Humpty
Dumpty had a great for the dishwasher had been run and there was barely anything in it but what if something has happened to briane what if it has oh spare me the crocodile tears I’m not the only one glad she’s not here am I you
Are the Lord Lucas of Lucas cor and all the king’s horses so strange a man like re Piet a bean counter you called him committed suicide and left his daughter briany peniles and All the King’s Men what’s happening what are you doing the old wine cellar I wouldn’t go in there
Is there someone there please no no what’s happening it looks like briany picket she was down there in the middle of the lake Stone dead briy couldn’t put Humpty together again Mrs sidu investigates murder with Masala by Suk panu episode 4 she sleeps with the carp by Daybreak they had confirmation
That it was briany while I had been fking around the cellar she had been in the COI Bond all along lady Lucas summoned me to her drawing room Wally can’t you do something not much I’m sorry to interrupt they’re all leaving including the Chinese delegation Mrs sidu join me over here
Lady Lucas was on the edge of Sanity even before the body was found she needed careful handling I want my son to have his perfect day even if the guest list is somewhat reduced and he will mad as a musty MGA and reduced guest list reduced budget if you’ve ever wondered
Out it’s stay Rich it’s by not spending any money I can do a cold Buffy but uh the Windsor supplier has a minimum order I canceled them did it last night when they found the body she’s the sentimental one in the family what about your little man from slow he’s cheap
Isn’t he and currently fuming that I sacked him from this job I’ll contact him straight away when are you rescheduling the wedding for we’re going ahead as planned today but today the police will be questioned in everyone you haven’t heard it was suicide uh what your inspector told me
Personally isn’t he a pet isn’t he you’ll never guess who has to scoop up his Mess I left a message for Verma without much hope of a reply I’d have to solve my supplier crisis later right now I had an itch in my brain like an unfinished recipe Hello um Kristen hi yeah but sorry things happen so fast after we left the crime crime scene yeah well H from the circumstantial evidence it seems we’re in bed together good I guess you really are a cop yeah yeah I work the streets it’s it’s quite tough around here lock
Up your daughters well I lock up your bicycles anyway I love cops and you’re really a diplomat so I guess you are single rather than aach a it’s complicated yeah yeah absolutely I’m the same complicated oh worse than a soku you know one of the really fish ones
Look did we actually not really ah oh yes oh don’t worry it happens to a lot of men but I’ve never seen it accompanied by a full-blown panic attack yeah thanks for whacking me on the back normally my um girlfriend does that on a plus note I got a great night’s sleep
Yes it’s a it’s a pooped mattress fantastic Lumber support oh is uh is that the time I’ll fix some breakfast you like eggs easy over yes probably Mrs sudu what is it where are you put your finger out and get to work I’ll I’ll be in soon why are you
Whispering uh I’m not what was that I’m I’m not I’m I’m not whispering I can barely hear you what did you spend the night with a woman did you say something oh my God you did spend the night with the woman um oops oh you’re on the phone
I’ll get dressed Mrs sidu please please do not tell anyone at the police station please don’t worry you’re secret safe with me thank you inspector hot pants see you later oh sorry did I ruin things with your girlfriend my what on the phone you know it complicated oh uh she’s cool
Because of the intricate complex gen mystifying nature of our relationship so will I see you again I doubt it but thanks I really did get a great night sleep Sergeant Sergeant where where is everybody right get this report done morning what’s going on oh you’re here I’m trying to write the report on
Bry picket oh oh of course I I don’t want to disturb you but I think your sergeant wants a word good of him to turn up congratulations it’s not my birthday Sergeant I heard all your birthdays came at once why did you get me a card oh it says congratulations on breaking your
Duck and there’s a picture of a duck but I don’t play cricket and and the only are the meaning of breaking your oh no you told [Applause] them oh I had to everyone’s rooting for you we had a whip round and got you a cake keep your strength up just leave it
There and get out hey guys he looks naasty you are the absolute limmit serves you right well what have I done a verdict of suicide that’s right nice simple all tidy me what does a pathologist say drowned no signs of violence but why would Bry take her own
Life could be any number of reasons yes I suppose I I can think of at least one can you you would mind Thinking Out Loud well a girl like Bry disappointed in love jealous of her best friend commits suicide on the eve of the wedding to
Punish her are you writing that in your report yep but it doesn’t explain my budle on the lawn or explain my almost empty dishwasher or explain why she left a will to Gemma aren’t you writing that in your report nope irrelevant but it doesn’t make sense no all along you said
Something was up and you were right why can’t you be happy I’m not allowed I’m an Indian Widow being an Indian Widow is a delicate Balancing Act a hint of happiness and the community judge you look too sad and everyone says you’re milking it it’s a tight rope walk same
With murder thanks to my persistence Brian’s Body had come to light but I’m not going to milk it like some people you know when my husband was alive he had a way of blowing his own trumpet he would buy L de for all our friends then they would have to ask but
What are we celebrating can’t believe no one saw through that one I’m back I got L ah you back then that that’s what I said so turn it Off aren’t you going to ask why I got lus I is not so easily distracted oh all right we need to talk yes yes suicide yeah I’m not convinced we’re going to have to work harder to get our killer this is exactly what I want to talk
About you can see it Doo yeah good have you ever wondered how you know so much about what’s going on at them big house and you just have no idea about what is going on in your own think Bry picket 27 years of age verdict of suicide best
Friend Gemma Brogan registered nurse had an affair with the groom know Mom you ain’t listening that door here is you it has to be murder who’s got motive all of them none of them anyone could have done it because you was frightened about what you might
Hear and the body what about the body drowned no signs of Foul Play there must be something about the body mom where were you when I needed you the body Mom oh oh de it must have been awful huh finding the body like that you don’t
Know a thing what I’m talking about is it when I needed you when dad died what your dad why’d you keep bringing him up this is what I’m saying you obsessed with this girl what about your own life oh it’s Verma I have to take this we’ll
Talk later oh yeah we’ll talk later Mr Verma by the way that mean we won won’t talk later Mrs sidu I got your message I see I’d be delighted to supply you with the items you asked for I understand how you feel and I don’t blame you for
Saying no but I am Des sorry what did you say the delivery is on its way to lley Hall I see well well that’s wonderful H how much do I owe you you’re too busy right now I’ll bill you in due course it is a budget Affair you’ll find
My new prices match Carters of Windsor wasn’t that the supply you dumped me for uh-oh I expect settlement in 3 days thanking you for your loyalty Mr Verma please give me them L I think he gets his temper from me and his love of lus from his father I’ve no
Idea where he gets his taste in music out of space probably but des’s words did remind me of my husband’s funeral it’s funny it’s a little details that stick with you the piles of cards and flowers the bells ringing in the distance a simple wreath of lies and white roses laid on the
Coffin and El and John singing that song uh oh no that that’s Princess Diana’s funeral now my husband’s funeral was at the local temple followed by nibbles at his favorite Holiday Inn now Mr Verma was very generous gave me a 3% discount on the Indian sweets well they were best
Friends but like princess Dy we did have Elon John well an Indian tribute at from middle sex called Felton John I love Elton they did your song made me feel special or at least that someone else thought I was special because when it got to that bit
I don’t have much money but boy if I did I’d buy a big house I thought of how my husband was always bragging that he’d buy me a bigger place I never really needed a bigger place I had what I wanted I should have told him that ah but life goes
On and talking of big houses back at Lapsley Hall the wedding lunch was simple enough to leave Lucy In Charge I had an appointment with death you know I’ve always wanted to say that there’s no need for this we can look at the pathology report in my office the
Mory White cold the strong smell of alcohol like one of Mrs bess’s Trifles cause of dead drowning confirmed no signs of violence suicide no no no before you look at it are you sure it’s not a pretty sight us experienced cops are used to it inspector if you
Count poultry I’ve done more autopsies than you or your pathologist the only difference is the results are delicious you’re all right yeah I’m fine uh all right Sergeant please uncover the body sir oh the fish do make a mess don’t they they do okay let’s get you back to
My office and a hot cup of tea this is very interesting what’s this one circular bruise the size of a 2 p coin on her shoulder could have got that anywhere hard life-threatening contents of her stomach or nothing she haden’t eaten a makes no sense but we’re done
Here oh I must say you made have Stern stuff Mrs sidu oh that’s nothing have you ever tried who could it’s an Icelandic delicacy shark meat rled to the point of purif action I must make it for you sometime Sergeant finish up here Sergeant look at that you ruined a perfectly good
Started with the lunch prepared my work was over I packed away my cookware there seemed little else I could do I couldn’t stand that Gemma was marrying into such a rotten Bunch but I soon had distractions closer to home uh the the pressure cooker and those frying pans are ours and the bamy
And the quas yes chef Lucy you’re right yes chef mom de I thought you’d left that’s just what you want is it no oh yeah with TZ gone who’s going to tell you the truth and you know what you can’t handle the truth de I don’t know what to say about
Your father you don’t have to say nothing you know why okay you’re using a double negative so I have to say something is that right because you my mom if you’re not ready to talk about Dad it ain’t not no business of mine this was very ungrammatical but touching
I don’t care if you is more into to dead bodies than a normal mom should be I still love you I said my peace oh thank you I hasn’t said my peace yet me and Lucy we both got some news for you oh oh there is oh you’ve made me the happiest
Mom in the world not that oh true there was a moment of passing attraction between me and Lucy a moment when we almost Nug in your dreams but as you know I is allergic to Commitment allergies what what did you just say I just isn’t the settling down kind I get
Itchy feet cuz you don’t cleanse them I remembered something Jemma had said about briany this pass me my handbag it’s in here somewhere oh why do I keep all this old buset ah there it is Brian’s medical alert bracelet and done did you finish your report yes about to
Print it off don’t waste your A4 it’s not suicide I always have my doubts about this wedding Gemma seems reluctant Josh seems unready for such a commitment I mean how can they have a future together oh damn This Ti hold still and damn the Chinese Envoy for leaving the
Prototype is nearly there face it w you haven’t had much luck since well since rege died teething problems bad luck it is just luck isn’t it Wally but then I realized it’s a past not the future that should worry us all along we’ve been told a story of two men
Huh working together to build a company one was a genius one was mediocre but we never questioned which was which inspector well Lord Lucas is the genius he’s is the millionaire why does being a millionaire make someone a genius surely that only proves that he’s good with
Money but all the inventions are in his name what’s the road trying using the steering wheel you still out here listen we shouldn’t be seen together oh don’t worry after today we won’t have to hide jie where were you last night where Mrs Sid was in the cellar same as now
Burning old rubbish for his lordship what are all these papers I don’t ask questions all you you say Lucas changed the names on the pant after re piet’s death yeah briany went out that night to claim her rightful inheritance which is what she said to Gemma it’s just the Gemma
Remembered it wrong that’s it you go off to sleep Gemma just remember we’re mates to the end we’re all going to get what we deserve I’m going to go and see someone about my old man about her old man not about a man which changes everything you’ve come of age this will
All be yours now don’t worry Pops I won’t throw you in a home not for years be serious for a moment can’t you I’ve done things I’m not proud of all of us have it was a oneoff it won’t happen again I’ve changed truly a girl like Bry couldn’t help herself she
Boasted that she’d made the will and that is what sealed her fate but how did someone drown her without her fighting back ah she had an Achilles heel it’s Brian’s it’s a medical alert bracelet she’s allergic to penicillin like me we got identical ones we gave them to each
Other when we passed our nursing exams Gemma knew about Brian’s allergy but someone else Knew Too someone who knew her well this ceremony will unite Joshua and Gemma in marriage uh just a mo I’ve written some my own vows here we go my gem gems when I first
Met you I had hurt my poor but you made it as good as oh Josh you see the killer Lac br’s food with Penicillin and in her weakened State she was disorientated unable to fight back the killer simply pushed her out into the water and held her down
Very little force was needed that’s why she has no defensive injury are you trying to kill us I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawful impediment why I Gemma Brogan may not be joined in marriage to Joshua Lucas come on come on get on with
It believe me inspector this was no suicide nor will the next one be what are you talking about this was the first of two murders kill briany Gemma gets the money kill Gemma after she marries Josh and the money comes full circle What a Wonderful Buffet Gemma would you come with me I
Have a little surprise present for you don’t tell the others of course Father only one person knew about Reg picket patent only one person could have done it a coin-sized bruise the end of a crutch the very symbol of his failure to invent anything that worked stop now I’ve got a stitch come on just me a Oh bloody things help me down these steps would you I’ll carry your bag oh the wine seller what have we got hidden down here I used to work down here had a laboratory me and br’s father I can’t forgetting you knew them many years ago she was just a girl it’s so sad
Oh sorry suddenly I I don’t feel well it’s all been very upsetting for you briany suicide and then this fast of a wedding no it’s it’s all right Josh made me a promise he really means it this time you look like you’re going into anaphylactic shock my dear that’s that’s not
Possible you have so much in common with with Bry I’ve seen the bracelets my my allergy to penicillin I haven’t taken any perhaps it got into your lunch please my bag it has my EpiPen in it best this way no struggling Ry went the same no fast just
Lay down her father well he put up more of a fight very upsetting you killed briany you and she were such good friends which should make your suicide all the more understandable slightly larger dose for you no please no no soon be over I’m becoming a bit of an expert in faking suicide
This will be my third one too late it’s done ashes to ashes dust to dust We Lay this poor soul young you can rest assured Justice will be done thank you for coming inspector Mrs sidu J mother you are the least I could do just glad
We got to your reip pen in time otherwise I’d be in a coffin too poor rany at peace I thought she hated me her last thoughts were of you if anything happened to her she wanted you to have the money but how did Lord Lucas hope to
Get away with it he gave briany food laced with benneyan and her stomach was empty and she vomited disposing of the murder weapon very clever but it left one tiny clue when Lucas cleared it up it left a inspector a puddle and of course all traces of it were removed moved by
Running inspector the dishwasher even if it was almost empty looks like you owe Mrs cidu an apology inspector yes yes yes you you’ll get a mention in my press release really I was just a citizen doing a duty oh right make sure they spell my name right
Won’t you s i d h u I better get back and write the thing up the police have made an arrest in the murder of bridesmaid brany picket at Lapsley Hall inspector Burton of TS Valley police made this announ coming here quickly we can confirm that Lord
Lucas has been arrested and charged with murder and attempted murder we’re also reopening a case previously thought to be suicide at this time as the inquiry is developing I can’t offer any more details can you confirm that you had inside help solving the crime what solved this crime was
Painstaking dedicated and highly skilled police work but as ever we do acknowledge the public in helping with our inquiries traffic news max what’s happening on the M4 is that it my mention it’s time to talk Lucy I am ready all right then this is very difficult to say stop there there’s it’s been
Incredibly incredible having you here but you’re moving on it’s true I got an opportunity in brand management it’s holding one of those signs directing people to cheap golfing supplies how did you know well let me see uh yeah the peaked cap has left an imprint on your
Hairline and you are practicing a golf swing in the bathroom that’s my mom the super sloof you’re holding the sign there’s oh yeah but you’re standing on your own two feet you got that from your father and he he would be very proud thanks Mom Mrs and I accept your
Resignation Lucy but you are the best suf I could hope for but you’re homesick and I won’t stand in your way I do not understand you blobbed when I said ban Mary and quas oh I will miss you missu I miss you too so Lucy this is goodbye
Then what might have been in it I am not going to Snug you T out both of you oh come on babe how long can you fire alone all on my own again everything back to normal Mrs do Fine Catering an Indian wedding you say uhuh
How many people you’ve no idea no no I relish a numerical challenge send me your dates everything back to normal Mrs those fine catering uh a weekend party you say huh an eccentric millionaire a Scottish Castle I am available yeah I do indeed do onsight catering I look forward to the Details Mrs sidu investigates murder with Masala is written by Suk panu and directed by Marilyn IM it stars Mira sah Justin Edwards Amy Morgan Vincent Ibrahim Rachel Atkins and hamzaa it is produced by Gordon Kennedy and is an absolutely production for the BBC get your hands on off me get down everyone get down inspector stay with me inspector stay with me Mrs Sid’s deadly Highland game by Suk panu episode one a pie to die for I’m so sorry inspector perhaps it would help us both if I started the story from the
Beginning and for that I’m afraid we have to go from the highlands of Scotland all the way back to slow the upside of being a caterer is it puts you in touch with lots and lots of people hi hi they bring joy into your life lift your
Spirits I don’t mind listen to their walls I’m sure it’ll clear up gindo’s just a rash the problem is when they take an interest in mine oh don’t worry about me I keep myself busy I take the L E classes watch documentaries go for walks and I’ve got my catering work in
Fact I’m off to Scotland tomorrow for instance take my friend Ginder no not with a man Ginder is always trying to fix people up she’s like grinder but with vowels I I don’t get frustrated but well I I take pilar’s classes go for walks and watch documentaries yeah that’s right it’s a
Double whammy without so much of the whammy yes all right I’ll be back after the weekend talk then I mean who needs a man when you have your very own there shh Man Child there Mom this is the concluding part of 24 hours an Australian Customs man look at that a
Block is smuggling a WABE in his suitcase yes my son Dez is back in my life and back in my house if the BBC wasn’t so hellbent on making us all roners they could make this quality of TV yeah he quit his job as culture secretary to take up a new position legs
A Kimbo on my sofa oh Mom now he going to miss the end he is at least a reminder of my late husband look at this place I’m the only one doing the cleaning and the washing up who never did any housework either oh right oh are
We finally seeing a glimmer of empathy here you go oh thank you no worries mom at least he has opposable thumbs I’ve trained him to undertake simple tasks uh did you take the tandori chicken out of the oven oh it’s like work work work all the time in
It my chicken this is a disaster what am I going to do you I got to put up with a smell of smoke all day perhaps you could go out for a bit and leave my old Mom to friend for herself what kind of a son would do That honestly I don’t care if people aren’t constantly thanking me or singing my Praises my departed husband had an expression chup chopo which basically means shut up and get home with it but I am a great believer in karma when you’re down in the jumps life throws you a
Little reward my new catering job was taking me further than ever a Highland Castle well stocked with local Game Heaven my problem was Game of a different variety oh perhaps the wonders of nature would get his nose out of his video games and pressed up against the window look there’s look at that
Mountain oh my goodness look at that glare oh you’re missing it there look or maybe it’s a burn I get confused all tickets from Adra please here you are oh my son was wondering is that a burn or a Glenn no idea oh Candy Castle stuck on level
Three in it you have to eat the candy floss armor cheers guy all tickets Please there progress he’s interested in castles oh and Mrs bety yes that that’s right I I’m in Scotland oh it’s amazing you know the flyover that goes past the paint factory by the old bus station well of course
You know it it’s where you live well it’s quite a lot nicer than that mhm there are mountains rivers Morland and oh oh there’s look what’s that Mom I don’t care what a dead sheep and lots of country stuff yeah bye Mrs byy bye bye bye bye of course we all know that
Nature is red in truth and Claw but to defend themselves against the elements the Scots of old Built gastle dunck Well at least some toughs in the 19th century built something in the style of a gastle my guess is they were reading Dracula at
The time my first sight of it gave me an involuntary shudder but I’m sure once inside I would enjoy the warmth of its admittedly dark towers and the welcome of its um deep black lock set against her brooding Forest of tree shaped like witch’s hats all right I’m adding the Thunder
For effect I left this to settle Into The Rustic Cottage we had been allocated I was anxious to make contact with my new employer and make a good first impression may I pick that up would you uh the gross bung it in the game bag
Would you I’d asked the dog but he’s got no hands and you are Mrs sidu of Sid’s high class catering my card oh that should say slow not slog there’s a problem with Mr raria printing machine and Mr Verma won’t pay for new ones it’s causing quite the
Jugger ey in local circles if you get M drift I can’t say I do I don’t recall hiring a caterer either oh but but uh I I I am addressing Mr Kendrick Alex Kendrick Sir Alex to my friends ah well there’s the misunderstanding I’m here for a Mr William Kendrick oh so you’re
After Big Willie uh in a manner of speaking is he here I remember quite clearly he said he was going stocking stocking deer hunting you’re sure nothing wrong with my memory I I just don’t want to miss him no no and you are Mrs sidu of Mrs Sid’s
Catering of course don’t Rec call hiring a caterer can you tell me a little bit about the weekend party ah dashwood weekend end of the Stag season you know means we’ll be subjected to people hello Uncle Alex Jane have you heard people are coming oh Uncle you are a silly oh
Is he on the brittle bones girl plenty of Life In You Yet who’s this now yes who are you no pay no attention to uncle Alex Jane Kendrick socialite and online Beauty expert stb stb that’s internet for soon to be put it there oh what an invigorating handshake
Mrs sidu Sid’s high class catering oh yum and the dashwood weekend daddy invites his City Pals for 4 days of traditional fun rivalry and Mass Slaughter we only call the old and the lame he here to that ah not a hunting fan Jan I’m a bit of a softy Mrs sidu
Can’t bear cruelty to defenseless creatures Robert yes Jane bring my bags yes Jane got yourself a boyfriend Jean I don’t have time for boyfriends Robert is my intern keep up Robert Robert I are I bags okay the absence of our host was niggling away at me but perhaps it was
Time to get down to work I was bursting with Scottish culinary ideas haggis timbali with okra are BR Smoky samosas and I had a few ideas for perking up cocka leaky soup let me tell you but first I had to play Florence Nightingale let’s get an ice pack on that shall we
Ouch keep that on there I’ll get some plasters so from your accent I deduce you didn’t meet Jane at the polo club even Florence Nightingale must have gossiped a bit we met at an agricultural Machinery fair I was taking photos she was test driving a tractor oh the
Glamour of it Jane wanted an intern to do a YouTube videos ah what you see this a lot in young people these days keeping it in it’s not healthy to bottle things up fortunately people are always telling me I have a cork screw for a tongue oh I imagine a
Young AIS attracts plenty of male attention huh no one who’s good enough for her not that it’s any business of mine was it my imagination but Jane seemed quite worried when you hurt yourself nah she’s more worried about her dad really I shouldn’t gos oh we’re contractors sharing Salient
Facts about a common employer now spill all and spend me no details you’ve heard of KB car Parks is that the Kendrick Brothers they go digging up half the country and they sit here with views of locks and mountains oh yeah you should have heard my husband on the subject
They wake up multistory after multistory I can’t even get permission for a double garage oh well it was the 80s it was slow everyone was giddy about double garages thing is I’ve heard the Kendrick Brothers business isn’t going great since Alex retired interesting online rumor is that big willly in big debt but
He knows stuff about people the sort of people who don’t mess around Russians oh my this was juicy stuff about Willie Kendrick’s financial troubles but the mercury in the therom was dropping and I had my own Walking Disaster Area to look after this Oh I thought it might be an idea if
You learned oh to light a fire oh I brought some logs down from the castle sh what do you mean shush it’s the exact same show you don’t speak gay you won’t understand what’s going on I don’t understand what’s going on in the English version mom I still think that
Man has smuggled the W be in his suitcase SU oh there you’ve got to light a fire otherwise you’ll freeze to the fire’s lit you think you’re the only one who can light fires I didn’t say that you think I can’t survive a minute without you not in the slightest
Well it’s all lit up and burning explain that harby Einstein maybe all those Ray Mir shows he sleeps through finally paid off did you use firelighters or the old bold up newspaper trick I don’t know some blocked on it so much for Mr self-sufficient Callum he’s like the the
Gamekeeper my mind conjured up images of hard drinking porches gamekeeper huh I’m not sure about that honestly you Indian moms is paranoid ooh everyone’s trying to make my son into a bad man you’re right perhaps I shouldn’t jump to conclusions great he’s taking me shooting with a real gun guns I didn’t
Drag my son away from slow to have some whiskey guzzling fish Thief put in deadly weapons in his hands I caught up with this gamekeeper to give him a piece of my mind excuse me are you the gamekeeper hi OMG someone poured braveart into extra tight trousers and stuck him on a quad
Bike oh Mrs sagu Mr sand m s my name is Mrs sidu mind if I do a bit of gardening while we talk be my guest so what was it oh my he’s bending over look way was just talking to my bump son and he mentioned your thighs thoughts
Were flexible on the subject of massively welldeveloped carbs and biceps I didn’t catch any of that I seem to have lost my train of thought no it’s me Maggie was uh well she was everything to me oh my goodness you’re crying I was so distracted by gum’s Walnut cracking
Backside i’ neglected to notice he was tending a grave oh I’ve come at a bad time no no I should get over it it’s it’s been two years now I’m going through exactly the same thing have you considered you know another one I feel guilty even thinking about it and you
Haven’t had the heart to clear her things out I know the old photographs the tins of food the clothes my favorite chair yeah he’d always be sitting there when I got home drooling everywhere mine had medication for that the moment she stopped chasing rabbits I knew it was the
End I thought you talking about my dog and I thought you were talking about your wife you must seem Bonkers no I’m the Bonkers one hom my master’s voice please wait uh do you know where I could find Willie Kendrick Sir Alex said he was stalking
I’ve not heard anything about it and I’m head stalker for the estate oh colum oh excuse me I’ve got a drag and growa stag oh is that fun a best part of the job gutting and lifting a 25 stone deer on quad bike well I’m always game for a laugh well be seeing
You game for a laugh oh I’ve never had much luck with ponic romantic dipes one minute you’re open mouthed as the wind blows through that cold black hair next minute you’ve got a Gob full of greasy ponytail yet gum had so many different facets to him mature confident great bum
Oh who am I kidding I mean I’m hardly the sort of light of fire in his heart am I mind you he was Charming no no you barely know anything about him and you’re still vulnerable after the loss of your own husband all the alarm bells are sounding the alarm Bells sounding my
Pie you know it doesn’t look too bad yes I think it’s going to be all give it to me Mom that was close there I put the finishing touches to my second game pie of the day half the day gone two pies down and a great big castle to
Explore these old gasas are notoriously easy to get lost in before I knew it I was outside the estate office older ladies like me do get confused so easily hello who are you oh I I do apologize all these doors look the same is this the clo
He was tall powerful with dead soulless eyes you you know I I I have a pie in the oven and a frankly idiotic son watching over it perhaps I should stay for a while you work here your stuff I am the caterer you do not live here on the estate I live in
SLO SLO where is this slow right now it seems A Million Miles Away good good and you I am tourist I didn’t like to ask why a tourist was searching Willie Kendrick’s office perhaps if I played along he’d let me go zukov is that a Polish name Russian oh a Russian
Tourist yes yes a Russian tourist didn’t Robert say something about dodgy Russians Scotland is wonderful country very wonderful know Edinburgh is very popular with tourists I have short trip only no time for Edinburgh maybe next time but by popular I mean rarely visited my work keeps me
Busy and what is your line of work Mr zukov let’s just say I work in concrete concrete I proceed now to the lock I have trained my body to withstand the colde war Waters up to and including my gral area you wish to witness this
I’m going to take your word for it oh well I am certain that my path will cross with Mr Kendrick I fear it is inevitable what a Charming Man a nameless anxiety tugged at my stomach who was the mysterious m zukov and what kind of business did he have with Willie Kendrick I could not be sure what was going on but I felt it was my duty to warn someone I ran upstairs dashing from door to door looking for
Some subtle clue as to which one was Willie Kendrick’s bedroom at last a sign one that read knock hard for Big Willie perhaps a fun of molier but before I could follow the instructions a slender attractive young girl in a maid’s unit uniform slipped out she locked the door
Discreetly behind her and smoothed down her crumpled uniform hello excuse me oh oh I’m so sorry oh you dropped something oh a fat roll of cash that’s just my tips if that’s 10% I’d hate to see the bill he gave me a shock I’m Mrs sidu the caterer oh Mrs suda could you
Do me a favor of course my dear could you take Mr Zuko’s luggage up he’s in the Lo view Suite I’ve always been very generous with my Favors when you work on a location job you’re always helping each other out favors are the oil that keeps the gears turning you scratch my back I’ll take the mystery man’s luggage to his room open it up Mrs sidu you say let’s have a look under his vest and poke
Around his pants but that would be a violation of the domestic’s code of honor on the the other hand you won’t believe these modern luggage locks you barely touch them and they pop open pop open pop open oh my Guru I put in a call to my old friend inspector Burton what is it this time the neighbors are a death cult the woman opposite is using a cat to spy on you a high powerered assassin’s rifle inspector Mrs sidu it’s his only luggage I need you to come over immediately
Before something terrible happens sadly not possible whyever not I’m in Scotland I know that so you see it what you’re on golfing holiday Glenn Eagles actually I’m at Cozy Toes that sounds nice it’s the Crossen stab operational seminar in Terror organized crime and aggravated stabbings that doesn’t sound so nice the
Point is I’m not at Glen Eagles on some golfing Jolly I’m training young detectives good shot sir there is some golf as well either way I’m in Scotland but that’s the thing I’m in Scotland too you are I’m just a few hours up the road in the highlands uh but the lecture load
Here is unrelenting you’ll need a six sign for this one sir and I uh training a promising young detective I understand I knew you would but no inspector wait we’re we’re workshopping unsolved cases well I don’t want to tear you away from your duties example post office robbery
In 2017 just outside glass I just have to come to you 10,000 in cash suspect disappeared completely what I just have to come to you yeah not necessary you know maybe the draes would like to Workshop some of the other cases you know the the ones I helped you with Assassin’s rifle you
Say Callum gave me this book about local Traditions a gamekeeper is like a superhero mom like Spider-Man but he didn’t get bitten by radioactive spider I was rather pleased with my Fusion game by Highland game supercharged with my own authentic tandori paste I mean if he
Was bitten by something it would be a radioactive librarian because he don’t like talking a pie and a half imagine me Mom striding to Glenn like Callum a man of few words a pie to die for though that would let it turn out to be an unfortunate expression I
Could go like a whole day without saying nothing a whole day that would be amazing wouldn’t it Mom in the meantime I Was preparing salc mesh and raspberry jam reduction for the sides of course I’d need a gun oh yeah let’s see if you can disarm people with your chitchat
First shall we what am I supposed to do rander I had been creative in the area of job titles but there’s you’re the pie Watcher yeah that’s right pie Watcher in the house keeping his eyes on the pies oh let’s take a look bloody hell where’s my P is I fell Asleep I’m staying in the Attic room until it’s fixed the one at the top of the stairs you can’t miss it oh righto I fear I am the victim of a practical joke my pie is missing oh there you are I’ve been oh oh welcome home Mr
Kendrick well I’d better be getting on see Robert you know where to find me right yes my room needs making up but I get off at 6 just can’t get the start I dead all the rooms oh that was cruel no sign of Pops must be laid back from
Hunting oh he didn’t go hunting I asked the gamekeeper and he’s not in his office or his room either not that I like to pry who on Earth called the police who indeed good of you to come Williamson chance for some real action would have miss it for the world sir you haven’t
Met her yet inspector right pay attention you’re going to learn something procedural technique sir hostage negotiation who are the hostages us oh you couldn’t have come at a better time oh Mrs sidu delightful to see you Will’s missing and now the Pie’s been stolen make a note of that Williamson yes sir
Inspector there’s something not quite right here I can feel it billionaires Russian Hitmen sure you want to dig into into this sort of thing well if you haven’t the stomach for it I’ll do it myself all right all right let’s avoid a diplomatic incident shall we what is all
This Ed I Burton training DC Dwayne Williamson Kim’s Valley you’re a long way from home inspector we’re checking gun licenses sir this time of night we’re interested in foreign Nationals sir oh but do a couple of Bankers I should think Germans Italian he’s interested in people who are already
Here good to know perhaps you’re your brother would know more about the guests suddenly everyone’s desperate to get hold of Big Willie uh it’s his nickname this is a relief so someone’s been asking after um big willly my niece the chef now there Russian fellas after him
Too sir Alex I fear your brother is in some sort of trouble is this true inspector if we could have a word with him sir you best follow me I suppose Willie you’ve got someone to see you it’s the police better hide your Otten
Gains no good let me have a go just a few questions sir oh let me do it oh it’s locked Willie open up now will you what’s going on your father’s locked himself in his room maybe a woman’s touch Daddy Jane up and get out here such tenderness would melt any Father’s
Heart what’s that sounds like that silly maid is she in there with him it’s coming from outside KY what’s wrong he’s dead oh he’s dead up there in the old Cottage oh who’s dead big wly big W’s dead if only I’d let you leave then inspector
But we don’t get another go at life do we Willie Kendrick certainly didn’t up there in that old Cottage hanging from the rafters covered in blood and next to him my very best Deluxe Fusion Highland game pie Mrs Sid’s deadly Highland game was created and written by S canu and
Directed by Marilyn imray it starred Mira s Justin Edwards Hamza G Tua Hillary mlan aoria chuku Gordon Kennedy and John sessions it was produced by Gordon Kennedy and is an absolutely production for the BBC get your hands off me head down everyone get down inspector stay with me inspector stay with me how are you feeling inspector that good huh perhaps I should continue my story where was I oh yes I was recollecting the events that put you here I was catering the last weekend of
The stag hunting season at gastal denk daddy invites his City Pals for four days of traditional fun rivalry and Mass Slaughter but my employer had gone missing I remember quite clearly he said he was going stocking I’ve not heard anything about it and I’m the head stalker for the estate I was intrigued
By Big Willie Kendrick now there’s a name to cond with perhaps he was compensating for something big Willie’s in big debt but he knows stuff about people Russians I don’t like to pry but I did accidentally stumble into his office and found someone searching it what’s your
Line of work let’s just say I work with concrete which is when I called you in he’s dead he’s dead up there in the old Cottage big will he’s dead though perhaps a tiny bky too late Mrs Sid’s deadly Highland game by Suk panu episode two Lo meat stalk and Two Smoking
Kippers let’s pick up the story the next morning big Wily’s Hunting Party were dealing with his death in their own separate ways can we make this quick Sir Alex his brother seemed more intent on adding to the death doll last weekend of the Stag season you know no but Duty
Kept him from it we do need to get the press release out today sir Alex leave it to me after the sad news about my brother I am with reluctance reassuming control of Kendrick’s car Parks I reaffirm our commitment to our customers who want new Solutions in a rapidly changing
Motionless automative landscape what’s that that’s car parking I knew that working with our customers with whether it be roadside transport Hub or multistory we are at the Forefront of the static conveyance sector what’s that then car parking again I’ll take another look at the press release we should talk about our
Car parking more it’s our main area of business you know that’s very perceptive sir you’re not dealing with my halfway brother now sir Alex is back can I go now I want to go and play in the snow while Jane Big Willy’s daughter was launching her online career
I’ll simply apply makeup here and here and here job done don’t know what all the f is about with all the Finesse of a rough plasterer and cut good take I might go for a walk in a bit while intern Robert fished patiently for a crumb of affection a bit of company
Might be nice perhaps the ma is free name is Kirsty meanwhile our friend Andre zukov Russian tourist was more concerned with his extraordinary daily routine what kind of Russian tourist Prides himself on taking regular dips in icy water up to and including his groinal area and then goes on a 10m run stopping
Only for target practice I brought you a hunter’s brunch thank you oh three bull eyes um yes I have incredible luck you should buy a lottery ticket back in my own Cottage I had tossed and turned like a ship on a stormy sea a sleepless night sailing on
A howling Gale and the memory of big Wily’s bloated body hanging from the rafters there’s are you you up there is that you oh G what are you doing I was hunting you like big game Callum says you’s got to plan a hunt so nothing is left to chance you certainly massacred
My D Jing better put breakfast on in it I got to keep my core temperature up today is the day my dream come true the flying car one or the Marshmallow Kebab one the one where I finally used my piece the Kim Kardashian one mom I going
Shooting with Callum oh go back to bed you really are dreaming you said come to Scotland learn about the countryside mom gunning down animals from disrespect is like the very essence of the countryside is it forget it this what is I going to tell Jesse K and Abdul G when I get home
You could tell them to use their full surnames I really need to find him something to do or have some borage keep you warm here we is trapped in a creepy Castle getting popped off one by one I need a gun to protect you if we get
Sucked into the plot line of Po dancing zombies I’ll reconsider by then it’s too late the hot m is eating your brains there if things get bad we’ll just leave oh yeah in weather news storm Susan has brought early winter to Highland regions bad news for anyone on the b276 from
Toran to Castle tanuk overnight heavy snowfall has closed the road oh there’s more than one way round and as that’s the only Road out of the castle tanic area holds tight till the snow plows get Through the weather’s getting worse out there stay the night go in the morning when it’s daylight what is this place well it’s obviously uh Williamson sir what is this place the old Cottage 19th century workers dwelling now modified for use as corporate entertainment venue velvet wallpaper tiger skin rugs mirrors
On the ceiling not exactly my choice of thec yes well people get bored that’s why they’re called board meetings that’s extremely funny sir yeah thank you Williamson yeah we like that all the time it’s like Crocket in tubs and for some reason Big Willie Kendrick came up
Here last night and hung himself by his tie any idea why he did it no no note no you’re not curious not according to my boss but this blood taste it oh I warn you if I throw up you’re paying for this jacket what do you think Williamson last
Year’s cut sir you’re better off without it I serve up as Zinger he returns with Top Spin believe me your clothing is no stranger to this stuff tastes familiar yeah it’s ketchup and what about this there’s my game pie half eaten so he had a snack and Spilled
Ketchup on himself what about Zuko’s gun perfectly normal hunting rifle even with the silencer thingy Stop scaring gameway all perfectly normal Mrs sidu I’m down here why are we down here because people drop things under tables and I’m not talking about gips tablets who’s and what kind if he’s eating wges of pie
Smothered in ketchup I wouldn’t be surprised if they were Willie Kendrick’s indigestion no no no look the pills are marked by day he’s taken the whole weekend’s dose in one go don’t you find that odd I’ve been warned to keep my head down ah ow Williamson sir cut the
Body down find Cold Storage just a moment do you have any idea what time he died without a coroner the body was cold when we found it but no rigle the cottage is quite warm the fire was lit from from the body temperature I’d estimate around lunchtime best guess
2:00 well he’s certainly out to lunch now brilliant sir don’t joke I’ve got a bad feeling about this place naturally I had no intention of breaking my promise to you inspector so while you proceeded to Sir Alex’s office I concern myself with the castle tanic sta who were in deep Mourning
The maid appears to be dancing her Gloom away Gusty hello hi you do enjoy your work oh well have to keep her spirits up oh must have been awful finding big Wily’s body like that oh he was as cold as ice what a terrible thing to encounter while you
Were you know now I think of it what were you doing up there oh I told the inspector I clean up there too as if there’s not enough to do down here that’s right of course but I seem to remember you were in a hurry to be off
Last night and yet there you were putting in the extra hours what I need the overtime you even lit the fire odd though did you find the body then light the fire and then raise the alarm well no I made up the cottage in the morning
So I go back to the cottage in the evening I forgot to make the beds what’s the expression you can tell when it teager is lying their lips move uh what did you say this one was called This is a black Zulu good for trout that really is something all those
Feathers must take a lot of concentration oh yes lot of patience a lot of concentration that’s a lot of oh inspector sorry sir my old fingers find it difficult anyway it’s it’s worth it for the results though ah the line arcing out before you the Tranquility of the Morning Light
You’ve done some casting in your time well back at home yes we’ve got a magnetic fishing set in the evidence room I like to go down there me on my own you know when it all gets too much um not familiar with the magnetic variety of the sport Sir Alex I brought
You in the inspector some tea tea yes most welcome I hope the inspector isn’t grilling you sir Alex uh well not at all the inspector’s a keen angler it seems oh and here’s me thinking the inspector was taking statements oh my poor brother none of us knows how long we have left
Do we these are statements inspector it’s not going to change anything maybe just one or two questions sir look strange if I didn’t life is all too brief I’d like to spend what little I have left Outdoors you’re welcome to join me inspector oh thank you sir that
Would be brilliant where’s my gutting knife and yet impossible uh paperwork oh the bane of the modern Police Officer Williamson will be around later for a statement as you wish I’ll be fishing on the lock fishing fishing come on D you can’t stay in bed forever fishing that’s right
What gum’s very kindly offered to show you the ropes well the lion anyway we was going shooting yeah they secured the firearms for now days good I don’t want you anywhere near a gun I was going to plug some badass wild fouls in it pow pow fishing days it’s a very exciting
Sport a real sport is something in which both participants has an equal chance against one another something I don’t think is true of so-called blood Sports wow there is I I had no idea you put so much thought into this I didn’t think he put so much thought into anything he
Goes crosseyed doing his shoelaces what you call a real sport then it’s like Cricket or football something with athleticism and skill yeah something you can spot bet on something with betting I’ll give you seven to three I can cast further than you three in a row please
Not betting where you think I’m from I got M Mars and SL you can’t compete with that country fire two in a row you is on just hold on a minute right I going to shower you better be ready Contra I going to fist your pants off I’ll be
Here well got him out of bed I suppose he’s a good lad really what about you me well you’ve got to have a wager oh I I I I don’t really bet okay tell you what if we catch something why don’t you cook it for dinner yes that would be acceptable
Great it’s a date oh day as soon as he said it my heart sank as I said I’ve never had much luck with byonic romantic types my husband’s idea of a passionate weekend was oiling the garden furniture and even then we were mindful of his
Aria but there was one boy back in the day the year was 1975 and I had a crush on bhar butara bilhar was a terway the Wild Boy of slow he was very good with his hands oh no I don’t mean like that I mean I mean he could fix things bhar could
Build an entire bicycle out of bits he found on the municipal dump that’s how hot he was all the other kids thought I was mad dating the dump boy but for one summer we were Outlaws I’d ride on the back of his bicycle part Chopper part 5-speed racer part Prime the wind
Running through hair carrying his smell back to me which always had a tinge of landfill about it now that was romance and I’ve never been able to pass a skip without getting hot flushes since of course on our dates we were constantly attacked by seagulls but it was a
Magical time nonetheless our Destinies were not twinned his fate was with just vinda Chada the racy girl from the recycling center and mine was with a man who could get the shine back into a garden recliner some things are built to last but I do sometimes wonder what might have been with bilhar
Baaria who is it only me oh oh have you found out anything everyone got an alibi for lunchtime everyone but Sir Alex he can’t remember where he was mind you he can barely remember to put his trousers on in the morning the pills the pills were Willies for his blood pressure
Blood pressure you the maid Kirsty confirmed it used to pick up the prescription for him regularly she seems to have done a few little jobs for him what oh nothing so how are things with your proty oh it’s great we’re so in tune what do you think of him as a
Recruit let’s see an ethnic minority plus he’s a multitasker with an KNE of fashion and interior deck or if you get my drift he’d certainly take a couple of boxes well listen that Crockett and tubs line I didn’t mean anything by it his race religious inclination sexual orientation
Dietary uh direction are of no relevance as long as you know which of the above you’re dealing with you don’t need to be a detective do you well there we are then I want him on my team back in Newbury my Sergeant’s asked for transfer
It’s been flat for a while the buzz has gone out of the BS oh Williamson would be a huge asset he’s a very capable cop glad you agree if you excuse me I have staffing issues to solve I underestimated you inspector your gar is every bit as good as
Mine so the bills were for Wily’s blood pressure hardly a surprise given his lifestyle talking of which perhaps some wholesome food would be in order for the guests with the Rogue closed I was short on ingredients but when life gives you leaks make cocka leak soup sorry you
Can’t go in there not while I’m going me I made soup Robert I haven’t put my face on yet don’t let anyone else in I feel very delicate today sorry Janes Robert’s being very kind of course he’s paid to I can’t bring myself to believe that money
Is a CSE but perhaps it’s not always a blessing either you probably haven’t realized but I’ve not been entirely honest about Rob but this is no surprise to anyone no yes I’m afraid from the first moment I met him I fell for him I had no idea I’ve tried everything I’m
Chucking on makeup like its fertilizer but nothing’s taken he’s more interested in the maid oh he went up to kirsty’s room last night Robert you sure I know what I saw how odd I could have sworn Robert only has eyes for Jane with not one on guarding Miss Jane Kendrick how dare you
Enter the bed chamber of a vulnerable woman Robert do something listen Mighty boy shut up RTO who are you and what do you want my name is Andre zukov ordinary tourist enjoying hunting and fishing in your beautiful Scot land I wonder if we might have private conversation we have
Nothing to talk about but s Miss Jane your father passed something on to you before his unfortunate death I’m afraid my father left me nothing but his disdain and his heavy features and a massive inheritance if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to Chuck on some Christian Dior
I see well please follow my advice Miss Jane look after yourself but runs in family in his fiery frame of mind I thought I I should keep an eye on Andre zukov I followed him as he headed Downstairs get out of my way ow why is everyone in my path Mr zukov you dropped you what is it Cy what did Zuko drop it’s nothing show me it’s really nothing and there in the palm of kirsty’s hand was a little pink pill Mrs
Sidu could I have a word with you later Kirsty I’m in something of a rush sir come in come in I brought you a cup of soup sir oh Williamson oh you certainly know how to light up my day thank you sir not like
My fell back at home I had no idea you had a fell at home sir we’ve been drifting apart for a while now I’m up for a bit of fresh meat actually sir well come on we’ve got a chemistry admit it we get along sir and I’ve got an eye
For ripe young Talent I’m not sure this conversation is appropriate sir just give it some thought that’s all yes sir still got it I couldn’t afford to lose zukov I picked up his Trail in the snow oh he’s heading down to the lock from probably for his bathing
Ritual he’s not going to the log he’s going into the woods I stopped I was alone no one knew where I was behind me lay the warmth and safety of the hunting lodge ahead the darkening woods but if I didn’t follow I’d never know what zukov was up to
We were among the Towering sprues now the last Lights of the house winking out behind us I kept my focus ahead of me zukov was a big man and his long strides covered the ground easily I on the other hand was running to keep up Suddenly a new shape loomed up in the
Distance zukov was having a meeting I pressed forward to see with whom but I saw the tree route too late what was that I held my breath and tried not to move my arms hurt and icy slush was seeping into my clothes do have it who
Was he talking to I couldn’t see a thing from where I had fallen standing up would give me away the only option was to belly Coss allw forward until I could make out who it was here have you got the money gum I have another job for you I’m out the
Police are already asking questions I will have to take matters into my own hands it seems not my problem Oh My let’s get you in front of the fire you’re quite a mess thought I’d found my look mud encrusted seoir and wrist bandage it’s what happens when you keep digging you get dirty so what did you see oh some Dark Shadows zukov having a conversation a a suitcase changing hands and you didn’t
Recognize the other person it could have been anyone intriguing does it matter like you said Big Willie committed suicide sir could I have a moment what is it Williamson I found something you should see it what is this place hanging room meet Locker for the deer carcasses oh and our makeshift morg I
See best I could do what are we looking at Willie wasn’t hung by his tie that was done to obscure this rope mark there’s more looks like blood it’s under the ketchup but he wasn’t stabbed there’s no penetration wounds on the body no so whose blood is it cracking work
Williamson thank you sir no no no don’t you see the buy was to explain the ketchup the ketchup was to hide the blood someone deliberately covered it up which means it’s murder changes everything yes yes yes I’m afraid it does now that was a meal no bad H praise
For the chef or the fisherman oh for the chef hey honestly I don’t know how many Coke cans one man can catch you was just jealous country file I put you to shame all you is catching his fish fingers oh that’s fighting talk you want thirds nah
I quitting while I ahead there’s pudding I so full and I getting pretty tired let me take the dishes out Mom I don’t really need to go straight to bed are you thinking what I’m thinking I thinking I need a dump first what was you thinking oh something else good Night so you were telling me the Mrs Sido story not much more to tell I picked myself up and made a new start built my business from scratch until I was the best caterer in barkshire inspirational your turn what’s the Gallum bed story oh it’s no page Turner try
Me well let’s just see I had a bad start kicking around the dumps in Perth but when I found this place this life I found what is is Paradise too dramatic definitely to paradise and to a lovely evening it’s the best I’ve had in years me too couldn’t be
Better couldn’t be better agreed just one question oh when you were fishing with days yes did anything unusual will happen well I don’t think so but do you ever stop asking questions yes but when you say questions do you mean like a quiz or Callum I want to be able to trust you
So trust me who’s that no but there are so many unanswered questions and I have to be sure Mr be what’s this Mr be I think we better have a chat a chat under caution I I don’t understand Williamson do the honors come with me Polie Sir Mr sidu
What’s going on hey hey get your hands off me you’re sure you want this no but it has to be done you were right inspector I had no idea what I was setting in motion how could I know how could any of us Know Mrs Sid’s deadly Highland game was created and written by Suk panu and directed by Marilyn imray it starred Mira s Justin Edwards Hamza G Tua Hillary mlan aor a chuku Gordon Kennedy and John sessions it was produced by Gordon Kennedy and is an absolute production for the BBC get your hands off me get down everyone get down inspector stay with me inspector stay with me they say there’s not much change in your condition inspector I hate to say it but it’s possible I’ve got you into a tiny spot of bother you know if you’re not busy I
Could use some advice on this case you remember that my Highland catering Venture had become slightly complicated and for some reason Big Willie Kendrick came up here last night and hung himself by his tie there’s my game pie half eaten tablets who’s and what kind and those pills led me to Mr
Zukov I have another job for you well the evidence also led to Callum you remember the hunky gamekeeper i m the police are already asking questions it just leaves one unanswered question inspector Mr B I think we better have a chat under caution do you think having someone
Nicked by the police is a barrier to a romantic relationship whiz for yes ggle for no Inspector Inspector nurse nurse Mrs sido’s deadly Highland game by Suk panu episode three the secret of the unmade bed where do great families gather to wait for bad news in the case of the
Kendricks they chose to face their fate in their trophy room I may not be familiar with castles but my late husband kept a very well stock Trophy Room in the garage there he kept symbols of his many achievements such items included the first black and white TV he
Ever bought the first color tv he ever bought and every subsequent TV he ever bought the Kendrick’s trophies were altogether more unsettling no 36 in Grundig for with them instead glass cases filled with stuffed fish and from the walls 50 or so dead eyed Bambi stared accusingly down at us like judge
Jury and executed coffee and sandwiches anyone any word from the inspector Mrs sadu nothing as yet I’m afraid Daddy was murdered I can’t quite believe it Callum of all people he isn’t accused of murder he has an alibi for that it’s true he was with me at the time in fact everyone
But Sir Alex had an alibi his failing memory was his excuse but an accomplice callum’s the best Stucker this side of drum the rocket I’ve known the man A Dozen Years perhaps he’ll prove his innocence he loves this estate he do anything to protect it funny no one
Knows much about Ken before he came here oh where did you get that titbit Robert another midnight Frolic with the maid it’s not like that no no she’s very pretty you should ask her where she gets that expensive makeup I’m missing a couple of items if we only knew what
Really happened at the old Cottage yesterday afternoon what does go on up there uncle Alex your father kept it for uh entertainment purposes who was he entertaining from what I’ve seen mainly himself who would want your brother dead Sir Alex he made enemies pushed people to Breaking Point betrayed people
Loyalty is loyalty but he brought this on himself rung up debts surrounded himself with paid cants and now everything’s changing I see yes he’s in my custody we do believe it’s murder what about those records Callum B yes yes oh there you are inspector I’ll call back tomorrow thank you you know
Sir Alex has complete confidence in Gallum who was on the phone actually it’s a satellite link land lines are down no mobile reception so we’re back to good old Maritime technology marvelous be Mor code next inspector so you quite like this Callum chap who was on the pH come on no
Secrets Glasgow police what did they want I called them actually to search the records database why would you search the police records database I see it’s not proof of guilt has a criminal record please please I am not the dear car for man handling found him sir had the suitcase
With him we’ve been looking for you Mr zukov I am an innocent tourist ask him what’s in that suitcase care to tell me what’s inside here before I open it some old clothes Mr zukov we are fully aware your luggage was lost in transit that’s right it
Was that’s right it was so this suitcase came into your possession here on the estate oh inspector Mrs sidu come on zukov you came to some arrangement with Callum bed the both of you cooked up a plan to murder Willie Kendrick and make it look like suicide and the reason is in this
Suitcase I have nothing to add I’m most terribly sorry inspector let’s see shall we old clothes Mr be sold me some of big Wily’s old clothes we are same size English twids they will dress like a real sportsman well dressing up like nothing’s changed since the 19th century
Whilst blowing the Chutney out of the local Wildlife is crime enough a inspector well my work is no you don’t oh it doesn’t explain one thing sir where I found him where was he breaking into William Kendrick’s room Mr zukoff oh he works in concrete don’t you
See we need to get into Willie Kendrick’s bedroom inspector desperately never thought I’d be saying That how much longer do I have to wait if I don’t get my shut eye I’m no good for oh oh I’m all nerves Kirsty leave her I’ll do it but it must be ages since you’ve seen her Kirsty did I hear my name broken teacup if you’d be so
Kind oh would you look at that the young lady’s making work for me again do you need your room making up again or shall I IR your riding fles there’s a whole days working that size of she’s been drinking Jane please some of us don’t have nice things handed to us
On a plate surprised she’s not upstairs rifling through our rooms she got that whiskey somewhere your father liked to drink you know tur ax don’t you talk about my father I brought more sandwiches well you could use a drown by the look of you here’s a double I’ll throttle you go for heaven’s
Sakey your left jab to stop J closing going on stop that or I will arrest both of you we we just sharing a friendly drink I’ll take that shall I sir I got into Willie Kendrick’s room have any trouble finding them you were right Mrs sidu they were spread out all
Over his bed must have been looking over them I’ll take those what’s that development plans for the estate oh nonsense I have no plans to develop the estate is this your brother’s signature yes it is look I demand to know what all this is about these are
Deeds of sale Sir Alex and I am new legal owner of gas tanok Willie Kendrick’s Giller was still at large and all I had done was muddy the water further it was a miserable Drudge back to my Cottage where did you go that night inspector I wonder come in Williamson busy homework
Sir notes for the cold cases being a hell of a day yes sir you were Sensational thank you sir did you have a think about what I said not really sir oh give me a chance Williamson what about um night off just friends I could use some downtime I hear
There’s a s corner and I’ve laid my hands on a bottle of whiskey just friends just friends perhaps you were letting off steam no Pain sh smoke on Horizon only coming through waves you look Smo but I can’t hear what you’re saying very fast Williams good I I have lips I am of course had the warmth and support of family you had better fix things with colum mom I I know this you
Were just starting to like him no Mom no you don’t get it at all this he was just starting to like me and while the purpose of the stolen game pie had become clear I was still wondering what a half empty packet of blood pressure pills had to do with it
He was just starting to like me he was just starting to like me I woke to a deafening silence there outside pillows of fresh snow pushed against tree trunks this inside what’s the expression quiet as the grave M oh Kim oh Kim is ow it’s only me never wake me
Suddenly I not responsible for my reflexes yeah all right just get your trousers on and I’ll make you some breakfast leave me alone I ain’t forgotten mom I ain’t talking to you unless you let you can’t go hunting this oh come on Mom po no then we’s got nothing to talk About in times of trouble a chef turns to food ordering stock checking stock making stock taking stock but this morning my head obviously wasn’t talking to my feet instead of the kitchen they took me in quite another direction oh gum hi lovely morning you do keep her grave nice Lucky
Dog I forgot man of few words that’s what they calls you he misses you though he’d never say it I should have realized why you didn’t want to talk about your past must be hard to start a new life after you’ve been inside sorry to have troubled You Kenny
Connelly who Kenny Connelly he was my b mate and my worst enemy Kenny Connelly was the reason I went to prison Oh he was one of those men a great laugh always making jokes usually at other people’s expense always buy you a drink but he was a loser and you know when losers are going down the drain they always have to take someone with them
Well in his case it was me how bad was it housebreaking I went down for 2 years served 6 months for good behavior and Kenny he went down for a bit longer and Big Willie Kendrick gave you a new start best job in the world and I told myself
Right there I was never going back to prison no matter what oh how could I have got it so wrong it was quite a performance last name yeah I apologize that’s what I seem to be doing today I’ve got a long list who’s next G
I I was in such a rush yesterday she wanted to chat and I cut her off I wonder do you think she was up at the old Cottage earlier than she said that she saw something unbelievable what what after last night well I thought you’d had enough of plain detectives you’re
Right I’m sorry I’m encourageable enter sir morning Williamson sleep well like a stone K you can hold your ale big night for the lads it certainly was I’ve been reviewing your notes on these cold cases uh they’re excellent have you had a chance to think about my offer I’ve
Thought of little else initially I thought you were a bit of a creep but last night was different Work Hard Play Hard that’s the way I roll when I had a few you cried for hours yeah that also happens when I’ve had a a few you are
So vulnerable I’m not pretending the job doesn’t take its toll graffiti shopping trolley vandalism don’t get me started on the new pension scheme it’s supposed to be final salary but we’re having to make ABCs I guess I’m not the kind of cop who can go home at 5:00 and shrug it off I
Can see that now I’m in this for the long term Williamson it’s such a big decision don’t take too long there are others I don’t doubt you I hope I’m not interrupting Kirsty has gone missing what happened I can’t find her anywhere her room empty bed hasn’t been
Slept in uh she was pretty steamed last night if anyone can sniff her out I’m sure Robert will he’s been slaving over her since we arrived Robert he went to her room is this true what can I say I guess we clicked for all the world I
Thought that Robert had eyes only for Jane but I left her in her room I swear I’ve got Callum searching the grounds but there’s nothing so far I’ll need to call the police in gerlock come to the estate office when the land lines are down the satellite connection is the only thing that
Works oh oh no poor gy looks like we can call the search off strangled with their headphone cables never saw it coming she she must have been calling for help but the equipment has been smashed to Pieces we’ve got more satellite phones in The Gun Room not anymore they’re all in the
Same state as that one cury I’m afraid we have to face facts there’s a killer at Castle tanic and I very much feared I haven’t finished Yet Sir Alex what are you doing I’m walking out of here walking I’ve Got 5 hours before dark I can make doriden before nightfall warn the police but alone I’m going to the Land Rover will take us as far as the road closure for the last
Four miles are on foot we could have the Distance by going over the Drover’s braak well it meets the road anyway yes but not till you pass the road closure but in this weather you’d have to be an athlete or nuts well if you’re ass sure Callum you’re the Pathfinder Sir Alex is
This wise Callum you can’t be party to this Insanity it was his idea Callum knows the way better than anyone if someone’s puffing us off one by one I know where I’d rather be what if this lunatic is out there waiting for you you haven’t seen this inspector High
Velocity stop a beer at 100 pieces hi hi Uncle what’s going on your uncle is walking out of here with Gallum it’s Madness perhaps you can talk to your uncle well if he gets lost or confused out there no danger of that I’m in complete control plus you haven’t seen
This yet inspector High Velocity stop a beer at 100 pieces do you need your Rescue Remedy sir I’m fine great sign me up Jane not you two I’ve got no reason to hang around here then I’m coming as well you’re going to hurry up with that rescue ROM Williamson
Anyone else who coming you have 1 hour carry the minimum come on come on come on oh Mom what is it come on this we’re going Hunting all right end of the line it’s on foot from here what we is walking country far no gun and now I is walking oh come on this when we stop you can build a snowman I a child can I really dress warm keep warm and when we’re up there stay
Quiet why do we have to stay so quiet the snow drives the deer down off the hill you see the estate is still shorten its stag quarter is this really the time for hunting deer While I’m Alive this land will be managed properly Sir Alex can I have a moment I all yours
Inspector I’ve got problems sir two bodies on my hands killer on loose an excellent summon don’t want to spread panic we both agree on that can I help you inspector it’s about the weapons oh no fear there I locked all the guns away and hid the ammunition all except this
One and zukov of course these people have been through a lot sir I don’t get your drift inspector would it be more reassuring if I carried the gun but we might spot a stag I want to assure you inspector if we do get one you’ll be the
First to be blooded blooded you get to cut open the guts all newbies get a feast full lucky us you’re right I’m fine the gun sir thank you but uh out of the question if you’re worried about zukov he’s miles away there’s something else isn’t there what aren’t you telling me
Luke t h I seen this country far Red Deer Tracks largest land mammal on the British Isles I think these marks was made by their feet looks like the her are heading sou we can get above them and cut them off there’s more tracks over here po
Po I’m glad they get a break what do you do in the winter you don’t want to know you take a holiday and all the bambies enjoy Christmas as a family h very close we hunt the females why did I know that was coming humans have wiped out Bears
Wiped out wolves the deer have no natural Predators left I can’t say I approve it’s not a perfect world what would a perfect world look like right now a bit like this without The Strife it is beautiful feels like been chucked out of Eden you could stay on work for Zuko
He’s bringing change Redevelopment digging up land hotels golf courses not my type of thing where will you go I don’t know Canada Big Country you can get lost out there with the oneway system you can get lost in slow much call for deer stalkers and SL I found a
Fox going through my bins might be an angle I’ll be it in mine it’s been great for this it’s been great for me too ma’am can we get a dog what have you started come on Robert keep up short strides uphill do you really need all these bags if only everyone was adapting
So well sh did you hear that I didn’t hear a thing could be a stag is it really that important it is to Sir Alex I’ll take him around to check it out you tell the others to wait hereo they said to take a rest I could use one lot of
Luggage James punishing me I suppose so you and Kirsty had a one night stand is it so hard to believe and you two never met before these things happen I suppose odd then when you met well welcome home Mr Kendrick well I’d better be getting on
See Robert you know where to find me what about it she knew your name do you think Sir Alex is round a Twist I suppose when you’ve worked all your life to keep things as they are change can be hard to take funny I had an uncle who
Felt the same way Robert is there something you want to tell me okay fog’s coming down stay where you are until it Lifts how about some nice hot migoni soup Jan or sandwiches I got ham and cheese watching my figure you must feel terrible about Kirsty don’t see why well the last thing you said to her was you’d throttle her I shouldn’t have said that why did you say
It she was all naturally pretty and I’m all beefy thighs and Meaty calves she was a perfume counter and I’m a butcher shop window in Punjab they have models twice your size honestly in Lana you’d be a pin up on a tractor calendar I’d rather drive the tractor than model
It Robert has feelings for you I’m sure of it hardly I’m considered something of a Matchmaker back in slow and my auntie senses are a dingling what would he want with me Kirsty was beautiful I’m plain no you’re not I am no amount of makeup can cover it and believe me she’s used
Any amount I’m a heer lump with expensive things she was a pretty girl with nothing that’s why she stole everything from igner to men is that why you were so spiteful my room needs making up and she was in such a hurry to get away and I would know whatever you
Think my room definitely needed making up how strange you’re sure positive funny how things have changed no house no estate no servants things you think are going to be there forever gone things you think are going to be there forever oh Mrs sidu you’ve been such a
Fool where are you going zukov don’t you see zukov is changing everything things that haven’t changed for centuries inspector I’ve been incredibly stupid not the time Mrs no I I understand the significance of the pills oh marvelous If zukov lost all his luggage how did he
Replace his pills do I get three guesses Kirsty stole them from Big Wily’s room four bills missing just enough for the long weekend Kirsty was going up to the old cottage for a riing we all know that cliche story no rolling a ding off so he
Wasn’t having a fling with her not she was Bing he took the half empty packet up there to confront her what drag all the way out to the cottage privacy because of what gy saw when she stole the pills from his room the development plans ah Big Willie was swearing gy to
Silence problem was she’d already told someone you know the missing piece in the jigsaw go on Jane’s room really did need making up you see oh my God I that’s a two star review on trip advisor anyone would kill to keep that quiet Kirsty was deliberately delayed by
Someone who unmade the bed why I mean when we found Willie Kendrick he was Stone Cold he was killed much earlier in the day I admit I don’t understand that part yet but what if someone killed Big Willie to keep things as they are who would do that someone who takes their
Responsibilities to the estate as a god-given duty we must go back to Castle danic before it’s too late I talked to SAR Alex it seems he and zukov aren’t the only ones who are armed someone stole a pistol from The Gun Room Alexi zukov is in great Danger oh oh sounds
Like Sir Alex is taking po shots good as long as he keeps missing I avoid a face full of deer tripe I feel for you inspector I really do stop stop what’s going on down there I suppose we better go and find out yes face The Awful Truth
Exactly what’s happening spotted a stag in the trees my last kill on my own land oh my God inspector get down here what happened Sir Alex Sir Alex shot him the M bastard who who’s been shot sukov he’s dead it was a hunting accident you all saw
It and there he was inspector Andre zukov lying in a pool of his own blood blood blood you can hear me good Good Mrs Sid’s deadly Highland game was created and written by Suk panu and directed by Marilyn imray it starred Mira s Justin Edwards Hamza G Tua Hillary mlan aor a chuku Gordon Kennedy and John sessions it was produced by Gordon Kennedy and is an absolute Ely production for the BBC that’s it just keep coming towards me inspector stay with me inspector stay with me how are you inspector ctor H yesterday you sounded like an asmatic crocodile but today you sound like a vacuum cleaner with a peanut stuck in it that’s a huge Improvement they’re gone they they’re gone all right
All right I’ll get there now where were we ah yes now after Big Willie Kendrick was strangled on his Highlander day it looked like we had a murderer amongst us but at least we were forewarned and on our guard you could use a dram by the look of your hears are doubl I’ll
Throttle you strangled with a headphone cables so I must admit I didn’t see the second Murder coming anyway we decided to walk out of castle danak at Den mile hike across the snow but at least we were well away from the very suspicious Mr zukov plus we had
Sir Alex with his rifle to protect us Sir Alex he shot zukov dead the myad bastard so I must admit I didn’t see the third Murder coming either but at least we were only a few miles away from safety and I was pretty sure gun well
The gun oh all right yes we should really have paid more attention to the gun you happy Mrs Sid’s deadly Highland game by Suk panu episode four a kick in the grow There was zuk’s body sprawled out where the Drover’s BR met the road like a giant X marking the spot zov’s dead this doesn’t look good sanx you saw it Callum hunting accident I thought I did Callum well it’s rare but these things do happen Russian property developer shot
Dead in land Feud there’d be a diplomatic incident over this what’s he even doing out in the Drover’s Bree have you asked yourselves that give me a hand Williamson so have a look in his pockets he’s got a map with the route marked out and the sale Deeds for the
Estate looks like he was making a run for it must have been scared for his life yeah he certainly brought his rifle along allow me hey watch where you point that thing laddy yeah I should take charge of that not until I know what’s happened Sir Alex killed zukov Uncle
Alex that was um he was uh it have been a disaster for the estate a disaster yeah they’ve really dodged a bullet there come on Sir Alex what’s another death to you why did you really come to Castle danic Robert yes why did you come Kirsty I see yes yes you you
Loved her but she was never your lover a friend no no no no no the bonds were thicker than water bonds of blood she was my cousin she came to live with us for a while her mom died when she was very young see when she was old enough
She moved back to forer and her father 2005 the 100th Kendrick brother’s car par went up can you remember where I think I can guess kirsty’s Hometown ferk Bingo of course they had to buy the land first we’re always off at a fair price but what sort of an offer was it an
Offer your uncle couldn’t refuse it was Willie it was always Willie that’s what kirsty’s Dad found out didn’t want to sell you see at any price lived there all his life wanted to die there ironic you being turned off your place wish Uncle Frank was still here to see it
Well what are you going to do about it you’ve got that gun Kirsty wanted Revenge she was stealing stuff to get even but it wasn’t enough enough is that why you came here Robert for Revenge I came here to see what sort of people would do that to a man dying of cancer
Now you’re seen it you’re going to do it or not boy now now son Put the gun down we don’t want any more blood no we don’t I’m not a killer it’s not in me not like them there well you had your chance get the gun Williamson sir I’ll ask you to stay
Step back Constable Sir Alex a one last gun to worry about the sale Deeds inspector these belong to zuka I’d say he’s left the property business wouldn’t you thank you now all of you in a group I want you together do it now uncle this isn’t you
Jane come here what do you want take the Deeds Sir Alex this would go better if you gave up the gun oh shut up burn them what burn the sail Deets that’s evidence not anymore light them Jane it’s for your own good oh there we are nice little fire to warm us
Up oh this is all my fault I brought us up here it’s not your fault Sir Alex has lost his mind you think he has no alibi for Willie’s de no and yet he seems so vague on the details well I couldn’t stand to lose the estate I I guess true
Well it doesn’t really explain why he killed Willie he did a know about the saale until the next day or Kirsty I’m flam I really am hey hey calm yourself we’ve got one paranoid nuut too many as it is I’m sorry I get a bit obsessed sometimes
Worst thing about me I’m the best I’m incredible with an egg whisk I can cook too oh that could be handy I was thinking of doing a middle-aged hipster thing take my Nest Egg buy a coffee roer start an artisanal Bakery take it from there oh s’s huge this year you see I
Knew you’d have ideas we could do it together oh if when we get out of this I want you to think about Canada I’ll think about it promise promise cold air is playing Havoc with my care look at my neck I’m a bon thanks inspector what we need to
Understand what’s going on here inspector you need to question sir Alex what we need is a plan just keep your voices down oh you’ve got something when we crested the ridge I got through to the police in gearlock they coming not bad signal but I gave opposition they’re
Scrambling a helicopter in the meantime what about Sir Alex where is he now he took Rober they went into the trees this isn’t just a rescue this is a hostage situation we’ve got to get that gun off him we have to question him we do nothing to upset him we delay him until
The helicopter arrives they’ve got so Sharpshooters the lot that’s fine for you to see he’s off his nut we’re no closer to knowing what happened to Willie Kendrick or Kirsty for that matter listen to me no rash moves this is a game of chess between me and him oh Alex Robert
No I think you’ve just been castled Inspector Sir Alex what’s happened Robert you’re bleeding it’s not my blood I I don’t understand you’re first stag ly he made me cut the insides out gring it’s called gring with we do it to keep the meat from going off he smeared the inside all over me face oh I’m forgetting my maners
Inspector here’s some for you oh I’m fine actually you sure there’s plenty to go around average deer has 30 fet of intestines oh I think I’m going to pass out he means he’ll pass on that sir Alex okay Mark the Spot Callum uh yes sir Alex we’ll come back with dragging ropes
Later the snow will keep the carcass cold we eat what we shoot you see fre range the snow the snow inspector Willie wasn’t killed at the cottage can we chat later when the lunatic isn’t waving his gun and the animal entrails around Robert are you all right your
Uncles’s a that case Robert as my intern I order you to shut up how else can I kiss you oh right fun times over all of you get in front of me walk on right stop here we’ll take a break have something to eat Mrs Sido that’s
Your department I could Brew up some more soup and some hot coffee and to use the excuse to talk to the inspector get to it I’ll be watching you inspector Constable would would you help with the gas stove I was never much good with camping equipment yes I’m pretty good
With that kind of thing the timeline of Wily’s murder inspector it’s all wrong we’ve got more pressing problems the helicopter should have been here by now the light’s beginning to fade we’ve come off the path they’ve got a large of area to search are you’re doing that all
Wrong here let me do it no no the stove is just a distraction you don’t have to tell an old lag had my share of prison yard conversations don’t you see inspector Willie Kendrick wasn’t killed in the cottage he was killed outside in the snow so time of death was wrong it
Was much later my guess is 6:00 the exact time Kirsty was supposed to meet him maybe Alex isn’t the Killer and yet there he is pointing a gun at us and not denying any of it we’ve got a bigger problem you can’t negotiate with a Madman inspector what choice have I got
Get the gun off him by force that won’t be easy what are you lot talking about are they just helping me with the soup a hurry up Hunter needs his lunch you know keep it down perhaps if I could talk to Sir Alex unacceptable maybe she’s got a
Point she’s the one person who can get close to him when she gives him the food what are you suggesting well she distracts him I get behind him and go for the gun I can’t put two civilians in the firing line you got a better idea no
But I’ve got a responsibility Callum you stay put Mrs sidu go out there and keep him talking Williamson you and I will circle around behind him yes sir inspector whatever you do please stay alive that’s the plan when the soup is warm we Go days how are you coping if you let me had a gun I could have popped the Badman yeah if no one had a gun no one would get popped mom they already proved it in America watch the news wh need guns to protect us from people with guns and
Aliens I’ve really got to get him off the internet did gallon talk to you about ganada yeah what do you think if you’d have asked me that 3 days ago I’d have said no way I ain’t moving like uh 100 miles away from slow geography was never his strong point and now doesn’t
Matter what I think Mom it’s what you think if anything should happen to me there’s stick close to the inspector just remember we is from slow mom they already think we live in the armpit of the world they can’t hurt us no more than that whatever you hear in the next
Few minutes promise me you’ll stay right here until you has come for me until you has come for me you has always come for me mom and I always will Mom I talking to you again hadn’t Noticed This is a tricky situation hey Williamson I signed up for Action sir just want you to know there’s no one I’d rather have as a partner me neither soup’s ready Sir Alex I’ve brought you something to eat a picture was starting to form in my mind I had the pieces of
The jigsaw but now I was rushing to fill in the sky and fit in in the corner bits before we were out of time just pop it down over there couple of steps backwards oh hungry my son gets that way you know hangry I think they call it the
Only way to find out was to ask the question he just gets in such a bad mood and I’m always telling him eat a proper breakfast good good just keep him talking but half the time he forgets or I forget memories is a funny thing here
Goes I mean like the fact you can’t remember where you were on Friday afternoon what’s that got to do with anything can you remember where you were I rather think I was killing my brother your brother was killed just after 6:00 p.m. H ridiculous where are you going
With this Mrs sidu I know it for a fact I didn’t know it for a fact I was guessing putting together half thoughts on the the fly why was he stone cold when they found him why was he stone cold I said talk about anything but the murder I think you’d better explain
Yourself and fast oh he he was killed outside the snow cooled the body like the Stag you killed and if he was outside that suggest he was hunting go on and and if he was hunting he would have been gring the kill the blood on his arms it’s of the attackers it was
Dear blood you see the ketchup was used to disguise the fact that he was hunting and the Rope he was strangled with it would have been a dragging rope that’s close enough inspector very impolite to sneak up on people so Alex you have to give this up just get your hands nice
And high it’s a brain tumor isn’t it shut up you didn’t kill Willie however much he deserved it just put the gun down and we can all talk about this I don’t know come on that’s it just keep coming towards me I’ve got him I’ve got my hand on the
Gun no he’s giving himself up get your hands off me inspector I understand now get down everyone get down get him on the ground inspector you have to listen there’s only one person who could have done this get off me inspector stay with me inspector stay with Me and that’s the story I’ve been trying to tell you inspector everything it all fits Alex didn’t kill his brother or curs you see the pills they are the key pills the pills zukov needed the pills for for the long weekend pills so what does he
Do huh he gets someone to steal them for him and of course that someone sees the plans plans yes the plans the question is who do the plans affect the most we thought it was Alex Alex Alex yes the man has become unhinged but that’s not the person we’re after
It’s Callum and that struggle with Alex Callum had his finger on the trigger you see he realized I was about to name him yes yes so so naturally he didn’t shoot you is the he do anything to protect him hand says you’ve got to plant a hunt so
Nothing is left to char he shot me I’m the one in the bed he shot me he shot me he shot me what she saying bye bills PL oh is she stable but it’s still Touch and Go has she uh said anything the same things over and over again what
Things pills pie plans just gibberish then well she’s mentioned your name a few times well I’m I’m here now good don’t go too far we’ll need you as a witness I’m there if I believe in old jailbird you served your time kill him Kum there she goes again I’m sorry
Gentlemen you’ll have to leave now she needs rest I have to go anyway inspector all all right uh yes yes yes she she settle back down you’ll open the window could I just have one moment with her inspector maybe I can get through all right if she says anything call
Me oh alone at last Callum it was you all along what’s that you’ve got in your hand a we note is this what you were trying to give the inspector huh oh that’s a we looking Callum dun it nice very Mis marle of course you figured out it was a
Blood pressure pills right Kirsty saw the development plans kiry told me about the plans when she nicked those pills and I’ll be blowed if they weren’t going to dig up my dog’s grave oh I couldn’t allow that could I who’s in Maggie’s grave you’re wondering who’s in Maggie’s grave but you know Really how is she sir stable barely my study on the cold cases sir found time to do your homework good I’m sure it’ll be impeccable what about the real case Sir Alex has confessed to everything oh though his memory lapses the time of death the pills the pie someone’s caught
A bit of Mrs sidu fever I see yeah sorry oh this came for you bit late for this Callum bead’s R sheet Williamson your Cold Case report what’s it about post office robbery in 2017 odd thing about it is the suspect sir what about him well he just disappeared someone like like that
Career criminal almost always re offends this one never reappeared not even on the Social Security files this name Kenny Connelly Kenny Connelly Kenny Connelly 10 out of 10 stupid Burke here I am changed my life and that idiot turns up with a bullet hole in his arm and a
Bunch of loot from a post office J telling me I’d go down with him if I didn’t look after him so I did as he asked I looked after him mag’s grave is Kenny’s grave too so you can imagine I can’t afford to have that dug up now but
Willie wouldn’t listen you see just like Kenny so well I killed him while he grx his stag the snow disguise the time of De zukov zukov he was a complication it was news to me that he was the developer but after willly and Cur him it was easy
To convince zukov he was next give him a map I told him which route to take through the pass up onto the Drover’s bra where our BS would cross I knew I could convince Alex he’s in a stag silly old fool me the fog help and then it
Wasn’t much of a leap to convince him he’ done at all perfect no more developers and a man ready to confess genius too kind I worked it out genius too kind had hoped you’d give it up but you’re just so bloody annoying and the truth about
Us I meant every word about Canada you me Tas it’s what makes this so hard no k no there’s no use begging prison but you know what that would do to me bad I’m arresting you on suspicion of murder and attempted murder you have the right to remain silent the gun we’ve got
The gun oh the other gun the stolen pistol goodbye it doesn’t have to be this way you know it does get him he’s going to shoot her no inspector he’s not going to shoot me uh no that goes in the charity pile what about this ah our first picture
Together boots for Bo on his lap that’s a keeper you’ve probably guessed we’ve got a touch of the Marie gondos after everything that happened in Scotland it was finally time to go through my husband’s things what about all these old Tellies he was so proud of those TVs they go to the
Tip oh Mom no don’t cry not now when should I cry next Thursday week cheer up let’s put the the radio on Tam’s Valley’s very own inspector Burton is back in the news in one remarkable weekend he soed three murders and coordinated a helicopter rescue mission
On a Scottish Mountain they have to give you a mention singlehanded so he’s in the local news who cares today he got his just awards at Buckingham Palace Buckingham Palace I’m fine really but at least Williamson might have got a I wonder if Burton managed to recruit him congratulations on the gong sir
Suits you couldn’t have done it without you so had time to think I’ve come to a decision good man I’m leaving the police force oh no it’s the new pension scheme isn’t it yeah and I know it’s not as good as the old one how else can I
Conduct a relationship with a senior officer but with additional voluntary contributions you can bump it up what I suppose what I’m saying is yes I will go out with you what oh I shouldn’t worry the inspector always gets his man anyway I don’t need medals not now that I’m finally
Detecting signs of empathy in the would you like to get that the no I’m all right he just needs prompting sometimes because it’s quite a long way well d That’s why I don’t want to go yeah I’d have to hobble all the way around by the
Kitchen on my bad leg oh Mom what is I thinking you see can you make me a sandwich on your way back yes of course should have thought of that myself it’s not like I’m the one with the bullet wound in a th it’s healing since you asked I was lucky the doctor
Say the bullet missed the artery and the born I’m coming oh oh oh if this is another delivery for next door I’m telling them to stick it in their safe place surprise oh my goodness oh how lovely to see you how are you my this is so nice oh I won’t let
Anything spoil this moment oh my God this place is a mess we brought a message from a friend Mrs situ oh I’m sorry I can’t visit you in person but you’ll be familiar with the setup tubes and machines and I’m on my last legs as they say got
An appointment with beg will in the fiery place down below I should think by now he’ll be running the [Laughter] place anyway the inspector’s got to medal my niece has found love I’m dying in my own bed how about you Mrs sidu me oh I I I don’t need anything I thought
What about an enormous sum of money ooh but no it’s in our struggle to survive we find out who we really are so instead a little gift of recognition oh open the box open the box hey Slow Down slow down it’s a baseball cap with two peaks how’d you wear it
Backwards I’ve just blew my own mind a dear stalker it’s perfect and Nod to your time up here and maybe a not to another Super slof oh I am I don’t know what to say to the greatest hunter I ever knew to Mrs sidu Mrs Sid’s deadly Highland game was created and written by Suk panu and directed by Marilyn imray it starred Mira sa Justin Edwards Hamza G Tua Hillary mlan aoria chukwu Gordon Kennedy and John sessions it was produced by Gordon Kennedy and is an absolutely production for the BBC