10years running and my first 10k in Alcester.
I drink cider, I join the Noticeboard, and I meet some great people.
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Originally known by the name Alana oler is a thriving rural Market town with history dating back to Roman Times well good morning good morning to all in the Mary Army this morning it is Sunday the 8th of October and I am in olster for my very first 10K just pulled the mmobile up there was a horse next to me I assume another Runner is a very

Rural person but here we are now I’m fascinated to find out a little bit about oler but I haven’t been able to find out too much mom’s number one fan Malcolm Whitman however did a bit of research and apparently oler is a Roman town doesn’t look very Roman to me I

Can’t think to be honest what any Romans would really be doing here now I could not certainly imagine a Roman over in Florence having a wander down the street bumping into a mate you seen quintis seen quintus about recently is he still knock about with uh Romulus quintis nah haven’t seen him in

Years mate over in oler what oler where’s oler I don’t know he’s over in oler now you won’t see him again he’s got his kids into the grammar school big on the PTA well I’m going for an explore and I’ve got to say to be fair this all

Seems very very nice now as I’ve said to you before it’s my first 10K today I was running been running for about 10 years now now there’s a bit of a story behind this actually in around about I think it was maybe early 2014 a good friend of mine my old

Housemate John kellerer came around to my I noticed that he shifted a bit of Timber I didn’t like it I asked him how he’d done it and it was running so one night he offered for me to come out and go running it was the secret now I’ve

Done a little bit of running in my early days done a bit at school lowlevel stuff from bullies mostly all right but I quite fancied it from that point forward I was hooked absolutely hooked now John himself our training went to different ways right John got injured fairly early

On and only did minimal training and we both put ourselves in for the Stratford half marathon I trained like a demon now on race day I don’t know if anyone’s ever seen the film touching the void where you’ve got two Mountaineers best friends who go up a mountain and one

Falls off the cliff Edge and the other one’s holding the rope and the one at the top doesn’t know whether the other one’s still dangling on the rope and he waits for hours and in the end he thinks look I’m going to die up here so he just

Cuts the Rope and that’s the guy actually as it happens fall head first into a crass it was a little bit like that on the strap for Day of the half marathon because we got about a mile into it and John’s legs went right he’d

Hurt his knee I think it was and his legs went I said you all right mate he said no no I can’t carry on he says you go you go I said you sure he went and I’m gone I finished in around about 1 hour 30 something minutes John finishing well

Over 2 hours he was beaten by a man who was carrying a washing machine on his back his wife was very frightened for him actually and I turned up at the Finish quite shamefaced you said didn’t you wait for him I said um no you must please remember MERS right I

Set myself a Target to get to 1,000 subscribers by the end of this year I’m on nearly nearly Too Short this morning 900 subers if I don’t get to 1,000 by the end of the year then I am packing it in there is simply no point in this I have watched

Fellow YouTubers I saw a guy the other day to be fair to him he wasn’t very good he reviewed a sock he got 3,000 views in about 4 hours right sometimes it takes me a week to get to 1,000 get me to 1,000 subs or Mom will

Cease look at this the high bayith has decreed that there is to be a road closure actually now I am all over the shop I don’t know where I am I think I should go down here to the Baptist Church it’s a Baptist Church Lynn no

Won’t be going in there there are people waiting they’re waiting for me to give them my bank details that’s in my head that’s not probably the reality of the situation it’s horrible living like this you know now you and I all know MERS that when I

Go to somewhere to run I like to really get into the community and find out everything I can about the place in which I’m running so the only place to go is the local community Facebook group olster real news which I found my way onto this week I tried to find out a

Little bit more about the people and the town in which I would be running and you know what this was the first post that greeted me the post about the missing man with dementia is a scam good God what sort of place is oler what sort of

People are these well you could take it one of two ways either you’ve got somebody who thought it would be a good crack to pretend that they got a relative who’s got Dimension have gone missing and has had the whole town out looking for them good prank or worse

You’ve got a person who’s pretending to get dementia who is wandering around looking lost so look I couldn’t resist posting myself I’ve announced myself in oler big time they know I’m going to be here so I sent this beauty and got a response like you wouldn’t believe it like this guy should

Remain anonymous has basically said I live on Mt Lane if it helps you might regret those words to honest the hallway is going to look like malt Lane by the time I’ve been through it pal all the local dignataries are out very odd all dressed in weird Gars very

Odd to the r there’s the medalin on the table good morning didn’t say anything standard oh lovely there’s an automatic optician there his name is Michael Beaver nothing funny about that everyone on back start Jing the spot this is your warm up and you’re ready for the Race that’s it near trips over for the timer start now we’re leing it have no idea what I’m doing no idea what I’m doing I’m just running as fast as I can for as long as I can no tactics have a great actually going really fast it’s a new experience I’m actually tanking

This let got to GoPro I’m nearly just past 4K here’s me m stay alone hey mate you’re right what’s your name off middle AG running man is what you after YouTube like and sub nice to meet you and you so about just over 4K in and uh it’s hard because

Half marathons I’m used to getting away at the front then everyone slows down here no one’s slowing down because we’re nearly halfway through so I’m buting it cuz I feel like I’ve got to but probably not the best way to go about it anyway not very nice feel a bit better than last

Week right halfway My legs are telling me you’ve got this very wrong I’m saying that trust me there’s only a bit left apparently up here you go left for water and right for cider Hogan cider think I’m going to go right there’s the cider where’s the cider give me a ring there he

Is can running by you [Applause] both how was that 37 I believe that’s Gooding thank You oh that one thank you yeah welome what’s your name mate in the dinosa Henry what you raising money for Henry uh fibrosis Char oh how wonderful well good luck to you have you run or you running oh I’m running in children oh wonderful well good luck good luck

Henry well done sorry middleaged running man you’ll be on it this week all right see you later bye Bri I want to wait for my sister cuz I saw her at the start and she didn’t really want to know to be honest cuz she was with her friends you

Know showing off as usual that’s a joke she’s lovely she doesn’t do that and I will I’ve just I’m a man of the T I’ve Just Seen A Lovely guy dressed as a dinosaur his name is Henry and he’s raising money for Cy BR what a man I

Think she’s here I think she’s here come on back back On so there we go my sister finishing triumphantly across the finish line and as well as my sister I have met some cracking people in AER today I met Debbie at the start who was great she’s one of the korth runners and I met her

At the uh at the korth half marathon she was very kind and fored a photograph so well done de by you did really really well I met the wonderful Sue who was a great friend of mom’s number one fan Malcolm waitman good friend from the Jo

Wiele Club great to see her and uh yeah a number of people Mr wedgbury amongst them so uh fabulous really enjoyed that well what a lovely day and as I head towards my Chariot to take me along the Roman roads and back to my place my uh

Marble Hall home uh what better race was that than AER what race gives you a Cider on the way around what race gives you a can of isotonic non-alcoholic beer who knows now alcohol is going to be very much the theme next week when I see

You on mom because it is my annual trip to Oxford I can’t wait I’ll see you next Sunday from oler in the Roman settlement infam me infam me they all got it in for me see you next week something new has just happened to me today I’ve just gone down a side street

Just to have a quick way and um fell over in some plums like literally fell over in some plums I think they were plums anyway it’s been years since I tripped over M plums that wasn’t by the way I did really fall into some plums I didn’t

Just say that just so I could tell that joke

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17 Comments

  1. Flying round! I was about 15 minutes behind you and slowed up for my cider too! Got to get you to that 1000 subs – best running vlogger on YouTube! 4/10 for your Roman history though!

  2. brilliant vlog , very entertaining as usual – i hope you get the 1000 subscribers – it will be a sad day if you stop vlogging 😐 good luck at Oxford .

  3. This is as factually correct as a Sunday Sport expose’. To set the record straight…. I was injured 6 WEEKS prior to to event…. I finished in 2 hours 7 minutes and NOT “well over 2 hours”, and it wasn’t a ‘bloke carrying a washing machine” that overtook me at all. I think you will find it was a tumble dryer.
    You’ll be hearing from my Lawyer.

  4. Intriguing, to have been running for 10 years & natural curiosity never having led you to tackle a 10k. In addition, for such a great time, you finish like you have been walking off a good lunch. A bit of the "sturm und drang" I indulge in when finishing, may add drama. Something iconic to mark a fine achievement:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k94zDsJ-JMU

  5. The sheer beauty of giving an ultimatum to the viewership to hit 1000 subscribers is beyond admirable. Commenting for algorithms to digest to reportate, which is their want in attempt to decrease the chance of you chucking in the towel.

  6. Don't worry about the subscribers count and views and all that malarkey. You are extremely entertaining to watch. I don't even like road running, but I watch your videos open mouthed till the very end. Your sense of humour is gold! And the running is not too shabby either, it's pretty good.

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