Project Daisy pt.1: the collection

Ah all has become apparent now Mustard 👍👍

If I find myself having to follow someone who doesn’t consider that someone is following them and speeds along, flies through changing traffic lights, this sort of thing I purposely let them go and I bumble along at my own pace so they have to pull over and wait for me. I’ve no time for this nonsense and my experience is that someone playing such games gets most annoyed at having to wait for someone who isn’t playing the game. The paperwork for my car is all in date order and every time some new paperwork arrives I check to make sure the paperwork I checked last time hasn’t moved despite not being touched since that last check. Some new paperwork will arrive this week as the strap thing on my fuel cap has broken leaving the cap at risk of being left behind following the completion of the refuelling process. I can’t have this weighing on my mind so I’ve ordered a new one. This will make my car history quite intriguing as when I got it the strap thing was broken so this is my second replacement fuel cap. What will the next owner of my car be thinking as they examine my meticulously curated history file? Will they think I’m careless and/or heavy handed? The answer of course is that fuel filler caps from eBay are prone to strap breakage. Mrs Miller is away and instead of getting me a lovely supermarket delivery like she usually does she has insisted I eat stuff from the freezer. I don’t know why but I don’t find this prospect very exciting despite having a lovely spaghetti bolognese from the stockpile this evening. I’m going to have chippy tea tomorrow, but I’m going to tell her I had one of the healthy vegetarian pot meals she made a while back. I can share this information freely here because she won’t see it as she thinks these videos are silly. I think i’ll have a battered sausage, chips and curry sauce and maybe a cheeky pineapple fritter for pudding.

I had to mute it i couldn't listen to his drivel much longer dont know how you do

I loved the picking up of the new car. 😂 thought it was funny when you where talking about fred the Shed 😂😂

I kind of like the idea of the Hyundai as a company vehicle. 2 tall men pulling up in a red Tesco trolley to purchase the remnants of Rovers yester year seems amusing. Plus the on board footage of you both pushing each other's legs out the way as they cross streams 😅. I tailgate here at dusk and night so the car in front hits the inevitable roo using headlights to illuminate their path from field to field . Only hit one so far. They're a big beast. I'd prefer to run over a hedgehog..or nothing really.

Boaty works in a restaurant? I thought he was a Vicar? 🤣🤣

How could anyone want a bloody Hyundai as a CAR let alone a company car Paul?