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“Merry Christmas to everyone, except the following people…”
Colin from Portsmouth wishes peace on earth to select mankind.
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And a Merry Christmas to you Collin!
His 'list' is modest compared to mine…. not a word about dog owners, people who park in two spaces because they are more important than us, common politeness, littering, people who leave their car headlights lights off in fog, dog owners, cyclists who want to be treated a vehicles until a red light and then dismount and walk through it, dog owners and most importantly those people who have dogs and only pick their dog's shit up when they think they are being watched.
No mention of the SNP, we`ll have to up our game.
He will always be King Prince Charles to me now!! Goodwill to anyone that has the same view as me and noone else!!
Santa is from Türkiye & is banned from working in UK so won't be available for delivering presents.
Boris is going to deliver them instead! 🤣
Crikey,I thought it was GB News for a min.
I loved "King Prince Charles".
Colin is losing it … he forgot to mention us Dutchies.
Giraffes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Colin and love to the family.
And a prosperous new year to everyone.
Finally someone speaking out about the giraffes
Colin needs new Colon.😂😂😂
Absolutely love it, made me cackle!
Were the Saints on the list?
Brilliant, that's tellin' em !!. Fockers.
Merry xmas colin the mad lad… never change.
Colin wish me a happy Christmas, which is a shame as I don't actually celebrate christmas.
C'est la vie. Oh shit, what does Colin think about people writing in French!
Bugger.
No this is funny😂😂
I am not sure Colin is aware that next year Ant and Dec are hosting "Get Me Out of Here" from Pompy Jail. Will he be free by then, or will he refuse bail, after all he did jail himself?
Happy Xmas to you Anthony
Happy Xmas to the family.
Free the Pompy Mandela
Free Colin from Portsmouth
Love to the Family.
And what are Giraffes plotting up there? I bet it is how to bring VAR into more sports which Garry Bloody Lineker is co-hosting with Jeremy Vine on his push bike.
These just get better and better. I laughed out loud.
Upvote 666! I win.
I think this list would make a great new alternative to the characters in "Guess Who"
We keep a bowl in our sink, does that make us lefty? I hope so, little things in little minds! Merry Christmas, love to the family!
I was nearly through and then Colin caught me right at the death with the LED bulbs
Colin has become a national treasure
The linctus still isn’t working. Do we think it’s now exclusively made in the EU?!? 🤔
Thanks very much for the best Christmas gift ever… 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
In other words merry Christmas to the attractive maths lady on the panel shows that I’ve forgotten the name of
Anthony, a classic. Love to the family
Cats on leads. That is bad.
He forgot EV car drivers!!!😊
"Pubs that serve food on anything other than a plate" 100% agree 😂
Colin will soon be employed on GB news although he may be too liberal for their tastes
COCKERPOOS!
I have to say (going back a few videos) – that remark about not being able to say the word "carol" without thinking about Carol Vorderman was absolutely hilarious. 🤣
"King Prince Charles.." that one made me spill my morning coffee…haha
😂😂😂😂 croissants 😂 brilliant
I love a croissant for Christmas breakfast.
That was poetry.
Bloody shifty giraffes. You can't look them in the eye. Unless tbey're very far away. Fortunately, most of them are. In Antarctica. Just as well, they would be stealing our jobs.
Aw, I was doing so well until the air fryer.
This sh1 t is sick