I Filmed Aliens at the Tucson Gem Show

when i was looking back at the footage for the first time, i noticed something weird flying through the air not in a straight line… 🤔 then we started getting signs that we weren’t alone at the show. i decided to go public. i’ve since paid the price. but don’t worry about me.

00:00 Totally Real Alien Abduction
00:36 The Tucson Gem and Mineral Show
01:01 Rockhounding the Airbnb
01:36 Pebble Pickin’
01:50 Mark’s Mission: Amethyst
02:15 Looking at Amethyst
02:36 What Makes Amethyst High Quality?
03:01 Radiation
03:19 How Calcite Gets into the Mix
04:09 Unique Calcite Column
05:09 Ben and Brian Buy Something
05:24 Ben Takes Over Camera
05:54 UAP/UFO/MOON SIGHTING
06:06 Amethyst Butterflies
06:30 Alien or Moon?
06:53 Footage Analysis – Authenticity Verified
07:15 Amethyst Stalactite
07:43 Origin of My Necklace
07:54 Weirdos Wear Necklaces
08:22 Why Am I Drippy Now?
08:36 The Next Video Gets Wild
09:03 Motel Room Rock Shops
09:16 The Triple Motel Deal
09:32 Pool Rock Shop
09:50 Millions of Dollars of Gems
10:05 Secret Motel Room
10:16 Mark Wrangling a Herd of Sloths
10:56 Darth Mark the Unwise
11:18 Petrified Wood Galore
11:51 What is Petrified Wood?
12:15 Terrell is Done with Rock Lectures
12:28 Mark Starts Rock Lecture
13:21 Terrell Survived
13:33 The Ridiculously Expensive Mystery Rock
14:29 Mark Trolling Shop Owners
14:48 Mystery Rock Revealed?
15:03 I Googled Them… They’re Gogottes
15:43 Crazy Fossil Room
16:08 Rosie the Wooly Mammoth
16:28 rizzin’ up rosie
16:49 Free Museum
17:01 Woolly Rhinoceros
17:17 Cave Bear with Short Little Legs
17:44 Two Fish or One?
17:52 Alien Evidence
18:09 Their True Motive
18:19 Alien Statues Explanation
18:30 Mark Saw the UFO
18:48 Don’t Get Between Aliens and Their Pot
19:04 The Alien’s Request
19:57 Crystal Table Game Show
20:15 Terrell Daydreams About Table
20:40 Tony Sells House
20:54 Living Room Visualization Screens
21:19 Megalodon Almost Attacks Mark
21:35 Lyrics to Jaws are “Donut”
21:59 The Power of the Spiral
22:21 Tony Succumbs to the Spiral
23:05 Terrell is Lost
23:21 We Sacrifice Terrell to the Spiral
23:49 Ben’s Cephalopod Revenge
24:04 Amethyst with Calcite Spear
24:31 Origin of Mark’s Name
24:48 Calcite Explanation Sped Up
25:13 Mark Wants to Film a Commercial
25:24 Duct Tape Party
25:37 Mark’s Tactic?
26:14 The Final Piece
26:28 “Jaws” the Amethyst Shark
26:36 Mark Attempts Negotiation, Buys Anyways
26:57 Our Dad Responds to “Jaws” Purchase
27:08 Mystery Rock We Found is Actually Poop
27:36 The Probing Room