Ariana Grande’s hit single “Side To Side” featuring Nicki Minaj gets crushed by Celebrity cycle instructor KTX. Bringing energy to Rocket Cycle in Toronto for a charged up hip hop spin class with KTX!! Thanks, Rocket Cycle & LaToya Forever for the support! This spin class will guide you through an incredible calorie burning workout with jumps, climbs, and fierce sprints.

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  1. How. Did. I. Get. Here? Let's review the facts: My bedtime was 8:45 pm. I woke up to pee. I went to the bathroom and peed. Next, I checked my phone to see the time. (THEREIN lain the precipitating factor.) This is where it gets weird: I actually clicked on a pop-up for a free Peloton water bottle. I'll say it again: I clicked on an ad for a free water bottle from Peloton. Now, you should know that it is in fact a glass water bottle. Yes, I'm glad they you see how that changes the context completely. Because it does. Anyways, back to the facts…30 minutes later and I have purchased a Peloton bike rental agreement, and the required clip-in shoes. At this point, it is now 3:17 am… so naturally they were the upgraded shoes. Now to put even more context on how I got here: I have never in my life been on a Peloton nor do I have the kind of money that should put me on one. But! It was 3 am and I feel fat this week. And I broke up with a dude today…err… yesterday…err…what do I even call this time of day? I am a 39 year old granny, I haven't seen 3 am since I had my last child. Uwwwwwooohooooo that sends shivers up the spine yes. I digress. So, got the bike, and I know I'm going to go ham sammich on it, no not eat a ham sandwich on it–I don't like ham so it would be more like just gnaw some beef jerky on it maybe–ham as in Hard As a Mofo (pretty sure that's what going ham stands for). Back to this video selection context now…I came over to YouTube AFTER buying the bike because I was thinking to myself "Hmmm, Elizabeth what can be done with this bike? Is it neat? Is it any fun?? Will the trade-off with not being able to afford any more of that sweet a** beef jerky be worth this alien object in the house?? Perhaps we can find some inspirational video footage…." Alas, I stumbled upon this video and I can just see it now: The kids are in bed at 8:30 on the rare Tuesday night that I happened to have had a second cup of coffee (before 2 pm of course, granny rules applied), and I am in need of an excess-energy outlet. Next, I call my friend is who is a stripper, because yes I am a good friend and I should give her a wake-up call before I settle in for bed so that she is on time for work. She needs a warm-up and I still need to burn this caffeine rush off 5 hours later, so she comes over so we can recreate the spin class in this video. Ahhh…yes. My dreams have yet again become a reality. Although she is not a large, glistening, chocolatey-brown man, she is in fact a small, glitter-lotioned vanilla-bean stripper friend twerking at my house on a Tuesday. I'll take it!! (Much like the Peloton bike I just purchased on a standard middle-of-the-night trip to the bathroom.) In short, this whimsical video has inspired me to get very weird with my new Peloton, which I hope has a little stash compartment for dollar bills. Regrettably, I did not think ahead to check for that. I had no idea of the diverse possibilities of a home spin class…but a stripper friend coming over to twerk before her shift is right up my alley I think. I mean, I hope it is. I can't imagine why that would suck. Alright then…my shopper's high has receded and I can now go back to sleep. Peloton delivery is in 8 days so perhaps by then I will have recovered from this middle of the night internet binge featuring a 15 minute Peloton purchase and 60 minute sexual spin class video comment. I just hope I get as sweaty as the guy in this video, and that magically, twerking just happens for me one day. I am counting on this bike to make that next dream a reality! Ultimately, THAT is what this all about.

  2. I'd rather buy a real bike and go out and ride in the real world not a smelly ass box with a bunch of other sweaty ass smelling boxes inside it views probably ok but that shit looks weird and the people doing it even more strange

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