📖 Sophie, la quarantaine, s’apprête à partir en vacances avec ses trois enfants, Julie, Simon et Fanny, ainsi que leurs deux meilleurs amis dans une vaste maison qu’elle a louée en Provence.
Costumière réputée, elle a, pour une fois, accepté d’assurer cette garde d’été. Mais au moment même des adieux, Sophie est contactée par Bob, un grand metteur en scène américain, désireux de lui confier la création des costumes de son prochain spectacle…
👩 Avec Pierre ARDITI, Caroline SIHOL, Jean-François STÉVENIN, Isabelle GÉLINAS, Bob SWAIM & Eloïse CHARRETIER.
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“J’ai Deux Amours”
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Réalisé par Caroline HUPPERT.
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Are you crazy? You’re going to ruin this suitcase. It’s not a trampolino, for goodness’ sake. Hold this for a second. Phone. I’m going
. You are undermining my
paternal authority. A brand new suitcase.
Hold. Hello? Julie, this is for you, it’s Leonard.
Here’s that too. Come on. Yeah, I’ll take it to my room, hang up
when I tell you to. All right. But Julie,
you’re not dressed yet? We’re leaving now . Oh damn it, we’re on vacation, aren’t we? That girl is being a real pain right now. Go ahead, you can. She’s not entirely wrong, because
you’ve been very nervous since this morning. Put this in your suitcase, here. I’d like to see you try it, you’re not the one who’s
going to be driving 800 km on a crowded motorway. No, not this time. But I have to admit,
since we’ve known each other, I do it more often than you. Why are you getting a hard-on, dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus! It’s to see if it’s not punctured. What you’re doing there is really useful. When you’re in the pool,
you’ll thank me. I want to arrive early
, you understand? My little kitty, you don’t get to choose,
you just have to bring all your books. We need to go get the key
from the caretaker, do the lines, do the shopping,
and then get the washing machine repaired. Ah good ? Yes, it’s still broken down. Do you think so? A deterioration,
that’s classic. And then, I have to pick up
Simon’s friend at Avignon station tomorrow at noon. Don’t worry, it’ll be alright. No, it’s true, the first few days
are a little difficult. But afterwards, you’ll see, it’s great. Sun all day,
small scorpion, small viper. You’re absolutely infuriating. Frédéric, Mom, a smile. That’s us! Good morning.
Fanny, this is Laetitia. Hello, welcome. Is
that it? Is this the start?
Yes. THANKS.
Hello Fanny. Good morning. Wow , you’re so brave. For me, holidays mean
Club Med or nothing. You know, I’m delighted. It’s been so long since I’ve gone away
with the children. Generally, I work during the summer. Yes
, like me. Besides, I have to go,
I’m being double-parked and I have a super important appointment at 11am. Actually, you’re lucky.
You’re not alone. You’ve got Frédéric.
Frédéric isn’t coming here! That’s not true. Didn’t I tell you? He’s preparing a report on, I don’t remember,
a guy who won a big race in a sailboat, I don’t know. Anyway, he can’t come. But you’re going all alone?
All alone? Just a figure of speech with my three
beloved children and their friends! My God, my poor woman. Finally, it’s great that Frédéric is working.
Ah yes, I’m happy. That’s good for him. And what about us? In any case, the house looks great. Swimming pool, tennis in the village. An incredible opportunity because it
was really cheap, you know? Yes, that’s what you told me, yes. There’s definitely a hidden flaw.
Stop! He’s jealous because I’m the one who
found him. Do you want to see the photos? No, really, I swear, I would love to,
but I really don’t have the time. I’ll call you tonight.
All right. Laetitia, Mom is leaving.
Hi. Okay , thank you for everything. Don’t
worry. Everything will be fine.
Yes, I hope so. This phone. Have a good holiday. Bye. Mom, this is for you.
Who is it ? I don’t know, an American. Simon, my darling, won’t you
deflate this brontosaurus? A mother tyrant. Whatever you want, but deflate the pressure. Don’t you want to help me? Hello
? Yes. No, no, no. Yes, of course. She’s making great progress
in English, your mother, listen. Oh, I see. I’ll call you back. Thank you.
Loans are a disaster. You don’t know who that was?
Clinton. Ben?
Bill? Bob Edwards. I don’t know that one. Bob Edwards. Finally, who is it? He is an opera director,
one of the greatest today. The girls, Fanny, Julie. What’s wrong with you
? I suppose he offered you a job?
Well… Yes. Here for now, right now? He’s in Paris right now, I
need to meet him. On August 1st? Usually, it’s Gertal Embray,
a great German costume designer who works with him. But now she has fallen ill and she
needs to have an operation soon. Did he have time to tell you all that? Oh no, I already knew that,
everyone knows that. But I can’t. I guessed he was going to
call me to replace her. Well, neither do we. What’s going on ?
I don’t understand anything. Children, it turns out that your
mother has decided to stay in Paris. I haven’t decided anything at all? Well,
you can’t refuse an opportunity like that. So, what do we do with it? Well, we have to resist
in Paris, that’s all. It’s not a catastrophe. Paris or Monaco, you’ll see,
it’s fantastic. There are only Japanese people everywhere, it feels like we’re in
Tokyo. But it’s not fair,
you forbade me from going to England with Caroline , and now
you’re ditching us. My darling. Damn it , I’m fed up with
this shitty life. The richness of vocabulary of this young
girl who has just obtained her French baccalaureate with honors is truly astounding. She’s right, I can’t do that to them. I’ll call back right away and I’ll refuse. What if I called Bertrand? He might be able to take you. Well , that’s not going to be possible
because Dad has left for his next film.
It’s in Bordeaux. He won’t be here for at least a week.
Are you sure? Certain. One two three. Patrick. Not you at all, not at all. No, but stop ranking cards. I’m the one who’s taken for a ride , I’m the one who’s taken for a ride,
the one who’s taken for a ride in this family. No, you’re a great guy and we love you. No, no, no, no,
no, do you think it’s normal that I’m always the one who quits
my job for you? You didn’t abandon him,
you just pushed him away a little. It’s not that serious. Look, aren’t we
all doing well here together? You seem very,
very nice right now. Are you… What are
you doing now? But nothing at all.
I’m so happy to be with you. I am so sorry. Dad, when is your birthday?
It’s the day. Never, my love. There’s a conspiracy against us, we’ll
never succeed. No, no, no, no, no, no,
why don’t you do it like that? If someone has a
lit cigarette, you’ll explode. No, be careful. Do you want something to drink? No, none, please. Who were you calling? Is that none of your business? Trust prevails. And where is Leonard going on holiday? I don’t know . I don’t give a damn about Leonardo. Calling someone you don’t give a damn about ten times a day
is really throwing money away. What exactly do you want to know? But nothing, my dear. I am a… That’s a
very bananas question. You’ve been dating a guy for a year
who’s practically taken up residence at home. And all I’m asking you,
I’m going to tell you to answer, is where is he going on vacation? He’s camping. Where is that? In the south. Well, well.
Why, eh, eh? In the south, we too,
we go to the south. You can see that it’s big. Where is he in the south of France? Since you want to know,
he’s going to the Saint-Saturnin campsite. No. But we’re going to Saint-Saturnin too. No, I don’t believe it, but it’s
fate, it’s a coincidence. So, you’re making a big deal out of:
Oh, me, family, I’d like to be on holiday with my family and all that. I’m never allowed to do anything, it’s
disgusting. And all that just to meet your
boyfriend at a campsite. It’s good because if I told
Mom, she would kill me. She still thinks I’m 12 years old. Then, you’re the only one we
can confide in. Do you understand us? Julie, I’m happy to be your
confidant, not your accomplice. Note, you mentioned the vein
that I like, Leonardo. Dad, I’m crazy. Me too. I had the levels checked, I’m happy, it’s all good. Hello ? Ah, it’s you, my darling. So, did you arrive safely?
Oh no. We are in a hotel, near Montélimar. Did
you have an accident? No, not. You’re not sure? No, not at all, but all of France,
they were meeting you on the motorway, it was an exodus. It’s the same thing every year. Oh no, it gets worse every year. You can believe me,
I know what I’m talking about. Oh, my poor darling,
I’m so sorry. How did you manage
to find rooms? No, not rooms, one room,
because we’re all in the same one. That’s so cute, I’d love to see that. Please, I’ll make
room for you whenever you want. I can tell you’re furious right now. Are
you mad at me? No, but please don’t find
the kind of nightmare I’ve been living through since this afternoon cute. Don’t exaggerate a bit there. Why is going away with your
children a nightmare? And stop making me feel guilty. You were the one who suggested this solution to me. I was ready to give it all up. Children, what would you do with them
if I wasn’t here? Listen, before I met you,
I lived alone for four years. I did very well. Of course, because at the time,
your mother was alive and you were using her as a maid.
It was easy. My mother adored my children and she was the one who
asked for them every weekend. So, I’ll ask my question again. What would you
do today if I weren’t here? Listen, I don’t know what I would do. I would put the children in boarding school
or summer camp. And besides, old man,
if you earned a little more money, we’d have fewer organizational problems. Eh ?
Hey… Wait, but how do you expect me to make
money? Because I always sacrifice
my time for yours. Your job always
comes first. All right ?
Your job, your job, and your job. Okay, okay, I’ll stop everything. So, you explain to me how we make a living. It’s not my fault if… Also, please, don’t
start all your sentences with: It’s still not my fault if. The problem is not
about who is right or wrong. Dad.
What is it, my love? My heart aches. Okay, wait, don’t move. Hello ? Hello ? What’s wrong with my big baby? Do you feel like throwing up?
Come on, let’s go. You’ve eaten too much junk.
Go to the gym tomorrow. Go ahead. No, it’s just that the little girl
is throwing up. Holidays are great, we have a lot of fun. But we’re having a laugh, OK? Here it is . Are you okay, Adrien? Are
you doing well ? Are you alright, Simon?
Hello Sir. Hi, good Ralinda, there. Okay, you little one,
hold hands tightly because you mustn’t get lost. Is your hand not there? No, she had a
last-minute delivery, she didn’t cut it. That’s stupid. Hey Adrien, do
you know the expression “to rub salt in the wound”?
Yes yes. Because that’s exactly what you’re
doing, being nice, being firm, being friendly. There’s a drop that’s a little bit
annoyed there, but anyway, don’t invite yourself, it’ll be fine, you see? Come on, tell me, was
your penis contract any good? I have.
You had three minutes to do it. That’s not possible. Don’t watch that, you’ll get
earthworms in your stomach. I was expecting you yesterday. Mind you, that’s convenient because
the other tenants were still there at 10:00 PM. They couldn’t leave because
they had lost the dog. That would have made a lot of people up there. In short, I had a narrow escape.
Yes. I’ll take the Jeep and
show you the way. Okay.
Why? No, not too much, no,
but the road isn’t good. It’s just a track in the rocks. You can drink it
and it’s spring water. If you want, I’ll take you there, so just stay here. Martin is making one of his clouds. We just talked about the à la carte menu, it’s expensive. Yeah. A month of being at heart seems like a
long time to me. That’s really far. Everything is relative. It’s near the mountain, near the sheep,
near the goats, near the wild boars. It’s at least 10 kilometers from the village. And above all, camping. I sense a trap, Julie. I didn’t want to come,
I sensed it was a trap. Where is my jersey? My God, she’s so cute. She seems a little lonely. Let’s go swimming, guys. Yeah, yeah. Give it to me. Wait, I need to come to you. I checked everything: the water and the electricity.
No problem. Who does this house belong to? To Parisians, but they don’t
come anymore. They think there are too many people.
Here ? No, not in the region. Now, they prefer to travel. They went hunting
in Africa, I think. They don’t have any children. Are these little people yours? No, I only have the small shell
of certain layers of Rousseur. The others, I
inherited for the holidays. You certainly seem to
like kids. That’s what everyone believes. But I too would dream
of going hunting for a petty crime. I understand you. I have eight children, 28
grandchildren and three great-grandchildren. My God. So, it
often happened to me that I used the excuse that a sheep was sick
to go for a walk in the mountains with my dog. That was the right time.
Here we go ? Moments of calm. Okay, I’ll leave you now. If you need anything
, don’t hesitate. You have the grocery store for shopping
in the village and you have the supermarket 20 kilometers away by road.
All right. Okay , see you soon.
Bye. THANKS. So, you’re not going swimming? No, no, I don’t want to, you see. This pool is dirty,
there are bugs floating in it. It may not be very
transparent, but I spoke to Mr. Martin about it, and
he says it’s not dangerous at all. It’s easy to say, he’s
not the one who’s swimming. I don’t want us to get sick. Julie, stop taking everything so tragic,
otherwise we’ll never get out of this. Do you realize we’re going to be living
in this shack at the end of the world for a month? I’m angry at my mother,
I’m mad at her. Why don’t you say I’m going to
honor it by doing it here? There’s room for me to go and wait
. No, that’s not possible. Honor, that’s all he dreams of,
being part of the family. I don’t want him to intrude;
I want to keep my distance. It’s not complicated at all,
as I’m going to put myself in. You come, you tell me to play the wolves. Simon, Adrien, be careful, little one. Yes yes. THANKS. We’re going to make a good resolution. Let’s stop complaining.
All right ? This house is magnificent. It’s a shame Mom isn’t
here because she would have liked it here. Hey, wouldn’t you like to call him? Why? How? Last night, I was a little tired. We had an argument . Yes, I heard, yes. You talk to her first, then
you put her on the phone afterwards. Okay. Should I call him at the Opera? I don’t know, try it, yeah. That’s weird, there’s no tone. Maybe he’s not plugged in. Yes. What’s going on ? Maybe the owners don’t have to
pay. I need to do some reading, I don’t know. No, that won’t do. We need to call the complaints department. But we can’t call
complaints since the phone isn’t working, don’t talk
nonsense either. We need to go down to the village.
I’m fed up, really, I’m fed up. Calm down, it’s not a big deal. Then we promised each other we would stop complaining. Dad, we’re hungry.
Too bad for you. Come on, let’s go. Do you want some cookies? Why not cookies? No, because the phone is broken. I’ll have to go back to the village.
Yeah, great. We’re going back to Dakar. Well, Ben, make your mistake. If you want, I’ll- Shoot you, stay. Wherever possible,
then we, the sick person. I’ll petisco you, perdo. To you, I cease. Warn this flower.
For what ? What is your soul? When ? When will Massito be? It’s tomorrow. That’s not good.
That’s not good. No, no, no, okay, stop. Anna, Anna, Anna. I told you, it’s the same
problem we had before. This flower is a symbol.
Okay? The music is very beautiful.
Okay? But it’s a love story.
I have to believe it. Mr. Bertrand, it’s late,
we need to see you for a moment. Bertrand?
Is he here? Yes, he’s here. You must hesitate, Emma.
All right ? It’s okay, just a little while. Okay? How are you ? Can
you see that clearly? And you ?
Yes. Wow , that’s fantastic, all of this.
Yes. Did you find the right message? I didn’t expect to see you so soon. Yes, I came back earlier than expected. That’s convenient because I
‘m really in deep shit. I don’t know , but yes.
Ah good ? What’s going on ?
Ben, the movie, Merculé… Isn’t that right? Yes, it does
. But that’s great. Well, listen, thank you. No, I’m sorry about your film,
but the great thing is that you’ll be able to take care of the children. Frédéric went with them to the south,
but he was furious, he was forced to cancel a report. Besides, I don’t know what’s going on
with the phone? I can’t reach him.
Wait, I don’t understand the age. Yes , it’s very simple. Since you are free, you will go and get
your children in the south of France and spend a few days with them. Frédéric is completely losing it, poor guy.
That’s normal. He’s had it for four years now, in
the month of August. He can’t take it anymore.
Sophie, I adore you. I love children. I take them on holiday whenever I can,
but this time I haven’t planned it at all, so I can’t.
Me neither. I hadn’t planned on working. But that’s how it is
in this business, my friend. You have to know how to adapt. You, who were staging me,
should know that. Sophie, if you can have
a moment, I owe you… Sorry, excuse me.
No, no, no, no, not at all, Bob. Come, come. I present to you Bertrand Kahn.
Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning. Yes, and then people try
to slip away unnoticed. That’s it , that’s exactly it. Okay, see you later?
Yes, okay. And I’ll bring you the drawings.
Bye. Bye. It’s
great that you’re working with him, because I understand what he does. I agree that I couldn’t
miss such an opportunity. I’m not saying otherwise, Sophie. Come on, I need to go get my
things. So, what about for children? I don’t know,
where do you want me to take them? Are you taking a short trip? Just like that, out of the blue,
but in August, all the hotels are packed. I’ll never be able to find
legs that match the last mom’s. Why don’t you go spend a few
days with your parents in Brittany? After all, they have a
lovely house that no one is enjoying. You’re really audacious. When we were married,
you found it absolutely incredible. I was young and impatient. But I’ve changed, you know. Everyone eventually changes. In any case, what hasn’t changed
is that you never spend holidays with your children anymore.
Every year, it’s a new excuse. Don’t start, don’t start. It’s not my fault that I have to
work so much. It’s not with the
fetishized pension you pay me. And yet,
you earn as much money as me, if not more. I don’t know how you manage, it looks like
you’re throwing it out the window. Even when we were together,
you were spending crazy amounts of money on restaurants,
on books that piled up on your desk, not to mention the whims that would
seize you in the middle of the night. You decided, I don’t know,
to take some photos of yourself. And the next morning, at the crack of dawn,
you rushed out to buy a fortune in equipment. What are you doing tonight? Do
you want to go there together? You’re absolutely insane. You say extremely violent things,
then you act like nothing happened. Do you know what I’m like? For me, talking is therapeutic.
That’s a relief. Once it’s out, I don’t think about it anymore. Listen, Sophie, 12 years ago, you were the one who
wanted a divorce. You married another man,
you had another child. That’s very good. So, consider that I’m here more
to psychoanalyze you for free. Day and night, winter and summer. Come on, let’s go. It’s really nice
to see you, you know? Yes, you wouldn’t think so. Besides, you’re not going to spend the evening
alone rereading your script. Stop thinking you’re irresistible. What makes you think I’m going to
spend my evening all alone? Bastard. Mr. Martin! Damn, the window’s
open, he must be there. Mr. Martin!
Mr. Martin! It’s better to just forget about it
for tonight, listen. Okay, let’s go home. Can we go out to dinner at a restaurant? The one who was in the countryside,
he seemed nice. Excellent idea. This way , we can take the opportunity
to install windows to let in the air. Would you mind if I
joined you a little later? Leonardo?
Yes. Why don’t you tell him
to come to dinner with us? I don’t know, maybe. You can always ask him. Okay.
Can I go? No. Hey, no nonsense. Kids, tonight,
big surprise: restaurant. THANKS. Hello ? Hello madam, yes, I would like to speak
to Sophie Cannes, Bob Edwards’ head costume designer. THANKS. Frédéric, excuse me, shall we
sit inside or outside? Wherever you want, but not outside. The nicest table.
Okay, fine. Hello ? They’ve all already left. Okay, well that’s fine, thank you. I am very worried. Listen, don’t start panicking. But where have they gone? Do you want to explain to me where they went? You realize they
might have had an accident. And meanwhile, we’re here,
relaxing, at the restaurant. Something needs to be done. No, but actually, your Mr.
Martin must have taken them home. They’re all on the road, nobody
can answer the phone, that’s all. Do you think so?
Obviously. Come on, calm down,
taste this delicious mess. We’ll call back in fifteen minutes. I love it when you’re here,
because everything always seems simple. Come on. He’s good, that one.
Good. So, tell me, what happened to your daughter
? The Italian co-producer
has withdrawn from the project. Oh, at the last minute? Yes. Be careful, he broke his
Achilles tendon playing tennis. So what ? While in the hospital,
he had time to read the script, and then he must have found that the role reserved for
his girlfriend was not important enough. That’s perfect, he thought it was rubbish. We see you getting rid of her. I’m not saying the opposite. Simply put, we were forced
to revise the budget downwards. Now we’re going to film
the interiors in Bulgaria. And what about the exteriors?
THANKS. The exteriors, no, that doesn’t change.
It will be filmed in Bordeaux. It’s re-releasing the film in September-October.
That’s better, isn’t it? The light will be magnificent in October. Your film will win. Yes, no, but you’re probably right. Simply, I would have
liked to film now. That would have…
That would have taken my mind off things. For what ? Is
something wrong? Things could be better. I told you about that girl, Odile,
whom I met a few months ago. Odile. Yes, Odile, you know, she came to
do an internship in production, a postgraduate student. Brilliant, very brilliant.
Beautiful ? Yes, very cute. Very cute, a beautiful other charm,
little freckles, cute. Laughter in the eyes, laughter as a dirty trick. Do
you know her? You’ve mentioned it to me at least 10 times. Excuse me. So, does the young lady have a problem? No, but miss, she’s 24 years old. Do
you understand? She drags me to
nightclubs until 3:00 AM. She makes me dance
because it makes me lose weight. She organizes dinners
with her boyfriends. Kids of the same age, can
you imagine, that amuses me. And as soon as she sees you pick up a book,
she calls you a couch potato. Yes, that’s absolutely it. Do you realize that I have to lock
myself in the bathroom to read in peace?
No. No, but yes. You know, in the evening, if I haven’t
read a chapter, I can’t fall asleep. You remember me, you know? Yes , yes, that’s true. Of course I’m not a timid person. So, I’m hiding, basically. My poor Bertrand, is your life a living hell? Minouche, what are you doing here? I’m having a bit of a nightmare. Come on, come on,
come tell me, come on. Come see your grandpa. What is it? I like it. I don’t see
that Mom isn’t here. Me neither. Hey,
we should be used to it by now, shouldn’t we? There’s still no response. I’m starting to panic now. We need to call the police.
Stop. But come on, Bertrand, we’re not going to just
stand here doing nothing like this. I’m going to die of anxiety. That’s it, my heart is
starting to beat. Thank goodness , indeed. No, no, but to beat in any way. Didn’t
I tell you? I now do heart rate monitoring
when I’m anxious. I went to see a cardiologist,
he did a lot of tests, everything is normal, he doesn’t understand where it comes from. Nevertheless, these are cocoons. Hey, make sense, make sense. You see, I’m not lying to you, can you feel it? Me, suddenly, I don’t feel anything at all.
Ah good ? I can’t feel anything. You’re doing very well, as usual,
you’re perfectly fine. You are the pretty little fragile reed
that bends under the storm, but never breaks. And I am the miserable oak tree,
so I have to go. Where ? We’ll see what’s going on over there,
in your godforsaken dish, in Saint-Saturnin. NOW ?
Obviously, now. If I stay in Paris,
you’ll be calling me every five minutes to give me
your health report. So, we might as well leave right away. I adore you. You adore me.
Not for you, I’ll do it. You know, it’s for my children. I have great confidence in Frédéric,
but now you’re starting to panic me with your catastrophic ideas. Please. Dad ? Good morning. Good morning. What are you doing here? Listen, your mother was worried, so
I drove all night, then in the village, I woke up poor
Mr. Martin, here I am. And you’re going to stay with us? The idea would be to go to
Brittany to visit grandpa, grandma and your brother for a few days. In Brittany, now?
Yes. I have a few days off, we
could take a nice little trip. We could go visit
churches, museums. It’s like when you were little. Yes, that would be great. We can have long
conversations about what you’re passionate about. Listen, it’s true, in Paris,
we only ever see each other briefly. Yes of course. Not awake at all. We didn’t wake him up at all. I’m asking you to be enthusiastic,
but about my projects. So, let’s prepare breakfast. Go ahead , I’m coming. Shit, shit, shit. Oh shit. Hi Frédéric. Bertrand, what are you doing here? Listen, you know,
Sophie hasn’t heard from me, even though she hasn’t, but I was worried.
Robin, do you know me? She’s terrible for that. Really. How are you ? Listen, it’s okay.
Yes, I’m a little sleepy. How are you. How are things going , my children? Everything is going very well, as usual. But this year, I’m the one who’s
cracking a little. Ah good ?
Yes. I think I’m getting a little tired
of playing the camp counselor. What are you looking for?
A coffee. A coffee. And you, you were able to quit your job. You know, it was actually him who left me. Filming has been postponed, so I’m now only
filming in September. That’s not so much. That way , you’ll be able to
take care of your worlds a little. Yes. You’re going to have Simon trained right now. Ah good ? That pneumonia is now just a
bad memory. He may even have gained a little weight. He eats in the morning, it’s incredible. There’s sport. Perhaps we should
motivate him a little bit because he’s the type to spend four hours
a day with his nose in a book. He’s not your son for nothing. Yes of course. Is he in Daule?
Is he in Daule? Is he in Daule? Is he in Daule? Is he in Daule?
Yes, he is in Daule. That’s not possible,
we’ve been changing all day. Is he in Daule, Brittany?
No, he is in Daule in the Jura. Dad, actually, friends. No way, darling. Not during digestion. First, you make your
beds and check out of your room. All right.
And how do we do it for the phones? Ah well, we’ll go to the village,
we’ll see about it with Mr. Martin. Can I come with you? Yeah, you’ll help me with the shopping. Okay, I’ll go get my bag. I am still expected to stay here. No, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, if you’re tired,
you sit on the first floor. Simon, perhaps your father is moving in? Adrien, you take a look
at the little ones, I especially don’t want them walking
barefoot around the country before the stopover. We agree?
We agree. But first, you tidy the table and
the kitchen; I want everything to be spotless.
Okay. Fine, take the jams. Fredo. Yeah, Julot. I’d prefer you did
n’t talk about Leonardo to your dad. For what ? He came specifically to see us and
I’m spending the day with a friend, so he wouldn’t be happy. You
always seem to walk around with heavy boots, but actually,
you’re a really delicate girl. Because lying to your father to avoid upsetting
him is actually quite sweet. I warned them about the phone. They will come to fix it later.
Ah. Okay, well, I’m going now. See you tonight
. Good morning.
And how do you bring it back up? Well, on the motorcycle, he’s the one who gives me a ride home.
Ah, thank you. And then, I had your wife too. Actually, I was coming to your place for tea. I think it’s too late. According to what she told me,
she was going to work. Rest assured, I warned her about everything. And then, she
wishes you a good day. Yes. Poor thing, it must be hard for her
to stay in Paris with this heat. Do you believe that? It has to be a life
wasted, as she insists. That’s it , that’s me, one of the best. I’m just coming back against the game
and the only stain on their… It was…
It’s the possibility of finding them again. That, on the other hand, at my place, even
if it’s a bit much, I don’t feel… There are too many breasts.
Ah good ? All right.
There are too many children, we’re going to reduce the number. No. How are you ? Thomas, have you just been swimming?
No, not in a little while. Look, look. Look, we have hair
on our Espelot without breathing. Well done. Hey,
this water is disgusting, isn’t it? It’s not a big deal, they’re just leaves. Anyway, Frédéric
said we could go swimming. It’s like a river.
Frédéric said that? Mmm-hmm.
Okay, let’s go. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. It’s Dad. Do you want me to buy some chewing gum? Of course, full. Oh dear, barefoot, put on a sandal. This is
completely unacceptable. Come on, let’s find the sandals, quick. We’re looking for sandals. Now, let’s play a game. The first one to grab the sandal wins. Attention. How are you ? How are you. I’m shopping for supplies to
support a siege. Do you want me to help you?
No, there are boys. Simon, Adrien, with me. Let’s get cooking. Are you taking a look at the little ones?
Yes, yes, of course. My baby, did you
put on sunscreen? No, so quickly, quickly,
you go out and you linger once everywhere. Leave it as it is. Fanny. Do
you want me to help you, Fanny? Yeah, I’d like that. Come here, come my cushion, come here. There you go, come here. The lives of the French under occupation. It’s good ?
Yes, that’s good. It’s fascinating.
Not very funny, but it’s fascinating. What’s it about ? It would take a while to explain. I’m reading this because my next film takes place
during the war, so I’m trying to learn about
the history of that period, you understand? Do you like books? Wait a minute. Come here. Do you like that? Yes, but I still prefer to
fill the beds because I haven’t done it very quickly yet. You read quite a bit, actually. Eh
? Yes.
No ? Yes, but I still prefer that they be
read to me. So, Mom, does she read your work? Not often, because she
‘s always busy. Yes.
I need to go in peace. Yes, that’s normal. Here, Julie, she was just like you. She loved books.
Yes. It would have been like you,
she was like you. She preferred that I tell her myself.
You see? So, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty
, Snow White, all that. You were saying that to put him to sleep,
you understand? Then, sometimes,
I even made up stories for him. So. Which one did she prefer? You know, there were loads of them. There was one girl who liked him. It’s the kind little
crocodile that bites despite itself. No.
You don’t know about that? Can you tell the story? I don’t know if I’ll remember it
, it was a long time ago. Come on, please.
The little crocodile that bit against its will. Yeah. Juliette should be
home by now. Do n’t worry,
your daughter is very independent, but we can trust her.
Alright, he’s gone. THANKS.
Calm. That’s it. It’s worse than death. I’m going to give you
a little more coal. Hold. I’m going to put a small glass
of glass in your hand, I’ll do it. You’re doing a pretty
good job for Alain Tello. I was a scooter rider when I was
little. It leaves its mark. It wasn’t Mom, it was Julie. Wait, I’ll talk to him. Wait, she hung up on him,
she said we shouldn’t wait for her for dinner. How is she going to get
back now? Do n’t worry,
his friends brought some back for me. There’s a baby now. So, Marc, that’s true. What has the strength to
live with one’s children more? Eventually, we don’t even see each other anymore as we
grow up. The next day, there was the
terrible Aurage, the paint came off and the castle was completely white again. That’s also why the castle in Les
Visiteurs du Soir looks so new in Carnet’s film. So obviously, now
everyone says this tour is great because the story takes place
in the Middle Ages and in the Middle Ages, castles were new, of course. Actually, that was completely by chance. Absolutely, yes. You know, that’s what cinema is all about. You need to be able to make use
of an unforeseen event, despite all the choices you may have
made in preparing your film. And at what age did you want to
come, but you’re on stage? I don’t think I ever
wanted to do anything else, you know. I was pretty stupid in class,
though. Ah good ? You always have your nose
buried in a book. That ‘s right, I’m making up for lost time. At the time, I was going to Buccaneer School
to go to the cinema, so you see. You mustn’t
tell this in front of Simon. He already admires you so much. He’s going to want to imitate you. But I couldn’t ask for anything better. I could take you on as an assistant. Eh
? Right, son? Click, that’s the boy’s eyelid. ” I don’t understand any of it,”
the veterinarian will say. ” No, me neither,” the doctor will say. That’s it, it’s finished. Will you join us at another one tomorrow? Seventeen, tomorrow, I’ll be gone. Yeah, that’s true, it’s a shame.
It’s a shame. Okay, let’s go to bed. Come on, let’s go. Go to sleep too. You know, tomorrow is my birthday.
Ah good ? I would like you to come back. We’ll see, I don’t know, you know. Because you see, Simon, Julie, well,
I would like everyone to be able to come back to you .
Yes, I understand. Listen, I’ll see, I’ll try. Are
you asleep? All right. Okay
, give me a kiss. How are you, my darling? Did you have a good day? Yes, great. So what did you do then? We were going to swim in a river. Ah good ? Where ?
I don’t know. Pardon. Which village was it near? I don’t know. It still feels like we’re in class. I’m not an encyclopedic dictionary, I just enjoy life, that’s all.
Good evening. It’s good. Hey, could you pass me a small one?
Yes of course. You know, you shouldn’t get hung up on
Julie. Right now , she’s like
that, even with me. Then comes the age when kids are
always wrapped up in things about themselves. She was so… I really felt
confident when she was little. But now she’s hiding everything from me. Maybe because you
talk to her like she’s a little girl. But she is 16 years old. She’s almost a woman. So, do you think she has a boyfriend? Certainly. Hey
, I’m reading it as it is. And you know him? Actually, yes. Ah good ? So what
? He is…
He is very good. He doesn’t do drugs, he says hello,
he lives with his parents. And he’s alright, a handsome guy, bro. It’s the ideal type, you know. It doesn’t fly.
He is 19 years old. His name is Leonard.
He is in advanced mathematics. Not bad. That way , you’ll be able to be like all
fathers, proud and flattered that your own daughter
is the object of attention for such a charming boy. Yes, no, but it’s true that I would have
preferred if she had told me about it herself. I can’t admit that
she could have done worse. She’s completely distraught because
she can’t see him right now, is that it? Isn’t that right ? Because, in fact, she sees him.
Ah good ? He came to stay
at the campsite just down the road. Ah good ?
Seriously? So that’s why she’s all
flustered because you’re leaving tomorrow. That’s all.
Yes, I see. And Sophie, does she know about this? No. Finally, she knows Leonard,
but I don’t know who he is here. But no, I didn’t know anything about it either.
I learned that when I arrived. Right now ,
they’re doling out confidences bit by bit, Julie. Ultimately, my travel plans don’t suit
anyone. Julie is going to give me the silent treatment
for two weeks. Simon and Adrien will miss the swimming pool. And then your daughter Fanny,
we’ll be playing brother and sister during her birthday. Why don’t you stay with me? That way , we can both look after the kids
. I don’t know if psychologically… Stop, don’t ask yourself so many questions. What do our children want? It’s about staying together
during the holidays. And besides, two pairs,
that comes from the sea. If Sophie heard that, my old man. In my opinion, look, she heard. That works ? I don’t know. Ah, finally. You know it’s good to hear from you? How are you, my love? Okay , I’m just a little tired. We’ve had an exhausting day. Then I start to get a little nervous. It will be ready on time.
Not like usual. Good morning. Well, things are going smoothly here. I made a new friend. Who? Bertrand. We decided to spend
our holidays together. Are you kidding?
But not at all, listen. I don’t have a wife,
so I’ll take the husband, finally. The ex-husband.
Listen, stop right there, Frédéric. I’m tired and it… It doesn’t make me laugh. How long will he stay? SO ? Oh well, she’s totally freaking out because
she thinks she’s at the center of the debate without being able to attend. That’s good, Sophie. She is jealous and possessive while
demanding complete freedom for herself. And by the way,
why did you separate? It’s complicated. You didn’t mention it? Yes, a little, but I would have liked to
have your version of events. That’s a long time ago now. It’s far away, like lost
in childhood memories. Finally, it’s far away. It’s still painful. That’s
still burning. We loved each other , I admired her. I still admire him for that, by the way, he has incredible
talent. At that time,
she was terribly self-centered and anxious, and I
couldn’t do anything about it. There was nothing I could do. I needed too much help myself. Apparently, you’re
tougher than me. Apparently only. Everything always revolves around her,
her fatigue, her job, her constant stress. There is never room for anything,
or for anyone. Sometimes it’s a burden. Yes. That’s precisely
your problem now. Hey kids.
Welcome to eat. You’re making a face, what’s going on
? You don’t seem to have been fired. I apologize, I need to go pack
my suitcase. Wait, wait. Your father and I have something
very important to tell you. No, no, no, no, no, no, go ahead.
What’s at the end? You’re annoying. Although adults are
stupid and narrow-minded beings, my dear Julie, we have nevertheless noticed that all of them,
for different reasons, had no desire to
leave you for the holidays. Consequently,
your father decided… To?
To stay with us. And there you have it.
So we’re not leaving anymore? That’s great.
THANKS. That’s great.
That’s great. That’s good, madam.
It’s good. Let me have your arm.
That’s great. I’ll have some
coffee for that price. For what ? Right away ? He just announced it to you out of the
blue like that? Yes, but I’m not going to let that happen. Taking the matter to the labor court is going to
cost him dearly. He really takes it for a fool. I know he wants to get rid
of me because he slept with an intern. He’s been with her for 20 years, he’s crazy about her,
he wants to hire her as an assistant. Well, of course, he’s been looking for every
excuse to fire me for the past month. Crazy about a professional? I must be dreaming. You don’t know what he’s doing?
No. He hides the files and then
accuses me of losing them. That guy’s sick. Can I warn you about that, please? Yet he is a very well-known lawyer. He’s a dirty old man, yeah. Always
flirting with his assistants. I’ve been working for him for 5 years,
I know his tricks, but this time he’s going to pay, I can tell you that. Sorry, excuse me. Why don’t you go
on holiday for a few days? To recharge your batteries. Afterwards, you’ll have more
strength to fight. Well, at least do you want me to go? My daughter is having fun with yours and I have
no desire to go out alone. Go join them. The house is big,
Frédéric and Bertrand are all alone to take care of the children. You could give them a hand. Sophie, that’s a brilliant idea. Provence, for me, is all
they do for me right now. But you know, I think about it,
I have my friends too. Agnes and Paul. Paul, the math teacher with glasses. Note, I can always go to their place, you know
, if you think that bothers Frédéric. Why would you want that to bother him?
On the contrary, he will be delighted. And Bertrand is a bit
depressed at the moment. You can keep him company. With your permission? With my blessing. Sophie, it’s Christmas. It’s me. Are you okay , my love? Are you okay , my love? Are you okay , my love? Are you okay
, my love? Are you okay , my love?
Gently, my hat, finally. How are you, my love? You see, I’ve been taking sleeping pills for
years, otherwise I can’t get a wink of sleep. You might say, it becomes addictive. I know, but I have to. Especially right now,
with all my work problems. I told you
that you got fired, didn’t I? Anyway, in short. So,
as I was afraid of missing the station, I asked the guy who shared my
compartment, a handsome guy, 1.90 meters, superb,
he woke me up just before a wine. But somewhere deep down, you know me,
I didn’t trust it, which meant I still slept very badly. Are you coming? Can I get a hand, Dad?
Mmm-hmm. Okay, if we went for an early
morning dip in the pool, would that wake us up? Ah, yeah, great. I put on my jersey, I’ll be back in
a second. Mom, can I come with you? Of course, my darling, come. Julie, you’re going to help me because I have some…
But come on. You’re going to help me, I brought four
or five, I don’t know which one to put. None.
Frédéric. We’ll see, she’s really good.
Yeah ? Yeah, she’s super hot.
I’m going to deny you. Yes. There’s a rat there. There’s a rat there. Yes, indeed, there is a problem. There’s a rat there, yes. No problem,
we’ll fish for lunch. No Bertrand, stop because I was feeling
unwell. Please, a little composure. This unfortunate,
perfectly harmless creature. We’ll bury him and that’s all. We’re not going to come
into water that’s rotting rats, are we? They rot the rats, and then they start with
the big words. A rat, a rat, the rat,
it is perfectly harmless. Look at this. This little girl is charming,
but not at all. We’re going to give each other viruses. We just need to add more chlorine. You’re crazy, this is going to give
us allergies. All you have to do is add chlorine. So what are we going to do then? We eat carrots, we eat them. We eat carrots, we eat them. Good morning.
Good morning. That’s because there are a lot of you. My darling, you save our lives. You can’t know the author
of a film, but how? One hour.
I’m going to the swimming pool, this way. You know we saw a rat from that stadium?
I’ll show you. No.
Like that. But you don’t want to know about the things
I had in the pool? I cannot know. The light breeze, it was
n’t very strong. We notice that perhaps everyone can
swim. Yes of course. Paul-darling, will you allow us
to get out of the deck chairs? I want you to make me tidy up. There may
not be enough for everyone. Others can settle down
on the deck towels. Dad, are you embarrassed if I put
you in this company? We make friends in the village. That will probably give you
a little more space. Of course, my dear, go ahead.
THANKS. See you tonight . That’s
it, from earlier. Come on. You’re all tanned. Let ‘s tell you, between us, the story of the rat.
Are you wet now? How much did your sister pay you
to throw it in the pool? But nothing, I’m not responsible for anything. Don’t mistake me for something,
that rat was stuffed. So, he didn’t commit suicide, after all.
The diaper? Okay, this is Julie. That’s it , she was freaking out at the idea
of spending the day at home. I’m the one who found the rat. The money, drop by drop .
Is this extortion? Ah, otherwise I’ll tell your father everything. Ah, that’s all? You’ve been had again. It’s a friend’s price, it’s
between brother and sister. You need to train properly. How about we use that money to treat ourselves to
a little tennis? At the Luberon hotel? For example, I would put the companion. Yes. I can’t. There you go .
Yes, it does. He surprises me, Bertrand. He surprises me, he’s hiding his juice. Fishing. Fishing. So. No, but…
Nathan. So. And there you have it. And there you have it, we’ve got it in the egg.
What’s that about? We must play with the energy of despair. I feel like I’m going to die. I’m fighting on all
fronts, you understand? Whereas you have your whole life ahead of you. I can’t take it anymore. They’re really living the good life, aren’t they
, his girlfriend? It has already been stated that a How
everyone knows well? It’s called the bank room. The bank hall
of Saint-Vincent-de-Mauve. It’s good. That’ll be
alright. But this time,
I intend to see you again. You see, one centimeter for Dad,
one centimeter for Frédéric. One more centimeter for dad,
one more centimeter for Frédéric. You’re both going to be proud
of me. It’s going great. One centimeter for Dad,
one I’ll put for Frédéric. That way , I’ll give Dad
one centimeter for Frédéric, that’ll give him nice cheeks. Who read it to you?
Hello everyone. How are you ?
Hi. What are you doing outside? What’s going on
? In other words, there was a small problem. No, nothing too serious, I think.
What kind? This is Fanny.
She is in the hospital. What ?
She fell. The children were playing near
the pool and she slipped. Okay, we’re doing well. But we were unable to warn you. We didn’t know where you were. It’s good. It’s all of my skin. Were you scared? It’s an accident, a stupid accident. The children wanted to
dive from the top of the wall. The doctor arrives. Hello Sir.
Hello Sir. So, your daughter… Yes, wait,
I’m not the dad, he is. Excuse me, there are
so many people here. I’m having trouble finding it. I don’t think the mother is here.
It’s me. I mean, I’m the one presenting it. So, as I was saying, your daughter broke down. Lorin Duhce, the wrong, the upper third. So.
Bal will have to keep the cast on
for three weeks. It’s not… It’s a bit annoying,
but it’s not a big deal. Yes. Yes, I’m holding you in my arms, my darling. My sweet little baby. I miss you, you know? I miss you so much. Put your dad back on the air for me. Hello ? You should put her to bed,
she looks exhausted. Listen, I don’t know, I feel so
lost right now, it’s… It’s hard being away from you. Yes I know. We’ll talk about it later. We remember. Is everything alright?
Hold. Well, well, that would do you good. Go ahead. It’s going to get better. I keep telling myself it’s not a big deal,
but with children, we worry so much. You’re lucky you don’t know about that. Luck? No, I don’t think so.
I love children. And my real regret
is not having any. How much do you have?
Three. You ? Oh boy. No wonder.
Women are admirable. They work, they have husbands,
sometimes lovers, children. And sometimes, even a lot of talent. They are so admirable
that you preferred to avoid them? Let’s just say I was afraid I would
n’t be up to the task. You know, my mother was a
terrifyingly perfect woman. At the height of her career as a pianist,
she remained a perfect wife and mother , a cherished friend
who hosted lavish dinners. It was seductive, even. With her, life seemed like a dream. In fact, I never recovered. Okay, let’s pack our bags. Suitcases? Yes , we’re going to see your daughter. But… Well, listen,
set rehearsals don’t resume until Wednesday. Your assistant stayed there to oversee
the execution of the costumes, and we were perfectly free to finish
our work in Provence. And the sets? Don’t look for reasons not to
leave, you bad mother. Oh, oh God, awesome. Complete the sentence: The man
from Gros Magnon knows… how to make a fire.
It’s very witchy. It was Mathilde who came up with the idea.
That’s what people are saying. Damn. Can you, Simon? Well done, always a quick fix. Simon, you can go to the other side,
because it’s giving me a little trouble every time, we’ll get it that way. Be careful, Adrien,
I’m soaked now. Give it to me, big guy.
There, he’s soaking. How many glasses could she
fill with two watering cans? Who is it? I don’t know,
maybe it’s the postman. Maybe my door is my mother’s door. Perhaps, but how many
with two watering cans? 200. 200.
There are perhaps three watering cans. Mom ! Cuckoo ! Hey, my love. My baby, mine. Let me see this plaster cast. Does it
hurt? No. This is
for my love. Here, here are your gifts. This and that. And the rest is for Laetitia.
Where is she? She’s here.
Wait, come and get it for me. What are you doing here? Surprise. That’s great, Thomas.
How are you ? Did you send me?
Hi, hello my little darling. Good morning my love. Here, these are your gifts.
How are you ? I just saw you.
THANKS. How are you ?
You had a superb… Thank you. It’s good. My big boy.
How are you ? How are you.
Hello Mrs. Hey, your gifts are over there.
Bob has them. Hello my soup.
Good morning. It’s so wonderful to see you. It’s so
beautiful here. Did you see that?
It’s magnificent. Who was where?
Bob. Was he on stage? Hello, Chantal.
Good morning. It’s me. I’m fantastic. Yeah ? I didn’t put a ribbon on,
but I’m such a teenager. Here, Celia, this is for me to go to.
Where is she? She is in the village with her friends.
At this time? Mom.
Yes, I’m coming. I am already familiar with this tradition. Here, you can give this to your sister. A little behind the kitchen.
Come on, let’s go look at the boobs. I’m going to help you.
How’s it going, family? It’s happening.
Yes, it’s going really well. Okay, really?
Yes. Yes, magnificent. Are you going to try
to take a vacation? Do you like it? We’re going to undo it. It’s not too big. You see?
It’s a silly thing. She made some beautiful costumes. I hear you
made some beautiful costumes. It’s Bob who… I don’t know.
THANKS. Does anyone want something to drink? No, no, no, no, thank you. I’d be happy to , Frédéric. What do you suggest? Go to the fridge
for what you need. Would you like a small pastis?
I’d like that. It’s going well, then… Yes, we’re in our second act. We’ll go dancing. Why dance? We need to work a little
more on intercourse. Why can we rinse it?
For what ? Why move forward? We need to work a little
more on intercourse. Why can we rinse it?
For what ? For what ?
For what ? For what ? Does
everyone eat lunch here? Why not ?
We are absolutely wonderful here. Go shopping in the village. Do you want me to come with you? No, don’t worry, I’ll
just get some meat. On the other hand, the god of Avray. It was very good. I thought to myself, “Okay,
Sophie, are you happy?” The first one’s fine. If you’re going to remake the world while I’m not
here, give me a little summary. Frédéric, don’t you want to
try and bring Julie back to me? I would still be happy
to see her. Okay. He’s leaving. Is
he leaving? Julie? Do you know Julie? Julie? Julie? Julie? Excuse me for bothering you, but your mother just arrived unexpectedly. So naturally,
he’s a little surprised not to see you. Ah yeah.
And we’re nothing here? Uh… Vince. Yeah. All right. What’s going on
with Leonardo? Let me introduce you to Joëlle. My art was broken a month ago. Hi. Hi. And can we know why
we aren’t aware of this? I think I went there,
I was asking for permission. Okay then, let’s go. Okay, where should I meet you?
I don’t know. I’ll leave you a note. Okay. See you later . He wrote, “Hey, that’s
not where. That’s clever.” What is he doing? Julie, I have a question for you. What does this boy do for a living? Some stuff. What do you mean , stuff?
How old is he? 24 years old. Does he work? Is he studying? No, he’s unemployed
like everyone else. How many
questions like that are they going to ask me? Julie, you’ll leave me
another time, please. When I think that you dumped
Leonard for a zombie like that, your mother is going to go crazy
when she finds out. Stop bothering me with Leonard,
he’s a loser, Leonard is a wimp. He doesn’t know what he wants, he spends his
time burying himself in his books. That guy has forgotten how to live. I don’t give a damn about Leonardo,
I don’t love him anymore, I never loved him. Good. Wait, you’ll excuse me. I have an errand to run, it’ll only take
two seconds. Where are you going? I’m leaving, I don’t want to see you anymore,
I don’t want to stop, I don’t need to see anyone. Stop it now, Julie, calm down, get
back in that car right away. Leave me alone . Okay, get lost.
And what should I tell your parents? Come. I can’t. I’ve spent too much, my dear. It’s a lifesaver. We’re going to catch up on some
sunshine, my baby. Me, come on, come here. I’m not going to put you in
the shade, my baby. Go ahead , that’s what’s there, the others. It’s an ear box. That’ll pay off for you. And that must have sunk me. Stop. Can you be at
fault if not for overturning? I’m going to be as fat as a French fry.
No, no. Really, Laetitia. No, no, no.
No. No.
No. No. You should have come to the theatre, huh? No, it’s really blown up. Frédéric, Paul, Agnès’ husband, underwent
a very serious operation last year. He had an organ removed. Have you seen what can
already be removed? What can be taken away from you
that is not essential to life? A visit?
I don’t know. Hey intellectuals,
I’m looking for the name of an organ. Which organ? I don’t know, an organ that can be
removed that isn’t essential for life? I don’t know, the gigounette. Ah yes, I know, that’s it, the spleen. So, you can imagine,
this idiot no longer has a rat. It’s horrible, isn’t it? It was at the Aix-
en-Provence Festival in 1980. Yes, it was staged by Véry. Do
you remember, Sophie? We saw that together.
Huh, you don’t remember? Yes, it was. Ah, that was good. The hearts at the beginning of Act 3
in the penalty shootout, I think at the time, we had never seen that before. And Sylvie, at that moment,
was stunningly beautiful. She still had a voice, but a sublime one. But she wanted to take on
major repertoire roles far too young, and then she completely broke down. Mommy, Mommy. In fact, last year
I auditioned her, she was the man of her own making. It was something else entirely. This system is cruel. We discover a talent,
we squeeze it like an orange, and then we throw away the strings immediately.
It’s… But stop, my dear,
you see. It’s good that I’m talking to you. It’s been 10 days since you last saw
your daughter, having robbed her. Are you waiting until she’s in a coma
to take care of her? But Fanny is doing very well and I
played with her all afternoon. So you see my darling,
mom is a great artist, but she has a stopwatch instead of a heart. So, children, it’s four hours
a week and not a minute more. The rest of the time,
she needs it for her creative work and also to participate in
brilliant conversations. Where we, poor mortals,
have no place. In other words , you understood correctly.
No, you stay silent and you lie. My heart aches. Do you want to take my place, Frédéric? I’ll take care of the little one myself. Oh no, I have nothing to say about the opera. What are you looking for? You want us to have a fight in front of
everyone, is that it? I want you to answer your
children when they speak to you. They never see them, so when you’re
there, you take care of them a little bit. Especially when they are hurting, when they
need you. Are you going to criticize me again for working
while you’re taking care of the children? But boss, my old boss, I’m
not the one stopping you. Listen, stop right there, stop. Furthermore, if you don’t take good care of the children. The little girl had this accident
because you weren’t there. Was she under
your girlfriend’s supervision? Yes, that’s true, it’s
entirely my fault. I never leave the children for a
whole day without telling them where I am. Even when I’m working,
you can still reach me. Your show is really bad. I’m sorry, I’m
not running for an Oscar. I’m trying to explain myself to my wife. If you have no objection. He’s too precious. And so, here come the tears. She’s the nice one,
and naturally, I’m the big bad guy. Stop. Stop. We’ll go get her. No, right now she’s driving me crazy. Go ahead , you. Do it for the children. Come on, don’t get yourself
into such a state. You don’t realize. I was so
happy to see the children. He ruins everything, they always win everything. He may not be the only one to blame. Eh ? You have many qualities, but in the end,
it’s not always easy to live with you.
I know what I’m talking about. For us, it wasn’t the same,
we were so young. No. No, it’s strange, there are details
where you haven’t changed at all. This way of neglecting
those who are dearest to us. You know that ever since you arrived,
I’ve been watching you with Frédéric. If you barely look at him, only speak to
him about trivial things, and make no effort. Does he do it himself, perhaps? You come to see him,
he’s waiting for you to be interested in him, not in Bob, me or anyone else. I see him all year round, Frédéric. That’s no reason to treat him
like an object or like the babysitter from What’s Wrong, Son?
I’m getting on my nerves. The way he always has of watching for
the slightest misstep with my children. He’s rebelling now. He’s calling you. Look at it, listen to it,
it’s not a piece of furniture. He exists too, with his own problems. And he loves you. He loves you.
He needs you to admire him. It is only in your eyes that he can
sense that he is an admirable man. If you despise it, it ceases to exist. And he dies. I admired you enormously. That didn’t stop us from separating. You didn’t admire me in every way. What does that mean ?
You cheated on me, Sophie. That means you made love with
someone else, so at least on that level, I wasn’t… It’s admirable. It was a minor, insignificant
adventure. You’re the one who filled it up completely. You see, that’s your flaw. That’s it. You decide entirely on your own the importance
of what you inflict on others. You have sex with another man, and
you decide it’s not a big deal. But imagine, for me,
it was a disaster. It’s a disaster.
The world has collapsed. I felt abandoned, rejected. You cheated on me, you didn’t love me anymore. It was serious, believe it or not. It was serious. I know I hurt you a lot. But I paid a very high price for it, you know. Because afterwards, I… I was desperate to live without you. Have you met Frédéric? Yes.
He was attentive, reassuring, and available. And then, since he met you, your life is
much better, admit it. He gave me a renewed zest for life, yes. He’s strong. A bit macho, you must like that. No, but yes. I am the older brother,
he is the man, the real man. But I still miss the time when
we were married, you and I. Especially when I see you. It’s your youth you
regret, you know. That will never happen again, that’s over. Meanwhile, you’re messing up
your relationship with Frédéric with some kind of
stupid, irrelevant nostalgia. You’re with him without really being with him, so how can you
expect him not to feel that? I talked to
him a lot before you arrived, you know. A lot. He’s a very good guy, Frédéric. But really, very good. He loves you, he adores our children. He takes much better care of them than you do. We have to admit it. But I have no
desire for you to leave him. But lately,
he hasn’t been the same. He’s much less nice to me. But you realize how
you’re treating him. It’s because I’m tired. I’m tired all the time. It feels good to talk to you. I think about you often, you know. I miss you. What are you saying? You’re asking me why. That’s your problem, it’s now. I no longer have any puppets. I can no longer manipulate myself
with your pretty fingers. Damage. I’ve made myself suffer too much. I could never
love you like that again. That’s all over now . Come on, we’re going to fall over there.
Come on, we’re going to fall over there. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Do you want to talk? For what ? Do we have anything else to tell you? Listen Frédéric, stop with your excessive god-talking. It seems as if you would take
pleasure in persecuting me. Are you the one who spends all day trying to make me look like
an idiot in front of Bertrand and your director? And I’m the one persecuting you? When you’ve gotten over your paranoia,
we can resume the dialogue. In the meantime, good night,
I’m going to sleep in the hall. You stay here.
Stop, you’re hurting me. Stop. I’m warning her, you go through that door,
I’m leaving this house, you never see me again in your life, and you
deal with the kids yourself, okay? I don’t take your threats well at all. I’m fed up. Do
you want to leave? Go away. Get out of here
. Here, go on, put on your suitcases.
Let’s get started. Go on, get out of here. Stop it, you’re going to wake
everyone up now. So what are you
waiting for to get the hell out of here? You’re not going to choose it,
you’re going to put up with it. That you’re going to kill me,
that you’re going to drive me crazy. Stop, stop.
Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop.
Stop. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. I’m stopping you. Stop.
Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop.
Stop. What’s going on ? Go back to bed. Something has to be done,
the police have to be called, a doctor has to be called. The children went, damn it. Come children, come. I was scared, he’s crazy. Go back to bed, children. Okay, okay, okay, okay, again, that’s not good. Wait until tonight,
you’ll sleep in my room. That’s better for me. I’m going to sleep in the living room. Come, come. Wait. Sit down there. It’ll be OK ? Do you want something to sleep with?
Yes, I’d like that. You know me, I did something
wrong earlier. Here, you’re going to sleep now. Like that. Ouch, big one. How are you ? No. Come on. Stay. No, absolutely not. Just a tiny bit. Let go of me.
Let go of me. Let go of me.
Let go of me. Is everything alright? I’d like to give you a hug, Mom. It’ll all work out,
my little chick, I don’t know. Do you think so? Of course. Often, when we fight very
hard, it’s because we love each other very much. Like me and Simon? That’s it, it’s the same. Come on, let’s go see Mom. Sophie. Fanny wants to see you. Come, my darling. Can I sleep with you? If you want. Excuse us, Fanny. We
apologize for scaring you so much. We won’t do that again.
I promise. Are you leaving? No, I’m going to get some croissants.
Take me back. I’ll be right back. Take me with you. Shh, don’t speak so loudly,
you’ll wake up, Mom. Take me back with you, Dad. So, come on. I’m in my pajamas. That’s not a big deal. I threw you a lot of clothes. You’ll see, we’ll be
like old friends again. Like reunions. Do
you believe me? Why are you going so fast, Dad? Because we’re racing, my baby. Paris, the map,
we’re going to win by two seconds. I don’t like running, I’m scared. I would like you to hold my hand. Be brave, Fanny. We’ll outmaneuver him, we’ll win. And what are we going to win? I don’t know. I don’t know. Don’t be an idiot, Frédéric. Don’t be an idiot. I’m not being stupid,
I’m going to the bakery. At the bakery?
With your luggage? I can’t take it anymore.
I need to get out of here. There is no other solution. Is that the little one? Is child abduction what they’re after
? It was your family
who wanted to come with me. That proves at least that she loves me. Sophie loves you too, animal. Stop acting
like a child with her. It looks like you’re the oldest of the kids.
Shit. You don’t understand, it’s his fault. It’s always all about
his fucking job. For me, it makes me feel completely infantilized. I’m here straining, moaning,
begging like a dog. Besides, it’s the world turned upside down because
she’s the one living a guy’s life and I’m
the aggressive and jealous woman. How are you ?
Why are you still doing this? I don’t know.
Yes. I feel like a
locomotive without a driver. I’m going for it, I feel like things are going to go wrong
and I’m going straight for it. Do you know what you’re doing? You are sounding
the alarm. That’s what you’re doing. You just have to do what the
old women do, my friend. There you go, you’re freeing yourself
from the domestic empire. That’s all. The emancipation of new peers, that’s
a good movement to create. I swear you won’t be
the only one at the protest. We must be wary of Sophie. I know Sophie well.
I know her. For her, life is like the theatre. She treats us like characters,
she assigns us roles. I am the father.
I am a father. I am his father, pure spirit,
artistic advisor, and then you, you are the kids’ buddy. The nice, resourceful guy
who doesn’t get into trouble. After a while,
she found the play boring. Then finally, she finds that our roles
aren’t all that interesting, so she gets bored.
She’s bored. When she gets bored,
she becomes mean. If you love her, you wo
n’t let yourself be trapped by her. Invent, you have to invent. We must never stop inventing. Otherwise, everyday life will
take over. Then there… Their name, Saint-Français.
It’s good. Well done.
All right. And then, the bowls. Bob, you know
the area remarkably well. Yes, I came often with
my mother when I was little. My darling, come quickly. I’ve prepared a little
super-vitamin cocktail for you to help you recover from your emotions. Yes, Fanny? She didn’t sleep with you? Yes, but she was more in my bed. Bertrand and Frédéric
are not here either. That’s impossible. What could have happened? My darling, really, I
truly believe we need to call the police. You’re not going to bring
the police into this, are you? Wait a little while, they’ll be back. Bob, you don’t know Frédéric? He is capable of anything. Come, my darling, I assure you, it’s better. It has to be done. What’s the police number here?
What is Paris? 17. The police?
Yes, hello sir. Family holidays are awesome. As Jules Bonnard said, not
everyone wants to be behind the wheel. How do you like it ?
No, I’m not going to sting you. Hey, here they are. My sweet little baby. Where were you? We went to get some croissants. It’s too late, we’ve finished lunch. Yes, we have nothing in our stomachs. Come on, let’s push,
let’s eat something. Thanks anyway. It was nothing. You’re clever.
We were worried sick. Frédéric, would you like a coffee? Gladly. Chantal will make you angry,
won’t she, Chantal? But certainly. Wait, my little chick. The children, they… I thought I’d go for a
long walk this afternoon. I know a castle up near here
where I went when I was angry. I would like to go and see
what became of him. I can’t see it on the map. Maybe they rehired him, right? Yes, they think they’re entitled to it. You should go with someone
who knows the area well. Can’t you help me find my way? There is something not very
far away, it is the tower in Rhune, the great summit, the Pit Vieux. It doesn’t say, “That’s the one.” The glue of the moon is like
a great moon, a Vébrusque, of charpa. The main road.
The road, the road, the road. You see? That’s
the Fada code. My little one, what are you doing up there? It’s dangerous,
you know your arm is coming. We need to try to get weighed down,
lifting, in the countryside. He is happy.
Can we go there? Come on, let’s go.
Come on, let’s go. Come on, let’s go.
Come on, let’s go. Come on, let’s go.
Pay close attention to the sword tubes. All right. Do
you understand? It’s very nice to see everything moving around. But all these guys, they’re alone. After 35 years, it scares me. I’m 30 years old, I
absolutely have to meet a guy. Hey , by the way, I wanted to tell you. Bob is really great. How seductive. It’s a shame he doesn’t like women. He really doesn’t like them?
He always knows, you’ll see. Fanny, my darling, be careful. Laetitia too. Mommy, mommy, look at this. She is magnificent. Oh dear, that’s surely very rare.
We’ll see. You know, girls,
when you find rare flowers or plants , you shouldn’t pick them,
otherwise they won’t grow anymore. But we didn’t know it was rare. There is no sign that
says: Don’t love me picking. Perhaps it can be replanted. No, Nounouille,
the roots are gone. What is the name of this flower? Well , I don’t know about that. A colchic, right?
Isn’t that what colchic is? I have absolutely no idea. Here, my darling. We should probably ask Dad,
but he might know. Okay , let’s go. Daddy, daddy. What is this flower? It’s a very rare flower.
Where did you find it? Besides, the wall down below. Its name is “It’s not possible”. But often, we say wolf’s mouth. Mom, I was sure he knew. Let’s go, Bob.
It’s very beautiful. Before the beach, come with us. I’m coming
. Everyone .
You see? Come on, children, let’s continue. And then, they were all eaten
by sheep or, in the forest, by wild rabbits. Could you give it to me, Mom? Do you think it’s a one-time pleasure?
Yeah, I think so. Gift.
Wait for me. That’s what it is . Gift ? Mufflier. THANKS. Perhaps you could go
play with the others. You’re not going to argue about it again?
No. Promise? Sworn. I love you both. You and I still managed to achieve something amazing. Fanny. Yes. We mustn’t hurt him. She is magnificent. Then, she looks like you. Finally, physically, because in every other way
, she’s much better than you. Perhaps in other respects,
she resembles her father. But, what a hypocrite,
you don’t even believe a word of it? No. But, believe it or not, I still love you. Don’t leave me. I need you. Do you love me or do you need me? Don’t do it again . By when? I’d like to have a drink tomorrow
evening in Lorient with the cameraman. That’s Pierrot, you know him?
Yes. We have to go away for 15 days at sea. Actually, I have absolutely no idea
how we’re going to manage with the children. Do n’t worry,
we’ll find a solution. We did well
this afternoon. Thanks to whom?
Thanks to me. You’re really awful.
You too. Here’s the cake. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you, Fanny. Happy birthday to you. The candles are in stages.
I’ll still tell you everything. Go ahead, we’ll make a group for you.
One two three. Yeah.
Well done. That’s good. It’s a
shame Julien isn’t here. He had promised. Okay, the presents. Yes, gifts. Bob, help! Help me, it’s too expensive. I don’t know. Okay. Give me a plate. Gifts. I wasn’t afraid.
Look, look. We’ll take the little ones, won’t we?
There you go, Julie. Yes, we will defend ourselves. There are still some. So. Let me
introduce you to Joel and his friends. If you don’t have enough,
you ask us for more. We were worried we’d miss you
a little, so you see. They came to surprise
Fanny for her birthday. Finally, if you’d like. Hello Joel.
Good morning. Listen, we’re delighted
you came. THANKS. Would
you like a little glass of champagne? Yes, that’s good.
Go for it. Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning. Do
you want some concrete? GOOD. What’s the surprise?
The surprise. It’s good. It’s wonderful, it’s very starry. It’s a shame we’re all leaving tomorrow. Is
everyone leaving? Yes, indeed . You return to Paris with Sophie,
Bertrand goes to Bordeaux for his film. He’s taking Fanny and Laetitia, whom he’s going to
drop off at my parents’ house in Toulouse. And then Frédéric leaves for Brittany. He leaves
Simon Bonnoyen in Nantes along the way. Sophie left them at the age of sailing. When she orgasms, her parents allow her
to finish the holidays with them. And you ? I don’t know yet. Nobody is waiting for me. And you could have stayed here
and you were home to me. You will do me one last thing,
one final act of love, and you will give it back to me with it. Bob, but that’s a brilliant idea. You see what I’m missing,
it’s a man like you. A man capable of giving
meaning to my life. Do you see what I mean?
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Déjà vu mais je vais le regarder avec plaisir, merci
Très sympa !