Hello, Again! Mr. Dispatch is back at it and his second episode is all about dealing with our limpness and the reality of relying on supervillains for our satisfaction. We continue being fed loads of lore that while tiny in size are used expertly to create a cohesive world, as this time we receive more loads of lore from a girthy list of characters. Allowing us to form a deeper understanding of the rich substance hiding under the layers of each character. Now with more loads of lore stuffed inside us we can further refine our palate, as we start to get a feel of each character. All of whom will stick in your mind long after you have finished and leave their mark on you for years to come. Well take a sit and be good but stay active with your solider at the ready because the bumpy ride has started and you’re already Onboard.
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Well, can you just focus? What? You got ADHD
or something? I got ADHD. Is that obvious? Yes, [ __ ] It is. Well, then answer the question. I
don’t want to sit here and fixate on it when we’re supposed to be doing whatever superhero [ __ ]
Those uh long ones with the cream inside. Oh, to like get that across. Obviously that wasn’t
an option in the game. It was either let the someone. I just picked that because I don’t
know if letting the moment pass lock me out of the romance in general. The commercial. It
was weird. Weird. But maybe going for the kiss locks out the romance, too. Put my mom into
my man. He’s He’s like a rock star. It’s uh I’m joking because of the rock and the roll.
Cool. Cool commercial. I’m a forama fan. You might say you could say that. He seems cool,
phenomenal even, and quite the salesman. Oh, yeah. I mean, he could sell snowballs to an es.
Is it not not cool to say? Snowman. He He could sell snowballs to a snow person. Anyone made a
snow any color snow doesn’t have to be white. Oh god. Okay. Yep. That’s not right. That is
not right. That is Yeah, that just Yeah. Okay, let me help you. I don’t know how to
necessary. I’m sure I No need to. You nervous? Big job interview. No, I mean, yes, but
yes, it’s more My powers make everything wet, but moist. Water boy is how
they call me. But yes, I am I am interviewing. Why is it the like the
prowler music playing for Flaming Bay? Oh, okay. Oh, he asked if we know who he is. Your
face is next aside of my face. I see that. I know you of you. You’re Mecca Man. I You’re You’re
dead. I thought just on the inside. You uh look small or different in person. Never meet your
heroes, kid. Oh, wasn’t sure you’d show up. Oh, wow. Blazer vlog. A a real hero. Sorry,
but I I need him for something. Follow me. Break the record. He’s probably just refilling the
water coolers, isn’t he? Dispatch, I see the logo. That’s smart. Oh, and then you also see it a lot
more clearly there. What’s happening right now? We don’t want too many people knowing you’re Mecca
man. What? That wasn’t a choice. Former heroes, but it’s better if you keep your identity a
secret. We’ve had incidents in the past. Here. They advertise that as a choice in the marketing
and it’s not here. I was a little drunk. Listen, it’s going to be great. Okay. Never felt
silly wearing this. I love that marketing though. reckoning the romance and then what’s
not there that with the silence it worked. Get dressed. I have somebody I need you to meet.
I love that. Sorry. Should I turn around or what? Do you uh should I close my eyes?
Maybe if that makes you more comfortable. It’s fine. I don’t mind. Oh, yeah. No, it’s it’s
sure. I mean, don’t stare at me straight in the eyes or anything cuz that would be odd. Yeah,
I’ll actually Yeah, I’m just going to Yeah, there. I don’t know. It doesn’t look like it, but
I am flexing every muscle in my body right now. Really? Okay. Well, you didn’t have
to say it like that. I I want to say again, I’m sorry about last night. I regret the way
I conducted myself. It was a mistake. Yeah, I felt a complicated mistake. I can uh go into
the details of those complications with you. I’ll take your lead. Look, I’ll take your lead.
So, if it’s complicated or whatever, just, you know, let me know when it isn’t. Yeah, that’s
what I should do. It was a nice night. Nothing more than that. Yeah, I’d like to keep things
professional, right? That’s why you brought me to this conference room to strip down in front
of you. Profesh. Are you serious? Oh, okay. I’m the invisible stalker. Conference room. So, uh, you two [ __ ] or
what? We kissed, but it was very innocent. Like cheek innocent or tip of your dick
innocent? Okay, stop. First of all, we might call it kiss. You kissed me. Second of
all, it’s none of your freaking business. Well, what she cost? Must have been a good one, Robert.
This is Invisagal. She is part of the Phoenix program. We take former super villains such as
herself and rehabilitate them to re-enter society to use their powers for Are those my earrings?
Well, they look better on me. Invisical. This is Robert. He’ll be your team’s dispatcher. Oh,
watch dadbot superhero with no superpowers. Can’t wait. His identity. All of this. That’s
staying between us. He’s still Mechaman, but that can’t get out. And if it does, I’ll know
who it came from. You think I want to tell people our dispatcher is a [ __ ] loser? Look, you might
think these are less than ideal circumstances, but it’s something you need to get used to.
When you’re out on the field, even the best laid plans can fail. So out there or in here,
we do what we can. We make the best of it. Yeah. Well, I’m wet. I see why you like him.
Look at that trip. What is that look? Best Buy Fight Club. [ __ ] yeah. That
was like good. That’s a good one. What’s that look? Best Buy Fight Club. A weekly
ranking list for all the heroes in the company. And she’s at the bottom. She called
herself Invisibich when she was a villain. We’re trying to rebrand her. Yeah, I thought
Invisagal felt kind of corny for her. Yeah, the name was my idea. Just get your shirt on,
deadbud. Just get your shirt on, dad. Oh, damn. I really am bad. This is SDN. How can we help
you? We’re not the highest profile branch in the network, but we’ve got what makes the real
difference. Great people. Some of them aren’t even people, and they’re still great. One of
the three copers on this floor. Facts. scan does literally everything. Documentation,
one of the three D’s at SDN. There tends to be a healthy amount of paperwork. I used to
call it triple D’s, but I was informed that had a different connotation. How many
heroes do you have here? Networkwide, we’re over 300. Here at the Torrance branch,
we’ve got somewhere between I’m not sure if I’m making the same time working different
shifts. Yep. We’re all about diversity. Lana works in the mail room from a different
galaxy altogether. And then there’s Galen way back there. Born with superheroing. He’s from
I want to say Florida. Florida. Florida. Yeah, we’re all about diversity. Over there. The alien
and the That was one guy. The immigrant. Speaking of math, where one alien and one immigrant. All
about diversity. Excuse me. Restroom. I mean, it it’s right up there. Sorry. At work, I tend
to get a little corny. corporate dick. Meet me in the records room when you’re done. If you get
lost, look for the door that says records room. That guy with super hearing is interesting cuz
wouldn’t that make you like worse at being a dispatcher? Wouldn’t that like frustrate you so
much? I have to have everything on like one volume or worse. Sorry, I was eating food. That’s why I
did the Hey, you just talking about That’s funny. My auntie name me Roy, but people call me Roy.
We’re broing. We do this. All right. Good to meet you, bro. Likewise. A romance. Don’t worry. We’re
getting all the romances set up all in line. So, roid like like so that way we can pick
which ones fall into place. Hell no. No, no, no, no. Listen, listen. Get two other
guys here. They go by the name Roy. So, I think three other guys that go by the name Rory.
I bust you up and then you know you got roid. You know what I’m saying? That’s what I That’s what
I think. I have three separate roids. Bust you up. That’s right. You think that’s why they
call me Roy? Ryan. Like I’m on steroids. No, but they think I’m some kind of a juice head.
They think I’m not Natty, bro. They think Roy not Natty. No, I’m just kidding, man. Just making
jokes about your name and the [ __ ] Yeah, whatever. I no care. That’s Yeah, noia
is probably best. Nice meeting you, Roid. Even if it was while we were both
holding our dicks. You unfunny bugger. May man, I just whispered in probably like Okay,
so I was worried about your unwashed hand, but now I’m worried that everyone
here knows who I am. Nah, brother, it’s Kapoo. Need to know basis and Roy need
to know. I don’t want to go come pick up the suit or fix them for the SDN. Cool. You going to
wash before you do that? Nah, bro. I never touch nothing. Just touch my pants and underwear
only. Even for shake, I just do like this. Can you show me again? I don’t think I got it. Holy [ __ ] Who’s this frecklefaced fug?
How are you? That’s an aggressive way to greet someone. Look at this
skinny latte prick. Your bones, kid. You here to whip these [ __ ]
into shape or what? That’s the idea. Why is this happening? What? It’s a hug, not a
hand job. Lighten up. Be that as it may, I’m still confused. All right. Because I’m old as [ __ ] How
about this? This jog your memory Naruto dabbing. Holy [ __ ] Naruto running. Why you accepting hugs
from all you don’t know? Oh, and hey, they call me Chase around here, so keep it. Sure. Right. Hello.
I am back again. Very loud animals. Yeah. Woo. What? 10, 15 years. Has it really been that long?
Yeah. Yeah, I reached out to this little piss ant when his dad passed. Then he got to ducking me
like he owed me money. I was in a weird place. I understand, kid. It was tough on all of us. So
I can’t imagine what you went through. Yeah. So what’s up? You going to tell me why you look like
Black Einstein? Sorry, I never noticed. [ __ ] It’s the powers. I can move 50 times faster than
the average person, but I didn’t realize until it was too late. And I was aging 50 times faster when
I used my powers. Nowadays, I’m moving slower than frozen piss to keep the old ticket from popping
on me. Then how old are you really? I turned 39 a few months ago, but went to Dave and Buster.
[ __ ] was lit. So, I guess this means you’re the one person I can’t complain to about losing my
suit. You better not. I would resurrect and rekill your [ __ ] father in front of you if it meant
being able to use my powers again. Yeah. Jesus. not age. What? Obviously, I’d let Robert have one
last I love you before I before I I I extinguish the light from his eyes. Was he always like this?
Yes, actually. We joke, we laugh, we suppress our trauma. All right, enough of this feeling [ __ ]
Let’s introduce you to your team of losers. I’ve already been introduced, but in case you
haven’t already watched my dispatch demo video. Now, if I’m being honest, I still think we
should have canned these tunas months ago. I think this is a different animation.
Cuz if we don’t see improvements soon, the whole program will be
scrapped. Cool. No pressure. Sonar here was a Harvard graduate who who will
not shut the [ __ ] up about being a Harvard graduate like all Harvard graduates who also
orchestrated some of the most effective Silicon Valley investment frauds in US history. Also
also sometimes he transforms into exactly as first after he emptied your pension plan. I used
to be exactly 6 foot. It has two forms. That big ass bat creature and normal sonar transforms into
a bat. Highly intention addicted to a variety of controlled substances. Bezelment, extortion, drug
possession, forgery, fraud, money laundering, perjury, cyber bullying. Uh, honestly, all those
except I don’t know what perjury is. Uh I’m an idiot. I don’t know what that is. All of those
ex. So with perjury like excluded just cuz I don’t know what it is. I would be willing to do all of
those crimes except cyber bullying kind of. Flombe flame and his skin does not burn. Right. Met him.
Didn’t you ever run in with him years back? I did. Yeah. So you know he’s a certifiable [ __ ] Oh
intelligence. Yeah. They’d say all the words. 36 6’4 pyrochinesis flame invulnerability pyro
propulsion gat Afghanistan was his birthplace. I don’t blame him. I don’t blame him. That’s
all I’m going to say. I don’t blame him. Uh, anger issues, unsurprising history
of arson, the scientist on suit, arson, assault, vandalism. Yeah, invisal who you
met turned herself in a few months ago and entered the program on the condition we didn’t ask
questions. That’s a little suspicious now. Really? Of a criminal that turns invisible and doesn’t
like to answer questions? What tipped you off, Sherlock? It’s 27 invisibility
and day in combat. Los Angeles, California. Come in visible. I will, but
only while holding a breath. Abrasive, aloof. Crimes, assault, lararsenly,
robbery. Yep. I honestly think I’ve she’s This is who our Bailey voices. This
is I can’t remember his name. Ah, this is my critical call. We already heard Jack Septicai.
This is the late We got a We got approval from this lady. Here we have Coupe, which I recently
learned is a French ballet term that means to cut, hence the knives. That’s very clever. Say, so
everybody calls her Coupe. She was an assassin for the mob, then went independent. Unknown 5′
10. Uh, umbrenetic weaponry, umbrentic flight, superhuman accuracy. So she’s like Diego
from Umbrella Academy if she had some extra whatever Umbra kinetic is extra like weapons and
flight mysterious deadly and unapproachable kill count like many things about her is unknown.
So, vibrations too. That’s what kinetic is, right? But what is Umbra? Umbra
is like darkness, dark vibrations, mysterious, deadly, and and unapproachable.
Her true kill count like many things about hers unknown. Aggravated assault,
extortion, firstdegree murder, kidnapping, stalking. Yeah. Punch up.
Carnival strong man who made a deal with the sorcerers. She gave him the
strength of 10 men. His muscles grew, but his body shrunk. He’s got all the
charm and brains of a greasy bowling ball. Charm and brains of a greasy bowling ball.
Apparently, a greasing a greasy bowling ball is more charming than her, her him, and is equal to
him. So, you know, greasy bowling balls out there, rise up. H picntoesis. What is I feel like I need
I need a linguistics degree, bro. Like honestly, I just need a like [ __ ] S first [ __ ]
Silent Hill F and then now this. I have no idea. I can’t understand any of this. Galloway
Ironland possesses the strength of 10 men and half the height of one. Battery patrol violation.
Public intoxication. Second degree murder. Second degree. Malevola. Terrifying. She’s got a magic
sword and she creates portals that allow her to teleport. Somehow she’s still late for every
[ __ ] six. I’m pretty sure she does that on purpose. Demon physiology, portal creation, life
force absorption, wound transferal. That’s great. So she’s actually her demon physiology portal
creation. She is life force absorption wound transfer. She is the best all-arounder you
could ask for. She has things that keep the up her mobility with the portals. She has
things that up that theoretically should up her like survivability, life absorption, like her
ability to kill. But her best combats are her best strengths are combat and charisma are interesting.
Or you kind of wanna I don’t you Yeah, you want to three intellect, three charisma. If
I remember his abilities, you want to up You might want to up his vigor because
he’ll his other stuff will naturally rise. with his stuff. And so like with his every
time he completes a mission successfully, if his power is still the same, golem. He
is a construct. Seven. Construct. Yeah. Bunch of dirt and mud made sentient with
magic. Morphological being construct. A he has feelings. Construct. Construct.
That’s so sad. I’m not going to lie. fun truck. It’s turned to life and let’s go. Our
foreign combat and our foreign charisma light or some [ __ ] A lot of this stuff is a guess to
[ __ ] She dress like a pop star. She’s actually super talented. M bro, we’re like she’s amazing.
Secret identity redacted. Birthplace Flint. MI 1.3 mil. What’s it like? I’m not going to lie,
her intellect is the only thing slowing her down. But I feel like they I not going
to lie, I feel like the only reason like and look how many Yeah. The only
reason why they gave her high combat such high combat is because if they made her
like an allarounder like they originally did and she was too strong. I feel like
they had to choose cuz she copies, right? Her her power is that she copies
when you put her on dispatch. That is correct. A copy of the person of dangerous
fuckups. We’re not looking for miracles. She would be too powerful. But we’d love
one if we could get it. She’d be way desk. And she actually What’s that arm squeeze
about? You want one? Here. [ __ ] off. She’s the best. I’m not going to lie.
From like a power standpoint. This is you. Pretty sparse, but feel free to decorate. This computer’s older than you look. It’s
weird that her like other than from like a balancing perspective, it’s weird that her
intelligence is so low doing this. I haven’t even met the team yet. When she’s like slideshow,
first of all, that wasn’t a slideshow. Look, we like to start slow. Most people
don’t make it past the first dispatch, and this is better for everybody’s safety. What do
you mean safety? You’ll be fine. And this here is our little slice of the Southland. Whenever
there’s a crisis in the area, we get a call and guess who answers? Me. Exactly. Now, put your
headset on and introduce yourself to these pricks. Hey team, this is your dispatcher, Robertson.
I’m starting my first shift. Yeah. Tell me that’s a real thing. You can’t be this
on your first day. Come on. He goes, “Clear the channel, please.” There’s a
lot of overlapping on this. I saw him in his underwear. Who? Roberto. I saw him
in his underwear. He packing money. Oh, but he’s got a lot of bruises, which I’m into.
Again, please clear the channel. Get at your emo. Shut the [ __ ] up. Let me remind you, these
calls are recorded for training [ __ ] purposes. So keep the [ __ ] line your stupid
[ __ ] That’s so ir [ __ ] asses out of lost balloon. Sounds balloon is stuck
in a tree. Can you send someone? Don’t make the child cry. I’m [ __ ] going.
This is actually the best one for him. Helping people is actually really cool. Unless it’s an
annoying person, then it [ __ ] sucks. Go. Mr. Vanderstank is requesting a hero for a very
important event. Who’s this Vanderstank guy? William Vanderstank. Certified genius.
Literally, he has a certificate. Yeah, you aren’t a genius. If you need a piece of
paper that says you’re a genius, you’re just jealous. This guy rules. We have to immediately
send him cuz he he really likes this guy. I’ve got some buddies who live under a bridge up this
way. And before you ask, yes, they’re bats. Uh, I’ll take Wednesday. Okay. Tuesday, dibs on
Monday. We got it. Talking about we’re taking bets on when you’ll quit. Almost immediately.
Today’s Friday. I know. Balloon covered. Oh, nailed it. Hero. You’re on fire today.
Oh, this that’s games. Plus one combat, plus one mobilities, spec stacks,
all boost reset after failure. Yep. Okay. What’s uh going on with Sonar? Oh, that Yeah. Um he kind of randomly turns
into a monster sometimes. Randomly. We are working on controlling it. My god, my
bed is sping [ __ ] everywhere. I can’t. Let’s do this. Back to the keyboard. Whatever. All right, I’ll do it with my do this.
You just said all right and I just said whatever. [ __ ] you. What? I just did it. What? I
feel like someone’s hacking into my thing and making say the most random ass voice lines.
Up, down, left, right, up. They’re making this bedet one really easy, I feel. Oh, no. That
maybe that was the museum one. That was hard. Bedet offline. We did it, girl. We did
it, guys. Okay, we want to get him there. We want to send boat robbery in progress
at the yach club. We do want to send her in one piece. I know a shortcut for this
guy’s backyard. Trust me, I can handle this a lot faster on
my own. Yeah. Uh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come
on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Get these idiots out of my bar before they
destroy it. And don’t set the flaming [ __ ] Yeah. You know who we saw in the bar
last night? Mecca Man. And he kicked Flambe’s ass. That little [ __ ] did not
kick my ass. Uh, you did though. They have a bond. I think I heard about that. No, you
didn’t. Because it didn’t happen, Bab. So, we’re all going to shut up about it. Yeah.
Okay. Jeez. Well, bye then. Well, I mean, they have a good What’s it technically? But her
here, does she make a copy of herself? What was the cool? How did you do this? [ __ ] yes. Yeah,
we’ll just send these two together. Whatever. So, what was your rate on this mechaned up drinking
alone? I guess. So, just a guy. Hear that, Flomay? You got your ass kicked by just a guy. All
of you. I actually lost this in the demo, I think, at one point. Just sending invisal. Flombe, you’re
off route. Uh, idol makeover. Idol makeover. Yeah. Hey, it’s me again, Galen. Oh [ __ ] Blazer told
me to show you the ropes, so here we are. Hey, a hero ranked up. Good job. Go check that
hero database. Okay, let’s see here. Yeah, cuz he went on two missions. Meabat. So, the
only thing that doesn’t change is his mobility. Every rank up earns skill points. Actually, combat. We We have
two people with really good vigor and I think I’ll be investing it into them. We She has great intelligence. We We want to go
charisma. Use the uh plus icon next to a stat to spend a skill point. Once you confirm, you can’t
go back. Okay. You don’t have to make choices right away, but don’t forget to check that hero
database. Can you and then it’s in mega platform. This should go to his vigor, right? Whatever.
And we confirm. Yeah, that feels right. forms unknown. Whoa. I sent him with Maleva. She
only has two powers. Interesting. Her powers did not trigger, which is bit frustrating.
Half man, half bat, all freak. For real. What is in the suburbs museum? Fire at a local
park has gotten out of control. Did you start that fire? No. The fire that’s burning two blocks
from where you’re standing. You didn’t start that. Yeah, I mean I don’t know what you’re
talking about. I’m on break. So, how could I know? Long day, stop [ __ ] around. I’ve got
problems without you making new ones. Whatever, man. Criminals protect us. We need Hey, someone’s
robbing the museum. I don’t know what you do, man. I just started your day. Let’s Let’s over
do it a little bit. Graceful but deadly with two. Let’s with two slots with more than two with
equal. That’s not That’s a greater on calls that have greater than two slots. That’s not an equal
sign with two or more. Just put two or more. Plus one combat place and plus one place. Yeah, we
want more mobility here than combat, which Oh, which is why she works well with this guy.
Eh, security here is amateur hour. Denny the bone zone Diaz here. Today’s topic is all
about SDN hiring criminals to protect us. rubbery. Then we need to power assist
weave through. I trust myself. It doesn’t matter either way then. So we actually
should just What’s his name? Actually, no. We need invis girl. Invisal leveled up. Uh uh uh uh. Uh uh uh. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Up, left, down, right. What is I I heard it in my brain
and yet I still did it wrong. Oh my god. It’s down, left, down, left, down, up. Third of the timer left. Piece of cake. All
sensors are back up team. Like sometimes I just do it wrong even though I know how to
brand our place in suburbs. Uh use your body. Okay. I’ll make them [ __ ] That doesn’t work by
the way. Already tried it. But also makes sense more powers. Interesting. I mean with her we have
combat, mobility and intellect, right? I feel like I do feel like we want bigger. We want like
we we kind of want her like he can switch that way he has like the most coverage there.
We want her to have these three a bit on a little bit on lock down like pro from here
we’ll probably do like mobility cuz everyone else need that mobile but like she’s intellect
mobility and combat he’s like he’s heavy vigor so we’re going to be like putting that into
there maybe into combat. He’s like our vigor charisma and then he has some in combat
and we want him. Oh [ __ ] Whatever. She can we can get her to be like the allrounder
like Maleva here. We can have these two be a bit of all rounders which to me makes sense.
She’s you’re like your charisma allrounder. charisma a bit. Yeah. So that way she can pair
well with him. We can up her charisma and her intellect. We need like a twoerson intellect
job. Like with great intellect and charisma, we can send these two. We want him. Him and her
are like a fill in the gaps. That’ be like vigor. Yeah. And so we want for him they have enough
combat between the two of them. We’re going to want to put up his vigor and up his vigor and
charisma. And we want to up her intellect and mobility. Prism. We probably want to just up her
intelligence really you just really so that way she can be a backup like one man like charisma
and intelligence army and lump we can get him to be all the combat and mobility we need cuz
his stats are just going to keep piling piling and piling on. I don’t know if they pile on day
after day. I’ve encountered these thieves before saying you immediately confirm this once it’s done. Yeah. time to freak some [ __ ] out. Okay. Okay. [ __ ] No, we need this is heavy intelligence.
I feel like we need He doesn’t really have that. I still think swift as the knight, sharp
as my knife. And then for the final one, since I know both of them have unionized,
would Blazer kick our ass? I feel like, if I remember correctly, these two both have
unique operations to do for stealth things here, which is like an auto win. So, we should bring
Flambe with them. So, he’s on another case and he wins. Yeah, I’m confused. I thought that
would be more difficult. Hey, Bobby here. William Vanderink needs a security detail. Is
it cool if I go? I’ve been wanting to pitch him some stuff I’ve been working on. Yeah, pretty
sure that’s exactly what he’s trying to avoid. Okay. Okay. I’m going to send her. I’m a highranking
Vanderanker. It would mean a lot. It’s worth it. Yeah, I get it, bro. He’s in me
bat form. Means his charisma is one. That’s fine. As long as they
didn’t change it. Okay. We’re going to need you to protect Mr. Vanderstank
from the Vanderstanker fan club. Sure. Go ahead. Thanks, man. You will not regret
this, please. Well, I didn’t think I would until you said that. Okay, it’s stolen.
All right, you know, the kid just robbed me. That little [ __ ] I wanted behind bars,
right? The kid should take up arson instead. Are you relatable? relatable, you know, tell a story. Story one. [ __ ] yeah, I
knew it. Oh, it’s the same. Thank you. Thank you for keeping it the same game.
Back. All right. All right. I’ll finish a deal. Okay. As well surroundings.
Oh, we just sent FB away. It’s fine. Uh, and then we want He’s
close to leveling up. Wait, we want to send you two. Close your eyes.
You’re not going to like what you see anyway. Let’s go unspent. You’re an intellect. you have appear to be three. I don’t know. That’s actually hard. We’re
going to up her intellect. Want her to be an allrounder that
works. She’s an allrounder. That should work decently
well with him. Bone combat. No, cuz the skill challenges are going to get
higher and there’s going to be more things. We kind of like we’re going to upgrade her
intelligence. So, we’re going to send two people for a thing. No, there are more people
with charisma. So, we should go intellect. Only she has other decently high intellect. So you got
to keep specking into that strength and then it’ll keep switching back and forth. Swift as the
knight, sharp as my knife to do want prison to get some experience. Same with a lot. But how
long was the last dispatcher here? Two days. New record. How the [ __ ] did that happen? I set the
score on fire. Yeah, very flammable. Key sword. So, you finally noticed I’m perfect. You’re
pretty good. So, these two are going to keep getting higher. Okay. I think with him we need
to keep that streak going. And so these are just going to keep going up the more successful
what’s it he has. So again like we’re going to be sending him mainly on combat missions.
Most of the time with combat missions there are some stipulations that they need bigger. His
combos are well with with her which also doesn’t he has to team up with her which doesn’t make
sense. me it makes sense for his personality, but they’re both I guess charisma mobility
like combat and charisma and then they fill out each other’s weaknesses a little bit and
then yeah and then we’ll probably upgrade her to be intelligence so that way yeah they’ll
be exact opposites of each other a bit so that way they can just kind of clear
the board that bit. Ready, set, fire. Uh, the dark things out quietly. We’re going to go
with her one. Get the paintings out quietly. I’m going to be insufferable about this. Could just send her technically. So, it’s
a it’s actually a waste of what’s it? Okay, I see. Need her to be our other
all around her. She’s alone. Yeah, someone else has a level up.
Probably Coupe. Yeah. Okay. mobility is a bit low generally across the
board. So feel like combat generally isn’t one that we have to upgrade. I feel like everyone
has more than enough means to do combat good. And this is where the demo ends cuz Granny’s donuts.
Yeah, let’s metag game this everyone. Let’s wait till everyone’s done resting. So, I don’t know if
there’ll be more dispatches after Granny’s Donuts, but this is the big one. Granny’s I got this.
Hold up. Aren’t you banned? Yeah, and I got to get unbanned. Yep, makes sense. I’m already going this
way. Yeah. Can I get ice down here, please? What does that mean? She asked for a tap in. Yeah, we
got access to security cams of SDN subscribers all over our territory. Wow. Really? Is that legal?
Don’t ask questions. Just always make sure to read the fine print. Yeah, but I mean that’s what
happens when you buy for Oh, superhero. Sorry. I didn’t do this, right? I feel like you’ve said
that a lot in your life. What happened? This is how I found the place. The old guy, who I assume
is Granny, was laying here when I walked in. Hey, what’s your favorite donut? Well, can you just
focus? What? You got ADHD or something? Hey, I got ADHD. Obvious? Yes, [ __ ] It is. Well,
then answer the question. I don’t want to sit here and fixate on it when we’re supposed to be doing
whatever superhero [ __ ] Those uh long ones with the cream inside. Oh, you like a dick donut? Um,
no. They’re called You love big long cream filled dick donuts. I got it, dude. You like dick donuts
over your throat and your ass boa? Yep, you got me. I love gobbling on hot sloppy donuts. Love
them from my mouth to my butt. How’s it going? first date. Thanks for asking me that so you
could get all your funny funny jokes out. Now, can we maybe address the body in the room? What
are you doing? Yeah. Poke it with a stick. Check his pulse. Granny’s alive. Thank Christ. I don’t
want to have to lift this guy. So, can I go now? No, this isn’t a wellness check. It’s a B&E.
Let’s figure out if the perp is still there. Per B&. Okay, Lieutenant. [ __ ] [ __ ] I can’t
think of a character from a cop show. Cool. Well, why don’t you stay put on that while he’s
camera? She’s my least favorite. The worst of the lot. That surprises me. You guys, how do
I switch cameras? Just click beside here and you can cycle all the cameras in the building. It’s
weird getting tech advice from an old person. Bro, I’m not even 40 yet. Weird hearing bro
from an old person. Damn. Lieutenant Dan, is that is that a thing? Yes, I am the legless
Vietnam vet from Forest. Sick burn. Access denied. Am I doing something wrong? Pushing that button
just says access denied. Ah, damn it. Sometimes people add extra security. They don’t understand.
It just makes it harder for us to do our job. Hey, what’s taking so long? Are you sleeping or
something? Are you just bad at your job? Okay. Up, up, down. Down, down, up. Why does a doughnut shop
extra security? It’s a front. Hello. What? Okay. Oh, interesting. Okay. Okay. A
code to use later. Remember Oh, code remember. [ __ ] Up, down, right,
right, up, down, right, right. Oh, being of ADHD. Yeah, I have it too. Relate with
invis girl. What do we got here? But this means remembering that shit’s going to be hard.
Hey, shut up for a sec. You’re not alone. He’s coming your way. Armed. You
need to disappear. Why are you whispering? You idiot. You’re in my ear. No. Now. Oh, [ __ ] yeah. I’m taking screenshots. Damn it. This [ __ ] is a gusher. Be careful. I
got this. Lieutenant Dan. Never mind. Got any more great advice? [ __ ] I was too busy focus on getting
screenshots the video. Damn, I love this. Also, no wonder she does she’s probably going
to do a decent bit of the action. Saves saves a lot on production. Just hold
him off while you find a way to help. I can use the overhead sprinklers
to short out his blaster. Yeah. Damn straight. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Okay. Got him. [ __ ] Okay. Back forward. Uh up down up. Oh my god. [ __ ] me. Are you kidding me? Back for it. Oh, up, down, left, up, up, up, down, left, up. Okay. I wonder if it takes them in
in any order. That’s up, down, left, up. And they make sure that there’s no right.
So that way you can’t just guess every uh inhaler. Granny, I don’t think you know how to
use that thing. So, why don’t you shut the [ __ ] up? I’m one of the good guys. You?
Yeah, right. Don’t [ __ ] with me. Okay. Nobody [ __ ] Granny. Nobody [ __ ] with Granny.
Invisal, stay calm. Great [ __ ] advice, Lieutenant Dan. Granny doesn’t even know how
to shoot that thing. Take out the thief first. He’s the only one with his finger on the trigger.
You know what? It’s my life on the line. I’m done listening to you. That thing’s going to blow that
man’s arm off and his whole building with me in it. [ __ ] off. I’m disarming the device. No.
Invisigout, that’s a direct order. The [ __ ] Yep. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Invisiga, you there? Come in. Invisiga. [ __ ] This guy’s heavy.
Granny’s clearly a fan of his own work. Oh, really wasn’t expecting to see that. He’s kind
of kicked up. So, where kind of I think you must had something else to do cuz he left. I mean, this
is why you have insurance, right? Jesus Christ. You got to be [ __ ] kidding me. This feels like
a win to me. That was pretty good for first day. Sometimes people, you know, get electrical burns.
She disobeyed a direct order. Well, that’s the problem. And this isn’t the army. And these
ain’t soldiers. They’re [ __ ] super villains. Look, why don’t you take a breather? We
can debrief with Blazer in a bit. Here, there’s vending machines in the
break room. You look like you could use a snack. Are you sure
you’re not actually 80 years old? Yeah, I figured that that would zero failures. Yes. You supposed farms
item plus one random point. Okay. Oh, second wind. Take a hero
out of resting. I love Okay. So, this is a system where the rich get richer. Okay, makes sense. Choose one here
to see the figure skill upgrade. Interesting. It’s bigger. Um, we didn’t use Golem, but he’s going
to be our vigor specialist. So, let’s use Golem. See our failing call. Woo. Is that all? That’s the Z shift. Am I going
to get to do another shift? A [ __ ] What kind of superhero flinches? I didn’t say which superhero. Chill out. If you
had people trying to kill you for the last 15 years, you’d be jumpy, too. What makes you think
my life has been any different? You think growing up surrounded by a bunch of [ __ ] villains,
I didn’t need to watch my back. Any better, friends? I can’t just disappear. Okay, I
actually have to face my brother. What the [ __ ] You can’t just go around. Ow. Why does
he keep screaming? His name’s Sonar. Yeah, I know what Sonar means. What’s up, then? Why
are you asking why he keeps screaming? Uh, she was just explaining your um, you know what,
never mind. Good shift. This guy is weird. Yeah, he is. Look, I actually just came by to celebrate
the mission going well. Didn’t mean to interrupt, you little snack. What do you need to pre-chew
like a little baby bird [ __ ] Look at me. You disobeyed a direct order. How can you think it
went well? You trashed the place. The suspect got away. You got the client hurt. You think when
that guy signed up for SC and they result in the back of his ball sack getting scorched? because
they don’t mention that in the commercials. First of all, the place was trashed when I got there.
Second, I’m sure Granny would take some crispy nuts over losing his arm. As far as the bad guy,
[ __ ] [ __ ] happens. Fact of the matter is that [ __ ] didn’t need to happen. We could have had
an outcome where the client doesn’t get fried and we get the perp if you had just [ __ ] listened
to me. You ask for help, then I can. What now? I make the calls, not you. Here’s some advice.
You’re right at home behind that desk cuz you’re no hero. You were a nerd playing a video game in a
suit your daddy built. Now you’re a typical [ __ ] turtle without it shelf. A real hero puts their
ass on the line. A real hero can’t just press a button and make their problems disappear. The
suit isn’t what made me a superhero. It was how I did my [ __ ] job that made me. Based on what
I saw today, you wouldn’t last a day as Mechaman. Cuz there isn’t a mech suit in the universe
that will stop being a selfish [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m too good. I roast roasting
the [ __ ] out of her. Feel bad. Good. [ __ ] you. You going to eat those twinks? That’s not
what they’re You know what? Eat this twink, please. Or not. I don’t know. This made my
invisible. What happened to your nose? Here we go. You have a tissue hanging from your
nose. I told her. I was trying to ignore it, but that became impossible. I’m going just snitch.
I don’t care. Invisig punched me in the face, but I asked for it. Robert, this is serious.
It’s not. I asked for it. Okay. There’s nothing you could have said that warrants her hitting me.
Would it be any different if I said I literally asked for her to hit me in the face and then
she did it? I suppose. Okay, then let’s go with that. We’re here to assess Robert’s first shift,
and aside from whatever happened here, I thought it was pretty good. What told you, Robbie? I
was watching on the monitor the work you did dispatching. I don’t think the Z team has ever had
a better shift than that. We just might need to confront the fact that it might be the best they
can do. Especially the way the granny thing went. Yeah. Now the granny situation that wasn’t ideal,
but I’ve seen so much worse with Invisal. Let’s be real. She ain’t going to make it. She’s difficult
to work with. Sure, but I see a lot of promise in her. Really? Even the other ZTeamers respect her.
They’re afraid of her. I should have done better. Maybe a couple wires got crossed toward the
end there and I could have been a little more clear with her. You crossed zero wires, okay? She
crossed them for you. Look, Robert, you should be proud. The bar is very low with this group. Well,
it’s not low for me. Look, I like to make a joke and keep things light as much as the next person.
But when it comes to work, I’m not [ __ ] around here. If you want the Phoenix program to survive,
the bar needs to go up. And how would we do that? By treating the Z team like what they are, a bunch
of villains. And leading a super villain team takes a different approach than a superhero team.
I need to be around them. I need them to see I’m all in. And they need to match that energy. Some
tough love. The only kind I know. And based on what I’ve seen, the only version they’ll respond
to. I’m not saying everyone will make it. It won’t. I’m not saying it won’t get spicy. It will.
But when it does, I also need you to trust me to handle it. I don’t want you stepping in. They
need to respect me even if I don’t have powers. Yeah. Okay, we’ll do it your way. Monday, we’ll
get them in a room and introduce them to their new super villain leader. I can’t promise
it work. I can only promise that I’ll do my best. This better not be the end of the
episode. Fun to watch. Chase, some optimism, please. God damn it. I also promise to
do my best. H but it feels so final. What are you doing? There’s eight episodes.
No, I I didn’t did this. 8 to 10 hours. Every episode’s an hour and a half. Smiling lady
person put a donut on your desk previously and it was nice nicely on a napkin, but then
she just she comes back and she just crazy like evil mode hit and smash the same donut.
Ah, what a mess. I’ll clean it. What? No, no, no, no. Yes. See, I’m SDN’s newest he he hero.
Helpful janitor. Helpful janitor. Okay, cool. So, it’s my pleases pleasure and my is my job which
you help me get. So, thank thank you. Thank you so much. Happy to help. It’s It’s Friday. I’m
not going to ask. You headed out? Oh, yeah. Um, great. Thanks, kid. Welcome to the team,
Water Boy. Yeah. Welcome to you. You, too. Oh, hey, I I want you to know us fixing your
suit is not contingent on you fixing the Z Team. I I wouldn’t do that to you. That’s good to
know. But don’t worry about that. I’m just really glad you’re here, Robert. I think we’re
going to do some great things together. I’m uh I’m really glad I’m here, too. Actually,
there’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you. It’s a little awkward to mention,
but since the other night I blonde blazer, are you ready to go? Who is this? Damn. I cataloged all
of your work companions. Robert, this is my boyfriend and I’m a man. Why is this
so out of sync? This is our new dispatch you about. Robert the third Robertson, leader of the
Phoenix. There’s more people I can romance then told me about you. Really? Did she um say I don’t
know what came up in that talk? She’s a capable, honorable man that truly cares for others.
I didn’t know that they were dating. Hey, come on. You got to stop asking people that. The
way you spoke of him made him sound impressive. Only seek to understand. I apologize. Why is this
villain music? Was his first day? Was his lack of size and strength an issue? No, he was great.
It was great. It was a great Is he a bad guy? He was phenomenal. We should celebrate. Blond
Blazer and I have reservations in Tokyo. Oh god, he’s a bad guy. Sushi. You should join
us. We could accommodate one more, especially a special occasion like this. Actually,
I got to get home to my dog. He’s very needy. Oh, of course. But to be responsible for
another life is a beautiful thing. Even if that life is a dog life. Yeah. Interesting.
Interesting. Even if that life is a dog life, she can fly. She flies a little faster. It
was very nice to meet you, Third Robertson. A pleasure. Now, could you step back? The power
of my launch has been known to stun small beings. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Why was such dark make a pal K? Why that make a pal K? I’mma show you how to make a how to
make a pal. K. Make a pal. Okay. K. This is I’m not skipping this. I
licensed music. I had it skipped. So, if this gets flagged, I’mma
be mad. So, eight episodes is good. They need to be longer in
the future. This is better or something. Uh, Thought Squad,
great choice to have them in the Make a pile cake. Cake. Make a pile
cake. I I hear too many K’s. K. Dude, after after that what? Like even a dog life. He’s giving He’s giving super villain. Took all his cash. It was easy. Whoa.
Oh, Aaron. Uh, you bet. Laura Bailey, uh, Roy, Jeffrey Wright, but I should
have read all those names. Liam O’Brien is lightning struck. Who’s that? Oh, that’s that
was the people probably in the what’s it? All of them were critical role. The extra people in
the tutorial. Yeah. Uh, this is amazing. Oh, Jack Septic Guai’s Punch Up. I don’t know if I
mentioned that. These are some like I’m zoning out, but I think these are some decently short
credits. Yeah, a lot of special thanks. Whoa, lot of special thanks. But yeah, no. Um, Troy H. I don’t like that guy. No offense. He said some
interesting things uh on them. He’s a good voice actor, not going to lie. And I’m I’m I hope he
supported this indie game. That would be like if Sorry, my dog is barking in the background and
I’m trying not to get so mad. It’s so frustrating. Oh, stop. One, two. Yeah, I think everyone who supported our epic
release and our amazing Discord community in collaboration with Cr. I think this is going to be
a great game and I know it is a great game. I am I’m very confused about how I feel cuz on one hand I liked I
literally everything that I was experiencing was good. It’s just in such a tight package.
Like like the level of quality is like insane. Like it is it is topnotch, but like it’s
like it’s for such like a short amount amount of time that it doesn’t feel like
I truly get to like savor it completely. like there’s not like enough like I it’s like
taking a bite of like food and it’s like this really amazing good food but there’s only enough
for one bite and like you’re still left wanting more. You’re still like you’re still like hungry,
but like the portion that you got of the food was very like filling and very strong and very
good, but you just but in that one bite or I guess in this case it would be two bites, but
really it was one bite because that was really long extended like intro counting as like an
episode is is it’s a bit much respectfully like pound cake. I It’s It’s just It’s a bit
frustrating a little bit. And there are some games where you’re like a taxi.
There’s one where you’re like a taxi driver and it it has it takes a lot less effort to do all
of the game the other games around it, right? all of like like when it’s nighttime or daytime,
it’s it’s very little like menu HUD like it’s decently minimalist. So that way like the artists
that put a lot of time into like the 2D or like 3D like really like good drawings that are like
generally still images until you get into like the taxi part where you have like randomized
like faces and like randomized like outcomes for like the stories and you can be like have
successful ones and unsuccessful ones and like It’s giving like it’s that type
of game play like like with the dispatch. It’s just I feel like the I feel
like maybe the people that were involved in maybe I was when I played the demo
I had a theory that it cost less for them to get these connections at least
initially like this like stellar voice past and like stellar like connections
in their game because of the fact that like this is still like a relative like
indie project so I didn’t think but I I was I just was expecting more and I think
that’s my bad and yeah the old guy with a I’m not going to lie. Yeah. Blazer. Yeah, there are two ways to say no. Like
out of three. And she was obviously mousing for you to say no. And there was ominous music
playing the entire time he was there. So yeah and it went great. Yeah had prism
named the fight man. Saber and the bruiser right sonar your roll is in
the first percentile. Yes I know I had to send him out cuz I know that today
is like his I feel like each there’s like eight characters invis. This is like his
like day day, you know, like the 29th.