Oxford City Centre | Police misplace their bike | Commies in Oxford and a Lost Phone | with DPAUDITS

So we were aiming to cover the migrant hotel protest at the Kassam Stadium that we found out had been cancelled shortly before we arrived and to not waste the day we decided to go do an Oxford city centre vlog.

Police stop a member of public to inspect a knife then think they’ve lost a bike to find it again seconds later. We go on a trek to find the toilets before a coffee top up at Gregg’s. We bump into some communists and have a chat before finding a lost phone. We decide to take the phone to the nearby police station to hand it in and find a group of lads out on a pub crawl for a birthday en route. Upon arrival to the police station the phone rings and we reunite the phone with it’s owner

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I work for the W. He’s got he’s got Oh. Oh. Oh, they lost a bike. Police have lost a bike. Oh my god. They’ve been bike bike jacked. One of the chaps who was speaking to had stolen a police bike. Turned out it was his own. And now they found the police bike where they left it. I just think capitalism too. No system is going to be perfect. That system would work perfectly if it’s good in its right way. Same as capitalism. The big problem is we’re ending these systems when you have human element. I guess we’re idiots. So under this communist system, you’re in belief of everyone to be on the exact same wage as each other. No, I think that’s a kind of caricature of of communism. I think that like a doctor deserves more pay than me doing. I want my doctor to be incentivized to be a doctor. Have you left a phone? No. It’s just a random phone here. Now I know what it’s like though. Losing a phone, man. Yeah. M. Should we take it to the police station and hand it in? I suppose we could, couldn’t we? We got to kind of walk past that. Yeah. Whatever we find. Just street vlogging. Who’s your man? Street vlogging. birthday. Happy birthday. There you go. A good game for the day. Thank you so much. Okay guys, welcome to the channel. We was going to do a protest today here in Oxford, but uh last minute ruined it for us today. Doing a bit of street filming. It’s myself, Callum. We got DP audits with us as well today. See what we find. A nice little market area, food stalls, all the street foods. Yeah. Need a grape. I do need a coffee. Yeah. Yeah. I need a piss to be all that coffee already on the way. On the way down. Loads of coffee. Yeah. Yeah. Are you Are you like I have my coffees extra strong as well. We bring three Flash with us every time we come out. Drinking coffee at 10:00 at night watching the live. Yeah. Then Jamie’s like, “Coffee time.” And I’m like, I’m I’m normally on the beer at that time of night. video. Wendle backing. What’s going here with the police? Are these two police got some people here then? chat with the police. Oh no. It’s occurring. I’m only asking you. They don’t like [ __ ] Touchy touchy. So, welcome to Oxford. Oh my god. Oh my god. What’s your language? Don’t swear in public. giving you a warning. Wow. Where in where in Wales you from? What’s the situation? What’s the conversation? I have no idea. having a bit of a conversation, but I have no idea what’s happening. I have no idea what’s going on. We’ve just seen seen you guys having a chat. Within legal limits. Legal limits. What is the legal limit? What is the legal limit in As you walk around, see what we see. This is quite interesting. Wonder what was going on. Seen anything interesting? Just arrived. road just parked up. So, no, we went to the Oxford. There was going to be a protest, but when we got here, it’s been cancelled. I was actually trying to find an Oxford police officer that I filmed last time, and he actually snagged Row off. He swag low, the MP said he was he was a convicted racist. He went all over the internet. So, I thought I’ll come down here. I don’t even know what his name was. 2144, I think. He was too. Yeah, he’s got a nice drag in the air. He looks like he’s a bit of a lefty cool guy, you know, like bit of you got any other day of Oxford. I’ve never walked around Oxford myself. To be fair though, that guy there going, “Man, I’ve got my Facebook mad.” So, you just need to be careful. It’s a busy street. If you start swearing, everyone’s entitled to what they say, but if you start swearing in public, it reaches a little point where it’s sexual. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. So that clip there, is that if someone feels alarmed or distressed though from from is if someone feels alarmed or distressed from the words or alarm, harassed or distress? Yes. Yeah. So it would require someone to be feeling that again documented by people walking around having to avoid us especially for the incident that’s going also. I mean, if you were walking down the street with your family, would you really want to hear someone swearing at particularly? I was just looking into the specifics of that. It’s a bit mad here, guys. Bush is just kind of like trying to through the crowds. It’s a bit strange. It’s an open route and they are they can necessarily see it. Hello. Hello. And another cool. Just go join him for the performance. promise first video. Yeah, I’ve been I used to work here on doing the charity and that I wor down here for a bit. Oh, what is a bit he’s a bit of a character for sure. So, you didn’t realize the Welsh the mad people locals the Welsh Oh. Oh. Carry in there then. Should I come in? Oh, lost a bike. Police have lost a bike. Oh my god. They’ve been bike bike jacked. Police thought he stole a police bike, I think. But we’ve just found the bike here. So the police are not keeping track of the bikes. They thought they were down a bike. But no, just just misplaced his bike. All the police ran to thought what thought one of the chapters was speaking to who had stolen the police bike. Turned out it was his own. And now they found the police bike where they left it. They give you a bit of power now. Yeah. Without suppose you got then you got to be in the yourself, haven’t you? You know what I mean? You probably ride past 60 now. How come? How come they don’t have all the hybrids like the cars? I don’t think it makes much difference. Identif police on them there with all the the colors and they have Yeah. Like the blue and white checkered and Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Birmingham. You won’t be able to lose it then be identifiable. What would have happened if they would have stole the bike? Interesting conversation back. Yeah. Oh, that was you. You walk back to the station with your helmet. I’m just like, “Where’s your bike?” My helmet in the bin. Take a bike. I got robbed, Sergeant. Specifically, your bikes do you like take you there? Well, like personal use as well. I’ve noticed she’s got numbers written on her near the stems. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look like in Sharpie, it pen. Yeah. Have you been in hospital? I don’t know. It’s been bruised up. Oh, yeah. It’s got Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It’s got like a Unless he’s been to some theme parks recently. Are you all right? You have been a serious serious bruise. That is Yeah. What happened? Yes. Very good. It’s like a a hospital bracelet. Like a self discharge or something. All of the children come and dance with me. Dance dance wherever you may. It’s got the melody. The boys and the girls like to jam with me. I sing dance wherever you may be. I’m the man with the sty. That’s always good. Anyway, hold on. Stop filming at that point. My habit of filming children, guys. I’m going to go get back over. I’m just We’ve had a long drive, so yeah, we need to get fueled up. Come see me. Yeah, I will do. Taffy. Okay, take care. Swansie. Swansie. Big up the swans. Boom. Got some That was interesting. Yeah, that was different. But yeah, that was you know the bike which was quite funny. Greg turns out he just misplaced his bike. Yeah, that was hilarious. He was vanishing. I was like grabbing of peace barriers on the escalators. [ __ ] me. I’ve seen that car. Oh, he didn’t get away with it. I think he’s trying to stop fish. Yeah. Oh, there’s the cathedral over there. We drove by. Oh, yeah. I’ve seen a food review up here. Actually, think Gary Eats did that moment. That’s a little uh Indian kid that hangs around with a bear, isn’t it? What the? That’s a long walk just for a we saying is this owned by the same place as Weber spoons of [ __ ] meat these days. Beef. Beef is crazy. Beef off the top. I just buy a whole lamb. Lamb’s the same. I used to buy a whole rump off the uh off the meat off the meat wagon for like 30 quid. It’s like 70 quid now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Silver silver side silverside joint you turn it in and out on the table. You’re looking at 25 to be four people. Yeah. All right. See it’s that mad uh co-op near where I live. They [ __ ] lock up the steaks in like plastic boxes like little lock boxes. It’s got to the point now where it’s so expensive for the meat now with people in their dinner. It’s not even that bad of an idea. Literally just go to a harry if there’s only three or four of you in the family cuz you’ll pay about the same amount. You ain’t got nothing on that delicious. Mhm. How much is Christmas dinner going to cost this year? Three meat. We have five meats. We go really greedy at Christmas. Yeah. He works on his gravy all year. I’m only started cooking Christmas dinner. Every time they makes makes a graver, it just gets added to the Christmas grave. Just building it up with so many different stops. We’re near John Lewis. I catch all these trips today. Oh yeah. All those people count. I wonder why the stats towards violence is like [ __ ] me. then take a [ __ ] genius. I don’t mind Europeans coming over and being I wouldn’t give a [ __ ] how many Europeans coming in here because it [ __ ] go and you know they kind of a lot of their etiquette is is very similar. Yeah. Same. It’s the etiquette, isn’t it? The mannerisms and how how to how to sort of like be on a daily basis. Northern Europeans are a lot more virtuous people than a lot of you around the clock. They just like Scandinavians. Yeah. Eastern Europeans are hard workers as well. They come here and work and, you know, put them back in. I ain’t got a problem with that at all. Yeah. See, I’m not being funny. I’m attracted to white people’s baby. So, you know, fit polish bird way more into that. It’s like allergy. It’s like the film. It’s like I got the solution. Just letting all the fit birds in. If you watch that Leicester video where I’m ripping into the left and call the Kim video, I literally say that in that video. I go, “Oh, why don’t we laugh at the train station?” Yeah. I go, “Why don’t we just Why don’t we just bring all the fit birds?” And I was like, at that moment, I’m literally a little brain cell. I go, “Fucking hell.” The immigration debate was such a profile thing back then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Such baron car [ __ ] 23 years later. Everyone wonders why everyone’s pissed off. It’s there at the [ __ ] ter was like fit. Yeah. Obviously for to be in the Ali G was obviously quite turn around back to Romania. The Ali G show. That was brilliant. He’s like al fired and stuff on it. He’s got all the fire. Yeah, he’s a [ __ ] uh he’s acting like a proper thicker. That’s what’s so funny about the satire. so [ __ ] off over that cuz being a Fulham fan we hold well used to hold Alfa Aiden quite a uh high regard high regard for what he’s done for the club but he’s a he’s a [ __ ] sex yeah not quite a non but a sex pass where we off anyway ah yeah it was very touchy touchy with the women’s fat at um what’s It’s a big expensive shop in London. Uh Harrods. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All the stuff here. Yeah. But also potentially uh stuff to do with the women’s team as well. Women’s team came out afterwards. Yep. That one then molten cheese. Oh, sorry. Have a uh two bacon and sausage roll, please. You got two at home like that. Yeah, we ran out. Of course it is. Jesus. What? This sausage rolls up. I’m struggling to hold it. You know what would just make my life What I can’t figure out why is it load look see how they load Harry Potter yeah there loads really I think they filmed some of Harry Potter with Oxford they use oh probably probably some architecture in that we we flew around the um castle yeah castle of that was used for sort of way and that was used in the first couple of films of the Hogwarts CGI The sorting hat. The first one. The big Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. With all the floating candles and [ __ ] That’s wicked. You know that’s classic. That’s wicked. Yeah. That looks like that. Giant alley where they buy all the supplies and [ __ ] There’s loads of buildings like that in Coventry, isn’t it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cob’s got loads of it. Yeah. Really? It’s not really. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Commies. Comeies in Oxford. billion. Yeah, that’s why we need to do a revolution against them. Against them and then do what? Better work. And then what? But what about then if like there’s no enterprise there? No obviously succeed for that level. I think it’s how would you count that? I think it’s a lot more enterprising when uh all the money being controlled by these people do not do you think every million you think there’ll be some that will be successful they’ve done it in a nice and great way but I think the issue is that you and invest into good things without actually having really bad kind of uh foundations like right ultimately it’s that like you know the the system might not be populated by the best people but even with the best intentions under kind of the way in which capital is accumulated it leads to the kind of inequality that we’re seeing today yeah I mean but I just I’ve looked into communism a lot and you know it has got a lot of bad sides to it I mean that’s been proven over history I just think capitalism out the two no systems going to be Okay, that system would work perfectly if it’s doing it the right way. Same as capitalism. The big problem is we’re ending these systems when you add human element. I disagree. I think I think when you actually look at the foundation of capitalism, you see inherent contradictions. No, that’s only one screw. You know, you’re you work on Instagram. You I do. Yeah. Cool. But like if you’re going to work for someone else, you earn a wage that is less than the value of what you produce, right? Same with any job. So that means that as a worker, I can never buy back all of the value that I create, right? Which eventually means that there is an accumulation of stuff that cannot be bought. It cannot be sold because there is just not enough disposable income from working people for the majority of consumers to buy these things which leads us to crises of over production. Like this is unique to capitalist. We’ve never had crisis of over production before. But because the capitalists are not willing to sell their commodities at a lower price, they’re not willing to cut into their profits. They do other things. They resort to uh destruction of commodities. They like throw away food. You know, supermarkets have a lot of They can’t sell all of it. So, it just gets destroyed. It doesn’t get redistributed to like, you know, the homeless or people who need more food. I agree. They could do them sort of things. Yeah. But they will they will never. This is the issue. Unless we as as as the working class compelled them to, they will never they’ll never do because it cuts into their problems. Because if the people know they can get food for free laws of supply and demand, they cannot then uh sell as a at a high enough profit for themselves. Right? The way the company consults is that there is uh because the workers essentially retain all the value that they create that value gets they get to decide how that gets spent. All that value goes back into society. I just think eventually you know without the billionaires we won’t have these jobs for them to go to the first place but the numbers of society now do you know what I’m saying? But like what do the billionaires actually provide like job opportunities? Sure. Sure. They pay I think what is it 10% of the UK’s population the 10 rich of the UK population pay something like 30% what is it more 60% of the taxes paid by their lower people right right sure so it’s not actually the working class that pay most tax they still cover more than what they do the amount the amount of billionaires employees payout you know what I mean physical taxes higher like per person paying that amount of money but what What I’m talking about is that the billionaires in terms of like job creation don’t actually provide that in the way that is sort of they trying to say cuz the issue is that they only provide employment where it is profitable. Yeah. But that’s enterprise isn’t it? I’m not going to employ you if it’s going to cost me that. Sure. But equally most billionaires I would say I would even say all billionaires do not themselves innovate. what they do is that they buy the labor of people who do innovate. So in essence the where innovation comes from is not capital but the workers themselves like you don’t get advances in medicine in technology in uh in you know whatever you might want by paying by by having village what you what you get it from is from workers working in teams building up bodies of work through through science yeah through research that’s all done by workers but it’s only funded by capitalists So if the if the problem is ultimately funding, surely we’ll be in a better position to fund this. If we as the working class get to decide where this money goes, right? The only not my only example of where communism is kind of in a little way worked is China. But my question then is do you want to live like in China? Well, first of all, I don’t think uh China our position is not is not communist like if we we we see the same similar kind of the same uh economic features. Yeah. complete control really. Yeah, we see the it’s where we’re heading to be fair. That’s where we’re heading. The kind of communism that was developed in in China and digital the Chinese social system they came from before the October revolution in in Russia 80% of people couldn’t read. Uh almost all of them were were farmers. They were peasants. Yeah. But that would have been the case back then for a lot of the world. They couldn’t believe. Education’s only really come on leaps and bounds for the last time. Sure. Sure. But then if we look at the development of Russia between 1917 and 1950, let’s say you you can there is no other example of such explosive growth. Even the Russians gave up on communism. I mean eventually because they were isolated. You cannot communism ultimately what we’re arguing for is not just we have a communist UK. We’re arguing from a for a communist world. You can’t have this isolated because communism and capitalist are fundamentally opposed systems. You cannot marry them together. They cannot really work together long term because one of them believes in private property. The other one does not. And so there’s just an inherent. You don’t believe in private property though. What would you do if you got in then? So anybody that owns a home, you’re going to take your hours. No. No. Here’s the distinction between private and personal property. Private property is anything that you can leverage for profit. personal property are your personal possessions. So if I need a house to live, I you know you I’m not going to have that redistributed because I need a house, right? If I have 100 houses, probably there’s there’s a case for that to be redistributed. But even then, that would probably come up a long way after the revolution. But we’re going for how do you get to decide which house? How do you get to decide which house you move into? Is it just going to be a battle for for that particular house? I mean currently the way we decide is uh you know do you the biggest one in the nicest area. I mean at the moment we decide is like do you have enough money and ultimately that’s not especially fair either. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Cuz like you know so many people for instance who lived in London who uh you know grew up when it was still a much more workingass city have been priced out. Yeah that’s the same here. Absolutely. This is this is the problem right? I’m not saying that like suddenly there will be completely anarchy and people won’t be Yeah. No, I agree. I’d see on that side of things over there other things we don’t need communism to solve the housing problem. We need to build more houses. I’m I I think we need to bring down migration houses. Well, I’m on that side of things. Okay. But like not in a racist sense, just demanded. Okay. So, so how do you propose you get what more houses? Yeah. Well, the government promised to build more houses. We need personally I would build I think they should personally my idea would be best of both worlds. So use the the council tax banding sort of system up to a level of like threebedroom household for a certain council tax band is capped at prices. So it can’t be too much of a profit ball. So everyone has somewhere to live after that. If you want to go and spend whatever you can want on a big fancy house in Oxford limitless that’s how I’d do that. Sure. Sure. I think council property council housing is the ultimate competition for private landlords building up. Yeah. Yeah. But they weren’t like with the right to buy. They should have done it. What they should have done was they should have block sold it off. Right, we’ve got 500 right to buyers available if you get it and once you got that money set then you should have built 500 cous which which which you know the question because they’re all stupid greedy bastard politicians who are in but doesn’t mean we need to get politicians that could do the opposite say no we’re not doing it like that that’s what we need so under this communist system are you in belief of everyone to be on the exact same wage as each other no I think that’s a kind of caricature of of communism. I think that like because a doctor deserves more pay than me doing. I’d want my doctor to be incentivized to be a doctor. Like this is not trying to set out, you know, some ironclad rules from the beginning and following them to the letter until the end of time. Yeah. Like what we’re trying to sort of uh deal with is like a living breathing system that has to develop based on material needs of the time. Right. like in even even in postrevolutionary Russia, people had very different different wages compared to each other. Those wages were sort of like squeezed to certain extent like there was like a sort of narrower band. Uh but ultimately there was still a uh there was still like more work than others. Um purely because like you need to sort of in incentivize people into particular areas like that that in the transition from capitalism to to communism there is going to be a vast sort of series of changes that build off the previous step. Like what I’m I’m not saying that we instantly have a utopia once once the revolution happens. But you know ultimately there has to be a changing of power from the capitalists to the working class as a whole. Yeah. Well, I I get I get that you want to try to do it for all the good good intents and purposes. I just think of us as people. I know at the minute we got this left right as people we are generally moderate people. That’s why so we are when left alone quite I just don’t think a far left communist or a far right thing will ever come into power in here. We’ll always sort of stay around the middle. I think at the minute we’ve come quite left. It will go we need to go a bit more right to come back to the middle again. But I just don’t think these things will ever come to you. But I obviously I know you’re going to always try, but I just don’t think it will. Not in from a nasty place. I I think this is the kind of task. You know, I’m not expecting people to go along with things just because I say something. I got to convince them, right? I’m going to put forward a case for for communism that sort of essentially can prove to people that their lives will be better than than capitalism. And what what I’m sort of trying to propose ultimately is uh putting putting democracy uh putting yeah putting democracy into the economy like if if I’m if I’m employed by someone um I currently have no say as to how the workplace is run really like maybe if I make a suggestion they like your manager and your manager’s manager right right they build this through and they’re like you know that’s that’s good actually in the end uh sure maybe then then they might listen to you but ultimately If I don’t come in to work, the work does not get done, right? It’s not my manager doing my work. It’s not the CEO who’s doing the work that I do, but actually is ultimately the product of the company. Just get the whole whole suggestion boxes and put put paper. This is the problem now. This is where I’m from commentary. It’s a very very very mixed city now. You’ve got a lot of immigrants who come over and the and the factories they I just feel like with the agencies, they use agencies to bypass employment law. The agency is a travesty where they could just they just know now if you don’t tow the line. They just get rid of you because they just got you just got in the next hack on every every working person because like it makes jobs more precarious. It means that we cannot build anything on uh on the on the waste that we have because if we complain a bit too much they’re like yeah and it stops that workplace wanting to invest in you as a worker as well if they don’t need to do and and this is exactly what I’m saying that like the billionaires do not drive innovation because I can’t really uh you know I I can’t invest in my in in my work and where I’m currently employed because I know that in a couple of years they might they might completely restructure they might completely move away from what we’re doing right They’re not going to pay for my training. They’re not going to pay for any education that I might need to do my job better. But you have always got the ability to one day potentially, I know it’s almost impossible for almost everybody, but they call me that billionaire. That’s the point. No, but but no, like the So have you ever become a billionaire miraculously? I don’t know. The next great just vlogging around the invention. Yeah, we go we go lots of lots of different places. That’s really like Yes or no? Would you give it away? I would I would absolutely I I would absolutely try and invest in my in my community because I think that’s like what what do I need with 500 million pounds? I could never spend it on anything. I could fill my house with [ __ ] and it would never go anywhere. Yeah, people like collecting [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. To to what point, right? But like you know if I have like you know a games room with every console and every game and then like you know a movie room with every movie I can’t I can’t play all those games. I can’t watch all those movies. There comes a point where my life is just saturated with stuff. There’s like this is where rich people get sad don’t they? Cuz they buy all this [ __ ] They get sad but it’s the whole money can’t buy you happiness. But this is also why then these people uh these capitalists go on you know Bill Gates for instance has a lot of uh stuff that he’s doing in Africa. Oh I don’t trust him. He wants a big world population. Jesus Christ. I mean, I don’t think he’s got anything good planned for us in any case. I’m not exactly sure what it is, but like, you know, he’s not uh you know, he’s got some charitable ventures, but like to what extent are they actually doing anything other than writing off some tax? It’s like Mike Ashley in the UK, New X Newcastle, Counterstate 29, he was a billionaire. He’s the best billionaire from from nothing in the UK, ever. I feel like he’s earned that and deserves a couple of million he’s got, right? It’s like nothing by 29 he made himself a billionaire. He he managed he managed to get there which managed Newcastle a bit but ultimately there is not enough room for everyone. Yeah. Yeah. And the issue is that these people then come at the expense of everyone else. I get I get I get that. I I’m I’m one for the working class. We need to stop like in London for instance. You keep pricing them out. The rich people have an old serving coffees eventually. You might not want to be able to go into the London to commute two hours to work out. Anyway, it’s been a good conversation. Absolutely. It’s still good to speak. It’s got the big up to perspective. We do. We buy a paper. We got some tape. Ah, you’re very welcome. It’s always great to have like some good faith conversations. There’s a lot of people who just want to come along. Yeah. Thank you very much. quite a good conversation with him. Yeah, quite interesting. I mean, I don’t It’s all right. He ain’t got any blackards on him. So, I think for some of them like him is they they they think it’s going to solve the problems of the world and they’re doing it some I think some of them do it from the good intentions. They’re just naive in it. Yeah. They’re just naive. say he’s the people he’s hung around with from a young age. It’s just indoctrinated him into that sort of but he seemed like a nice man. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. He seemed educated as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He knows what he universities though they’re just like a breeding ground for this sort of ideology. It’s like a lot of courses that you do, you have to take like a mandatory sort of uh multiculturism sort of learning course on on the side before you can start your actual course that you’ve gone to university to [ __ ] stud. That’s why Trump started a new education system in America with the unis. Yeah. Literally and all the kids are signing up to it. And he said he’s making it way cheaper and affordable. So if you want to come to our university and study this topic, you have to do this mandatory course. First man Trump’s like what his little we make our own new one the tower Palestine flag oh we’re here what’s going on with it is a cease fight happening now or what it is it is one’s got stump babies out Trump Trump’s done the uh peace plan I’m telling you now so crazy they [ __ ] themselves well either he turns up like you know what we’ll give them back that’s it hostages are released Israel’s pulled back to a um agreed zone. So they’re pulled out even though they know he’s a wanker, right? But he still sits there worrying about in the back. Well, Trump’s like, I’ll just kill you. Trump’s got multiple Muslim countries helping out with the peace plan that help with the negotiations with Hamas. Yeah, you’ve got Egypt involved in this. All the difficult times, but yeah, hands off Gaza. Yeah, you’ve got uh Egypt involved in it. the these are countries that inherently don’t like Israel that have helped along with the negotiations. You got to think they’re going to be keeping a close eye on Israel. The moment Israel does anything potentially wrong, they’re going to intervene like, “No, right, peace plan’s over.” What’s this building there? Don’t know. Is that a phone? Someone’s left. Someone left the phone lock. Oh, [ __ ] hell. Excuse me. You left a phone. No. It’s just a random phone here. [ __ ] iPhone 13. Been a body snatch. Leave it there. an old one. It could could even be a a plant where we pick it up and walk off with it. Got like a zapper on it. Like that bike with a bike where they lock come through the through the seat. Now I know what it’s like though losing a phone, man. Yeah. M. Should we take it to the police station and hand it in? I suppose we could, couldn’t we? We got to kind of walk past that far. Yeah. They’ll do like a social media. I ain’t got a clue where it is, but I’ll do like a social media post or some [ __ ] Uh, what’s this tower called? You can even say where we found it. Palestine Tower. Yeah, Gaza Tower. Excuse me. What’s this tower? I’ve just found a random I’m going to take you to the police station. Yeah, someone just left. It’s not been yours, is it? On the step on the steps around there. So, we drop off at the police station. I’ll probably do like a post or something to try and locate the owner. It’s an interesting only justice will bring peace. Justice for what? What about Yeah, I was like, what about when Hamas [ __ ] invaded and so took all the uh hostages and killed about 1500 protest in Palestine even though the ceasefire has happened. I don’t know what to find something to moan about, I’m sure. Free admission. Have you not noticed though? Since they say they brought these immigrants over so bad, the quality of buildings gone down drastically. Yeah. You know what you don’t see anymore? Gong wheels on top of buildings. Yeah. Like just just the architecture these days like it’s like our ancestors were so much better at [ __ ] blessed with harder tools to do it. Just like gray or [ __ ] red bricks. Yeah. Straight buildings. But every detail look the detail of the columns. Yeah. Yeah. But when this one was built, I don’t think they had spirit levels. That’s [ __ ] right. Bows that wall. That ain’t straight. That like bows in. It’s like concave. The Randolph Hotel 187. It’s got a red nose in it. Oh no, that’s Rudolph. Yeah. Yeah. Look like why like you never get that. Why do they need to put trophies on top like that? They just did it like they did the W dragon like it looks like. Yeah, you got it looks like a griffin. Griffin. The W dragon is a griffin. I think JK that’s why a dragon is griffins ain’t dragons. Griffins are a different I think that’s why it’s Harry Potter. I think she based Hogwarts around Oxford Uni. Right. Right. But and then that would make sense. Look at that. Griffin Griffin, you know what I mean? Yeah. Griffin North. Yeah. Betting shops. That would be interesting. Could be good. When you get to Yeah. betting shops and stuff. When you get to betting shops, you know, it’s like the poor That’s how you know poor towns, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When there’s loads of betting shops all Sometimes you’ve got like three or four betting shops in a row. Yeah. Ringer. Ringer. Right. It’s like it’s like Bronston in Leicester. Um there’s literally a betting shop and then you got flats above it. Just game of communist buying. There’s a car park that we came in. I’m just really charable like that in it, bro. And he had a conversation. So I was like, “Fuck.” Oh, there that’s handy. Don’t need it yet. We’ve got it again then. Yeah. Yeah, that’s [ __ ] sake. Walk past it three times. No, we can’t find it. You know, with the timings though, what they should have a system is you go in and get your ticket and pay on the way out and then it’s like, oh, you’ve been here for this many times. Do you know what I mean? Just vlogging. Just straight vlogging. Who’s your man? Happy birthday. What’s up with the vlog? How old are you? 24. Don’t ask me. Don’t ask me. He’s still a young snap. I’m not young. I must record street vlogging. How come you got GoPros on the Are you an auditor? Wait, are you an auditor? Wait, do you turn up to me? Why you got to do the small business? Are you full of drones wearing a job? Are you one of them to the job? A really really productive business to do this for a living because it pays better. I don’t agree with you, you know, like you see on YouTube and they’re like, I want to fly a but they are just a bit argumentative. [ __ ] I’m not saying that’s you, but like do you turn I understand like in public in public space you can film where you are, but do you turn up to business as well and and film stuff and fly drones or only only stuff that interest me personally like lorry yards and things like that we mostly film things like protests and stuff like that. I’ve just been filming all the protest you know the English doing all the [ __ ] hotels. Yeah, all the hotel protest shouting get a job. We’re closing the business down to do this. Don’t listen to that. It’s pub golf. We’re about 5 7 8 minutes in. We’re a bit [ __ ] Pocket signal dead round here. Is it boys? There we are. All right. I’m going to message you. Make sure you send me fox audits as well. Good luck, boys. Have a nice day. Tell you what. Tell him you earn five to 10 grand a month from going out filming about four times a week. So, it’s better than a job. I tell you that much. Do you need Do you need a fourth person? Is that key? Get a job. Get a job. Ignore them boys. Ignore them. Oh, you got to post that though. I will hold bag in it. I have no idea where the police station is. Oh, yeah. You got the old fire station. Uh, T’s Temp’s Valley Police Station. Police. T. Yeah, that’s one. That one there. Yeah, there was one that said T’s Valley. I remember it saying T’s Valley Police Station on it. I know that’s the police force. Oh, okay. Right. So, is that the only one? Yeah, it would be that one then. Yeah. Where are we? Half a mile away from it. 11 minutes. That ain’t too bad. 11 minutes. Got to go. That’s all right. That way. You never know which way you go in two shots from that way. Staying that way. Nah, it won’t go that way. George here. I don’t know. Yeah, you can walk through it. Oh, market. Oh, is there that food market again? We walked through here earlier. Did we? Yeah. Can’t remember that. I must have been asleep. What’s going on with my map? I think it’s that way. I’m sure it’s that way. Yeah, I think it’s that way in Brand the Bend. Yeah, it’s working. signal tall buildings and clouds. It don’t help with veers of whiskey stout and craft ale. I am a [ __ ] road, man. There’s bushes coming up. Didn’t know he just made the video. My favorite best interaction was that [ __ ] start. That was funny as [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. the [ __ ] bike. It’s around there again after we try. Yeah. Try and find that [ __ ] Welsh guy. Swansea, man. I can’t even remember what that [ __ ] tower is called now. This is probably where we walked all the way down here. Saturday afternoon. It’s going to be closed. Lights are on. That’s handy, isn’t it? Straight in the station, but out the station, straight in the court. Could be in the police. It could be C. The lights on, but nobody’s really in. But anyway, that’s a different story. How do you know saying outates police station? Oh, there always be a reception. Oh, no. It is open. Here we go. More banded. Oh, someone phoned it. Have they? Oh, you could have answered it. I can’t answer it. It’s what people do that they have their phones on sign in. Yeah. Press for attention. Someone’s got that one quick. Hi. Okay. I’ll say nothing to a to a free sit down. Call back. You can’t. You need the phone needs to be active, doesn’t it? Not not locked. Oh, it did. Try it again. Should be able to answer it. You should be able to answer it while it’s locked. Yeah. It’s waiting for it to actually call again. Hello, mate. Hello. No, it’s too Hello. Yeah, I found I found your phone. It was like you left. I’m at the police station. Literally just about to drop it off. I’m at the one What’s the police station called? It’s the one in town. There’s one opposite the court. Opposite the court. Opposite the court. We’ll wait here for you anyway. I’ll just have a quick bag. No worry. No worry. I didn’t want to leave it lying around cuz you know anyone could have took it. Oh, we’re here anyway. You might just grab it. Yeah. No worry. No worries. There we go. Good deed for the day. Yeah, there you go. Good karma, bro. You got to do good karma. Look that for me that is there’s no value in that for that person. A mobile phone is your life. All sorts. Army photos on there, photos of the perks. So, yeah, the person’s called the bone guys. We’re going to hand it on back and they’re calling Jesus. So, ah Jesus. Good old Christian, sir. So, stroke a look there, guys. We literally just made it inside the police station and the phone we found rang. It’s a good job there. Deeply answered it and the people are close. Uh, so they’re coming down so we can hand it back to them. It’s the way it should be, guys. Look after each other. Can’t even [ __ ] call this person, but like where are you? How long video be a lefty? All right. Damn it. Yeah, that was a bit weird. That’s in there. But it is. There you go. Thank you so much. How much? We just saw it there on the steps on that tower. I knew it to you. Minut I was thinking to go through Well, I went to hand it in there. Luckily, you can’t call it at the time. Just just we got to promise you guys. Yeah. Another 2 minutes. It was you know where the the memorial where I was. I just seen it lying there. I was thinking if it’s there I’m not going to give it back. Yeah. That’s because talking to the stage so much bad people guys. Not really bad people. That’s a nice sequence to the end of my vlog for the day in Oxford. I’m just vlogging that. Yeah. Just see what straight street vlogging today for us all. Well, do you have the same channel or do you like No, two different channels. Nice. I’m fulltime content creat. Oh, really? What’s your channel? We we’ve just become full time. We’ve actually Yeah. Me, me and Color, my lad, we just closed the business down to do this full time. Really? Yeah. DP audits and Fox audits. Yeah. Yeah. Do all right stuff. Oh, sick. That was cool. Sorry. Fox audit. Fox. I’m a little bit rightwing though. That’s all right. Don’t worry. Well, let’s make it the vlog. Yeah, a little bit. Basically, I’m stronger than immigration, but not in a nasty way, you know, like big picture way. Let’s slow it down crazy. A million a year. We’re going to make this country slow my surv. I’m from Coventry. So, we came today. It was meant to be a hotel protest at the hotel. Oh, okay. The hotel. So, I’m going to go there. But the reason I wanted to do it today was cuz there was a cop the other week and I’ve got him on video where he was slagging Robert Lowoff saying he’s a convicted racist. I clipped one of my viewers a clippers clipped it. I didn’t even clock it and post it. Went viral. So, I wanted to come today to see if that cop was there. See if it still got his. Yeah. And obviously the football was on as well with Milwall. So, I think and obviously it might get really tasty. It’s obviously the ground so far away from the city center. It’s like not that protest. So you probably would have just got bigger spot their interest but uh police were like no if we’re from Leicester so we pick him up on the way down. I’m from Leicester as well. Oh really cool. So um I live in like Park his brother lives there. I’ve just just graduated as a student and I work for a church there now. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I seen on the phone. Yeah. Jesus. I’d like that. Big up the young Christians. We need Christianity to rise in we’re near Fost Park between Fost Park and Hley. No. See what um I lived in in Hstone. It’s a very small. Yeah. Yeah. No. Um that’s that’s a small world. A small world. That’s crazy. Honestly, thank you so much. No, it’s a pleasure, guys. Pleasure. He’s married for Oxford. Yeah. Thank you. Sorry. You’re at Oxford? No. No. I’m I’m What do you mean for you? Oh, no. No. No. Oh, you just live here. No, I work here. Yeah. And I’m just visiting. You You work You live and work here. God, you must have a good pay job with poison around. Yeah. Jeez. I don’t say you work to live. Yeah, cuz I worked here before. Cowie, a two-bedroom terrace here is about 700 grand, is it? This isn’t that much. It’s nice for him. So, yeah, it’s like seven. There’s a lot. But this is my concern. Believe it or not, I’m 30. I’m a granddad already. This is my concern way I’m saying it. If we don’t figure it out, uh my grandson extremely successful. How are they ever going to be able to afford to buy their own houses at the way it’s going? So, there’s got to be solutions for that. Um and I do think the housing market with the immigration is an issue. I think supply and demanding this many houses keep bringing more commentary where I’m from. They’ve split all the houses with the HMOs now simply to fit everyone in. They’ve added 100,000 to the population in the last 10 years in Comry. It’s gone up by that much. They’ve got two unions. And now to rent a house in Comic Uni, some of the people there. It’s crazy what they pay for. Yeah. They try they rent the Chinese students, you know. They charge them over the top. They come over, they charge them double on their bloody university fees. And that’s that’s why unis want uh foreign students because they charge so much money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That’s why less have to make a load of redundancies because people um because they’re not don’t have any money to ask for students with Brexit and stuff. Oh, okay. So they can’t afford something. Anyway, thank you so much. No worries. No worries at all. You guys, my name’s Lee. Lee. I’m Paul. Paul. Callum. Callum. Nice to meet you guys. Thank you so much. Look after yourself. Stay safe. God bless you guys. Cheers. If you do watch any of content, I swear. Don’t mind. Cheers. Surely it’s fine as long as there’s no blasphemy. No. Praise Jesus by the way as well. All day. There. There we go, guys. That’s a good deed done. Nice people as well. Ironically, one’s from Leicester, Clar Park. Church, but I’m always working on Sundays. You’re not me. I can’t even do it. Never never really been religious. Yeah, but you know what my argument with the church side of things is? Yeah. And a good example to say to you, we’ve lost that community side of it. Like even when I was a kid, well, it’s like like in that video earlier. Yeah. Go to church when you’re a kid. And I didn’t want to. And a lot of people didn’t feel like they wanted the diety side of it, but they go for the community. look at the Simpsons, they always go to church. Yeah. You didn’t want to [ __ ] be there when you watch the Simpsons. But they still went and I think that side of it is a good thing because all the communities stay together then because we’ve gone away from that. Something like Islam is able to come in and just start to real push their religious side of it. The true proper counter to Islam is probably everyone going back to church and say, “No, we are a Christian country. [ __ ] you.” Okay guys, thank you for watching. 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