Join our family on an unforgettable European adventure through France! From the heart of Paris to the royal splendor of Versailles, we explored some of the most iconic landmarks and hidden gems that make France truly magical.
Our Itinerary Included:
Arc de Triomphe – the breathtaking monument at the top of the Champs-Élysées
Eiffel Tower – stunning views and unforgettable family moments
Montmartre – charming streets, local artists, and Parisian vibes
The Louvre – seeing the Mona Lisa and exploring world-famous art
Notre Dame Cathedral – a masterpiece of French Gothic architecture
Palace of Versailles – grand halls, royal gardens, and a step back in time
Les Catacombes de Paris – mysterious tunnels deep beneath the city
[Music] How was the flight before we got there? Uh, tiring. The food was good, but uh I went to bed at around uh I don’t even know. No, you slept on the on the plane. Yeah, on the flight. Like I think it would be uh around 11 for uh home time. Yeah. Yeah. I went to bed like Yeah. when there was 6 hours left on the flight. What? Nuh-uh. No taking pictures. I was the only one that didn’t sleep on the flight. And then I woke up at 3:00 in the morning and you were out cold. So what did we do when uh when we got to Paris? Uh, we went to the art. Oh, didn’t see you there. Hello. We’re in Paris and our slimes out. No, we first checked in the changed changed uh looked out the area and uh then we went to the Arctic triumph. What do you remember about the Arctic triumph? Boy, it is hot today. It was supposed to be tomorrow’s really hot day. Um hot. Very hot. It was hot, but it was really cold because um there was really like some sculpted things on it. Yeah, [Music] it was it was it was cool but like kind of mute, you know, didn’t have any color. I mean, it’s all the way back then when they built it. They were like a spiral skirt and you just kept looking up. There was like no end. Yeah. I I kept thinking while I was looking down, I kept saying to the far edge because I’m like, if I fall down there, you’re going to fall head first and die. But you see at the top of the ar the Eiffel Tower. Yeah. Is that cool? Yes. Uh yeah. Guess what? More stairs. No. What do you guys remember about the second day? Second day we went to the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, he went to the B talk where only the employees were renting out for 3 days. Yeah. So, in the morning, we went to the Eiffel Tower, and yes, the Eiffel Tower was uh cool, but uh uh-oh, scary. Shiver me timber. Were you afraid of heights? M. Yeah, that was half of it. I mean, all right. Now, we have to find No, we’re not going elevator. We’re walking up like a sigma. I want to go down the elevator. No, we’re looking up like a You guys can go on. So, the other thing I was afraid of is it kind of like collapsing cuz started to get shaky and like my muscles started to loosen in a weird way. And what about you? Were you afraid of heights when you got to the top of the Eiffel Tower? I wasn’t afraid of that. I was afraid of the elevator. The elevator was scary. What was scary? everything. Yeah, tell me about that. Well, the elevator, it was just shaken and there were so many people and I couldn’t see nothing. What about the views up the top? Were they cool? They were cool. We can go inside the shops because you don’t need the railing. Yes, I do. Yeah. And then what did we do after the actual out? We went on a boat. Yeah. Want to sit over here? Yeah. You passed out until we got to the actual attraction. You were asleep and I was recording, but there was really nothing to record until we got to all of the attractions. And I swear the second we got near the sewers, I could I would pull the Kendrick Lamar. I’m like, I smell dead people. No, dead serious. There was this like really weird foul odor coming from the sewers. Yeah, like the sewer pipe. You know what I’m talking about? It’s No, it’s barred off uh in the river. Uh yeah, it’s on the uh and there was a foul odor. I was just the Kendrick. I see dead people. Were those cool pretty? [Applause] Yeah. But saying we didn’t get the full angle on Notraam with the shattered glass, the stained glass. Uh uh so some of it was okay. off. Is that Notraam? It’s a really big church. Are you still allowed to go in? Are you still allowed to go in? Uh, I think so. You said all of it were on fire. Just the root. I don’t remember. We went we went to Mount Mart. It was very Oh, Walmart. It was very hot. Very hot. And a lot of Mr. Bean caricatures. What do you remember about Walmart? So, go down. What’s Walmart? That church at the top of the stairs. It wasn’t a church. It was like, you know, she she probably doesn’t remember the church part. She remembers the art part. Do you remember the art part? Like the uh the all of the caricatures, like the little portraits people were drawing. Where’s Chris? He got kidnapped. Oh, that one. Oh, you But you said Oh, that makes Yeah, where there was the mice and stuff. Oh, yeah. What do you think of that? Yeah, it’s like a mind is someone who I know. So tell me what did they say to Mr. O? Mr. Oak, what does that mean? Mr. O, get out of here. I don’t think that’s a mom floating. I think that’s a person in white hanging themselves. And then she was like he was like sure and then I ran away. Do you remember what festival was happening that same day? New music festival. Yeah. What do we think of the music festival? Honey, look. Look behind you. Yeah. Why does that bother you? [Applause] Couldn’t even get food. Couldn’t There was a line for the store. The store. A line. [Music] Why was there lying? Because it was crowded. Yeah. Was it very crowded? Too crowded. Was it too crowded? Way too crowded. Way too crowded. [Music] And yeah, you don’t want to hear about the next day. Oh my god. You thought it was bad over here. viewer. This is gross. Oh, this is gross. We thought it Oh my god. You know, if we’re ever come the France, don’t come during the music festival. Why do they put in so much effort? What do you mean? It’s a museum. Yeah. After you get your pictures uploaded, your phone, you send them to me. Yeah. Pictures in the videos. Yeah. But like I would just make a normal building. Not a glass. It’s to look fancy. So, we went there. I was surprised. I saw a bunch of pictures with naked booties. Not just pictures, statues. That’s disgusting. Dad, don’t think this was made in about 1600. Oh, I don’t know why somebody would want to carve uh explicit parts uh for a sculpture. Uh but there was some okay drawings too. Let’s just say some of the stuff was uh inappropriate. We saw a bunch of the uh so parts I remember most where we saw the statue of Nike which and Jordan’s for life. And then uh and then we also saw the Mona Lisa. It was kind of crowded in a way. I’m just trying to get in and we had just waiting on us all the way to the front. How was the Mona Lisa? Uh it was it was good. Yeah. I mean besides I could see a little smear of cake on the glass like you know left over. No, you know about that, right? It was like you know fingerprints they cleaned it but it’s like there was a fingerprint not a frosting but you know like you saw that it it was down in the corner of it. It was down all the way in the corner. I didn’t know what it was at the time, but now that I found out, we’re So, what what did we do after the movie? Uh, we went on the subway and and we um went to go meet up with our friends. What cousins? Yeah. Yep. And um yeah, it was fun. Um I didn’t eat all of the food. Vegetables. He doesn’t like no vegetables. So that day was when we went to a famous church. Okay guys, you know who Kajumoto is? It’s me that pictures with the nice camera for you guys. But no, it’s it was very pretty. It had like rainbow glass thing. That was familiar. Where are we right now? over your thing and Notraam. Notraam. Does the slime business operate in Notraam? Maybe. No. What kind of slime do you create on Notraam? Christian slime. Christian slime. Reservations. Notraam slime. Oh yeah. The only place Notredam was kind of muted like u there was one painting of Mary I remember had uh color and then there was one statue of her holding crown of thorns and uh they had a bunch of statues uh representing people from the Bible like they have Noah and then they had they had they had entire wall of like uh the it’s like the story of Jesus. So, and you guys get to walk around by yourself that day. Oh. Um well, we all went on our own pace because of the little tablet talk thingy. I didn’t go. I went with mommy. I stayed with mom. Uh how did we get there? Do you remember? Uh we took the um the cell A train phone number. I don’t know why it was bleeding a little bit. Yeah, it was bleeding. My last cuz I was like the train cuz the other days we took the metro. But what’s that girl’s name again? That girl. Did you need a phone on the train? What’s Yes. So we were sitting by each other later. Her and Fiona became friends. Yeah. On the on the ride. And what did you do when you became friends on the ride? We played and games. R S U V W X Y Z. She keeps trying to teach me and I’m like I don’t even know. Avocado. This is how you play. If you mess up, I’ll change your name. E C D E. The palace of the palace of Versace. Vers size. The palace of Versailles. Louis the 14. I’ve never been here. We live here. But uh he he died in uh 17 maybe. I don’t know. You know how old building and when we went to what’s the person’s name? Maria. Yeah. Marian Twinette. I’ll just say we don’t talk about her getting her head c cut off, but um it was cool. What do you remember about the palace? She was rich. She had a big palace. Couldn’t see it all. Too big. All right. So, it was good. But I mean, some of these tourists were out here glazing everything. Like there was one of the tourists who went, “This is the diamond crown worn by Marian.” I’m like, “Dude, you don’t have to glaze it that hard.” Do you remember that? There how there was that one tourist who was like had his face up. This was the crown born from what? What about that room, the ball room with all the doors? Oh, yeah. That was cool. Yeah. I don’t know. Like what about the gardens outside? The garden pretty hot but good because so the entrance was a little bit sketchy because it’s straight like dirt path and then see a bunch of gardening but it’s not garden technically it’s like bush it’s like bushes and trees. But it’s so pretty. There’s a bunch of fountain feet. Yeah, they probably just cut down an entire junglers. I saw the camera. Thank you very much. Great. Thank you very much. Thanks. Have a nice day. Thank you. So that was when we went to the catacombs. It was so scary. All right. I have a summary with the first four words of a Kendrick Lamar song. I see dead people. Hi, daddy. That’s Samuel’s head. Yeah, it was Samuel’s head, Fiona. No, it wasn’t. It was Samuel’s head. I used to know Samuel. Were you guys scared? I was I was scared of touching it, but maybe halfway through all of my fear just left. I was scared of getting the plague because the reason that all of those bodies are down there is because of the plague killing everyone. I think he’s dead. Lot died. Are there girls that died? Yeah, those are all women. What? Mhm. And that’s where they would dump the bodies after, you know, no more space in graveyards. Guess no more space in the trash. Guess we have to dump it in the raccoon’s mouth. And the other thing was, who psychopath can stack up all those bones? No, it’s a Satanist, not a psychopath. And it was it was it was actually kind of a nice thing cuz you know but who psychopath could do that? It was the director of the project. I couldn’t do that. You guys scared of getting lost down there? Yes. Yeah. Because of the uh story of the teenagers lost for two days. All right. So we’re done with friends. I’m leaving. [Music] [Music]