Not a Billy Moore High street Tour – South London!!!

Deep in Bandit Country Dirty South London not a Bully Moore hightstreet tour!

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Oh, South London is wonderful. Oh, South London is wonderful. It’s full of tits. Fanny Yam Milwall. That’s a Milwall chant. [ __ ] knows. It’s not full of tits or funny. Ugly girls around here, mate. Rough girls. Sharon and Tracy, mate. You don’t want a bird from around here with a coke cab, six kids, and five baby daddies. That’s the caliber you get in South. Yeah. If you’re an away fan, you come down here. I didn’t know Milwall were at beef with Rexom. Milwall, mate, up your game. That’s lowlevel [ __ ] [ __ ] Rexom. Since when? Since [ __ ] when. So, we’re going down into dirty South London. We’ll go through New Cross. Have a look around. Oh, South London. [ __ ] getting out the way. It’s wonderful. Oh, South London is wonderful. It’s full of tann [ __ ] it. Let’s have a look around the wall. Got the Lion Center in there. All cafe. [Music] [Music] Let them come. Let them come. Let them come. Let them all come down to the I’ll have a quick tour of the uh Mil Stadium. Why not get you a stand? Where’s the AR Roberts stand? The Harry Roberts is our mate. He kills cobbers. No, I’ve got the [ __ ] worst chance in me. A little tour. [ __ ] me shadows on camp. I’m paranoid now. Oh, South London. Good. The landing cross gates. Give a goal a run. Important. Make sure they’re fully stocked for a match day. Mate, the I’ve been in here. The amount of spliffs and cocaine getting burnt and sniffed in the toilets. Milwall is a rowdy family stand. [ __ ] hell. Mills are rowdy club. You know this class though. when you’re young and a [ __ ] Do you know what I mean? Yeah, that’s a little tour of Milwall. So, we head back going to trek through a new cross. The kegs give a liquor paint that rusty. How much lines have been sniffed off those tables. Oh [ __ ] M memorial garden. Let’s have a look at this [ __ ] This must be all fans and stuff. That’s a nice little touch. A little memorial garden from Milwauke. I should have supported mil really. This is my local team and they have got a bit of my heart because my mates all support them. I say mates, I ain’t really got mates anymore. I don’t see them. But when we were younger, when Mil got to the playoffs, I’d go along with them and watch. And I’m a Liverpool fan if you didn’t know. And the reason I support them is I can’t blame my dad, but he wasn’t around. So when I used to play on the estate, someone showed me a card had Peter Beardsley on it. I said, “Who does he play for?” They said Liverpool. Lucky you weren’t at Coventry at the time. But yeah, that’s how I ended up sporting Liverpool. And you know how it is. You can’t change your team. But yeah, this should be my team. And anyone who supports their local team, that’s what you got to be doing cuz them scers don’t really like me. The mill cath over there smells skunk and the learn center. Someone is blazing Harry. Yeah. On a match day down at Milwwell. Pure [ __ ] weed and Charlie being sniffed in the toilets. Honestly, you’ve never seen anything like it. I’m pretty sure it is still like that today as well. Right, we’re going to go down into New Cross now. Up we go. Up we go. It’s a bit rocky. I’m going to pause it and I’ll get back when I get to a flat surface. London traffic at its finest. This is why you got to cycle all these lazy [ __ ] in a car. 10-minute journeys. All the cyclists. Yeah. Down this way. It’s all estates and factories. a lot of regeneration like everywhere else. But it’s still dirty south. Don’t get it twisted. [Applause] Fun. I bought a camera and I’m using my phone. Do you know what? I’m going to turn the camera on as well. [ __ ] it. Might get some better footage. [Applause] Here we go. Imagine coming down here for an away game at nighttime [ __ ] yourself. Especially with a ghost like that up ahead. The lion’s roaring the tunnel. Shade here. May. [Music] So, we’ve got two ways to go. Let’s have a little tour. We’ll go check out the blue cage. This is where Tiny GB’s from. And yeah, I know people that know him. And yeah, he was a robber. Used to be a thing in the back in the day. All the big boys would get the smallest [ __ ] to rob everyone. Bit more humiliating, isn’t it? See all these blue asses? It’s all changed. A little skate park. Chain tracks. Loads of skateboarders. So you don’t see Bill anymore coming down here. where he jumps on a train, gets an underground to Brixton, walks up the ice street, jumps on another train to Creden, walks up and down the ice street, and then goes home and says he’s been London. You [ __ ] ain’t seen nothing. Come to Dirty South. [Music] [Applause] It’s the kind of place where people come and do rap videos on it. Just cuz it looks grimy. A lot of places you could get lost down here. Imagine back in the day, no CCTV, no new build houses like this. Just pure grime and dirt and goose. Ghetto territory. Your man Tiny GB will tell you. Yeah. [Applause] Yeah. A lot of regeneration. All these were here before. These are original trucks. This shit’s new though. We’re going into the blue cage as well. You got your skateboarders, basketball play. Basketball’s such a big thing though. I can imagine that everyone wants this This is the blue cages. [Music] Evil in street. Hey, let me put your post. Let me give him a basketball if you want to lose your pocket money. You guys want to see a dead body? Do you want to see a dead body? Let’s go. always in the hood. This is an exclusive. I’d have never been able to do this [ __ ] years ago. I might have been robbed from my bike and my phone. [Applause] Ghetto garages. Rocket mechanics everywhere. prosperity. [Applause] Don’t know if any of you lot know Deepford, but it is uh it’s come a long way. Especially down the market side. They’re better looking fresh. All yappy. Coming out to the market now. Actually, so many mechanics market. Yeah. Have a look around Deford train station. Looks well different now. This is Dford. Quite snazzy, it dropped off my bike, you know. That would be a shame. Pretty woman JBA homemade brewies, isn’t he? I mean, it’s a bit bit different around there now, but it’s still depford. You know that saying, you can’t polish a turd. It’s still a [ __ ] turd, don’t get me wrong, but it’s a little bit better. Hello it fam. Hello it. So this is Deepford Market. This is where I used to come and get my fake football kits. I used to buy a Liverpool kit in a box with a sew on badge. Anyone remember those kits? Large up you cuz you know the pain. Beautiful. Loads of artwork every night. Look how well this place is. Sky Liverpool fried chicken over there. Got Liverpool fried chicken. [Applause] Look at that for a nursery right there. Imagine sending your kid to that nursery. Looks like a [ __ ] funeral parlor, doesn’t it? But not one cartoon in the window. There. Even the bear is depressed. That bear looks so depressed. That is a nursery, mate. Crazy. Beautiful, isn’t it? Bet you lot are world jealous you don’t live here. You might think, why don’t you just I’m not here through choice, mate. Trust me. I’m not here through chess, but yeah, this is where we live. So, we have to make do. So, when you lot are pissed off with your lives, yeah, just remember all you lot that come to London protesting about migrants, your area nowhere near the levels that cuz you got all [ __ ] off to Kent and Essics. So like stop being mad that London ain’t white. If you look if you lot didn’t run off to Kent and Essex, there might be a few more white people around, but you all [ __ ] yourself. Saw a few Indians and Cosmons and flapped it. Anyway guys, I’ll see you later. Peace. [Music]