Random videos of walking around Darmstadt Germany.
[Music] inford. The temporary tour is on board. You know where it’s getting cold. And my sister was like, “What have y’all done today? What exactly are y’all doing?” I don’t know why she wants to know exactly what we’re doing. She asked where the highlight of my grandma Trying and different Heck yeah. Keep leaving her behind, guys. I swear one day I’m going to turn around, she ain’t going to be there no more. for him to get a lighter. Hey, don’t judge. Don’t judge. See, man, that’s like the fifth cigarette machine we done seen. But no foyer. I need some buoya. number 79. And I can’t lie, guys. Like, all these people are looking at me like I’m crazy. All because I’m video. Yeah, they are looking at you like crazy. And I don’t know why. I feel like this is perfectly normal. old lady um asked us what we were doing in German and we couldn’t answer her. Yeah, cuz she was she was dangling out her window. Yeah. Her window. It was an older lady and she was Oh, that’s cool. Speaking rapid and Oh, that’s cool. My grandma had like a little thing like that on the back of her house, which is surprising. I I guess the Germans are finally starting to get into basketball. Oh, you can definitely tell that’s new. What? That little um heater thing coming out the side. Oh, yeah. Cuz that’s for like their their stove and stuff. uh heats their home with um like coal and brricettes and wood. And then they even had like the little coals that are like the little ires like little eggs. Okay, we got 200 me. Oh, look at that. So good. Whoever painted that has some really, really good artistic vibes going on. I’ve rode the train before. You haven’t? Barely. Barely a kid. Oh, that’s neat. Oh, that is such a cool house. That was so cool. Oh, doing some construction on a house. Ah, check these guys out. Look what I just found. This is Germany. Nice little flower shop. We got a guy pulling up. I hope he don’t say anything to me. Everybody rides bicles here. Oh, that’s nice. Yeah. Than the um the car. Oh, that’s so cool. I like that. That is so neat. Oh, look at this guy. Ah, tell her I was in Germany. Yeah. Huh? Oh, that is so cool. I like that. That’s a cool little shop. There’s a lady looking at me like I was crazy. Tell who? You’re in Germany. Nikki. Who’s Nikki? My sister. Oh, you said you. Yeah. Oh, I thought you talking about me when you said you. I like why would I do that? Well, I saw my face. She probably saw it. They got some pretty stuff here. I’m sure she’s paid. Like, I don’t know what any of these plants are called. All they tell you is that they’re green. Oh, look at that. Is our birthday Friday? Oh, that is so cool. So, you know, in the summertime, this thing is like all flowered out. Like you see all the the vines growing on it and that is so cool. It’s almost like a little castle. Uhoh. Neato. Neato. [Music] So, I’m pretty sure if any of y’all guys got an animal, this is where you’re going to get all your stuff from. All right, guys. We’re trying to discount store. We are going to check this place out and see what the hell we can find because hopefully somebody has a lighter. One of the best drinks in Germany. If you do not like this stuff, there is something seriously wrong with you. The best. All right, babe. Show them what you got. I got apple cranberry. Apple cranberry juice. And now we’re going to go to the park. We’re going to roll up a doobie and we’re going to smoke and drink our juice. Ah, there goes that cool house again. I think now that I think about it, I should have recorded a little bit in the store so y’all guys can see what it’s like. But I think what I’ll do is I’ll stop by there later, probably tomorrow or the following day, so then y’all can see like what a German store is like, cuz it’s definitely different. Definitely different. And in my opinion, I think it’s a little better. Smoke in Germany. And it’s like 35 degrees outside. I didn’t know what you said. It was like 35. No, 44. 44. Don’t feel bad. About say if it’s 35, it definitely don’t feel like it. and put my blunt down for a minute. We got some people coming up. I just try to be nice so they don’t have to deal with it. Oh, look at this. A moped shop. That is so cool. That is so cool. Ain’t that cute? We got to get back on track. All right, guys. We got the Honda Ruckus over here. This thing, I don’t know what it is, but it’s called a a badass. And then we got the Pagios. the nice pagios on it. And then we all know what this is. The vase model. Another Pio. This little Vesper looks pretty nice. And it looks like it’s a two Oh, it’s definitely a two-stroke. Really narrow. You should have saw that is so cool. I should ask them if they hiring people. Now I have heard of that bike on the edge and there was a car that was trying to Oh man, look at that best side there. Thing got some blue rims. They got it all blinged out. It was It was Oh, man. That’s nice. I thought we were going to die. But yeah, that’s the sign right there. Ah, look at that bike right there. Yeah, but I can’t talk to you that long because I have to have my battery. We’ll just call you later then. All right. I love you. That’s so cool. Finally found a moped shop in Germany. Ain’t that cool? And that’s what they work on right there. But I’m pretty sure, guys, if y’all bring a tal towel, I’m pretty sure they’ll fix it for you. He was showing his Oh, look. Yeah, that’s cool. There we go. Firewalk. [Applause] Yep. Guys, just explore Germany, man. If y’all ever come here, just randomly go places. It’s the best thing you can do. Explore the city. But I will say it makes a little better chip when you got some marijuana. And see, this is nothing I keep doing, man. Guys, I got one speed. So, like, I’ll be walking beside my girlfriend. Next thing I know, I’m like 20 miles ahead of her. She’s screaming at me to slow down. And it’s like, I don’t do it on purpose. My little legs just want to move so fast. I’m like Speedy Gonzalez, the white version. Oh man. I don’t know. I just love checking out these German homes because they’re all just so unique, you know? It’s like none of them are like identical. I mean, you’ll see some that look similar or maybe identical, but then that, you know, someone’s always done something different to theirs to make it stand out or make it more unique or just make it its own. [Music] Like that is so cool. And that’s one thing you’ll see in a lot of these German homes is gnomes. Oh, they got mircats. One’s missing an arm, but [Music] [Applause] [Applause] All right, guys. We are headed to the town center. GPS says it’s about an 18minute walk. I think it’s going to be about a 35 45 minute walk, [Applause] but we shall see. Man, I got me a fat doobie with me, so I’ll definitely be smoking good. [Applause] Just crazy, man. Crazy. Ain’t a baby. Yes. and a babe. Yes. She’s so cold. She’s crying. I told her it gets cold here. And the crazy thing is it might be like 40 degrees, but I swear it feel like about 20 and we could have got on the train, but oddly like I’m so used to the train having the little ticket booths right next to it where you can buy your ticket at, but there was no ticket booth. You know, normally they have like a little like a little kiosk machine that looks almost like a cigarette machine that you can get your tickets from. And I did not see any of that. Maybe I’m just blind as a bat and stupid because I did not see it. All right, we just got to be cautious when we walk through here. Ah, look at that. Ah, they do archery. That’s what that is. That’s cool. Something different, right? Man, look at their city trucks. They don’t look as raggedy as ours, which is really surprising because a couple days ago, we passed by like I guess you would call it their SEDC. And man, all the stuff that they had out front was clean. Like all their equipment looked brand new. I mean, you could clearly tell it wasn’t brand new, but at the same time, you can tell they don’t treat their equipment like [Â __Â ] which is very surprising. It’s all out on this road. People bikes. So, babe, this would not be a road for us to drive down, man. Hey y’all, I can’t even lie. When we were going to Virheim, I was following the GPS and the GPS was telling me to go directly into the town center and drive around. And I’m starting looking around. I see no other cars. I’m like, “Okay, we’re on a cobblestone street. There’s no other cars. Am I on the right path?” So then I asked this one guy like, “Hey, you know, like where am I?” and he’s like telling me n and pretty much telling me that I got to turn back around because if I don’t I’m going to get like a $300 and up fine for being on this road that I’m not supposed to be on and I’m just like ah [Â __Â ] But at least he was nice enough to let me know and you know tell me how to like get back out onto the main road. And I ain’t even going to lie, like I was so scared. I was doing like two miles an hour the whole way through. Hey, we bad we had so many people staring at us cuz I think that they knew that we [Â __Â ] up. But it’s like if you know that we [Â __Â ] up, why you say something? You going to intentionally let me [Â __Â ] up? Like come on, man. You see someone drive down a road they’re not supposed to go down bad. How about you yell at them so that they know like, “Oh, oh, maybe this is wrong.” And so just eyeballing us like oh let’s see what happens you know like damn but it was still fun though you know like of course when you make foreign trips you’re going to have mistakes but I guess the best way to handle it just stay cool with it. So that is so cool. But yeah, this is definitely an adventure. And I got my baby with me. Ah, some graffiti. Graffiti. I love graffiti. I’m going have to take some pictures. Another pathway up there. All right, guys. Hold on. I got I got to take some pictures. I’ll be right back. But yeah, I love stuff like this. That’s just so awesome. 2020. So, that one’s been there for a while. 24. That was a new one. I don’t know why, but that was really cool. I don’t even know what it says, but I like it. But yeah, the graffiti man is pretty sick. Like I just like how some people take their time to actually make one big piece. I don’t know what this really supposed to say. But now you know this side got to be a little dangerous cuz they’re over there painting it while you got the trains flying by. Oh, I like that. Take the Yeah, we just seen this. It’s just just so random. Just makes one wonder like what was that or what is that? old man on his bicycle. So, we’re out here right out in front of European Space Agency. Ain’t that freaking cool? I passed by here like three, four times and I never knew that’s what this building was. Super awesome, right? Man, we’re finding all sorts of little shortcuts. So crazy. Sometimes you think that something’s like something you would not walk down and it’s like, “Hey, GPS say I walk down this trail.” So, let’s figure it out, guys. Cuz apparently last night we never made it out the woods. So, so we’ve been walking all night, slept in the woods. I feel miserable. I [Â __Â ] myself. I think I peed myself, too. I got a bliss on the back of my foot. Hey guys, look at that. They do Monster Jam in Germany. What? That is so cool. They got all these advertisements up here. [Music] [Music] That this is awesome. So, we’re basically trying to find the town center. Oh, good god. We’ll find it, guys. We find it. Sorry, babe. Keep leaving them behind, man. It’s an accident. One speed, Steve. You want to come and get So many people at the train station. It’s actually unreal. I mean, people are here. Like, look at all these bikes. Just rows of bikes. And that’s our hotel right there that we’re staying in tonight. Actually a lot of people out today. I’m actually pretty surprised. So many people outside today at the mall. Whoever said that the malls in Europe are dying, this was definitely thriving. So, my girl decided it was a good idea to take a different route. We’re literally in the woods. So, like I’m not I couldn’t even make this [Â __Â ] up. I couldn’t even make this [Â __Â ] up. And I asked her, I was like, “In a GPS, did you put in our hotel?” She said, “No, I put in the DA shop.” So now I’m just like, “Why would you do that? We knew where the Durn Shop is. It’s right across the street from our hotel. Go to the hotel.” And instead, she literally had us walking in the goddamn woods. And I’m scared like, “Oh man. This is crazy. I guess the only good thing out of this is I’m smoking a doobie. So, I don’t know if that’s a good thing or bad thing cuz it’s kind of making me more scared. Oh, [Â __Â ] I mean, this is where the GPS is taking us, but it’s like you can’t see [Â __Â ] Look at that. That’s all. I can’t see nothing. Okay, babe. What? Which way the GPS says? Turn right. Turn right. Oh, [Â __Â ] Well, you decided this was a good idea, babe. Oh man, I’m ready to be out of these woods. Yeah, I love traveling, love hiking and all that, but at night time, no. And then what makes it even worse is my pants are falling down. Like, dude, like, what’s up with these cheap ass denim pants that just stretch? I’m like a size 31. I’m not even fat. And all I got is my phone. All I got in my pocket is my vape and a lighter cuz I got the doobie in my hand. So like, god damn the [Â __Â ] is that? Oh, man. I feel like at any minute somebody’s going to jump out after me. This is just weird. There’s a random park bench. And then the craziest thing, I can’t see the ground. So earlier when I was walking, I stepped into a hole and almost ripped my dang ankle off. It’s crazy. Okay, I’m starting to see some homes. All right, guys. So, one thing I would recommend if you’re ever coming to Germany, just make sure you got a really good navigator. [Laughter] Cuz I’m not going to lie, man. Like we’ll be getting off an exit and my girl will be like, “I don’t know which exit. It’s 65 or 61.” And I’m like, “Oh, [Â __Â ] There’s two.” And the way Germany does like their exit ramps, man. And they’re ex like it’s it’s insane. It’s like a nightmare, dude. So, she didn’t understand like about how to tell me how to go around the way I was trying to go. So, it was just it was trippy. But I ended up basically figuring it out what was going on. And she was getting confused about the two I guess like I don’t know. We were all confused about [Â __Â ] All I’m going to say is [Â __Â ] just works different. Oh man. Like dude, like it feels like I’m about to come up to an outpost. This looks a little creepy. Okay, guys. I’m just feeling a little weirded out cuz there was a lady in that building. She just kind of like ran off like she was naked or something. Let me guess. We got to take a left. Yeah, I know. It took us in a big loop. What the [Â __Â ] babe? It took us in a loop, huh? It took us in a loop, dude. We were just here. We were just [Â __Â ] here.