A return visit to the best bike park in the UK!
bit there. Start from right. Oh, this is just as good as I remember, but just a bit wet. Let it go. Whoa. I left the ground then, but front heavy. It’s not good. And we’re here to the open. Here we go. Wet Kermit. [Music] You all right? Clean the bike up the body and permit it. I want to get out there down there. Trees. Another pump over here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, this is Kermit the Green. Uh, never ridden a mountain bike before. This is pretty gnarly, but it’s pretty awesome as well. Slowly up indeed. Little break. There we go. You all right? Nice. Carrying on. All good. Yeah. So far pretty good. That was awesome. Some lovely bits on that, isn’t it? Yeah. Real good and fat. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to get too cocky, but the the wet’s not bothering me. No, it’s not. It’s almost making it spongy to push into. Yeah. Haven’t got any problems with the burns or anything. Awesome. How are you supposed to have a drink with this thing? I haven’t done this yet. Yeah, it’s kind of Look forward. Can you tilt it up? Onwards. Onwards, Kermit. Is this trail for you? Go. Oh, that’s a tight one. Tight Kermit. Lean the bike. Lean the bike. Heat. Heat. Big rock. I wonder what that was. You’re all right. Here we go. Someone’s put the back brakes on there. Woo! Woo! And that’s cool. Look at that speed. Commit. [Applause] I would like to commit to that. Just that lovely bit of gravel there. Let’s go. Do this. Do them bit. All right. A classic. Yeah. Lots of rocks. Now, last time I couldn’t do that, but after just doing Uh, wibbly wobbly. No problem. Move the top here. Oh yeah, this is a blue aggressive red. A bit of blue. Hey, bit of blue dance that I don’t like. Stopped again. I stop on that one every time. Go for it. He’s going. He’s going. Every time I stop on that one, still not quite got it. Better wet. This one. I can do that. And this one and that one. Pump. Pump. Could have gone that one. Love this track. Love it. Jump the right turn. I never like pump. Why have I stopped? Come on. Come on. Why have you stopped? Come on. Get our fingers off them flipping brakes. Let’s go. And that’s what happens when you break. Come in here. Go off them brakes. Oh [ __ ] Jump tree under the tree. There’s no one rocks that are moving underneath here. Wash slight mine. Oh Christ. Lost it in them. Lost them. Let’s go. Too fast. Too fast. Ank gear. Oh, Tim. Vicious valley. It’s looking a bit vicious. Already it’s looking gnarier than uh YouTube, but again I couldn’t do the qualifier. You all right? Where are you going? The dog here. There we go. I did it. You all right? Oh [ __ ] I can’t do right. Can’t do right. Oh, that’s a big drop. God. God. Whoa. Didn’t like that one. Whoa. Did not like that one. I don’t miss that stupid [ __ ] I’m getting tired. That’s the problem we’re doing. Go through, mate. Sorry. Well, I knew red. Look at that. And I can do that. Shift out this gu. All right. You okay? Yeah. All good. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s have a look at this again. Make sure no one’s coming. Go to the right. Now I stand in this quiet for me. I don’t know what should I like. What should I don’t like? Picking mind and I’ve never seen this track in my life. Thank you. Gun off piece. Secret track. All right. It’s definitely a red. I’ll give him that. You all right? Yeah. It’s definitely red down there. I’m not having it back up. Having a word. Oh my god. Yeah, she’s definitely red. I know some roots, isn’t it? Ah, it’s just I’ve just done mirth just done mirth of rocks. It’s just like one thing after another. I don’t think my brain can cope with it. Go for it. It’s just I’m not having it. I’m with you on this one. I’ve just convinced myself this one this one isn’t isn’t for me. Go for it. Good work. Let’s see if we can do it. Got the wrong bloody way already. That’s a big one. That’s a big one. And so is that one next to it. There are some big trs. Yeah. I don’t think I’m quite up to this one yet. A lot of people come around to the side of me. [Music] We just I just don’t know what’s on this trail. We’ve never done it. Oh, look under the tree. I think this is it to be honest. This is the run out. That’s a pump, not a jump. There’s a pump into the bones. Oh my god. Then it goes uphill. Oh, and that’s why it’s a technical red cuz it’s technical uphill red. I forgot about the uphill bit. Oh, we got more vicious valley here. Oh, okay. I thought that was the end of it. I’m pretty sure a pine is going uphill. Yeah. It’s nice. Bloody seat there. Christ took me nuts out. I thought something felt a bit weird. That’s it. And that’s it, mate. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You all right? Yeah. I went too slow. That’s right. Slow. Go. Nice faster dropping six pod. Used to be just riding. Now it’s a big dropping. Everybody’s favorite. This one. A nice little bird. A little jump at the end. There we go. compression there. Is that you, Tim? Heat. Heat. Oh, sorry, mate. I couldn’t tell if that was you behind me or not. Yeah. I just uh It’s that awful thing. If someone’s behind me, I’m like, do you know what? [ __ ] you. I’m just doing what I’m doing. But yeah, some people ride up your ass. You don’t know if they’re trying to overtake you. Yeah. Right. You go in front this time. I’ll film you. I love that little jump at the end of there, mate. I’m so tired. But I’m concentrating like anything. Even Even though we know this, I’m not taking it for granted. Little jumps. Oh yeah, I got some air. This is a fast one. It’s a bit dark. [Music] I have a left hand boom. Willy waver for me. Racing down to the finish. Here we go. Something tells me Tim’s probably going to win. I’m sure I’ve got further to go. Might be a race, but I don’t think either of us have measured the length of the trail. This is such a good truck. Don’t think this is as bumpy as those rocks. Good photo. Oh, blue level rocks. Back. Yeah. I’m getting too tired. I’m getting too tired. beat him. [Music] I win. How was Mera rocks? Rocky. There you go.