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Stage 10 Parque de la Naturaleza Sendaviva › El Ferial Larra Belagua (175.3km)

Dudes, after a long day off from streaming, yes we are back baby. More climbing as we start week 2 of La Vuelta. The roads climb all day longs with several early stage points that could provide launching points for the breakaway. Jay Vine will have to be alert as we have 2 categorized climbs one at the mid point and another in an uphill finale. Sprinters will have to survive along time to try and take any points. UAE will be in an interesting position as Almeida lost time on Stage 9 and there is the Ayuso Effect as well. How will he work within the team now that his contract will be terminated at the end of the year? Will he work for Almeida? Expect Drama.

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and dudes. Good morning, guys. It’s uh Tuesday morning, September 2nd, here in Alberta, Canada. Colin Inside Cycling World, guys. Jumping on just earlier today. I was scheduled to go live at 5 after 5 a.m. I had to think about that for a second. Um, here we are, folks. After a very long extended one day off from streaming, uh, I thought I’d jump back on today. Obviously, I was going to do something yesterday. I just kind of did my own bike ride yesterday. Got caught up around the house a little bit. Uh, actually sat down and played some video games. That’s kind of my other little thing I like to hang out doing. I’m going to do this today. Uh jeez. Okay, you guys are seeing what I want to see. Yeah, you guys see it. Let’s Let’s make Colin bigger today, guys. How’s the hair? Yeah, hair’s not bad today. Not bad. Uh we’re just going to hang here. Uh we’ll make that smaller again now. Uh we don’t want that, do we? Let’s jump in, guys. So, Tour Britain is live on YouTube, guys. Live on YouTube. You can see it yourself on YouTube. So, um I’m going to follow along with the stats, do all this, guys. We know we’ll be going over to uh we’ll be flip-flopping back and forward, I guess, now until this is our normal style here, right? Inside C cycling world, guys. Uh, great comments here. I’m already seeing them come in now. Already seeing them come in now. Papa Marino, dude, Papa Marino, you must have some really fun bets on this one, guys. Currently in the race, uh, we’ve only been going for 26 km. I did see this one started early today and I was going to pop on a few minutes earlier. Then when I saw it live on YouTube, I thought, “Yeah, boom. We’re going in.” I saw Papa Marino looking for me today. Dude, Papa, good to see you, dude. Uh, just watching the stage right now here. Vizma boys, Sudal Boys talking at the back. Really great lineup for Vizma here, guys. This is what I like to do. Uh, we got four riders up the road. Diego Urarte, Milan, Lan Hov, Victor Vuli, and Joshua Glicker. I think I’ve seen Veruli just recently. Yep, we did see him, guys. If you go back through the channel, um, I did the whole tour of Denmark. I did live I did a live commentary of that entire race. So, go back. You probably heard me talking over a few times. Ah, yes. That’s right. This dude here, guys. I know you guys have got YouTube going and I know you got the other commentators going. I watched this stage from start to finish. Well, whatever they showed me. I can’t remember if they showed the whole thing. Uh, there was a a breakaway at the very beginning. There was two breaks of five. Well, there was a break of five that was away all day. Then Mads Person uh went. Four others went with them. Oh, up that really brutal climb. It was up that little hill, wasn’t it, guys? Let’s take a look back at it. I want to show you something here. Oh, yeah. It was brutal. Yeah, it’s right here, guys. It’s this little climb called the helicar. I’m pretty sure it was the helicar. Yeah, it was the helipader. This is a a climb where they’re coming off the main road and they basically switch back onto a tiny little bike path. So, you’re going from, you know, a narrow European road, whatever that may be. Two lanes, uh, switch back 180° onto it looks like a bike path. It was a It was a a road, but it looked like a bike path to me. So, you’ve got the entire Pelaton. I think there’s about 130 riders at the race squishing down to like maybe they could go two at a time. uh huge attacks going off there. Every time they went up there, they always did a circuit finish. I think every stage of uh the Tour of Denmark outside the TT was a circuit race at the end. Oh, here we go. Uh I got a treble on Koi, Viviz, and Okconor, dude. Nice. 150 to1. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah, you don’t have to put much in on that. Okay, dude. Uh Koi, very good. Uh, Vibbis, very good. Okconor, that’s your hard one. But it’s the kind of stage that Okconor wants to do something. Ben Oconor, JCO Alula. Uh, where is Ben Oconor? We’re going to bounce back to the tour. Uh, well, Hispanic guys. Take a look at the actual GC. I think Ben Oconor, I was going to say he’s top 20. Uh, he’s 353 back right now. Ben Oconor 15th place overall. I’ve got the other stream going here so I can watch the tour of Britain right now. Vizma sitting on the front right now. Why don’t we take a look at this team that Vizma showed up with? Super strong team. Um, why am I looking at the dirt dem? Oh yeah, we were talking about Victor Voule. Uh, so anyways, let me finish this one up, guys. One of the riders in the front right now at the Tour of Britain was the remnant survivor there. There was 10 of them. One got dropped out the back. Uh, I think he had a mechanical. Nine riders went to the finish line. It was this Victor Vakoule guy, the Bellwis Flanders rider in the white, yellow, and blue jerseys that went out first. Did get caught. He probably went from about 800 meters out, got caught. Mads Patterson for the win that day. So, who am I talking about? Um, we are talking about this dude right here. 22 years old, white, yellow, and blue. Balwis Flanders finished ninth place that day. Did go for the longrange attack. Uh, yeah, let’s take a look back, too. Mads Person won it. Lucas Kubis. Oh yeah, TMA Rockets are here. Conrad Hog said, “Dude, I don’t know his Nicholas Larson.” This dude, this is the guy that got picked up. I think he’s going world tour next year. Oh, he’s going to uh TAMA Rockets. So, Pro Series. Probably going to be showing up at some World Tour races eventually. Yeah, let’s get it, guys. Let’s get it. Okay, I’m going to bounce out again here. So, yeah, we got four riders up the road with a two-minute break. Remco Aventipole. Uh, first day back racing. Pretty flat stage. I think there was maybe 800 meters on top of climbing. So, pretty mellow for these guys. Not an overly long stage, 161.4 km. Uh, I did go through the stages last night. Uh, we’ve got some races with some stage kind of circuit finishes at the end. Uh, all we’ve got today is we have one lone category 3. And again guys, new race, their rules, different formats. This is a category three apparently. Uh 1.1 km at 0.8% gradient. So yeah, not really a hill. Uh but it has 4, three, two, and one points available. So fourth through first place get points on this one. Uh that’s super interesting. Uh so they all do it different. Now, what happens at the sprint point uh at Hailworth? Hailworth time bonifications, guys. And they’re doing 32 and 1 seconds. I think uh Valta is doing 64 and two at the uh intermediates. And we’ve got 10 75 and three points available. I wonder if there’s another point available there. Like I kind of feel like there should be a one point for fifth place. We’ll see. Uh I’m just getting used to this uh Tour of Britain. I don’t think I’ve ever actually watched the entire tour of Britain. Oh, this is cool, too. We do have Yeah, I just noticed that, too, guys. On the front right now, we’ve got four riders in front. Two of them are Bellis Flanders. I think we have a national team rider here. Oh, it’s uh Nope, it’s not. Uh who is this here? Just seen one jersey I don’t recognize at all. Two jerseys I don’t recognize right now. Uh Joshua Golicker, EF Education. Ooh, okay. This dude here must be development team. Going to go to the start list again, guys. Let’s get this figured out. So, we got the Great Britain team, the national team’s here. We do have Anacolor, that’s a continental level team got invited here. So, really cool to send see them get here. Uh, so national team, Conti team. Uh, we got several pro teams. Team Flanders, Unibet, Tama Rockets, Equipa Current, Pharma, Lotto, Q36.5, kind of the bigger prolevel teams, Pro Series teams, uh, Tutor Pro Cycling. Um, so I bet you that dude that’s riding for Golicker, I was going to say, yeah, he is. There it is right there. Uh, just caught his eye there. So, the Great Britain national team here. If you back out again, this is why I’m having trouble see his jersey. I’m I’m seeing a jersey I don’t recognize. Okay, there it is. And remember, it’s camera shot, guys, so I don’t have a full close-up view on it. It was from the back, too. Joshua Golicker here. Rides for EF Education Aiolo Conti team, but he’s riding for the national team today. He’s from Great Britain. So, that’s who we’re seeing on the front. National rider. Two Balwis Flanders Flanders Balwis riders here. And our fourth rider, Equipo Kern Fararma. This dude here, Equipo Kern Fararma, 1.8 m tall, Mr. Diego Uriarte, 23 years old. Last competed Arctic race of Norway, finished 93rd in the GC. So they got quite a nice little break up the Rover gap. Currently sits at 1 minute 53 seconds. Let’s get it, folks. Let’s get it. Yeah, guys. Kind of strange being off from streaming. Oh, and yeah, this is Colin’s long roundabout way to get to the start list. Take a look at Vizma Lisa Bike here. Matthew Brennan. Okay, dudes. Dudes, so good. Matthew Brennan uh won two stages of the Deutschan Tour, the Leo Deutsland Tour. uh covered that one as part of an overlap with the Renewi tour I believe. Yeah, it was the Renewi tour, the Deutsland tour and the very start of Levalta all over overlapped. So he he won stage two and he won stage five penultimate the very last stage I should say. Uh really good places here first, eighth, seventh and first guys. When he won that first place on the second stage, who was he up against? Jonathan Milan, Danny Van Pppppel. Ah, Mr. Relegation. Uh, yeah, hitters, guys. Let’s take a look at the last stage, too. Stage five. Get some results here. Matthew Brennan beats Sauron Verance Gold. Oo, this is the really bad relegation one, I think. I believe so. No, it was before that. There’s a relegation before that I think uh for Danny Van Pppel Jonathan Milan again. So Jonathan Milan at this race was not on the same form as tour to France or Matthew Brennan’s really kicked it up. Raced at the tour of Poland we saw him there as well. Got a first place on stage five there. Beats Ben Turner over there from Inos Grenaders. We saw that Ben Turner can sprint. Ben Turner just won a stage at Lavalta. Uh he won stage four Lavalta uh out sprinting Jasper Phillipsson and Ethan Vernon. So Ben Turner can sprint. Let’s dial I think we need to dial his uh orange sprint bar up here a little bit on pro cycling stats. So yeah, uh there we go. Matthew Brennan, great sprinter here, but they also have Olaf Koi. Uh this is Papa Marino’s pick for today. Uh guys, quick tip. Follow Papa Papa Marino’s lead. Follow his lead. Oh yeah, Bratannia Classic. So guys, we kind of watched that one at the same time on Sunday. We were popping in and out. Uh Renewi tour uh stage two. We’ll have Koi won that stage. I think that’s one that Pop Marino called that one. I’m almost positive. Uh Tour of Poland. He got stage uh first place in stage one at the Jirro. Second in the points classification. First on stage 21. First on stage 12. Third on stage 14. This guy’s a hammer. This guy is a hammer. Great stats here. Tour of Oman. Wins two stages at the Tour of Oman. Yeah, Vizma stacked here, guys. Visma is stacked. Back to the race. We’ll jump in and out of the teams, guys, so we can all learn who’s here together. Uh I definitely don’t have all the names line uh wreck in my head but strong team between uh Brennan Olaf Koy uh Eduardo Afini is here to do some huge pulls on the front uh Julian Verote uh kind of your senior rider here and just having said that just having said that I said Eduardo Rafini uh from PCS your Eduardo Afini pulling in the Pelaton right now he’s a work beast uh very strong rider 29 years old and big dude. Again, big dudes. 1.9 m tall. This guy’s rocking around at 6’3 in tall, guys. Not a little guy. Not a pesky lightweight climber. We’re going to fly back a little bit here, too, guys. Okay, let’s get the mic and this closer together and I’m going to catch up. Uh, Pop Marino, uh, previous interviews, Brennan said they are all in for Koi, first two stages, and Matty will get his chance in stage three. Dude, I was wondering about that. Like, how would you decide between these two? It must have been just a, “Hey guys, you’re both great. You’re both young. You’re both fast. You know the situation we’re in. We’re just going to have to make some rough decisions, and you’re going to have to get on board and support us.” So, it looks like uh, Papa, thanks for that. I haven’t seen that interview. Yesterday, I was all about the Yuso stuff. I’ll get back to the race you guys. Guys, I do want to talk about a yusso uh over at UAE for the Lavalta. I think that’s going to be crazy. Yeah, there’s Edward Rafini pulling on the front right now. Looks like that’s is that the Kathlon in second place. Get it figured out here right away. Yeah, four runners up front. Uh 2 minutes 3 second gap. Fairly flat today, guys. Just going to be a fairly flat roll. So again, phase one of the race is going to be this. Us just speculating, talking about things. Uh stage two of the race. Actually, I want to turn this on here too, guys. It’s so watching a different YouTube stream with um people chatting in it. This is bizarre to me. So this is what this is all about. Uh how do I get to the chat here online? Wow. I don’t even know how to do it. Oh, I know what I got to do. I got to shrink this down. So get out of full screen, guys. I don’t usually do this. I’m usually the one doing all the yapping and uh Okay, don’t listen to me. I’m just meandering now. Meandering, guys. Like a meandering river. Okay. Uh so yeah, it’s Brendan for the Koi for the first two stages and then Matty will get his chance on the third stage. Moritzio de Tomasi, did Yonas still wins today? Uh can I think you’re saying can Yonas still win today? Dude, u I’m just trying to interpret what you’re saying there. I appreciate that English is not your first language, but dude, it’s all good. Um, dude, another hill climb day. I thought, you know, looking back at stage nine at Levalta, and you’ll even hear me say it, why is Vizma attacking? Why is Vizma pulling the front? Uh, Yonas and Vizma did an incredible job. Someone actually commented on the channel. This is why they were doing it. And great call, dude. Uh, his name was Christopher Pring, I think it was. Dude, I just met I just responded to your comment this morning. Uh, my eyes were still half shut. I think I was responding to you at about 4:30 in the morning. So, if I butchered your name there, I apologize. The very end of that race, which I did know, is almost a false flat. It was barely 2 to 3% gradient. Uh, but the first part where Yonas went on the attack, I was thinking, okay, I guess Yonas wants the jersey today. I guess deep down they didn’t. So, they knew that Almeida was losing time to Yonas already. Vizma starts working to help bringing uh Torston train from borrowing victorious back up. Bringing the pelaton back up. Almeida’s already losing time. Let’s talk with our hands. A lot of hand talking, guys. Uh so Almeida’s already lost 30 seconds or thereabouts. He was losing time. Yonas is going away. Yonas looked great. Uh a lot of sitting as he climbed, not dancing around. Uh meaning he’s got he’s feeling super strong. A lot of power in the legs. Let’s bring them back up. Leave them with the red jersey. No pressure on us. Fair enough. Uh, will Yonas take it today? Maybe not. So, Paparina’s got a treble on Koi, Viviz, and Okconor. Yeah, dude. Koi for sure. Viviz 1 million% she will win that sprint uh outside of a crash or who knows what else. Uh, I see. Oh, wow. This is going to be hard to do. I see someone asking a question here over on the Lloyd’s Tour of Britain chats. How many on the start list today? Let’s see if I can answer before uh this dude does. Uh, six rider team, guys. Six rider teams. 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18 19 teams. 120. We got 19. We have 114 riders. Someone just answered them 114. I wonder if their commentator will answer them. Probably not. Guys, this is why we do it this way over here. I don’t think the big uh the big commentators, the big channels have any idea of what we really want in commentary. They’re just whatever, guys. Some days I’m into it. Some days they annoy me to death. And now I’m back over here on my live chat. Yeah, Grant Thomas’ last race. It actually showed him earlier in the week. I saw something that said um he goes, “That was my last training session ever.” Really weird to think about that. His last training session ever. Uh I thought that was very weird. Oh, so okay. So I’m in the live chat there. Oh, that’s why. Okay. So I was looking for the live chat on screen. Um, and I’ve done this before, guys, and people, there was one or two people that said, “No, we don’t need that.” I overlaid your live chat that we’re talking about here. I feel like I’m in two uh alternate universes at the same time. So, you can overlay the live chat on the video itself. The problem is mine would be overlaying on a lot of the data that you’re reading. So, I turned that off. So, most people are watching this with live chat over to the side. That’s what I was looking for. I’ve already have it up. I can’t find it. Uh yeah, so Brad uh Grant Thomas last week Bradley Wigan’s son Ben is in the race. That’s correct. Yeah, G. Thomas’ last week final stage features the Grant Thomas fellow Drummond Wales. Did not know that. Papa. So yeah, G Thomas, proud Welshman. Dude, I actually saw um a little bit of a stage. Oh, it’s called Channel something rather from Wales. It was with Menon. Manan Lloyd’s everywhere now it seems. Uh I guess she’s doing a podcast, a women’s podcast or something like that for what’s occurring. She obviously has connections with G. Thomas and uh what’s the other dude? Luke. I think I watched one episode and stopped watching it. But it was really cool. One day I saw her with the same co-host who’s another track sprinter that I don’t know. Just because I don’t know, that’s all. Uh, she showed up at her house talking full Welshy. I’m just going to call it Welshy for now. Uh, it’s so bizarre. What kind What a unique language. I was at first I’m like, uh, am I hearing this right? Because all I’ve heard her speak is English. So, she’s uh from Wales, fully fluent. That’s right. When Von Skull got when Van Papa got relegated, Von Skull got the win. Hey guys, did you see stage eight of Lvalta? I just saw this pop up yesterday. I talked about it in my video. Viviani did get relegated. Viviani got relegated in that stage. And I did say in my video, okay, he’s moving over. He is offline. He is deviating, but it seemed and someone actually mentioned Viviani’s a cool enough sprinter, experience enough to know where the other riders are. He did stop well before he got to Yasper and gave him room for Yasper through. Nothing happened. Uh he didn’t impede Yasper one bit. Uh but they relegated him anyways. Stage eight. I don’t know if that was too severe. I guess they’re saying, “Well, dude, you could have caused an accident.” Isn’t that kind of like a future crime, guys? Future crimes. Let’s talk about that. What was the movie with future crimes? The movie with future crimes. Uh you know, I think Tom Cruz is in it. Yeah, that one. So, basically, they’ve accused Ilia Viviani of a future crime. It never happened, but it could have. So, here you go. Relegated. And I’m going to get caught up here, guys, in the chat. I think we’re getting there. Uh oh, yeah, Troy here. I hope he gets the uh farewell he deserves. I still understand why they didn’t do nothing for him at the tour to France. That’s right. Bardy got a guard of honor at the offen and he won nothing. Yeah, that’s true. Yeah, G just kind of coasted through and yeah, Doug Sanders here. Good morning, Cycling fans. Pop Grant will end up doing gravel racing. Yeah, just like Roman Barde. So, Roman Barde is gravel racing right now, guys. I probably talked about that in my last video. Sorry, guys. I have the stream just sitting here as I’m doing this. 2 minutes 5 second gap. The front four are just rolling along through the countryside right now. Do they put pile? They must put yellow pylons out everywhere along the raceourse here. Yeah. Someone has to drive along at like 3 mph and drop all those cones on the side of the road and then as the race goes through, some other dude has to come along and pick them all up. Why do they have so many pylons down guys? Is that normal in the UK for the racing or for Tour Britain before? Ooh, this road is sketchy and narrow here. This is a onelane road. One lane road. That’s why they all drive Land Rovers over. They get off the side of the road, park on the side of the road to let another car go through. Uh Doug Colin, hope you had a good day off. Yeah, Doug, I was planning to jump on. I just thought, well, you know what, man? I’ll give everyone a break from my face. And uh yeah, I I banged out a 40k ride yesterday. Pushed pretty hard. Well, not crazy hard. And I I felt it too. Um I haven’t ridden over an hour for a while. I forget how long yesterday took me. I can look on Straa. I’m going to sit upright, guys. I’m kind of getting all squished up here. So again, Diego Urarte Milan Van Hovi, Victor Veruli, and Joshua Golicker. Big name for me here would be Victor Veruli as I’ve commentated on him before over at the post Nord Tour of Denmark earlier in the year. Got some craziness going on over here. Yeah. So guys, I just kind of rode my bike yesterday. Got up, hung out, rode my bike, uh chilled on the couch, played some video games, chores, and I’m like, “Yeah, you know what? I can just get caught up myself at home here. We’re 43 km into the race, 44.2 km to go. Sorry, 44.2 km average. Taking a look over at Lavalta. Our start time is at 10:08 in the afternoon CCT. That ends up being 5:08 in the morning to me. That’s why the stream was scheduled for 5:05, guys. Stream was scheduled for 5:05. Oh, guys, they I think they’re in the neutralized start right now. I think they are in the neutralized start right now over there. So, I’m going to go live over here and just see what’s going on. We’re started, guys. We are started over here, too. Yep. 2 km in already at Lvalta. Okay, guys. I’m going to hang out with with Lavalta for a little bit. We’ll bounce back and forth to Britain. Just take a look at the profile here. Uh it’s 175 km. We start at this park, the park de la Naturalazi San Deviva uh to Lara Bellagua. I know I’m destroying the names. So they started a big park. It’s like a big zoo. Uh they got all these exhibits there, animal, I guess, environment set up. So they started this gigantic zoo. Very uh interesting day here to me. Uh not crazy long today. 165k. We’ve got a category 1 at the finish. We got a category 3 about 3/4 of the way through the race. Again, they put that sprint points so late in the race. Let’s take a look at it over here. Yeah, sprint points don’t come till 25 km from the finish. We’ve got a category 3 at 115 km roughly. Uh obviously this category 1 at the end 9.4 km at 6% fireworks will be going off there. might actually be a bit of flat at the top, too. When we take a look at the profile, I’m thinking I see a bit of flat. So, it’s going to be a climb with a tiny bit of flat at the top. But before that, there’s probably one, two, three. I’d even throw the fourth one in. They could have had any of these climbs could have been categorized climbs. You know, category 4. This guy here, the first kind of bigger climb of the day at kilometer 70, that could have been a category 3 categorized climb. It probably is. Uh if you go on clientfinder uh villow viewer whatever you want to use. Very fast start. Very fast start today guys. Average speed at the start of this right now after 4 km is almost 60k an hour. Almost 60 km an hour guys. 59k an hour right now. So they’re absolutely smashing it um out of the pelaton. They’re saying no attack so far. It’s just extremely fast. I have no video on this guys to uh tell you what’s going on over there. I will jump back. Get into the chat. Going to get all caught up. Dawn, welcome back, dude. Hope you had fun at the wedding. Hope you I actually hope you did have a one drink too many and had a good time. Yes, we’re in the pipe. Five by five. Don, we are in the pipe. coming around for a 709 niner. Uh yet you were in yes rules ruled when Vivian he started his sprint. He was in front of everyone. There was no reason for him to deviate. Okay, dude. I didn’t see that. Okay, awesome guys. I love when you guys catch stuff that I haven’t seen cuz guys, I honestly can’t cover everything. Uh I just don’t see it all. Not possible for me to see it all. I guess everyone’s liking the the men’s tour of Britain over there. Uh they’ve got 200 likes today already. Yeah, this is a crazy way to do this. So, I’ve got my stream here. I’m reading the stream there. I’m watching the stream there. Proycling stats here. Going to get caught up and then we got a few things to talk about, guys. Uh regarding racing. Frederick Costales, good evening, sir. It’s 7:20 here in the Philippines. Dude, what’s it like there? You got Is it still rainy season? I’ve always I’ve always had a hard time understanding when people say monsoon season. Does that mean it rains every day no matter what? If so, does that mean it rains at a certain time of the day every day? Uh, Pelton still alltogether after 5k, guys. Average speed 57.K. 57.2k an hour, guys. It’s virtually like fast time trial speed right now. Everyone started to hammer. It’s going to have to start slowing down soon. It’s going to have to slow down soon. 729. Thanks for watching, dude. Um, oh, Papa Marino, the yellow cones mean no parking for cars. Okay, dude, that makes sense. With the roads being so narrow, people would pull up, half be on the road, half be in the dirt. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, dude. I’ I’ve just never seen that. Uh, and then we got Offensei back again. Hey, dude. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, guys. We’re all caught up. Okay, things I want to talk about here. Big news yesterday. I didn’t even know if it was real at first. I saw it somewhere in Facebook. Uh, I probably saw it maybe my time around noon or 1. I’m like, what? I didn’t even want to talk about it in my Discord. Uh, Auso and UAE have fully agreed to terminate his contract early at the end of 2025. His contract does go through 2028. Just from watching UAE enough, uh, they’re kind of like the masters of signing dudes up for a long time. They’ve got new guys coming up. I think who is it? Is it Pablo Torres? There’s a 19-year-old come up. They’ve got him signed up for like six, seven years. He’s 19. They really haven’t even seen him mature yet into uh, you know, an adult rider, if you want to call it that. Uh, they just lock people up. They did it with a yusso. I did notice at the end of the race too, uh, there was comments, well, funny comments from Almeida. So, to Pitcock, he was telling, Almeida was telling Pickcock to grow some balls all the way up the climb. I thought that was hilarious. Pcock was saying he couldn’t attack. He just was barely hanging on. Just an interesting stage that one. Yonas, big win. Uh Almeida, I’d say might have been I don’t want to call him a big loser, but he lost time to Almeida. Still sits in second place. So, it’s kind of Yeah, great. He’s got second place, but he lost time to the main guy. Big wins would be. Pigcock vaults from I think it was 11th to fourth overall just by hanging on to Almeida. Uh Felix Gaul, another big winner, went from 10th to fifth. Felix Gaul is super strong, guys. He’s the rider that was with Almeida and Pigcock for Decathlon. Dropped off, went back to the chasing group, then took off from that same said chasing group and started bridging up to Almeida and Pitcock by himself. No one helped him. Probably just needed some time to recover and then go. Uh yeah, guys, I’m reading over here, too. It’s crazy. So, Auso not present at all on the climb. Didn’t even see him. Interesting climb. Vizma was pulling very early on when Yonas was attacking. I was like, why? I thought Vizma was going for the lead. Yes. On stage nine. I’m going to say yesterday a lot. The day before. They’re just keeping the pace high. At that point, they knew Yonas was feeling good. He already had a break. Let’s just pull back up a little bit. Bring some dudes back up so Yonas doesn’t take the red jersey today. Uh just seen a Dathlon rider here over at Tour Britain pulling over. Looks like he’s got a mechanical Vizma driving the front. Decathlon sitting second, third, fourth place. Lead truck present as well over at Tour Britain. I think for Lavalta guys, I won’t have coverage on that one here. Live video says 650. That could be. We’re not sure. Oh wow. We’ve also got the CMAC ladies tour. I need to refresh this because it’s saying tomorrow, which means today. Uh I must have had this open yesterday afternoon sitting on the couch upstairs. Okay. Has it been confirmed that Auso is going on a little trek? T Roven was here. Auso going a little trek is a very good thing for him. He will be the only leader for Grand Tours. Hope he left his ego behind. Yeah, dude. Dude, if he is going to Le I think that’s a great move. Le’s only real GC leader. Grand Tour leader. Okay. Chone. Chicone is 30 years old though. Hasn’t won a Grand Tour. So yeah, they need a real GC rider to show up. And that’s not to uh discount Chicone at all, but it is what it is. Uh can I do this? as well. So, CMAX Lady Tour, that’s where uh Loren Vibas is racing today, guys. We’re going to probably do that as well. I think what I’ll do, so Lloyd’s uh Bank Tour of Britain, average speed, 39.4K an hour. So, guys, they’re not absolutely hammering this one. I think they’re having a nice easy start to uh the men’s Tour of Britain here. The most victories in the Tour Britain history. Two by Vote Vanart, two by Lars Boom, two by Edvald Bosenhogen, and two by Phil Anderson. Wow, that’s a blast from the past. Phil Anderson here, guys. Wow. OG racer, 67 years old now. Wow. Australian, but it says he was born in London. I didn’t know that. His last race would have been 1994 at the Commonwealth Games that occurred in Canada. Wow. I didn’t even know that the Commonwealth Games. Oh, that’s so cool, dude. Commonwealth Games, Phil Anderson’s last race was in 1994 in Victoria. That’s where my mom lives. My mom lives in Victoria. I wonder where they did the race. I have no idea. So, these would be all the Commonwealth, you know, countries that were part of the Commonwealth in the past. I don’t even know if I could recognize any of the other names here. This is like guys, this is 30 years ago now. 30 years ago. 31. So they’ve all uh got two wins each. Most stage wins in the tour of Britain history. Who do you think? Who just Caendish? Markendish has uh 10 wins. 10 stage wins. Balhogen. Edbold Bolenhogen has eight. Andre Griel seven. Viviani who we just talked about stage eight at Lalta relegation. Um he has five. Caleb Euan. There’s another dude, another really good rider here. Guy that retired I think just maybe even a bit too early. Uh yeah. And he and he did a mid-season retirement. This was like I’m done. Whenever you see this retired since 2025 May 6th I think that is or is that June 5th uh okay so world tour team there I’m seeing that yeah like take a look at them back in 2020 tour to France 2019 when it was still non-COVID year uh five wins at the tour to France five stage wins at the Five stage wins at Tour to France. Five stage wins at the Jirro. He won uh Hamburg Cycling Classics. We I covered that one a couple weeks back. You guys were here all for that. Nine stages at the Tour Down Under. Shettle Pris Shed LIS. I always say that wrong. Brussels cycling classes. Three stages at the UAE tour and even had a stage win earlier in the year. Bass country race. That’s a good race, too. That’s a world tour race. Got first place on stage two. first place on stage two and then uh did not start stage three. I don’t know what happened. Does anyone know what happened to Caleb Ewan? Kind of like the history at the end. Did he actually get injured again that I don’t remember right now or don’t or never even heard of? Uh and just said, “Yeah, that’s enough. I don’t want to get hurt anymore.” That’s kind of what I’m thinking it was. Didn’t even like basically didn’t finish out his contract. Just said, “I’m just done now. I’m finished. I’m not racing ever again. Uh I will catch up here again guys. They are climbing now at Levalta. Pelatons all still together right now. There there have been a couple of attacks. No riders identified here yet. Let’s see if we got anything over here. Ah Lewis Vervi for Sudol Quickstep and Dice Deer Inter Mare. They were riding ahead of the Pelon by 12 seconds. They’ve been pulled back. And we can check this out here quickly. Just a quick little tiny. This is them starting out, guys. Pelon heading out earlier today. Flag gets dropped. And you can see they’re already going hard there. Already going fast. Just the team heading out earlier today. Now there is Emanuel Gabri Zabier. Uh we’re going to see more of him today. So, they’re basically on the first little bump of the day, first bumps. So, incredible day of racing here today, guys. Incredible day. Uh, I’ll use this one here. I’ll just jump back to the homepage here on Pro Cycling Stats. As you can see, right now, we have three races going on. World Tour race, Walta, Espa, stage 10. That’s the main that’s the main thing here today, guys. It’s the big show. Uh we have stage one of CMAC ladies tour that is a world tour race women’s race. Uh then we have the tour Britain that is a twopoint pro race. So stage race pro level. You’ll see a lot of world tour riders there and some of the very best will be there too. We also have today the tour of Bulgaria stage three going on. That’s a 2.2. Shortest race today will be the CMAC Ladies Tour 81 km. Longest will be stage 10 of the Labuela at 175 km. Really cool to see all this other racing. Why don’t we bounce into the CMAC ladies tour just for a second here. Uh currently they are 19 km done almost. Wow, what a short race. And it is a Oh, it’s a circuit. I think I did see this yesterday. It’s just a circuit today. First, second, they’re going to do 10 laps. 10 laps. So, obviously, they’re doing like 8 km laps. I’m going to come back here. I think I can pull a map up this way. Stage one here. Loving to Lovven. Could be Luen. I don’t see a map, but here is the profile better for you. Here it is. So, it is a circuit through town. There’s another race where I thought they were going out into the countryside. Uh, climbing every lap, too. There’s a a little kicker at the end of every lap or the every start of every lap, finish on a flat. So, yeah, the laps start with a kick up. So, those are going to be launching points for breakaways. Looks like they’re calling it the uh Kaisenberg. The Kaisenberg at 0.3 km at 7%. Oh, so it’s kind of steep. 300 m at a 7%. So, a little bit of a wall at the start of every lap. They go through the finish line uh and start kicking up right away up over the top, descend down, back to the finish. So, they will be kicking up every time. CMAC ladies tour. And as you can see here, this is a World Tour race, guys. Every single one of the 15 women’s World Tour race teams have to attend this race. Big name right here, Lorena Vibes right there. Amazing sprinter. Lorena Vibes to me is as dominant as any male sprinter. That’s how good she is. Uh, first place at GP, Lucy Vanimp. We talked about that race. might have popped in a few times. Tour to France Fam first place in the tour uh points classification. One two stages second place in one stage. Jira de Italia first place in the points classification. Copengen string first. Uh Dorsdon Het Hogland first place. National Championships of Netherlands road race first place. Tour of Britain women uh third in the points classification won a stage in Glasgow, third place on stage one. First place uh oh there it is there. Wow guys, up until this second I did not know there was a Did I know this? Again, I’ve talked about this before. They always kind of flip the men’s and the women’s uh races when they happen. So the Vulta Air Berus femininas is early in the air. It’s in May. The men’s is later. It’s in August. Comes right after the tour to France for the men. Uh she had a first place there. Stage one. She’s winning gravel races earlier in the year. Gent Vegum and Flanders Field. She won that. Classic Brew Dean first place Milano Don. She won that uh as dominant first place at the UAE Tour. women points classification. Four stages there, guys. She won three of them. So, as dominant, if not more dominant than any male sprinter in the world. Like, she is super super impressive. Yeah. Lena Vivas, guys. Watch out. Back to Lvalta, guys. This is what I’m here for and all the other racing. Oh, speaking of which, guys, here’s something I haven’t done today because I have so many races in my brain right now. I have to do something new. We have bike terra. We do have a bike terra available, guys. I just realized that. Uh, see what happens when you take a day off. This is why I just need to keep going every day. I don’t know what I talk about every day, though. Do you guys think I could stream every Guys, let me know. Should I stream every day? Uh, Lavalta, right here. Yeah. Live stage 10. Let’s see where Mario is. Mario, where you at, bro? Where is Mario at? I’ll just let that hover in the background, guys, as I just hang out here for a little bit over the first bump of the day. 5-second gap right now. So, back to Vulta Espania, guys. 5-second gap. It’s fast here, guys. Uh, even right now, we’re at 49 kmh average. 17 km in. We’ve climbed over a bump. Uh, Andre Bioli for Leel Trek, Heralda for Estana, I think. Is he a stana? Is a stana. Remy Cavanany. Yeah, I like this dude a lot here. Remy Cavanany for Groupama FDJ time trial stud. Yeah, definitely big in the time trial. Probably did a huge amount of work uh for the TTT here over at Vult Espña. And then we have a Kaha Reler. Probably don’t say the J. Wame Gardeno. Four riders up the road, guys. 22 years old, this rider here. And we will go back to the chat. Okay, guys. Got some good stuff coming in here from you guys. Chat’s what it’s all about, folks. Everyone, if you’re a lurker, welcome aboard. Uh if you’re lurking, why? Just jump in the chat. Say hi. I learn something every day here. Uh Troy, they have Scalmos also, but he has not really shown good things at Grand Tours. Yeah, to me Scalmos is probably Scalmos is a really good rider. He is GC, you’re right, but not Grand Tour GC like top three, four. He’s never won a Grand Tour, never been really close to winning a Grand Tour. I think he’s a shorter stage guy, you know? Maybe he’s like a good four or five day stage racer. That kind of GC contender. That’s what I think. Uh, they definitely need a GC guy. And has it been confirmed that he’s going to lead Trek? Dawn, the wedding sermon is nice. We were outside in the nice sunny weather. Reception so much fun. Open open bar. Bing bing bing bing bing. Sign me up. Sign me up. Open bar, guys. You had me. You had me at open bar. Uh, all the afterparty. Uh, Dawn became more acquainted, meaning I got drunk with more acquainted. I got drunk with I’m seeing all the yellow cones again. Yeah, do not park your car here. To me, I’m thinking in the UK, uh, parking is brutal. Whenever I see images of the UK, there’s nowhere to park. People don’t have like parking pads and garages. I mean, everyone here has got a double car garage. It may be out back. It may be attached to the house. It may be out in front of the house. So, I bet you people fight for parking, especially in the bigger cities. Uh, Samuel Tibbe here. Uh, hey Samuel. Uh, welcome aboard. Okay, so we’re doing Lavalta. He’s not here today. He’s not at this race. Where is Benny right now, guys? Where is he? What is Benny’s next race? Okay, what I’m going to do, quickest way for me to do this to find out where Benny is. Let’s just check this out, guys. We go to the start list here. I’m going to pull up Interar Wanty Group. Uh, where is Intermar? They didn’t get an invite to this one. Intermar is a pro series team. They didn’t get an invite to this one. Wow. I haven’t seen them for a while, not show up for a while to a race. Okay, so the other way to do it is I come through Lavalta because I know they’re here. Uh, I’ll tell you where Benny is. Okay, there’s Bingham the government first place here. Ah, okay. So, Bingham last raced at the Bratannia Classic, got fifth place there. We did see him in that sprint. That was a long race, too. I think that was a six hour 6 hours and 3 minutes for Arnold De. Olaf Koi got third place there. Paul Manet for Sudal Quickstep. Bingham was right there too, guys. I do remember seeing that. Bingham’s next race is in Quebec September 12th. So, he’ll be doing the Quebec race. He’ll be doing the uh the Montreal race, which is the bigger one. All the World Tour teams will be here for this guy. Let’s just have a quick look. All the World Tour teams show up for it. Israel Premier got an invite. Lotto got an invite. Uh, Uno X got the invite. Tudor did. And they’re doing a Canadian national team, too. So, I’ll have to go through all this and figure out who all these riders are. So, that’s Bingham’s next race there, dude. So, that was for Samuel. Back to the race. It looks like it’s all back together, guys. They’re on the second climb of the day right now. That’s uncatategorized. No points available. Back to the tour of Britain. Yeah, they’re just doing a nice little ride out in the countryside here. I’m looking for dry stone, guys. Where’s all the dry stone walls? If I’m in the UK and I don’t see dry stone walls, I’m not really in the UK. I did a full video one time. Uh I was over on Ruby discussing dry stone walls. Fascinating. Ah, T Roven Caleb and burnout. Yeah, I think so too, dude. I think he just said I wasn’t that’s I asked a question to Roven just because I thought did he get hurt and I don’t remember cuz his last race was a DNS. So I thought did he get hurt the stage before and just said yeah you know what I’m done I want to go play Call of Duty. I got a lot of video games I missed out on over the years. Uh I’m going to start a YouTube channel. Whatever. Whatever. He’s got to do something new I guess. Uh Rick not tracking the stage as closely. Is today a breakaway stage? Dude, I think this could be a breakaway stage for sure. With all these little hills, this is Walta, guys. With all these little hills that are uncatategorized, UAE, okay, guys, and this is something I haven’t talked about either. Let’s talk about this stage. Interesting stage. We got a lot of dynamics going on here. Yonas opened up a lead over Jiao. So, UAE is going to have to be like thinking, okay, how do we get this back? How do we pull back this time? We’ll look at the actual GC here over at Lavala. Yonas did really good on that last stage. There was an 8second gap between Yonas and Almeida. Now it looks like it’s 235. Uh it’s a 38 second gap now. So he pulled time on Jiao. That’s why I said, okay, Jiao was a big loser in that one. He’s third place overall, so he’s not really a loser. He just compared to Yonas that day. Uh Vizma did not take the jersey. That’s why Visma was pulling. Excellent comment by Chris over on my YouTube channel. They didn’t want to take it yet. I thought I just thought they would. To me, I always look at things like who are the riders that have been in the lead the most days? Who kept the yellow or red jersey or the pink jersey the longest. To me, that’s a good stat. I like those. Tom Pickcock a big winner. So, UAE has to start thinking we need to start pulling back time on Yonas. How are we going to do that? Jiao, how are you going to do that? Then we’ve got the uh Wan Ausu effect. So he’s gone at the end of the year. Uh Jiao Almeida said after the stage stage nine that he says my team wasn’t there for me. He was totally isolated. Uh Wano Yusa was nowhere to be seen. I do want to take a look at this, guys. Uh, yeah, Wano Yuso is in the race, guys. So, Wano Yuso, who’s leaving the team at the end of the year, who’s had, you know, just nothing but drama on the team against Almeida. Uh, what does he do now? Will, here’s my big question. Will he ride and assist Almeida or even worse or better maybe depending how you look at it? Guys, I don’t dislike Auso. I don’t dislike Almeida either. I think they’re both great riders. Maybe some of Auso’s I don’t know, ego as people talk about all the time. Maybe that’s just because he gets treated as the domestic when he’s probably better than Jiao Almeida. Who knows? Uh that remains to be seen, right? Maybe he just says, “Guys, I need to be on a GC team now. Tatty’s riding GC at that young age. Why can’t I?” Uh, so he just he just wants out of there. What if I rode against them today? What if he went on the attack? Uh, I think that’d be so cool to see. So, yeah, Caleb, you and Burnout. Uh, we’re just catching up. Yeah. So, Rick, back to your statement there, Rick. Yeah, could be a breakaway day as it all depends how it plays out. Vizma doesn’t want it to go too far. And I’m just trying to see what’s going on over here, too. Lots of places for the breakaway to get away. 1 2 3 four climbs at the the first category 3 climb of the day, which is quite a ways into race. That’s where you’re going to see Jay Vine come back into action. He’ll probably have some assistance from maybe one or two UAE riders to protect that jersey. In the mountain jersey right now, Jayvine has a 34 points total. Lewis Fervi has 23. That was on a long breakaway day. Auso is 20 mostly from uh his stage win. Shawn Quinn 18 in the breakaway. Yonas has got 15 stage win. Picking up points at the end is I guess what I’m trying to say. So UAE is going to be working on doing that. And then there’s also points at the finish. So once we get some video camera feed, I want to see where Ausso is out there and we’ll go from there. Okay. Okay. Oh, more stuff coming up, guys. Still trying to catch up. Still trying to catch up. Oh my god. Yeah, Benny’s not here. Dave’s in the mix. Howdy ho, boys and girls. Dave, welcome aboard, dude. Yeah, Dream, it’s a Vivbez lady tour today. Yeah, Dream, I don’t know if you were here for it. Maybe you probably did hear it. Uh, I was saying VBZ is as dominant as any sprinter in the world today. Okay, who’s our number one male sprinter? Is it still Jonathan Milan? Uh, Tim Merier, Koi? She’s more dominant than they are. 100%. T Roven, good. Can Vivas already be considered the greatest woman sprinter of all time? I would say yes, dude. Bingo. Exactly. Already she’s the greatest woman sprinter of all time. Ian Ian’s back. Sera Rolen in Kais in Kelso at tour Britain. Woman’s wonder how she’s doing after a terrible crash. She’s from White Horse. Oh, great. We rider white horse. Okay. The only white horse I know is in Canada, dude. Is that what you’re talking about? So Ian saw me rodon in Kelso at Torbert and Women’s. So yeah, the Turbertton Women’s would have been early in the year, guys. I’ll have to jump to that one here pretty quick. Stonewall’s liking replaced by Hedges in the Britney tour. Yes, I’ll have Dave. I’ll have to reach out to Quebec courier. See if I can find a spot to crash for it. Dude, you should get out to that. I actually thought about going too. I thought maybe I could go to the Montreal race. It’s just trying to get things arranged here with all our animals and stuff. Hard to do. Ah, okay. So, the dry stone walls are more up north. Dude, I should write a book about it. Someone has there must have been someone who’s wrote wrote a book already about dry stone walls just be fascinating. Dry stone wall building techniques from Colin Soccer. Hey, supins. Uh sad to see Casper Vanudin pull out. Was hoping to see him on the podium or Casper Vanudin pulled out dude. Okay, I need to check stuff out guys. Uh Casper picnic pasta NL. I’m gonna look here, guys. Let’s just do this. I always love doing this every day, too. Uh, recent top riders program. So, you can see Lahi Copeki out of the World Championship road race. I did say earlier Li Copeki here. Let’s just see this SD works pro time. And then we got Justine going in AG insurance Sudal. So, she’s now going to the world championships. It always changes on the fly. Uh let’s take a look at this. Wow, there’s been a ton of updates right now. So Sim is the CMAC ladies tour. So this would have been yesterday before the race started. Cat Ferguson, Alli Wallist from New Zealand, Ellen Van Djk, they’re all going to it. Uh then we got Illan Van Vilder here is going to the World Championships. Uh looks like it’s in the time trial. Uh Carlin Spinkles for Simak Ladies Tour. Alisa Balsamo, sprinter going to the ladies tour or as it was called the VBS ladies tour. Marta Lak pulled out of the CMAC ladies tour. Then we got uh yeah Marggo Van Pectinbeck. I do know this name guys. Believe it or not Colin does know a bit of women’s cycling. She was at the tour to France. A fem a Swift. There was one. Yeah, there it is. Sixth place. She did really well on one stage. I remember calling her name for Vulkar Vessels. Smaller team. Uh Pro Series team. She’s going to Leel Trek next year, guys. So, worked her way up through Vulkar Vessels. Now heading over to Leel Trek. Missed that transfer. Uh Justine is going to the World Championships. Lotti Copeki is out of the World Championships. So, I like seeing stuff like that. Then we’ve got movement here. Transfers. It does show it right here. Marggo Vanpect lead. Filippo Zana Sudal Quickstep. Tiss Bonut. I saw this one already to Decathlon. Tease is over obviously at Vizma. Brent Vander Moore going to Q36.5. That’s a good move there. I like this one. Good rider. watched him a lot this year it seems. Uh I forget which stage he was on a big breakaway actually. Let me go back to Brent Van Moore. Uh 87K on stage 16. Oh that was the MON 2 stage and earlier on. Here it is 153K stage two. So this is where I stare at their names all day. Coming back for 709. We’re coming around guys. We are coming around back to Lvalta on the flats now guys. Tour Britain things are sitting stagnant. So I’ll jump back into that one. Same four riders 2 minutes 30 2 minutes 40 second lead right now. Just looking at the sprints here. Okay, let me do my chat guys. Chat pretty static at men’s tour Britain. just kind of like a little rolling tour through the uh British countryside. So yeah, we’re going to be writing a book about dry snow walls this winter. We’re going to be writing a book about Lvalta in the near future. Yeah, Dawn. Yeah, there’s overlap. Uh I think both the Quebec race and the Montreal race. So the Montreal Montreal is the one with the uh Mo Royale climb. I think they climb it 14 times. It’s a steep little wall. That’s kind of the bigger race. Although they’re both world tour races. We can look at that here. Uh let me just go back to home again, guys. They should both show up now. Yeah, right here. Grand priist de Quebec. This is a world tour race, but I think more priorities put on this race. World Tour race. I’m sure one day world tour race the points should be the same across all of it. But this one just has a little bit more prestige. So I think one’s on Friday and one’s on Sunday. I think that Yeah, that’s right. Quebec would be stage 19, Dawn. Then there’s a day off in between. Montreal would be the same day, stage 21, uh, well Espña. So yeah, big overlap there, guys. There’s overlaps everywhere still. I’m still trying to figure them all out. Okay, we’ll watch that pelons altogether. Walt, guys, it’s on the flats now. It’s going to be probably pretty well controlled. They are moving pretty quick, guys. Still 48.8 km an hour average speed. Let’s have a coffee, everyone. Uh, is Almeida getting any sport? Dawn, soon as I see it, I got Flow Sports hovering in the background here. Actually, you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to watch the Cmax Lady Tour as well. I’m gonna have Cmax Lady Tour going. I’ve also got uh Tour Britain going over here. Someone mentioned Casper Van Uden. So that would have been men’s tour Britain. I believe he’s a sprinter for Picnic Post NL. Let’s see. Uh yeah, I’ll have to get that piece together. Maybe someone can comment about that. Dave UAE maybe like the early ‘7s Oakland A big EOS lots of drama. They just win. Yeah, I talked about it yesterday. I think even my Discord. Like if you want drama, I think it’s at Lavala right now. Almeida was just super pissed off. Maybe that’s why he was pissed so hard on Tom Pitcock. I wonder if they had like a big handshake later. He was barking at Pickcock all the way up in that rain. And apparently Pickock said afterwards, Almeida didn’t say this. I love that Pitcock told us what he said. Almeida was screaming at him, “Grow some balls.” So I don’t know what that is in Spanish, but it’s something something coones. Could you imagine him saying that out loud? Coahones, I guess. Uh the lantern boys rank Ausa as fourth after Pogy. Del Toro Almeida then Ausa. Okay. They agree that Almeida is better than Dtora now, but Del Toro will be second soon. Auso for them is fourth on GC UAE. Okay. Yeah, he’s kind of like their fourth tier rider. There’s another super young rider, too. Uh I think his name’s Torres. I think I mentioned I think his name is Pablo Torres. Yeah, Pablo Torres. He looks really good, too. Dude, Ruben, where you been, bro? Reuben’s back, guys. Here is a OG supporter of the channel. Like a super OG. Uh Reuben’s in Belgium. Does a lot of riding. Reuben, I actually banged out 40 40k yesterday, if you can believe that. Uh yeah, the last few kilometers I suffered a little bit, but whatever. It’s been a long time since I went that far. So Ruben’s back watching from Belgium. Uh Reuben’s the guy that told me to do the Renewi tour, guys. Uh Benelux tour. He said cover that race for sure. So that’s why we did that. OG Toronto couriers all over the country now from coast to coast. Yes, Vivas is as dominant as Pogy is in the mountains. Crash pad and a bike is all you need, Dave. That’s it. Uh Don Dream, I agree. Pogy, Almeida, Del Toro, Aayuso as the top four in UAE. Man, that team is so powerful. I mean, I think most teams would just take Almeida in a second or take Del Toro in a second or take Auso in a second and they got four of them. Plus Pogy the alien. I love all the nicknames. Pogy the Slovenian alien. Uh Yonas the Danish anchovi. Uh, Ausu is doing well on this tour, but he needs to prove his worth on this team by helping with uh, Jiao’s GC efforts. I don’t, guys, I don’t know if we’re going to see him help today. Like, who really knows what’s going on in the background there? Were they already getting ready to let go of him? I mean, there’s been talk about that for a long time. CMAC ladies tour. Looks like there’s one writer out in front right now. Uh, number 54 for Leel Trek, guys. I’m going to bounce over here. Let’s get that flying over here. And I love coming covering the ladies races, too. Yeah, Loretta Hansen here. Loretta Hansen, Australian, Ver out front, just smashing it. I think she’s going on a huge breakaway. It’s a short stage. Short stage. There’s riders here. I think they underestimate the abilities of the women uh big time when they coordinate these races. There’s riders here that can just ride away all day. She’s out front on the crit circuit. Big setup for this one. Barriers everywhere. Let’s be careful on those barriers. You have to be really careful the foot the feet on the barriers when they kind of come out a bit too far. Uh she’s about 200 m up the road right now. Yeah, she’s 150 m from the finish. I’m I’m noticing signs on the side of the road. Excuse me. Pelaton not chasing too hard after her. So she’s through the finish line. So that is the finish line there. Lock it into your brain column in the pipe. Six laps to go, I think. Yeah, six laps to go. Uh 1 2 3 4 5 six. Six laps to go. Gonna I have to count that out loud in my head, guys. I know. 190 meter gap. Uh that’s 17 seconds now. Loretta Hansen time trial it. Let’s take a look at Loretta for a second here. Uh, guess what, guys? Her specialty is the time trial. Her specialty is the time trial. And she’s going up the road by herself. She’s from Dales Ford, Australia. 30 years old. Get it. Love the heroic epic attacks. Dropping watts. She’s on her mad. Red, yellow, blue. She’s working super hard here. like mouth is open. Probably used to being in this position doing the time trials by herself solo. Doesn’t need help from anyone. Love it. That’s my type of racing right there. Uh, okay. So, back to Ruben here. Okay, guys. Yeah, I’m sorry, dudes. I’m behind. Uh, powpow. Well, Alpison should pursue so dude. Exactly. Exactly. I uh Alpas and Dcoin really doesn’t have a GC guy. They don’t have one. MVDP as their super domestic during tours and also as their main uh ODR guy. ODR. What’s ODR guy? One day race guy. One day. Yeah, exactly. Uh lead alman for Yasper as well on sprint stages. How about to Ausso to picnic with Barry Pont? Yeah, dude. Exactly. [Music] Like I mean someone earlier said Leo Trek is that confirmed? Probably rumors. Uh Marggo V. I am not going to even try. Okay. What did I miss here? Marggo V. Pensky. Oh, the Pensky. Dudes, we got the Penske Files open. And I’m back, baby. I’m back. I think that was another big one of George’s. Uh Drew Schaefer. Yep. I saw the 1990 UCL World Championship Med on the Montreal say on his honeymoon. Wow. Honeymooned in Quebec. Also divorce party in Quebec. Did you see the race the second time? Uh Drew, why Quebec? Why did you go to Montreal? Like what brought you up there? Just hey, we’ve always wanted to visit there. Whatever. Dude, that’s what I thought. Dream. Dream. Exactly. Iuso would be a perfect fit at Moastar. Spanish, they love him. Spanish team, do predominantly Spanish riders. That seems like a good fit for him. Okay. Uh, Pich Picheno Grande. Dude, welcome aboard, man. It’s not Spanish, man. It’s Portuguese and balls means Oh, dude, you’re right, dude. I’m sorry, dude. Sorry, you’re right. You are correct. Uh, for some reason in my head I was thinking Almeid is Spanish. He’s not he’s Portuguese. Dude, I really apologize for that. Uh, I get it. I get it. That’s like saying an Australian is a New Zealander. Perhaps saying uh someone from the UK is Scottish when they’re English or English when they’re Scottish. I understand 100%. Coho. Dude, I don’t know how to say it. Coho. But dude, even better. He’s saying it in Portuguese, guys. Uh, Reuben’s cycling outside finally rehabbing and working on the leg. Ruben had a big crash. I think it was like June 4th or fifth. Full endo. Also started working a few hours a day. Spent time with Guju. Hey dude, happy birthday to Guju. I saw that just recently. Just last weekend, maybe. School started. More time for daddy now. More riding time, Reuben. Oh, dude. That’s right. That’s right. Drew Schaefer heard two decades ago that Lance said a private email with Juan Bote as his name. Dude, it said he used to sign into certain hotels as Juan Bote, which means one ball. Uh, so that would have been probably the Spanish version, not the Portuguese one that I just butchered for dude. Oh, Papa. Okay, so Van Huden was at Lualta, guys. Yeah, three races in my brain right now. Uh, we’re watching I’m watching the women’s tour of Britain. I’ve got both uh the other ones going. I’ve actually got two streams going right now. Lloyd’s tour of Britain. What’s going on over here, guys? I’m going to have a quick peek. Uh, I think things look pretty static there so far. Yeah. Now, 2 minutes and 30 second gap. Why don’t we have a quick peek over at the men’s Tour Britain? We still got our rider out front there, Loretta Hansen. Tour Britain. Four riders up front. Rakulle is the guy that I know best here. Uh 2 minutes 40 second gap. We’re just getting ready to start stage two. St phase two of the race, guys. Uh guys, if you see me here staring at the screens because I’m trying to figure out if we’ve got a circuit at the finish today. Come on, Colin. Figure this out. 2025. We come here. I thought there was a bit of a a a circuit at the end. There’s not. So, this is where we are. We’re going from Woodbridge to Southold. Southold. Uh, we’re obviously on the east coast of England somewhere. Britain, UK, whatever. Three different names. I always butcher that, too. I’m going to get Oh, I’m going to get so ragged on here now. Uh, I was born there, too, guys. I’m allowed to say that cuz I was born there. That’s my saying for whenever I say something that’s not correct. I’m allowed to say that cuz I was born there. I love when people pull that one off on me. Yeah, but dude, I can make that joke cuz my dad Yeah, he’s from there. Yeah, I can make that joke. Simac ladies tour 3 second gap. There’s a chase group now. Two riders. Pelton’s at six. So, they’re just letting Loretta Hansen uh hover up front. She’s hoping they just give her a little bit of leeway and she can escape. And back to Lavoa and Vizma sitting on the front right now for uh Tour Britain. Two Vizma riders. Looks like the Vizma rider actually pulled up beside his uh teammate here and said, “Come on, dude. Let’s go.” It’s funny here. So, I’m actually on the Lloyd’s tour of Britain. They actually have a channel. Uh, just reading the smart chat. Dude, I love the smart chat or the live chat. Reuben did my first allout race on Ruby. Reuben, what race was that? Let us know. Was it a new challenge race? Okay, so Van Uden abandoned the Lavalta. Okay. Didn’t fancy two weeks of climbing. Yeah, that’s why again. Okay, so he is at Lavalta. I was looking elsewhere for him. Tour Britain. Oh, dude. Yeah, Marggo Van Pectinbeck. Yeah, they her Marggo V. Marggo Van Pectinbeck. Guys, I get to butcher everyone’s names. Dave, Quebec City, so very perfect date city. Yeah, dude. Anyone, North Americans especially on the east side uh or wherever. Dude, check out Quebec City. You’ll feel like you’re back in Europe. You’ll feel like you’re in Europe. At least that’s how it felt to me. I was there probably like in my early 20s probably I don’t know three four times. Uh it’s a walled city. You go there first language is French. Uh you will go to places there where they won’t speak English at all. They don’t even know how to speak English I think or they pretend they don’t which is fair enough. Okay. Tour Britain here. What’s going on now? Riders back at the cars here. Just trying to figure this out. Pelatons all together at uh Valta. We’re 45K in now, guys. Average speed, check this out, guys. Average speed, it’s saying at Levalta right now, 51.8 km an hour after 45ks. Absolutely smashing it. Rudix 7 here, dude. A uso best fit is Moastar. Dude, that that’s what I think too. Mostar needs that next GC guy. Uh Enrich Mass. What’s going to happen with him? What’s going to happen with Enrich Mass, guys? I’m going to go to the start list here. Just one of the easiest ways I can do this. We’re going to look at the Moistar team. Here he is. Enrich Moss, 30 years old. He was out with surgery to correct I think he was having a bit of like thrombosis in his leg. Looks like his best years were well he had a good year last year. 2024 was good for him. 2022 was good for him. 2021 those were his best years. Best results three stages. Oh. Oh no. Here. Let me just do this guys. 2022 second place at Voto Espña. He’s finished second at the Voila Easpania three times. Jirro de la Ailia. I’m going to be doing that one, guys. That one’s coming up. Uh I think September, October. I think that’s the one. One day race. Yeah, it’s in October. That race generally runs in October. That race has been running forever, too. 105th was 3 years ago. This race has been running a very long time. This is a serious race. And wow, Emer Mass won that race over Mr. Pogy. He’s not unbeatable, guys. Oh, look at this. Third place was Dominico Pozivo, Alejandro Alri, Lorenzo Fortunado was there, too, riding for looks like a continental level team. Insanity, I love this. Rudy Mard, Davidid Formulo, that’s another good name for UAE right there, guys. Haven’t seen him for a little bit. Where has David Formula been? Formalo been did tour Poland. Yeah, I’m used to seeing him at the tour to France. Wasn’t there this year? Good climber. Good GC rider. Oh, I said UAE. Sorry, I didn’t mean to say UEI. He’s Moistar. Okay, let’s get out of there. So, yeah, I think Auso would fit in. So, good here. Who’s got the money? I guess Movar has a ton of cash now, apparently. Uh, I’m just getting that from uh Patrick and Benji. They had a breaking news thing on AUSO. I almost did one myself. Breaking news. Keep summer. Oh, it’s the keep summer going kickoff. Okay, Reuben, I thought there was a new challenge coming. Okay, backing up, guys. Backing up. Uh, Drew could not afford Paris and both of us knew a little French. Okay, whale watching there. Uh, Bass and Katherine was also fun. I’m sorry, I forgot to type earlier. Good morning, Joey. I think Joy’s just still in bed right now. Yesterday was Was it yesterday? Oh, she was up super late the night before doing all uh the month end invoicing for the uh dental office. I think she was up till 1:00 in the morning doing that. TT rider never get the glory. It’s always the climber, the sprinter, and the classic rider who gets the glory. Yeah, I agree, Dream. I agree with you here. The ttiest is an integral part of the team. They do the most pulls or lead outs. Yeah, they don’t really get the same kind of glory. It’s it’s never really designed for them. That’s why I love time trial so much. You know, those time trial guys are doing all the pulling, sitting there all day pulling, pulling, pulling. Uh as the guys who get the glory are just kind of just hiding behind them, wheel sucking essentially. That’s the reality of it. Yeah, guys, go to uh Quebec if you can. It’s fascinating. I love it there. Uh, even Montreal it’s Yeah, you go out for supper, you’re not going out for supper till 9 10:00 at night. Like, what? I’m in bed by then. Soccer guy, would you ever post a cycling tour on YouTube of Calgary elsewhere with GoPro? Dude, good good comments, dude. I’ve got one of those tiny little uh 4K cameras. And Calgary has a really big bike path. So, I thought about doing a really clickbaity uh whatever thumbnail, which I don’t like to do, but apparently even the big guys do that. Uh can I survive cycling all around Calgary in one day? It would be a long ride for sure. Like do all the bike paths all around Calgary. Dude, soccer guy. I think people are interested in that kind of stuff. Yeah, dude. I probably do it too where uh Okay, without patting myself too much on the back, I’m good at riding and talking. I am. I’ve done it all the time when I do my inside rides. So, I’ve done videos like on Ruby Zift where I have the camera on me. You see me and you see the other stuff underneath of what I’m riding on. I talk the whole time. I guess if I was in Calgary doing I probably wouldn’t because people would probably think I was insane. just chatting away to myself. So, I could probably do it, record it all and then uh do an overlay and I’ll tell you because I know Calgary very well. I’ve lived here since 79. Okay, so Ruben did the kick summer going kickoff on Ruby an hour ago. So, soccer guy. Good. Keep stay tuned. Stay tuned. Uh I’m sorry I’m allowed Canadian here. Where’s my Tims? Yeah, we’d eat our Tim’s coffee in the morning. Who knows this? Tim’s time. Uh, the Canadian palindrome EMTT Smith. Yeah, I know that one. Enrich Mass. Yeah. Uh, Enrich Mass by time. I don’t know how long it takes to recover from that, but I think they’re it’s something to do with he’s got restricted blood flow in his legs somewhere. I’ve heard lots of cyclists have this before. Guys, like the channel if you can. Every every like really helps, guys. That’s probably the most important thing to hit that like button every day. Um, I’ve had videos where they’ll double in views after the fact. So, you guys are helping me out here in the live chat, keeping things going. Uh, having fun. 52k an hour average speed at Levalt right now. I can’t wait to see live footage of this. They’re going to be just driving at the front, not allowing breakaways to go. Keep the pace so high that the breakaway can’t escape today. That’s their MMO right now. No mass. No mass. Exactly. No more. So many riders would get get injured. This is from Dave. And we never hear about it. Some riders never even tell the team that they are injured. That’s true, Dave. Yeah, exactly. I said, yeah, same thing with Mass. Great rider, but never a true GC threat as TT was his huge weakness. Exactly. that some of them can’t do it all. They’re always thereabouts. Um I would say the same as Mikuel Landa. Male Landanda, same kind of rider. Uh great rider. Sudol Quickstep still at the race currently. Male Land is in 24th place. Uh Walto Eberos, he’s won that twice. I did know that after learning about the races here. uh KM jersey at the Walt Espña, but has never won a Grand Tour. Stages at grand tours for sure. Never won a Grand Tour. Same kind of rider, 35 years old versus uh Enri Mass, 30. I also just saw Junior Lurf’s name there. He is sitting at 17th overall. And I keep saying, keep an eye on this dude. Tiny little pesky lightweight climber. So, I’m thinking like Angleroo. Anglaroo could be his day. Let’s go, dude. They’ve lost two riders. Just seen here. Yeah, we did see this a couple days ago. Valentine Perry Pont, superstar climber. Uh, Pep and Render Inc. left two. We got Vervi there. Vervey had big points in the KM on that breakaway. Back to men’s tour Britain that I’m watching here, guys. Four riders still riding up front. So, it’s going to be one of those days where they just let the four of them right away and they’ll turn on in the last 60 km and pull them back. A sprint victory. J Taylor, good morning y’all from Florida. Hey, dude. Dave, that’s why I love group rudder. I talk so much on group rides. I have swallowed every type of Yeah, that too, right guys? Dude, uh, soccer guy. I’m going to do that today. I’m going to start looking at some maps of how I can ride uh the tour of Calgary. And I know every time I go to the airport, I think the bike path is way up there. And you just start riding around the whole thing. It would be really good for me. Get out there. Uh riding the bike path, too. I guess away from the populated areas, I could hammer. Uh but it is all speed control, too. So, it would make me ride a bit slower and a bit safer. Oh, Drew saying only 18 likes. Come on, guys. Smash the like button. I think I’m seeing 78 people here right now. Um, actually, I don’t know what I’m seeing here right now. 78 watching. Yep. If everyone can please hit the like button, guys. Yeah. So, some views I might get 7 or 8,000 views live and then I get I get the same amount of views later. If you guys don’t like it, it doesn’t get recommended later to those people. Average race speed so far, 52.7 km an hour. Sorry guys. 52.175 km an hour. That’s insanity. Okay, so now they just dropped it down to 50.67. So just little tweaks on the fly, but that is fast. Uh yeah, smashing it after rest day. Everyone’s feeling frisky. Let’s get it on. Shaka, let’s go. Jay did another 10k this morning. 6.2 miles, but just walked. No jogging, dude. Walking’s perfect, too. temperature cooler. I had to wear a shirt with shorts. Dude, it must be freezing in Florida. Must be absolutely freezing. You must be dying down there. Uh, we’ve got some nice weather still, guys. Oh, we got an air quality warning. I did see smoke yesterday. There’s still fires going on up north, guys. Doesn’t even phase me. Um, but there are fires going on. You know what? I’m wondering if for the tour of Calgary, I should take the cyclacross bike. I think I probably would. Temperatures here uh Celsius wise, check this guys. We got 23 Celsius today. We got 2930 degrees tomorrow. So that’s, you know, high8s. Then it starts looking like fall at there’s days where it’s fall where we’re waking up to like 5 6° C. It only gets to like 17 18, but we got some nice summer still left. I’m okay with it, guys. I’ll take summer as long as I can. When you get six months of winter, uh, it gets old real fast. Gets old real fast. If you’ve never been in, I don’t know, – 10 Celsius, guys. Celsius. If you’ve never been in – 10, -20, -30, maybe -40. I’ve been to about -45 in northern Saskatchewan. You have no idea. You have no idea. Jay, great job. Job, dude. Great job. Love the exercise. Yeah, I dude I felt good about doing just that 40k yesterday. I was like, “Yeah, banged it out. Let’s go. Now I can eat whatever I want.” Oh, the gnats, dude. They’re out here too right now. I hate it. Uh oh, we’re talking uh Oh, boxing. Yeah, Haggler. Yeah. Okay, dude. I remember all that. up to 21 likes. Keep cranking it up, guys. Keep cranking it up if you can. Uh, wow. Rick Holtzlander, 75 degrees in northeast Florida. Dude, that’s probably like 21, 22, 23° C, I think. Actually, you know what? I think I noticed, guys, on uh Colins’s Tech Talk, Collins Tech Talk coming up. I noticed on my calculator on my phone that there’s a conversion. Is it just Verma? Oh wow. Wow. So there’s a full Yeah. Colin’s tech talk here inside C cycling world. If you look at your calculator on your iPhone, guys, there is a full conversion thing built in now. So I wonder if we got temperature. If we do, I’d be so happy. We do. We do. So 75 Fahrenheit is 23.8. Dude, that’s warm. If it’s 24 Celsius, I’m like, “Okay, man.” Yeah, I can’t stay out in the heat too long today. That’s how weak I am up here, guys. Sorry. Yeah, that’s super nice. So, I think we’re going to be I think I saw 23 Celsius. So, that’s right on 74 Fahrenheit. Damp cold is worse than dry cold. Absolutely. Uh 5C, 42 degrees Fahrenheit at 619. Yeah, that elevation, dude. It’s all about that elevation. Yeah, Dave uh when he when he’s hungry and he’s got no groceries in the house, he just goes for a long bike ride, mouth open, chitty chatting, and gets the gnats for protein. Bugs is bugs is food, man. Isn’t that the t the way of the future? The way of the future. We’re all going to eat bugs. I won’t be I’ll be long gone. 23C is shirtless time from Dave. I love it. Guys, today I’m wearing uh another Valta throwback jersey. If you haven’t seen it, if I haven’t talked about it, this one here would be a leader jersey. Uh this was 1993. 1993. Uh Tony Romaner. This was his team. So I get these jerseys. I’m like, is this, you know, is this legit? Is this real? It is. Uh, real team. I’m gonna actually shrink myself down a bit, guys, so you guys can see the profile there. Uh, fairly bright today, isn’t it? It’s because I got this one on here. Let’s turn that guy down. Oh, there we go. Yeah. See that? Look at it going down already. It’s this screen right here. It’s the one I’m watching the tour of Britain on. Whoa. Whoa. So, Vizma driving the front. Uh, they’re going through the feed zone here. a little replay and drops his entire museette bag. Shakes his hand out. Oh, he’s got You got your second chance here, dude. It’s a UAE rider. Got it. Got it. Roads kind of look wet there, but it just might be the sheen off the uh type of ash faulting I imagine they’re using. Guys, we’re going to talk about road surfaces here, too. We’re doing it all. Air. Yes, airborne krill. I like that. That’s perfect. J Taylor, yes. Florida temps during workout before suns is 7274. Nice temp, dude, with 80, dude. Yeah, we don’t get that kind of humidity here. Shoulder season. Yes, into the shoulder season. Guys, I want to look something up here. Uh, lowest in Let’s take a look. Uh, just so you guys know, I do want to look at the record cuz I thought it was Calgary. Do a lot of research here, too, guys. Guys, check this out. Here’s the record for Canada. Uh, now this makes no sense, guys. Sometimes I hate AI answers cuz this is so wrong. So wrong, so wrong. So wrong. So, my understanding is that the average, sorry, the lowest ever humidity recorded in Canada was in Calgary. It’s bone dry here, guys. This is the place that people come to and if they’re not from here, they get nosebleleeds. Uh, pounding migraine headaches from the winds off the mountains. The pressure changes. People’s skin just starts flaking off. It’s so dry. But check out this. So, I typed in lowest humidity in Canada. I hate AI. Hate, hate, hate. It’s so stupid. Someone said just recently that we’re at the point now that AI is so pervasive that it’s kind of like changed things on the internet. It’s it’s saying the same thing over and over that’s wrong that people are now starting to think it’s right. Check this out. All fellow Canadians, the lowest humidity recorded in Canada is 0.8%. Which occurred in Aoyos, Alberta on June 21st, 2017. Well, guess what folks? Booyos is in British Columbia. It’s nowhere near Alberta. Uh, so total fail right away. Thanks a lot, AI. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden. Uh, okay. So, I’m trying to find lowest humidity ever. Calgary is quite low. And we’re going to take a look at it here. Yeah, it’s lower. Yeah, we’re lower than everyone. Basically, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba will have the lowest humidities in Canada. So, yeah, we get a dry cold. We don’t have damp. So, if it’s zero Celsius and it’s very humid, it’s going to feel really cold. So, Dave’s 100% correct about that. Uh, so what I’m going to do is I’m going to try one more search here because AI is a total failure as usual. Lowest humidity record, Calgary. Calgary. God. Uh, the Well, it says the lowest recorded humidity in Calgary is 41% observe. Uh, again, here’s another AI answer. The lowest recorded humidity in Calgary is 41%. Which is typically observed in April. So, we typically get 41% as the lowest record ever. I don’t believe that either. Don’t believe it. You’re wrong. Uh, weather records. Dude, I love weather. Love weather. Yeah. Anyways, uh I think AI has destroyed all my internet searches. I can’t stand it. Absolutely can’t stand it, guys. It’s so wrong all the time. My favorite is the AI voices that you think are real on when you’re watching YouTube and they’re not. They’re fake. Some are really good and you’ll clue and you’ll be like, “Oh, especially when they say numbers. AI is so stupid. It can’t read numbers out well.” And if you work in that kind of stuff, great. Whatever. I don’t think it does any good. Oh my. Huge crash, dude. Am I missing it? Okay, guys. Uh, huge crash at Levalta. Sorry, dude. Rudix’s here. Yeah, it is live. Uh, Lualta is live. I don’t think it’s live live for me yet. Oh, they changed the start time. Open up any time now. Okay. So, someone’s saying here that there’s a huge crash at Lavalta. I don’t see it yet. So, dude, JT saying crash AI computerized plagiarism. I think AI has his places, guys. Like, if you want to like give me some ideas for supper, a celebratory dinner for a wedding in Virginia, what’s the standard fair that you would serve? Just stuff like that. But there’s people making up there’s videos on YouTube that are smashed together. So guys, as a minuscule YouTuber who is a nobody in the realm of everything, uh YouTube actively on July 15th is trying to shut down all of the AI generated channels. There’s a there’s tons of them. It’s all generated by AI and people are sitting there making tons of money. Uh people watch these videos and think it’s real people. There’s someone in the background. They put AI voices on them. Uh they’re not doing any work. Like zero work, you know, and to just be a whiner for a little bit. I do a lot of work doing this. I put in a lot of time doing this. They sit back and let some AI just generate fakeness. Uh absolutely ticks me off. Ticks me off, guys. So, I’m glad they’re cracking down. Basically starting the first real climb today, guys. Now, uh average speed is insanity. 50.4K an hour. I don’t see a live feed yet for Levalta. I’m on Flow Bikes. Maybe uh maybe uh Rudix 7 here is seeing it somewhere else that I’m not seeing it yet. I’m in the the preamble to it. What time is it? 6:29 a.m. for me. I think they said it was going live at 10 to 7. So maybe another 20 minutes of me just waiting it out. Dave saying that’s about as smart as a current university graph from this year. Yeah. And everyone just keeps pushing AI. So yeah, it’s I think it’s gone past dumb now. The stuff it comes up with. Uh have you ever seen like AI generated images? They’re so wrong. Like they make it seem like it’s so impressive. Like like anything, just show me some pictures of cyclist. They’ll have the the the derailure on the wrong side. They’ll have the brakes upside down. It’s like, do you know what you’re doing? Okay. Get me in this race. Yeah. I just don’t see it yet, guys. So, if there’s been a crash, I can’t see it and I can’t confirm it. Uh yeah, I’m just in the uh the flow bikes uh prelude thing. Sadly, I think AI will only be as smart as those who program it. And we are not getting smarter. Yeah, I think it’s really stupid like the names, the way it says. So, I watch videos, guys. I watch them, too. It’ll be some kind of cycling video or or whatever else. And then as soon as I say the name, I’m like, “Oh, that is said so wrong. You’ve never even heard of this person’s name before. You’ve never said that name out loud. You’re not a real person.” Uh, the coldest I think I skiing was – 25. So, that’s getting cold. Tears freeze up on cheeks at that temp. Ooh, coldest temp was 61°. Sorry, 61 – 61 St. Louis. Wow, that’s that is cold. Yep. – 61 is cold. Uh, Dawn has a sleeveless jersey for riding at plus 37 C. Yeah, I have a couple of uh sleeveless ones, too, when I do ride outside. You know, show off the pipes and whatnot. Just kidding, guys. I have no pipes. Uh I love the way they pronounce certain words. Pregnant. Oh, yeah, dude. And some of the voices are good, but realistically, it’s nothing. It’s just a stupid program doing it. There’s no talent. There’s no skill. Uh imagine if you found out that Phil Liot was AI. Wouldn’t that just tick you off? Like, no one will ever be as good as that. the natural authentic Phil stuff. Chat GPT makes mistakes like it sometimes lists the same thing twice. This is music here again. We’ve seen music before. Yeah, dude. The thing I was just chasing. So, they’re saying the lowest ever recorded humidity in Canada was in a Soyuse, Alberta. There’s no such place as a Soyuse, Alberta. It’s taking data from all over Canada. Uh, and I don’t think the humidity can ever get to 0.8%. Does anyone think that could anywhere in the world get to 0.8% humidity? Maybe it can. I’m not Mr. Meteorology, but that seems really low. That would be like the Yeah, that would be like probably the driest place on the planet. Okay, live coverage starts in about 15 minutes, but I read on official website of Oh, yep, dude. Yep. I should be doing that, too. I’m sorry, guys. We should be here as well. Uh, oh no. Yeah, dude. I saw it flash up on PCS, but I’m watching too many screens. I don’t want to hear this. So, Raul Garcia Pernia is with the race doctor. So, there was a crash, mass crash in the bunch. This was at 1423. So, dude, Rudix 7, you’re the man today for covering this for us. There was a crash, guys, about uh 15 minutes ago. Ra Garcia Pñena is with the race doctors right now. There’s attackers trying to go off again. It’s saying there is two attackers off the front right now. 10-second gap, though. That’s all it is. Just a 10-second gap, guys. So, yeah, we sometimes guys, this is why when I first started doing this, I was using the websites. If if they’ve got a really good website, there is actually good data there. Going to try to show you here this too. I’ll try to flick into the background here by myself. Uh, see what we got going here. Okay, there we are. See how good our data is going to look. Oo, I like the looks of this. And we’re going to do this stage 10. Here we go, guys. Hearing some noise outside there in my room. I don’t want to hear Pelaton. We got a chasing uh lead group up the road. Uh 10 15 seconds up the road. You can just see them right now in the distance there. Let me go to the league group, guys. Oh, I’m going to jump out of the room for a second, guys. I can hear my dogs downstairs and I can hear him eating stuff. So, let me jump out. Uh keep an eye here on uh Javier Romo Oliver, Jardy, Christian Vanderly, and Jay Vine. I told you Jayvon would be coming out to play later in the day. Here he is. We all expected this. Guys, I need a minute. Oh yeah, puppies. Uh, he’s eating a pair of sandals. He found some wrappers to eat and then something. I don’t even know what it is. I’m kind of afraid to know what it is. At first, I thought it was a big chunk of cat litter. A big cat poop. However, there’s no litter box in the basement anymore. I took it all out. Kitties are outside. Okay. So yeah, three riders up front. Uh Moastar rider, Javier, Roma Olivera, Olive. Yeah, probably say like that. I believe this guy is the under. He was an under 23, under21 champion. I think he might be Portuguese. I think Jardy Christian Vanderly for EF and JVine for UAE. So Jayvine is going to get a head start on points today. Back to the Pelaton Evo Alves Olivera. They’re just hovering up the road, guys. You can see them here in the distance. Let’s get right into the Pelaton here. Imagine if they had drone shots. They should I’ve heard them talk about that using drones out on course. Crash into the riders. Oh yeah, look at this guys. This is camera work here. You guys got nothing on me. Uh pro coverage places. You got nothing. These are This is the actual location of all these riders. It’s the group locations anyways. So, we got some bike terror rocking here, guys. Again, let’s bounce up to Jvine. Mr. I want this KO no matter what. There’s no points on these ones, though. There’s no points. Just around the corner, you’re going to see that Pelon probably coming. Yeah, maybe not. Gap’s opening up, though. It is opening up a little bit. They’re out to 350 m. Uh Colin is still looking. He’s trying to Okay, data blurp there, guys. Just a bit of a data blurp. So, really, how far are they? We’re going to bounce back to PCS and see if we can get some data there on it or use the website itself like I should have been using. So, this is what I used to always use, guys. I used the website. It looks pretty close to me. Uh come back to the race. 25 seconds. Yeah, it’s not that far. Jay’s going to try to get away all day over these next bumps. Uh, his team is probably going to sit on the front, try to slow things down. Over to PCS now. Here we go. Jayvine 48 minutes behind overall in the GC. This dude here, I want to check him out. No, he is Spanish. Jame Roa. Oh, it’s not the dude I was thinking of either. It is not the dude I was thinking of. This is someone difference. Villa Franco deis Cababallieros. Oh, I love that, man. That’s where I want to say my place of birth is. That sounds good. Uh, currently looks like he’s 44th overall at the Espña. Three riders, 15-second gap, guys. Uh, this is good here. No points available, but this is listed as a 3.9 km climb at 4.6%. Still waiting on live, guys. Uh should be less than 10 minutes out now. And I got to catch up. Got to catch up. Oh, I got cables wrapped around my feet here, guys. It’s kind of a rat’s nest of cables here in the 10 x10 cube. Phil AI, I would cry like a baby if Yeah. He found out that Phil wasn’t real. Death Valley. Been there, guys. I’ve been to Death Valley. Yeah. Search for AI. Bob Dylan songs. It is crazy accurate, dude. It’s It’s crazy accurate. Yeah, I agree. Rudex, I agree with you a million%. But then at the same time, it’s absolutely insanely wrong. That’s the crazy thing about AI to me. either really good or really and and once you know it’s wrong you’re like oh at least me guys once I know it’s AI and it’s wrong I’m like this is terrible because it all I keep getting told is how incredibly good it is and oh my god it’s so good and the powers of AI and yeah it’s just reading databases and slapping things together and I’d rather listen to a real person be wrong than AI once I hear AI is wrong I’m I’m so out. I just turn the video off. Yeah. So, it’s either really right or really wrong. And that’s what’s strange about it. Yeah, that’s right. JT Taylor Raul Garcia Pinner is the cyclist from Archa. I’ll keep jumping back here for stats on him, guys. See what they’re saying. Yeah, Riders on the Move, Vine, Romo, Vanderly. Uh it’s saying they’re 15 k uh seconds ahead right now. The other two aren’t in competition for the polka dot jersey. So it’s just Jvine going to be doing this every day. Now there’s three points available on this climb. Uh and that’s still a little ways down the road. That’s like 50k away still. So they’re they’re going to have to stay ahead for 50k here. Uh, mechanical problem for Matteo Jorgensson. So, he should be back on soon. Catching that quick. Good morning, Tony. Tony says, “Good morning, cycling fans.” Uh, okay. Uh, Dave must have happened at drop of the flag. All F1 crank up Baja men’s now. What’s that? Okay, you lost me there, Dave. I’ll have to figure that out. Who let the dog out? Yeah, exactly. Oh, dude. Yeah, he was just tearing around having fun like but you got to watch cuz they’ll eat things they shouldn’t be eating. So yeah, I got some clean I picked a couple things. There’s like a I don’t know if it’s an ornament or something that dried out. I don’t know what it is. Yeah, you guys almost missed the dog emergency. It’s all under control now. Uh he’s absolutely wild right now. He’s very nippy. So he’s um I don’t know what his full breed is cuz we don’t know. He’s a mut. I love muts. Uh, but he’s very you can see it in them. He’s healer and he’s Australian Shepherd. So, he’s got the the funky eyes, one blue eye. Actually, one blue eye and one dark brown and then slightly hazel eye. I’m calling right now I’m calling him Ziggster. So, Becky S came up with the name Ziggy. Ziggy Stardust. I thought that was cool. Even Joey called him Ziggster a few days ago. So, Ziggster, Ziggs, whatever. I guess we got to take up a name for him when we get him uh into the vets here when he’s eventually going to be uh demanhooded, I guess. Uh Rudix, I think Jay Vine goes for Polka Dot and later he will help Ala. Yeah, he’ll be satellite writer later for Almeida. Uh I can’t see Ausa going up there. I think it would still be insane here over the next little guys. We still have 11 stages of the Valta left. We still have two full weeks, guys. I’m thinking about my schedule coming up, right? Average speed still 49k an hour. Extremely high pace here, guys. I I look at all these numbers, guys. We still have 2100 meters of climbing to do, and we’re traveling at 49k an hour average. Uh yeah, that’s fast, fast, fast, fast. I would expect more like 43 44k an hour at this point seeing this live feed as soon as I can, guys. I’ll let you know. Leather sandals. Uh would they were like uh I guess they’d be like uh flip-flop ones you wear on the pool like Nike or Adidas or something. Yeah, he found a pair. I guess I’m just going to throw them out. I don’t wear them anymore. He found them. I don’t even know where he found them down here. I left the back stairs open to the basement. There’s two sets of stairs into my basement, which is weird, I guess. Um, I left the back set open so he’d leave Joey Jojo alone. Uh, we got Cass here. Cass already won saying he’s Spanish. So, I think we were talking about Oh, Romo before uh Yeah, Jvine is Yeah, J uh Jay Taylor Jvine is going for the K points. That’s right. Yeah, Vizma’s going to have to start doing some work. So, with no points, it’s a true break breakaway. Uh, dude, no, there’s points at the road. So, there’s points at the category 3 climb. There’s a 7.5 km climb. It’s 4.7% gradient. It’s about 50 km away still. That’s where Jay Vine wants to secure those climbing points. He wants to get those and he wants to get the ones at the finish. He will be far up the road so he’ll be able to fall back and help Almeida when necessary. I bet you there’s a lot of tension over at UAE thinking what’s going to do? They’ve already severed the contract at the end of the year. He’s still technically rides for UAE. You know for a fact he’s been talking to other teams. He has to have. He can’t sign with another team till his contract expires, but he will have been talking to them. Will he help Almeida out? That’s my big question. I think that’s the big thing of the race right now. Drones, not a fan of them during up on ski races and for cycling. Oh yeah, dude. I think it would be horrible. I’ve heard about it. Uh yeah, something would happen. One would crash in front of a cyclist. One uh they’d fly into a cyclist. Guaranteed, dude. So Auso uh and UAE announced, this is for Jay. Auso and UEA announced yesterday that Auso will be leaving UAE at the end of the year. It’s been just a lot of controversy between uh Ausso not working well as a teammate. He kind of bombed out that one stage here at the VA. The next day he wins the stage. Uh stage nine, he was not present to help Almeida at all. Uh Almeida brought that up. didn’t say any names but Almeida said he goes yeah I his words were something to the extent of my team let me down there was no one there so I think he was pointing that at a yuso because he should have been there for him didn’t say his name and uh rest day on the rest day they announced that you was leaving the team so there was probably some craziness I think you know going down at UAE I mean, he could have easily been there with Almeida. There’s no way he wins a stage one day and then he is that bad again. I just don’t believe it. Uh, QB for the Cowboys, but never a pro as far as I know. Okay, I missed all that. Yeah, Drew. Yeah, exactly. Imagine a drone flying right beside you. gets across your path. Yeah, dude. It could distract you so easy and crashes could happen. Rudix 7, me and my friend are making a new song about AI or using. It’s a cover of a song, American Pie. Lyrics the day the music died. Okay, got you, dude. Great song. The rumor is that use is going to track. I don’t know if that’s true, dude. Uh, it would be great for Lethal Trek. Uh, but I think there’s other teams that want him, too. Movar. That’s my pick. I think he could go to Movar. Uh, are you playing official fantasy game? It’s so much fun. You should try. Dude, I want to play the fantasy games. Uh, I just find I don’t have enough time left in my day to, you know, sit down and think of my picks. I know it’s not hard to do, but I just I guess I just got cheap excuses. I should be playing it. Ah, a Drew Schaer. Any team signing a useless must be really hurting for UCI points. That’s right, guys. When a US goes over, his AU his UCI points fall. Ooh, interesting. Here, Jay Vine is now solo, guys. Uh, what that’s telling me is that the other two guys have been caught. The Pelaton’s coming back. The Pelatons’s trying to come back and they’ve swept up Javier Romo, Spanish rider, Moar team, and Jardy Christian Vanderly, uh, Dutch rider for EF Education, leaving Jay Vine out there alone. Still waiting on video feed here. Pelaton Shredder is turned on. I love it. Bruno, good morning, Bruno. Bruno Goa. Uh, Jay Taylor likes Almeida. Yeah, dude. I think they’re that’s been the big issue at UE is Almeida Ausso. That’s the big issue they have. Those two maybe don’t see eye to eye. Uh two GC riders on the same team. And you know what? There’s probably a little bit, you guys tell me if I’m wrong. I don’t want to come out wrong. There’s probably a little bit of the uh as someone corrected me earlier, Almeida is Portuguese. Auso is Spanish. There’s probably a little bit of the Portuguese Spanish rivalry going on there, too. has to be. Has to be. So, there’s that going on. Ooh, Dave Sing, a rider at the tour, got hit in the face by a pigeon at a sprint finish at the tour. Oh, that would be terrible. Fab Cycling UAE went full moastar 2010 and signed a whole bunch of Iberian riders with insane egos and thought they were going to get along. Never go full moastar, dude. I like it. You never go full Movar. Never. Fab. What did you think was going to happen? Yeah, exactly. There’s too many GC guys there. There’s just too many. It’s like having a team stack with sprinters. Like, I mean, then you have to decide, okay, who gets to win today? Who’s going to win tomorrow? Guys, I will pop back to uh the women’s tour here. CMAC ladies tour. Wow, they’re flying, guys. They’ve only got 8.5k to go with Fiper Feifer Georgie at the front and Margo Viji. Team Visma Lisa bike. Okay, 15 seconds back to the Pelaton at the CMAC ladies tour. I wonder if I can watch that quickly right now before Lewalta starts because that’s going to finish sooner. So, we’re going to go over here and watch uh the ladies tour. 8.5 to go. Even if the men’s tour starts, I can watch it all. I’m watching the CMAC Lady Tour right now, guys. 8 kilometers to go. And while we’re at it, too, I’ll watch that there. We’ll go to the tour of Britain. Four riders still with a breakout. So, here we go, guys. Now, they’re into phase two of the race. There are sprint points coming up. It’s 119 to the Pelaton. Probably going to let these guys get these points and time bonifications. Probably going to be a very close finish here at the men’s tour of Britain. One of these four riders. Oh, we got a crash here at the CMAC ladies tour. Crash at the CMAC ladies tour, guys. With these time bonifications, once this group gets devoured, uh, depending what’s available at the end, one of these four riders could be very well placed in the GC at the end of the day. as long as they can hang with the pelaton when it catches up with them because it’s going to. They’re going to give them these points here. Guys, take your 10753, your 32 and1 time bonifications. There’ll be more available at the finish, but they should still be able to be up there. All depends how well they feel. Uh I’m going back to uh the women’s tour here. And here we go, guys. Uh 7.3 categories. We have two riders up front with a 15-second gap. The riders can see them the entire time. Le on the front now. Le JCO Alula. Two riders up front. Uh Picnic Post NL. Yeah, right here. Feifer Georgie. 24 year old from Great Britain. Kind of an allrounder I think. Not superstar climber. It says she does okay in the hills. Rolling Hills decent sprint TT GC rider one day races kind of her specialty. Uh 52nd at the tour to France fam this year fight for Georgie. I do remember the name. And the other writer Marjo Viji I didn’t see I didn’t see her at Tur France because she wasn’t there. Yeah. very uh confusing in Colin’s poor little brain right now when I’m staring at this lady’s name, looking at her stats, reading about the Tour of Britain women, thinking about the men’s tour of Britain in the background and the Vel at the same time. Guys, final lap has commenced here at the uh CMAC ladies tour. Louisven to Louis. They’ve got a 15 20 second gap now. 20 second gap. It is a really technical course, too. There’s lots of corners on this uh circuit. There is a bit of a bump called the Kaiserberg. Uh, yep. Kaiserberg 300 meters at 7%. Let’s go. Let’s go. Where is Lena? So, SD Works Pro time right here. Here’s Lena. Their team better get to the front pretty quick and start pulling hard. Uh, Lead Trek is pulling right now probably for Eliza Balsamo. That’s who they’ll be pulling for. Hopefully Dream’s here and she’s watching. I’m sure Dream is watching at home right now. Good race here. 6K to go, guys. 6K to go. Uh, we’ll watch this. Yeah, Pelaton here. Completely strung out at the CMAC ladies tour. Waiting for Welter to go live, guys. Even if it does, we’ll stick with the ladies tour here. Finish this one out. Picnic Posanel three riders at the front. Oh, there’s Lena Vivas here lurking. Uh, no. That’s SD Works. That’s got to be SD Works there. Yeah, it is purplish. I I was seeing from a helicopter I saw black and a little bit of reddish. It’s more like it’s a purplish color. Uh, so yeah, on their backs versus this long ways away kind of look similar. Yeah, they don’t look similar at all, but I’m just going to tell you that I thought it was picnic at the front. SD works pro time and lal trekk we do have a picnic pause and l rider up the road in fifer georgie marjo viji riding together 17-second gap right now these two are working hard like they think they can stay away if if things just work out right if they can keep the h the pressure on and if behind things don’t come together right if there’s a click a wheel somewhere uh if there’s slowdowns on the corners ers. Yeah, here’s that hill. Here it is. The Kaisersburg. They’re up over the Kaiser. It’s kind of like a double kick over it out the back here. SD Works Pro time rider. So, riders are slowly drifting off the back now. Best place for riders in the break, Maru Viji. Uh, second place. Oh, that’s pretty good. Uh Marjo Vishi just got second place at Ka Krybury Elite Kry Bri that was just last weekend I think and second place for Feifer uh Georgie here road race national championship road race. I did notice that Fifer Georgie was wearing a different jersey. So she would be why is she wearing this jersey? Uh, Olympic Games road race in 2024. Uh, just trying to scan through and keep track of the race at the same time, guys. Oh, she got seventh place at the CLA race. Classic Laurant Elamorial. Ah, Lorena Vivas. So easy to spot. So easy to spot in that white jersey. So powerful, too. Super impressive. I am so impressed by her. Video feed is slightly delayed, guys. Uh, we have 4.1K to go. I’m going to see what I got here. Let’s get as live as we possibly can. I think it looks like I’m about 200 m behind on my feed. We have two riders up front. Let’s go, ladies. Let’s go. Hammer down time. Let’s go. Cheering the breakaway. Also cheering for Lena to catch them at the same time. Uh, yeah. Just superstar sprinter, guys. Uh, Lorena Vibas, men’s, women’s, probably one of the best athletes of this generation right now. Sprinting, coffee, coffee. I will come to that back and cop with the chat. Let’s watch these two for a bit here. Uh, so many good comments, guys. I love it. Yes. So, never go full mobar, apparently. Oh, Tony Romo. Yeah, Tony Romo. You got it, dude. Sorry, dude. I just caught on to that. The QB. Sorry, dude. I forgot. Uh, Rudix. Yeah, it takes time every day to prepare your official fantasy game team, but so much fun, dude. I will. I will. I’ll try next year. Guys, we have them going like I have a Discord group, too. Uh, I have the team GRC Discord. I have the Inside Cycling World Discord. You guys are free to join them anytime you want. Uh it’s always cycling chat, great YouTube videos that we share with each other. Uh if you want to get involved in inside cycling or you ride outside, we do all that stuff to you guys. Uh I have guys that ride and win races inside and race outside, make videos outside. So I have those discords. Uh I think the inside cycling one is linked in the YouTube channel somewhere and I and I do I’m on there every day. So, these two riders here, 15 seconds out, have a 220 m lead. Oh. Uh, right there. Davson has one basket and not I think well I think Almeida Almeida’s Portuguese uh and Auso Spanish. Oh, Papa Marino, dude. What did he say? Wow. Auso giving pre-race interview. Totally throwing UAE under the bus. Okay, dude. I love I love the drama. I knew this was going to come out. I Dude, I would just love it if Aayauso went on the attack against AUS against UA. I would, Dude, just for something crazy to happen. 2 km away, guys. Lorena Vivas probably sitting in 12th position right now. Visma Lisa bikes up there. Teammates there. Leo Trek pushing hard though, too. Oh, I’m seeing all the river boats, barges. I love that stuff in the what do they call them in the UK? Uh, sorry, not the UK, but the canal boats, the long boats. Like sometimes people live in them even like that would be so cool to do. So, Pop Maroon, I would love to know. Uh, oh, official coverage started with the U. So, I’m going to back that up, dudes. So, the beauty of Flow Bikes, I can rewind it all and back it up, guys. Anyone that is in Canada watching Flow Bikes or the US even although they they show different footage between the country. Okay, guys. They’re like one corner behind Leal Trek coming hard. Ooh, that looked like a weird corner there, guys. Let me back up. I don’t know if those riders are supposed to go through there. Okay, the camera’s coming around here. They come around a long bend. They straighten out. Some of the Pelaton took a shortcut. Uh, if you’re watching the latest footage, most came around side. There’s a bunch that came on the right side. It wasn’t blocked off, but one route was definitely shorter than the other. I wonder if something’s going to be said about that. Come on. Live footage here still, guys. Uh, it it went back to the prelude thing. Think they’re maybe down to 100 meters now. 1.3 km to go. Feifer, Georgie, Picnic, Posell, Marjo Viji. Oh, wow. There’s a there’s a woman out cycling on her ebike on course, you know, fully bolt upright riding like this. Probably going to pick up groceries for the day. Uh they still have a 6second gap. Lena Vivas now currently it’s all overhead shots, guys. Lots of buildings. Uh I don’t think we’re going to see many motos. Lena Vivas looks like she’s in sixth or seventh place right now. Sprint champion. Like come on, guys. says, “If you ever want to remember a time of a really good sprinter, this is one of them.” Lorenz. So, for that dude who asked me about a week ago, do you ever cover women’s races? If not, why so? I thought it was kind of like, is that a passive aggressive statement? Like, why don’t you cover women’s races, Colin? I’m like, well, dude, actually, I do. So, gadouch. Probably a nice guy just asking why, but I just the way it read I read it, I’m like, why would you word it like that? catching the two riders now, guys. Only 400 meters to go, though. They’re gonna have to turn it on right now. Lorena Viva sitting in about six, seven spot here. Back about fourth back. Here she goes now. Lena is dead center. Gets squeezed by a rider. Elbows. Looks like she’s shouldering another rider here on the left hand side. She gets trapped now. Lorena Vivas is trapped. Visma rider up front. Le up the front. There’s two Leo Trek riders up front right now going for the sprint here. Vibbas comes around the left hand side. Has to totally let off. She’s going to hide behind the two lead trek riders for a second. Marjo Viji is still hanging on it looks like. Here comes Vivas around the left hand side. Instant acceleration just annihilates the lead track riders. See you. Bye. Done and gone. Finished. Thank you very much. Fist pumping. Immediately grabs the mic. I did it again. Oops. I did it again. Okay, whatever. Um, guys, Lorenna Vivas, come on. Come on. Come on. Absolutely love it, guys. Back to Lavalta here. Uh, Leo Rec. That was probably Balsamo pattering on the shoulder. Picnic rider comes by. Pats her on the shoulder. Wow. Second serious climb of the day over at Lalta, guys. Average speed still 49.5k an hour. Ah crap. Raul Carzia per has abandoned the race due to his crash earlier. Dudes, um he was sitting in 15th, I believe. 14th place overall for Arca B&B. Finished fifth on stage 9. We saw him finish. Uh look at this dude. Third on stage seven, fifth on stage nine. Like come on. Wow. So I missed the crash. We might see a highlight of the crash. Uh anyways guys, I’ll jump out of here. I’m going to turn that feed off just for now. Uh we’re over at Lvalta. So I do I’m now catching up. What am I seeing here? Pelon strung out. Still have 85 km to go. What were those riders doing over there? Just saw something weird on the screen there for a second, guys. Yeah. F. Okay, guys. I know I’m way behind now covering that race. I’m surprised you didn’t send him home. Just pay him to sit at home, lose fitness, and make uh Dude, I would have thought that, too. I’m like, do they send him home? It’s kind of like when you uh Yeah, what was going on here? Yeah, this is kind of weird on the screen right now. Okay. Yeah, attacks going off at Lvalta. It just kind of looked like the they were dispersing for something on the road, maybe. Okay. I’ll have to figure that out. Yeah. Kind of like you uh you’re at a company, you’ve got company stuff you don’t want others to know about, you know, you terminate the person, you pay out their contract, send them home early. Don’t make him work his last days because if something happens, they might get bitter. Uh, I’m seeing three riders on the break here. Uh, one rider in between and then the Pelaton chasing. Mads Patterson saying goodbye for the day out the back. So, it looks like Mads is not going to be able to maybe hang on long enough to get to the points at Isaba. This Yeah, this little non-catategorized climb, guys, looks pretty tough. Let’s see if we got some details here. Uh, I thought it might give us a little bit of a detail. It doesn’t. Now they’re saying Mads Patterson has been dropped from the Pelon. Just saw it. 50th Wraith stay this year for Julio Pelazari. Yeah. So unfortunate for Ra Garcia Perna. I was talking to my farmer friend two days ago. I had the farmer that owns all the land around me. He popped in and I told him, I was saying, “Hey, dude.” I go, “When I watch the races over in Europe,” I said, “They’re they’ve been done combining for a long time. Combining here started on Thursday.” That or swathing, I should say. Swathing. There’s a difference between combining and swaving. I don’t know what it is. I’m just telling you. Okay. So, Rudix is saying official coverage started with Auso’s interviews him saying he will do everything for the team and he wants to finish to help his friend Ameda and also finish Labalta. Okay. Okay, so Papa Marino said that he was throwing UEi under the bus. So I’d love to hear more deets on this guys. We got Andre Bagioli for tread trek up the road. Um and Harold Tahada for Astana. Wow, that was insane there too, guys. How insane. So they’re going to show a replay of this and I would too. There’s a lead trek rider standing out past the white line on the road. The riders are riding on the left side. The motorbiker behind him basically had to swerve out of the way to hit him. Wow. Crashed behind. There was three riders in the breakaway and it looks like it was a Groupama FDJ rider who was there with them. I missed who that was. Crashed grabbing his musette bag. It is Groupama FDJ rider 131. Uh Alfonso Cleom. He’s limping. He’s actually limping pretty bad. Uh, let’s take a look at this rider right here. It was actually an uphill drag and uh, yeah, he grabbed the bag and it took him down. This dude, Alfonso Clement, he’s 25 years old. They all did really well. Obviously, TTT, they got ninth place overall, sitting at 42nd. uh did the criterium deolph bass country earlier in the year like those are the big ones Catalonia or Grand Camino Tour of Oman so yeah he was with them crashed those two up front though are being slowly dragged back right now by the Pelaton there’s an Enos Grenadier rider jumping across right now we’ll jump into the live size here 22 degrees C on stage on the stage let’s see what it’s like right now Uh 23° so it’s not hot out there. This is normal weather. Actually seems a little bit chilly to me for Levalta. Dogs running around. Joey’s up. Thank you. Please take care of the dogs for me. If I hear screaming soon, I’ll know he’s eating something. That was important. Uh Rudik saying and he was just tired at stage nine. Okay. So, okay. He’s got like the emoji I think uh the happy face with his tongue out. Four riders going to the front now. It’s the original two. Basioli and Tahada Inos rider comes across. Guys, you know what? I can do this a lot better if I do this. We come here for a second. Let this load in. Mario Santos is on course, guys. Mario Santos is out there. Very, very close right now, guys. Uh that Pelton’s going to bring him back. They’re not getting away. So, here we are in Vera again. You can see the gap right here. Pelton’s just chasing. Okay, you know, just we’ve never had good data from Lavoa yet this year. I don’t think it’s ever going to get any better, but at least you get to see kind of the topography we’re riding on. Uh we are going downhill here, guys. It’s – 9 10% gradient here. Uh we will be ripping along pretty quick. It is showing a rider out the back. Oh, and I think Mario today is just getting started. So, Mario is at the start line. Mario’s at the start line, guys. He hasn’t started riding yet today. We’ll keep an eye on Mario. Let’s hang out with Julian Bernard here for a second. So, you can see the countryside. Ignore the me going into the hill there. Little ups and downs here. You know, the profile on the bottom makes it look like you’re going downhill away, but there’s little parts where it kind of levels out. Uh, looks like we’re crossing a big road here. There’s actually a big interchange here that we’re not going to see. We’re just going to see the road that they ride on. Uh, at the front of the Pelaton right now, Visma Lisa bike, Victor Camparts says he’s going 96k an hour. Yonas is riding in second place. So that’s at the front of the pelaton. Bounce back here, guys. Just get caught up. They’re just hot on the heels of that little break. It’s actually saying it’s 18 riders now in that break. It’s so strung out. Hard to tell who’s really where. I’m going to let that consolidate, guys. Going to catch up in the the chat here. Okay, so yeah, everyone’s watching now. Yeah, I’ll check that. Dawn, uh, we’re talking about Quebec here. I think I’m way behind. Tour. Yeah, we were watching tour Britain as well. Uh, okay. So, Pop Marino, this is what I want to hear. Oh, yeah. You was calm and collected, but totally brutal how UAV conducted their communications. Okay, dude. Mario is here. Maro, I think you’re just getting started out. Tony C. Gondas. Yeah, the gondilas. Yeah, the boats, I guess. Yeah, fab cycling. Uh, totally do. Vivas like there was any question in a sprint on the women’s tour this year. Yeah, she’s unbeatable. Vivas bobbles, but she doesn’t fall down. Nice sprint. Yeah, totally. She did get delayed quite a bit. Uh I saw her. Okay. Inos Grenadier rider waving away the motorbike again. That’s sitting in front of Camparts. Camparts taking full advantage of the motorbike. Hard to tell how close he really is. I’m going to keep watching the other riders here for the arm waving because you don’t know how zoomed in he is. Okay, so I’m seeing a distinct group here of nine riders. And where is this? Off the front now. Camparts pulls over to the side. Yonas goes into the lead. Is this the front group? So we saw the crash by Clamont Brazono. Yep. Yonas is pulling in the Pelaton. It says attack by two riders in the Pelaton. Uh I need to figure out these splits here, guys, because there’s defin there’s definitely splits. There was a group of nine or 10 that had uh Yonas, Fingo, and Camponarts in there. Okay, here it all is. Yonas is looking back now. Pelon’s coming back now. So, there was nine or 10 riders up the road. Victor Vingigo and Inos rider. Two more go off the front now. I’m seeing it now. So now I’m seeing what they’re saying here. Uh it’s Israel premier tech rider and a stand rider going out the front as the pelaton tries to collect itself back with the breakaway of nine or 10 before. Yeah, guys, it’s going to be kind of catastrophic at the end today, too. Like the speed has been so high. The average speed right now, uh good point here by Rudix. Rudix, bro, where you from, man? Good comments here. Average speed right now, guys, is like 50 kilometers an hour still. There’s going to be absolute implosions at the end. Yeah, Paparino Mads won’t get any points today. There’s no way he’s getting back on to get those points um at Isaba, the intermediate sprint or the top. Here we go. There is an attack by ArcaBn up the right hand side of the road as I’m watching them approach me, seeing all the wind turbines in the distance. Think that’s probably a picnic pastel rider trying to chase. Other riders are slowly jumping on here. Get the flags out of the way, folks. Jeez. Oh, man. Protesters, please. F off. Please. There’s protesters running back and forward across the guy that’s in the breakaway. If you think that’s cool, whatever. Uh, the police are trying to grab them. They’re getting right in the way of the riders now. Uh, great. Why don’t you bring a rider down at 40k an hour? Uncool. Uncool. Uh Howard 10, is there any news about the new team for us? We don’t know yet, dude. I’m I’m blading. Someone’s saying lead. I’m guessing Moistar. I’m going to catch up here, guys. I got to catch up. Uh the barges. Okay. The barges. I think they call them like long boats or something in England. When I was watching the tour of Britain and this, I was thinking England for some reason. Dave’s building a new to me shelf unit for my shoes and helmets. I chat. Listen, dude. Nice, dude. Don’t worry, Caps. I don’t care, guys. Guys, if anyone hits caps here, I don’t care. It’s not yelling. You just hit the Dude, I do it all the time. It’s It’s all good. Yeah. Uh I don’t know if you guys saw that protest there, and I’m all for the protest. Uh, but stay the freak off the road. Stay off the road or I would run you over myself. They totally interfere with that dude. Uh, there’s a a police officer has to run out on the road to catch that dude, which means more people are running across the road. More riders are in danger. You’re just endangering the riders is all you’re doing. Uh, okay. Tony C here saying, “If you’re a pro tour, if you’re on a pro tour and cannot get your feedback, it’s either inexperienced holder or the rider’s fault.” This was Ryder’s fault. That Arca B&B guy that almost got wiped out is still trying to get away with three others. Pelon’s working super hard to bring them back. There are little splits in the in the Pelon right now, like three, four, five, 10 meters here and there. Um, I’m not sure. I don’t know if it’s a Russian dude or not. I’m not sure what he’s typing here, dude. I can’t translate that. Swoosh kid responds. I don’t know what he’s saying. Swoosh, what did he say? Uh, Pop, there was a lot of pros on the road 15k ago. Looks like they’re active today. Yeah, dude. I’m okay if you’re active. I’m all about protesting. Everyone’s right to you, but do not hurt other people in your stupid protest. I’m only saying it’s stupid because you’re endangering other people. Stand on the side of the road. Signs up. raise awareness. I’m all for it, but stay off the course. That does no good to anyone. That Arca B&B dude is still there. Uh, riding with Q36.5. Nicolas Sukowski, guys. It’s Nicolas Sukowski again. I think I can’t see the face. I can see colored armbands. I could be incorrect with that, guys. Uh, no, no armbands because I’m also seeing a little bit of a mustache on this dude. Nicholas Sakowski clean shaven. Love it. Uh, is that uh, Pitcock for 365 pulling on the breakaway? They won’t get far. Canal boats. Narrow boat. That’s it, dude. You got it. Ian, for the win. I’ve always seen them as narrow boats. Guys, I love watching YouTube channels like that. People that live on narrow boats in the UK, they get sick of paying a mortgage, paying rent, paying dumb bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills. Uh if you’re a youngster here, man, being an adult, not fun. It’s not fun. Uh you go from being a kid where everything’s handed to you to all of a sudden, oh wow, I got to pay for that. Oh, you got to pay what? My daughter’s shocked. She asked me just a She’s 25. She hasn’t lived a home for 5 years. Hey, Colin, what do you pay for electricity every month? I said, “Oh, in the winter it’s over $500 a month. Every month.” And it’s probably even right now, guys, my electric bill. Oh, I got to pay that bill today, don’t I? Ah, they can wait. What are they going to do? Shut my electricity off. Uh, uh, yeah, even right now with all their dumb fees, fees, fees, fees, fees, fees, fees. Um, it’s minimum of $200 a month, even in the summertime when I have four lights on. Okay, so Q36.5 rider at the front. Guys, I might be able to have a better way of figuring out who this is using Vera. Wow, there’s just a schmazzle of riders trying to get up the front right now. Attacks, attacks, attacks. Lotto’s coming up. Inos is coming. Q36. I wonder if that’s Damian House in there. Uh over Yeah, it’s too close together here, guys. They’re just saying it’s one Pelon, but it’s really really strung out. Groups little Nope, it’s uh Zabier Male Aspirin. Yeah, check out his little mustache here. Rocking a nice mullet, bro. Nice mullet from San Sebastian. San Sebastian Classic. Uh 26 years old for Q36.5. Locked in through 2026 on this team. Says he’s a time travel trailer. So yeah, the ability to drive at the front for a long time. Gaps are forming, guys. I see another rider racing up the road right now. Uh so MueL Quioski, that’s the NOS guy there. Okay. Yeah, don’t believe this. It’s a big schmazzle. 20 riders, but there’s single riders going off the front right now, guys. I’m watching them. We’re at uh 71 km 71.5 km. There’s riders racing off the front. Yeah, two up front. There’s a third joining them now. Then there’s a huge schmoszle coming. Ah, it’s insane. It’s all over the place. Oh, those three that I’m watching, guys, those are the chasers. Remember, I’m watching the camera here. There is a group of 20 off the front, three in between, and the rest of the pelatons further back. Jay Vine is stuck in the middle group. Obviously, Jay Vine needs to get to that front group if he wants those points. He’s got Mikuel Berg there for him. That’s a teammate. Mikail Berg here. Team UAE. And Jvine are in the middle group. I’m going to give it a few seconds here. Few minutes maybe. Uh, and there’s three riders in that middle group here. There’s the K jersey. There’s Berg. There’s another rider there. Uh, got a different jersey. It might be a MoAvear rider from here. Trying to figure that out. And the gap probably 100 meters out front to the Pelaton. The main group, sorry, the 20 riders out front. It’s 26 now. Probably 100 meters on either side of them. Maybe 100 200 meters either side. Picnic Archa. It’s that same Arca dude driving the front. Who is this character? This is the guy that took off earlier. Um, rides with a big grin on his face. Radio the team car. This is the guy that almost got hit by a protester. Uncool canal boats. Yep. So, canal boats. No, Tony. It’s all good. Uh, my bad. Uh, would rather be in a gondola, Ben. It’s just saying. Yeah, they’re like long boats that people live in, which I think is really cool. Uh, Fab’s like, “Wow, you got NASA prices for electricity?” Yeah, dude. It’s like 200 bucks every month right now. I’m like, “What am I paying for? What am I paying for? Where’s all this super duper solar that the government was going to put in? We’re going to have free unlimited energy. It’s never free, guys. I hate governments.” Yeah, they’re probably listening and watching right now. Keep an eye on this dude. Keep an eye on this dude. He’s a troublemaker. Oh, Drew Schaefer would rather be punting on a punt in Cambridge. So, I imagine that’s like a robo, one of those long rowy ones. Stroke, stroke, stroke, that kind of thing. Brandon AI using AI. So, AI is now guessing where uh AI is saying most likely moving to track Liddell or Movar or Inos. Inos maybe. I think Moars is I think Moar is where you feel most comfortable riding for a Spanish team. Uh surrounded by a lot of Spanish riders. Why wouldn’t you want to do that? I took the uh misses to Venice. It’s not as glamorous as you would think and the water is stinky. That’s Yeah, that place is weird. Let’s build. It’s basically a big swamp. Uh, the buildings are supported by logs or something that are stacked up underneath them. How can we explain the pelatons in any breakway go after more than 100 km? Yeah, guys, this is like a frantic battle at the front here. Okay, so Jvine Berg and that other rider who I couldn’t identify at the time, uh, I think he’s Moistar, but was wearing a different whitish jersey. Now I’m seeing one rider solo by themsel. It is a MOAR rider here. Come riding completely solo. I don’t know where he is with reference. Is this the front? Is this somewhere in between? This looks like the front to me. We got a Movaar rider going up the road, guys. Movar rider going up the road. It has not been identified yet. I’m seeing a big blob in the background. This guy could be trying to bridge on to the front group. Yeah, camera’s jumping around quite a bit. We’re getting some big breaks now. Here we go. UAE’s coming to the front here. That looks like Melberg going to be leading for JVine here. There’s points coming up, guys. We do have another little bump. We’re going up this guy first. Uh where are we exactly? Is that right? Is that right? We are at kilometer. Yeah, we got a bump before the big one for the category 3 climb. Uh, we’ve covered 106 107 km. Average speed 49.5 km. Guys, this has to be close to being one of the fastest times ever on a stage. Like, this is very fast. Obviously, it’s all going to slow down. Seen a Decathlon rider. Here’s a solo camera shot on him. Where are Where’s this guy? Sometimes you don’t have a clue what we’re looking at. This guy’s ahead of the main pelon as well. So they’re saying there’s 25 riders in the front group. See one of our two Canadians here, Pier Andre Cot. Uh the other one’s Nicholas Sukowski. Lots of good names here. Alex Zigart, Kevin Bermar. This dude’s going to UA next year. Joel Nikolai Beltra. I see three riders from Kaharal there. Nice move. Rudy Mard. Uh other riders. Bruner Ammerald for Dathlon. That’s who we were looking at before. Mikuel Koikowski, Lewis Vervi. Uh, here’s a Kahu rail rider with his jersey completely torn apart. Looks at the camera, shakes his head like, “What happened? How did I do that?” So, yeah, I think they’re I think the camera, the race director is jumping back, showing us solo riders, trying to bridge across here. So, I think we got this big group at the front. Jayvine’s right there. He’s very present at the front. It’s like attack after attack. Okay, stay in there, guys. I’ll come back to that. Fuzzy balls. Nice name, dude. I love it. Where you from? Fuzzy lurking. No longer lurking. Remco, it’s too late to let an attacking group go after doing no work for half the race. The leaders aren’t going to let you attack. They’re going, guys. They are climbing. This is quite a nice little pimple. Ah, that was a Moistar rider. Uh, looks like a Colombian champion. So, let’s see the start list here, guys. I can’t remember everyone’s names all the time. That would be Oh, it’s Orus Aliar. This dude Venezuelan. Sorry. Sorry again. Flags. Look, it’s Oh, Venezuela’s got the same colors, but it’s got like these little stars on it. Okay. I thought I saw something across the back. I thought it was just some the way the J the jersey was folded or something. Uh, this guy’s got a good sprint on him. This guy does have a good sprint, but hang in there in that front group, guys. I think it might be time to bang it up right now. Let’s get this going. Aana, one rider trying to get away from this group of 25. See who this is right away. Mario Santos out on course. Uh, waiting for the data to come through now. see what we’re looking at. Oh, guys, I’m not even showing you the right thing. Sorry about this, guys. I’m sorry. Uh, we’ll come back here. Get right back into the race. That’s what you’re supposed to be looking at. Bomb victorious now has to start doing work on the front. Torston trains actually moving up. Probably saying, “Come on, guys. Let’s go.” He actually accelerated to get further to the front. Visma right behind them. More straggles right. I wonder if this is riders coming across. I see two EF riders. Alpas and Decoinic rider. Maybe Kofides rider trying to get across too. Fuzzy balls from Clemson, South Carolina. Lots of people from the Carolinas here, guys. Lots of people. E-honda Street Fighter fame. I’m having to multitask today. Tour Britain is also on today. About 15 km going. Dude, I was watching all them. I was watching Tour Britain, then I was watching CMAC ladies tour. Now I’m watching Lavalta. Guys, I will bounce back. Let’s do a quick Dude, I mean, I don’t want to bounce away because the heat’s on now at this race. Lavalta is lighting up, guys. Is this Bruno Amarel catching on, guys? I got to check this first two. Nope, it’s uh Johannes Stout Mit uh Decathlon writer number 98. So, thankfully they showed me that before I had to go dig him myself. And we’ll go over to the tour of Britain. Stage one, still four riders are up front. 7-second lead. So they’re going to be caught. Actually, let’s check this out, guys. Uh, so they would have gotten all the points through Hailsworth. So Milan, Lan Hovie got the points. Josh Goler for the national team. Second place points. Diego Urarte and Victor Voulei got three points. So that’s points. Uh, 32 and1 time second bonifications there. 15k to go. So, they’re going to snag them pretty quick here. Back to Lavaltta because this is where I want to be, guys. Okay, that’s what I was seeing. 27 riders are front. There’s little dribbs and drabs getting across. I just saw four riders going up. Two of them were EF Education. They’re highlighting now Shawn Quinn and Archie Ryan going together. These two have done this before. We’ve seen them ride with the breakaway before. They must like to go on attacks together. I can just see them like looking at you like, “Dude, you ready? You ready? Ready. Let’s go.” That’s what they’re doing. So, those two EF riders are a little ways back. It says 17 seconds here. Maybe I can uh highlight some groups. Going to have to exit out of this and try spectating it again. Uh are you camo? Oh, beautiful. Here, Decathlon Rider is trying to bridge across. There’s another Decathlon Rider holding back for him. Looking back, is that Bruno? If that’s Bruno, he gets the champions win today, guys. Uh, I think it is Bruno. I think it is. Guys, I got to do this quick here, too. Bruno Amarel, what a stud. This guy is a real stud. He jumped. He fell back out of the breakaway of 27 riders about 10 15 meters and just kept looking. It was actually over his left shoulder. Looking back, looking back, waiting for his teammate, Johannes. So, where is he again? Okay, I just lost him here. Yeah, this dude here, Johannes Stanite, a Norwegian rider. This guy’s been trying to bridge back from the main pelaton up to the breakaway pelaton. Now, Bruno Amaril actually drifted back out to help his teammate come forward. Looking over his left shoulder, you can see he was talking to him the whole time. Like, dude, probably like, “Yan, yawn. You ready? Let’s go. Let’s go.” So, he’s just dragged his teammate back up to the front uh in this front breakaway. We’re seeing 27 riders. Shawn Quinn now is 106 back. I don’t think these guys are getting on. Huge acceleration here now. Flying down the backside. They’re gone. So, anyone trying to bridge across is going to have a tough time now, guys. Uh maybe we do it now. See if it’s loaded. Catch some action here. Here’s our leading group. Uh, and because I think he’s so cool, uh, we’re going to bounce back here, guys. Here we go. Back over to a little bike terror action, folks. And we are spectating Bruno Amarill, guys. Yeah, one of my favorite riders. One of my favorite riders. Bruno Amarl traveling downhill, guys. Take a look at the topography. See what’s going on around us. Okay, guys. I’m just going to explain it to you. When you see the blue, that’s because I’m going into the mountain. That’s my fault. If you see me get too low, I can’t actually go underneath the road if I go into secret camera mode. Uh, which I’m not right now. I can see groups in the distance. There’s a chasing group, it says, at 256 m. Oo, guys. Bingo bongo. Here he is. Uh, Junior Surf. I told you guys, watch out for this dude for Sudal Quickstep. To me, this is the GC lighter rider for Sudal. I love Mikuel Land. Always have. But to be honest, I think he’s just getting to the tail end of his career. Uh not the same riders he used to be. He’s riding with Archie Ryan and Shan Quinn. So, we got three chasing out. The the main group is not that far. You can see them just up ahead here going around the corner. uh where my hand is on screen there. Okay, guys. If it jumps, it’s the data. We’re just going to keep saying that over and over. I’m sorry to keep doing that, but I feel like I need to. Uh they are chasing that group. The main pelon here is probably with all of the main. Yeah, let’s hang out with Matteo here. They’re all kind of on the same straightaway, though. What I’ll do now is I’m going to jump back out. So we are guys, we’ve descended down the first pimple. We’re now slowly going to be riding uphill up and down false flatty a little bit. We are on minus 1% right now, but it slowly just starts dragging upwards. They’re saying it’s a minute gap back to the red jersey right now, 104. I will uh bounce back here quickly and we’ll get an update as to what’s going on here. And they’re saying here it’s uh 111 back. So totally bike terror helped me out here before pro cycling stats did today. Junior lurf Shan Quinn Archie riding. Those are the three chasing the group up front. They’re saying 45 seconds. Uh we got Jesus Harata riding solo in between. Pelaton at 111. Okay, good stuff here. Now I’m going to come back here for a second just to show you. Okay, I need to update that. Here’s our groups. They are very close together. That’s that long straightaway. We saw all three groups over on bike terror together here. I jumped to the main pelaton and they came around the bend and you could see the other groups ahead of them. Close that down here. Let’s give it another refresh. So, they’re going to get around that corner. I’m going to jump back to bike terror right away, guys. I just want you to see this stuff here. Uh I’ll get caught up. Just hover here for now. Once I get around that corner, this should be uh highlighting live. Okay, it looks like we got some football talk coming on. Do not ask Fuzzy Balls about LSU. Just saying. Fuzzy Balls, please tell us all about LSU. Sorry, Tony. Yeah, Fuzzy Balls, it’s okay. First game of the season. CFP made uh lossless, guys. I’m really bad. Should I start a college ball YouTube channel? I’ll just kind of fake my way through it like I know all about. Oh yeah, love LSU, bro. Love them. My favorite team. I don’t know if that’s right. Uh, sure. True, true, Fuzzy. Yeah, Clemson is going to be just fine, though. Florida State looks much improved. Alabama’s QB looks awful. Guys, I used to love football. Used to love it. I used I was a KC Chief fan back in mid 90s. like hardcore before this all this you know Taylor Swift Kansas City Chief fans uh the days Christian Nicoya Joe Montana uh was the guy the backup QB Ganon Ganon was there uh but yeah Joe Montana finished oh Jerry Rice was there too like the real deals guys the real deals uh the new stuff not into it when we’re promoting putting the NFL with uh music stars. Yeah, just Yeah, whatever. Okay. 27 riders in the break. 21 seconds back to three chasers. Oh, I think they might have came back together. They just vanished off screen here. It’s now saying this regroups. As you can see here on the detail profile, it’s kind of false flatty up. Climbing 2 3% flat. Climbing 23% flat. Uh before we start our real climb, the category 3 climb today. Now it’s saying there’s about a 58 second gap. This is saying 105. We’ll figure that out. We will be climbing the Alto delas Corona. So you get to the top, you get some Corona beers, throw your lime wedges in. I never do that. I just drink it. Um, yeah, it’s not really a tough climb. I’d say 4.7% is a little bit steeper in the midsection here for 1 kilometer, but 7%. Yeah, it’s not steep. It falls flatty at the top. It’s going to level back out. So, this is going to be a high speed climb, I think. Just want to get all caught up here, guys. Uh, get on with my football talk. Uh, guys, my eyes are so bad these days. Like so bad. Punter poles. Okay, we’re learning about punters. Sorry, I was cooking. Punters are flat boats that use a pole like Venice Gondola, but in Cambridge, the punter poles from rear. Oxford punters from the front. Man, we could have a full discussion full YouTube channel where I discuss all the merits of different styles of punting. Dude, that could be a great video right there. People like, “Are you serious?” There’ be Yeah. a combo video of dry stone walls uh construction techniques and uh punter pole designation. I don’t know whatever. Okay. Cost Buenes Diaz calling. Hey, this is dude from Costa Rica. This is Todd. Is it Todd? It’s Todd. I’m pretty sure it’s Todd from Costa Rica. Probably just climbed 5,000 meters of climbing in a 4 km climb in Costa Rica. I think he lives up in the hillside, the mountain side. Okay, we got nature breaks going on. Love to be riding behind a dude that’s taking a whiz right in front of me. Love it. Riding in the spray. Fuzzy balls. Yonas can win another stage if he wants to. Yeah, if he wants to, dude. Like, what do you guys think? Does Vizma want the red jersey today? Cuz this is what I was saying on stage nine. Someone left a great comment. You know, Vizma was attacking because they didn’t want to have the red jersey. They wanted to bring Torston back up uh to say, “Yep, jersey is still yours. You get to do all the work.” Update. Altas did. You get your Coronas at the top. Lime wedges are waiting. Four riders off the front now. Ooh, I’m seeing a tiny rider from Sudal Quickstep at the front, guys. And they are showing Shawn Quinn, Archie, Ryan back. So, those three riders did bridge up. That’s Junior Surf. It has to be. Junior Surf should be in this front group. There he is right here. This dude, this could be the next GC rider for Sudal. Very small rider. 54 kg. Yeah. And the breakaway is splitting up. Coming back together. Splitting up. Four off the front. four chasing the balance coming back 121 it’s saying back to main pelaton that means Yonas Almeida and crew yeah these guys looking back it’s all coming back together here uh oo okay so when I look at junior surf here okay that’s Red Bull that’s the dude who had the brutal crash in the time trial I’m surprised he’s still riding Ben Zuha for Red Bull. Just trying to see who’s riding with Junior here. Ah, we got Lewis Vake with him. Okay, cuz I saw another Sudal Rider there. All back together, guys. The break is reconsolidated. Uh, we are on the climb. Uh, Drew is asking, “Is Jonas following Torson? Is Torson following Jonas?” Dude, they’re barely showing uh the main group. Actually, they’re showing it right now. I’m seeing Vizma Bar and Victorious on the front. Uh Vizma following. I think Yonas might be Oh, wow. This looks awesome here. This giant canyon uh river flowing through the bottom obviously causing all the erosion. It’s called the Fuaz de Lombier. Uh dude, it’s not as big as the Grand Canyon, but it’s pretty big. You would not want to fall off the edge of this cliff system here. Big river down below. Oh my. The road goes right through there. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, guys? I’m going to head back to Bike Terra here quickly. I want to show you what it’s going to show you. It should show us some rivers. We’re going to have to finding I’m having to refresh it more often here. Yeah, this looks good times here for like a little bit of kayaking. Maybe maybe even rafting possibly. Bar doing all the work on the front right now, guys. Two Vizma riders chasing uh Q36.5 right behind them. Yonas must be just tucked back a little bit. Here’s our leading group and Bruno gets attention again. Who else we got? Oh, Junior. I keep talking about this dude. So, let’s hang with Junior the surf here. And we’re going to go back to bike terror again. I’m trying to see if we’re going to get a look of that river system. Climbing up out of town here. Are we going to get a look at it? I think that’s where we’re going up through. Yeah, we’ve taken a turn off the main highway, guys. If you look at the map in the bottom right hand corner, that yellow road being like the main highway, we’ve taken a hard turn off like, “Hey guys, let’s go ride somewhere harder. Let’s not go back out into the farmlands. Let’s go somewhere harder.” And that’s where we’re going. Riding through this park system here. So that place was called Lubier. And actually I just saw Ah, look at this. Okay, that’s it. Uh, Navasues, I think it’s what it’s called. Oh, so cool. Right now, I’m actually seeing it a little bit delayed here. I’m seeing where they turn off the road. Is this where they turn? They should be heading to the right on video. Hanging with these dudes here. This is our lead group, guys. This is the lead group, guys. Uh, we’re going to go back to the Pelaton here. See where they are on course. Um, Dan Hoo, the juggernaut. We’re going to call him the juggernaut. This guy’s gigantic. So, they’re going through Navas now. And the GC, the lead group is on the Altois Coron Coronis. They’re on the actual official climb now. Okay. Going to come back here, dude. Yes. Exactly. That video I’m watching right now is exactly this corner. Even to that church tower. There’s a tower back here. That’s a church. That would be the steeple right there out in front of the church. That’s what’s being shown on uh by Terra here. Fantastic, guys. They got the brick wall up against here. So, this is the chasing group. Yeah, that’s the chasing group right there. And I’m going to go live here again. Make sure I’m live with these guys. Okay, Jaw is there in that group, too. Just getting stuff figured out here, guys. Emanuel Gabri Zabier. He’s still up there, too. Guy’s done so much work further up the road. Here we are. So, I’m guessing there must be some kind of big gorge system down through here. There’s probably a river down below we’re not seeing right now uh to cause this type of Very interesting that what we’re seeing here. Could be rivers on either side even or just low points all the way. jump back and we’ll get caught up here on time gaps. Okay, dudes. Time gaps. Still averaging 48.5 km out. Extremely fast. 53 km to go. Watching the chasing group coming up through the town now. Navasu, whatever it was called. And I’m going to get a good look on the video. Try to figure out. I think they’re like riding like some kind of ridge. Got a sign up here for Mikuel Landa. Situation right now. We have 30 riders in the front group with a 1 minute 33 second gap. Let’s look at the virtual GC quickly. Virtual GC. It’s still the same guys. There’s no one in this front group that’s anywhere near the front. So, we’re looking at the positions right now on the road. Uh big winners here though at this point uh would be Junior the Surf. He’s 133 up the road, 248 behind overall. That would put him into ninth place overall if the race ended right now. So that’s a big move for him. Uh Bruno Armor would move up to a couple other riders move as well. So Bruno’s in that front group as well. Uh Jun Surf. Yeah, interesting character. Small dude, I think on uh like Angleroo that’s coming up I think stage 13. I’m going to get caught up in the chat here. Chat, chat, chitty chat. Oh, dude. Derek Thomas. Yeah, Derek Thomas. Okay, dude. I’m mine going way back. Wasn’t he like a linebacker or something for the Chiefs way back when? Was that real? And who was their really good tight end? They had a really really good tight end guy. I gotta think I for some reason I’m thinking his name was Tony and I don’t know guys I could be totally wrong and don’t kill me. I think he was maybe Hawaiian descent I think. Tour of Okay. Tour of Britain. Okay. I probably missed the finish of that one guys. Uh Patricia the Patricia’s here. Not Patia today. Uh yeah that was funny when you were hyping up SCOD. Okay. I forget that part. Yeah the EF writers are here guys. Okay. I really got to catch up here. Uh Pop Mar saying definitely guys. Okay, maybe I need to jump here. Have I missed it? Have I missed it? Uh what’s going on here? Final kilometer, guys. We’re at the final kilometer tour of Britain. I’m not even seeing any locations on the screen here. So that was 12 seconds ago. So there’s going to be a big sprint at the finish here. You guys tell me. Uh we’re cheering for Koi as Papa Marino has a trouble going on today, guys. He’s got one already. He’s got Loren Vivas. He needs Olaf Koi next. Jeffino Kaplino. Kaplan. Sorry, dude. Jefferino. Caplanorino. Kaplanorino. Don’t think Yizma wants it today already. Yeah, they’re letting uh Torston do all the work at the front. Very dry looking here, guys. Looks like I can see little patches maybe of alkaline coming through the soil. Wow. Why is it’s like the whole camera was going sideways there. And it does look like they’re kind of riding attack. We got an attack from Moistar right here coming out of this front group. That moistur right, there’s three of them up there. Pablo Castrio, Javier Romo, and Orise Alawir. Pretty substantial attack. No one’s going with them. We got 4.5k to get to the top. Is that right? Yeah, we’re right on spot here, guys. About a 50 60 m gap. Two are now going after them. It’s always funny. Yeah, guys, it’s interesting looking at this. When I was watching by Terra, they’re like riding this long plateau that dropped on either side. That’s what we see on the video. They’re riding like a long plateau like maybe like a what do I call it? Like um like a spine or something coming off one of the hills like reaching out downwards and it drops away on either side. Once the helicopters get high enough you can see that Javier Romo going for it guys. 50 60 m back to two. Then there’s about a group of five or six and then the balance of the 30 riders that are here. 29 riders are here. Two minutes back to the Pelon. Who is the best place rider here? Bruno Amarel 648 to Junior Surf at 421. So it looks like Vizma saying, “Okay guys, Bahrain, it’s your job. It’s your job to do the chasing. We’re not doing any of it today.” Uh, the golden showers in Spain fall mainly on other riders. Yeah, totally, dude. Jeffino, dude, by the way, I just found your channel looking for live coverage. Watching for the sports live coverage to start. I’m Belgian. Okay, cool, dude. And I’m impressed. Didn’t know by Terra existed and you’re doing a great job, dude. Thank you so much, guys. Jefferson, I mean, sorry, Jeffino. Dude, thank you for being here. I really mean that. Uh, I love the uh I don’t know. You guys pump the channel up for me. Gets me excited about it. Jeffino, I took yesterday off. I’ve streamed virtually every day for like the last two months, it seems like. Um, there’s been, I think, one or two other days in there. I think between um, God, Dawn would know. Where’s Dawn? I haven’t seen Dawn in a bit. Dawn, where are you, bro? Where’s Dawn? I got to close that down, guys. Um, I think I had a two-day break at one point. I took rest day breaks during the tour to France as well. I think the longest stretch was probably the last week of the tour to France, rolled right into uh, the tour to France fems. I think that was 13 days straight. I think I just did 13 days straight with Renui tour, Lavalta, Tour of Roman D, all that stuff. Mikuel Berg’s pulling group two. So Javier Romo is out front. Then it’s basically 29 riders chasing him. Pelaton 210 back. Yeah, they’re pumping the brakes in the back, guys. Or the guys at front are absolutely hammering. We’re climbing, guys. Still 47.6K. 6k an hour. So Jeffrey, you know what? Thanks for being here, dude. If you can like the channel, share it with your bros. Yeah, dude. Bike Terra is a cycling app. It’s a for cycling inside. I do this every day, guys. I know it probably gets annoying to a lot of you. Uh but yeah, dude. Jeff Reno, here’s the handlebars on my bike that I ride every day. That’s a lie. I don’t ride every day right now cuz I’m too busy doing this. But you get it. I love riding bikes. I do a lot of inside riding. Trying to get going to get out get outside this year before winter comes or the fall. That’s going to be gross. Um, so Bike Terra is one of the apps that I use inside. So I can pretty much ride anywhere in the world. You can ride this course today. I want to show it to you again, guys. Let’s just bang in here. Uh, Jeffino, this is for you directly. Here we have a bro out on course right now. We got a dude out on course. I’m going to show you who he is. He’s right here. So, this is a Ber user, uh, Mario Santos. And let this populate in, guys. I know sometimes it’s a bit slow. Uh, Mario Santos is out ahead of the group. Looking at the profile on the bottom screen, he’s already over the the climb that these guys are on right now. So, Mario rides a ton. Rides a ton. I know him from another cycling app. Barring Victorious doing all of the work. Q36.5 second place team then Vizma. I can see Yonas’s helmet, the Danish Anchovi. I like saying that. Uh it’s not an insult. I actually like Yonas a lot. Um and I’m glad to see him having some success. So this is Mario Santos. This is a bike terror user out on course doing his ride. Mario is actually in the chat, too. Mario, where’d you start today, dude? I think you probably started at the top. Did you start on the descent or before that one? Uh, hard to tell from you right now. I’m sure Mirror will get to us here. Then we’ve got our leading group of Javier Romo. So, he should be riding solo. And that’s exactly what we’re seeing on Ber here. Here is the chasers right back here, guys. There they are. So, Jav’s up the road. We’ll get a look at them. Uh guys, just you know, Bike Terra goes for the really simple looking graphics, but I’ll tell you one thing, the road feel is 100% real. There’s other platforms out there that’ll go for really detailed graphics. Uh again, road feel is really good, too. Uh but you need better systems to get in. Bike Terra, this is running on a browser, guys. You can see the browser is open right here. You don’t need anything hard like superpowered hardware to run this. If you can open up any browser, I don’t care what you use, Safari, Chrome, Google, Edge, whatever, it’ll run. And you hook your Smart Trainer to it and you do your ride. Here’s our chasing group. Now, we’re going to flip around here into the mountain as I always do that. And we’ll see Jav just up the road. There he is. He’s just disappearing around the bend. So, he just vanished out of sight there from them. Run, dude. Run. Uh I’m waiting for reaction on Jvine here. Let’s take a look at something here guys. Uh mountains points 34 for Jvine, 23 for Lewis Vervi who is in the group. Lewis Verve is in the second group I believe with Junior Surf. He is Lewis Vervi is in that second group. And I’m seeing another attack go off here. Now it is. Here goes Jvine. Jvine, I just finished saying one minute ago that he has to react to this. He wants those points. He can’t let the Ovastar get them. He needs the points to lock this up. He’s being chased by a picnic past an L rider and a lot rider. We’ll get it all figured out, guys. So, dude, again, back to Jeff Reno. Welcome, dude. Uh, fuzzy balls. There’s no one in this field that can make Yonas pay for being too aggressive without Tatty. Yonas can handle all these guys. Yeah, we might just see that Yonas is going to dominate, but I don’t think Vizma wants to be a front. So, I think we’re going to see a lot of other cool battles. Yeah, huge attacks coming off at the front here, guys. Jay Vine’s going for it right now. He is solo. There’s three chasing them, a gap, another three after that. Stragglers, and then the pelon comes. Pelon being this group of 30 rider pelaton at the front, guys. Who would have thought that? Where’s Iuso? Uh, Pop, as a Dolphins fan, best punter got to be Reggie. Reggie Roby, RIP. Uh, Jeffino, I’m keeping your live on even when watching the actual race today. Dude, awesome. I do get people saying that. I get people from lots of different countries where maybe they’re working overseas, they live overseas, they get a French feed or an Italian or German feed. Protesters off the road. Just stay away from Please. Just stay away from him. Okay, that was good. Those guys were good. They’re just great fans. They’re doing a little bit of a, you know, they got their flags out doing a little bit of protest. Uh, don’t get on the guy. In fact, all the fans don’t get on the dudes. Yeah. So, yeah, Jeffrey, guys will dudes, dudetss will listen as they watch another stream. Uh, they can’t understand the stream. Whatever the reason may be, they don’t like the commentators. Could be anything. Nina’s asking, “Did Ausso start today?” Nina, that’s what I thought, too. I think, you know, we’ve heard that Ausu was saying there was terrible communications from UAE. Uh, we’ve heard about all the stuff. We’ve seen things happen. We’ve heard Almeida say his team was not there for him. I’m sure AUSO could have been there for him. I think there’s a lot of drama going on in that team and they’re trying to hide it. Their number one goal now is we’re professional. We’re not going to show any drama. They probably screamed at the dudes. I’m also sure that Almeida probably screamed that Auso didn’t help him on stage 9 where he lost over 30 seconds to Yonas. Uh Aus is probably like screw you, bro. So yeah. So apparently Auso has started. Haven’t seen him yet. The camera hasn’t been on him. Uh, I haven’t really seen much of UEIE at the front of the main GC group, but we got Jay Vine up the road. We got Miklberg up the road. I thought there was a third rider for UEI, but there’s not. It’s just the two of them. 244. Back to the Pelon now. Jvine going up the road. Uh, Romo looks like he’s got the points though. Let’s just see this. Yep, Romo got the points. Javier Romo got three points over the top 6 seconds time bonification. Those mean nothing right now cuz he’s so far behind. Second place uh will be Jayvine. He should get the two points. He does have the two points. It’s just not showing up and then there’ll be one point left over for someone else. Blue Thunder mode engaged. Exactly. Ernest Borgine. They left Jan Michael at home. Ernest is flying the chopper today. on. Yes, Paparino says it. He’s talking to Nina here. Auso’s body started today, but not his soul. Yeah, I agree. He’s probably just like, “Oh man, I got to ride the stage now. I hate everyone here. Uh, Count Dracula doesn’t like me anymore. Almeida hates my guts. They’re pretending they’re best friends.” They’re not. Guys, this is the same as Formula 1 when there’s teammates in a Formula 1 team that absolutely hate each other. I love it. Yeah, Don, these riders, they should they should give 100% effort. They’re getting paid money. Just ride your bike. Uh, Auso will Ausso is in the main GC group. However, they’re not really showing much else past that. I just got to assume he’s in this main pelon. That’s all I know about a user right now until the camera gets back there. Tony Gonzalez fuzzy balls. Yes, he was the tight end. And for some reason, I got this I got this thought that Tony Gonzalez is not around anymore. Is that right? So that’s when I watched the Chiefs and I think the Chiefs back then were always up against Elway and the Broncos. Uh Broncos usually got the better. But I just love the Chiefs. I loved Christian Aoya. Just the Nigerian nightmare. Smash. I’ve always been a running back fan. Guys, let’s have a little chat about the greatest running back of all time. Let’s see if you think who I’m He’s kind of a tall, lanky dude. Played pretty much on crappy teams his entire career. Reminds me of Lionel Richie. And go. I’ll just wait for your answers. Yeah, man. Rock and roll. Uh, new shelf finished. Dude, I need to get organized. Oh, yeah. Dave is an afficiano shoes, guys. Cycling shoes and a real place for helmets now. Drew Spanish moto video cruise or third rate bozos. Uh, Koi wins. Awesome. So, Papa Marino has completed two steps out of the treble today. Uh, Koi Viviz and but he got he has to have Ben Oconor win. That’s going to be the hard one, dude. But it’s it’s a huge odds. Um I’m sure he’s got some other safer bets in to win cash there. Dave saying I think you have been off about 6 days since the start of the tour. That that’s probably about right. We had a day yesterday. Uh I know there was two days after Renewi tour. Like Renewi tour and Deutseland all finished on the exact same day. I think I can’t dude I can’t remember. There was a stretch where I had two days off and I felt like I was off for two months. I was like, “Okay, what do I do today? What am I doing? I don’t even know.” Uh, I do have lots of stuff to do, but I just This is such an important part of my day now. I love it. Jayvon is with uh the Movar Rider now. He’s got a teammate. He’s He’s got a helper. He’s got a friendmy, a fake teammate for now. They are bombing downhill. Two riders together. 23 second gap back to a solo rider. Looks like haven’t been given a name yet. And then we’ve got our chasing I don’t want to say small little group because it’s a big group. Three minutes back to the Pelaton now. They can afford to give a lot of time here. They got to watch Junior Surf though. Junior the Surf could be riding himself into something pretty special today, guys, because this dude is 421 down. This Belgian rider, young dude at Sudal. He’s 421 down. You’ve just given him three minutes. This dude’s a climber. What do we got left? We got a big climb going to the virtual GC. Junior’s going to move up more at this point. Now, Jun the Surf would be in fifth place overall for Sudol Quickstep. Uh, dude, I think this guy’s going to be on fire today. That’s my guess. This guy’s going to be on fire today. I’m glad I’ve been just dropping his name here, there, and everywhere. They had Landa as their GC guy. Landa’s just a little bit too old now, I think. I love the dude. I’ve always watched him. I’ve always thought he was cool. I love his dark eyebrows. Just saying. No hate. Um, but Junior Surf, the guy’s tiny. You got a climb coming up. He’s going to be gone. Junior Surf is going after this today, guys. If I’m wrong, who cares? Uh here we go guys. Jvine groups are being identified now. Two at the front 23 seconds back to Bernard. Another Moistar rider. Orus Alawir Archie Ryan for EF. Yes, dude. The Irish dude. Koni. Uh Abel Balderstone here. I like seeing this man. Kahoo Raw Rider right up there. Love it. Get it. Wildard teams rocking it. I love the underdog wild card teams showing up here and uh taking it out on the big boys. Uh I’ll be watching Junior. He is in the third group on the road 35 seconds back. This might be a really good time to uh rock out a little bike. So yeah, probably about 6 days off. During the tour, I had two rest days like the tour riders do. Uh after the tour, I think there was a two-day gap and then one. So maybe five, five or six days. Maybe Don saying three or four. I can go back and figure it out, guys. Uh Jeffrey, yeah, I dude I have been grinding, but I love it, dude. It’s and it’s every day. So guys, I’m going to go jump back to bike terror here now. Guys, the best thing I can ask for you to do for me as a bro, as a dude, help a brother out, is share this with anyone you know that rides bikes. I’m doing it different. Maro sent us out front. Here’s our front group right now, guys. Remember, we’re going to have a little popping at times. Ooh, it’s close. Here’s Jay uh Jvine and uh Romo. They’re being pursued by this chasing group here, which is now six riders. Pablo Castrio Zapeder. Yeah, this guy’s really strong. Young dude, Movar Rider, time trialist. Let’s jump on him. We can see the front two just up ahead of us. And next we will bounce back. How far back to the group? Okay, we’re not getting all the data through guys because there is a group in between here. Lead group, chasing group. There should be another group in between. We’re not getting all the data from Lvalta here. I’ll jump out until we do. Uh then I might engage secret camera mode and go true blue thunder mode. Blue Thunder Airwolf. Uh yeah, there we go, guys. I’m back here now. Yeah. So, you can see here there’s a big group here. The Pelon, they’re way behind. 3 minutes back. I think our max time we hit was 305. I can hear that bratty little dog outside barking. I there there’s a skunk floating around. Okay. Uh the front two, Vine and Roma are being caught by that chasing group of six. And looking back, I can see the other guys as well. They’re all right there. Uh they’re very close together. All we have is a couple motorbikes in between all of them. The main pelaton really snaked out here heading down into the valley system. Uh, I’m going to get caught up, guys. Then what I’m going to do is I’m going to rip upstairs, do the We’re now calling the nature break, guys. We’re calling it the sanitary stop. As of yesterday, as of stage nine, we heard that Torstrine was having a sanitary stop, which is probably the dumbest name I’ve ever heard of taking a whiz. Yeah, just take a whiz, man. We all got to do it. Uh, Jeff Reno, damn, that’s epic. Makes the Grand Tour so much more interactive, dude. I’ve been doing all the races, too, Jeff Reno. So, dudes, hit that like button. You got to hit the like button, guys. Joey Jojo. Hey, Jeff Rino. Joey Jojo is my wife. She’s upstairs somewhere. Uh, she screams at me. You got to you got to use your uh your stream deck. Here it is, Joey. Here it is. So, I can hit a button and go, “Please hit like and subscribe. Please buy me a coffee. Please watch more videos. Please share with your bros.” I just haven’t done it. Just as soon as I’m done this, I’m doing something else. And then I’m like, I gotta ride my bike. Back to number 47 here. This is a Kahu rail rider. He’s got a tear on the back of his jersey, tear on the back of his bibs, on the back of his right thigh, and his left uh buttock. Yeah, Mario is the real red jersey rider. Mirror Santos, a legend. Uh Finn here, you’re not a normal person. You’re totally into cycling. And if you don’t and if he doesn’t have any interesting comments, you don’t care at all. Um I’m just trying to figure out what you’re saying here, dude. Uh you’re not a normal person cuz I’m not normal, dude. You’re right. I am not normal. You’re totally into bicycling and if he doesn’t have any interesting comments. Oh, I see what you’re saying. Okay, so comments just I’m making. Gotcha. Uh pow pow. Alex Carrera, Vinnie Ger’s agent is hinting at something. He’s also managing Pogy. Oh my god, what is happening? What? UAE bound? Really? Oh man, dude. UAE right now has a good sprinter. I think it’s Milano. He’s a good sprinter. Would Being really go there. I hope he doesn’t. I mean, just going to give love hearts to everyone here, guys. I love the community. Love it. Sincerely mean that to you guys. Uh, this channel does not exist without you. I would just be sitting here randomly. Dude, I’ve done I’ve randomly talked to myself for over three years. Three two years, guys. Sorry. Two years. I’ve been randomly talking to myself for almost two and a half years. Doing tons of videos. I think I’m on video 420 now. You guys can probably see easier than me. Uh I’ve done all all sorts of inside cycling videos now. Okay, so there should be about eight riders in this front group. There is eight riders in the front group. They’ve got a 19-second gap over a big group of hitters here. 316 back to the Pelton. So, it’s stretched out again. Okay. So, Benium. Yeah. Where’s he going? I’m the bicycle nerd. Thank you, dude. Uh Jeff, yep. This is very interactive and the smart trainer adjusts the resistance to match the train. Yeah. So, dude, the bike terror. up it. If you get a smart trainer, guys, maybe when I come back down, I’ll throw that camera back on. Yeah, I can do that. No problem. I just got to get up and do it. Vine Tre Vine. Yeah, it was Vine time. Uh, Nanza Renuru, Hipparoo, we’ll call him Hipparoo. What is the gap in the main Pelon? Dude, it’s about 316 from the front that Jay Vine grew back to the Pelon right now. Starting the last climb of the day. We’re not technically on the climb. Uh, the climb doesn’t start. We still have looks like about 35 km to go. The climb is only listed at 9.4. It climbs all the way from here to the finish. All the way. Seeing one rider rip off the group right now out of the main group at the front. Who am I watching here? Okay, that’s a rider jumping out of this group. Uh, group two. They’re 19 seconds behind the leaders. Causes a reaction right away from others. Oh, this guy just jumps and he’s instantly got 100 meters. I think I see him in the distance now by himself solo. Just from the distance, I’m going to guess it’s a lot rider. I’m just seeing some coloration. I’m on a camera bike that’s in front of the front eight. I can see one lone dude. I just think it’s a lot rider for some reason. Who would that be? Lars craps maybe. Uh could be Alex Zigart here. This guy’s got a nice time trial on him. He might just bridge across. I think he’s going to make it. Uh they’re not showing it here yet, guys. I would love to see this right now. And this is why I do my commentary, guys, because PCS hasn’t caught it. I don’t know what the uh the other commentators are saying, but I got a good eye. I got a good eye and I see stuff. Gadouch calling for the win. Lotto rider Alec Zagart has jumped out of the second group hunting down the first group. Is Italian trialist can do this. No problem. Get it, bro. Get it. Gdouch. Uh, Pelaton not riding hard. The breakaway has got this. JJ Sword. Barry Sanders wasn’t tall, dude. Uh, yeah, Barry Sanders. Uh, Gore Lines, superstar running back. Rick Holles. You’ll see him in an announcer booth or set up from time to time. Okay. I’m not sure. Barry Sanders. I’m not sure what we’re talking about. I don’t even know what we’re talking about anymore. I’m lost. Uh, oh yeah, Dave. Dave, you got it. Sweetness. Payton. Walter Payton. Dude, Bing Victorious is pulling. I think that’s a no-brainer from uh pro cycling stats here. They have to be. This is their job now. This is their job. General VC classification virtual junior surf would now be in fourth fourth place, guys. What a move. What a move. Uh if I was his DS right now, I’m like, Junior, you know, you’re going to implode yourself on the final climb. You’re going to go all in. I want max effort today. He needs to attack now to make sure that Pelaton does not pull him back. You know, basically he’s going to he could pick up 13 spots right now. Totally capable of doing it as well. Totally capable. Go Broncos. Jim Browns. The Cleveland Browns. Yep. Zona was terrifying. Jim Brown played against Beast. Yeah. Col Dawn here. Colin, I think on a couple days off we were exchanging links to old cycling videos on the Discord. Yeah, we were. Dude, guys, if you jump into my Discord, inside Cycling World, you’re going to find me and Dawn in there. A few others. Uh there’s a bunch of people that ride inside with me. It’s kind of like everything. It’s kind of like you can talk about cycling, you can talk about history, you can talk about books you’re reading. Uh cool YouTube. There’s this there’s one channel in there called YouTube Goodies. It’s just a huge list of all the videos we like to watch. Don’t look back in anger. I hear them say when he when he wins, we’ll get this is a beter film. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So, there was definitely a skunk outside. The young guy was going nuts. He’s all locked in though, so he’s probably smelling it outside again. Haven’t seen a skunk around here forever. Nature break is the only word from that’s from Alexander Mcra. Dude, that’s what I’ve been calling it. Yesterday, they called it a sanitary stop, which is quite disturbing to me. Uh, guys, I’m going to do a coffee break right now. Yeah, Dave quoted uh Dave quoted Oasis. I know. I love it. Uh, Pop Marina saying, “The riders at the podium of the Tour of Britain look super pumped to get Tiny Lighouses as a trophy.” I guess. Yeah, they they finished on the uh seaside there. Uh Malik Malik here. Hey dude, hello. Help me to answer who in lead stage 10. Dude, there’s a group out front right now. Nine riders. It was two six came across Alex Ziggard here. Uh the lot rider who I don’t know how I just randomly guessed actually. Uh actually I saw his colors, but it was so far. I was on a motorbike looking back at the front eight and I could just see a lone rider back. They’re coming. Just saw a little bit of color on the the shoulders. So, there’s nine riders out front chased by a second group 20 seconds back. The pelon slowing down, guys. They’re at 326 back. Uh, you guys keep the chat random and funny. I’ll be back right away. I’m going to go back and get my third coffee of the day. Check up on puppy. Pick up whatever he’s destroyed. He’s kind of doing some uh what do you call it? I’m I’m I’m doing a purge of all my items in the house. I’m at that age where I need to start purging. That’s really creepy to say that, isn’t it? I’m at that age. Kind of scary. Okay, guys. I’ll be right back. [Music] [Music] Okay, dudes. I’m back. We got the coffee. Nothing destroyed. The dogs are all outside. I think Joey Jojo put them outside. And oh, what am I seeing here? What am I seeing here? I just saw something I want to catch up with on here, guys. I think I’m caught up. I think I’m caught up, guys. 3:20 now. Let’s have a little bit of a time check here. Okay. Interesting. Just looking at the arcade of B&B guy there. He looked at something I wrote and give himself a headshake. Something he didn’t like. Oh, this is further back. This is the chasing group main GC Pelaton. Looks like about 27 km to go. 27.2 to go. We’ve still got Barmy Victorious on the front working. Then it’s Q36.5. Tom Pitcock’s getting ready to launch again today. Visma Lisa Bike. Then UAE. Where is Wana? They’ve been riding far back the whole day. The only UAE riders we’ve seen are Jbine Vine and Mikuel Bberg. Watching the front group again here. Uh nine riders 19 seconds back. Secondary group. Uh let’s take a look at the virtual GC again. Seeing Kevin Vermar riding solo here. I’m not sure if he’s just jumped by himself. Yeah, Junior Lurf still uh would be fourth place overall right now. Tom Pigcock’s team. Tom was in fourth place. He has to be concerned about his position here. Same with Felix G. Everyone does. Everyone will be getting dumped down one spot right now. So once I figure out what Vermarqu is doing here, where is That’s weird. I’m seeing Lewis Verve Ver, sorry, Lewis Verve in between these two groups. Uh, but they’re showing Vermarqu on screen. I wonder if they identified them wrong. Those names are very similar, but they’re totally different teams. The importance of this guy coming up, if it is Verve, he’s coming up for Jul. No. And this is a picnic pasta rider for sure. So, it’s either this is wrong. I think that’s wrong. I think the we’re we are definitely looking at Kevin Vermark here. I’m right on him right now. The motorbike’s over his right shoulder. I don’t believe that’s correct. Unless there’s another gap somewhere I don’t know about. So, we’ll keep up with that. Uh Malik here, how about Torson? Is it not possible to win state dude? Um, Malik. Okay, let me just back up a little second here. Dude, he won’t win stage 10. I don’t think there’s a chance Torson could win stage 10, but he could keep the overall jersey. He could as long as they bring it back. But I don’t think they’re bringing it back, though. I mean, it is 3:17. We’ll see once we get to the hard stuff. Let’s just see if they slow down and the other guys really turn on the gas. It’s all on Torstston’s team’s shoulders to do all the work. I don’t think he’ll ever win the stage. There’s no chance of that. And that’s not saying he’s bad bike rather. That’s just real realities. There’s there’s really good climbers here. Yeah, they keep showing it’s it’s Lewis Vervi here. And then the camera keeps riding to a solo shot of Kevin Vermarqu. So, I’m still trying to get that figured out in my head here. Peaw for the peaw. Coffee in, coffee out. Pop Marino’s answering. Malik here. Uh, it’s going to be a breakaway win today and could be anywhere from 22 in the break. Yeah, guys, there’s a ton of riders at the front here. We’ve got 19 20. We got 29 riders in total that are within 30 seconds near the front and then it’s like 3 minutes back. 310 from the front to the back. So the back end of uh this the second group on the road. Well, okay. So Verve is gone now. Now it’s saying Verve is in the front group. Why we were looking at Vermarqu I don’t know. We’re still okay. We’re back on Vervar now. Vermarqu. But they keep saying Lewis Verv here. I don’t know. I’m going have to start counting jerseys. These are the chasers here. Yeah, they’re accelerating again, guys. Accelerating again. They want to start bringing this back here now. Now is the time to get serious if you want to contend with these guys at the front. Um, a cup of Joe make you go. LMF is back. Whitley Bay, dude. Whitley Bay. XH, bro, where you from? Who’s XH? Uh, got a two one for Jvine. Oh, okay. Okay. So, I think he’s betting. Uh Jayvine, is he in first place right now? Uh dude, Jayvine right now technically on the leaderboard uh of the stage is in first place. JVine wants these points. Probably the guy that’s going to say that’s the most interested in the points at the finish. Let’s just see. He is surrounded by quite a few good climbers right now. Uh it’s going to be a battle. Jvine is a very good climber. won the uh let’s take a look at JVine here. Won the mountains classification last year at the VA 2024. Won that. So knows how to get it done. Is looking really strong, dude. Could be a good bet. Uh we still got 23.9 km go with an average speed so far of 47.5k an hour. That’s like crazy fast. Cameras keep jumping everywhere, guys. Uh, as for the GC cameras, they show it quickly. It’s always just Bin Victorious. Q36.5 Visimalis bike UAE are barely I haven’t seen Almeida all day. I haven’t seen a Yo all day. Uh, the only two guys we’re seeing is Mikuel Berg and Jay Vine for UAE cuz they’re in the front groups. Everyone else, they don’t exist today. Here it is. They are saying Kevin Ver uh was chasing for picnic uh and he’s joined the break. Which break? Okay, here he is. Ah, okay. So, he must have been chasing all day. He’s in the second group on the road. They’re 30 seconds behind the front group. They’re two and a half minutes ahead of the main GC group, Jonas. Uh, so Vermare has finally caught on and got back. I imagine he’s been chasing for a long, long time to get in here. So he’s back up there with them. There’s essentially 29 dudes that are going to be contesting the stage at the end unless something crazy happens behind and they really light it up. Le on the front here right now. Le Julian Bernard. You can always tell him from a long ways away. Uh, Patricia, I couldn’t congrats on the yellow. I’m assuming you’re talking about the yellow jersey. I don’t know. Uh, let’s see. Oh, my video stalled out on myself. I want to get caught up here, guys. On myself. I get to watch myself here when I do it this way. Now that I’m using my phone, it’s just so much better using my phone for this. I’ve got like on a little stand that’s like right at my face level here. I should have it more out, guys. I wonder if I could try to do this better for you guys. Like I feel like I’m I’m just talking to myself some days. Uh if I can get this set up a little bit better. Maybe I’ll do it like that. Maybe that makes me look more at the camera just a little bit. Uh we’re going to check the stuff out here. Yeah, maybe. Uh yeah, Dave, with Vine up the road, UAE has no reason to pull until they want to. That’s right. They don’t need to pull right now with Vine up the road until they decide it’s time for Jiao to get some time back. Okay, I’m going to have to set this up better today, guys. Let’s see. Yeah, so you can see here I’ve got a charger on the back of my phone the whole time. It won’t last long. Castrio from the the break is going to be super mated for a win for Movar. Yeah, I dude. I like that guy a lot there. Let’s take a look at him. Ooh, flags. Lots of flags. Yep. Good. Good. Love the flags. Love the protest. Stay off the road. And everyone’s doing a great job of that here. These people are very respectful of the riders. Yeah, Pablo Castrio Zeper. No, it’s Pablo Castrio. I’m thinking the other guy. I think that’s who that is. So, 30 second gap now, guys. Uh, I’m back to the Pelaton 306. I’m going to get caught up, guys. Flatchy32, just found you. Great coverage, dude. Marco from London. Dude, welcome aboard, Marco Flatchy. Dude, I love when people just jump in. They’re like, “Dude, I just found you now.” Uh, it also hurts my soul when someone finds me on the last stage. Like, dude, I just found you now. That happened at the tour to France on the front. I think that’s Verve verve doing the work. It is. Lewis Verve is on the front of the second group. Yeah, the big the big second group doing the chasing. I can see Junior Surf just sitting on the back hiding in the wheels getting ready to launch. Getting ready to launch. They do have to pull back this 30 secondond gap, guys. So, uh yeah, Marco, dude, welcome aboard, bro. Please give the channel a like and share with your other cycling dudes. I’m Mr. Solo Independent. Uh doing this, dude. I I I swear to God, I probably put in as much time as the real commentators did. I’ve done this so much. I’ve done every race, every route. We know there’s different commentators for the ever other races. I haven’t done them all myself. I don’t have my second or third backup person to go. Mhm. Interesting. Fascinating point, Colin. Here, do you like my uh snazzy drazzy shoot I got on? It’s just me hanging out in the 10 x 10 cube of cycling domination. Guys, that’s where we’re at today. Movar pushing the front now, guys. This is the very very front group. The the Vine group. Okay, I got to get my names down. This is the Vine Group. a stand that goes to the front. These guys are all working together, working like a nice little nine-man team time trial. I love it. Actually, it’s 10 men cuz Alex Zagart, that’s the guy I caught coming up to the front. Had a pretty good idea. It was a lot of rider. It just happened to be I did guess it was Zagart, too. And yeah, win for me. AI glitch for broadcast me. What did I do? Uh yeah, Torson can’t win this. XH is from Germany, dude. Welcome aboard. Is Mark Ser helping? I made up the climb. Don, we haven’t barely seen them, man. I’m seeing Yonas back in the cars, guys. Yonas is back there in the cars with another Vizma rider. Uh, Pelton’s just the road. The main GC Pelon is just up the road. XH dude, I wish. Are you betting by the way? I think with your knowledge it will be free money. Dude, there’s a lot of good knowledge here. I think between yourself, uh, if you’re into betting, Papa Marino, that guy does a lot of betting. Uh, yeah, Vermark is with the leaders. He’s with the second group. He never made it to Oh, no. He’s with the third. He is with the first group. Okay, dude. Well, I think it’s PCS is bumping around because Vermarqu was showing with the second group on the road. Unless he’s gone again and I haven’t seen it. Uh, anyways, moving on, guys. I got to catch up. Uh, I know nothing. Just enjoy spec, dude. I’m all speculation, too. Uh, don’t know what that means, dude. from XH here from Germany. Uh, dude, XH want your real name so we know who you are. Otherwise, I’m just going to call you X or Yeah, Dr. X. You are like the best bike race creator, dude. Thank you, dude. I don’t know what to say, man. Like, I just got to keep this going. I got I’m seeing a lot rider solo right now, guys. Lot rider riding solo. Who is this? Alex Cigard again. Why are they showing him solo? Oh. Uh, that was earlier, guys. Replay. They decided to show me a full replay. Yeah, that was at kilometer 20. He clacked at the 20 km bear banner and it looked like it was out of Okay, guys, I got to figure this out. Alexart. Yeah, Alexart is on his own right now, I think, for lotto. This is the dude that bridged up from the second group to the front group. Uh, I’m not seeing it on PC yet PCS yet. And I think this is live. I don’t think this is a replay anymore. Uh, yeah. So, XH. Yeah, dude. Share the channel if you can. Get the channel likes going up if you guys can. Some days I kind of like, uh, well, the views aren’t that good. What am I going to do? Uh, it’s a hard line being a YouTuber, guys. This is all I do right now. Uh, Gino Max here. Dude, Vizma is basically sitting on the back right now. They’re approximately, they’ve just got it under two, three minutes. They’re 257 back right now. We don’t have one Vizma rider in the front group or the second group. They’re all tucked away with Yonas in the third group, the main GC pelaton. I’m not seeing Zagard being identified up the road by himself, but I’m seeing Zagard riding by himself solo. PCS is not showing this, guys. I’m going to have a quick peek over Mike Terra and see if I see it there. Uh, okay. Chasing group. No, they’re not showing it here yet either. Trying to get this figured out. We’ll just let that do its thing there. Come on, PCS. Let’s figure this out. Actually, you know what I’m going to do? Uh, we’ll come here. We’ll go back to the race situation here. And yep, it is Cigard. So, sometimes, man, I come back to this one. You get good little blurps here. Uh, Cigard is off the front with a 25se second lead over the chasing group of nine. There was 10 for a while. Cigar has bridged from group three that we’re seeing here with 19 riders. He bridged by himself up to group two. I saw it happen at the kilometer 20 mark. He went by himself. 25 seconds up the road. Let’s just show you the map view quickly here, guys. Here it is. Group number one is Zagart by himself. Alec Zagart for lotto. Uh group two, 25 seconds backs. That’s the Jvine group. G group three, there should be approximately 19 riders in that group. 19 riders in that group. The Oh, it’s being called the Lurf group right now. I love it. a group four. That’s our main GC pelaton. Almeida, Pickcock, Gaul, Yonas, uh, Chakone. That’s the status of the race right now, guys. Ooh, we got some nice little switchbacks coming up for bike terror action right here, guys. We will be doing some bike terror action there. Still waiting to see. They’re not showing by himself. They’re not showing by himself either on Bera or on PCS. There it is. Here now. Got it. Finally third. And he’s got a quick 31 second gap. So he attacked at kilometer 20 in 2.4 km. He’s pulled out 31 seconds. Love it. Last arrivals on Lara Balagua. That’s where we’re going today guys. That’s our climb. Uh way back in 2023, stage 14 of Walta Espña was Remco Even for the sprint that we just had. There was a sprint point here at Isaba. Uh not important to Mans Patterson. We got Julian Bernard through first, Pablo Castrio second, Kevin Vermar, Archie Ryan, Zabier Asber, and I’m watching closely, guys. Watching closely here. Yeah, Yonas is back at the team car giving home design tips to the dudes in the team car. Exactly. Mario. Yonas went to the car to send kisses as the cameras are not getting close enough of them. That’s a good one, Mario. I think that could be true. I haven’t seen a Yonas kiss yet today. I’m waiting. Come on. Now you are killing everyone. Yonas, let’s go. Come on. Uh Papa Marino love this. Vizma are working as a as a disciplined team. UAE look like a bunch of divas. Uh yeah, Dawn curvy swervy action up the road with a with a gentle fresh breeze. Gentle fresh breeze is coming up, guys. If you’ve been around the channel long enough, you’ll know all these dumb little sayings I have. I picked them up. I just they get stuck in my vocabulary. Wow. So, they’re just showing the attack by Alex Zagarti now 33 seconds ago. He’s been gone for several minutes by himself. Ooh, this looks like a nice climb. Nice climb. Ooh, broad alpine uh valley climb, but it’s quite treated as well. Do we go way up there? Are you kidding me? Yikes. Uh yikes. I’m going to start watching a little bit more on bike terror here, guys, once I see the group. We should see Zagart by himself right now in a group up the road. Should be showing now. Uh, we’re going to let Vera refresh here. I’m going to drink more coffee. Jvine, Romo, and Bernal. Bernal’s in the main GC Pelaton. Romo and Jvine are in the front group. Mario Santos just getting caught now by the leading group. Mario, did they just Mario just got caught by the Pelaton is what I’m seeing. Mario, let us know if that just happened. Guys, live on location with Mario Santos. was just passed by the lead uh the GC Pelaton. So Mariel should be letting us know. I know Mariel watches rides along, guys. Uh yep, we got the situation figured out here now. I knew it was going to take a while to get this going back here. Oops. Back over to Berra. You guys should be seeing this now. Yes, you are. I know Joey said, “Let’s just go buy you a secondary monitor.” Uh I cheaped out and said, “Yeah, don’t worry about it for now. It’s okay. Alex Zagar Lotto, time trial specialist riding out front. Uh I think his most recent best place result was fifth at the individual time trial at uh the tour Denmark. I watched all of that race that that entire race guys is available for you to watch anytime you want. It’s on the channel. Just dig around the channel. So they’re saying there’s 41 seconds now from Zagart to the nine riders that are chasing him. further 110 another 20 30 seconds back to the Quakoski group that’s the junior surf group is what I’m calling it uh and from Zagert I wonder how you say his name Zagert Ziggart uh it’s three minutes over three minutes back to Yonas at this point so here he is riding solo going by himself 15k to go chasing group is 500 meters back. Oh, let’s jump on Archie Ryan here. We’ll see his pink jersey. And guys, take a look at the valley system here up ahead. That’s I was just looking at that myself. I look at the map a lot and I look at this. I like to come back. So, what you’re seeing here, okay, outside of that that for if you’re brand I know there’s brand new dudes here, uh, XH, you other guys that just showed up today, Bike Terra cycling app, they can track the riders, the real tour riders on a course, the data coming from Lvalta is not fresh enough. It doesn’t refresh enough. So, you’re going to see little jumps in the group just like that one that just happened on screen. But what you can see here right now, I think you can see uh Alec just up the road. He’s kind of popping in and out. So, if we hang out back here, I’m looking for the Pelaton back there. I’m looking for like one pixel to show up on my uh PC monitor here. Not seeing it right now. If we look up ahead, too, uh you can see quite a broad valley here. Not heavily treated at this point. I jump back to the Pelaton. You can see it’s the same valley system. He’s just up around the bend up here. Now we’ll go back to the main Pelon. It’s going to look completely different cuz they’re way far back. Actually, top of my screen, I think that valley system’s just up there. Uh looking for things to identify. It’s going to be hard to find identification things out here. There are buildings near nearby out here. Uh but small towns and that I look for things. The buildings will show up. So we’ll go back. Here’s Mario. Mario is an actual bike terror user out on course right now. Felix Gotner Shortner here. Here’s Vermare who did all that chasing back on Alexart slip road. He’s got only a 450 m gap. There they are. I can see him in the distance, guys. There’s a little tiny dot. This building right here, that’s our little landmark. We’re going to watch that building, guys. Alec just went past it, guys. I’m gonna try this here for you right now, too. And Blue Thunder. We’re now in Blue Thunder mode, guys. This is the real deal. This is the airwolf mode. We’re calling this one airwolf mode because I’m flying around. I’m playing the theme song in my head. Here’s that little building I was talking about. We’re going to zoom around. We’re going to see Alec riding away probably. There he is. That’s Alex Gagart for lotto riding away from us. I have full control here, guys. We’re going to zip around in the choa. We’re going to fly towards the chase group here. There will be a little water path run back here, guys. Whatever you want to call it. What do they call it in Scotland? They call it a burn. Yeah, they would call like a creek. A creek a burn. Whenever I see this on uh by Terra, like the race sides of the road, there’s a bridge there passing under a little water flow. Let’s get caught back up with them again here. We’ll chase after them. They’re getting away from me, guys. And I can still see Alec way up the road. There’s a tiny dot at the top of the screen. Love it. So, guys, I’ll jump out of that here quickly. Okay. Yeah, there we are. You can definitely see it now. Alec chase group. Okay, guys. You got that all figured out. Let’s get back in here again. And we’re good. We’re back in the pipe. 5×5 guys, 41 second gapiting. Alec Zagart only has two career pro wins. Let’s take a look at this guy. 22 years old time trial specialist. And just to see if Colin’s memory is perfection or what. Uh oh, he got second at the individual time trial, but that put him into fifth place. Okay, so I kind of mixed the numbers around in my head. Very good time trialist. So, basically, he’s very good at going out by himself. He doesn’t need to suck wheels. Oh, Junior Surf. If uh if these guys want to do something, if these climbers want to do something, they’re going to have to do it now. We’ve only got 11 km to finish. We’re still not technically on the last climb of the day, guys. We’re not on it yet. We only started at 9.4 km to go. We’re at 10.8. Going to catch up again now. Um, oh, odds are changing for Vingo. I see his odds decrease from 9 to1 to 4.5 now. So, they’re saying, okay, see, that’s one thing I don’t know about betting. You can bet as the race goes on. So, if you bet early at 9:1, you’re locked in. If you bet later when it looks like he’s going to win, you obviously get the lower odds, I think. Let’s do this again here, too, guys. Um, a nice climb for those pesky lightweight riders. Yes, very pesky. I want to see Junior Surf get up here. Alexard is kind of throwing a wrench into the a spanner into the works as you guys would say. Uh, they’re 120 back from him. Now, where is Jvine, dude? He’s in the second group. They’re 37 seconds behind Alex Aart on the road. Jvine is with eight other riders. Julian Bernard, Pablo Castrio, Romo, Ryan, Aspirin, Konchi, Balderstone, and Vermarqu. A further 30 seconds back, we have a big group of 18 riders. That’s Junior Surfs in that group. I’m going to do the GC again, guys. Virtual. Okay, so you can see here. Ah, okay. So, now Junior Surf has lost a couple of spots because of all the work by Q36. put Tom Pickock back to fourth place, Felix back to fifth, but still junior Surf right now would be picking up 11 positions overall. That’s telling me the gap between the second group and the main GC Pelon has decreased. We can see that by coming back here. Yeah, it’s decreasing. So, they’re 316, they’re at 120. Uh these dudes here, the second chase group are losing ground the whole time and just kind of slowly drifting backwards. The steepest section of today is between there’s a 200 meter stretch after a kilometer 168. It’s at an average gradient of 13.2%. That’s 7 km from the finish. 13.2% that’s a leg breaker. Uh, Don, we should do a Collins commence on a renovation segment sponsored by Vingo Worldwide Designs. They don’t just don’t do kitchens. Exactly, dude. I’ve been thinking about doing a full rena. Uh, basically, I don’t know, dude. I I like my green screen cuz I can show you more data, but I also like just the background look. I was going to put my bikes in here, move stuff around, put a new desk in here. I’m working on quite the little contraption here as it is. Once I have uh a major media source jump in and say, “Man, this guy’s doing it right. We’re doing it wrong. This guy’s got it figured out, uh they’re going to approach me. They’re going to offer me a very, very lucrative contract. Probably over eight years. It’s going to be like a pro cycling uh contract.” Allan O’Neal, dude. Allan, where you from, bro? Hello again. Oh, again. So, we’ve talked to Allan before. Still fascinated by bike terror, dude. Awesome. Okay, Alan, do you ride bikes outside? What do you do in the winter time? What do you do? Or or what do you do when it’s too cold? What do you do when it’s too hot? What do you do when it’s raining? What do you do when there’s lightning strikes outside? What do you do when the winds are 100k an hour? What do you do? You ride inside. Keep it safe. Um, that’s what Bike Terra is for. Uh, XH, I think he’s talking about Bike Terror. Yes, this website looks very nice. Dude, give us some love to Bike Terra. help. Guys, if you guys can do me a favor, just drop some comments here about how cool you think Bike Terra is. Guys, I don’t I have no connection to Bike Terra outside. They’re cool dudes. I know both of them now. I’ve chatted with them through Discord. They know I’m doing this. Uh I think they like what I’m doing. They’ll drop into the chat once in a while. It’s just it’s a twoman show. Um Papa Marino here. Jonas doesn’t want to do all the burden of the red jersey media. Yeah, he can just avoid it all. Let someone else take it. Oh, they’re saying Zabier Asin is struggling to hold on this Q36.5 rider. That’s the dude with the mustache and the mullet. Mustache and mullet man right here. Zabier male. Love the mullet, dude. Love the stash. Yeah, he’s out the back. So, the group and there’s more falling out the back. There’s a Kahu Royal Rider falling out right now. the f the second group of nine. They’ve already lost one. It’s Yeah, it’s smashed in half, guys. Yeah, tough going now. Jayvine on the move, guys. 45 seconds. Lead alrech, Julian Bernard going with him. Zavier Romo, Archie, Ryan, Nicola, Koni for Astana. They’ll consolidate into their own little groups. 316 back to GC Pelaton. Alex Cigard up the road. Here’s Kevin Vermarqu struggling. Kevin Vermarqu team picnic possil. He’s transferring to UAE at the end of the year. Uh you know, okay, so we got that Dave. I guess I’ll wear blue today since it’s Blue Thunder Day. Yes. Uh who’s this dude? Uh dude, sorry, dude. If you ever see me like going, it’s cuz my eyes are hurting. That’s all. Uh Coleman, is it Cole? Cole. Thanks for saving me from a TNT Sports subscription, dude. You’re welcome, dude. You’re welcome. All I ask just like the video, please. Just like the videos, guys. You know, I watch I watch a lot of YouTube guys. I I actually like Dude, believe it or not, I like watching dudes play video games. There’s a dude I watch. He’s really good. He’s really chill. Nicholas Zukowski representing on the front for Q36.5. Guys, we’re back in the main GC there. Canadian rider. Uh, two wolf for cycling law. COPD. Okay. Allen. Dudes, I know a lot of older cyclists. Uh, one that comes to hand quickly is Honest Jack. He’s a dude that I ride with and I do ride with him. Not as much as I used to. He rides inside with me on Ruvie. He’s 81 years old. He’s from uh the Niagara region in Canada. UAE is coming up now, guys. UAE. There’s Pitcock riding right beside Almeida. So this is back and GC Peldon. It’s time for them to turn on the jets. Time to get busy, folks. Jayvine still smashing on the front. It’s down to three riders in that front group. Three that are able to hang two that are able to hang with Jvine. Then they’re falling apart here. Two uh two MOAR riders together. The Astana rider that’s Koni is falling out. Movar riders might drag themselves back on. At least one of them. Ooh, Jay Vine is right on Alexart’s heels. How can that be 29 seconds? I don’t see it. I do not see that being 29 seconds. We’ll exit out of here, guys. We’re getting to the switchbacks. It’s going to get juicy fruit time. When I say it’s Juicy Fruit, that means it’s like the the stuff, you know, the stuff. Let’s get the riders all populated in here. Mario’s down on the valley system still. Damn it. Forgot to turn the coffee maker on. Leading group, guys. They got these two together. I’m not sure if that’s real, guys. That’s not what I’m seeing here. Uh, but these Oh, I can see why they’re doing that cuz the Movar Rider has gone past Jay Vine now. Yeah, those two MOAR riders that were were struggling to keep up, they’re now back on and one is jumping across to Cigart and he’s bridged up to him, leaving JVine behind. And again, guys, if you see data jumping in Yeah, there there’s a big jump there. That’s just data blurps, data farts. Here it is, guys. The beauty of Bike Terror doing all this stuff. Uh Allan, dude, you may be too old for cycling, which I don’t think that you are. Anyone can ride a bike. Uh obviously, well, dude, I don’t want to sound bad, but I obviously I think if you’re older, you should be riding inside. It’s just safer. Uh reaction times aren’t as good as you get older. You guys know what I’m saying. I’m being as as nice as I can here, as real as I can be. Yeah, you can see they’re splitting apart here right now. Yeah, Castrio Zap Castrio. It is Castrio Zapeder. I did remember the name. I get the full name here over on Berra. He’s gone solo, guys. He’s up the road by himself. And again, there’s going to be times where he’s moving too fast. There’s no way he’s doing 52k an hour. That’s because there was no movement coming from Lavalta. UAE driving hard now, guys. Almeida sitting in second place. Yonas in third. Matteo Jorgensson in fourth. Sepus fifth. Uh, sixth place would be Campon Arts, but I think Felix G. That’s Felix G, too. I can tell Felix Gaul now from a mile away from a from a helicopter hovering over here zoomed in. I can see him. That I think that’s Tullet pulling out there. Yeah, these are all dudes getting shifted out of the back. Another Vizma rider here. We still got four Vizma uh riders in that front group. Two UAE riders. Wano Yuso, where are you, bro? Castrio Zapeder. I Man, I’m glad I remembered that name now cuz I’ve been saying it since the start of the day and every time I look at PCS, I’m not getting his name. So, he’s flying up the road, guys. There’s four chasers. Uh Julian Bernard, Archie, Ryan, Jvine. Let’s go back to Jayvine here. There he is going around the corner up there, guys. That is the pater going around the switch back up top. I love doing this. This is one of my favorite things to do is to look down and show you as I’m That’s the chasers right there coming after him. There’s one guy jumping out. Sorry, that’s a data fart there. He’s actually quite a bit ahead of them. So, if we look down again, we’re going to see the four chasers. They’re coming around the switch back now on that corner. And if you look more down here, you can see more remnants coming. There’s 16 riders back there trying to work their way up. They’re on that pelon there. Uh, sorry, that switch back there. I wonder if we can see them up above us. Actually, what I’ll do now is I’m going to jump to Jvine now, guys. And we can look down again and see a bigger group coming. Ah, no. They’re already around that corner. Oh god, guys. I’m not even showing you. Oh, this makes me mad, guys. This is what I’ve been trying to show. Okay, well, it’s probably good I wasn’t showing you the right stuff there. Uh, here’s our groups coming up the road. This is our four rider chase group of Jvine. Zapeder is just around the next switch back here. I know I’m showing it to you now. So, group one on the road, group two on the road, group three is just coming around that switch back down there. If you can see them, I’m kind of fighting the camera, the auto camera spin here myself. I’m going to come back to that group there. Oh, I think these guys are even further down. We’ll bounce back up to Zader. Okay, funny data here, guys. Just ignore the funny data. It’s resetting itself now. Oo, Alia and Jonas going to war, guys. Almeida and Yonas are going to war. They are going to war here. I’m going to get back to PCS, guys. Uh, sorry I didn’t show you all that stuff I wanted to show there. We’re getting it. Let’s see the gaps. So, Separat’s out front. Ryan and and Jay Vine, I’m seeing them here. Uh, no, that’s Torson Train’s out the back. Guys, got one rider with him. So, we got group one, two riders chasing four riders after that. Alex Garp went on the break early, got caught. Gap’s coming down quick, guys. Gap’s coming down quick. So from Zapeder now back to main GC contenders. There’s only five of them there guys. Almeida, Vingo, Jorgensson’s in there. I got him as a top top 10. Chicone top 10. Pigcock top 10 rider. Uh they’re all together and I think that’s going to blow apart again. Torsten Train now 157 back. Will Bingigo want the jersey today? took a look at the virtual GC now. So, it’s all changing again now kind of back to where we started the day. There was bon uh okay to train is 31 seconds ahead at the start of the day. So, Yonas kind of needs to keep it under that if he doesn’t want to ride in the red jersey. Currently, he has a looks like 30 second gap. They’re at 126. Torson’s at 157. Yonas needs to keep it right around there. So, it all depends. Jiao is going to want to start taking time back. I have not seen Ausso yet today. Is Juan Yuso in this race? Race has splintered everywhere, guys. 9% gradient here. Uh we’ve been through a tough part that hit 13% average. There was eight riders in the group. One just pulled off. Seven riders in the group now. This is the uh Yonas group. Going to catch up again, guys. Uh bike terror rocks like Metallica. Exactly, dude. Dude, this guy here. Love it. Dude, I’ve heard that before. Uh Flatchy saying host reminds me of Max Headroom. Dude, do I have a lot of forehead? Do I have a lot of forehead? Please insult me, dude. I’ve heard every uh insult compliment on the planet. Jayvine going solo now. Drops Castrio. Uh some people say, one guy said, he goes, “Dude, you look just like Lance Armstrong.” Lance stole my hair. I’m older than Lance. I own the hair, dude. Lance, you’re nobody to me. Uh great cyclist. Doper. Whatever. Don’t care. Uh who else have I heard about? Uh Chef Gordon Ramsey. Very much Chef Gordon Ramsey. get it. Uh Gordon Ramsey is now riding bikes, guys. He’s doing triathlons. He rides over on Zift. So that’s where he does his inside training. Jayvine through 5 km to go. Zaper going through as well. Jvine at the front, guys. Who was betting on JVine today? XH, dude. XH XH alert, dude. Mr. Germany. Um JVine on the front rocking that mustache looking respplendant in the white and blue polka dot jersey, guys. Absolutely fantastic riding here by Jay Vine. Like what a stud. The Lavalta is his race. Okay, I’m seeing Alex Cigar getting caught by GC Pelon. Almeida attacks again. Yonas right on his wheel. Pigcock goes well. Pickcock cuts the inside corner of the switchback like basically on off the road to go with these two boys. Jorgensson hanging with him too. They just caught a group FDJ rider here. I’ll figure that rider out later. probably won’t now. Almeida attacking uh nasal strip. Yonas nasal strip. Tom Pickock. He’s not wearing a nasal strip, bro. Oh, here’s another lot rider. So, this might be Zagard now. And I don’t know who that was, but it’s like they were going to put their foot down on the road. Looked like an Inos Grenadier putting his foot down at that point. 4.6 6 km to go. Main groups just going through 5 km. So that tells me Jvine is just 400 meters up the road with a 124 gap. Jawda Yonas Thomas. So uh Jorgensson is there and there is an Israel per Matteo Jorgensson is attacking up one side guys. He goes to the front. Tom Pickot goes Almeida, Yonas, and who is that fifth rider? It’s Ricatello again. This dude, shout out to this bro right here, Matthew Rkatello from Tucson, Arizona. Probably trains on Mount Lemon. Dude, I love that freaking climb. I love it. I’ve ridden it on Ruby a few times. It destroyed me one night, guys. I ride with a lot of uh Brits, my bros from the UK, limeies. I’m allowed to say that cuz I was born there. You get that? See, I’m doing that. Uh, great group of friends I have who ride in the UK. They do a Sunday morning hill climb ride. 9:00 a.m. for them, 2 a.m. for me. I did Mount Lemon with them. Probably the closest I ever came to dying. Getting up like at 5 to 2. I slept in. Uh, Castrio Zer is just absolutely smashing himself apart here. Let me jump back to the stats. He doesn’t want to get caught. So we got Jay Vine up front, Castrio Zapeder, Archie Ryan, Irishman here for EF, Castrio Zaprada is just coming through 4 km now. Jay Ryan’s through it. Jay Vine is through it. I combined Ryan and Vine’s name there. Uh, look at this. So Archie Ryan has just been caught by Romo and Julian Bernard. Here’s a picnic rider. That was probably Vermare, I believe. Yeah, dude. this Matthew Ricatello here. Okay. Oh, guys, group’s coming back now. It’s all coming back. Here’s Pelazari, top GC contender. Jai Henley. Yes, dude. Yes. Let’s get it, bro. They’re all coming back, guys. They’re all coming back. Matteo Jorgensson looks like an absolute giant compared to these other riders. Matteo Jorgensson. Yeah, he is a big dude. This guy’s wa This guy’s walking around wet. 69 kg, 6′ 3, 6′ 3 and 1/2. Like, yeah, big dude riding the front, showing these little pesky lightweight climbers how it’s done. Torstston’s train is now 2 minutes 12 seconds back from Jvine. Right now, Vingigo is act virtual GC leader right now. There we go, folks. I don’t even need to look at it. I can tell by the times gaps. Torsson train now 11 seconds back. What are they going to do, guys? Does V is Vingo okay with taking the red jersey now? And I’ll go back to the chat, guys. Matt. Yeah, that’s right. Matt Matt Fuer. Matt Frer. Uh he’s Mr. Max Headroom. Yeah, dude. I’m loving Castrio. Love that dude. Cycling indoors is safe. Yeah, it is, dude. It’s safe. It’s convenient. That’s why Oh, Ausso bailed out without even taking a turn. I haven’t seen Ausso yet. Allan’s following on an X. Okay, got you, dude. Red jersey dropped. Yeah, he’s been gone for a while. I’m catching up, guys. It’s getting lit up. Uh, yes, a slim Gordon Ramsey. Thank you, Allen. Slim. I like that. I like that, dude. I love it. Yeah, Jvine’s back, dude. Oh, sorry. I was thinking from Ji Henley there, but yeah, Jvine, dude. XH, dude. If you got money on him, dude, what were the odds on Jvine? I think you said they changed before. Oh, you just said it right here. Uh, Jayvon odds is 1.03 now. Seems like he won. Oh, that means you got to bet a ton of money on Jayvine. Dude, what did you get in at? Did you bet earlier in the day? You must have. Yeah, Jay Taylor. Love Ricatello. White jersey. Dude, this guy I just can’t see. I’m like, who is this guy? This is the dude that I thought he was an EF rider a few days ago. I just didn’t know who the hell it was. That was actually the Belloi kid. Uh, Markeel Bloke. But yeah, it’s uh Matthew Rkatello for Israel Premier Techch here. This guy looks legit. 23 year olds, Tucson, Arizona. Every climb, whenever there’s a climb, this kid’s right here. Sorry, this kid shouldn’t say that. I And dude, Matthew Rick, when you watch my video later, cuz I know you guys are all going to do it tonight. Yeah, right. Uh I call my daughter’s kids. My daughter is two years older than you. So yeah, she’s a kid to me. So if I say that, whatever. Moving on. Yeah, Vingo was Yeah, Vingo is probably going to take the red today, dude. He has it right now. Uh, we’re 2.7 km to the finish because Trio Zapator is just burying himself, trying to stay away. This guy is just leveling himself, guys. The look of pain on his face, like he’s not giving up, dude. Stay away. Get second place at least. Uh, Jay Vine, man, looks comfortable. I got to say that Julian Bernard has been caught and passed now. Uh, this looks like Mark Solair to me. Mark Solair here. Oh, he’s way back. Mark Solair is back with Torsten Train. Torson Strea Rual Rider. This is the last day for Torston. Good job, dude. This dude right here. Good job, man. Good job. Winning in the breakaway. Got the red jersey for how many days? I don’t know. Four or five days. Yonas looks good. Almeida looks great. Peacock. Sounds like we got the uh the alarm going off for a bomb that’s going to go off in my room, guys. It was my humidifier just filling up. It’s filled up all the way now. Oh, dude. Juicy. Uh love Ricatella white jersey. Shouldn’t JVine be helping Almeida? U just a bunch of divas. I guess they’re more interested in Jvine just keeping that jersey right now. Uh yeah, Almeida is totally isolated. Like UAE, one guy, Matteo, uh Yonas has still got Matteo with him. Jai Henley is with Palazari, guys. Those are those are big sleepers right here. Ji Henley and Julio Pilazari. Tom Pipcock solo. Herald TA for Astana through the 2 km barrier right now or just under it uh is Jvine. Castrio is still just desperately hanging on here. There’s two riders behind him still. Uh Javier Romo and Archie Ryan. It’s about 40 seconds back to the Almeida group. Castrio’s looking over shoulder. Dude, don’t look. It’s a long ways to go though with 2 km still left. Dogs going nutty upstairs. Xh I bet €100 on him when his odds were 2 to1. Nice job, dude. Nice job. Get it, dude. I’d love to do more betting. U just trying to find a good betting site that I can do. I’m going to jump back to uh Ber for now, guys. I am in Ber. You guys will find a lot I do this because I’m such an idiot when I do this is that um I forget to actually show you what I want to show you. So, here’s Jvon, guys. Kind of memorize this little ziggzag in the road here. This curvy swervy going up the side of the mountain here. We can look back and see if we’ve got any riders coming. I see one writer coming. That’s Castrio. Uh yeah, some of the data here is kind of goofy. This is showing Bioli. He’s not here. Uh maybe he is in between. There’s Castrio, but I can’t click on him. The Bingo group. Here’s Go and Tom Pickcock here. So yeah, this is it here, guys. This little series here, that’s where Jayvon has just gone through. There’s one lone rider going through there right now. That’s probably Castrio or it could be this. I don’t know if Basioli is really up front there. I’m watching Jvine here. 37k an hour on a 5% gradient. Go through one kilometer to go right now. 1 kilometer to go, guys. Yeah, Jvine rocking it, dude. So good at this race. So yeah, that’s Jayvine is around that corner at the top. This would be Castrio here as a per uh further back we’re into the pitcock group. We can look back down the mountain. There’s more riders behind us back down there. One there. I can see one way back here just coming over their eyes. So guys, if you’re watching, you’re new. You’ve never seen this. This is all the real topography that would be there. Um the stuff that’s nearby is close. the buildings, the trees. Uh, I’m gonna jump out because it’s showing that too soon. That wouldn’t be there yet. I’m gonna come back here. JVine in the barrier banners. Like, this is it. Second stage win. Second stage win for Jayvine here. What a champion, dude. He’s just Jay, go for it, bro. So, okay. I guess technically a third stage win for JVine because he won as part of the team time trial. He won stage six up into Andor and he’s gonna win stage 10, dude. Champion. Love it, dude. This Australian here, man. Awesome. Just coast across the finish line, guys. I’m going to watch the video here again. I’ll be slightly delayed. Here comes Castrio Zapator by himself, dude. Awesome. I’m glad this guy survived. I don’t think there’s anyone else after. This is going to be the GC group, guys. We’re going to have maybe one minute. Sip the coffees. Uh, what team is Henley? Jai Henley is Red Bull Borro Hansgrower. Palazari Red Bull Borro Hans Growa. So Jai is like 29. Uh, Pelazari, he’s young. I think he’s probably like 21, maybe 22. I remember 21. Uh, he’s in the uh, use Riders jersey, the Utes as we call it around here. like my cousin Vinnie. Okay, coming to the finish, guys. We are coming to the finish now. There goes Jorgensson’s leading them out around the corner. These guys are like sprinting like, “Oh, please.” Oh, I think Castrio’s up ahead. Oh, it’s two remnants here. Uh, we got a Moistar rider coming in. And it looks like Archie Ryan. Archie Ryan gets across the finish here. Yeah, there was a Trek rider there. Who is the Trek Rider? It’s funny here in that final group, they didn’t show the trek rider at all. Wow. Jvine, that’s that’s the big story today. General classification right now. Yona should be in the lead. Jao finished right with him. So, there won’t be too many changes. The big change today is Torston falling out of the lead overall. Rider still looking back. Torson’s coming to the finish now, guys. uh 140 back. So, it all depends on the placement between Yonas and him, but there was only 31 seconds at the start of the day. It’s been at least that so far. Um yeah, I saw Bioli’s name. I and I’m and I’m looking at that front group still of group of favorites here. They’re not listing them. There was a Trek rider finished right alongside it. Had to have been Shakone, though. But he his name’s not here either. Almeid is fine, dude. He finished right alongside uh Yonas Dawn’s going to be right back. Antonio Sag Sagato, dude, welcome. Al again alone to defend himself. No teammates to help him. Exactly, dude. Jvine having the cherry drink. Antonio Saga uh Salgado, dude, how’d you find the channel? I think you’re brand new here today. And you’re 100% correct. Uh Mark Soler congratulates Jvine. God, Jay Vine skinny, man. At this level, guys, you can’t have like one extra ounce of body weight. Yeah, what a great ride. Those UAE Cole Nagos have that those funky handlebars. I think it would be hard to ride those. They kind of have like a V-shaped handlebar. Gets to the finish. He’s already radioing the team, dudes. I did it again. He did it again. Uh partner with Chris Rio. Epic effort. Yeah, that Castrio guys, if you didn’t have the video going, watch the highlights later today. I don’t do highlights. Maybe I should, but I think I do enough. Uh, guys, I don’t know when I’ve been streaming since, guys. When I think I went online at about 20 to 5 this morning, it’s currently uh Oh, yeah. This is well over four hours this stream. YouTube voaltto online. I don’t have a WTO or public TV uh as usual in this last years in my country. Okay, dude. Antonio, nice to have you aboard, dude. Uh I could tell you know your cycling just by your very first comments. Almeida has been left alone to defend himself. I mean, I think the only guy that can climb as good as Almeida right now is Jvine. So some people I know Paparino said it earlier, Jvine should be helping Almeida more. I agree. I guess Almeida is probably saying I I wonder how much communication there is. Hey Jay, you know Almeida, can they talk to each other? They should be able to, you know, it’s probably like an open chat. All of them could talk at once. Jiao, how you doing, man? I’m fine, dude. Go for it. I’m sure there’s a little bit of that going back and forth. Yeah, Alanine Yonas, the Danish anchovi uh takes the red jersey. Him and Jvine having a nice chitchat at the end. I love seeing the interaction of the riders afterwards. So guys, mountain top finish. Not really mountains, just really huge hills. Okay, so we got Jvine first place, guys. I’m going to pause this here so I can watch it. 35 seconds back, Castrio Zapeder from Ovastar. Oh, nice. And Jay Romo did survive from Oastar. 104 back. Archie Ryan just survived at one 105 back. 1 second behind him. Then it was Pigcock who got the line first. Chiconei, that’s the lead out track rider. Uh Jai Henley for Red Bull War Hansor, Matio Jorgensson, Junior Surf was there. So he did come back on that climb. He was just hidden away. Uh on my screen right now, guys, you can see the main group. He was not mentioned in there. So Junior Surf was far behind. Must have jumped on the GC group’s wheels as they came by and went with them. Wow. I’m going to keep this going here, too. So, this is GC. I’m going to pause this as I look at this, guys. Uh, let’s just have a little look here. Yeah. So, all the same time, guys. The the main guys. Uh, yeah, Archie Ryan just made it. They put Pitcock with him. Chicone, Jai, Henley, Jorgensson, Junior Surf. He’s the guy that would was ahead all day uh in that big 30 rider break. probably jumped on their wheels as they went by. GC after stage 10, guys. Yonas in first place, so he will have to wear the red jersey now. Torsten still finds himself in second place. Uh did bring a lot of time back at the end. Finished 26 seconds down. Jiao Ala in third place. Pick fourth. Felix Gif. That’s the same as yesterday. Uh Julia Shakone in sixth for Leel Trek. Matteo Jorgens the second for Vizmissa bike. Then we got the Red Bull boys. Uh Jai and Julio riding ninth and tth place on the same time 216 each. And this dude again, Matthew Rkatello. Israel Primary Tech. You’re just riding strong, dude. Nice job. 55 kg rider is a climber. Total climber, dudes. King of the mountains. Jvine now has 46 points. consolidating his lead already. Won the 10 points at the top. Go back to the chat here, guys. Shame it Bruce McMillan. Dude, welcome aboard, Bruce. I think this must be your first comment here. Shame it wasn’t a Moistar win. Been four years. This is why they needed Yusso over there, guys. I’d love to see where Ausso finished. Was there any cameras on him anywhere today? Yeah. Pome. Oh, no. fish boy and Reddy’s going to hate that. Yeah. Now he’s got to do all the talking. Give some like Well, dude, then we’re going to have more uh we’re going to have more of this now. More of this every day. That’s all we’re going to see now. Uh I’ll be keeping a fish boy kiss count going on here, guys. I do want to take a look at this guys. Stage 11 tomorrow. Remember, I’ll be here for all of it. Hilly stage. Uh a nonuphill finale stage tomorrow, guys. Let’s just take a look at this quick. Uh, it’s 157K, shorter stage, but still 3,000 meters of climbing on top. Uh, let’s take zoom in on this baby right here. See if we get a map, too. I like the maps. Oh, we’re way up at Bil Bao. We start in Bil Bao. We come back around to Bil Bao. And I’m seeing we got a circuit at the end, guys. We do have a circuit at the end. So, we start on the north side of Bil Bao. We head up to the Canabrian Sea, I believe. So, I think in Bao, I think we’re more way over like in Galysia almost. I think so. Or do I say Galathia with a th versus a C? I’ll say Galissia because I’m English. We do a clockwise circuit. We head out to the ocean. Uh maybe some winds possible, I guess. Head to the southeast. We take on a category 3 early. A category 3 right by the ocean here. Uh, some of these climbs seem familiar to me. Another category 3 followed by another category 3. Then we go into our circuit. There is a circuit here. Is there a circuit? Hard to tell. There’s so many labels here, guys. I see this light highlighted here. I see a circuit going through here. Category 2. Another category 3. Let me come back here. Let me come back here. Uh may well it sure looks like there’s a circuit there. We’ll finish that tomorrow, guys. But yeah, lots of climbing. This is breakaway central right here, guys. Breakaway central. Uphill, downhill, flats. Uphill, downhill flats. Brutal, brutal, brutal race tomorrow, guys. Let me come back to stage 10 for any more updates. I will cover every second of it, guys. Oh, let me just do this quick. If you guys want to follow along, let’s take a look at this stage 11 tomorrow. It’ll probably be a late start tomorrow, guys. Okay, let me figure this out. So, this is my life every day right now, guys. This race starts at 10 to 2 in the afternoon, C. That’s 10 to 6. That seems like a late start to me. So, what I then do is I come over here and I’m going to look at the other races tomorrow. So, races tomorrow. We’ve got uh Tour of Britain stage two. Tour of Britain stage two tomorrow starts a lot earlier. It starts at 3:15 in the morning. Okay. I ain’t getting up that early. Uh I’ve done that for uh the tour of France and for Levalta. It’s half killed me. Come 6:00 at night, I’m in bed. Joey Jojo hates me for that. That’s the wife, guys. So, we’ll start a we’ll start with Banks Tour Brit Lloyd’s Bank Tour Britain tomorrow. Don’t forget guys, they had that on TV on YouTube this morning free. So that they might show it again tomorrow. I’m sure they will. We can all watch that. I’ll just follow with some stats and some uh random babbling that I like to do. Uh we’ll also have CMAC ladies tour. When does that start? So CMAC ladies tour tomorrow starts at 5 after 5. Okay. So I’ll start with men’s tour Britain right beforehand. We’ll jump to the ladies tour CMAC. We’ll follow that all the way and then we’ll jump into Lvalta. We’ll get that all done tomorrow, guys. So, don’t miss that. I usually put out my uh stream link later in the day. Love it, guys. Uh GMC jersey here. Uh Jvine and Aussu are same, so no teamwork. Yep. Just catching up, guys. Allan, I like Vine. He gives interviews without saying. Yeah, I like that one. Allan Fab, I wonder what that uh bet looks like at the bookies. What is the overunder on Yonas blowing kisses to the camera? Oh, dude, I like that. Oh, dude, you can make a lot of money doing that, I think. But you got to put a lot down because it’s almost a guaranteed he will blow a kiss every time. If the camera’s on him, he’s blowing kisses. Or the uh kiss the ring finger celebration when he crosses the finish line. Dude, that’s a good bet. Yes, Mario. Yonas took the red jersey so you can send kisses back home during protocol interviews. Allan, tomorrow looks fantastic. Hope you can be here, Alan. Thanks for watching, Alan. I’m glad you found the channel. Everyone, just hit that little like button before you leave. It’s so important to the channel. Uh, I hate to sound like a YouTuber, but I guess that’s kind of what I do now. Actually, you know what? Today, guys, I’ll tell you the story. Uh, I’m doing this little course. Uh, I guess it would be selling insurance or something like that. I don’t want to do it. I just don’t want I’m just being honest with you. I don’t want to do it. Personal time with Colin, guys. So, I think that’s at 3:00 Eastern time. Like, send me a message. Colin, don’t forget to miss the career building at so and so Eastern. I was going to respond back, if it interferes with LValta, count me out, bro. So, yeah, guys, it’s like a I got to take this course so I can get a license to sell insurance. I don’t really want to do that. I don’t want to do that, guys. I want to do YouTube. Hit the like button. Help the channel out. Share the channel. Let me grow. XH, thank you for your work. I hope you get some good SP. Dude, I have no sponsors right now. uh solo warrior calling. It’s like I’m on an epic breakaway every day by myself. Anyone who supports the channel, I those are like my they’re like my leadout train and I’m going for the ultimate victory at some point, guys. Uh channel is kind of just chugging along. Uh I can pay one or two bills per month with it, which is nice and I really appreciate you guys being here to help me do that. But it needs to get bigger because otherwise I have to do something else and I don’t if I do something else. Here’s my here’s my situation guys. Here’s my dilemma. One sip of coffee from Colin before I tell you this. Colin’s dilemma is that he desperately wants to grow his channel so that he can stay home every day and do this. ride bikes, talk bikes, hang out with bikers, uh just talk cycling, and basically tell everyone to leave me alone. Uh but the other the dilemma Colin has is that the channel’s not big enough yet to support Colin. So Colin’s going to have to do something else. When Colin does something else, he does less cycling. It’s like that’s vicious circle, right? I’m like I’m chasing it right now. Uh let’s get this finished up, you guys. Could we expect UEIE just deciding for Jawa to hold on in the mountains diving and try to decide in the time trial since they don’t dude? Yeah, it’s possible. Yeah. The the problem is guys, we’re like coming up down the road here. I’ll go back to LVelta again here. Look what we got coming up. So, we done stage 10. We saw stage uh 11. Stage 12 is another tough day. Category 2. Category one, near the finish. Get over the top of this one first. You could win the stage. Could be some crazy breakaway action on this flat here. That’s stage 12. Wait till we take a look at stage 13. Prepare to die. Stage 13, guys. This is the one. This is the one right here. This is stage 13. This is Friday. Is that Friday? Really? Wow. Uh we take on the Anglaroo. Probably the toughest climb that they regularly ride uh in pro cycling. Uh just a devastating climb. Scary. Uh there’s Mosqueta beforehand. Cordal. Here’s the Angleroo on the end. 12.4 km at 9.8%. And remember guys, that’s average gradients. So, forget about this green stuff in the middle. Forget about this red stuff at the end. That’s probably not even 9.8%. It’s all this deep, dark black section here. There’s segments there that are high teens over 20% gradient. Remember, that’s just an average climb. Any climb that averages 9.8% is super super hard. So, I mean, I guess as a climber, when do you decide to go? Which is the what if what if you don’t make it? What if you blow up? Yeah, Antonio could be. I mean, they might just wait and wait and just stay with them all the way. Raj, look. Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, after two, three, all all the same, guys. I do it, too, man. I I know I say a lot of the same things over and over. I um a lot. Um Joey gives me trouble for it. I’m like I’m trying to get my thoughts together. Oh, we got the uh looks like the M tropes de Montana. They almost look like they’re military. They are. They have weapons with them. Uh so these are like the mountain troops, the Spanish mountain troops. I’m imagining they’re some kind of super extreme commando group. So Montana’s troops Montana long john dude. Anchovi delight coming up to dude here. Dude, I think I know who this is. Uh, if I think I know who it is. My go my goat is in red again. Dude, I think Long John I think has contributed twice to the channel already. Thanks so much, dude. You are in the lead out group. You are part of my leadout train driving me to ultimate championship wins. Rhonda still traveling. I just popped in to smash the like button for Colin. Hope everyone having a good VA. Rhonda, thank you so much. It’s like it’s Ron uh Alan I follow stage on LValta live stream and X dude. Thank you. Now Fish Boy is in red. Will he win every stage? He defined. Yeah, dude. I love the competition here. I think we’re going to see a lot of breakaways. Dude, I love it. I love Lalta. It’s my favorite thing. Okay, dudes. Probably going to jump. It’s 9:30 in the morning for me. I think I’ve been going almost 5 hours. Uh, love being here. Love the support. Love the words of encouragement. Please like, please share. What did we get to today, guys? Uh, looks like we got 92 shares, which I think is really good, guys. I think that’s really good. Still 87 people watching. I know it’s died down quick here now. Uh, all your guys likes means people later on today will watch it. There’s people at work right now that aren’t seeing this. They’re in Spain. They’re whipping home from work. Man, what happened at Levalta today? Wenger vena wenger. They watch this tonight. The videos grow more. At some point, some sponsor is going to say, “Who’s this idiot?” Okay, he can talk. He’s got some Max Headroom Gordon Ramsay uh appeal about him. Maybe maybe that’ll turn people off. Let’s do something with him. Guys, I don’t have one sponsor. I got nothing. I got me uh myself and Joey Jojo and a credit card. That’s all we got. Uh okay, guys. I’m going to jump here right now and uh we’ll catch you later. Thanks for watching. That’s it for today, guys. See you later.