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IRL Cycling in Kent South East of UK near London.

Hi, I’m a Carer for my Wife who has Multiple Sclerosis. As a keen cyclist, I’ve decided to use my passion for something worthwhile. I cycle around Kent a couple of days a week for fitness since spring 2022 streaming my rides on twitch. So I thought I’d include raising funds for Multiple Sclerosis Society Charity.

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Yeah, nearly touch the knee to the ground. Couple more. Throw that. Do it. Can’t think about it. This one over to the Netherlands and he is returning home to his wife. Yeah. Also, you’ve been traveling around. Yeah. I picked this one up in Wable about a week ago. Now he’s making sure I’m leaving the country. So, he’s following me to the boat. Make sure you go. See, she said it. I didn’t. She’s cycling back to Norway. Crazy, eh? Yeah. That is That is a nice Is that your bike? Oh, nice. Get you up the hill. Oh, I didn’t bring me skateboard. You got a torch. He’s got a torch. Slow car ahead. Go right. Yeah, from a from a leaf or something. I mean, who would have said that? Oh, look at this. This is cooking spit. The reason I know that is because I saw cooking spit. Have you ever seen a [ __ ] cuckoo anywhere? All you see is their cuckoo spit, which is not even from a cuckoo, is it? Isn’t it a lavi or something? I don’t know. I don’t know. Someone correct. Must have got a time on the board. Whoa, you [ __ ] bastard. I thought I’d crashed and someone was behind me blowing their horn. Dirty [ __ ] out. Oh my god. You look like you’ve [ __ ] yourself. Do you know that? Has this one shitty yourself today? Are you Are you baby? Why did you sneeze on me? You sneezed on me leg on me hand. Oh, they’re surrounding me. Come on. Good. Good. Can you Oh jeez, I didn’t see this. Why didn’t I see this? Why didn’t I see that? Idiot. I idiot. Hi everyone. How you doing? Welcome to this place again. Huh? There we go. Fix that bit. Um, turn on mood. Good afternoon. Um, I think that’s it. Hi, how you doing buddy? I saw you had an activity on commute today. Did I miss your stream? Afternoon. Oh, yeah. It is. I’m good. Good. Or good. Or Okay. I thought I got rid of the bleeping on this thing, but it’s still going. No, I just had a quick ride out. Only had to move on for a bit to keep the streak going. Yeah, keep the streak going. What is it with streaks? Hey, there’s one of those apps like Messenger. I don’t know what it is. There’s a there’s a there’s a streak on that. You got to be active every day on it. Sorry. Just to say I get through. Cheers, pal. Your handle bars are about quarter of an inch too wide to get through that one. Yeah. So, I was meant to go to a different area today, but I started the stream too late. I was up a bit too late last night practicing practicing for this in this evening and I should be practicing again today but you know I think recycling comes us especially we’ve got sunny days and still nice enough to um short sleeves morning bread and butter pudding. How you doing? Sorry bread and butter peanut butter. Yeah, make the most of the nice days. Still get a suntan, you know. Oh, okay. It’s just that it’s it’s sometimes easier to call people by their Twitch name cuz otherwise other people might think I’ve dismissed that message, you know, they go, “Oh, he’s not speaking to that person.” Not realizing that your name is what I’m saying. You know, even though I do get it wrong. Yeah, it is easier just to say the Twitch name. cuz yeah, although cycling is a bit aimless aimlessly just going along pushing your your feet around. You got all the other obstacles like these cars and then this one squeezing past making sure it’s not getting too close. The other one that’s coming the other way. It’s a lot of sensory reflexes going on. Uh I decided to go down not this way I don’t think. Hang on. Uh, I did have a plan to the to the um to the main town of this county which is Maidstone and into the big park there. Maidstone’s a really nice place. It’s got some architecture going on in the town. And I should have started at Rochester Castle really, but we’ve missed that. That’s the other way. I think this is be the first time I’ve actually ridden on this road. I normally take the back streets, you know. And it’s a bit windy. You can You can’t wait to see it. It must be late for you there. What? 11:00. Uh, if I can give you a time scale, about an hour and a half maybe. Don’t know. It could be could be a little bit sooner, but don’t hold your breath. 10 past 10. Oh, okay. I say okay. Let’s jump on the path. Had enough of that. The rods are smoother than the paths, but hey hole. So yeah, today what? Sun’s out now, though. Yeah. Yeah. So today I was going to go to uh in in towards London, but not as far just be on the outskirts. But we’re going to have to save that for another day next week maybe cuz I did plan to leave at 9:00 this morning. Uh Kimoot says it’s 7 hours. 7 hours and that’s not stopping. That’s without any technical issues going on with the stream like yesterday. So, not only I’ve got to get up for tomorrow cuz I really want to do that. It was windy up here the morning and cold. Oh, I don’t know if it was cold here this morning. I didn’t get up till 10:00, but it’s it’s it’s warm, but the wind is blowing. Wind is blowing. Okay, I need to go. Um, how do I get there from there? We don’t want to go that way. I’m just thinking of trying to take you a different way to Blue Bell Hill cuz it could get a bit monotonous. But then again, we get different people hanging about in the stream that may have not seen it, you know. So, we’ll just use this side of the road. Hey, combat. How you doing, buddy? Uh, what to eat? What to eat? Hi, how are you? Thank you for the follow. Blue Bell Hill. Yeah, I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill. That’s the only bit I know. And it might not have been Blue Bell Hill, was it? I don’t know. Where did he find his thrill? How are you? I tell I didn’t find any thrills yesterday. Not Blue Bell Hill. Was it Blue Bell Hill? I don’t know. I found my on rosemary topping. I don’t know. Oh, well, it was relaxing before I started talking. Oh, yeah. We are a bit relaxed here. Oh, really? Combat it. Rosemary topping’s not got the same quite No, it hasn’t. No. Um, oh, I don’t blame you, mate, cuz normally you normally catch me when you’re at work, but I appreciate you coming to say hi. He’s to Yeah. From a from a leaf or something. I mean, who would have said that? Oh, look at this. This is cuckoo spit. And the reason I know that is because I saw cuckoo spit. Have you ever seen a [ __ ] cuckoo anyway? All you see is their cuckoo spit, which is not even from a cuckoo, is it? Isn’t it a lobby or something? I don’t know. I don’t know. Someone correct me of horses. I don’t know. I haven’t done We could try it by making somebody an editor but I don’t know how to do that now says why are you so okay we’re back neighbor and he’s got barbecue want to give me some of his barbecue. Jeez. I’m just trying to get this sort of sync to connect. There we go. Right. I connected that before I left the house and it wasn’t connected. the hot spot. But yeah, when the phone rings, the stream goes off. That’s all I’m about. Um, yeah, we just have to do that bit. Hey, Duke. Too smoky. Too smoky. Too smoky to ride today. Why is it smoky? Get money She going to make it around here. Jeez. I think she thought she was pulling a trailer. Yeah. Look at that nice blue sky. You got to love it before it leaves. But I think we’ve got nice weather for the next week at least. Canadian upper atmosphere smoke and two is it? Huh? Whoa. Nearly flipped myself off the bike. Okay, so Heat. Heat. What? The guy on the mobility scooter, he properly win. They can go a lot longer than this bike, I think, at at speed. I didn’t I didn’t know that Wyomi would be affected by Canadian smoke. I don’t but you know you learn every day. I thought it might be too far away but I unless that’s just something they call it. I don’t know. When was it? Was it last Tuesday? Last I think it was last Tuesday or Wednesday that England down here was privileged to the Northern Lights, you know, the uh Larry Bolaris thing. Let’s get off this way. Bomb heat. Yeah. You know what? I’ve always wanted to see them, thinking that I’d have to go to Lapland, wherever. Wherever it is. And uh not Lapland, the other one. Anyway, wherever that is. And um but now you can see him in here. Down here, but you do need well, you only see a glare with the naked eye. You need to take photos. Yeah. And I don’t know if they stack them. So when you’re taking photos of a planet or the moon, I don’t know if it actually works with the moon. No, it’s nebulas. nebulas uh you know like uh clusters of old galaxies. Uh yeah, you take a photo, then you take another one, then you take like 50 photos. Let’s say it was of um there’s a a nebula in Orion’s belt. You know, the three stars, they should be seen soon. um or the horse nebula, the horse head nebula, which is quite a good one. Hi. You would um you would stack them all on top of each other. I tried a cheat one time. I got a really good photo of the Orion Nebula and then I thought, “Okay, I’ll just duplicate it like 30 times and then stack it.” But it doesn’t work. You can’t do it like that. cuz the stacking process recognizes it’s the same image. Okay. The last two summers ruined by California and Canadian fires. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, I can understand the Cali one, but Canadian Canada should be right, mate. Yeah, by stacking the photos it brings out more detail, but I don’t know if you do it with the moon. Don’t think so. Yeah. So, that’s ruined your day then or week for go cycling them. You need some wind. Blow it all away. I know we came along this road yesterday, but you know, we got to use the same roads to get out of this place. Well, buddy, I hope you have a good ride. Stay safe, man. My bed is calling my name. Cheers, medic. You have a good evening, mate. Sleep well or good day. Sleep well. Thanks for saying hi. Push push push push push. Push, push, push, push, push. That gets your heart going. Oh, back down back. It’s going okay. You should see it on the screen. Um well, if you if you’re watching I don’t know what device people are watching on, but it does seem that a lot of people do watch on their phone or well Android. Um, if you’re watching on a on a normal cell phone, you probably won’t see the computer. It’ll just be a blob. It’s surprising how how much your heart rate how much your heart races. Uh, still exercise being on this bike. Legs still hurt from yesterday. 100 km ride an overnight camp on pause for cleaner air. Really? Is that how far you’d have to go? God. Actually, we should see if we can get this bike on the taxi over towards Essex if they allow it. You know, should pop by there one time. Unfortunately, that’s in the other direction. No. I don’t know. How dogs that don’t like cyclists. They need to go see the dog doctor, the dog hustler. Can’t remember his name. That’s my two summer challenge. Oh, that’s your two summer challenge. Okay. Challenges. down there. So, we’ll take this little back route and we’ll go and join that motorway a little bit further down. Viper’s dream. Viper’s dream as in snake. Summer might end before smoke goes away or not. Oh. Does that happen every summer? Sure. Someone just threw a conquer at me. happening more now. Oh, really? Butter peanut butter says stretch. Will they say everything’s going to get worse? and are falling early. The horse chestnuts are all stretch. It’s a good idea actually have a little stretch. Hi May, how are you? This is Nor. Oh, thought that was just a fly that went in my ear. Howdy. Sounded bee or waspish. Hello, Mayay 113. May, how’s your day going? Hope you’re having a great day. You’re breaking up. I can’t hear you. Oh, let’s get down here. Maybe we should have took the main road and had all of the noise instead of no connection. It’s, you know, it’s one of those. It’s either no noise or no connection. We’ll be all right once we get into the town. Meow. Meow. Meow. Mr. This is one hell of a hill, ain’t it? Lovely lane. It is a lovely lane. But you wouldn’t want to come hurtling down here. Jesus. There’s a lot of debris on the ground to come sliding off of. right here. Oh, that sun. That sun feels lovely after being in there. We could have went straight on the lane as well. Straight on, but the rest not otherwise we’ll get lost. Only thing I do La. Didn’t Yeah. Yes. Okay. It didn’t like it down there, did it? Okay. That’s uh we won’t be going into any more countryside or trees or bushes or no more. Not today. Thank you for the stretch. Yeah, we’re live. Just making sure So, it’s F1 weekend this weekend and I would normally I would normally be indoors watching the qualifying and then tomorrow the the race That wind. Oh my god. We like a bit of racing. We like a bit of F1. Where is it at this weekend? Uh Italy. Ila. either Imillet or Monza. Um the Ferrari Scooter Derry track I believe. Don’t know. I haven’t seen any of it. I’ve been out. But our little British lad Norris, he’s uh he’s up for the the win this week himself. You know, he wants it. He wants he wants the championship. He wants to win a championship, but he’s got this little Aussie guy who’s got more points than him at the minute. 34 points in front, 10 races to go. And our little British lad Norris, he had a engine failure last week. So he didn’t score any points. So it was pretty close in points until last week. So he needs to redeem himself. And uh Pastry needs to have a little I don’t know mechanical or something to gain it all back. So it’s going to be touch and go. There is a medium bike race today. Couple hundred miles. Fast guys get black for free. Utah to have a couple hundred miles. Really? Fast guys get a a black lung. Oh yeah, a black lung. Yeah. Yeah. I’m surprised I haven’t got a black lung to be honest. The amount of um buses that I used to draft when I was living in London used to come home. My nose was black. Black snuts is not good. But that’s why we have nose hair to stop all that, you know, apart from going in your mouth. Tonsils. Tonsils. But I don’t like those hair myself. I couldn’t eat a full lot, you know. We haven’t been down here for a few months actually. Is liking the ride? Yeah, he seems to enjoy it. Um the amount of speed that he gets out of it. Um I think he does. Um we was out he was yesterday he he nearly tipped it over twi. No, he drifted once in the woods and then he nearly tipped it over another time in the woods around the the next corner. It was uh but unfortunately no one saw that cuz I didn’t have any signal. So yeah, but yeah, I think if I was on that, I’d have uh brighter colors on it. I would definitely wear some sort of headgear because you you don’t have to have a traditional helmet these days. You can get a helmet that looks like a beanie. I don’t know what you use, but he says that uh when he wears his helmet, it um it pushes your head forward because of the headrest. I don’t know how his legs are today, but he was pushing it and he had to get back home. I left I left him up at Blue Bell Hill and he said he’s going to make a canopy for it. So, he’s going to put some time into it. He must be liking it. Oh, bacon and sausage. Nice. Right. From here, we got to find the river. Lean into corners when going fast. Well, in the woods he was going slow. Well, slowish, but it was it nearly tipped off it because the bank was like this. And yeah, it went down and around and like this. Oh, le yeah he was leaning. Yeah, I wonder why he was leaning. Yeah, he was definitely leaning. All right, I did have a little go, but It was only on the straight, you know. Adjust neck rest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you can I don’t know if you can adjust the headrest, but I know you can adjust the seat. It’s slid up and down. But he was talking about getting front suspension on it, changing the whole front beam. la. I wear a mountain bike helmet. Huh? A mountain bike helmet. I think he’s got a cuz of the higher back. I think he’s got a one of those. What was that guy beeping at? Was it just a mistake? I thought I had all me stuff hanging out of the bag. Oh, damn. That’s what we should have done this where. Oh, the river’s back there, you know. Well, the beginning of it. And ah, now we’re only going to see a little bit of it. All around. I don’t know what’s down here. Let’s go have a look. DRD phone to tablet headphones. There’s the river. How clever am I? No dramas. Nice. We found the river. Hello. No, they’re not bothered. They don’t want a stroke. Too many squirrels around. Oh, that’s probably what it is. Yeah. Worried about lights. Ah, okay. Say hello. Hello. Oh, there you go. They needed your permission, it seemed like. Have a good day. I’m saying Woof woof. They were some sort of poodle dog, weren’t they? Thank you. That’s all right. Thank you. Did one’s a bit a bit dull. Ding ding. At least you smiled today. He just chuckled to himself. I said ding. He said a ling Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I think we lost it a bit in there, didn’t we? What the thing is they know they can look We lost it. What time is it there? Yeah. Um 2:00 2:00 in the afternoon. Yeah, that’s all right. Why the hell would he be me? Not mate. I was going to get killed by all the others. Yeah, you too. You too. Yeah. And it’s Saturday, so I don’t know. Everyone’s going down the town. I guess this is the the towns down here. Uh the main the county town. The What is it? Yeah. Maid stone. Maid stone. Oh yeah. I’ve removed where I am, haven’t I? The location. I’ve removed it from the overlay. There’s glass everywhere. Oh, it’s nice down here. You know, the river’s a bit low. It seems people’s all working on their boats. We have passed uh a mooring a boat moing area cuz I’m in the speed boat. It’s gone a bit slow. Quite a bit slow for a speed boat. Weather claiming unhealthy air till Monday. Is it really? Who’s this then? I could sit on a bench there all day. Yeah, I was going to do it, but I was going to sit down and have a chill by the river. There’s a a cruise boat here. Look. And then there’s another boat that does coffee. The Kentish Lady. This one license bar. It’s an hour a 1 hour trip along the river. You You don’t go far. Not in an hour. Okay. So, the Is it this one? Oh. Oh, jeez. Don’t let go your bike. Sugar coffee shop was there. That was James. That was James. James. James who? James Dean. James Cook. James Bond. Okay, the coffee shop’s gone. Which was a boat. The goblin. James the goblin. Goblin. James. Gobble, gobble, gobble. There’s a nice old building. Look. What do you reckon are them? That one there with the Georgian Georgian architecture. Peep. Oh jeez. Idison. I don’t know how well it fits into the screen or not. Uh, actually, we could have a look. Oh, it could have been better. Very nice. It is, but you know the trees all the trees um the trees you can’t see the for the trees. All right, let me show you this. The peasants revolt. What’s this? I was going to show you the elephant. Going to show you look like a James. Oh, it looked like a James. The peasants revolt of 1381 was the first great popular rebellion in English history. Rebels from Kent and Essex under what? Under what? Tyler and John Ball marched on London to make a stand against the pole tax leveled by Richard II. Oh, I thought that was Maggie’s thing. The rebels cap wages and rising taxes over the preceding decade had created discontent among both architectural laborers, agricultural laborers, and the urban working classes. This growing tension exploded in June 1381. And by the end of the 5th of June, Maidstorm was involved. John B was freed from incarcination Mason Ash Palace. And according to the chronicle, it was here that Taylor was warted the rebels rebellion’s leader. Oh, and then they made a film out of it called Star Wars with a rebellion’s leader. London’s Burnham. After storming Canterbury, the rebels marched on London, entering the city on the 13th. In London, rebels destroyed government records and burnt major landmarks such as the Seavoy Palace. Despite attempts of the king to negotiate on the 14th, the rebels were able to force the surrender of the Tower of London for the only time in history. Oh, Sir Robert Hills, who were held responsible for the pole tax, were beheaded. Hang on. The chancellor, Archbishop Simon of Sudbury, and the treasurer, Sir Robert Hills, were beheaded. What Taylor met with Richard? Interesting. The following day, but was killed by the mayor of London in the king’s presence. What Taylor met Richard II the following day but was killed by the mayor of London. The king appealed to the rebels as their sovereign promising reforms and persuading them to disperse. Rights continued but after a month across the green rights continued for about a month across. Yeah, the region were whilst the majority of the king’s promises were forgotten. Now, the rebellion did prevent the levying of further pole taxes. God, look at their faces how they’re depicted. And why is it in color? Should it not be in black and white? There was no color in those days. That is quite interesting, isn’t it? There’s the side of the house. Power to the people. Yeah. Power to the people. But I wonder if this this this must be maybe something to do with what we’ve just been reading about. This doesn’t say what it is. Don’t know. But that’s a nice place, isn’t it? Do you reckon there’s ghosts in there? What do you reckon? There must be a couple of ghosts in the cupboard. Lovely manor house. Lovely manor house. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Then you got this big strap and old church here. Maybe this was built also in 1300s. It looks quite old, doesn’t it? I haven’t got t-shirts as old as this building. No, not anymore. Not anymore. Look at this. I think I have Look at this. All carved into the uh side of the building. It’s not the weep and Mary, is it? I know. I’m riding over some people’s graves. Hi, Captain 52. The grand entrance. Look. Sorry. The calf and church are closed today for wedding. Oh, there’s a calf in here. How cool is that? Oh, there’s a blushing bride in there somewhere. A blushing bride. Can you hear the music? Hang on a minute. How small is that door? That’s a small door, is it? Maybe it was lower at some time. Oh, do you reckon the floor? Oh, maybe. Oh, steps going down. Look. Yeah, because of this thing. Oh, that’s a good point. Might have been 9 foot long towel. Look, he pointed out there could have been steps. I bet he knows what it was. Huh? Just sirens. No, that’s what I was referring to. The music. Oh, sorry. No. They built a castle to look after the river next to the church. Oh, you know, sometimes we refer them to those weather veins. Well, this one’s a proper one. Sorry. This one is actually a weather [ __ ] Ain’t that cool? Hey, Gonna. I’ll hold it here. You can take a photo of this one. I’ll get off the bike and we’ll do a photo of the something else. I know. I know. I know. It’s frustrating when I move. I can hear you saying it. I can hear you all saying it. I’m not using that PP anymore because he keeps on bloody moving the camera. Come back when there’s no scaffolding. What scaffolding? Oh, yeah. I couldn’t see the scaffolding. Look at that. I didn’t even know there was scaffolding. Don’t fall off the bike. Oh, you maybe There you go. Is that all right for you? At least has got a timer on this PP like the other one. Actually, we might be able to get that at a different angle cuz that one nearly breaks me back. Thank you all. Right, let’s head into the town, shall we? I don’t know Maidstone Town much. And I know where I want to go and I know I have to go that way. But getting there, it we could be double and back and left and rights and whatever. and we’ll have a banana. But yeah, there’s a lot of history in there around here with the the castle shaped buildings. Don’t know when they were made. So this is where they went into the married people. But this place this is all just this is all offices now businesses. Look at that one there. Secret it is. That looks nice, doesn’t it? There looks lovely. Looks a bit weird with a car in front though. I could go to where I’m going on the road, but where’s the fun in that? Eh, uh, does this see me? Might have to wait for a bus to come along. Oh no, there we go. No, there was a camera there. I don’t know. I don’t know how intelligent uh traffic lights are these days, you know. with all this AI stuff. Have you seen the robots that have made it now? It’s absolutely crazy what they can do. But it always worries me. So, if one of these cyborg robots, you know, the ones that look like humans, they’re that intelligent. But what if it had, let’s say, it had an indicator or a light that flashed. Yeah. Obviously, that’s a relay that’s doing that. And then something went wrong with the intelligence of it. And then now it’s reading that flashing light is broken. Would it try to fix it then? You know what I mean? Cuz it was all right before and now is it reading it? Is it a broken light or not? The gift of Alexander Randall to this native town. Okay, I can think of better gifts. Really? Couldn’t you send a PlayStation or something instead of that statue? Why? I don’t know. There’s another wonky house over there. Little bit wonky. See you. No dramas. Ken qualifying. Qualifying. Yeah. See what I’m missing? Oh, Monton House. We must be past Monton. Avenue. That was the road that I took. Okay, I see the signs. I see the signs for where I want to go to. from the the cycling or walking signs. It’s this way. This one down here. Down here, but on the other side. Now it’s over there. Heat. Heat. Jeez, look at this Renault five. Another five turbo. You don’t see many of those about speed. What a palava that was. Don’t you think? Palava. What a palava. Heat. Heat. Nearly hit the bed. Historic spillway. An historic what? Historic spillway. Historic waterfall. Miniature model railway. Never seen that before. burning ground. You can come here and burn the ground. How bizarre. Sight of old mort house. Oh, calf in the toilets. Have I ever been to the calf in the toilets? So, we’ve got one, two, one, two, knock on me shoe, three, four, knock at the door. Hang on. Observe the neocclassical architecture of Mort House with all its Roman and ancient Greek inspired simplicity, symmetry and geometry. See where the local volunteers assembled to preparation on the planet was on the monument. Yeah, we’ve been there. Okay, let’s see if we can find the site of the old mole gate entrance golf club. Okay, keep writing the football pictures. Keep writing the football pictures. No, keep left of the football pictures. Keep the pitches to the right. Okay. But it would have been the old Mort or the new one. Mort house that’s Greek and Roman and symmetrical. I don’t know. We just have to wait and see. That’s if we find it. It’s very old, too. Never seen so many people here. Okay, there’s the football pictures. Got to keep looking at the signs. Why do birds walk and hop and stuff when they can fly? It’s a bit weird that is it. Why didn’t he just fly off? because we need to Oh, wow. The historic waterfalls on the left, but the old mort was somewhere else, wasn’t it? Should have took a photo. Let’s see what this sign says here. If not, we’ll go to the historic waterfall. There’s the new moat back there. More paths. There’s the pavilion thing. Weird. There’s no map. There’s no other maps apart from that one. Shame. We don’t have to go all the way over there. We can do it from here. But there’s the the pavilion that all of the people built. So about the uh Napoleon wars in respect to the mayor somewhere crazy like that. something a little crazy like that. So, where’s the old one? It’s going to have to be the new one. and the historic waterfall. I wonder what’s so historical about it. That doesn’t look great. What? doing. I’m No XMBBR. Here we are at Leeds Castle just there behind me. We’re in the grounds of Leeds Castle. Let’s just show you a little bit more. Here we go. Look. Are we there yet? Just around the corner, mate. 75 in Leeds Castle. We’re not going in. And we’re just on the outskirts using one of the cycle paths that you can go through on Leeds Castle on our way to Pilgrim’s Way. Oh [ __ ] Going left here. Okay, here we go. Sh. There might be a Bike did sound like it was going to fall apart. It’s weird. Good boy. I’m seeing things I’ve never seen in this park before. But now I can’t. There was a some sort of structure like a maple type but bigger. We might pass it on this road. I don’t know. It was over there somewhere. Nice. Ah, there it is. That’s what I saw. That thing up there. Look. But these are all new builds. Is this the mana house? Mo mana m house Soccer. Yeah, this is the new one. Wonder who lives here then. Very nice. It is, isn’t it? Construction of the motor house began in 1793. Okay. Grade two listed building. Georgian mansion remains the main focal point of the park. Get the hell out of here. It’s the water. There is that. Don’t look like that. Mort House estate. It’s got squirrels in the garden. Must be a nice place. Did you see the teenager in the window? Cro. Is it retirement home playing croet? But it’s a nice place to wake up to in the morning, is it? But for some reason, The saddle. Oh, the saddle is [ __ ] well hard. Hang on. Why? The gears are the wrong way around. What the hell? Oh, no. That’s all right. Carry on. No, carry on. No, no, after you. Oh, come on. Hurry up. Have a good day, guys. laugh at yourself. Even if you’re not, I don’t care. That’s what He’s told Definitely in a valley. Hey, I’m going to find you. Okay. Hi. There is other turnings on my left here to go back into the park. But that park is so vast. I get lost in there. But we’re probably a mile away from where I wanted to come out. But if I go into the park, it’s probably I don’t know it take two miles by the time I find it. There’s all these signs to say to which places like there was B said Downswood, but I don’t know where those places are. So we just got to lump it. Lump it in. See? There’s another one in there. Jesus. Yeah. Well, I don’t think we’ve been on this road before. Hey, Olga. Was there was there I didn’t notice. Oh, there’s some over there. They weren’t out there in the garden. Well, if I do hit her bin, I hope you let everyone else know. No, that’s all right. That’s all right. Well, you been around the block a few times. Don’t tell everyone. Jesus, there’s some bins. I can see those ones. They’re not camouflaged. They weren’t camouflaged next to a bush. Take a picture of that screen. Watch out for the small ones. Please smell. Yeah. Yeah. You don’t want to crash into one of those. Yeah. I think You’re more entitled to clean it up, I think, but then you don’t want to because of that’s just a lot of rubbish. A lot of rubbish. So, I’m sure one time I came on this way and I came across some sunflowers. Had a smiley face on it. Obviously, this was last year or it might been the year before. I think it was last year, but it was an accidental find. And recently it started bugging me to know where it is. So I don’t know exactly where it is. But this is a nice leafy road, isn’t it? I want to run to you. Oh, then he stopped. Very nice. It is, isn’t it? Very nice. There’s Porsman Pat there. Look, working his Saturday shift. Just need Fireman Sam now. Looks like a lot of gardening work. All pass. Yeah. They’re very, very English country gardens, aren’t they? Yeah. Yep. Grove Green Lane. There’s a dead end. Most of these haven’t got numbers. They’ve got names. The houses must be a nightmare for the posty. Has anyone ever been a post me? BRB washing into dryer. No. This one’s getting renovated. Typical English cottage. Oh, it’s had it the yolk taken off the walls. Um, this might lead me up the wrong track if I’m not careful. I think it will anyway. We’re off Green Lane again. What? That wasn’t a dead end. any weirdo. Any weirdos? Any weirdos? Talking of posty, I remember Linda Dvlet hurts address. That’s right. I remember that one now. Right. We can either go left. We can either go left, which I know is a bit dubious, or we can go straight on into the countryside. And there’s a turn on I’m not too quite sure of. Should we go that way? If I go left, it goes back into the towns in a similar Well, it’ll it’ll go on to the road we’ve already been on. What do you reckon? Straight on or left? Oh, any word on Zenica’s hub? Okay. Um, no. The last time I went left with Clive, someone got knocked down. It wasn’t us. We come across another cyclist. Got knocked down. Okay, I think we’ve I just had a sign say go straight on. Seems that you don’t want to make a decision. Oh, what’s he doing? Hold down. Oh yeah, yesterday. Yesterday, uh, I got back home after the stream, looked at the Discord photos, and there was a photo in there that don’t know how it got in there. So, I deleted that one cuz it was a photo of inside the house. Well, it was it was on me desk. The battery’s getting charged. I don’t know how it got in there cuz obviously that’s not working until and it was a viewer that had did it who did it which was bizarre. Oh, look how straight them bushes are. Oh my god. I think he’s used a ruler. Jeez. I guess no one saw it, so it’ll be all right. Another wonky house. coming along. Have you tested it since changing the front? No. Uh, I need to put the derelia the front derelia on the derelia that’s on on it. Uh, you know the Oh, she went down the stairs. Thought she disappeared. You know the um on the front earlier where your chain runs through those two metal parts. Well, on the track it’s only a short one. I need a longer one so then it doesn’t rub on it when it goes to the lower gears. Disappearing mini skirt. Yeah, the disappearing mini skirt walking dog. Yeah. Yeah, that was the dog had the miniskirt on. I looked down and then I looked up. She disappeared. And because she was like all dressed in black and you think uh she well she was a goth dressed like that I guess. But you know some people dress like that and they’re not into that sort of thing. They just like that style. It’s like I wear a bandana and you associate bandanas with Harley-Davidsons and men with tattoos and stuff like that but I don’t have a Harley-Davidson. I don’t have a tattoo. It’s just that I prefer bandanas to a hat. Uh any like a a baseball cap. I’m not really into baseball caps. Although I did wear one and I’ve got a few uh when I was remote control flying for the sun. You could tilt it. Tilt your head and then the sun disappears. Jeez. Did you see the two people on the side of the Oh, they sat down. I thought they were statues. Oh, okay. So, we’re going to go up Boxley Hill. What’s that? Is that a train line or a road? Okay. Go through the avenue of trees again. Oh yeah. grapes. You heard it through the grape vine. Is all mine. Look at them all. Fields of them. Rows and rows and rows and rows of them. How cool is that? They’re not very big bunches of grapes. They’re only like about that high. They’re not huge as you would expect. Red red grapes. They look like they’re not green grapes. 2. Heat. Heat. Get down. Oh my god. Heat. Heat. Here comes the dodgy rod. Really cool. I’ve sat on most bikes, but not a Harley-Davidson. And that’s why I’ve got an electric bike that goes fast. Use it when I need it. Surprised that road that road was quite um quiet, but then that car decided to take overtake me, which was a bit stupid. No, this image here I thought I’d come back to look at because where are they? Um, they’re goats, right? Oh, they’re sheep. Rams. Are they rams? I don’t know if they’re goats or rams or sheep. But there’s a field for the black black sheep. Black sheep or black rams cuz they’ve all got horns. You all right? Some mold up there on the hill. Oh, getting a bit dirty here. Lift that overtake for you. No, you did. Yeah, it was a bit wasn’t wasn’t um you could have chose a different place really. I just waited. Dicey. Yeah, a little bit dicey. That’s it. Little bit dicey. That was a bit dicey, mate. What’s going on? I don’t think I’ve had enough sleep. Sheep, my guest. Huh? Sheep. Yeah, they looked a bit different for some reason. Why put a sign like this here looking this way? Oh, okay. A map of where we are. If we don’t know where we are. Oh, we’re we’re at Boxley Warren. The steep hills of the Warren where all the rabbits live. a viewpoint. They put a chair here, even give you a nice back rest with snakes and [ __ ] and flowers on it. But then they don’t come and trim this. So in 10 years time, this is just going to be a waste of a chair. and the view. That looks interesting to go down there one day, doesn’t it? Yeah, the ro Noah says I’ll be out tomorrow again. We’re going to the flying field. I’m getting reprimanded. Oh, it’s probably because I mentioned sleep. I need sleep. See their sheep? They’re sheep without any tusks on the roofs on their head. Hey, tuskless. Hey, tuskless. And they got black jackets and white heads. Hey, Tusklus. Come and get your dinner. Mint sauce. Come on. Mint sauce. No, I think sheep are deaf. I think they’re deaf, you know. No, they haven’t got any tuskies cuz cuz Oh, we’re back live. Did I say good night? Sleep well. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It’s getting more and more of a grown here. Down the shell on the floor. Oh my god. Sharp as hell. everywhere. Good night. Um, yes. Much appreciated. Thanks for time. I bet the stream’s going in and out at the wrong times, isn’t it? We got to stay away from having fun in the woods. You go into the woods and you got to make sure you don’t get hit by anything. Where are you going? Back. You’re going back to nowhere. Going back to and back to Europe. Nowhere. Huh? Norway? No. Germany. Germany. Yeah. Ah, okay. Jeez. Where have you Where have you come from? Where did you end up in England? And uh started from Dover. Yeah. Then we went down to Sun Coast to to Plymouth. Hi. Yeah. Plymouth. All right. Exactly. And then back to the country to Stonehenge, Oxford, and then to London. Oh, nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. What a very nice discovery of the country. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good one. I’d love to do I’d love to go over there and do some maybe to uh Amsterdam, maybe touch Germany sometime. Yeah. Very nice to cycle. It’s quite flat, isn’t it? Yeah. Very flat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But we come from the German Alps, so there it’s not very flat. No, it wouldn’t be flat in German Alps. No, no, no. Excellent. Okay. So, you got to be in Dover today? No, no, no. Just leisurely. Is it just leisurely? Cool. Do like 90 day or something like that? 90 miles a day or Ks Ks. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that’s good enough. That’s good enough. That’s enough. That’s enough. Yeah. Campsites. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Good. Good. Okay. I won’t let you I won’t stop you any longer. All right. Enjoy your journeys. Bye. See you. Germany. You know, every other European country puts us to shame as in language. All I could say to him in German was probably Vei Talivu and that’s as much of Italian I know. Treben la. did my heart jump then. Oh god. He wasn’t going wasn’t going fast. It was just the total shock of us meeting on that corner like that. It’s good job I wasn’t a car. I’m sure that’s two-way. It’s a two-way. Afternoon no breaks. Hey Zippy, how are you? afternoon. We’ve just been to the local town. Well, not local to me. It’s the um we just been to Medstone and then to the big park there. Got lost in the park a bit. Went to look at for some some structures that were said to be in there, but I couldn’t find any. But we’ve had a day out in the fresh air, which is always nice. You think nice fresh air for you. O, it’s been quite a nice day in the sun. Top up me tan. Although my legs are starting to get a bit white now because I’ve got shorts on. I got like recycling shorts and then cargo type shorts. Just got back from my ride to Sandal Castle which is in Wakefield and Old Chapel on the Bridge in Wakefield Ponttorack raceourse and finally Pontiff Castle. Oh that sounds bloody gorgeous mate. That sounds gorgeous. Did you happen to take any photos of them castles? I like the look of a castle. Yes, they all can. Oh, are they? Oh, okay. Uh, what’s your name on Kimoot? Do we follow each other on Kimoot? Get off my ear. Oh, okay. If I can get off the middle of the road, could kill us all. Big truck come flying around here. I thought I’d be original. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Get out of the way. Blow me half. Ah, just before you came in, we just met two cyclists that had come from Germany. This is the wrong road. Yeah, they were they traveled from Germany, West Germany, I think he said, and he went down to Plymouth and uh and back he went other places as well. All into London. Yeah. down the down the coast from Dover to Plymouth and then from Dover to London and then uh heading back home. It’s this one. Oh, we’ve done a couple of U-turns today in the park. That boat park is absolutely huge. But you don’t know they’re the wrong way until you actually do it, isn’t it? So, catch you later, Duke. Thanks for hanging out today. Much appreciated. Yeah, I don’t know where that road goes. it probably end up in a dead end because all here there’s like GTA houses, you know what I mean by GTA houses, multi-million pound houses, um all looking over, you know, these these hills and the fields and all the countryside basically. without you turns isn’t a proper ride in my eyes without U-turns. No, that’s right. Yeah. Look, we could stop and I could Oh my days. I could show you that house down there if you’ve ever just look at a GTA a GTA footage on YouTube. Um, that was that one down there at least. It wasn’t poured concrete floor driveway. It was It was marble tiles. Looked like marble tiles anyway. Oh, that’s all right. No, that’s all right. I don’t expect everyone to be in here all the time or every you know every minute and second I’m alive. Not all of me family come and see me on me streams. I don’t expect strangers to, you know. But we’re not getting strangers anymore. We’re more of acquaintances, aren’t we? everyone acquaintances and friends. We may lose a little bit of connection coming up to the top of Blue Bell Hill here, but it’ll come back. Friends from a part. Yeah. Friends of another. Oh, I don’t know. Isn’t it brothers and sisters of another mother? That’s about right. Y how are You do bit weird. Little bit weird. Come on. Don’t fail me now. Come on. Okay, we’re back. Hi everyone. How you doing? Woo. You might recognize this road from this morning or this afternoon or whenever it was earlier today. I promise. Yeah. So, tomorrow, um, the weather should be like this, so it should be good. Uh, we’ll be going back down to the flying field where they’ve got another competition going on. I don’t know exactly what time it starts. I would presume 12:00. We’ll see if we can get there before 12. What do you reckon? I should print out the uh the rules also of these maneuvers they’ve got to do in their airplanes. But it should be a good day out down by the beach also. How come no one can lay a flat path? There’s like undulations in there like the moon. But there they’ll be different. Hopefully they’ll be different airplanes than from last time cuz that one was advertised as a scale day. This one’s advertised as a fun day as in fun flyers. So yeah, we’ll take a picnic. Got to take a picnic. It already is, but it kind of is. So, I guess Heat. Heat. Cheers, pal. I don’t know. Oh, we didn’t say hello to YouTube today. Hello, YouTube. We forgot to say hello to YouTube. I think the brakes are getting a bit low at the back. That grinding noise. The front one squeak. Headset needs tightening. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Down there to the right is where we went to that um old fort that now is a vis. business park just around there behind there. Look, it turn Oh, that’s all right. That was somewhat on the road. didn’t come off this bike. It’s nearly going to do it. Nearly going to do it. I thought, “No, I best not.

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