SIDEMEN RACE ACROSS AN ISLAND

Today we’re racing across an island in the middle of the ocean…

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🔵 JOSH (Zerkaa)
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🔴 HARRY (W2S)
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🔵 VIK (Vikkstar123)
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🔴 JJ (KSI)
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🔵 TOBI (Tobjizzle)
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🔴 ETHAN (Behzinga)
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🔵 SIMON (Miniminter)
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hello and welcome to another Side Men Sunday today I have put the boys into three teams to race across the island of MadiRaa toby and Vic Simon and myself are starting at the most western point in cars and we racing all the way across to the most eastern point whereas JJ Harry and Ethan on the other hand believe they are physically superior to us they want a real challenge so I’ve started them at the highest point of the island with free mountain bikes and their job being cycle all the way to the end point bustling us in the cars and as always in a siren race each team have a western point of Madiraa uh these are our tasks and these are your tasks it doesn’t feel sunny i touched your ass jesus why is it so cold what the [ __ ] it’s cold and wet i feel like I’m in England oh [ __ ] hey what is this are we okay no this ain’t it man are you marching us off the edge our tasks are to make a real music video for Vickar Chemical no AI allowed thank you Josh i’m needed to do this no I need this i need this i need this right now stop to have a meal at a place of our choice that’s unreal spend exactly €1,000 but no item can cost more than €100 buy a souvenir to take home do something you’ve never done before and spend 20 minutes relaxing somewhere this is a great day fantastic we have the exact same as you except not the music video we have to make the most impressive scrapbook of your trip oh open it so we’re just having a nice day while the other teams Well speak for yourself i’m [ __ ] with Josh mate okay guys okay oh thank you what is this man oh lovely view oh yeah oh lovely view oh yeah i can see everything oh it’s amazing so great wow that’s pretty cool that is very Jock swap with me huh what you say wow so we’re going to do self shot selfshot music video you can direct it sick can I upload it on my channel sick prove you can cycle the whole way oh wait what is this oh this is our task prove you can cycle the whole way let’s do that stop to have a meal at a place of your choice that’s easy enough spend exactly €1,000 no item cost more than $100 that’s fine uh buy a souvenir to take home easy do something you’ve never done before okay and spend 20 minutes relaxing somewhere oh that sounds lovely all right then it’s a good day with all the lights here should we get down from here maybe enjoy your day enjoy your day bye guys do you want to be in the start of the music video i want a shot of Josh looking out into the distance like this it’s quite like a robotic look this is going to be one of the deadest things ever maybe start on Josh and then and then where he’s looking down there zoom out from your head you ready yes yes come on are you ready yeah man after you after you gone after me actually after you Ethan you got the M oh we [ __ ] me [Music] mate the front that front brake is so uh Yeah I had a word using the front brake down which is the front one yeah that look like a Chris Droke [Music] [Laughter] shall we go yeah we should probably get a move right all right let’s go [Music] no no boys we did sign up to this didn’t we we asked for this we did say Jesus Christ i can’t break right it’s just going to ahead of me we’re off this is ridiculous you You wanted to do this you wanted this yeah well I’m having regret as soon as we get out of the clouds we’ll be fine mate i haven’t pedled once it’s a piece of piss bro this This is some dusty crusty camera it’s not dusty crusty this is a classic bro is this music video going to be so bad that the people actually are grateful for that maybe why oh this is not nice why did we do this we should have got a higher car we should have got a higher car this is such a better idea when you didn’t know the weather what are we doing and my hands are bolting as well i got two gloves on oh bro it is so cold it is so cold [ __ ] my hand yeah yeah i like that that was nice it would feel wrong not to have some form of Ronaldo souvenir yeah you know what I really want i want a small bust of the statue though that statue the one that is the laughable one it doesn’t exist anymore huh yeah it got replaced cuz it got it got ridiculed so much a And there was another one that existed that uh they used to touch his penis all the time well that wouldn’t count as something I’ve never done before so yeah at every checkpoint we get to Mhm we do we do some running towards the camera away from the camera past the camera and then we can like quick we you’re the star it’s just me it’s just me every checkpoint we get to do some running okay fine you’re shooting you’re shooting you got the creative vision and I’m just running for no reason no reason oh my god this was meant to be sunny this was such a bad idea i can’t see [ __ ] what are we doing my eyes i got You know when your ears are cold and you get a headache oh Jesus what are we doing also I thought the clouds were only at the top we’re [ __ ] We’re still in them oh one more thing before we started each of the teams randomly selected two joker cards they can open at any point during the day and these can either be good bad or even just plain stupid we have um the wild cards in your pocket yeah so So we have to we we have to open both of those before 2 p.m i reckon we open one at 11:00 so that’s in an hour’s time and one at 12:30 midoro gargant what do you think that is miridor see see if you remember your Portuguese skills i’ve never What Portuguese I found you I found you in Portugal Miriduru gargant so it’s a big uh big cavern a giant cavernous ignous rock formation am I close uh a large cow what’s Miridoro in Portuguese i don’t I don’t speak Portuguese how you doing JJ i can’t see anything down there what look at that view it doesn’t this is maybe one of the best views in Europe where we can’t see a [ __ ] thing [Music] jesus Christ we got cars coming the other way oh man honestly this is a suicide job i’m still confused what a thunder is a garanda thunder is that What’s that that is just a tr We’re just in a field we’re in someone’s garden i think we’re here oh yes oh wow jesus lads lads mate my hands are so cold have we made a grave mistake here boys yeah we made a horrible i think we might have made a grave mistake simon’s pissing himself is helping you right now simon’s had the last laugh here hola Dondes F this way Sue see fluent Portuguese you only speak Portuguese not Spanish is a thunder just a cliff it is isn’t it it’s a cliff no can I see the thunder a waterfall [Music] look at that well how can we appreciate this view this is our first stop i believe it has something to do with what’s down there so should we go have a look let’s go and have a look yes oh here we go oh here we go so what is this is it like a bunker it looks like a bunker connects the built heritage the nature and the wild fun city views following large we have the city views oh yeah i see them see when the sun’s out it looks lovely from here that’s beautiful all right come on boys we made such an error look at this artwork this is arts this is You may not like it but this is what peak male creative performance looks like oh wow oh yeah there we go they got a [Music] ganto one checkpoint down i have to submit it into the group chat and then we will get given checkpoint too oh this is this is sick this looks like the uh like one of those tunnels from Monica it looks like one of the tunnels that we see on those videos where there’s landslides and stuff you know those wishful thinkers oh no do you know what we should have so you see the start where you’re looking out to see mhm which should be like you’re looking for purpose and then you take like a chemical pill or something and then you just start running everywhere i turn into the scat yeah the scat yeah it just becomes the scattiest video ever and the real chemical was the friends we made along the way exactly hey what’s up enjoying the view oh wow what it won’t stop should we Should we get back on the road a rocket glue no let me just enjoy this okay wow oh yeah yeah this is worth it this is This is what This is what it’s all about here wow this is it the cloud’s moving though at least look we got You can see it it’s moving it’s the Teletubby it’s the What is the Teletubby hill we’re the [ __ ] where the shitty telet is with like things could we go in is it a hole oh I bet it’s warm in there yeah it might be well it’s warming out here is it Does it Can you see the ground no is it a well it might be oh yeah i think say something crazy you could fall in there and actually die say something crazy into it jesus Christ 31 minutes portoman’s natural swimming pools get yourself wet i’m not going to make it there if Cole plays on I’ll kill myself yeah we have a 1 hour cycle oh 1 hour can we maybe take some breaks cuz I I’m going to lose my fingers yeah we can but we’ll start doing jumps when we Oh yeah we are on a race as well i forgot we on a race [ __ ] hell [ __ ] hell this wind ain’t helping oh it’s windy i think we can save you anymore i want to go home i want to go home i love England look at JJ this place girl [Music] i feared we’d encounter this problem he’s gone we’ve lost him we’ve lost him in the in the m Where is he i bet he can’t do his Oh he he doesn’t want the gear no so he would have just So according to Google Maps we’re currently driving into the sea yes let’s go we are literally I’ve never done this before take that off phenomenal so there we go we are about We are about We are about We are about [ __ ] me i missed line bite yeah me too a little boost yes yes mate they’re cycling up there mate that’s crazy that’s [ __ ] yeah oh the hit me with a drone shot right now that’s what I want oh look at the mountains of Madiraa everyone look at Gargan Thunder look what we saw what a great place this is i wonder how the bicycle team are getting [Music] on wind [Music] there’s a bit of sun can you hear me calling out your name i wonder how Toby and Vic are [Music] doing want to be with you everywhere [Music] my hand isn’t open [Music] oh oh what a [Music] spot we’ve arrived at our first checkpoint very sick we actually have a waterfall which will be perfect for our very real music video what an unreal place by the way look at that stunning stunning there’s a bit of sun the sun oh it’s so windy oh it’s getting a bit nicer yeah yeah I can live with this yeah I can live with this jj getting on holding up the whole He’s flying he’s flying look like I don’t know if the GoPro is doing justice to how high up that is do you know what director Tobes that door is quite interesting can you see me i’m getting dizzy what is bro doing okay that door is quite interesting we should get a shot of me walking down from that door woo shall I Shall I be running down or walking down what do we think walking with purpose [Music] [Laughter] i’m not built for this life let’s do one running so we have it all right go [Music] that was pretty clean Vic let’s go [Music] yeah you see that come on i would be with you everywhere [Music] yo yo hey there’s there’s a wildlife Toby there’s our wildlife this is sick oh there we go that’s the I think I think we The nightmare’s over yeah I think yeah we’re okay you reckon jesus Christ that was dreadful hi-ho hi ho it’s off to work we go with a shovel and a spade and a hang grenade hi ho hi ho this is so much nicer oh this is lovely now way better wait Toby stand here i’ll stand on that rock get a shot of the waterfall wait there i’m going to zoom out from the waterfall so it would appear that we got distracted by the waterfall and that was actually not our checkpoint that we were sent there’s a statue over here that we saw on the way in so that’s our checkpoint the man yeah the statue the man is it Ronaldo but I’ll lift you out [Music] we’re going to be the cyclist [Laughter] he made me jump i did not realize what was happening nick stole my bike stole my bike stole my bike where are you [Music] cracker cracker cracker [Laughter] we saw the sun briefly for like a second and since then it’s not come back and we’re back in the freaking trenches man no hey that man’s got his cheeks out cheed up how about we get a shot where I’m stood with my head just in between his cheeks so that would be good for the music video your head in between his cheeks if you want to do that we can do that [Music] cheeks i’mma get all up in all up in those jeans this height is crazy by the way they they’ve planted this at a great a great height we’re the protectors of the cheeks vick’s coping a feel of a butt maybe that’s Sanki’s armor for a waterfall a waterfall thunder a thunder a GoPro quick a you missed it [ __ ] all right i’m going to skim this stone it’s going to bounce 17 times and I want you to capture every single time it bounces okay what hand are you using this one you’re skimming like that wait don’t do it yet okay all right here we go it’s gone down like a rock it’s been a while all right it’s been a while or a road i think I see this i get your GoPro out then you feel your I think I see the Tell me what you see i think I see the ball show me what you see i think I see the ball what’s happening here then what is that what they’re selling flowers i think it’s Rest in peace he just banned him what’s this then my My feet are wet my toes are cold my hands are cold my knees are cold dirty toes i’m wet did I mention I’m wet and I know the other team is just enjoying their time down the town it’s probably sunny they don’t know the suffering we’re going through aquinos nature where’s the pool down there i think there’s a beer house i can’t really do that whilst driving um I was told there’s a lot of shops here so if you want to spend money this would be our a good time to spend some money okay well we should go to the aquarium we go to the pools first that’s our checkpoint photo yeah and then Ry aquarium miridoro that way don’t know where Miridoro is there’s a shop over there look by Park we know that let’s go to the pool let’s go to the mall wow i mean it’s a natural pool is it warm i don’t know it’s It’s natural made from the sea but I want to know if it’s warm based on that [ __ ] it’s quite warm it’s getting clearer yeah yeah i’ve I haven’t had to pedal once for the past 10 minutes which is great but also I like to be warm feel I feel like feel like we I can see sun i see sun [Applause] yes we did it we got the trenches it’s a bit [ __ ] bit run down what’s going on here yeah what’s going on oh hello drone hey that’s a bit more like it with the views i’m really trying to enjoy this but all I can think of is like Salah’s X Vins are low de Bruyne is not going to play either watch your forehead JJ safe we’ve lost the charging cable for this camera and it’s already at one bar however we trust in McLaren and I’ve got the multi-tool of dreams are you getting paid for this because why oh wait no no no wait it’s every other one no it’s right there Vic no no it’s not micro USB no no this is like micro USB stinker USB oh no is that a golf it’s a golf course is that a golf course it is a golf course oh it’s a beautiful looking golf course as well oh no he’s made you cycle faster he has he’s done this on purpose look at the undulating greens wow the rolling hills wow oh JJ get out of the middle of the road i just love snorting the lines oh are we stopping at the golf course are we stopping at the gut no we’re not [ __ ] we’re going back up a hill [ __ ] off we’re going up there oh [ __ ] oh Christ oh no oh no no no oh no oh boys oh no yeah this is [ __ ] oh no oh dear oh no okie dokie how do we just pay to go in it’s just Oh let’s just let’s just do €6 could we get two people please a photo of me at the waterfall on the Polaroids photo of you and like you just in the scrapbook you have to write like went for a swim oh look how sick that is wa yeah look at this bit oh that’s out of spot i think I get a photo of you in there i went for a swim dipping my toes in the worst thing is there’s not really anything like in sight no i’ve got a better idea for the love of the game [Music] you tell me how it feels see if it’s worth it or not wait how far you going in i’m using like it’s a blocking camera how far am I going i was feeling like it’s a blocking camera hey mate how far are you going for a swim yeah bro’s got his whole fires out is it cold do you want to look at me or do you want to face away i don’t want my shorts to get in the water what a picky i want to go somewhere i want to do something i think we’re going harry I think you might be doing something what harry club did go oh yes wait we actually Oh yes are we actually playing golf oh look at that look at that oh my look at the view look at that look at that that’s pretty oh my god mate no my shorts are wet no oh yeah why’d you go that far i said just do this i committed why did you go that far i’m wearing speeders bro wait get a selfie now now they do say we’d have to spend some money do some golf balls could do with some golf balls i So it’s going to be under $100 or 100 quid $100 sorry i keep forget where we are one hole one hole yeah could I please get a box of the TP5X stripes can I have a hat yeah okay hold on we’ll get a hat as well please oh this look at this okay this little gem sat there a spider GT cool it’s on the budget oh it’s on the nose it’s bang on seem rude not to mate you could pop with it today i could pop with it today i like it yeah we’ll take it i’m sold mate here we go this is it this is the one oh there we go that’s stunning and that we have to do we have to conserve battery have to conserve that’s part of the challenge otherwise the music video will stop halfway through and it’ll be replaced with AI ai images generated from the first half you know it doesn’t run out of battery ai am I going to curve it maybe not beautiful all right we have arrived you got to swing it in this way now can’t sticking out of it we have arrived huh do you want to lift to the curb it’s not my finest work [ __ ] hell we haven’t You haven’t got a towel i don’t know how you’re going to dry off you going to shake your ass yeah lead up lean up lean up to your bum to your bum it is 11:09 which means I’m 9 minutes late for this yeah you’re a card okay i’m going to choose remember who’s good or bad by the way it could stiff us this one this one oh you sure that one this one’s coming back at 12:30 12:30 12:39 now [Music] remember read and go every time you cross a road from now on you must moonwalk across it we’re in a town we’re in a town it’s for the rest of the video for the rest of the video we’re on second checkpoint every row we’re so like barely in the video every row just little let me see your move you I can’t I can’t oh oh okay sideways okay a sideways one hit it yeah that’s pretty good that’s really good actually oh you like that that’s That was really good what is this chocolate popcorn or something chocolate and popcorn no just chocolate just chocolate oh can I have one no good thank you yeah he he bought like a I bought as well yeah I like these balls i think so oh no [Laughter] are you all right no I’m all right i’m all right [Music] why why what yeah okay oh you spare a pair of socks mate €94 i think it’d be a smart idea just to actually say yes to spending i don’t think I’ll say yes yeah 100% i’ll buy a pair of sunglasses but which like the d the dharmas [Music] why you laughing at me they’re not even straight the earings aren’t straight why is your face wonky yeah I like those look at this brand new set tp5x Spider GT yeah and a towel as well wow hat hat mate we’re flying yay forward ride me there we go pause off we go do not say that out loud we’re going We’re going to the fronties we’re not We’re not going to do it for dodgy let’s not be silly right boys if we don’t make a par as a threeman scramble we have to uh we have to all smack each other’s bums okay yeah okay all right sure well done how does this uh whole play Harry uh pretty long yes pretty long um I reckon you you just fade one over the bunkers no yeah yeah basically straight over that hill i reckon you’ve got the shot shade mate oh yeah yeah yeah straight into wind into wind over the bunkers and in fairway and rig right let’s get one in play here yes that would be fantastic then we can make something happen cuz otherwise we’re in big trouble mate oh right i don’t know where that went that’s in the trees what someone else got hit one simon what is this touching is that hat i think you have to get the hat they’re not going to have your size they have XL how does it laughing odds on you getting Talia a bracelet that’s not her name but it needs to be like close enough like Tatiana tanya tanya close enough you should get her Tanya i feel like this is just a humiliation ritual for me [Music] all right we have arrived at Calha i’m going to queue you in to run okay stand over here when you’re ready go [Music] there’s no intensity in that run more intensity more intensity he directs like a true director you’re going to sprint yeah go [Music] yes need to cross maybe i can’t ankle these were brand these were brand new shoes these are brand new shoes today oh it’s pissed off for us [Music] thank you oh no another crossing can do it in it’s like really stony though too talking post alone say my moonwalks aren’t moonwalks yeah I’m just walking backwards now so we’re going to need to get about 200 yards out of this one JJ to have a real shot at par here really yeah the run’s really into us here okay that’s gone backwards come on this is what you’re made for yeah this This is This is big wedge yes [ __ ] hell my [ __ ] she’ll play it’ll play it’ll play it’ll play that was [ __ ] pure mate by the way have you seen the Mercedes sticker on the front of the [ __ ] buggy look at this sea man driving a German wet mate off we go woo this doesn’t feel like an aquarium doesn’t look like an aquarium either oh look i don’t honestly well pause wow i don’t think we’re in the aquarium i think the aquarium’s underneath we’re on a fort it’s below the aquarium is below oh there big fish in here oh blue knobs oh my god wa throws a blue lobster that’s cool this is crazy this course what the Oh my god oh [ __ ] me bro you You entered like this area no you was you was coming over in this direction wait is that it down there no no ah you got it well there’s a ball no no no it’s there it’s our ball it’s our ball yes all right you’re [ __ ] nuts mate we’re flicking on we’re flicking on we’re fine we’re getting up and down here yeah yeah yeah what’s that that’s our second so this is our third shot we can get a birdie here boys there’s birdie opportunity birdie birdie opportunity on the on the cards is this a 12 what what a What do you mean a 12 to scoop it up no it’s a wedge mate yeah that what did the hermit crab who lost his his wife say to the other hermit crab what i’ve lost Michelle where you going where are you leaving i ended hello you have to go on your own mate cuz my whips span is a bit too big can you surprise me just random things oh yes please all right JJ you want to of course do the honors right where do you want to pitch it now this this is a bit of me where should you pitch it Harry you see where the green starts you get it to land there that would be phenomenal man i’ve got you i’ve got you sir good practice good practice that that that’s the right swing you can connect yeah oh the right yeah go on oh go on oh it’s all on you go on Harry oh that’s [ __ ] gorgeous that no I’m gonna come oh that’s gorgeous Harry [ __ ] We can make We can make that work that’s an 11 handicap we can make that off we walk wow look at us kicking off checkpoints like it’s our job checking off checkpoints oh no I took the L all right Vic one running shot across the cow header perfect hey what the [ __ ] parkour’s hilly how are you reading it i I think I think it’s pretty straight you know well don’t mind it right well he’s he’s given us a read yeah it’s left to right yes yeah yeah go on oh go on go on oh no look it went it went around it it went around it oh my [ __ ] no that is mental that was almost one of the best shots I’ve ever seen that would have been Oh would that have been a burden yeah that was a birdie putt but how did it end how did it do that it went rat he went he like Luke that would have been one of the coldest golf things I’ve ever done in my life oh he’s trying his best bless him i spent €245 $245 okay that’s good i bought some freeze-dried banana okay i don’t actually try freeze- dried anything yet i bought some some cheese crisps yes queso i bought Gatorades each yes a lion bar to share yes and how many go i think that’s a good selection right and it was $24.55 yeah is that a good selection you said surprise you it didn’t surprise me why what i mean this is this is the most surprising well I didn’t want to surprise you with something you didn’t want okay checkpoint done on to checkpoint three i can’t I can’t yeah i don’t know what you’re You can’t drive with that on you can you can wait hold this it’s our lunch it’s mine mine and Cutie’s picnic our next checkpoint has come through okay uh it is a town called Seal aka Sexual we’re going to a blow hole like the ones in Amsterdam yeah i’ll get the flag for you mate cheers mate smash it nice well done you know what boys good shift good shift good [ __ ] well done lads good shift good shift good shift good shift off we go ah that’s so heartbreaking a sexual that’s a sign for sexual it’s sex shall but call it sexual we’ll call it sexual one thing about sexual okay sexual has a black sand beach is that what we’re going to go see uh no we see the blow hole oh remember cuz you’re going to inity well I wasn’t just to clear that up i’m forcing you to fred you’re this [ __ ] hell mate [ __ ] off this road’s orange i don’t see no black beaches here didn’t like the tone that came that’s what you called them you said there’s there’s black beaches you know what i prefer white beaches i like the vegetation the vegetation is always good for the eyes it’s not good for my hay fever look at that oh wow oh wow that is amazing this is beautiful oh man mate this is amazing holy [ __ ] the difference i can feel heat the vegetation oh look at this look at that oh I see the beach yeah I said the same thing when I saw it i mean it is black sand though wow checkpoint number three eh okay that sand is kind of black sand that is kind of cool i want to You want to stand on it crazy you are wild wild that was sick it is black sand wow not Not that looks like mud but that is black sand it’s real black sand wow i didn’t take Portugal for equality you know we should get a polar ride here we should take it is that that lake are they all waterfalls they all right yeah they are i’m just saying that cray that one there on the left might be bigger than the gigant gar gigant i like that one it goes through the trees and it comes out that side too yeah i think garantaund was a little bit of a just a hype beast you know but it was cool had a cow and stuff there though had a couple cows we got cows here too wow wow he’s talking about the rather large people my eyes are killing me look at the plane oh yes there’s a plane Harry there’s a plane i can see it i can see I can see it there’s an airplane it’s turning it’s doing the sharp turn wow oh there’s the runway oh yes look at that look at the runway that’s sick wow look at that that looks nut man we We were probably looking at like the best view ever we just couldn’t see it we didn’t see it you couldn’t see anything wow the [ __ ] in my eyes jay’s having one okay because we are potentially losing this race toby is parking the car i’m going into the supermarket try and find a charger for our video camera and also we need to spend money so something stupid for €9 props we’re struggling to find anything that’s going to be like €9 but there is a souvenir shop here so I can drag Kobe in there now and we can buy some souvenir amazing thank you so much just a no-brainer right €65 and it’s a no-brainer he can sit in the back of our car ow it’s got hit in the face by someone oh mate look at that so nice that is stunning that is absolutely stunning oh we’re actually out at the bottom of the runway how we are we’re down not that we saw much up there [Music] wa wow simon look at that blow hole that’s not a blow hole oh what is it it’s just this just these bits these aren’t blow holes they are they’re blood they blow up water what do you mean when a wave comes in that’s just the wave crashing yeah that’s what blow holes are get get some B- roll of the crabs fighting look those those ones fighting there you see them no john look right a bit look right a bit see there’s two there no but it’s too bright here oh get there mate go get right oh my god oh my god you Oh from the top bro i think they might have been uh actually Yeah they were there the actual blow hole did you enjoy that blow hole i did you know no I didn’t i’m lying i enjoyed the I enjoyed the beach think we might be having lunch by the port oh mate i I’ll snap your hand off of that i’m so hungry okay so give us a jump i can’t was I born do a cool jump man we actually are stopping we actually are having lunch here yeah I think so chase is just in the He’s trying his hardest to get him cuz I’m going to run over a child please please please please oh 7 minutes time 7 minutes time i get to open the envelope should I just open it now it’s up to you hang on i said 12:30 originally you know so I feel like I should open it now yeah go for it this says “Buy any item.” Yes that item is now your new teammate you must name it and carry it with you to the finish line that’s really annoying we liter gang we here from the top to the bottom baby she was a feisty one she was feisty she was very feisty oh English there we go a lot of fish yes i want to try the catch of the day but I’m scared there going to be bare bones there will be i’ll have a look let’s have a look look at the fish yeah they want us to see the fish they definitely want us to see it dying for us to see what do you think Toby and Vic have bought so far a pair of sunglasses and a plushy we’ve got a uh passenger for the back of our car that’s a runner as well yeah true true true 65 done 65 down cool we still have 935 to spend yes oh wow okay wow oh now we’re talking fresh [Music] everything yeah wow and they’re like moving and everything that’s crazy as well you want to hold it uh sure go on doesn’t bite doesn’t bite oh wow crazy one wa crazy hey buddy how you doing i’m just mogging him nom nom nom nom moging on him he’s just taunting a crab right now you got to see the fish boys there’s some for proper fish up here oh yeah yeah these ones aren’t as alive no unfortunately not they they had their time oh always Oh it’s cold up here is a bit of a windy so we are windy uh nearly to the mountain so I’m pretty sure they must have been up there the cycling team oh my god i I’ll be honest view is kind of [ __ ] midoro is not Midorin i mean over there’s cool yeah could we please get a lobster too do Do we get to pick which one let’s see you can if you want actually this one’s shaking its ass at me i want this one one yeah twerk for me daddy any other one i feel I feel I don’t want to pick i feel bad i feel bad i don’t want to see this one i don’t want to see you’ve asked for two you asked for two i just want to get in yeah you’re getting cooked buddy i feel bad they’re going to I always feel bad inside you are terrible people man next time we’re good man you are you happy what you done boys you’re eating you did it you’re the one that requested You did it bro you asked for two that That geese could have stayed in there he could have lived another day i I’ll save him i’ll save him don’t worry how are you Sonic doing okay pal he’s not looking great in the back are you [ __ ] man he’s having He’s literally buckled hang on boys we We We need to um We haven’t done any challenges we’ve done nothing what have we actually done so So we have to prove you can cycle the whole way i think we’ve proven we’ve we proving we didn’t complain much no oh my god this was meant to be Sunny this was such a bad idea no it was just it was just horrid at the time which I think is justified buy a souvenir to take home should we ask for a fish we’re not taking a fish back on we could take it back on the plane we’re not taking a fish back we can’t take a fish back yeah it’s that’s pretty long yeah true yeah my souvenir is my golf butter well now taking it home with me we got to spend 20 minutes relaxing somewhere we could just go do you want to go for a swim after this i’ll go for a swim little dip in the water it could It could be cold do you want to go test also we’d be changing in front of a bunch of kids true okay okay well we have to do something we have to persuade me coming in at first place we have team Vickstar and Tob Jizzel make some noise we have to spend 20 minutes relaxing and do something we’ve never done before do something we’ve never done before which is in I’ve never taken a [ __ ] on the floor you definitely actually know I have i have i have [ __ ] sake i’ve never eaten scorpion fish yeah spit i’ve never punched a child well let’s maybe keep it that way [ __ ] woman with a child just instantly went i don’t think we have to get a souvenir to take home and Oh there’s animals in it bro we’ve got like seven souvenirs we need to get one take home and name it remember right i’ve got I’m buying this uh and it’s got a top off of it we can call it Stacy or something you know we have to buy something we have to spend money there’s so much money to spend we not spent any money yet Stacy that’s horrid it’s so horrid it’s tasty there’s a bunch more down Becky there’s a bunch more well this and we call it Ronaldette you know what sure do you want a deer of cards brother we need to go okay well I want the puzzle this isn’t even our stop oh yeah i want the puzzle you’ll be excited when it says €95 or more will I 98 see yeah okay accurate cuz it’s back on my name that’s pretty accurate right should we uh we got delivered our jugs of coral cheers mate cheers to a solid cycle i feel a guilt-free one after the cycle this morning I think as well of course like we did so much pedaling as well didn’t we cheers mate we got two crim three criminals here celiac disease celiac disease eating bread lactose intolerant cheese but and and drinking beer as well oh true yeah that’s even worse for the gluten reckon our lobsters are dead now I think they’re past it yeah they they’ve gone over the hill to be fair I I almost see it as a blessing because to be fair they were just in in they’re in there until someone has it yeah so at least we at least they’re in I mean we could have bought them and put them in there that would have been quite a nice thing to do actually should we go and buy the rest of them buy all your losses and put them back in the sea just run out and come and get them again yeah they actually would yeah they genuinely would send the boats out pablo comes dashing down his dressing gloss there we go car’s coming behind me yeah we’re good let’s go [Music] oh the sun ruined my shot oh the sun and the water ruined my shot we can make it work this tunnel’s cool though oh yeah this tunnel with the lights on it we can make it work now this my friends this is art is a cool visual this is art this is artwork got to save battery then oh our battery is literally like zero now bonito no we’re not going to get the music video we’re going to get dropped by the label no we’re not going to make it sign up on the lobsters but they’re over €100 each i can’t What sorry no no it’s on camera hang on a minute how much [ __ ] You didn’t We didn’t even need the second we’ve got We spent €260 on lobster we didn’t even Oh my god should we buy the rest of them in 73 no no no no no no can we cut Can we cut a deal with Zer can we cut we’ll call him we’ll try Zera we didn’t even ask the price aha toby they’ve sent us to the plantation really yeah really look get me running Toby run yeah that is funny you have to run with me man no you have to get the closeup of my head as I’m running they said goodbye it might be We may Oh we may be cooked yeah we’re cooked no I think she’s dead jim rip my whole career has died just like this hello hi mate how are you good how are you we’re good we’re just calling cuz we need a Zurka ruling if if he’s in the vicinity hello so we we we basically try we tried to buy towards our total a lobster and and two of them we we actually bought two lobsters thinking “Oh that that be Yeah that’ be an interesting thing to buy.” Turns out the lobsters were €130 each but that doesn’t count can we can you give us a pass and what what what warrant you getting in the pass we just cuz we called and said please and we we cycled in the [ __ ] freezing mist it was so fast so brutal how was JJ cycling yes oh speak of the devils here we go thank you oh Jesus not for you all right well we’re not getting the pass now are we all right we’ll see you in a bit we’re definitely not getting the pass yeah wow i hope you did that that’s so funny another one not another one m i’ve never run through a waterfall it might be time I’ve never walked through a waterfall i wouldn’t advise walking through a waterfall to be honest you might really i think you’ll get much more wet than you think you might maybe I should run you should run i’m trying to figure out the best way to do this right now cuz I will be soaked aim for the left not the right this better be [ __ ] delicious is it good to be fair tastes amazing yeah yeah that’s really good lobster it’s like um tastes like smoky yeah we’re most definitely not getting a pass for that here we go how is it oh it’s pretty good oh oh it’s a little different it’s nice josh said it’s okay josh said it’s okay we’ve got We got the pass on the lobsters TV content right i’m going through the waterfall beanie and all it’s not a run that’s a slippery for sure oh no that’s absolute slippery this is a mistake by all accounts why is it a mistake what about a light job i see a light job where I pick up my feet ready i’m terrified you’re actually so wet bro but you’re actually Was it every Was it everything you’d hoped it would be yes i want to go for again but it’s a bad idea he’s addicted it’s almost as if the waterfall is a chemical last time i’m so sorry ah I’m in touch so we picked up Stacy she’s in a boot she’s chilling you put Stacy in a boot sleeping that’s what you do with a teammate bro what a spot look at this this is absurd it is beautiful that’s mental what a bumba it’s crazy it’s It’s crazy can you hear me calling out your name you know that I’m falling and I know what to say i want to be with you everywhere toby yes i think it’s time to open a Joker card open the Open come on be something good broken be something good please here we go i think I killed Sonic no oh this is amazing yeah every purchase you make from now on if you must you must flip a coin that lands on head the purchase is worth double so this could actually save us a huge amount of time cuz it’s hard to find things that cost like 80 90 best believe I’m flipping that coin multiple times that’s really useful it’s a good thing we opened that early actually cuz if we save that right to the end we would have been raging this feels like Skull Island like this feels like This doesn’t feel like Europe at all this is actually crazy right so we have a task to relax 20 minutes so this is a good place but also I need to show you we need to intro some things should we scrapbook while we relax yeah I think so yeah let’s get a Polaroid here first this is um this is this is Stacy this is our new teammate and she’s near the back of the car with us all the time and she’s named after Drake song Nokia she what she’s named after Drake song Nokia you know is it Stacy doesn’t he name like four women key is it Keya right so you’ve just made her one of many she’s the first I think um also yeah what is this i saw you pick it up chocolate with bee pollen right so bees just come in the chocolate yeah we’re going to eat it our battery has run out and they didn’t give us a cable to charge it with so we are Pokémon cards are you going to buy all of them how much is one of these sorry 150 150 that’s not going to It’s not going to add up bro 1125 bro grand tot 1125 can we double it flip it hey 2250 so this is my favorite band uh oh okay nice let me see we did it boys yes go on i’m sorry man gone can I have this piece and you get a mini PS5 as well let’s go uh okay we We’re now having our lovely lunch we have just eaten €260 worth of lobster of lobster and it was delicious it was very nice yes um we have two envelopes of half an hour left they’re jokers oh are they okay do you want to pick one i’ve decided okay you have received a video message hope it keeps team morale up oh who do you actually think it is is it Ronaldo is it Ronaldo we have Ronaldo it’s Ronaldo wait hello guys it’s me Ronaldo i hear you racing across my beautiful home of Madera i hope you enjoy the site inshallah yeah that’s that’s brought the best i I’ll tell you what get me back on my bike that [ __ ] stinks how do you feel off that stinks no man the actual Ronaldo drunk your drink man yeah and we still couldn’t get him to send us a good message [ __ ] good damn it man this does not look like it’s made well that’s a B pollen huh that’s B pollen i know but as in like a good chocolate I feel like would be made where you can eat B well I guess we can cuz in chocolate but like is it normal cheers polaroid get it no let me I’ll put a bit of this in i’ll put a bit of the the packaging that’s my stuff yeah did you taste any pollen in that how much is that how much is that uh was it 40 quid 40 oh quality two for one we got uh eight 8 Yeezys let’s go let’s go brick flip the coin you know what it’s going to be heads again here we go to the rain to the vein a flopped it a mini PS5 that is going to allow us to charge our camcorder at last i’m still wet i’m so wet all right we ready to scrap what should we call it josh and Simon’s day adventure or dera yeah just Josh Simon and Stacy’s you want to do your hand i know you want to do it i want Josh comma Simon and Stacy’s and Stacy in Madiraa josh Simon and Stacy in Madiraa yeah you spelled it wrong brother I spelled it wrong you had one job it’s EI you had one job no no no no no no it’s done i can’t do I can’t do How have you done this i can’t and it adds to it press the button are we charging charging we are charging very slowly but we’re charging yes cherries fueling up holy [ __ ] a sour the glucose man we picked up every single product to try and find that cable but we got it that’s the thing that matters this is going to be totally oo cutie what else we stick in there do we have anything from the car we could stick in we need to buy like statue stick i think it’s cute some someone’s really ringing my midoro that’s that noise in your life i know a lovely miridoro that love you probably just [ __ ] crying the whole time it’s cuz why why are you bringing a baby to a view what do you mean [Music] what no [Music] it’s a very random collection of things all right moment of truth how much battery do we have oh we’re full fully charged rebar reloaded okay we have arrived at a checkpoint that seems to be dedicated to Elvis Presley what was What was his nickname what was his like the king we’re here to see the king not my king ronaldo I have finished sticking in the pictures now it’s now on your It’s now on you to write so look there’s I I’ll talk you through what I was thinking when I thought okay now I know what to write yeah so Josh Simon and Stacy and Madira Madira l we landed at the airport look at the spelling straight away we landed at the airport what a runway but a bit bumpy lol yeah got a bit bumpy though yeah we split up with our friends for a great day out okay here’s Simon looking cute okay and we got a new car what a day this is going to be okay this is going to be so oo wow we saw a gigant fun fund here josh looks so happy and Simon went in a small fun it was a small fun to pull from a fun he got so wet so this is the uh the Elvis and Ronaldo sanctuary it’s an interesting combo it was created by uh one local about his life and dedication to Elvis Cristiano Ronaldo and many other celebrities it’s down to one bar of battery again oh no do you know you know what I’m going to do i think great shot you need to run past the sanctuary [Music] why does he run like that run towards me with intent i can’t I can’t do it man all right well let’s buy some stuff let’s spend more money do we cuz we’re the [ __ ] Simon right yeah man that’s how we roll is there shops here i’m sure there shops there we’ve been told but first we’re going to see some letters do you want to open the envelope no what the other yellow one this This should be Well done you locked on electric bikes oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] sake joking mate now just look serious and run [Music] perfect perfect yeah I’m going to get their little There’s a cow i’ve had a cow one left your team has been frozen for 20 minutes all right well I’m sitting here then if you are driving pull up at the next safest opportunity all right well at least at least we’re by the beach yeah yeah we’ll take At least we’re by the beach we can’t move from this in line why are we in line with this tree you got to open it this is your fault we picked the stinkers lads i mean there’s worse places to be frozen i’m out of the restaurant and go stay sat there we could have a drink oh man 20 minutes so that would be that’s 39 then we got a silly challenge to moonwalk across roads you got a moonwalk picture that’s sad i know that’s in the middle don’t we look goofy such silly goofy this is us at the aquarium shame you can’t see the fish lol oh here it is look at that cool seems to be enjoying this scrapbook quite a lot oh that’s quite fun i wonder how Mixar’s getting on his music video have you taken over my music video mate no man okay progress check we still need to stop and have a meal at a place of our choice okay and maybe one of the next few stops checkpoints we need to spend exactly £1,000 we’re nowhere near that at all buy a souvenir to take home we’ve done that we’ve done that do something we’ve never done before i’ve done something you need to do something and spend 20 minutes somewhere relaxing that’s easy okay we’re feeling we’re feeling good we’ve got our music video continuing camera’s charged the first envelope was good will the second envelope be good oh [ __ ] no okay we need to go all purchases we make are worth double for the next 30 minutes and we’ve got the double flip we need to go go let’s go let’s go though we’re Time’s ticking why have you Why have you done that we went to a black sand beach and he’s done that but I want to put some prefers white ones i was going to say John was not happy why you putting me into this you heard what you I heard what you said when we went on that beach oh you’ve actually throw it you And that is the end of the scrapbook for now for now the story continues we got 23 minutes left i haven’t seen one shop no no we’re going to be okay cuz we’re going to Are we Vic we’re going to be okay vic we’re wasting We’re going to quadruple up we have a 50/50 chance of the quadr of the double if you believe if you manifest yeah but we’re not even going to get there when are we going to get there Vic it’s not looking good we’re also in a race we got We got to stick to the race route we can’t be turning around and going back on ourselves we literally turn around for a battery we’re ahead of the other teams them boys on a bike aren’t doing [ __ ] well well there’s worse places to be sat should I dip in the sea can I dip in the sea or am I frozen i don’t think you are am I not allowed to No but we’re not move we’re not progressing but we’re not progressing team has been frozen for progressing we won’t be frozen in the sea though you’re just ruining our family if we were in the sea and then we opened this up you’re a [ __ ] dad bro you’re the shitest dad man just telling you how it is son no you’re [ __ ] as dad bro you understand when you’re older yeah but then we’re just wasting time that’s the whole point jump out and start looking i’m going to park this up football club the Porto it’s only €15 or it’s not enough you got any oh wait ah also €15 well this guy looks knacked what’s happened to him he looks like he’s from Call of Duty zombies what’s happened golden elephant oh this is cool there’s only 20 have you found anything we need more we can’t really we should just find something that’s worth like €100 i’m working on it just so you know Simon we probably spent like €200 yeah you know we’re very very far so we’re over the halfway point of the journey the actual like distance oh yeah so €800 to uh spend somewhere wait for it no harry oh my god hello hello hello hello we’re calling for another clarification right you’re ruining our song you’re ruining our song it was literally about to drop oh sorry sorry but basically we we’ve we’ve been frozen for 20 minutes oh yeah okay but we we’re here can we get in the seat and be frozen yeah yeah yeah of course you’re just you’re just frozen at your location you’re fine you get in the seat as long as KSI gets in the sea oh he was in the sea get in the sea then all right all right all right sorry guys do what you want to do you can’t move that’s all he’s looking at frogs i just dropped my phone it was a mistake yeah okay oh we’ll get in the scene then no worries all right ksi has to get in too i think he was I I don’t plan on He tried to stop us he said “No.” Yeah he was very against us he was like “You know we have to stay sat here.” A We’ll see you in a bit boys bye-bye yes oh god b here are you ready [Music] so just bought this car video when we’re on the beach we can uh you know get the music when we’re shooting really getting the vibes and uh when I saw this I just thought Harry would love this so I picked up for Harry this is €35 this is 75 so it’s €110 and double that because everything for the next half hour is double true so €220 and this is where it could be massive flip a coin here we could double again if we land heads toby flip for that speaker call it what’s it gonna be we’re going for heads bro that’s Please oh we can’t lose he’s the man that can’t lose show him he’s the man that can’t lose how much is that wait how much 440 total 440 yes on the highest cliffs in the world cabar surely like if Cliff Richard got really high on drugs then he would be the highest in the world but how do you quantify drugs to height how high you are €9 being spent right now so now we still have €791 to go oh is this the walkway yeah it’s quite a small walkway oh we want the glass oh all right everybody jump on three wow that’s cool 580 m above sea level that’s cray cray ready oh my eyes blind views on views on views did you come through on this one oh yeah wow what’s the most expensive shoes you have here 300 300 do you have anything for 100 i’m looking for exactly 100 €100 look how [ __ ] Look at the difference in color in my feet my legs oh so yeah you can see the like the difference in there your feet are just long oh thank you jesus you could do with the pedicure i actually could yeah why not do Do you reckon this this is going to be warm water no no no it’s going to be Why would be quite cold yeah but why would it need warm well not warm it’s going to be like North Atlantic woo look at my children having fun you guys enjoying it yeah nice where’s this sand you speak of there’s no sand jump jump there’s Oh there we go oh yes i think I see a pirate boat don’t worry it’s nowhere near you though look at where we are we’re frozen yeah yeah the fact that you submerge yourself you’ll be a lot better give me a second you’ve been in You’ve been in ice baths more than you yeah I know but just [ __ ] get down get down come on it’s too cold get down get down okay I’ll do it get down oh that’s nice yeah it’s fine we’re frozen man uk leather very nice how much are they they’re 100 perfect yes please we’re practically done if we hit they are leather they have good souls they They’re nice hit it hit it Toby hit it Toby oh he can’t this guy doesn’t miss the shoes are doubled okay so the shoes are now 400 put that jacket down so we actually can’t We can’t even Wait how much have we spent let me give you a total update if you want yeah what’s our total with the shoes cuz that’s another 400 967 yeah okay we It’s okay it’s okay we need to stop this is good these shoes have done us perfectly just get some petrol honestly do you think you can spend lunch in this budget as well oh no oh no oh no we’ve gone overboard no we’ll get a light quick lunch light lunch light lunch all right we have a budget for lunch that’s perfect okay we’ll get the shoes no nice lunch for us we’re idiots okay we’ll have to get a light lunch here i reckon we can get lunch for €30 here let’s find that one rather thrilling I would say it was exhilarating didn’t seem very fresh in fact that one should have been good to like someone who has like a big fear of heights just It should clean the floor more yeah that’s Yeah I felt it felt like it feel like it’s actually dangerous it really felt like a floor not a glass glass bridge that could break so we’re now heading to CR7 Museum the home of Cristiano himself g sports mode wow 0 to 60 in 2 minutes are you guys pissing no [Laughter] not at all all right not one i would normally put my mouth in there come and put your mouth in no I I don’t think I want to do that is that a back flip that was sick it’s quite hard to get out of it ow i’m not going for my underneath here man jesus it’s really bad oh it’s really bad it’s really bad [Laughter] yeah we’ve got the locals in the music video one up three one up for the boys come on Toby it’s the cave i can run through the cave hey look that looks like a lovely gastro pub for lunch but I don’t think we can afford lunch macho here we go we did it guys we reached the letters you should sit on the H man no that’s a cool pick no it’s a cool pick go on man we have to take a pick i’ll sit I’ll sit in here you have to take a pick i’ll sit in here and you sit in the uh Then I’ll sit here perfect all right cool all right all right let’s buy some stuff where do we buy i thought it would be There’s a road here apparently yeah i don’t want to go up this hill lads it’s got a break too no we’re dialed in now we can’t I’m so ready for this hill are we dialed in yeah I’m dialed in i’m ready for this i’m ready for this so it’s going to be so good what they say when when you don’t want to jump that’s when you should jump that’s when you should you should jump if you don’t want to do this hill we should do this hill yeah we should we should The hill’s getting done the hill’s getting done the hill’s getting done i think we each buy something for €100 and then call it a day for this bit yeah we can always we can get more later on i don’t think there’s going to be anything here yeah I don’t think so not for mate there’s a snack bar should we buy a watermelon hello sir what’s the most expensive watermelon is that a sell us this it is a watermelon isn’t it would you sell us this for €100 what can we afford we can afford these festers over here bro little churos is that a meal we can’t live no we need to get like a hamburger or something we can’t live off sugar but little McD film me buying a hamburger bro that would be great shot two hamburgers that’s going to be €10 and two drinks how do you say please in Portuguese i’ll Google it p poor oh yeah that’s please oh that’s the fanatics of please oh it’s hamburger please sir we are outside the CR7 museum not yet though at the CR7 hotel and the CR7 corner so we have to eat somewhere do we eat here pizza burger beer wine do we eat here i think so we We need to museum first though yeah I need to wee wee offside lounge bar we could make our own one called that and the cruise ships are in excited about that but I am he said “Oh my god the cruise ships.” Oh it’s Ronaldo oh my goodness that’s That’s a penis rubbing statue that’s an awful statue look look how big his fingers are he’s got 18 phone home finger look at the shape of his head wow it’s Ronaldo it’s crazy that’s Ronaldo wow bro you want ice cream oh I’m not toasting oh [ __ ] no no we can no no no no there might be a so no no no ruin it for us there might be it’s all right mate we’ll get on a bike there might be so i tell you what you just ruined my chance in gelato but it’s all right oh my god i’m actually fuming as well is it nice ice cream go let’s just go let’s do it let’s do it let’s do it let’s do it is that so we’ll get an ice cream so okay yeah yeah fine fine have that bail i think I think we buy the pineapple we have something to show for it like when we go back at least we at least we did something yeah i think if we can pay 100 for it yeah we’ll try you try you can try all right Vic while we’re waiting for this food yeah let’s get some shots i want a shot of you running okay now run [Music] stay there one more he’s cooked he’s cooked hold let’s get a shot under the palm trees why his head like that why does Why does his head look like that the angle I got of his head is um Why does it look like that best player in the world mate i touch his penis i touch his penis yeah that was lean up against this palm [Music] tree oh angles get you a man’s like tug jizzle c catches your angles [Music] sorry I need to keep it straight i need Don’t break character mitch same character character [Music] this is absolute cinema go [Music] you get two a do it again pay pay again Piggy do you pay Simon if you buy 400 of these coins we we we can spend our money do it work with a card yes which one do you want silver or gold oh you’re not real right do you want that you can have it if you want no no no we’ll get another one no no for It’s fine take it it’s fine no it’s for your grandson he’ll enjoy it we’re buying 10 so you can you can have one it’s fine yeah of course oh my goodness thank you very much wait are you buying one of those autographed shirts too they’re only 250 let’s go buy one right now where are you guys from england london london london london yeah do you want one of the shirts no you’re not buying us i will buy you one right now no he will no seriously we’ll buy We’ll get one are you rich he is are you rich i just do what he I’m missing happiness no you’re not which one do you like we’ve said we have to now on camera which one which one do you like no you’re not buying us oh I don’t know guys how Wait are you How are you here uh we’re racing across the island right now with our friends oh nice you’re running not really it’s like a race but not a race there’s tasks to do and this is one of the tasks to be here i think we’re just going to get it from there for sure yeah i’m going to cry if you play this one we just [ __ ] We We Can we not buy it oh for €100 €100 no okay they don’t even want to sell it for €100 we’re not racing we’re not doing it lads we’re not racing we’re not doing anything we’re just Why is it there it’s so hard just to buy something can’t buy We can’t even buy a pineapple can’t buy anything in this goddamn country can’t buy a [ __ ] pineapple it’s not possible you need six for ice 100 for the [ __ ] pineapple yeah but you can go and get another pineapple maybe pineapples are like in low supply no they’re not they’re No they’re not no it’s an island so No you know it is what it is we tried We tried our best should we get a fish no fish take a fish home souvenir we may have spent too much of our budget on shoes but we’ve locked in and we’ve got ourselves a nice some hamburgers hamburgers the question is will it be doubled but you do realize if we spend this we can’t spend another yeah we’re in big trouble actually so we don’t really want it to flip here we don’t want heads for once don’t hit heads flip it flip it tails tails he’s a goat and a tail so that means we have Whatever you need I got it oh we have like €20 left which we may need fix rate the burger rate the burger i can only ask when your mouth is full six out of 10 6 out of 10 not amazing but it does the job 6 out of 10 i’m about to eat this [ __ ] you’re telling me 6 out of 10 mhm i don’t want it now we run out of budget for [ __ ] sake i’m lost for words at how amazing this place is this is an island that’s what I need i need my own island [Music] careful you agree to buy someone this sign kit for their grandson it It breaks It breaks the rules it’s over budget but hey worth it right worth it you have to now you you’ve signed a verbal contract we don’t know what we’re doing here we have new friends you can come to the United States and stay with us in New York yes up state new Canada okay come and stay if you fish scared of fish you ride your bikes i I can ride a bike our friends can buy bikes i think I’ve got the play i think Harry’s trying to buy lobsters i can see him hello hello can I buy a lobster to take with me just one of these ones please thank you what are you doing i’m I’m bringing a lobster are you actually doing it we got to spend money on something and he he said yes he said “Yeah I’m going to put back in the seat.” Which one i told you which one do you save boys which one which one gets to live which one’s good which one’s been there the longest do you know or not no he look He looks really tired he looks I think this fell here yes please time for you to hold it yes please okay yeah yeah like that okay like a baby yeah you’re fod sometimes in life you just see things and you’re like I need that mhm this turtle was one of those things i need that that’s crazy man 550 550 and fortunately we rolled a tails already which meant that Toby couldn’t get the souvenir he wanted which was €8 unfortunately i know a few uh tough times out here but it means Yeah we’ve got about about €13 left or something this is a a dangerous game that we’re playing yeah cuz we have to like pay just under half and then if we So we can still double it it is a very dangerous game i don’t know what we’re going to do our blessing of doubling blessing i was ling to speak this isn’t really happening do you want a certificate to be in English or Portuguese in English only there are times we’ll go out to dinner and we see a family over there and we go “Let’s just pay for them tonight.” We wish we could yeah every now and then we will but it’s like not very often it’s like you know Yeah so it’s kind of we just done basically goes around comes around okay so we go guys this is great you guys I can’t believe this have a great day [Music] they’re pissing themselves cuz I reckon that dies as soon as he gets out that’s what they piss we’re going to see him go with the net off yes i reckon we stay for just 2 minutes just to see this is so stupid all right I’m doing I’ll do it quick before she’s alive she’s quick she’s alive keep breathing keep going come on yeah hang in there fella can’t say we don’t like women hang in there darling you got this what a mission it’s for a good It’s for a good cause thank you for the $100 swing life find another way she’s all right now isn’t she she can there she goes she’s fine she’s fine yeah they they can live okay do it the good deed hello hello oh hello off she goes look look at the scenes as she goes oh my gosh relax relax don’t tuck it in i’m not going to judge it go down all right all right all right pedal what are we calling her be careful what we calling her chuck her that way that way that way chucking her talk mate this way she’s She’s losing She’s losing air she can’t breathe all right this way this way he’s deep harry okay right fine all right what’s her name patunia patunia patunia oh the waves coming back up oh it’s fine patunia have a good life [Music] is it [ __ ] dead it’s not moving she’s alive she’s alive she’s kicking yeah she’s doing She can’t believe it she’s doing all right she’s doing all right she’s on to better things now i seen her kick wow yeah she’s down there look yeah you can see her she’s set on camp she’s fine she’ll be off out there all right no worries all right all right 100 spent well well done all right let’s go oh my god well in Junior that ratio is a bit bad though 82 release one yeah not great and probably she’s probably going to die as well she’s going to die so I’m looking kind of moody out here might have to take a chemical i might have to take a nap got my chemicals we can shoot the defining scene of the music video no you’d be stood on this pillar here golden boot i got all of those i got two that is actually really cool two you have three of those yeah in like 3 years more side yeah it’s like 3 years I reckon no three years unless people go over and subscribe right now yeah we saved it it’s It was us yeah yeah what a day she’s out there living a great life literally you can chug your jacket now actually oh it’s hot baby it is hot [ __ ] hell we’ll go look I’ll tell you what we’re about to do guys i’m I’m about to fix the bazinga beam right here that is a staircase and this is a bike yeah there’s cars there mate no I’m about to do it i I don’t know about this one i’m going to do it there’s cars right there i’ll do it it’s fine oh god there’s also a woman there oh god oh god oh god oh god cars cars he’s actually done all right yeah fair dudes yes yeah well done yeah fair man okay [Music] yes yeah yeah yep come on JJ do it i’m happy doing this cold one more you ready get angle cold now do I eat it yeah basically why do you make eating look so unnatural what the [ __ ] was that why don’t you make the camera the pill go into Vic’s mouth sure can we get one more for safety please one more for safety one more for safety sound speed and you got something in your bed thanks man it’s not going away it won’t go away okay there you go sounds good got to look good when you’re eating cameras and action you’re okay you’re okay you’re good it’s good right that was the shot that was That was a Was that a money shot yeah i mean let’s not call it that chocolate chocolate statue of Ronaldo chocolate statue just chilling is it just a statue that’s covered in chocolate the jalapeno chocolate all right i think it will be i don’t think that’s the best statue yeah it genuinely is the most genuinely might be the most realistic all right off we go i think seen everything getting a angle i’m Ronaldo why did you do it so loud okay one of our challenges was to relax for 20 minutes mr music Director you do not look relaxed why don’t you kick back my friend look kick back relax enjoy this is fine beautiful i’m actually actually going to properly nap can you look after my stuff please are you going to just stand there and watch us for 20 minutes of course of course we should do this more often in videos this is quite nice restorative i’m napping i could actually fall asleep there right chaps 32 minutes all right we can do that 5.3 km that’s fine but it’s slightly hilly that’s fine that’s fine that’s fine we’ll do it let’s get it let’s go yay woo woo woo woo a oh this hill is going to kill us yeah this hill is going to kill us very [Music] bad the wind bro ah look at that oh [ __ ] jesus Christ that wasn’t very uphill and that was accurate it’s these bikes you have to try so much harder it shouldn’t be this hard cycling on like a Yeah it’s literally flat this is so difficult to use these things it’s so hard we probably got on the wrong sank no I think honestly is this the suspension it makes it takes away all your like force of thing ah is girl is there a way to make this not as hard turn turn the thing all the way to the right you see that thing on the right you turn it all the way right the gears suspension here feel like what’s bugging you no it’s just even on like straight it’s hard to like Is this too Is this too low no no no just like going forward have you Are you as in as in the pedaling can I get on for a second time yeah sure cuz bro even on flat it’s like Yeah but it’s cuz they’re mountain bikes they’re not They’re not built for it are you changing gear no okay here you never You don’t change gear have you never changed gear let me show you no bro you’re telling me you’ve done this entirely you’ve never changed gear i haven’t changed gear you’re joking me you’re You’re a machine if you haven’t changed the machine I mean what I’m just So jump on me you’re He’s never He hasn’t changed gear the whole way you’re a beast if you haven’t changed gear you’re a freaking I haven’t changed the gear once you’re taking That’s insane that is insane what the [ __ ] was I doing bro you’re a beast are you [ __ ] serious it’s got on i’m going you’re a beast that’s serious oh mental that’s insanity if you’ve done all that without changing gear you’re a beast [ __ ] so so I had to change gear bro he hasn’t changed gear the whole time what he hasn’t changed gear the whole time he doesn’t have to do I didn’t know we could change gears he hasn’t changed gear where down up down up down no this is going to be good oh my omfg we’ve been cycling all day uphill downhill on Miton bikes jj has just realized we have gears hasn’t changed gear all day that is the most KSI thing ever and I bet he’s been so knackered but he just he would he would never say he would be like he would never say “Guys is this not a bit tough?” That is rough meanwhile we’re rolling down to the beach in our in our lovely VW we don’t even need to realize about the gears it does it as well yeah we got an automatic man no worries here no worries automatic gear changer on the bike right we are sat at the Cristiano Ronaldo Hotel bar restaurant stopping for a restaurant and he’s got CR7 Ronaldo let’s see what you smell like looks like dup we not spray this in the video it actually was all right smells like goat smells like the goat like a goat or the goat okay when I think of Ronaldo what food do I think of zar this is Ronaldo’s pizza he made it and what would you give out of 10 realistically it’s like a four but you got to say seven it is actually lovely and I’d give it a 10 oh so I’d average it out out of seven cuz see seven yeah we’re also in a big time crunch because we have this task to do but the finish line is still like 40 minutes away okay eat sorry we got eight eight John eat oh bro didn’t change gear once bro this is so much easier what the [ __ ] we said he wouldn’t be able to change gears from the pissing rain to glory woo change gears K i have so far oh that is so much easier oh [ __ ] off it’s so windy bro this is so much easier you’ve been up hills though how have you done that i have no idea no no i can’t do this [ __ ] man are we going even more uphill no [ __ ] me this is difficult this is no joke oh it just keeps going yeah that’s why as soon as I turned the corner I saw that yeah I was I was like “Fuck that.” It’s when I saw when I saw him go around the roundabout and keep going up straight I was like “I’m not doing this shit.” Yeah [Music] this looks like you’re about to play football mate that’s what I’m feeling I’m feeling that you have to play against a group of kids and win what’s going on here no this is a big game this is big game big players mate wait get me involved bro this is a big game big players this is so sick i would love to play football here wow big game small players wait this is a serious turnout bro what the hell come on you blues al blue no I can’t say that man no black and white see I’m rooting for you i’m rooting for lad we’re 10% of the way uphill it’s done are we actually what yeah yeah driver just said we’re not getting back on the bike oh [ __ ] is it How much more uphill have we got we’re going to a viewpoint so it’s all up oh we’re cooked yeah we’re cooked yeah oh we’re cooked we’re not getting up the hill bus it’s genuinely harder to cycle than it is to walk oh my legs are cooked at least put the bikes in the car no [Music] no i We We can do this keep going we can do this how steep is it getting is the question lads stop the van no no no no no you’re done we’re not done never we’re never done i will say I think I do think walking is easier than that no never all right i’m I bet the blue team score first you’re you’re betting on the favorites that they score first yeah yes i’m going to win that bet next lap for the losers full force what if we don’t get to stay around long enough to see a goal well then no one gets next laps all right cool the next Ronaldo could be on the pitch right now you stay man number 11 yeah and we’ve kicked off Toby’s team dominant moving like prime Barcelona right now it’s getting crappy in the middle i’m getting involved it’s like a sideman charity match come on you Blues to be fair they’re they’re not that much shorter than us we could probably get away with it super sub Toby where’s Where’s number 11 playing he’s up top he’s up top he’s up top he’s getting no service oh bro bro doesn’t care a number seven the the the young Ronaldo didn’t want to give it up there he was ready he’s a fair player man look he’s got back into position they’re just not getting the service oh my god oh no that’s got to be a pen pen raff pen oh he’s rolling pen refra pen pen it’s got to be a pen it’s got to be a pen has to be a pen pen for the boys in blue nah not at this age at this age how are these men still diving oh he’s holding his face down his leg i can’t believe what I’ve seen take on you oh no it’s dangerous counter attack number 11’s been absolutely off the ball oh he’s gone wide oh he’s gone no yes we’re safe we’re safe we’re safe we’re safe come on you please dad take your medicine no look at you yeah yeah I’m pushing it i’m going to make it you’re not i’m going to make it you’re going all the way up there and even further around well I started with this bike i will end with this bike this is more like it oh there we go yeah i’m a sweaty scoundrel wow oh that’s beautiful oh wow what can he see windy windy feels so good i actually can’t see wow it’s dark in here welcome to booze unfortunately there were no goals in there no no my team scored and it was wrong for you to actually you a free neckl just for you yeah there you go you did not hold back you did not hold back i did hold back trust me trust me you used every finger on your hand trust me Vic i held back we have a slight problem what we still have a couple euros to spend petrol station yeah yeah we could stop it at a petrol station a petrol station we’ll either we’ll either make it or we’ll go too far and we’ll lose and I have to do something I’ve never done before have you ever shouted bus wanker at five people no but that would be a homeless thing to do to the Portuguese locals i’m forever blowing bubbles pretty bubbles in the air again okay we’ve come up with a generational plan to end our spending challenge here i have never filled up petrol to the exact amount we need so we’re going to find out what that is and see if I can do it how much money we have left on the dot 30 on the dot that makes life easier a 650 a 650 650 on the dot can you do that probably not you can do it okay Rick I believe in you 95 or 98 light on the on the trigger yeah huh light on the trigger look someone’s done it there exact wow you can do that slow and steady we’re locked and loaded this is pressure you know there he goes here we go one oh wow it goes quick it goes fast okay oh my word oh we’re done oh we’re finished yeah you got this oh we’re so finished i think we need to guarantee a double come on we ain’t got time but the double means we can go over it means we get a second chance all right what is 6 get to five get to five 650 650 is what you need get to five four five let’s Bro it doesn’t ever stop on a round number no it does you have to go super light on the trick come on tap it more more okay okay no we can do this right all right you got it you got on the top right 50 that guy 50 wait oh you can do it okay okay okay okay but we’re not done yet now you need to roll it take it out take it out the thing now you need to roll it i went from.7 47 to 50 in one go what a boy okay there we go i did something I’ve never done before it wasn’t a waterfall but you know it felt good nice all I need to do is roll our heads and then we’ve spent exactly €1,000 here we go it’s time to flip it i said roll our heads you need to flip our heads 3:25 you ready Toby 3:25 it’s your turn it’s your turn it It looks downhill i see it it looks downhill oh my god please be downhill god he’s nearly died oh nice oh beautiful oh yeah we got taught a lesson there oh big time we are taught a big lesson begged to I said we asked for it and it gave it to us hard and proper right in the bum hole this is lovely though yeah this is nice oh I got got to really savor this really savor this we [ __ ] did it downhill in the pissing rain uphill in the sun yeah it’s not quite been the adventure we intended but on paper we was horny for this yeah he can’t mess this up because then we have to spend Are you sure we shouldn’t just buy something oh how much is it we have 325 325 yeah we can actually we can total up 325 what are we doing we are in a time crunch apparently we’re in a big time crunch we might make the finish line in time go go go also information for you intel yeah um that the race is close is it as in like we could win we could also lose it’s meant to be 325 get a whole thing of wine for 325 this What is this v is it this one that’s got to do that look that’s that’s written in the stars he’s going to flip it now here we go shut up let’s hit the road to the finish line we’ve done everything we’ve done it all we are headed to the finish line 25 minutes to the finish line will we be the first team now right so 34 minutes oh [ __ ] what do we do it’s close i don’t know what have you never done before i’ve never got a [ __ ] my man i feel like you deserve a win do you so all we have to do now is spend the money finish line is that Toby and Vic i see people stood up there who’s that is that John Cam that’s a scman [Applause] [Music] b Stacy oh no Josh hello hey are we second i don’t think we’re first we’re just We’re not You might You might have won what do you mean we We didn’t spend all the money we’ve We’ve died we didn’t complete the task we [ __ ] died what you guys didn’t complete the task we couldn’t If you don’t mind no we’ve actually got about 3 minutes left of our relaxing task so should you let give us Wait that one we actually did win oh we didn’t spend all the money either oh okay well if you don’t mind technically we did he paid me for a [ __ ] i’m not Well I’m not going to count where’s the final checkpoint where’s the other yes no we’ve lost we’ve lost but they made it and to think that for a second we thought we’d won they might have won why might we have won can we have a question have you done every task yes you completed every task like legit legit it’s legit 100% legit and £1,000 on the dot yes on the dock boys you’ve won we won you won you done oh Joker card saved us double no we we cheated on the payment i paid him for a [ __ ] oh so Simon’s the real winner of this video i won i got a blow job oh he got paid he got paid we should go and get the guys that gifts we got everyone gifted oh no in the car in the car i’m getting home tonight get in the car we’ll do in the car guys don’t leave in the car we’re going to miss we got to go we got to go everything goes dark out of sight let see your soul petrified can you hear the voices in your mind could this be the light around you [Music] oh heat heat heat heat [Music] heat [Music] up here heat heat [Music] heat up here [Music] heat heat