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Hi, I’m a Carer for my Wife who has Multiple Sclerosis. As a keen cyclist, I’ve decided to use my passion for something worthwhile. I cycle around Kent a couple of days a week for fitness since spring 2022 streaming my rides on twitch. So I thought I’d include raising funds for Multiple Sclerosis Society Charity.
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is how pointy is his horns. Oh my god. His their horns are well pointy. They’re the bulls, are they? Oh, [ __ ] The wrong turn. We know we’ve done this before. There’s only certain things I remember was with a big donut. Don’t run. You need Shearing. Get to them barbers. Go on. Off with you. Off. Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. Was with a big donger this morning. Should have seen him. He was huge. Hey, big boy. Hey, big boy. Big boy. Oh, [ __ ] The rabbit nearly got it. Bright eyes. Hey, big boy. This is why I want you all right there, lad. Go highlight. Look at that one. He went the right way. Anyway, old men and bikes. Yeah. Clip. Oh, you should do it. Okay, we’re still in the middle of Ashdown Forest and um we’re just going to go up the hill. You just saw and if you can look here, we’ve got Piglet’s house. Do we want Tumbridge or do we want the other one? How do you turn the camera around? So according to fourth floor there it is there in Ashtown forest. Okay enough of this. See you on the flipflop. Bye-bye. Look at the place. Oh, he’s still going. Look at him go now. That is the longest one I’ve seen. That is the longest one. That was really, really good. Yeah, mine does, too. How do you think I feel? Nice. Got to do it. No one saw my sket though. You can see my marks. There’s me marks on the floor. Funny that la. Thanks for popping in today. Thanks for coming for a ride with me. Really appreciate it. Right, I’m back. Hello. Wiglet’s poo. No, Piglet’s house. There he is. And we’re in the middle of Ashtown Forest. We’ve been to the Pooh Bear Bridge down there. Pooh’s bridge. It’s down there. And this is all it is. It looks like is um I don’t know how Piglet would get up there to be honest. I’ve never seen any of the or read the books all anyway. Um it’s like a bird’s nest, but a little bit bigger. I reckon a squirrel lives in there. Anyway, see you later. Whoa. Nice one or something. Yeah, but I haven’t cycled all of that. I think I’ve done 16 miles today to here. I’ve got miles to get back. Do you know what I mean? It’s all of me equipment that’s quite, you know, expensive in the back of me box getting rattled around and stuff like that. Yeah, it is secure, but vibrations are not good for anything. [ __ ] hell. It’s not my day today, is it? Okay. Think you’re in the wrong gear? Yeah, I am. Could [Music] not have done that. Hi everyone. Here we are. [Music] Afternoon everyone. How you going? I know it’s a bit I know it’s a bit late in the afternoon, but you know. We’re doing it now. Hey, Olga. Yes, mate. Do it now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. How’s your afternoon going? How’s your day been? We’re just out here for a little while. My um commute recording didn’t record yesterday. I don’t know what happened. But hey ho, you can’t have everything, can you? Now, don’t know why, but I think I’ve had three pints. I feel like I’ve had three pints. At least ding ding ding ding. [Music] Are you ready? Me lord. Me lad. Me lordy. I think I test. Uh hello. Hello. Are we all live? I mean, Zenica. Uh, hello. So, we’ve still got the creaking. I give it a little bit of a clean. I removed all of the bottom bracket, give it a swizzle, put it back in. I felt for the bearings cracking, creaking, and rocking and rolling. All good. And it was all good. So, I’ll put it back in. And we’ve still got it going happening. It’s weird. So, we’re just going to take this up Blue Bell Hill. He’s going to love it. And he said, “Oh, no. Not that big hill. The big blue one. [Applause] Something else wrong somewhere. Right. What you used to doing? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Easy. Easy. Huh? La, [Music] but it’s all uphill. barely topped up from me. Chan, can we go back now? It’s a [ __ ] getting there, but it’s good coming back. [Applause] My legs are already haven’t recovered. forget. What? Oh, it’s a surprise. Not quite. If you come to that This is steady. I like this. I could do this all day. It’s a It’s a steady hill. Yeah, that’s my [Applause] the fact that you’ve lost it in [Applause] I don’t like that little bit today. I just like the way we mane. You didn’t have to leave the stream anyway. You could just like turn it down until whoever was doing it. But yeah, I know that. Oh god. Okay. Okay. Hey YouTube, how you doing? I should try and look to see if I can change the red names to something that I can see. Joe. Yeah, that was a nice leafy street to be honest. to the big uh loop avenue. Hope you’re well, buddy. We just got back from our well, Friday. We went out Friday. Wait to do star shine and cycled back says hello star shine. The earth says hello. 30 30 miles Sunday, 30 at a bit and 40 a bit yesterday. So, this is kind of a a cool down. Good morning, peanut butter. How you doing? And mama me that’s the one it me good day to you too. Oh my legs are tired just quite a bit actually. But as I say, it’s kind of like a Plus, I’m going to go and show Idison Blue Bell Hill and so he can witness all of the delightful views for himself. It don’t only be fair up there at the viewpoint. Hey Alpha, [Music] how are you? Namaste. Oh, yeah. Well, I did take the bottom bracket and the um the chain rings off, pedal arms and all that this morning. checked for any knocking in the bottom bracket spindle and it’s smooth. It’s as smooth as my hairy neck, you know. So, there must be something else going on there somewhere. I’ll get to the bottom of it. [Applause] Weird. Yeah. Wow. Right on. We need Energizer batteries. Yeah, they were always ever ready, weren’t they? But they were never as good as the D cells. Hey, Katkin. Yeah. Afternoon, boys. We got Idison here. He’s still here living his best life. Straight overwalks towards that white car over here. This way. This way. Come along. Come along now. But I do have dry lips still. It’s crazy amount of liquid I’ve drank. I need some Vaseline. Chapstick. That’s what we need. Oh, yes. And um Oh. Oh, Alpha gets a hug. Oh, and um I didn’t realize because I’m a klux that we uh that we reached the the £500 charity donation to the bike for UK for MS and I would just like to say thank you very much. That is bloody awesome. [Music] Do you think I could start a new one or just continue it? I don’t know what the right etiquette would be because it’s a it’s a gold goal, isn’t it? Sort of thing. It is. And I I believe that you alluded to it. Yeah, keep going. But you know, start it from zero again to a gold. Jeez. I was seeing two mines coming out today, but you should have seen his puppy dog eyes when I says my legs are hurting. You know, it was one of those like the Dulux advert and even that one. We’re just going to go up to um try to get to a th00and. Yeah. Okay. So, we’ll just extend it then, I guess. So, there’s there is that if I extend it. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. We’ll just extend it. We can do that. Just keep going. We’re going to Blue Bell Hill. It’s just a lookout point up here. Afternoon. That’s all right. Thanks very much. Yeah. Well, uh, I turned TTS off because Iverson’s next to me and, um, I know what it’s like to have that going off. So, I’m just trying to, you know, do how you would be done by, isn’t that in uh, water ship down? It’s you. Yeah. Hey, Zippy. How are you? No, I cleaned it. I cleaned both of them. this morning. Smudges indeed. It was very smudgy though. I’ve touched it since. I guess me glasses are probably smudgy. Smudgy and chipped. We’re all on the viewpoint. Have a sit down up there. You speak too soon. Well, you can see it from this angle. Oh, yeah. I guess so. Go, go, go. Not that way. This way. Oh, yeah. Me swipe swip. I see me swipe swipes. But I’ve only got to read down here. That’s all irrelevant. Hopefully. Oh, I missed afternoon breaks from Zippy. Woo. Hello. I’m right. Oh, we should have showed him the fort. Well, you can’t see much of it, but the one closest to here. And we might get a squeeze on the way back. Say what? Yeah, I said that. Jesus. You don’t listen. It’s Tuesday today. Now it goes up a bit further. Have you not got any of these in uh Newcastle? I man. Yeah, we’re all friends here. Oh, well, the adapter is in firmly. How bizarre. Um, no, I’m not seeing Clive today. I’ve been expecting him to be online, but I haven’t seen him. [Applause] [Applause] cuz it’s um summer holidays here at the moment and the kids are off school. He’s probably doing some with the kids so I don’t like to disturb, you know. [Applause] Woo. With the blue bell where we go. Yes. It’s just up here. Is that where you normally uh shut my I look around at the view? Yeah. Yeah. And I I I put myself into the bush on the chair. I hide away like a hobbit, hoping that no one sees me as they go past. Yeah, that’s the place. [Applause] Um, no, I don’t think so. [Applause] Maybe Maybe. Oh, you mean 80% of the other. Yeah, probably 80% of the other. Although, I gave him a a sample. I I gave him a sample of the space cake. I knew he was quite happy with that [Applause] little cycle light light. Hey Duke, how you doing mate? So I took me um pedal arms off the bottom bracket. Give it a spin inside and it was smooth. There was no grittiness, no stopppy, no grindy, no nothing like that that we can hear. Cleaned it on the inside, outside. It’s probably been knocked around. You can’t You can’t uh press got to press the button. You can’t always believe in what you read. You happen to I wish dad up the north pedal this morning too today. But his puppy eyes puppy puppy puppy dog eyes. I thought, “Oh, come on then.” [Applause] Then I said, “Me legs are still hurt.” Yeah, it still makes the same noise. So, I’m thinking it must be something else. I know that when I tightened up the front derailia, which I haven’t done on this occasion, it did stop. Let’s just hope I brought the tools with me. Oh, we can just wait until they go and cuz there’s a It’s all right. Oh, you you bloody ape. I hate doing that myself. Yeah, you bloody ape. [Music] Um 20 to 4 in the afternoon could be the nice to [Music] Yeah. 24 in the afternoon. And you got 20 to one. 20 to one. Late night. [Music] Yeah. [Music] Oh, time. How long time? Oh, I don’t know. I don’t know. I just look at all of the heavenly glory. [Music] As as I’m waiting, you know, the clouds going by and the birds, the UFOs popping out of the clouds, stuff like that, you know, everyday stuff. this jet everyday stuff. Yeah, I think it’s probably on the pressure of but it stopped when I stopped streaming like yesterday. Stopped screaming. Bike was silent. Silent. As silent and as I am sleeping like this in the sh you like the sun. You’ve got a good tan over the past few days. Yeah, I look at the sun and get a tan. It’s all the years I’ve worked outside in it and stuff like that and being sunburnt. [Applause] You go to the beach and you put some suntan lotion on. Next minute you’re in the water and then you come out, you smell the stuff. You smell like a pina colada, don’t you? Just want to drink yourself. Yeah, obviously I was up there with my wife and got to the beach. Got talking to the like couple of girls with me friends. They thought and left me with one and I was burning, you know. Oh yeah. She said, “Do you want me to put oil on you?” Oh, you know, all right. I got to obviously I don’t know just how long, you know. Yeah. She wanted to oil you up. Stop being stupid. You know, you then Oh, don’t worry about that. Oh god. It’s really fabulous. It’s greasy on your skin. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve been looking at those external bottom brackets. I nearly had the money for one. It was either that or a pair of shorts and then the microphone. I had to get the microphones instead, which I think. Yeah. Connection’s shittier. It’s way around the corner. I let you all know connection [ __ ] We get on the call. How long was that sausage? Oh, thank you very much. What happened? Hang on. Uh the size of these tires. How cool is that? Yeah, it only stops connection now since IRL Pro does its thing. Sorry about that. You can get non-greasy. Do you dermaton? Oh. But I mean I was fair skinned as well and she wanted to use like you know like proper tanning oil. The the brown stuff. Yeah. Like chip fat oil. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it’s a co It’s like coconut oil. Coconut oil. I don’t know what it was. But I would have bet it was Chris if you had a Yeah. Put that on me. But like you say cuz I was It just felt wrong. I had a girlfriend. Yeah. It’s a beautiful view here. We got the main town county the county main town city maid snow it’s called just over there. Oh there’s the o house. Yeah the host house. And I think if you want to, you can try PP or photo cuz got it working today. He’s a bloody legend. Leg end. There’s a leg end. Yeah, I’m a foot. There’s something a foot. They are nice though. Oh, but we don’t have the the rest of the uh stuff to work on. And probably let’s see. We can probably do it multiple times too and don’t have a a timer. Oh, did you not put a timer on there? on when you could use the command again. No. Uh, you can add a a cool down timer. A cool down time. Yeah. On the trigger. But it’s probably not needed though, is it? I wouldn’t have thought. The reason it was needed for the other one cuz it just crash. Yeah. I think I put one on anyway, just so you don’t get like spammed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Photos. Yeah. Not that I have loads of people in chat, but you know. Well, you never know. You might get raided by a load of loons. Lord of hooligans. But I read somewhere that up here it was uh a Roman fort strategic overlook landscape like going to be like that. Yeah, cuz you can imagine them, can’t you? with their um shields over their backs uh protecting their backs from arrows and spikes getting thrown at them, javelins. Don’t you think fighting in those days was a bit barbaric? Hand to hand, it’s crazy. The North Downs Way Trail. On a clear day, the view south stretches 30 miles over Kent and High to Tyhurst and 500 acre wood. Ooh, that’s where Pooh Bear lives. 500 acre wood ash forest. Yeah, but it’s over there. Yeah. Uh skimming past the steep scape slopes at Seven Ox to the west and to the Kappell and Tandridge in Surrey. Mhm. There eight castles, three cathedrals, three archbishop’s palaces as well as numerous stately homes and gardens. Neolithical sites, Roman and Napoleonic forts, medieval castles, and World War II fortifications. We’ve been to some of those. They’re up that way. World War II fortifications. Much of the trail follows the legendary Pilgrim’s Way. Originally, pilgrims traveled from Canterbury to Winchester to pay to pray for St. Swimm who was buried at the cathedral. Is there someone small? Is there I don’t know. We’re not It’s 30 miles away, but in some of my clips or in the starting scene, uh we’ve this there’s clips of me at um 5 acre acre wood looking at Pooh Bear’s house. It’s Sander. Hi, how are you? 6,400 ft means 6% more cold than the sea level. Yeah, I’m good. Thanks. I’m great. We’re just basking in the sun here like turtles actually. Do do turtles bask? I don’t know. Thank you for the follow. Much appreciate. This is Idison. He’s also on Twitch with Piglet and Owl. Yes. Bread and butter. Could have gone for a game in poost sticks. You need a river for poo sticks, don’t you? I don’t know. There is a river there actually. Good one. Do you wait? Don’t tall or don’t fall. We’re not going to go. We can’t go much further to be honest. There’s not much further you can go cuz of the uh beautiful line. Yeah. I just want to come further down here cuz it’s more greenery, isn’t it? It’s more greenery for you. So you can just take it in there. Look. Take it all in. Inhale. [Laughter] I am making. Yeah. solar radiation. Oh, I’m okay. Look, we did a little clean. Look how clean it is. You can wipe your dinner on that and eat it. Look, there was a little bit, but you know, that’s how clean it is. Cleaned it all and it still caks. Yeah, but at least you feel better about it now. It’s clean. Well, at least I know it wasn’t the it because it’s smooth. Yeah, it’s smooth and it’s not jiggory. It’s not loose. Doesn’t swing from side to side. Nothing like that. It’s just weird. Looks like we’re having a sit down. trying to be helpful. But do you want to go and see the 6,000y old building with your own eyes? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can do. But it’s uh I keep on suggesting these things and I remember you got to come back up the [ __ ] hill which the one you go down. [Music] No, I was talking about myself, not you. Okay, tell me if you don’t want to go then. I’m whatever. It’s easy like Sunday morning. Anything nice? You all right? Yeah, there’s so many variations these days. It seems like I get a bit lost in the Mer. All in all, it’s 73 mil bottom bracket. So if you would have took that other part of the crank out this morning, would you have like the bottom bracket inside that? You got to unscrew either side. Yeah, you got to unscrew the either side. Yeah, one’s like a Yeah. Yeah. It’s just you undo the the tightening cap basically. When I ask you a question, you say what? What? What? What’s bottle? Yeah, they are moorish. Yeah. Oh, we had to come with X this morning. Audio is low. What? Lord compared to Oh, is that better? Is there any Vera with it? You got to be having some type of bread product with it. Much better. Okay, here we go. Let’s look at the clouds. Oh, there’s a bird go by. Hope it didn’t shift. You look at the stars at night and the clouds during the day. Hey, Tabcat. We’re doing it. That was not How’s it going? Oh, why is Oh, this cripple’s not even in this for me. Three or 4,000. If I went If I could get a 3K bit rate, no matter where I went, I’d be over the moment. What? You getting good bit rate? Oh, no. But if I could be guaranteed 3K bit rate matter where I went, I’d be wrong, wouldn’t you? Yeah. What is the bit rate here? I 5.3. Oh, 6.3. What you looking for? What you looking for, Alpha? What sort of picture are you looking for? That one. One without me feet in it. Oh, you got it. Did you catch you later? Bread and butter. Peanut butter. You have a good night. Sleep well. Oh, half a feet. You want half a feet? Half a feet. How’s them nubbly knees for you? No dramas. Everyone say good night to bread and butter peanut butter. Can you all still cross your legs like this? No way. Can you put your knees on the down? Uh, no. Cuz I’ve got like chunky legs. Oh, I can’t do it. What do you mean? Down like flat. Straight down. Flat. I don’t know how to do it. What do you mean? Yeah. Easy. What? Are you some sort of triathlete? Oh, I don’t think I can do it cuz this ground is uneven. So, that’s what’s stopping me. If if I was on flat earth. What you mean? Like a proper yoga pose? Oh, proper yoga pose. Yeah. No, maybe. I don’t know what I mean. Touch your toes that straight flat on ground. Yeah. What? Really? Mine. How do you know I got an old bell end? Yeah. You getting you you you you you getting too know too much information. I think [Laughter] what good morning my support person have not built right. Not built right? Yeah. Um, yeah, we got a new uh acronym for NBR. No [ __ ] required. Yes, I know. No. Yes. No, it was Steen that put old for me. Not you. Look. Good morning, you old bass bell end. He says, [Music] Naughty boys raven nullifying bird bird rear supposed I used to be able to touch me toes. Let’s see if we can still do it. Shall we? Shall I see if we can do it? But this ground is not very nice. on it. It’ll break me back on I am. But we’ll give it a Good. Are we back? We back. You see my phone on the floor. Is that it? Let’s hope push bike doesn’t go past and bloody run it over. Oh, those guys on the electric ones, flexible as a brick. So I think anyone can touch the floor with their hands quite easily with a straight back. Not bending your legs. English only, please. What? Like that? English, please. I want to be Do it like this. A it’s them [ __ ] You all right? Yes. And you just doing some exercises. Do you want to join me? Enough for today. Enough for today. Is it [Laughter] Yeah, it’s a good hamstring. So, if you can’t do it, it’s a good it’s I guess it’s a good reference instead of trying to start like this and go for it, you know. Can’t do it with me. No, but it’s actually good that this this is a hill and it’s rising up in front of me. Probably came better way. Oh, now they’re inside rather than do it like that, I guess. Oh, yeah. Woo! You can touch head to knees with straight leg legs. Oh, you can do all that really. You can go. Good God. Yeah, Alfa’s a bendy boy. We’re not going to that monument now. So that Yeah. [Laughter] Did you manage? I managed something. I don’t know if it was right. Why you touching your toes? Touch your toes. Tell me what the moon looks like when you pass. Uh, do you have you heard that before? No. No. Okay. Give it a shot until I smile. [Music] Oh, you’ve practiced since you were a child. It’s good to stay supple. I was saying this yesterday. If you if you stop moving around, I think it’s harder to get going again. But it’s obviously if you’ve had a an accident or an illness, it could be uh Yeah. Isn’t it a skull? That funny. The one you got to like bend your tongue. Skull. Skill. Skull. Skull. Skill. Skill. Have you been on your bike? Top cat. Every time I say top, honestly, that song goes through my head. Top. What? That one. Right. They say Yeah, that was a Benny. Benny, you remember Hong Kong F? Hong Kong Fuy. That was your favorite cartoon. There you go. They were all good back then, like Tom and Jerry and proper cartoons. Yeah. Stand up. Well, I hope you thought you got a good exercise there, just like Joe Wixs used to do. Pleasant. Well, you know what they say, Duke. If you improve your brick life, you get laid. Yeah. Yeah, I do, too. as you can see. But I’ve never never ever been able to do um after what 14 15 was able to touch me to just my hamstrings are terrible. Terrible. They are shocking really. Even when I was like self-employed, running up ladders and stairs and stuff like that. And I wasn’t even on a bike those in those days. [Laughter] I could hear him. Come on. Is he all right? Is he all right? Yeah, he’s all right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He’s seen another dog. All right. He’s occupied. Is he strokable? Hello. Here Asha. Hello. The other dog wants to go and play. Ah. I have to use a hand to like tie him to walk, right? because he’s he’s struggled with focus and thinking like he’s normally a dog with a book. I’m taking a training class and he’s focused sometimes just trying to get Yeah. You need occupying all the time, don’t you? Yeah. That’s what it is. Yeah. I wouldn’t like to see him when he sees a squirrel. He’s still looking down there, is he? Come here. Come on then. Nope. No, that’s not ham. I’ll be passing through it. That is a lab, isn’t it? Labidor. Yeah. Yeah. What? a couple of years old. Yeah, he’s only seven months. Oh, seven months. He’s about eight months. So, he’s still So, he’s still learning, isn’t he? It’s like sort of like things like that when he just sits down and you think, well, you know, obviously in the middle road decides to sit down to them and then I have to carry him. Oh, really? Well, you shouldn’t do that. No, it gets to that point where you got to look out for his safety. Come on. What’s daddy got hands? You got to mind your own ain’t you, dog? Yes. Yeah. He’s just he’s too alert. [Music] Still looking for that other dog. You sing and say hello. How you doing? He didn’t want a stroke from me. Bizarrely. That wasn’t the purpose for that. He’s been cocked it with ham. sniffer remote. I need to add it. [Music] That wouldn’t be the place to visit anywhere. There’s nothing there where I see no bar. Nothing. If I was going to Norway, I’d have to visit city at least with a pub. I’m sure they have Airbnbs in Norway. somewhere I’d be more than welcome like welcome for more than one night. You reckon that be good? Actually, they’ve been talking about something over here. [Music] when you’re on holiday. Oh, how are they going to get out? The cost is irrelevant when you go on a trip. Obviously, if you would be, but they’d have two points instead of four. I wouldn’t get two. What you don’t have two instead of four? Yeah. I wouldn’t be able to make four. Oh, I see. You know your limits now. You know your limits. It’s supposed to be really expensive over there. Oh, is it? Ah, I just have to step out the house. I train your dragon. That’s Thank you for your value support. It’s a great help for my mental well-being. Oh my god. That’s like when the dog stop, he stops and that’s it. Yeah. How not to train your dragon. Yeah. Yeah. How to train your dragon. I think he has at 7 months. That’s [ __ ] a a quick master. It’s his first dog. He knows he’s show. Yeah, he must be cuz he’s not even pulling it along or being demanding with it like you’re supposed to do with any other cat, dog, fish, animal, horse, woman. You just got to be stern, haven’t you? No, sorry. I’m not I’m not I’m not talking about I’ll be going home getting a slap. Assertive. Yeah. Not aggressive. Yeah. Yeah. Especially with dogs. Oh my god. And those huskys. Imagine if that was a husky. They’d be getting pulled down the bloody hill. We’re going to the river. at the minute. One of your strange cafe restaurants. Our cat used to stop things while he was doing if I didn’t want him to do something. Click me fingers, he’d stop. I don’t know how I trained him like that. It’s just the way it was. Might be ideal, but I think it was good to get some turns in me legs today instead of hanging around the house, you know. But then I just came and sat here. No. Yeah, definitely. That one’s worse. We left one. Should do some star jumps. Well, he had ham with him. He was ticing it with ham. So, maybe it’s not nice ham. Maybe the dog doesn’t like ham. Might be a veggie. Might be a fish dog. Don’t know. He hasn’t got any further forward. He’s just there. like obviously like the others open in the first weird Oh, was he? I didn’t notice. I didn’t notice any of that. I hope he’s brought a winter jacket with him and a torch. I think that’s why maybe most people get smaller dogs cuz they think they’re probably easier to handle. Don’t know. I know there’s lots of taxes on alcohol and stuff over here, but then you got the bar like everything else staff wages. They keep going up like all the costs. Yeah. Yeah. I was just thinking we could go a different way back, but it’s all uphill. Well, it’s downhill then uphill. We just need to take it easy, I think. Easy. I think probably the most popular is the one inside of the house of parliament. Yeah. Get like money off. Yeah. Then they blame the dog. Get rid of your all day. Couldn’t you just bring it? I was just thinking I wonder if you could make a baron den in there. You know, like what Baron’s got? You probably could actually. Do you want to start? No. You do it first. I’ll tell you where you’re going wrong. I’ll stay and tell you where you’re going wrong. [Laughter] Is that what the ghost? I don’t know what it’s like in Norway, but you can get fake IDs over here for that. But all them bushes there look prickly. Those little thorns on the edges of their sticks, you know, and it’s on a bank. You won’t be able to make a cup of tea very well. You’ll be always spilling your milk. See, it wasn’t that hard, was it? Blue Bell. No. See, it’s That wasn’t the place I was thinking of. No, I’m thinking of the wire fence with the chicken wire. Chicken wire. Chicken fire. Chicken wire hill. Yeah. He’s talking about He says, “Oh, is it chicken wire hill?” No, I don’t think so. I don’t know where that is, but I I think I know where he means, but that’s in the other direction. This is much more serene and you know, it’s a nicer view. Hey Katie, how you doing? [Laughter] Singing. Nice view in front of you. hill. It might be okay on the bluff. We don’t use that word here. On the bluff, but in a larger town, isn’t it a side of a hill? A bluff. I think it’s a side of a hill. Bluff here means something else. As in you’re bluffing vom. Oh, I’ve never been down here. Look, this is prickly. Look at them spikies ready to get into your arm. And because this one’s greener, they’ll be harder. These ones will probably just Yeah, look. They’re just they’re they’re there. But those ones Oh, yeah. You can’t move them. Red berries. There’s another lookout here. Lookout. Oh. So many a year ago, you must have been able to go through there. That’s a good view, isn’t it? How’s that? Oh, a bluff usually overlooking river or sea. It is a form of a hill that goes pretty straight up and is higher than 20. All right. Next to ocean or big Oh, there’s no Oh, okay. There’s no river. Well, there is a river. There’s a river river there halfway between me and the horizon. You couldn’t hit it with a catapult. It’s quite far. Nice. Yeah, we got the image thing working again. So the bloody fence e what they like and there’s no timer on it either on the photo thing. So you can you can kind of spam it but I will put a put a thing on it cool down on the command. So the home county town city county town Maidstone Sussex right in the background London right over there and I don’t know if you have heard of Seven Oaks Tumbridge is that way and down there would be do all the way down there just to give you some idea. here. Oh, you know what this means? I got to go back up. Berries. Blackberries. Are they red currents or something? There’s lots of them here. But they said there was a Roman a Roman fort on here. over that fence down that hill there’s a great big massive uh pit. No wonder they blocked it off. Bit dangerous. No, I’m not plucking them. I’m not the plucker. We passed a lady yesterday. She was plucking berries. She was going to make a a jam. Blackberry jam. For a pound of berries is a pound of jam. No, pound of sugar for a pound of berries. I don’t know if you get a pound of juice though out of that. A pound of jam. Pound of berries. Pound of jam. Boil it up. Probably get 100 g, wouldn’t you? Never asked her cuz she only does it like don’t squeeze it, she says. Oh, well Duke, we couldn’t run through there. No way. Get in this point. It’s pretty cool. A raarunge. A what? Rakarunge. A raarge. Yeah. What the hell’s that? Uh the rough camp. Oh, I’m probably not even close. I think that’s what the TVS one call. Jeez, I’m ready for me bed again. I was up early this morning considering you normally, are you? Well, no. If I have the correct amount of sleep, then I can get up normal as a normal person. But if I go to bed at 1 2:00 in the morning, then yeah, I’m not going to get up till 10 9. I need me 8 hours beauty sleep, I reckon. And obviously I haven’t had any of that. No, no alpha. But I did look at that. I thought, yeah, you could quite easily sneak a tight tent down there, but you don’t know what sort of ruffians you’re going to get at night. What’s it like down there? It’s all right, but it’s a bank. Yeah. Uh you’re in between two bushes, so it’s like a trail. It’s nice. There’s some nice viewpoints. Go have a look. Isn’t that like a pigging? Hey Bunny Bow, how you doing buddy? Yeah, you can’t wild camp anywhere I like comfortably. There’ll be all be someone to say something. Yes, mate. All good. Here we’ve got I don’t know if you know, but we got Idison here. He’s been I’ve been with him since Friday. Hello. Who you talking? Bunny B. Hi, Bunny B. And uh we went down to DOA. Yeah, you can wild camp in Scotland. Yeah. Yeah. Although we went past a a layby one time and it was you were allowed to wild camp there. The next time we went past it, like a few months later, you weren’t there was signposts up there saying you can’t see those in there. I don’t know. So, they may be clamping down in some places, especially the uh May 113 says hello. But in Scotland, they also have those um those um cabin things, huts, don’t they? I don’t know why that working. It’s turned up. Why is that? It should have said hello. Probably Google. Oh, it it did say it. Oh, okay. So, that must be gone through. Okay. I’m going to check that sound alert then because I reckon my notifications for uh subs and um donations, charity, etc. are go through there and they’re not coming through the speaker. thinking it’s not working cuz I know uh you Alfred did a donation the other day and somebody did a donation to the charity and subs etc and I would like to hear it for myself and it it’s a a marlin a Marlin five Five under there. I know you’re a hearty lady. Be playing. Wasn’t that Tattoo at Fantasy Island? Be playing. I don’t know, mate. Do you remember Fantasy Island? The little shop floor. No. What program was that on? Fantasy Island. It was about Oh, was that the program? Yeah. Yeah, it was a Ricardo Mont. a little dwarf boat. I can’t remember his real name, but on the program it was called tattoo. No, it’s before my time. And when the blame was coming like they bring like uh holiday makers, you you probably what you smiling at? You know what I cuz I said it’s before my time and obviously we’re only there’s a couple of years between me and you. We could only afford one channel maybe. [Laughter] I was going to change to the other me last tire for this size bike. that I’ve got today. But I didn’t want to hold ID up. It wouldn’t have taken long. But sometimes the um is that the uh what do you call it? Tire liner. What is this? Is this Blue Bell Hill? No, but is it Rochester or Chattam? The steam would say on your overlay. It must be Chatter and I’m saying Rochester. Oh, it’s the boundaries, isn’t it? That [ __ ] chester. Yeah. Well, it could be because the thing is Rochester. Rochester. Rochester um airport is there, right? It’s just just there. I didn’t know it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don’t know. They’re all stupid. Uh, I think Rusty Rusty went in the wrong chat. Which chat did he? He went in mine. Hey Rusty, do you want to read it? Something about onions? Uh, playing. Sorry to know the only offer. Oh yeah, somebody I think he died apparently was born with a for the women. Oh, you hear it in here? Oh, you hear it in here? Okay. I had to read it to him. What does my title say? There’s a door in Chattam up Blue Bell Hill, Rochester. My title. No. Yeah. Hope you’re well, Rusty. Come on then. Should we do a bit of dynamicy? Do you want to be off? Oh no. Where too? Oh no. Say then let’s uh do some dynamicy. Dynamy. I don’t know why it goes milky. Goes all milky, doesn’t it? Dynamasty. Yeah, I’m I’m good, buddy. I’m good. Hope you joined us over the weekend. I noticed you’re on Valheim the other day. I tried that. I couldn’t get on with it. It’s bloody rock hard that one. I like some of the game game play, but not all of it. Going into those dungeons. Talk about international relations. And if you don’t do the dungeon, you don’t proceed. Yeah. Oh, wait. Can I Can I b you? Is that a You don’t have to tell I don’t have to tell you where the directions are. You already know, don’t you? I told you earlier. Oh, takes practice. I read that as patience. takes that too probably. [Music] Let’s see. Easy is going up in the air. [Music] Rochester. Oh. I don’t have a three. What else we got down here? Hey, Ben Scott MTB. How you doing? We are not It’s a chill day today. Are you are you Ben from Scotland with a mountain bike? Uh we are in Southeast England in a county called Kent. Um we are not This looks like we could be MBTing MTBing on these trails, but we’re not. We’re tourist cyclists. Really? Not touring cyclist. Tourists. Oh, that’s just your name. Ah, okay. No dramas. We’ve uh over the the weekend here uh Friday to yesterday, we we did a little trek out uh bike packing, camping, three nights camping. But um you all right, pal? You all right? Good. Oh yeah. Oh, hello. Oh, you’re friendly one. You’re more friendly than that other one. Oh, yes. [Laughter] Oh, you’re a little nipper and biter. She is a nipper biter, but she’s just lost all her baby teeth, so Oh, is she a blunt now? Oh, right. Thank god. Yeah, right. Needles, I guess. They were like, yeah. What sort of dog is it? Is it a spananiel? She’s a cockaoo. Cocka poo or cocka spaniel right in the poodle side of it and someone thinks she might have ball of collie in her as well. Oh really? Well put her in front of a sheep and see what she does. I did think about that. Yeah. Yeah. Someone said to me, “Why don’t you get a DNA test done on her?” You can these days, can’t you? Yeah. Tell you exactly what all the breeds that are in her cuz her back legs look thinner than her front ones. Like I think there might be a bit of a whippet in her whippet in her as well. Yeah. But I fell in love with her profile picture. Did you? She was only about three or four weeks old at the time when her profile was taken. Right. And she was a lot smaller. All different. Were they? So it was a mongrel set sort of thing possibly. She’s so loving, so energetic. It’s unbelievable. And probably that’s why the collie. Yes. Yeah. I I don’t know much about the spananiels and the cockaoos. But yeah, she’s certainly inquisitive. She certainly loves children and I certainly Oh, but she couldn’t eat a full one though. I bet she could eat a full one. No. No. Have a good day, buddy. Yeah. Couldn’t eat a full one. Oh, you live in the Peak District. Oh, nice. Is that what I did for the horse? Sorry, Ben. I’m um I’m streaming also on Twitch, and if you’re watching the shorts on YouTube, I’ve got a 1080p one. Uh and you would be able to see the chat from uh Twitch a lot better on screen. That’s if you’re watching the shorts obviously. But general background, I’m No brakes. Normally stream on Twitch, but I do the thing on YouTube also at the same time. And my channel is basically just cycling around my local area, showing you wonderful nice sites like this cuz you don’t know who’s watching and what sort of situation they are in the world. They could be, you know, in hospital, could be ill, could be whatever, just, you know, and so I come along, show them a few sites, castles, churches, towns, villages in the English countryside. And now and again, blueberries. Blueberries. Let’s have a look. Recently, we’ve been uh coming across fruits and we’ve been eating them, but it’s only been plums and blackberries. Oh, it’s slow. Slow plum. We come across a lot of plums. Toxics to do toxic to dogs and cats. But you can make slow gin out of this, can’t you? We’ll leave that one. We’re not too sure. Hang on. Come here, little doggy. Try this. Only joking. Yeah. Don’t know about that one. I’ve never seen people eat pick that one. So, we’ll leave that one. How far is the Peak District from you? Uh that’s North Yorkshire, isn’t it? Uh oh. Is it? It’s towards that way. Yeah. Leads. Yeah. There’s some good cycling up there. Yeah. Someone from YouTube came in says from Pig District. All right. Yeah. Mountain biking around done up there. There must be some awesome views like this. Yeah. Yeah. like rolling cascading hills and nothing there. But apart from fields and horses and cows and sheeps, pigs. Yeah. Missing all the berries. But no, I didn’t eat those cuz I’m not I’m dubious about those ones. Dubious. But if you could get in there, you could put some long shorts on and go in there and get some blackberries. She’d be right. True. But true. Very true. But the thing is Ian’s not a mod in my channel because he flat right refuses to be a moderator. I’ve refused to be a mod in lots of channels. Yeah. over the years. No, it’s just that there’s some berries over there and I didn’t want to eat them and Alfa says maybe the mods should eat them. Check them to see if they’re good enough first. And then the only person here is you. Yeah, I’m not a mod. But you’re not a mod. He got out of that one. Okay, didn’t he? What is that big on? M yeah I have over the years people have asked me to be mods and stuff. Yeah. You got what? on it. Do you want to go and see that fort? It’s It’s like It’s You can see the outside of it. The mo a couple of cannons and the drawbridge and [ __ ] like that. It’s on the way back anyway. You’re not going to Okay. No. 5 minutes, huh? 5 minutes. If you’re ready now, you can go now then. Unless you want to 5 minutes. Yeah. Look at him. Did you take a photo? It’s all right. Go back there. It’s all right. There you go. Take a photo now. Afternoon. Something then. You did what? When I did that twe in the groin groin. Let’s do this. Talking about pizza. Let’s get a good photo with his bike as well. There you go. See what you’re doing then. Do PP again. the 200 because of the high prices. Yeah, I can imagine there’s pl nice food. They all just go down there and come back. We can’t cycle down there. There’s no psychopath. Cleanish gloves back that way. Yeah. Yeah. Can’t go out that way. That’s it. Pull them up, lad. The pattern’s got to be in the right place, isn’t it? Otherwise, yeah, it’s the same as the P the pattern on this bra. We’re falling, bro. Oh, all right. That’s what I should have done. I should have got me Allen keys out. How come you didn’t remind me? Get me Allen keys out. Check the nuts. Me Allen keys. Hi. [Applause] How are they? Right. We might get a little bit of disconnection down here. Remember [Applause] There’s two chain rings up front, but I would like to change it to three. So if you if you are watching on uh 1080p on tube. None of the commands work over there. [Applause] So, if there’s anything you want to know, you’re going to have to ask me and I can get the uh someone on Twitch to show you basically on the screen like my bike. exclamation mark bike, etc., etc. Fully ladened up for Christmas. That’s what it looks like. It looks like Santa Claus’s uh second his breakdown recovery vehicle. Oh my god. just that the elves didn’t pack it properly with their wizardry. Wizards [Music] You still got connection. [Music] It seems to go off when you go on there, but not when you’re coming back. The amount of time you’re there going a little bit and you’re going slow. Yeah. Whether they’re like swap over between Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. See, it’s not squeaking. Oh, tell the line is it didn’t click then, but it did la. Shall we? Shoot. Oh. Oh. I have I have got uh this this front drill does three rings. Uh and I do have a a a shifter that does three. Okay. So, if I just Google that, it’ll come up with something for me with this with uh for 73 mil. What I did, I’ve got an old Carrera in the shed and I whipped that three ring chain ring off and stuck on this one. It worked, but it didn’t seem to sit properly uh on the bottom bracket. There was too much of the bottom bracket spindle showing. So, it didn’t look as if it was sat properly like in there nice far enough. So, it would be best to buy the whole thing together. Three set chain ring and uh a BB All right. Yeah. 40. [Applause] Yeah. Because with this 36 chain ring and I think there’s 34 at the back. 34 at the back. My rotation’s more. The car’s coming. I got to remember where I’m going now. Hey, we’re back again. Look. Heat. Heat. [Applause] But um to continue what I was saying about what uh my channel is all about um mostly for for YouTube or anybody new here. Uh but today we’ve only been out a couple of hours or whatever or even not even that. Uh this was just like a warm down, cool down from the four days of cycling. I’m walking about [Applause] Oh, is that the is that is at the chain set. Okay. Cheers, Duke. Um, would you mind copy and paste that to Discord for me, please? I’ve been trying to do things on uh Twitch to make to improve prove it and I get so way laid and then distracted. I don’t get anything done. I’ve been looking for things on my mods and stuff. [Applause] And you know, it’s like by the time you remember, you haven’t even got time or and then you you forget. I made a I made a Twitch marker the other day. I don’t know how I done that. Obviously by accident in the app. Must have been sat down fiddling. That’s all right. Huh? We should have done a screenshot of it. Alpha. So down here, I’m just going to show ID cuz he hasn’t seen it with his own eyes and he may as well while he’s here like the the viewpoint there cuz he is into his views, you know, he does like his spectacular views and he likes his old stuff. But down here there was an old World War I that they’ve turned it into um workshops for various companies. You got plumbers merchants in there, builders merchants, the dance studio, music studio, and various other stuff. But the boat is still there. The big dirt walls, uh, the gate still there. What looks like a drawbridge, but you can only go through the gate, the closed gate, if you got an appointment at one of the workshops. Must be a nightmare if you got a soggy bottom. You want to go at the plumbers. They didn’t think of that, did they? Cheers, buddy. Barbecues. Barbecues. Just rode over a load of grass. It’s like a windscreen. It’s smashed. Fort Hstead. That’s where it’s called. It’s a business center. [Applause] Oh yeah, JC’s behind here, too. Oh, and there’s a bit of artillery. That’s the cannon I was thinking of. Look. [Applause] Look at this place. What do you reckon? It’s all right. Is it? Just the one where you normally go around the top. No. Do you want to go that one? Oh my god. No. No. It’s not Fort Hamhurst. Oh, right. I’ll bring these in. Is it coming in? We would love to go in there and have a look around. Yeah, we haven’t got an appointment or anything. Can you give us an appointment and a guided tour? Here to work, though. You have to what? Here to work. You have to You’re here to work. Ah, okay. What you working here as? I’m cleaning the offices. Oh, are you? You could definitely give us a tour. Could we have a look through the gate? cuz it it looks awesome in here. And that great big gate there, it must have been here hundreds of years. Oh, big gates. Look at that in there. Currently, it’s 10. I don’t think we should go any further. I feel like we’re violating the rules. I feel because Yes. Let Let me see. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It’s fine. It’s fine. It’s just impressive just to see that part because, you know, how it how it used to what it was in the day, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of it is still very intact. Really? Yeah. You make me more intrigued to want to come in. You wouldn’t have thought that so you saw would you really? Thanks very much. Oh, it’s a business center. Yeah, it’s a business center. There’s all these different businesses down there. I don’t know. Rehearsal studio. Yeah, rehearsal studios. Music place. it just to see them tunnels and how long that was. That was crazy, wasn’t it? Do you know what I mean? It’s just woof. But yeah, but I don’t know. I don’t know about parking your park your car under an artillery. I don’t think it’s going to fall off though, is it? You never know. I know. But you know, I I didn’t think that tunnel was that long. And as soon as we walked in there, no signal. Thick roof as well. It’s what? The thick roof. The thick roof. Yeah. Yeah. We would have had no signal, would we? In there. But um Oh, it’s not underneath it. It’s It’s kind of to the edge, but it was nice of her to show us. I mean, to be fair, Hang on a minute. You got a She’s backed up and she’s got a dent on a roof. Has she got a dent on a roof? Or was that go faster? [Applause] No, they’re meant to be there. Oh, it’s the hinges for the boot. Yeah. Yeah. There might be a hell of a lot of uh rubbing going on. I don’t know if that’s something that we want in the stream. Stay there. That’s it. You stay there. Oh, sorry, Paul. That’s all right. Yeah, we’ve got Fort Hstead, Fort Hamhurst, which is the big one with all the loads of cannons in there, and it’s all tiered, three or four tiered next to the river. And then there’s another fort that you can’t get into cuz it’s been changed. Yeah, you can’t get into that one. Uh, I’m trying to think think of the name. I don’t know what it is. But yeah, it’s crazy to think you’ve come off that little road round there through a few trees and this is here, [Applause] isn’t it? It’s bloody crazy. said both strings down at the same time, did they? That’s cuz we started at the cuz we start at the same time. [Applause] Oh, okay. Well, that must be uh metal interference or something. [Applause] Um yeah, I was saying we won’t be out for long like heading back sort of thing. Not long, but um should we do a vote for to get Idison on guitar tonight on on Rocksmith? No. Do you want to see Idison on Rocksmith tonight? No, I can’t. Honestly, I can’t. It teaches you, but then it’ll show that a non-player like I was how you can pick it up through the instruction of the G of the I’ve got no manual dexterity or finger skills. No, I haven’t either. You got no fingering skills. Oh, no finger skills. Um, but I think you should give it a go at least. Huh? I know you’re trying to talk me into it. You’re trying to talk me on to get on the PlayStation. I’ve got no eye coordination. I’m not the No, I haven’t got a PlayStation. Oh, [Laughter] even even Chhatty Badger says yes. And this is the first time chat first time viewer. Who said Chhatty Badger if you can do guitar here or you can give it a go at least. Catkin says [Music] out. Well, it’s only San Miguel. You need a chalk to your license. All right. Oh, we’ll go down here on the path. Franklin the guitar. You can you can get a shirt off of me. My internet’s gone [ __ ] Sorry, this is not it’s gone stupid. Okay, at least they weren’t beeping at me today. The stream is, but stream buddy’s not. Whoa. [Music] here on the van. The road in between’s nice. Yeah, the road in between’s nice, but nothing else. That’s how you park a Porsche. Like that. Like stall it. Park it like you stole it. And Oh. Oh. So I reckon what? 7:00, 8:00, 8:00, whenever. That’ll be 8:00 UK time. Oh, that should have said at chat, shouldn’t it? I hug space at chat. See you later, Alpha. Have a good evening. Thank you and see you again soon. Have a great evening. Woo! Legs. Legs are burning. It’s like fire. Ha. The one my heart. That’s what it reminds me when I see that P. Wet wet wet. Bloody idiot. What happened to the 2 m rule there? But if he obeyed the 2 meter rule, he would have hit the car on the other side. Not obviously not my side. He should have been directing away from him. I mean, yeah. At least you gave me a wave. And the push pad and the puss. [Applause] The pot I know. They’re shocking, aren’t they? Then I bring them down this lane. Full of potholes. [Applause] Rickety crookedy ground. Nice. Quick, red eye some quick quick. [Laughter] Um, all right, we’ll stop here. [Applause] Oh. Um, finish it. Thank you everyone. I won’t be out tomorrow. I’ll be um resting. I goes home tomorrow, too. So, that’ll be a sad day to to be there to do that. Should see you Thursday. Bye. Stop.