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Hi, I’m a Carer for my Wife who has Multiple Sclerosis. As a keen cyclist, I’ve decided to use my passion for something worthwhile. I cycle around Kent a couple of days a week for fitness since spring 2022 streaming my rides on twitch. So I thought I’d include raising funds for Multiple Sclerosis Society Charity.
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Thank God. You haven’t gone live. No. Oh, no. We did. We did our We went out for a day. We went out for a day and it was there. We all was in one car and completely lost. And we were trying to tell him how are you? We got cheeseburger and salad. You’re here. I’m here. Here. Of course. Delicious. I’m actually getting hungry. We didn’t have to have a curry. And we went on That’s a very something that we needed a car on. I’m on the orange juice. We like Seth. We like Seth. He said Seth food. Remember the kids are behind the set. The wall Bit of dressing. Yeah. Comes with your cucumber, your lettuce, bread, onion. And that’s thousand island. I don’t know how many problems I’m talking about. When she asked if you wanted sauces, I was nearly going to ask for um steak sauce. I forgot what we ordered. Steak sauce. I thought I was having steak. I ordered a burger. Um, just a a sauce of go. I also like Dian steak. Dian. Oh, yeah. With a like mush cream and mushroom sauce. I get a buffalo sauce from co I think. I think it’s cobalt as the buffalo sauce to honest. I remember. Yeah, I prefer burgers. Not McDonald burgers. Proper proper cap. It’s homemade co. Stuff it in there. So, our trip starts tomorrow. Got to be up past 5 in the morning. I’ll be I know you will. Where’s my go? I remember in the hotel we went up in [Music] I’m not kidding a Good evening, Katie. How are you? Consecutive streak. Thank you very much. Oh, I I’ll have lost my watch. No, you were in the chat, weren’t you? Yeah. Yeah. I don’t know if that counts. What were you on? You want it? Uh, about cuz you did it the other day, didn’t you? I tied me bike up next to the bush and I’ve bloody got pricked by nettles all over me hands and me legs. What do you mean it doesn’t matter? It doesn’t it doesn’t It might have been might have been an electric fence. Think about it. We went well What’s everyone else eating tonight? Pizza night. What touched the fence? It’s not here. back of the cancer. I don’t think it’s election to be honest. Don’t forget the rabbit’s food. Can’t forget the rabbit’s food. I dropped a bit of burger on the table. I’m good. Can’t eat that. doesn’t know where the table’s been. Yeah, family man. I was saying this earlier to Id got, you know, a few friends that have got kids and I don’t ring them personally to, you know, do things with because they’ve got kids. cuz I don’t know what they’re actually going to be doing, you know. That’s up to them. I did look to see if he was streaming today uh when I raided before I finished earlier. Sorry, buddy. Oh, that might have gone out on the speaker back of the tent. Not from this range. You got two notifications for Tik Tok. Tik Tok. I’m noticing this because channel some go live on Tik Tok and uh like on Twitch. I thought he was like all the time. All right. I didn’t know that. Okay. That was delicious. There’s not enough. Honestly, there’s not enough. No, there’s a dessert menu on No, it’s beautiful. Thank you very much. That’s not enough. You have to mention dessert menu. Didn’t look at the dessert menu, but I did thought think about a dessert. It could be uh we could have flat jacket custard. This is Coca-Cola, by the way. He’s lying, by the way. I’m only one liar. I’m on holiday. Vodan Malibu and pineapple. Like a woman’s drink. We got Yeah. Malibu and pineapple. Malibu, pineapple, and something else. Vodka, I think. What? In one in one drink. Yeah, it’s called It’s called something. Just a taste of the Malibu alone like the coconut, you know. Beautiful. Uh, that was del. Uh, what was Malibu Pineapple? The name of the cocktail. The cocktail. Yeah, the cocktail. Malibu pineapple. It might have been vodka. type Malibu and it came up there and you know it brings up suggestions maximum Little bit weird. [Music] You can actually Yeah, I for cocktails sunset. Okay. No. Elaborate. What was Dellboy’s cocktail drink? I’ve eaten a little bit of tomato. I haven’t eaten a lot. There’s another one here. Caribbean scallion. No. These are the pina colada. D I think that’s mother pineapple. It really nice. Yeah, absolutely. Airbnb. It’s like hold a minute. Let’s focus. Have you always eaten burgers? Were you making or is it just cuz it was a big chunky one? I’ve seen people do it like a more regular thing. Okay. Only in public. All right. I want to have a schedule about that only in public. Tell you a funny story. Certainly in how you describe things when I was still at school. I um went to North Alton. No, we went down the town me and J went down the town from school. met um Allison and Mandy and they lived in North. We got on the train, went back to North Island and uh went into a a calf or something and I ordered a burger. We all ordered burgers. They all came I picked it up. I don’t think I’d eaten a burger like that before or had a takeaway burger like that. Yeah. And uh she called me Allison called me a pig for picking open your hands. She they went to uh all girls school. So it was an etiquette thing. So ever since then I’ve never eaten a burger hands in public on the in the shoulder with steak right now. It’s like the etiquette thing. Uh I don’t know. She was a a training account and she worked with this like big company and it was like you probably won’t know. It was like a Hilton hotel type of thing like in up near our area like a but they had like a big posh restaurant and like she had ordered the steak and she’d left a bit and she and she dropped some on the floor. Uh and I’d like bent down to pick it up cuz it was on my side as I bent down cuz like the plate was on the edge of the thing like that with the knife and fork and the steak was under there. I hit the fork and the steak. Yeah. I I didn’t get asked for that, but a couple of Oh, yeah. You saw me up and it was an accident. You know, I can see you feel really plasma says, “Eat a burger.” How you like how you like it? I’ve never It’s not It’s not something I’ve seen regular. I’ve seen like happen more on Twitch than anything else. I’ve never seen it. Yeah. I don’t watch people I don’t watch people. A couple of people I’ve watched like you know when they do that I turn off. Yeah. I don’t I don’t see how I know people do like watching and stuff like that, but this is really the first This is really the first time that I’ve eaten on stream sort of thing. Uh apart from the times recently or when I’m camping the microphones cut. Yeah, we forgot the microphones. Hang on a minute. [Music] that. Is that too much? That should be okay. I would have thought it’s not booming here. Yeah. Is that any better? No, I wasn’t having a go. I was just wondering if it was something you’d always um pretty much here now. No, in public. Yeah. Uh with a knife and fork. Burger with a knife and fork. Oh, much better. Remind me to turn it down tomorrow. He makes your choices. Yeah. Otherwise, you’ll be getting definite. You’re making a choice for the right, not the wrong. Yeah. Idison says, “I’ve always have I always eaten burger with a knife and fork.” And I told him the story. You got the comfort blanket if it works. Did you all hear the story? Don’t ask me to repeat it. I don’t repeat myself. This is no repeat. No repeat. Yeah. And I’ve always seen the wife do it, too. Yeah, she went to a posh school. She went to Bh school. Yeah. And I Yeah, I met them before meeting the Ms. But yeah, same school. Not the same school. Same type of Yeah. Can we go? I’m sorry. It’s your etiquette, too. I’m not repeating it. Casp. I’ve left me tomatoes. Who was it? Bonapetit Equite. It was beautiful. It was really, really nice. Yeah, really was. 8 oz 8 oz burger. I don’t think there was anything poured on it, was it? Even the the co was delicious. The chips were Yeah. double cook chips, weren’t they? Yeah. You see the oil or the the lag ooze out of it when you push your your fork in. Lovely. Dribble down your chin. Yeah. As one would say, low. But yeah, the lady came and says, “Is everything all right?” I says, “No, there’s not enough.” She went, “There’s dessert menu.” No, I want more burger. We can order another one. Do you know I I couldn’t eat up that right size. No. Yeah, you’re right. Yeah. Yeah. That’s just being greedy, isn’t it? You probably haven’t seen the competitive eaters of your own YouTube then if you don’t think the people watching. Um I’ve watched there’s one called Beard Me. food in English. I’ve I’ve watched um food competitions where they got to eat as much as they can. All right. Well, but I’ve never like in a time. Yeah. Yeah. There was that one on some TV program going around America and going into certain calfs and eating doing their food challenge. This is what this one does. The English word. What in England? Yeah. Yeah. Well, he travels the world. But when you see like the the amount you put to work, it’s ridiculous honestly. I mean like proper I think what the pizza he’s eating in like a set time is probably bigger than this table really. Yeah. But he’s a he’s a jacked lad as well, you know. Right. I could eat I eat quite a lot. like when when me and Clive went from Rochester to Hastings. Well, it was like I don’t know maybe 10 hours on the bike. Um we had kebab. Yeah. And I’m not really a Donna kebab. I prefer mixed kebab. Yeah. Uh and they always come in a large. Uh they two got uh the guy’s house we were staying at, he he got I think They both got done a kebab, small one, and they didn’t eat all of it. But I had the mixed kebab, which is a large one. And yeah, that was gone. So I can put a lot away. I norally if I’m going to get a kebab, it’s normally like a don kebab. I like the Yeah, I like the chili and garlic and all that stuff on it and dripping down your face. I can do I can do the garlic and stuff. Chili ches. Chili challenges are funny. Hot chip challenge. Yeah, as long as they’re hot. As in hot sauce one or a chili one where the That’s on YouTube as well. I’ve never really watched many of them, but I’ve seen clips where they get like celebrities like they’re talking [ __ ] but they’re eating these hot chili things at the same time. No, which is quite amusing. No, I couldn’t do that. I don’t know. That’s putting yourself through some Eat like a pigeon. I I wish I could I could buy Oh, you eat like a pigeon. Is that what it is? Yeah. Hot wings. I think it might be hot wing challenge. Hot chip challenge. Hot wings. Hot wings. This is orange and lemonade today. This is caller. He’s lying. It’s um vibto. Yeah. Vto with a frothy tongue. Vtor. I never like vibto. No. I like the ryena. Ryana. Yeah. Ryena gives me headache for some reason. [Music] Cider and black made with riana. Cider and blacker. Yeah. But made with riana. You like a You eat like a horse. Is that because you are a horse? Come here, big boy. All depends how active we are, I suppose, if you are here. But he’s still growing. Yeah, you stop growing when you’re 35. I don’t know anything about all those his birthday is the year of the horse. How is it? Like all this uh zodiac stuff and things like that. I don’t I don’t know what’s what all what you’re meant to be in like cuz they assign different character characteristics, don’t it, to each star sign and stuff like that. No, it’s the month. Is it the month? Chinese. No, I mean in general. No, like Well, with the horse that’s Chinese astrology. No, but it’s like, you know, you get all these like the you get the was it mystic mega or something like the horoscope and stuff like that? Yeah. Yeah. I’m an ox. I’m a water. What am I? What year were you born? 71. Don’t know what month. Oh, December. December 71 it um some of the Chinese astrology they get mixed up because they’ll just give you uh cuz it’s Chinese astrologies changes in end of January or beginning of February dog maybe don’t despire insult at me cat you find hat diggity d how many like 12? So there’s 12 animal signs and then there’s uh earth, water, the four elements, earth, wind, five elements, not earth. It’s fire, wood, earth, water. Pig. I’m a pig. Yeah. Oh, is he pig? Oh, pig people are often seen as symbols of wealth and luck. The pig is known for goodnatured and easygoing nature. Mark’s the last animal of the 12 sword. Oh, okay. That’s the last one. Uh, it’s a good job you weren’t you watching me eat that burger. Captain, it says you’re a dragon. You’re a dragon. Are you a fiery dragon? Fiery dragon. Fire. I give you fire. Yeah, there’s it’s all governed by the time the time you’re born, where you’re born in the world, right? The month and year, and there might be something else. You are. You are a fiery dragon. Waitress is slacking. No, she’s not. No, she’s not. She’s bloody terrible. [Music] But here you can have it over there. independent, enthusiastic, popular, cheerful, and quick to compliment others. Oh, I reckon alpha is also probably a horse. I was born in the year the horse is said to be outgoing, cheerful. So, born on the horse, cheerful and outgoing, joy being part of a crowd. Would you like to order any desserts? I can’t see the menu from here, but we are Well, maybe um is Belgium waffles with cream and ice cream, right? There’s um I don’t actually know what’s on there. Nor do I. Should we go and take a photo? Yeah, go and take a That’s a good idea. I don’t want I don’t want to do that, but I’ll take the photo. Is there pictures of the desserts on there? So Tom, do you reckon Tom’s a pig? I wouldn’t say that. Yeah, we got to love horses. We love horses. He does. He does. You’re right. He does. For what reason? We don’t know. Even in steam. Various ice cream. sorbet including vegan ice cream. Belgium waffles. Oh, lemon berry dew. Chocolate and vanilla toe. Apple crumble. Is that hot apple crumble? Oh yeah, I would have thought so. That’s lemon berry juice, isn’t it? Lemon berry juice. D E. Is it a Is that a W or a U? That’s a W, in it. Lemon berry juice gift. It’s a lemon jerry picture. It’s a picture of a lemon berry juice. I’m going to Google that cuz uh but as soon as I saw that, me started watering. What is it? Juice. Big boy’s lemon long last cuz juice. Yeah, that’s the only thing that I would done on there cuz the lemon Belgium waffles. I don’t know actually. Don’t know if I wanted dessert. We’ve got biscuits and all right things. I’m going to be a good and just drink this. No, don’t like lemon. Oh, I love lemon. The the tangier the better. No, no. Now, you are all sick. It’s a glass with some orange juice and lemonade in it. What is a screwdriver? Do you mean a drink screwdriver? Oh, what’s in a screwdriver? There’s a flatty and a Phillips. Oh, just vodka and orange. Yeah, I thought Yeah, I was just going to say I think it’s something with orange. Would you like to order any desserts? I’m all right. Yeah, before it was the burger was too much. Yeah, it was quite That was delicious. Honestly, really nice. Yeah. Thank you. Straight out of the freezer. It was. It wasn’t. They were. You could tell them. They were proper homemade. I put a smile on my face. Yeah. Homemade last week. Frozen. Well, it could have been, but don’t be looking at my screws. I mean, we could have got one, but it was a bit too soon to be honest. Don’t you think? What? Straight up now? Yeah. You got to do at least 10 push-ups. I don’t think I could manage 10 after that. I’d be uh doing what you did outside of your tent. If I try to do 10 at the minute. There you go. There’s 10 push-ups for you. Ah, I wonder what you were doing. 20 of these. Yeah. Haven’t done one thing. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee. Should we try and learn the dance? I didn’t know what he was doing when uh I just thought he was stretching. To be honest, I was just having a stretch. Sure. It’s just having a stretch. Can’t a man have a stretch in piece. That’s what we should have. Should have brought your plug. No plug. Yeah. Plug a battery in somewhere. Don’t be any electric sockets out here. No, we could have asked them to get in the bar. They’ll have Hoover sockets somewhere. I’ll have enough to see tomorrow and possibly a bit on Monday. Yeah, I need to just see how it goes. I’ve asked you know the main thing was doing a castle. Yeah. As long as you got that. Yeah. man. Oh, but all the tables in there reserved. Most of them are reserved today. We got thrown out in the back even. You did say though. I asked him cuz I I noticed the reserve thing on the tables and I said like uh did we have to book up? He said no sit anywhere you want. Oh, right. Yeah, right. Oh, that was handy cuz I was going to sit in there but then obviously like you’d mentioned can we have it outside? I forgot about you smoking. Well, it was more about Yeah. on streaming and stuff. What we up to tomorrow? Uh we’re heading towards we’re cycling tomorrow. We’re doing a few miles tomorrow. We’re going to Burlington on sea. I was going to say Bochester. I don’t know where Belchchester come from, but I knew it began with a B and an I. I couldn’t. Ah, between Bington and Rochester. It’s uh a little past Margate, but we’re traveling around the coast. We go from D. It’s basically following the course all the way around. It’s following the coast. But uh from deal, we got to go inland a bit to sandwich it. To Sandwich. Yeah. Because that’s marsh land and a river. And if you follow the coast and you carry on, you come to the river that you can’t cross and you got come all the way back and then go through this weird turning cuz I got lost. I know the signal cuts out. Well, uh when I was Zenwood streaming, the signal cut out. uh going through that part. Oh, okay. Um up until we got closer toward sandwich, right? That sounded that sounds familiar. Go paddling. Paddling. The signal was a lot better and the camera was a lot more stable. You know, after you mentioned taking the medium off cuz she had the medium, didn’t she? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I had all I had all the issues with the media mod. Um, it’s cuz it makes the battery it makes the GoPro hot, right? And especially in the sun with that heat she had. Um, and it’s just sat there in the sun, not moving, no air flow through it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And if you put the battery in and you charge it without the media mode, it will overheat also. But now she’s got the battery out so it’s straight through. Yeah, they do remember us from yesterday to be honest cuz he asked if we want a tab today cuz he thought we were going to be drinking. We had the We had the choice. Yeah. Yeah, we got the choice. [Music] Not being a good point here. Just the one. That’s what you said yesterday. Just the one. No, I said I just told yesterday. No, I said two yesterday. Just going to have four. Why is this on Burton on Trent? Ken’s not made there, is it? I thought Ken was German. I haven’t got a clue. Oh, Ken’s not German, is it? I don’t know. I thought Ken was German. says on here. If it says so, it must be true. Yeah, we was a little bit naughty, but blame the influencer for that. You know what? Sometimes he gets like I reckon it was all orchestrated. You’re the influence. I’m talking about someone that lives in the Arctic. Ah. Ah. It was funny. Yes. I’m glad you enjoyed yourself. Yeah. But he’s not in the No. Funny, funny, funny. That’s so funny. Look at the flowers over there. B and the flowers pop. No, I wasn’t mean and you stink. Guilty conscience, Ste. Yeah. Guilty. Guilty. It’s not me. It wasn’t me. It wasn’t me. It is a pretty wall. A pretty wall of cover color. Those flowers in the middle. They’re be What a color. Beautiful. The copper red one. What the [ __ ] Roses. No, they’re roses. That the roses. Beautiful color. Can you see them behind that? The bean. Is that what you’re pointing at? Yeah. Yeah. So you can bring your plants to the pub, nourish them proper. Is that a mushroom? No, it’s cabbage. Yeah. In this village, in the next village, people bring horses to the pub. These lot bring their flowers. I’m sure they will too. Yeah. What’s that? It’s umbrella. When I wanted to take a photo for the dessert, there was a couple sat on the table underneath. All right. So, I think you probably mind if I took a photo of the Yeah. She said, “Oh, I thought you wanted a photo of me.” I just smiled. Now, that is cheeky. I wouldn’t s say such a thing. [Music] Nice. Is it going down well? Yeah, but not as nice as the first laga. Yeah, last night. Cuz by the second and third one, I don’t know what I was doing. I had a friend, he was go, his brother lived in the British Virgin Islands. He was an accountant out there and he would come visit him like every couple of years and he brought me a bottle of this rum back um I think it was called something like 150 something like but it’s 150% proof right and it tasted like [ __ ] really. Oh, honestly. But after the first one, he didn’t care cuz you were a But he said people take the, you know, like a milk bottle or like a milk carton. He said they’ll take it at the distillery and they’ll they’ll fill it up there. And I think the bottle he brought me back, it was a liter bottle and said about 75 p or something. Like really? Yeah. [ __ ] hell. It’s proper nasty. We know. in in I went to Prague years ago and I was ill. I had a flu. Yeah, I had the flu and a local went here, go and get some whatever it was and it was green in the in the liquor store and it was green stuff and I had one shot of that. Absent? No, it wasn’t absent. Could be a month. No, I don’t I can’t remember but what it was called, but it wasn’t those two cuz I’ve tried those two afterwards looking for it. But uh it knocked me out for like 48 hours. Yeah. Yeah. And I woke up right as red. Yeah, that was good stuff. Do you remember Night Nurse? Night nurse? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve been asleep on night nurse over the weekend. That’s good stuff. Night nurse. The drowsy stuff. I don’t think it’s as important is now as it used to be cuz you could probably knock yourself out in that. But that wasn’t that like a thick green color or something. Wasn’t it nice cream? I remember it being thick or something like that. I don’t know. Wasn’t it? I thought it was like that syrup brownie stuff. It might have been Yeah. Don’t know. Is that rum in general, Captain? Or just uh white rum or black rum? Black rum is nice. Just room in general. It was white rum, I think. Oh, green. Oh, green. Oh. Oh, Night Nurse was green. Yeah, I thought it was. Oh, okay. I don’t know. I’m [ __ ] glo. Ah, yeah. I keep forgetting that the the green stuff that I was in Prague was as green as this. White rum. No, it was as green as grass or green as that tree over there or as green as that bush there. Your ex was addicted to it. Nightmares. [Laughter] Oh my god. I can still vaguely recall the smell of it, you know. It’s I I can’t like describe it, but I’m charging me phone up. the chat phone with this battery. Nothing on it actually. Nope. It’s minty. Minty. I don’t remember it being No, I don’t. I thought it was like, you know, like a normal medicinal type like um TCP. I also love the smell of that TCP and germline. Germaline. I think I got a um a tube of germline. Yeah, I have. Yeah. Oh, it’s cute. Comes in handy. They did a germline chewing gum at one point. Yeah. Yeah, that was the bit nasty. Yeah, I you don’t come across as as abundant as you used to. Um, wriggly spee or juicy fruit or beach nut. Yeah. Oh, beach nut. The little uh pillows. Yeah. Little pillows. Pillows. Beachnut. Yeah. Beachnut. Beachnut chewing gum. It was tangy. Oh, minty. Minty, was it? What? Fisherman’s friends. I do I don’t mind them now, but I couldn’t send them as a kid. We dad used to get them. Right. But your taste change as you get older though, don’t you? Yeah. Yeah, it does. Like cough candy. Do you remember the I just seen that cough candy twist? Do you remember them? No, the brown. Yeah, the brown ones. They were like orange. Well, they might have been brown, but they were orange. Oh, were they? Yeah. I know. I think it might be like I think they did brown ones as well cuz we the same color as army and nies. I don’t know what they are. They were like an oval an oval suite. Quite thick, right? and kind of all ani. Yeah. Cough candy twists. Cough candy twists. You had a big arch and now a large pizza. Victory V’s. Victory V’s. Oh yeah. They were bigger than Fisherman’s Friends. What a what an arch. A big arch is the McDonald’s. New Macdonald Big Mac. Well, it’s like a big It’s a Big Mac, but Big Mac up there. Big Mac. Yeah. Yeah. When I went to drop my brother’s bike off back to him before I started streaming again in the van before that was funny with him with the directions. Um, we had just had actually a big arch. Yeah. It wasn’t too bad to be honest. But there was too many gerkins in it for me. Yeah, but you’re cycling a lot as well, aren’t you, Katy? So, it’s not like you’re you’re not burning it off. Oh, yeah. I’m not a fan of Domino’s pizza. I like a proper dirty pizza from a like a normal takeaway. So, the old Big Mac is a small Mac now in comparison. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I’m still of the mindset for McDonald’s that you could get a cheeseburger for 69p. No, I think it’s £189. Yeah. Yeah, but you used to get like a normal hamburger for 59 p. I think it wasn’t a cheeseburger 69. Yeah, they had the prices of McDonald’s on like saying how much it was a few years like 10, 15, 20 years ago. compared to what it is now. Yeah. And it’s like double. But Burger King No, Burger King was um always the expens most expensive belief. Wimpy. Wimpy. You should be expensive. I know. It is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It probably is the same price as Burger King. You’d rather have an imp wimpy. My mommy used to work there. Uh we had uh one up near us. They all shut down now. I think there’s about uh 12 shops left and they’re all down south. There’s one in Strude. Is there? I know there’s a couple in London. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a different type of burger. Don’t know. They actually that was in They tasted like meat. burgers. Yeah. Flame grilled. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they used to grill the bun. That’s right. Toaster bun. Yeah. Yeah. I think my first wimpy was in my mile end. Milend East London, I think. Or it might have been with Allison and Mandy. thinking about it back when I was at school who uh called me a pig for picking up the and eating the hamburger with me hands. So is that what you were thinking when I was eating my burger? No. Oh, year of the pig. Well, there you go. Yeah, there you go. Is it the year of the pig? Yeah. Like the year of the pig that I was born. But you’re not 48 this year. 56. No. 1971. It was year of Yeah. Okay. December. Yeah. Uh what’s this year’s year for the Chinese astrology? Don’t know. No, because it’s a 12 year cycle in it and rather than a 12 month. Yeah. Right. cuz there’s 12 animals 12 animal signs and then there’s um so what they say in the Chinese astrology that every 12 years or when it’s so if it was the year the pig now your year that you were born it’s supposed to be a good going to be a good year for you right uh so that only happens when you’re 12 24 36 all right 48 Okay. 60. So you have the wood on there. Yeah. Snake. Oh, snake. Right. The truck’s a snake. Yeah. Wimpies are not plastic burgers. So if anyone in the chat is either 12, 24, 36, 48, or 16. So you only had 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, 84, 96. So if you live to 100, you only have eight good years. Not bad though, is it really? Somebody said to me, “Oh, you’re just going to have very good years of your life.” Yeah. [Music] [Laughter] It does, doesn’t it? Sounds about right. No, but it’s supposed to be uh a good year. That year, it’s better than expected. Yeah. Well, if you do have those good eight years, you know you’re going to live till 96. But I’m no good at history. This is why I have to count with my fingers. Do we go and get you another one? No. No. And 88 back ones. Yeah. Hey Olga. Yes mate. We good? How are you? How you going? We’re just talking about food, Chinese astrology, and eight good years. Eight good years. That sounds like a film. We should make a film about that. Johnny knows a song about it. We’ve just had the most bestest burger and chips. The most bestest We’re just chilling out this evening. Contemplating the ride tomorrow. It could be. Oh, come on. What’s this? [Music] No, I’m not tired. Captain [Music] [Applause] [Music] Is this for you catching [Music] espresso macro macato? Has anybody [Music] just life may give you lemons when dancing with the demons? No stress. No stress. No need to be depressed. [Music] That sounds a lot of acting in it, doesn’t it? [Music] I think we just got to act like a penguin. [Music] That’s why sweating like a spaghetting. [Music] Oh, I need some people to do that with me. Zift me up. [Music] Oh, [ __ ] cool. [Music] Espresso. And that was second in Eurovision. That was second in Eurovision this year. What won it? Oh, what? I don’t know what won it. Wasn’t England. I don’t know. I don’t know what would it are coming with the raid. Hey Josh, how are you doing? Where are we coming from? Last year’s second was good, too. I don’t think there was a brand on there. I don’t know. I don’t know. But I’d never heard of a Mickey Madam Manamato. Ah, okay. Rim Tigim Rim Tig. Do you want to watch? Do you want to listen to Do Have Have you heard of Rim Tig? No. Do you want to listen to that one? Does everyone know what ring that? Yeah. Last year. Oh no. Um, last year second was good too, which is Rim Tibby Rim Tibet. Can they go on for like six or seven hours a whole show or something like that, you know, with all the songs? No, I think they’ve um I think they’ve w like they do um over three or four nights now. Oh, is it even worse? God. And that’s the final and they have um uh not playoffs. Not playoffs. What’s it called? Elimination. Yeah, I think so. Big stage production. Hey minimal. Hi. How you doing? Thank you for the raid. Hey GPU. We’re just looking at some vision song contest runner ups. We just had the maki yakiato song. You felt a dis. How’s your day been? [Applause] Hey Willy Wally, how are you? Let’s stop that while we uh [Music] Oh, you had two big beers. Really? Oh, I had three. Three of these yesterday and I wasn’t too good. I wasn’t. No, I went green. I pretty much pretty much went green. [Laughter] You’ve lost your tent. Lucky this pub’s just on the outside of our campsite. So, we can’t get too drunk tonight because we got to cycle tomorrow. And being drunk or having a drink the night before is not good. That happened to me when Zen was over here. Yeah, just blame chat. Just blame them. You’ll be all right. Just blame them. If you don’t get your destination tomorrow, just blame them. Don’t fall asleep on the top of the tent. Oh, and don’t go tent raiding. My buddy went tent raiding one time. He lent his tent to some guy and the guy got drunk and then the guy who lent the tent to the other guy got drunk and then he decided to jump on it while the guy was still sleep well sleeping inside it. He got a shock. Oh. Oh, I think I would have taken your tequila. I don’t mind a bit of tequila with um lemon and salt. That’s what I should have done last night really cuz I’m not really a laga drinker. It’s too much. Three pints. Yeah, you don’t want it to rain when you’re not inside your tent. That’s not good. We’ve um we’re down here on the south coast of England next to Dover and um we’re going to cycle the coast back towards London. So, basically we’re going to Yeah. all the way around the coast. Uh when Glenn came to England and I met him down the road, he went straight, it’s only 21 miles from Dover to Canterbury and then but he did a what was it 80 miles to London one day? Yeah. 80 miles. Yeah. Do 806 miles. 86 miles. But that took him about 12 hours, isn’t it? Yeah. We went there today. Minimal. We went there today. We spent um most of the day actually. Here’s my tan. He’s got a tan. if you got his gloves. No, I I I lost the glove on the way back. Yeah, he was only in the sun for 5 minutes. Yeah, thank you for the follow. This is Idison also streams. He’s not at the moment. Uh he normally streams around the east south, no northeast. I don’t I’ once or twice a year. He’s lying. Yeah. And um I didn’t get to could do D do Castle last time he was down here. So he decided to come down and invited me along. I think he just wanted a shadow, you know. But we’ve been here two nights. This will be our second night here. And then yeah, we’re just doing two days. Should only be two days. Good one, Josh. Oh, it was just a bit of color getting back into him after drinking. I don’t think he was drinking Perno. Pero’s red, isn’t it? No, Pero is like a clear Well, it’s like a greeny color. Like a very pale green again or like pale yellow. See? Yeah. Yeah. I don’t know. See if you look If you look through that window there, see the color of the glass? I don’t know if you can you can actually make out the color of the of the glass. It’s that color round about. Yeah. No, but you see like you got the yellow tint off the the light that light in the background. Oh, okay. It’s similar to that color but like translucent. I must say red because ana seeds red. Yeah. And pero taste of an right in it. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn’t it? Are you wanting to see his tent? I think it’s the same tent as your one. Same as Yeah. And someone rocked up today. Four of them from Croatia. Not Croatia. Yeah, Croatia. Same tent. That is a threeman version. There’s only two of them because the boys have another tent. He was getting bleak from drink drinking. I prefer my one. [Music] Mama Mama, we were going to listen to Ring Ticketing. Grenadine. Grenadine. That’s awful stuff. Awful. It’s bloody awful. Same as that champagne stuff. Champagne. Bloody awful. Oh, Grenadine’s red. Oh, I thought it was green. But that’s what happens when you’re color blind. That bike looks blue. Yeah, most women do. I don’t know why. Oh, let’s get the champagne out. The champagne. Champagne. I don’t think I’ve ever tasted like a top quality one of them. probably like the cheaper version, but it just they all taste disgusting. Wasn’t pleasant. No, no, it’s it’s like fizzy wine. Yeah. Bloody awful. I prefer fruity wines to be honest and red. Red. Well, most fruity wines red anyway, isn’t it? Don’t quit yourself. Green blood. Yeah, it’s been good. It’s been good. It’s been very uh relaxed. We haven’t done much cycling. Yeah, we’ve done the It’s consisted of like a train ride basically. A couple of train rides. Yeah, that’s been it really. Yeah, we’ve done about I don’t know maybe 20 mile in total cycling so far. I was going to say 12. No, I think that was about 14 today and then maybe the bit to deal back yesterday. Oh yeah, it was funny and deal last night. That was funny. That was funny. So, when are you going to get to Italy? When are you going to get to your How long have you got left? Oh, you’ve got more than 4 days left before you get there cuz we need to get back home and watch. You sit in a room in a Did you sit in a cubicle? They play all different sounds. Car was in last night. Yeah. When can you tell press a button when you can hear it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I done that one and a nice rocker rocker. What? It’s a weird feeling, but it’s not horrible. Weird feeling. Weird feeling, but not horrible feeling. You just be a little pro like you know. It’s coming out. Oh, really? From Venice. Oh, on an ebike and so they must be charging their bike in the hotel. It’s like um I was surprised that when in England we calling up calling up the uh the campsites during the day uh and asking for electric to you know charge our phones and stuff. I’m surprised they’re not saying no, we don’t expect we don’t allow ebikes because why would the cyclist be wanting electricity apart from charging batteries and stuff? But no one says, “Oh, no, we don’t allow ebike charging, which is good.” You haven’t thought about it yet, I don’t think, because um people are scared of the ebikes getting being charged cuz you’re all using the wrong charger and stuff. Are you at a hotel tonight? Oh, are you in a No, he’s he’s in a campsite tonight looking for his tent. Chat plied and we drink. All right. Uh now he’s drunk and he can’t may not be able to find his tent. Well, good luck. Good luck with that one. Yeah, but the main part was making it uh uh like your destination, wasn’t it? That was what you you were hoping for. How you get back, it doesn’t make any difference. How many days is he going? But he he planned on 28 days. Oh, okay. And he’s on like day nine. Seven or eight. Seven. Oh god. Oh, okay. So, you still got loads of time. You’re probably not going to make it back. I’ve been hit more than Did you? All right. Oh, yeah. It doesn’t matter how you get back. I I’ve been saying I met a guy coming from he was from Liverpool. I went to London last week or the week before. No, it was about four weeks ago to be honest. And um met this guy cycling back. He didn’t know where he was going. He did a poll. He did a poll on his Facebook group and he ended up in Croatia. No, Slovenia. Sorry. Slovenia in two weeks. And then you could but you did do a bit of training. I’m losing you cuz you and it’s not literally it is jumping spider what you’re thinking or clarifying what you’re doing. I get exactly what I say to people. I have absolutely jump if you come and talk to me. Oh, he did too. Yeah, it was good to watch him actually. He did 14 quick videos of the start in the morning, a few clips during the day and then evening about 20 minutes, 30 minutes and he went through all of them places. I think he did five countries within two weeks. Yeah. And because so many words Carl PL PL No, he bloody because of what I Oh, no. He did, didn’t he? He did. He did. Yeah, that’s right. Yeah, he did. He did. So, if you’re in Oh, shall I show you it? Yeah. And then all it does is is because they’re behind you here and the person you want to talk to is in front. your ears in the front. Oh, and I know the receptors on the top and I’ve got the telephone to call through check. [Music] Yeah. I mean, I wear earphones all the time, but that’s for my music. Hello there. My name’s Carl and this is my bike and that’s Big Ben. And today we’re setting off on a big European bike ride. And you’re all coming with us. So let’s go on the tour of the car. So now tonight we going to be cycling across. But here’s the exciting part. at the side where exactly throughout this journey. So he came to London on train and then he travels to do in two days. There’s the head first. Going to Belgium. This is just day one. I’ve got those hard. Sorry, we can’t see chat now. Hang on. What better place to start than here in the city of London? Catch you later, minimum. Some of the areas in London don’t have the dogs. My personal favorite. Elephant and castle. Elephant and castle. Here I am. So, it’s been a long day cycling. We’ve met a friend. Yeah. This is Phil. And Phil’s also a YouTuber. What’s his channel called? No Brakes NBR. No Brakes NBR. And he’s also on Switch. He he goes on bike rides around this area and takes his subscribers and followers with him. Bought an exit bike and he’s offered to help me out and give me a portion. He lost his GoPro. That’s why I stopped and says you’re not supposed to push your bike. He was knackered. The hottest day of the year it was. There we go. I’m not even You know what? I’ve heard of this. We never seen the people. What? What? No, I’m probably bending down a bit. The camera was probably on the floor. What are we We’re doing 10 kmh uphill. 10 miles. Boy, the fastest this bike’s ever gone. Wow. I’m getting used to this. Yeah. 64,000 subscribers he’s got on his YouTube channel. There’s some ladies here picking. So, obviously they must be doing a bit like chats and things like that or like donations for him or Oh, I don’t know. I I don’t know. Well, I think that’s probably work. something like that. That was great, wasn’t it? I’ve just been to little to get some snacks for tonight. He lost his GoPro and then he lost his biscuits. I thought you’ll be okay. Biscuits are on the floor. We’re going to stop soon anyway. And look, he’s clean cream crunches. Your [ __ ] biscuits have been squashed. There you go. Carl PL but his videos are awesome. Absolutely awesome. I enjoyed watching all of his videos. Someone keep saying the word. What do you reckon? He’s a celebrity right here. Absolutely. Oh yeah. You’re on TV, man. You’re on TV. One more for the worst. I think he did have a bell on his end of his bike. Do you want to head back? Yeah, come. Let’s head back. It’s going to be um interesting day tomorrow, I think. Isn’t it No, he said he wants to split it. [Applause] Really? Yeah. I wanted to I want to have Yeah. It was like when Zenica and even anyone anyone doing adventure on uh on Twitch, it um makes me want to get on with this pub. Beautiful. Nice little pup. This is trying to do a decent deal with this like that [ __ ] idiot loose. So I was saying to John, what you might want to do is phone up J and message him saying look I don’t know what to do. Alex got he’s uh he’s punched he’s punched Richard and we’re waiting cracking up just imagine Jez getting the irony is mate 3 days later that all came true didn’t it? It all came true. I’m now subject to the very first ever disciplinary hearing in the association. No it’s not. Oh no. Yeah. There you are. Really? Yeah. Yes. Done before, but there you are. Has it all gone through? No. No. The the the disciplinary hearing is supposed to be on the 14th of Can I pay for my meal, please? Oh, is he around there? Is he? I don’t know. Separately or I think they’re on my side. Wrong side of the pub. Did he Did he go out? Oh, I’m out now. I’m not going back in. Catch you later again, Glenn. [Laughter] Catch you later, buddy. So, he paid and then he doubled back somewhere. There he is. I wonder where you’ve gone. I went around that side and she said you were around that side. Yeah. I want to put the glasses there. Then I went and cuz there was people at the bar. I want to pay that like till behind. Oh, I thought you’d went to the Lusso tried to pay. She went She’s He’s already paid. Oh, [ __ ] God damn it. But this is a nice nice village. Kingstone [Applause] barn conversion. Eight garages. 10 garages. Sorry. We’ve cycled up this hill twice now. Keep getting lost. Um, do we have to walk all the way around? I mean, do we have to walk? Can we Can we walk all the way around? What? Up the hill? Up the hill? Yeah. Yeah. Would you mind holding this then? Yeah. this. She’s We got Idison as a cameraman. Uh Glenn had to go. All right. Yeah. And he he said that his um his uh what was his last message? Something about that he’s missing our content. Ah yeah. But that’s the way it is, isn’t it? Yeah. That’s the couple of crumbles. [Applause] Cook tumbler. [Applause] I’m surprised it’s not colder. [Music] [Applause] Cheers. [Applause] Plastic car. [Applause] Yeah, we would normally walk through there, but we’ll walk up the hill. Oh, look at the moon. Hang on. Nice. It’s not as sharp as it should be. I think that’s uh the dim light as well. Oh, the dim light thing. Someone’s got a nice drive. Oh, it’s gone pitch black. [Laughter] Would [Applause] you be bothered if someone was taking video of your house? Uh, it depends off. If we just like walking past like this, if you looked out your window and saw someone walking past with the camera staring at your house. Don’t know. Might think you’re trying to nick their car. I think if it was somebody that looked like me doing pointing the camera out the house and yeah, I thought I’d probably have a couple of concerns. [Applause] [Applause] That camera is brighter. I forgot me microphones. That’s what’s happened. [Music] [Applause] Oh, hang on. Um, that chat on the phone like stopped [Applause] Yeah, mate. All right. [Applause] Oh, it had no bot ritz has correctly joined the channel. Cool. No, that hasn’t refreshed. No, I wasn’t zooming in on that moon. [Music] Very dynamic. Okay. Is that the last message? Huh? No, I think it’s fine now. Yeah, cuz um IRL Pro uh chat stops sometimes, but most of the time we’re just coming up to the uh campsite again. [Applause] Yeah. Cheers, Ken. Yeah, it was actually a longer way to walk, but it’s a little bit nicer. This is where I realized I had a snail in me helmet. I don’t know where it came from. Is that like it can jump? Is it must you clip a chin on the box or something? No, it must have been the helmet on the bike in the bush yesterday. Last night. Ah, right. I think there’s been there all day crawling around. Yeah, it gave me, you know, you get cat licks. Yeah, I got a snail lick. But I think there was two of them. A snail. It was a snail. Yeah. Little tiny snail. It was that small. I thought it was a winkle. And then it started popping out of it shell. I just nearly ate it. Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah, woo! Woo! We didn’t want to look. We didn’t want to look at the woo woo. Yeah, that one. Ah, good one. CCTV. Here it is. That’ll shut them up. Yeah, wolf coming. There’s a wolf. Sh, [Applause] the sea. We see the sea. I don’t see any lights, but that’s in there. But yeah, that’s all right. It is too France. Wow. [Applause] You wearing those stilettos again? Yes, you got to wear stilettos when you’re cycling. It’s the only type of shoe. It’s the best type of shoe to wear. Right. [Applause] France. Hang on. Why is it gone like that? Wait. Oh, hang on. Let’s get away from that tree. You ready? He can see it in the distance anywhere. That glow. That one. It’s done its thing again. There we go. I think that’s better. Think of all those panorans. I think it’s it’s focusing on something else. We don’t want it to. Do you know? I don’t think I’ve ever tried any of that like or pan shop or anything like that. Haven’t you? No. I’ve had a quash on but have you ever tried any of the other stuff? Panoran. [Music] But chocolate croissants hot. Oh, they’re nice. Oh yes, they’re the best. Got to love a French pastry. Get the hammer. [Music] We’ve just got a hell of a walk to to the the tent now. I think we’ve got the best Well, probably one of the best spots here. Been on like a bit of a down slope. Yeah, spot. Yeah, most of the the field is like on a slope, but there’s a tent next to that tree over there. That’s on a proper angle. Yeah, real steep. The moon. Yeah. You saw the moon. Here he goes again singing the moon. Oh, s Who sang the hall of the moon? Theole, wasn’t it? That guy who sang um PP is not working. It hasn’t been working since Friday. Yesterday, wasn’t it D? Not Dream. Sitting in the corner. That one. Losing my religion. Losing my religion. Is it the same guy? Uh I don’t think it is, but it’s uh the similar era town. Yeah. Yeah. It could be. You know, that was Michael Stape, wasn’t it? Michael St. Yeah. I can’t remember. Oh, the Water Boys. The Water Boys. That’s it. Yeah. The whole of the move. One day we’ll get over there on the bike. One day. Dirt, dirty big ship. And here we are. This is where we live. for today. For tonight? Yeah. You all right? Oh jeez, it’s gone dark. We’re in the darkest corner. This is the darkest corner. the depths of hell and now it’s bright. It’s bloody weird. Okay, let me let me let you all go. Is that all right with you? Look, I’m just a shadow of a man. That was my belly in my belly. Okay, everyone. We’ll see you tomorrow. At the dark end of the street. Yeah. Good night everyone. Good night. We’re off. Good night everybody. Good night. Yeah. Take care of yourselves and we’ll see you again tomorrow. Bye bye. Good night, boys. Good night. Was that another band?