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and bing bong riders. Hey guys, we’re back. 
I’m finally back doing some inside cycling world videos today, guys. Let’s jump straight 
into it. Here we go. What do we got going on, guys? Okay, dudes. Been a while. Uh TNP, Team Not 
Pogy from the Not Pog Pogy YouTube channel. Guys, I missed you. Been missing you. Uh I’ve been 
so busy. You’re probably wondering where’s that Colin guy been? Where’s Inside Cycling 
World been? Or maybe you’re not. Maybe just   like whatever. Uh the last three weeks I’ve live 
streamed my audio commentary race coverage of the tour to France every day. So, it’s been a job. 
Okay, guys. I’m just fixing some stuff up here. I don’t like the way that looks right now. I think 
I need to stretch that out a little bit. Actually,   I think you got to go transition. Stretch the 
screen. Maybe that’s going to be it. Hope I can see everything here. Yeah, it looks about 
right. Just kind of looks like one of the   names going to get chopped off at the top. Oh, 
that’s why. Can we do that? Okay, guys. Uh, yes. Team not Pogy Championship Race. Looks like 
we got about 60 in the pipe. 5×5 here right now, guys. Um, oh, and I want to do this over 
here. Doing this over here, guys. Um, where is my YouTube channel stream coming through? 
Let me just do this for a second, guys. Okay,   it’s going to looks like it’s going to be a bit 
here. And we are only two and a half minutes from the start, guys. So, what are we doing here 
today? We’re doing the Muckle Yin. This is team N   Pogy Summer Championship race number one. It’s the 
Muckle Yin. So, it’s a modified customized version of the Muckle Yin. I just want to make sure 
everything’s still going live, you guys. Uh yeah, we are live live. Uh Don’s here in the chat. Uh 
Don’s a really cool dude I met uh doing the whole tour to France stuff. Guys, that was epic doing 
that. Uh just so you guys know, looks like we got three sprint points at the championship sprint 
with the champion sprint, the breakaway Bray, and the Clyde Kicker K segments of the Sigur 
Summit. Now, I think we end up going over it a few times. So, this and the finish of the race, 
I have to look really close here, is at 33.7 km. Uh, okay. I got to keep my Zift open, guys. It’s 
been like a month since I’ve done this now. So, I got to make sure I’m on here. Uh, Chris Moore 
from TNP, your fan view right now, dude. You are in the fan view. Let’s get this going. Let’s rock. 
YouTube stream. Come on through so I can have a chat here. Yeah, that’s really weird. I’m not 
seeing it from YouTube yet. Uh, there it is. Okay, so this is just in case my chat is open. Uh, 
just in case there’s any of the uh, tour to France junkies in here. It’s probably going to 
be a lot hard for me to chat here, but keep it   coming if you can. 75 76 riders in the m mix 
here. Uh, shout out to all the TMP dudes. Mixed missed hanging out with you guys. Let me get my 
camera controls figured out again here. Oh yeah, here we go, guys. Here we go. I’ve been doing 
everything so differently for the past month. Uh, bear with me as I kind of get back on track here, 
guys. Uh, I think I’m the only person doing this community-wise, so let’s give her, boys. Down to 
30 seconds to go. Are we going to see the uh the infamous patented Zift start of 12 watts per 
kilo from anyone? Uh, we’re soon going to see, aren’t we? We soon will see. Let’s just see who we 
got here. TMP, let’s turn this brightness up. Uh, guys, my eyes are shattered. Uh, I streamed 
almost 8 hours yesterday. I streamed seven hours on Saturday. I’ve already streamed, I don’t know, 
three and a half hours this morning. Boom. We’re going, guys. Let’s get it. Um, let me jump on 
Chris Moore here again. Looks like I lost him. And we’re off, folks. We are off. Seen some aggressive 
starts already. Let’s see how this plays out. We got a guy named EP here. Just let’s get this 
figure. Let’s get settled in. We’re We’re in Zift. Uh, I know there’s a cool dude named Dawn watching 
right now. So, Don, uh, I don’t think he does any inside cycling yet. I think it’s in the near 
near future, guys. In the near future here. So, let’s show Dawn what it’s all about. Guys are 
going out hard already. Who is off the front there already in first place? I thought I saw a Welsh 
a Welsh flag up there. Look at this. Look at this dude already. Alled Jones here. That has to be 
him. uh the Welsh flag. He’s got uh I asked him a while ago, uh dude, are your parents Welsh? And he 
goes, yeah, how’d you guess? Someone said he had a very Welsh name. I think All stopped into I think 
it was one of the first two or three races I did, sorry, the live streams I did for uh the tour to 
France. So, awesome to see him there. Saw quite a few people pop in and out. I know it’s a lot 
to cover, uh, but I had such a blast doing that,   guys. Probably one of the funnest things I’ve ever 
done, uh, being invol involved with cycling. Like, just insane. I’m I’m I’m messing with my controls 
here. I’m so used to doing it. Uh, another style. Let’s zoom out a little bit, guys. Get a good 
look, a good gander at all the cyclists here. See, we got a couple riders off the front right 
away. Let’s see who that is up there. Now, Ella   Jones went for that first. I think that was the 
first champion sprint. It’s kind of at the very beginning of the course. So, there will be points 
accumulated there towards the green jersey up the front right now. Two gas. I’ve seen these guys run 
a lot. In fact, I think TNP, let me know if I’m right or not. I think you guys did a ladder league 
race against these guys. Not sure if it was this uh one of these riders here. Kind of love this 
close and action mode. It’s kind of all shaky cam. Really liking that. Uh Tula Nichols here. Hey, 
Tika. Welcome aboard. It’s Tula Nichols here guys.   uh is from France. I think she was traveling up to 
stage 21 of the of the stage uh sorry the tour to France yesterday. Was that yesterday? Wow, I’ve 
lost sense of time. So, here’s uh B. Lemos here for the two gas race. He’s a Portuguese writer 
and I think almost everyone on this team uh is Portuguese. Uh it’s obviously based out of there. 
EP here, ZR Scots. Uh and this is a championship race for TNP. So, I’m assuming what they’ll 
do. This is how I would do it. Anyways, it’s a race. Someone’s going to win it. 123 the podium. 
Whatever it may be, guys. Nice power here. Sitting a lot of 270 3.3 watts per kilo out here out of 
Lemos from Tugas. Let’s take a look at Chris Moore here. Where’d he go? Here’s Chris Moore pushing 
four watts a kilo. 3.74 watts a kilo. Kind of different getting back to this guys because 
when I was watching the tour to France feed,   I’m watching a video. got some action shots going 
on. I’m watching a video and guys, I was actually using Bike Terra to track the positions of all 
the pro cyclists. Power is not available to me for an obvious reason, right? It’s the the pros at 
the elite level. So, it looks like we got a couple   of riders drifting off the back already, guys. 
You know, I check everyone out here. We’re going to jump back a little bit. Front group looks to 
be close to say 50 riders. Yeah, about 50 riders are there. Then we’ve got a couple of riders just 
drifting off the back here. So I’m going to say   front group is 51. Some riders just hanging on. 
We got a rider here uh K S Cellular. Let’s give them a thumbs up at the back here. Awesome stuff. 
Seac, this is Coach Lack here for TMP. Olly Moore, dude. Olly Moore, guys. Um, jump on YouTube, 
look for the not Pogy channel and check out his channel. So guys, how long has team TNP been 
around? like when did it first get going? I’ve noticed there’s a Facebook page for it now. 300 
400 watts here. Uh this is Oymore putting in uh close to five watts per kilo. Look at the Pelaton 
stretching out here, guys. Let’s have a quick look   at this. It is really stretching out already. 
We’re going to just zoom out a little bit. Yeah, this part here. I know when I ride this uh course, 
it does get very stretched out through through these roundabouts. Yeah, the professional camera 
control here, guys. Professional. Uh, let’s give you a little overhead view from the helicopter 
cam. Just calling here in the helicopter cam. Uh, so yeah, Tula Nichols here. Not what you were 
expecting. Tika, I did the tour of France fems   this morning, guys. We need more eyeballs on the 
tour to France fems. That’s what we need. Uh, trying to, you know, promote cover more women’s 
cycling here. Going to bounce back. Here’s coach lack again. Wow, the front end is really stretched 
out, guys. There must be some absolute watts going off at the front, guys. Looks like a galaxy rider 
there. Okay, moving up. Big bunch at the front here. Let’s just have a quick look. Cycling 
dad. This dude from TNP, tired cycling dad,   I do remember your name before it even shows up 
on the screen, dude. Here it’s panning across now. You can watch that replay later and see 
that for yourself. Uh that front group, guys,   has been absolutely smashed to pieces, shattered 
to oblivion. Uh I bet you this front group now We’re probably down to 30 riders. Not even 30 
riders. I just jumped to 30 first place there. Oo, some big gaps to be jumped here, guys. 
You got to get on there now. Push, push,   push. Now, look at this. And they’re doing it 
as I cheer them on. 4560 watts. 555 watts here out of this E caro guy, the Italian rider here. 
Dude, nice watt bombs there. Uh, and that’s just really pushing hard in that 53 juicy 11 you 
got mixed up there on your bike. I love it, dude. Caro goes right to the front here. That big 
huge push he did there. Heart rate ripping at 168 right now, guys. I think I was banging 185 this 
morning. I’m so out of shape right now doing that tour to France stuff. Like, I just took 3 days 
off. Someone in my chat asked me this morning,   uh, what does it feel like after taking three days 
off, guys? You know, you know, 3 days off the bike when you’re used to doing it every day feels like 
taking two weeks off. Oo, again, Caro kicking out   some big watts here. Arunos, big watts, too. TMP 
rider. I’ve seen this guy a lot. Lots of seven and eight watts per kilo here, guys. Wow. I haven’t 
said that in so long. I’m stumbling over my words. Today was a late start for me, guys. Uh I’ve been 
getting up at 3:00 every morning to uh do my tour to France coverage, and I’ve loved every second of 
it. Uh when I whine, not whining, just saying it’s been an effort. Look at this dude here. Cartright 
for Coalition. One of the Coalition boys jumps in here. I love this. There’s been a little bit 
of battles going on lately in the latter league   races between Coalition and TMP. Some of the best 
battles I’ve seen. One of the coolest dudes we met from there is Colin Coats. Uh, awesome dude. 
I see him all the time. He’s dropped into my   live stream for the tour to France virtually every 
day. So, love it, dude. Lee Mane. This guy is an absolute savage on a bike. Uh, yeah, not surprised 
to see him right here at the front. super hitter, capable of dropping the mother of all bombs at any 
second, guys. So, keep an eye on this dude. Uh,   we got 37.7 km to race. Super high intensity 
racing here over in Zift. Uh, jumping into the chat. Awesome to see here. Uh, Tula Nichols says 
right here, “It’s all good.” So, Tical Nichols only knows me through watching Tour to France 
coverage, guys. And and this is for all the   dudes that are going to see this later. Actually, 
I’m live streaming it. Maybe you’re watching it now. Who knows? Uh, I’m trying to see more. Ah, 
MH Haze here for TMP just falling off the back, too. Still working super strong here, though. Four 
and a half, five watts per kilo. After a while, you just can’t, you just can’t do it anymore. And 
trust me, I know it. I know it big time. Uh, T. Adams, Elmine, that’s Lee. Uh, we got Cart right 
here for Coalition. C. Wang. Okay. I’ve seen a Swedish rider before for TMP. TMP is very uh tired 
cycling dad. We’re going to bounce up again here. See all these little uh sparkly things going 
off the confetti? That’s people setting personal   records. Guys, I’m going to just jump to an 
overhead view here so you can see it. Front of the race on the left hand side of the screen 
right now. Uh it looks like that front group is maybe 15 riders, maybe 20. Let’s take a look back. 
Check this out. This EAB2 guy here uh looks like a Spanish rider has both the KM jersey right now and 
the uh well that’s not true because someone else has it up here. So, I’m not sure what’s being 
displayed there right now. Are we starting the   climb now? The Muckle Yin, guys. I’ve done this. 
I’ve got the route badge for it. Haven’t been here in quite a while. We got Nessie in the water over 
beside us there. Let’s see. Uh, just a little bit of a camera view over top. Fifth place. Let’s get 
right to the front with this Irish rider here,   Killian. Uh, here’s Ebaby or Eab. Lots of thumbs 
ups going on here, guys. I see a Canadian rider right there, too. EP here. EP from Canada, dude. 
Rocket. JK Hill. We got team VDB from VDB from the Beasts. Tuga. Here’s that Tugas rider 
again. We watched him earlier. B Lemos. Uh, but I love I love your comment here, Tula. It’s 
all good. I think I’m going to go check out some   indoor trainers. So, here’s someone from France, 
guys, who gave me so much knowledge on France. Uh, love the I love the shaky cam there. I love that. 
Uh, told me where all the places were in France. watched my stream almost every day. Travel to 
Paris for the final stage. What an incredible   stage 21 for me. Vout Vanart absolutely destroying 
the field. That’s what I wanted to see. Uh she’s going to go check out some indoor trainers now. 
Uh we also have Dawn. I know he’s probably in   the stream. He’s on a spin bike right now 
just checking out what this is all about. Uh McGill staking and chains. Colin Coats is a 
fantastic racer, dude. He’s a fantastic dude. Uh, Tical here is asking, “What do we recommend for 
trainers?” Tical, there’s so many, but if let’s   say I was starting out brand new, fresh, getting 
into indoor training, I would honestly just look at probably going for like a Wahoo Kicker Core, 
probably some of the best built machinery. I have a Tax Neo2T, which is like a level up from it, 
but I don’t think you need to spend that much. I think a Tax Neo2T is probably $1,200. I think 
you can get into a Wahoo Kicker Core for probably $400 to $500. Right in that range somewhere there. 
Uh really good if you’re going to if you’re going to go to Zift. Um very compatible with the Zift 
Cog and you’ll learn all about the stuff if you look into it. So you’re actually looking at Zift 
racing here. These are real dudes just like me. Uh I rode this morning already, guys. I’m trying 
to get more consistent again here. Let me jump   out here. I know I’m not I’m not doing much good 
on my camera work here today, but we’re going to get into it. Seeing some great names at the front 
here. Cartright looks really strong. Uh so yeah, we’ve got McGill here saying that uh Colin Coats 
is a fantastic racer. Dude, he’s a fantastic guy   all around. He was in my chat every day first 
thing in the morning riding on Zift super early uh before he go to do a 48 hour work shift. Uh he 
was probably there at least half of the stream. So really appreciate him. Don here cool is saying 
cool stuff. Don, it’s so easy to get into this. Uh you get yourself a trainer and like I always say 
to people guys, it’s starting to rip here now. We   are on a climb. You can see the climb profile at 
the top of the screen. That’s the gradient they’re going up now. They are absolutely feeling every 
bit of this gradient here. It kicks really hard. Little quick five 6% kick. And these aren’t when 
I say that this isn’t a real road. It’s not it’s not a real road. Uh, this is a course that’s been 
designed by Zift probably for really good racing conditions. That’s why you’re seeing these little 
ups and downs, giving guys a chance to rest here, maybe attack, then it kicks again. Rest, kicks 
again. There’s actually a couple of real ringading dong dandies coming up where I think we kick to 
about 12% per I was going to say paracity, guys.   Oh my, I don’t think I’m retired as a geologist 
yet. Pocity is a key indicator in rocks. Here we go. 11 12% right there. 13%. They’re in those two 
little flashy areas. If you look at the profile at the top, there’s flashing pulsing areas. Uh coming 
up some guys, I saw Dan Kent in the start. Uh I don’t see Ray McCaffy here. There is two races 
for the championship series. Great turnout here. We got 86 riders in the mix. TMP, you’re doing 
something right. You are doing something right. Uh I’d say one of the favorites right now because I 
know him quite well. Uh and not because I know him   quite well is this guy right here, Lee Maine. This 
guy’s an absolute savage on the bike. Ar Munoz, very strong as well. He’s pushing to the front, 
chasing after this dude up here for Sissu. Uh, lights up the screen with the feather. He’s 
dropping a feather for those of you who don’t.   Close to 400 watts here, guys. This guy is pushing 
hard. 7 watts a kilo here. This guy must be under 60 kg. Yeah, he’s he’s right on 60 kilos, this 
dude here. Oo, Adar. That’s all I can see for him for Sissu. I know SISU is a big team. So, this is 
the Cigur Summit here. So, we’re going to go over it. I think I think we go over it three times. 
I’m sorry, guys. I mean, I didn’t do much of my research. Man, this guy’s pushing hard. Six watts 
a kilo all the way up this hill. We’ve got JK Hill here. Uh here he is right here. I’m just going to 
call this guy JJ. It’s probably Jeff. We’re going to go with JJ as in Jonah Jameson. Uh he rides for 
Level Racing. There’s three or four riders worth. We got T here from the beasts Belgian rider. We 
got T. Adams from TNP. Oo, who’s T. Adams? Who is TMS? Drops 12 watts a kilo here. He’s going for K 
points, guys. He’s going for the K points. That’s what he’s doing. Uh, and so the finish line, which 
I know is at 37.3 km, is about 300 m past. So, it’s going to be at 30 it’s going to be at 37 
km the the top and then it’s going to be another   300 m. So, that’s what I’ll be looking for at the 
end. You know, I get punted to the real world. Got the fans on the side of the road here. Overhead 
shot. Riders descending now. Where’s our first   place rider? He’s on the next switch back ahead, 
guys. They’re all going in opposite directions. They’re trailing behind him now. Let’s have a 
little look back from this dude right here. See   what we can do. We’re going to zoom out. Get up 
high. Have a little look back. I hate when that pops up on the screen. Now, the Pelaton dynam the 
pack dynamics, Pelaton dynamics and Zift favor the pack. They’ve got so much momentum on their side 
and they should be able to pull this rider back. Cruising downhill here. 270 watts when he hits the 
bottom. He’s straight on the power when he hits   the flats. Lee Maine second place at the moment. 
Lee Main and Munoz here. Uh Munos. Oh yeah, Munos, dude. Sorry again. Uh Munos, I butchered uh where 
he came from. He’s a Chilean rider obviously here. Lee main for TMP. So they’re used to riding 
together. Strong strong riding here. Four and a half, five watts a kilo all the way through 
here. People dropping the aerodynamic boost. Uh, okay. So yeah, Tika Nichols here saying, 
“Thank you very much.” Mercy coupoop. Derek Mack, uh, shout out our group plus 19 seconds. Okay. 
Who’s Derek Mack? Derek Mack, dude. I’m coming to find you, bro. You got it in the chat. It’s going 
to happen, dude. Let’s check out Derek Mack. Uh, okay. You’re 16 seconds back. I might have 
missed that, dude. I’ll have to find you here   quick. I’ll I’m going to go through the entire 
field, guy. Guys, I do this every time. We got lots of time here in every race video I’ve done. 
Ruby bike terra my whoosh, including Zift. I will go through the entire field. So, what I’m going 
to do right now, I’m going straight to the back,   guys. There’s so many riders out here getting it 
done. Don’t Don’t worry about this guy at the back here. He’s not important. He’s just Yeah, don’t 
even worry about him. Uh this dude here, G10B ASUS Welsh rider bouncing up 11 seconds ahead. Uh 
we got TS here, German rider, J Peters. J Peters, check this out, dude. Handbike now. Jay Peters, 
SSCC team. Uh I love seeing guys like this probably, you know, probably legitimately running 
a handbike. I love seeing this kind of stuff.   Uh Jay Peters, just so you know, I’m I’m probably 
going to be involved again with the Project Echelon events over on My Whoosh. Project Echelon 
runs a continental level team in the US. They’re actually racing in Europe right now. I heard 
from the director through the week, uh Eric G here. Good job, Eric G. Look at this. He’s got 
his Scotty in his back pocket. And Dwarnick here, uh from Canada, bouncing up to Mendes and McKver. 
Check these guys out. Conway here riding solo 4 seconds ahead. Uh ooh look at these Danes. We 
got we got a bunch of Danes here going up the climbs guys. So these guys are going up the 
uh cigar summit for the first time. The other   guys have already blasted over the top guys. 86 
riders sure. These are the kind of juicy numbers I like guys. Juicy. Uh we got the Danes here out 
in strength. Bloom Falsson. There’s four of them here. I wonder if they know each other. DP is 
German rider here. Bouncing our way up. Bendix,   Deep Payne, Bartok. I’m still looking for uh Derek 
Mack. Tony, great to see some TMP riders up at the pointy end. Oh, there’s a couple up there anyways, 
dude. There’s a couple up there. Bouncing up to D   pay here. Yeah, I like this. It’s a good spread 
of riders. People have carrots to chase. So, Dane here. Uh 9.6K in gets a thumbs up. 
Riding. Riding really nice. 2.5. I think that’s all I did today. I think I rode 2.5 watts 
per kilo. I did a short 23k ride in Portugal. Uh, so I was banging out Ruby today. El Collins, 
Bardog, you guys probably seen that Ruby bought out Be Cool. I’m not sure why, but they did. Uh, 
Gbadger, MB, Carvalo, Portuguese rider here. He loves tiles. Whatever that means. Loves tiles. Are 
you a tile collector, dude? Is that what it is? Okay, they’re bombing over the top L here. 
Ger LMM uh German rider Voss Mariana Voss uh Mariana Marian Voss looking awesome at the tour 
to France fems. Guys, check it out if you can. I’m streaming it every morning right now. It’s nine 
stages. It ends next Sunday. Let’s get into it,   folks. If you can jump in, just turn it on. Give 
it a like. I can get it out to more people. Uh I really like the ladies to show up. We want more 
women’s coverage. We need more women watching   these events. Uh there’s one girl in there, 
one lady, one woman in there. Uh Mton on here. Peacocks. Just going to start bouncing forward 
now, guys. Beach. Oh, there’s a nice group out   here working together. I like seeing stuff 
like this. These guys have found their nice little group now. So, say you’re sitting at home 
and you’re like, well, I don’t want to get blown   out of the water because whatever. I’m going to 
think that. Oh, here’s Ollie Moors right here. So, uh here he is. Ollie is not Pogy. He is not Pogy, 
aka not Pogy. R Miller as well, Canadian. So, he’s probably good for an extra 30 watts here. Uh F 
disk, P disk. They’ve all found the DOS, the Dinos team. I’ve seen these guys uh WTRL TTT racing. You 
find your own little group and you ride with them. It’s not just you falling off the back and getting 
obliterated. You’re going to find groups to ride   with. So, that’s what they’re doing. They’re all 
going to take turns. There’s drafting here, guys, just like what we see at the tour to France. You 
can come do that inside, guys. Who thinks I should be promotional guy for inside bike riding? How 
about that? And Bella kind of riding solo here up this little kick. This is a tough little 
kick on the little curly Q roundabout. Uh,   we got a lot. We got a couple of tribe riders 
here. I don’t know if I know this team. Tribe solo hitting the feather. Susa, we saw this dude 
earlier. Uh, Cyberneler, I’m still looking for uh Derek Mack. Dude, I don’t know where you are right 
now. I’m I’m still trying to Here’s Dan Kent. Uh,   TMP. Dan does the majority of putting stuff 
together. Uh, constantly uh messaging people, stay on top of the Discord, staying on top of 
Facebook. Coach Lack is another TMP rider right   here. Gleon for Tribe. So, you can see they’re all 
sticking together here. Then it looks like we got a New Zealander here. New Zealander here. And we 
got an Australian here. My eyes getting better, folks. My eye is getting better. Got a couple. 
So Sinclair looks Australian. And I would say   Darren here. Let’s take a look at him again. 
Uh when I click on him, Sissu Galaxy Racer, DMac from Scotland there. Moving right up. Chris 
Moore here. Leading out this group. Got a nice little bunch here. Um do this again, guys. Have a 
look. So, as you can see, it’s not just the whole   front team’s gone. So, if you’re brand new 
to this, you’re sitting at home going, “What is this all about, guys? There’s that E carinal 
guy. This guy’s really strong, too. Just do it. Just get on your bike and just do it. The first 
day, yeah, you’re probably going to suck. That’s   the reality of it. Uh, your butt’s probably going 
to hurt. Yeah, your hands are going to hurt. Your feet are going to hurt. You’re going to be sweaty. 
Uh, you’re going to be why you ever thought about   doing this?” And then you’re going like, “Oh, I 
want to do it again.” You’re going to get into fun little groups like this. Uh pushing 400 watts. 
This part’s really not that fun watching Chris Moore here for TMB. This is where it feels like 
the heart your heart’s going to blow out of your   chest. That’s how you get stronger. Pogy, Yonas, 
Vout, all those guys, they’re not saying, “Yeah, man. I don’t want to push my heart over 100.” They 
want to smash it. They want to get stronger. Guys,   I got to get moving up here now. Here’s Wangheim. 
Tired cycling dab for TMPs right there. Uh, we got the Voss MM. Okay, it’s bouncing around right now. 
I got to get to the front. Uh, where’s Mr. Lee Mane here? EP was doing good later. Uh, earlier, 
I think. Fan view him. Yeah, here we go. You could see riders coming the other way. So, sometimes 
when I’m looking at the leaderboard on the Hey,   how does this look? Anyways guys, I think I might 
have been screwing this up for you here. Yeah, you know what I’m going to do? Nah, I don’t want 
to do that here. What I’m going to do first off,   let’s make my dumb face smaller. Uh, we’ll do 
that. Then I’m going to move this over here and we’re going to pop. This is where we normally 
do it, guys. Uh, this is all because of my turf   to France setup, guys. Now, you can see the map 
there properly. So, that’s the location of the riders bouncing back in here. Uh, sixth place. 
Let’s take a look at our front end group of super hitters right here. Sorry, I just did it again. 
I bounced too far. Ah, I got to hit I got to jump to fan view someone again. Fan view here. This is 
the front end, guys. Front end’s right here. And what do we have? Maybe let me do a manual count 
here. By that I mean just take a wild guess. 15 riders. Maybe something like that. I think 
we have about 15 riders in this group. Yeah, I’m scrolling pretty fast there. 13 riders, maybe. 
Okay, this guy seems strong, too. This Spanish rider here. 14 riders in this group. Uh, this 
name here, uh, seems very familiar to me. Uh, Ko, guys, is this someone I should really know? 
I think this is someone I should know. Uh,   I’m hoping someone can tell me here. Uh, jumping 
into the chat again. Uh, go tribe from Noah Henley. Hey, I know Noah. Uh, Noah’s helped me out 
a few times. Up the tribe. Yeah, we got I’ve seen at least two tribe riders here. Uh, I’m seeing H. 
Como here. Is this Is this guy’s name’s Hayden Ko? If so, I’m horrified right now. Uh, Sam Shepens, 
Project Echelon. That’s a biggie. Yeah, dude. Uh, and Sam Shepens, Belgian rider there himself. Uh 
Sam, what did you think of votes win yesterday at the tour to France? Just such a gutsy move. 
Smashing it in the cobbles. Guys, go take a look at my video yesterday. I just said if there’s any 
person’s wheel I would want to follow down wet, sketchy cobbles and and hope I could do what 
he’s doing. Well, Venard, I mean, bike master, handling master extreme. Poggy’s the greatest, but 
I bet you when it comes to bike handling skills, I mean, Val could just school them. Him and Machu 
Vanderpool. So, guys, it’s all I’ve done is live and breathe cycling commentary the last few weeks 
here. Really nice strong group here. I think we’re down to 10 11 riders here. JK Hill here looking 
really strong, too. 12. Okay, so maybe about 15 riders still. I’m afraid to go too far back. 
Actually, I will jump to KOMO here. 15 riders in this group. This is the absolute hitters group 
right here, guys. Let’s take a little overhead   view of them. Doing that. 15 riders. So, now I 
believe we’re climbing up the backside of Sigur Summit. I think that’s what we’re doing here. I 
think if I hit the map, I can zoom it out a little   bit. Yeah, you can see here we’re coming from the 
other side. This is the easier side. uh steeper on the other side, but we still climb up it. Uh let’s 
see if we can see anyone in the distance behind us here. I think it’s a pretty good gap. It looks 
like it’s about a 30 second gap. And ooh, watts going off now, guys. Watts are going off now. Uh 
let’s get on the riders here. Watts are going off. You can see the sprint to the summit already. 
Someone I don’t know who got through there   first. This is the sprint. This is the K point. So 
there’s K points. You can see Sagur Summit south. And okay, we’re just going to keep going here, 
guys. Get this all figured out. Watching H Como and I’m going jump back to my chat and see if 
I’ve got any knowledge here. Uh Project Echelon, that’s a biggie. Oh, yeah. So, Sam, I got a 
message. I did Project Echelon’s Echelon Racing   League on my whoosh last year. Uh I did all of the 
stages. I did the uh US Esports Championships for the age groups. I did the Canadian age groups 
and I did the elites last year for them. So, uh, Eric Hill reached out to me, random message 
through the week last week and said, “Hey, Colin, dude, can you do this again? Let’s talk. I’m 
on a plane. I’m flying to Belgium right now. I just found the race on YouTube that they were 
competing at. No commentary. It’s terrible.” Uh, so I’ll have to do some commentary for that. 
Uh, yeah, Project Echelon, they’re a real team, guys. I think they’re like I saw something. I 
think they might be the highest ranked team in   the US right now. So, they’re in Europe racing 
right now. Uh Sam, don’t they have Ryan? Don’t know his last name, but he’s super strong. South 
Cal Champion, too. Dude, I’d have to look into   it. I don’t know enough about the the race team. 
The team’s pretty big. And some of their I think kind of more junior guys or guys starting out. 
Arm Muno still in this hitters group here. Lee Maine still in this hitters group here. Cart rate 
for Coalition. Khen for RWBE Sports. Tokv Dorn uh Tokov Danish Rider. Dgroom from the UK. Lots 
of nationalities represented here. And N McLaclin from Canada. Who’s this dude? Let’s check out this 
bro. And also EP for Canada. So this dude here, bro, don’t know where you’re from. Uh so 
yeah. So we’ve seen the tribe. I’m gonna bounce back too here, guys. Just want to see 
this uh what we’ll do right now cuz 37.7 km. So I can jump back right now. Look at this guys. 
This front group of 15 has a 45se secondond lead   over this Polish rider here. Uh looks like he’s 
riding strong by himself. Currently pushing just under 300 watts. Almost four watts a kilo. Oh, 
dude. He’s got a Halo bike. Oh my good golly. Uh dudes, I’ve never seen a halo bike. I’ve 
never seen a Halo bike out in the wild. Uh hopefully it’s a legit Halo bike if you guys know 
my drift. That is Which one is that? That’s the Specialized. That’s the one I’m working towards. 
So guys, what’s a Halo bike? Uh Zift introduced this introduced this to the platform a couple 
months back. This is K K Santanski. Seranski. Just so good with the Polish names, guys. Uh 45 
seconds back from that guy’s riding all solo by himself on that Halo bike. They now have five 
levels of upgrades for the bikes. So you can get better bikes as you level up and you get 
money in Zift. You get drops. That’s how you   buy better bikes. I do want to go back to 
the front just to see what’s going up. We got a rider off the front. We do have a rider off 
the front now. Is that a rider they’re catching? No, it’s E maybe two for Spanish rider dropping 
10 and a half watts a kilo attacking uh one of the climbs here. And we’re going to have a nice 
little peak on this dude right here. Let’s give   him a little show here. Oh, the sparkly wheels 
going off, guys. Sparkly wheels going off. Yeah, this is a K1. I think is this the Champions? I’m 
not even sure. The Clyde. It’s Clyde Kicker. Clyde Kicker, guys. Then I think the Champions 
Sprint though is just around the corner. So Clyde Kicker that time went to E maybe too. 
Uh Jeff Cahill uh looks like he set a personal record. Lee Maine is right there too in third 
place. Cartright for Coalition. Uh I’d love to know who this cartright dude is. I’m going to 
have to talk to my inside source Colin Coats uh over at Coalition Xenon. I think it is 
bouncing back again, guys. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Sam Shepens. I know, right, bro? Uh wow. 
Ko is is in this. Yeah, guys, if that’s really H KO there, like mind absolutely blown. TMP, you 
absolutely smashed it. Uh, guys, and guess what? Community racing is fantastic. It doesn’t 
always have to be just elite, elite, elite,   uh, once a week. Uh, I love I love doing community 
racing. I’ve met so many cool people. I get little backtories on You can see the Chase group coming 
right now. Uh, does EAB2 think he’s going to ride 15 kilometers by himself? He has hit the draft 
boost. He wants to waste that before he goes to   the next sprint point, which I think is not too 
far from here. So, we’ve got Okay, guys. I just jumped too far again. Jump to this guy. Yes, dude. 
EP, you’re killing it for me, whoever you are. Uh, you’re the guy I’m jumping back to every time. 
You can see AB2 just up ahead of us here. Uh,   the hunt is on, guys. They’re at kilometer 23 
here. Emma Glocklin Munoz from TNP here. Uh, Udar looked U Adar. Here’s the champion sprint coming 
up. I think, guys, right here. I think it’s down this stretch here. So, they will be contending for 
sprint points here. You can see the green banner   up ahead. Uh, the one rider is going to go through 
you. You’re going to see some orange numbers light up on the right hand side here. Jeff’s dropping 
12 watts a kilo. A Williams is going for 9.6   watts a kilo here. It’s going to get really 
stretched out. Guys, I need a drink of water. These days have been insane, guys. Waking up at 
3:00 a.m. Heart rate monitors turned on over here.   Look how quickly the feel stretched out. I want 
to get back to this the chat. Uh Sam here. Great eyes, Sam. So glad you’re here. Como is That’s 
what I was thinking. I’m like, are you kidding me?   Uh Zift legend Ko was ranked number one on Zift in 
2019. Derek Matt, great coms, dude. Yeah, awesome, dude. Derek, thanks for being here. Uh, dudes, 
I love doing this. I need you to drop some likes on the video because my real life streaming videos 
absolutely just blew up over the last three weeks. I want this stuff to blow up because this is what 
I want to do. I want all the Swift racers go,   “Yeah, we need this dude to do a race commentary.” 
I just have a lot of fun doing it. Uh, if I can make it my new full-time job, I’ll do 
it. No problems with that. Do something that you love. This is what I love doing. So, looks 
like we got a couple riders up the road here,   guys. Let’s see who it is. Mr. Maine. Mr. 
Anderson. So, that’s the voice I’ve got in my head as I say Mr. Maine. Whenever I say Mr. before 
your name, that’s what’s going on in my head. You know what I’m talking about, right? You know 
what I’m talking about, right? Mr. Anderson. So, we got this level rider here, uh, JK Hill. I 
think I called him JJ. and Elmain Lee. Then we got DGroom pushing up trying to bridge his 
way across here. Six watts a kilo. Nice move,   dude. Nice move. Looking so aggressive and bold. 
Decked out in solid pink. I love it. Cartright’s looking like he’s trying to get up there, too. 
Give him some assistance. T. Adams from TMP. I I   actually don’t know who T. Adams is. Maybe he’s 
a new rider. TMP. If I don’t know who you are, T. Adams, I apologize. Maybe I’ve covered you 
before. I’m not sure. Uh definitely know Arunos. It is stretching out here, guys. The heat’s on. 
Uh, you know, we’re 33 minutes into this. Uh, pushing this these kinds of numbers like you’re 
getting fried. Fried alive. So, looks like yep, just two off the front here. Let’s have a little 
gander back. So, Lee Main. So, anyways guys, those hollow bikes I saw earlier, that Polish rider, 
I’m going to jump back to him. All the bikes are   upgradeable now. five levels of upgrades, which 
just basically means do a bunch of climbing. Unlock, unlock, unlock, unlock, fully upgraded, or 
do a bunch of distance. That’s what I’m doing. And once you do all three, you got to pay to unlock 
them, too. Then you can pay even more money, like 20 million or something. 20 million drops to 
unlock a Halo bike. There’s only three new Halo bikes. I guess they still call the Tron bike a 
Halo bike. I don’t even know if you’ll see a Tron bike in this race. It used to be the only bike 
you would ever see. Yeah, I do see a Tron bike   back there. Let’s bounce back. Uh, who’s riding 
it? I think it’s the guy that’s all in pink. It is Mr. Pink Pinky Tuscadero. Here, uh, pink and blue 
just riding in level 20 gear, too. Riding the uh, Tron bike. The Tron bike used to have a 
climbing advantage, I think, is what it was.   I only unlocked my time my Tron bike second go 
around on uh Zift. I I went away from Zift for three and a half years and rode Ruby. So, 
you can see there’s no one near them. I’m   going to have to go back quite a ways for me to 
find. Okay, I do not want to touch any name on screen right now because they’re going to be 
minutes behind right now. There’s Lee Maine. Okay, here’s a second group. Is No, this is 
that same group. Here he is. This dude here is riding on a very hard to get bike. So, if 
you want to unlock this Specialized Halo bike, which is like super duper, these were all bikes 
that were designed and never put into production. There’s a Specialized one. There’s a Penella one. 
The Penorella one looks like to me like it was a real bike back in the day. The Canon A1 is a bike 
and the front wheel is like five or it’s like four or five rollerblade wheels. Uh I don’t even know 
how you could ride that, but uh it would just be cool to see out here. So, I’m going to get back 
to the front here. EP is always the guy to go to. Eab 2’s up there as well. Let’s see what’s going 
off on the front. Um oh, okay, back to EP again. So guys, if you ever want to watch, you got your 
fan view. You just tap on your fan view of riders that you know, T. Adams for TMP here. TMP’s got at 
least three riders in this front group right now. Uh jumping into the chat. Yeah. So, uh I think 
it’s Hayden Ko Como. Uh he’s an absolute beast. I I got to find him in this group here where 
he went to. Uh let me do the chat, guys. Wow, so many people here. Holy crap, dudes. Yeah, guys, 
number one thing right now, if you’re watching, just smash the like button. Smash it because then 
my videos go to more people. It’s been so awesome doing the tour to France races, uh, the Tur 
France fe now. I’m putting a lot of time into   it. There was a time through the week all these 
dudes jumped in from the Philippines. They had their stream shut down. It was probably an illegal 
stream. And so, next video suggested is little old Colin at Inside Cycling World. Uh, and my stream 
is fully legit. I’m not showing video. I’m only showing video clips that I’m allowed to, which is 
taking me a while to figure out. Uh, let me just light this up, guys. I’m really struggling to see 
here. Uh, probably super right now. I am the only   Don. I am the only rider representing the Foster 
Wheeler Wellers Wheeler Wheelers Cycling Club of Morristown, New Jersey. So, Don, I think, is 
pedaling along watching uh the stream uh riding a spin bike. Thanks, Derek. Again, he says, “Great 
coms.” Uh, Ko I believe shows up a lot in races. That rough track cycling participant as well. 
Super strong rider. Yeah, just when I see the   name guys, I do know the names of people. I don’t 
know everyone. Lots of good uh power off going over here. Orange numbers, not red numbers. I keep 
saying that over and over. Uh, lot of draft people   are using up their uh power powerups right now. 
And let’s take a look here. Do we have the full group here? T. Adams from TNP. Dude, don’t know 
who are, but great ride. This Canadian dude too. Mlaughlin, Killian here. I think it’s Killian for 
RW Sports. Udar for the Beast here. TVDB kind of reminds me of MVDP. Ar Munoz for TMP as well. Got 
to keep moving up, guys. Uh, look at this dude. Look at this dude at the front again. Mr. Man with 
Jeff Cahill here. These two are off the front, guys. Off the front by themselves. Solo manual 
mano battle here. Great job, uh, JK Hill. Okay, we’re 28.9 km, guys. We’re going to 37 km. 
Uh, looks awesome. Sam Shepard is good. Uh, I’m watching, re-watching later tonight. Don’t 
forget guys, too, there’s a second race tomorrow,   same time. I’ll do that one as well. Uh, looking 
forward to it. Uh, Chain Breakers is to Hey, brothers and sisters. John Mick here. John 
Mick, hi Colin. I just signed up to Zift,   but it’s asking for a power meter and cadence, but 
I don’t have any. Uh, dude, what kind of trainer do you have? Do you have what kind of smart 
trainer do you have? It should look There’ll be   a power hookup. You just click it there. Cadence, 
it should find Cadence almost itself. So, JK here, Kahill here sitting off the front at 5 and a half 
watts per kilo. Uh, I was going to say I just saw the power drop for Lee here, but now he’s back 
on. He’s just coasting downhill a little bit. So, as we go through that banner, guys, at 37.3 
km, you’re going to see me rapidly jumping back. I try to just stick with the riders as they get 
so close to the finish line because if I don’t, if I follow them through the banner, 400 watts 
here right now, guys, unbelievable. Uh, Lee’s heart rate. Oh, yeah, that shaky cam. Is that 
new, guys? That seems new to me. It’s like some kind of shaky action cam. Like I’m in the middle 
of a gunfight or something. This is a gunfight,   guys, right here. Uh Lee’s pushing five watts a 
kilo. Look and spelt at probably just over 70 kg, maybe 73 kg, dude. So good. Uh yeah, John Mack, I 
just need to or John Mick, I just need to kind of know what kind of trainer you have. Do you 
have a smart trainer? Uh Sam Shepins. Oo,   hi Miguel. Love it. Zift cycling YouTube community 
coming together here. Yeah, dudes. Help me grow this channel and I’ll do Zift cycling every day. 
That’s what I want to do. I think right now we’re probably seeing Zift coverage of one elite race, 
one day per week. Uh, we know who the hitters are in commentating. I’m just doing my own thing. I 
kind of do it a little bit differently. Uh, I like to get to know everyone here. I’ll remember the 
name of your dog if you tell me. So, drop me some info. That’s right, Don. The Matrix, Mr. Anderson. 
Here’s a new one for you. Tell me what movie this is from. coming around for a 709er. That’s all you 
get. One of the best movies ever made. Uh so we’ve got uh Cahill here and Lee Maine heading through 
the spooky jungle part here. Sorry, the spooky   forest part with the castles in the background. 
Very eerie. Uh let me just get my cameras going again, guys. Looks like we’re going to have a two 
rider shootout here at the end. It’s 29 30 seconds back to the next group. And I think that group is 
stuck together. I think we got about 13 riders in this group. T Adams here again. Yeah, they’re all 
here. Final rider in this group is uh uh Williams here for for Slowb bros. Dude, I like your team 
name. I love it. Yeah, it looks like there is   13 here. Armonos just sitting on the back with uh 
S. Tokov here. Danish rider. Then it’s a 1 minute 36 seconds back to that dude on that Halo bike. 
Yeah, he’s still back there by himself. So guys, to unlock the Halo bike takes a lot of work. 
Now there’s the shaky cam again. I’m ready for a gunfight. Uh, riding on the Zift. Oh, yeah. 
I forgot that, too. When you’re racing, guys, in these races, have the bikes been neutralized? 
I think they are, which is cool. I like that. I’m not always sure if they are. Uh, never watched the 
Zift live stream before, but just dropped a like. Uh, glad you’re covering such an interesting part 
of an interesting sport. Dude, whoever you are,   uh, dude, my eyes are shot today. Sorry if 
I’m looking like an old dude here. Thunder, we got Thunder in the mix. Uh, Migill, 
Stake and Chains again. Dude, what’s I’d love to know more about your name, Steak 
and Chains. Best commentator in the business,   dude. Thank you so much, bro. Thank you. Thank you 
to all dudes who jump in here and give my channel just that little push in the right direction. 
I’m finally getting a little bit of attention. Uh and not that I need that to feel good about 
myself. I love myself, guys. And um I just like having fun doing this. I’ve already had another 
job. I’ve already had a different career. Okay,   guys. I think this is the final ascent up now. 
We better jump up to Lee and uh JK Hill here. So, it’s looking it’s 31.7 km. Is it really that 
far to the top, guys? No, I don’t think it is. It can’t be 6 km 5 km to the top, can it? Nah. I 
think they’re going to go up over the top. Now, Dan did say this morning. He said it’s the Sigur 
Summit North. So, ooh, big push here by J Kill here. I saw him going 7 watts a kilo. Again, 
look at the profile at the top. Kicking up,   kicking up. This is designed for exciting bike 
racing. Lee Maine coming back. He’s he’s fallen back 3 seconds, guys. So Lee Mine is going to have 
to dig extra deep here right now to bring himself back. Uh take a look at the gradient there. 10 11% 
guys. Love it. Lee Mane, love your hair, bro. Love it. Further up ahead. He can still see him. He’s 
got him in his sights. I think we’re going up over the top of Sigura Summit. Yeah, we will be bombing 
down the other side. We’re probably going to do what I would call a little chocolate zippydah 
around that roundabout and then come back up. So, it’s going to be up over the top. Heart rate jack 
to oblivion. Uh, 6.7 watts a kilo here for this dude. Wow. Heart rates are virtually the same. 
167 168. Look at this, guys. This is the kind of stuff I look for is little things like this. 
75 RPMs. And Jeff, oh, he he’s kind of pushing lower cadence, higher power. I I guarantee you 
he’s standing out of the pedals all the way.   He’s out of the seat. He’s standing the whole 
way. uh which is very much inside cycling these days. Standing up, grinding a big gear, standing 
up all the way. So, looks like Lee’s just holding on here. Lee’s going to have to try to pull it all 
back. Sorry, guys. I’m inside the mountain. We’re   doing a little bit of geology there for you guys. 
I was going to give you a geology lesson here, but let’s move on from that. So, here’s Lee Mine 
coming now. Let’s just watch him come by us. So cool. Woo! Yes, dude. I love that he’s looking 
sharp here. We can see Jay just up the road here. I see big numbers going off behind us now. Here. 
So, I’m not sure if there’s like an inter club, if you want to call it. Is there the championship 
race? And is there also action cam? Action cam guys. Uh Jeff JK Hill here gets the KM across 
top. He’s going to go down the other side. We’re at 33.3Ks. He’s going to flip around that little 
roundabout. Uh if I can stabilize the camera here maybe. Yeah. So he’s going downhill right now. 
He’s going to go through a roundabout and come back up and finish the race. So awesome stuff. 
So yeah, Miguel Steak and Chance. Thanks so much, dude. Really appreciate it. Uh if everyone 
could drop a like. I I actually told Joey Jojo, uh some of you don’t know Joey Jojo. Uh poor Dawn 
has heard her name every day. Uh she always says, “Why do you always call me Joey Jojo?” said, 
“I call you Joey Jojo in every video.” She’s actually been watching the streams. She’s been 
loving the tour to France coverage. She’s been   loving hanging out in the live chats. Uh, it’s 
been so fun. 8 seconds back to Lee Mine here now. Going to stay with Jah Hill here just to see 
how the course unfolds. I think they’re just going to do the little roundabout and come straight 
back up. Uh, okay. What’s going on here? Uh uh oh, sorry guys. Uh I’m just missing stuff 
here. I think they’re talking about EAB here.   Wow. I don’t know how I missed all this. Swift 
got too expensive. Uh my wish is free. Yeah, dude. Uh so this is Mr. Natural here, dude. 
I’ve been on my wish, too. I love it. Uh I   can’t even get it to run right now. I have a 
high-end PC here. Thumbs up for uh Mr. Kahill. Looks like he’s dropping zero watts. This is not 
the end, dude. So, he’s not aware of where the   finish is. Watch Lee Mang here. This is going 
to be unfortunate for uh Jale when he realizes the race is not over. I don’t think the race is 
over, guys. Or maybe Oh, yes, it is. It finished at 33.7, didn’t it? 33.7. Ah, guys, this is what 
you get for amateur hour commentating here. Uh, so yeah, it finished at 33.7. Okay, guys, I’m 
going to know that better for next time. So, I can’t fan view him right now. We’re going to go 
to uh Okay, this is our 15th place rider coming in now. Looks like watching is BC, I think. Guys, I 
got to find someone in my group now. Just hang on. I find a rider nearby and I can’t see 
anyone in the events anymore. Okay, I think what I do I think I go back 
to me. I think that’s the easiest   way to do it. Back to me. Then I pull up 
Zifters nearby. Looking for names I know. I saw this guy in the race right here. Degroom. 
So, we’re back in the race now, guys. You can see   the event up here. Uh he’s saying uh he’s finished 
too. So I’m pretty sure Ed and Mlaughlin I think we finished. Yeah, we finished at 33. I kept I 
had 37.7 in my head. So I apologize for that.   Slows here. Coalition. I’m going to try to back 
my way down. E Caro here. Uh we’ll stick with Caro for a little bit. I did see some good chats 
here going on though. E maybe is either a legit   Spanish national team member or a cheater. Not 
a joke. Okay. Uh, Don, when I sign on, will I be starting on a rental steel bike? Yeah, probably, 
dude. You’ll probably be starting on a Zift steel   bike. Like, honestly. Uh, so I am back in the 
race right now, guys. I can see Wangheim here. Let’s Let’s hang out with the TMP boys. Uh, guys, 
anyone else that’s here right now, if you see the race at some point, please share it with others. 
Uh, and here is Ko. So, Como let off at the end there. He’s at 33.2. I actually want to see where 
the finish is right now. How I missed that. So, it was over that summit probably going to the 
north summit is what Dan meant. Uh, and apparently it’s about 300 m past and it should be at 33.7 km. 
Apparently, there’s a blue banner which I don’t know if I saw it or not. I can see the K banner 
behind us and I don’t even know if this is going to help me for tomorrow. Uh, because there is a 
second race tomorrow. Oh, I’m not sure. Shaky cam. Guys, I got a new camera. I’m going to be taking 
it outside with me, doing some stuff outside. Uh,   there goes Komo. He’s through 33.7. I’m not sure 
if I saw anything on the road there. Actually, I might have. I might have saw 
something on the road there. So,   I’m going to back up here. Here’s the dude on 
the Halo bike coming down right now. I’m going to try to catch up with him and have a little 
look. See what I see here. See, he’s at 33.4 km. Uh, was there an actual banner there on the side 
of the road? Yeah, you’re going to start out with a pretty basic bike. Uh, Dawn, but dude, 
it’s so much fun and you don’t got to spend a lot of money to get into it. Maybe uh maybe Dan 
said 33 km. I don’t know. I’ve completely lost track. Wangheim here. 33.5. So, he’s through the 
final KM. There must be another banner here. I’m just gonna see if I can check that out, guys. Dan 
did tell me all the stuff, guys, but uh my brain doesn’t work half the time. Uh today’s tonight’s 
route is a custom version of Muckly that finishes about 300 m past the cigar north climb banner 
the second time up. 33.7 km is what I have. So, all these riders are finishing like Wangheim here 
just finished for TMP. Here’s Tired Cycling Dad.   He’s just finished up uh me here. It looks 
like he’s just I still don’t know where the banner is. I know where the cigar summit banner 
is, but uh let’s just catch up with the chat, guys. Yes. So, Don, you do start with a 
basic bike and you got to build up. You   level up by riding. By leveling up by riding, 
you gain drops and that’s going to give you access to other bikes to purchase. And all 
the bikes have different characteristics. Uh Jason Drew here say Druelt he’s been called 
out as cheating already in-game chat. Interesting. Yeah, I saw someone said uh so fake earlier. 
Uh Sam, I think Oh, Miguel here saying to Sam, I think she’s a legit Spanish racer. Still 
looking. You’d like to think she’s legit. Uh Don saying his cruising cadence is 95 right 
now. Not just going off for profile pick. They’re trying to figure out here. Top Gun. No, dude. 
Dawn coming around. Okay, so no one got it. Coming around for a 709er. I think that’s your guess 
is Top Gun. It’s from uh Aliens. It’s when the uh the female pilot takes them down in the drop 
ship and they land. For some reason, she says, “Coming around for a 709er.” And whatever that 
means, I love it. Like when I go drinking, I’m going around for a 709er if you get my 
drift. That’s what I think it means. Uh yeah, just kidding, guys. Just being a goofball. 
So yeah, everyone’s finishing up here, guys. Uh sorry I missed the finish. Well, I 
guess I was on. I just didn’t know where the   finish line was. And I do always struggle 
with these custom races like that. Colin needs a little bit of help, guys. Uh 
I’m going to go through the chat here. Okay. Uh, Canton ADR, very nice live stream. 
Very exciting race. UAD is competing very well. I would support him if he wasn’t my brother. 
Oh, you got to be supporting him, bro. Dudes, slap a like here. I told Joey Jojo this morning, 
she stayed home today and I said, “Look, I’m going to do a Zift video today. She is like a billion% 
behind my channel. It’s amazing the support she gives me for my dumb little hobby, but she knows 
it’s my life. She knows I’ve spent God like three years trying to make this thing happen and it just 
blew up last month on me. Uh if you guys go watch some of the videos or maybe watch some of the tour 
to France fem videos, I’ I’d really appreciate   that. Uh I’m trying to get more people watching 
the women’s races and I want the women to watch the women’s races. I’ve said here’s one of the 
tribe riders. So the tribe riders are here. We’re going to bounce through the riders. Here’s Daniel 
Kent. Daniel, sorry I screwed up the finish. So,   this is the summit here at 33.3 and I think the 
actual finish Dan said was 33.7. Yeah, it says 300 m past the banner. So, I did see JK Hill going 
hard over the banner. I thought we were coming back up when it said Sagur Summit North. I thought 
that meant from the north side. It probably means to the north side, coming from the south. Asusa 
Mbell all finishing up right now. This ladies rider here. Check this rider out. Uh, sorry, not 
a ladies rider. It’s a Quinn Simmons type rider, guys. Uh, rocking the hair man bun going on. 
Love the look, dude. Love the look. I’ve I’ve watched so much Quinn Simmons over the last three 
weeks. It kind of blows my mind. Here’s Ollie   Moore coming to the finish. Uh, yeah. Joey Jojo, 
that’s Mrs. Emerson. Uh, Bippity Bop’s asking, “What map is that?” This is the Muckle Yin in 
Scotland. So guys, the worlds rotate. Wtopia is always available. Tons of routes to do. Then two 
routes rotate all the time. Two worlds. Obviously, it’s Scotland right now. Actually, it may 
not be Scotland right now. These events,   you can pick a world. You can kind of hack the 
system. You can say, I want to do a workout in any world you want. Get to the get to that 
world, skip the workout, and then just do your own ride there. That’s what I learned doing. 
I figured that out for a ladder league race. Got Osborne coming in here with uh Bullymore. 
Looks like Bullymore wants to do a little bit of a kick over the top. 4 and a half watts a kilo. 
K Osborne finishing up. I’m I’m pretty much just going to call the summit the top. Pub for TMP. 
Pub for the dub. Six watts a kilo there. Right to the top. Let’s off coasting over this side. 
We also got Guan here for TMP. 16 years old, bro. uh finishing 38th PISK for the Dinos. I’ve 
definitely called the Dinos uh on WTRLTT. Uh and I think it was an all ladies team, I believe, 
or there was just a lot of ladies on it. Was a   mixed team. Uh P Fisk. I think I know Pisk. I’m 
positive I know P Fisk. R Miller here for TMP. Another new dude. Beach for TMP. Uh TMP is growing 
in size really fast, guys. Peacocks for TMP. T Howard Inox TMP. We got this Lorenti Grole dude. 
Belgian rider here. Should feel right at home on these little kickers, these little walls. Howard. 
So, we got LMN GB Badger here. The Canadian. Get it, dude. Get it done. Uh, guys, gonna just 
jump back to the chat here again quick. Don, give it a shot, dude. Get a trainer. I would 
say, you know, if I was to start it right now, I probably wouldn’t even buy a used trainer. I’d 
go out right now and I go find myself a sub $500 Wahoo Kicker Core. That’s about all you need. And 
I would find any old bike laying around the house. The best thing you need to do is just lubricate 
the chain. Get on it. You don’t need brakes,   obviously. You don’t need to be be aerodynamic, 
obviously. uh you just need enough gears to get up these hills because you will these hills are all 
simulated. You’re going to feel like you’re riding   up the hills. So, I always tell people, let’s say 
you got a $1,500 budget to get into wicked shape, uh put all your money into your trainer. So, 
whatever you want to do, if you’ve only got 500 bucks to get in, spend 500 bucks on a trainer 
and find a bike laying around. I’ve seen bike   guys riding like hybrid bikes, like flat handlebar 
city commuter bikes. It just reads your power. It doesn’t matter how aerodynamic you are. Um, 
it does get factored in though. You need to input your height and your weight. Uh, so it’s 
going to give you like a coefficient of drag   for like your height, that kind of thing. Uh, 
okay. Don spinning tail riding the broom bike. Don, you’d really like it. Noah Henley, this race 
is 33.7. Okay. Thanks, Noah. Okay. Yeah. I know. I might have looked at that. I got the links uh from 
Dan probably late yesterday after I’d streamed 8 hours yesterday. Uh having these screens on in 
my face. Actually, I don’t even know what I look like right now on camera. Like, I just don’t know. 
Uh actually, it’s pretty good right now. But I’ve   been having three screens on the whole time in 
my face, and I feel like I’m getting retina burn. Uh especially this little guy right here. So, 
yeah, I’ll do that again. Bippy Bob, thank you. Don saying, “Do I need a real ID to race 
in Scotland from?” Yes, absolutely not,   Don. Anyone can race here. Get into it, dude. 
You’ll love it. I guarantee it. Uh, trust me, dude. I sat on the sidelines from 1997 to 2017. I 
probably sat on a bike two times. Um, so you can see here, G Badger is going to finish. And then 
like honestly, Joey Jojo said one day, “Why don’t   you ride a bike? You you’ve been watching Lance 
Armstrong, uh, the Schlech brothers, Contidor. Well, Lance was gone by the time Joey came along. 
Then it was Conidor, Schlech Bros, Team Sky, Froom, WGO, Egon, uh, G Thomas, all that stuff, 
right? And so I did, and it was the best move I ever made. And then a couple years after that, I 
thought, I’m going to make a YouTube channel. Just   going back to the group here, guys. We’re one hour 
in now. Let’s see how far back we got to go. So, some riders have got a little ways to go yet, but 
no one’s really got that far to go now. Like you   can see here, 59 minutes in. Just pedal your way 
through it. Two watts a kilo back here. Va Bacco Italian rider. CAC way at the back today. Oh, he’s 
actually spun around for the second time. That’s what it is. I was kind of shocked by that. So, I 
think these are some of the last riders on course   here. D Conway here, 28.8 km in. So, yeah, this is 
the very back here. Let’s support this dude right here. He’s at 28.8 km uh into the event here. And 
I’m going to finish up the chat here, guys. Hey guys, so that’s it for me. That’s another hour of 
streaming. I will be back tomorrow for the second round of TMP summer championship. I think it’s 
called race number two. Do you have to do both   of them? I don’t even know. Uh I will be doing 
tour to France fems tomorrow morning as well. I just found out this morning, uh, they don’t even 
start the coverage until a couple hours in. So, that’s probably another reason why we don’t see as 
much women’s racing. The coverage doesn’t start at   the same time. So, they they start and then it 
goes. Uh, some really good racing today. That Lena Vibes is unbelievable. Uh, she can probably 
outsprint most of us. Got like shoulders on her. So, when they’re in the helicopter, like a view 
like this that was on screen there before. Oh,   dude. This guy’s got the full Diddy suit. I’m 
never going to get it now. D Conway here’s got the Diddy suit. I want the suit. Uh I’ve got a friend 
who’s getting me going into uh a big challenge over on Ruby. It’s the Legends of the Tour. So, 
it’s the hardest hills to climb on the tour. Anyways, guys, I got to shut it down. Uh go do a 
couple things around here and relax. Start queuing up for tomorrow. Thanks for watching everyone and 
we’ll see you all again tomorrow morning. Guys, if you can like the video on the way out or share 
it with share with anyone that raced on here, guys. Reach out to me if you want some race 
coverage. Let’s get it on. Shaka. Thing bang.

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