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Twitch.tv/itch. We’re ready to see what happens today. always adventure. We’re watching it drop by. Say hi. [Music] All righty. Good morning. Hopefully things are working. Welcome to day 20 of this here bike tour, which is now called Finland bike tour. Formerly called Architectural Bike Tour. We’re back in business. The sun is shining. It is not miserably rainy today. I will only whine a little bit. Small amounts of whining followed by large amounts of enjoying the ride. Few things from riding in the rain and stuff like that. My chain’s all like sandy and it’s crunchy. We got to clean the chain. We got to oil the chain. Do the stuff with the chain. And then we ride. Then we ride. Um, so I have been given a deadline today. I have to go apparently 84 km before something closes at 5:00 p.m. So once we get riding, we got to ride ride like the wind, which like it’s doable, but I just can’t stop much, you know? Uh, anyway, in order to do that, we got to start doing stuff. So, let’s uh oil the chain cuz she’s crunchy. No one likes a crunchy chain. Also, this was in its charging case all night, but it didn’t charge at all. So, it’s charging off of here. So, that’s fun. Okay. Can I do this? I don’t know how to show you my chaining. We’re just going to do it quickly. Just experience the the audio experience of oiling a chain and cleaning it cuz she’s crunchy. I get like something that like gets into the chain a bit more than just a cloth. People use like a toothbrush and stuff. Should just retire my toothbrush. Or to save weight, I could just use my toothbrush for the chain and for my mouth. Your charging case wasn’t charged. I thought it was, but you could be right. Absolutely. that in new profile picture. Yeah, we’re trying on a new profile picture. My original profile picture is from when I was 21 sitting on the side of the road in Switzerland. get a tent. I have ordered a tent. I don’t have it and I was concerned about shipping. So, it’s being shipped to Helsinki, which uh means I got to use my broken tent for another 700 800 km, which is exciting. So, we’ll see how that goes. hopefully good, potentially bad. I was going to order it from the uh there’s a Finnish website that was selling the tent I wanted and when I ended the stream there was one left in stock and then I had dinner and went back to buy it and it was sold out. Which one of you bought my tent? Your band? Who was it? 16% of you are finished and one of you bought my tent scalp. They’re probably just like they have it at home right now. They’re just like, “Hitch, I can send it to you for a 50% premium.” 60%. That’s crazy. I know. It’s actually crazy that 16% of my viewers right now while I’ve been in Finland have been Finnish. Crazy. I want to see how many watts we’re getting. Also, I got to find I got to go. But I want to see if there’s the cabinet so I can clean the solar panel cuz she’s a little bit dirty from the rain yesterday. Okay, this angle we’re getting 15 watts. Not directly pointed, but close to it’s pretty good. Okay. Um, that’s charging. Charge those. Let’s see if we can find that cabinet. Why do you put all your windshield wipe stuff in a cabinet? Why isn’t it just by the gas pumps? Question. The Hillberg tent guy bought them all. He’s like, if there’s if the only tents in stock are Hillberg, then he has to get a Hillberg tent. Okay. Okay. You don’t you don’t have to be so aggressive lately. Oh, I haven’t really put my cables away yet. Oh, or even strap that down at all. All right, let’s do that first. But Hillberg tent guy said the Durston tent wasn’t safe enough. What happens if you’re camping and all of a sudden there’s a hurricane? Have you considered that there could be a spontaneous hurricane in Finland? It could happen. Sorry. Have you considered Why does your offline picture look like you’re about to murder someone? The little picture of me in the rearview mirror. Yeah, I look a little bit mischievous in there. And I’m undecided on that. You’re wearing sandals on your butt. You can’t question people. I got clips. Right. Sandals are the superior cycling footwear. Oh, I can turn my uh GPS on. Okay, should be going and the text on it is unreadable. Or maybe you’re just not good at reading text. Have you sorry, have you considered this? You need it to be Times New Roman or Calibri and that’s it. Any other text is illeible. Is that how you say it? Calibri. Calibri. The one that starts with a C. The new panels. Oh man. Should I hire you to do my graphic design work? Sunscreen? I should put sunscreen on, too. How am I going to get to get to this place by uh 5:00? I got to clean my solar panel. I got to protect my skin from UV rays. Now, my trailer just squeaked. All [Applause] right. Where’s the cabinet? If I were a C That’s my rear brake. If I were a cabinet, where would I be? They’re hiding it from me. I got paper towels, but nothing to like wash with. Ah, don’t hit me with your car. Your summer car. We biking again? Yeah, a proper touring day. I just wanted to clean the solar panel, but they don’t know how to do it cuz they don’t put the cleany things at the gas pumps. They put them in like a cabinet. What’s that? What are you? Vacuum. I think you’re a vacuum. This looks clean. Oh, that’s a car wash. Could I take you through the car wash? That would probably work. Or is this a garage? Is this a garage? I don’t know. How hard is it to find a thing to wash my windshield? The heck? Okay, I guess I’m not cleaning the solar panel right now. It’ll survive. Ves Ilma is the cabinet. Oh, was I thought there was the pizza shop. It doesn’t really matter that much. It just looks better. And we get Is it really? Okay, now I have to go peek. The staff are going to get suspicious. I’m just doing slow laps around the the gas station cuz there’s like a sign up there that says Coty Pizza and I’m like, “Oh no, that looks like it.” Oh my god. Why you got to hide them? I thought it was a pizzeria. Right above the Vessie Elma sign is a pizza sign. The heck doesn’t freeze in the cold. It’s summer. I think they just use water. Maybe use like Finish. Nice. How much is the lodge now? Uh, we’re kind of angling this. 134. It’s not an apples to apples comparison because it was angled differently when we’re facing over there, but okay. Um, let me charge this. Maybe I’ll use that. Be nice. Okay. So, I’m just figuring I want to get this going. Wait, maybe they have chocolate milk here. Oh, No, I think we’re good to go. I had a good breakfast. Um, but I will have to stop some time for chocolate milk or something. I should probably close that pan here, though. I think we’re good. Maybe they have a sound in here. What is Finland? Everywhere you go should have a sound. All right, I got to put in my destination. Did I turn the speaker on? No, I didn’t. Speaker. Power on. Battery high. Your device is connected. Do you guys feel connected? Okay, you’re closed. Seems fine. Oh, wait. No, I need to get Where am I going? there. Wait, I want to turn the voice of Google Maps lady off cuz she annoys me. She’s always getting mad at me and I feel like I don’t deserve it. She’s giving me crap. Trying to reach today. Well, Tanya’s giving me a destination. Says it’s very important I get there by 8, but it’s 84 km, which means I pretty much have to ride non-stop. And even then, we might not make it. the chain feels so much better. of scheduling is full stress. Exactly. [Applause] That’s an axle feel. To be honest, it feels the same as the old through axle. It It’s more just mentally nicer cuz I know even when I get a flat, I can actually take the wheel off. Nice weather of the bike. Yeah. Compared to yesterday, it’s really nice today. Did you hear that? Fly just went in my ear canal. It’s the most traumatic place a fly can go. [Applause] Psychological torture. bike shop man was fantastic. Yeah, he was super nice. My Who ordered the tent last tent to the finish store? Was it you? Did Gatsby? Was it you? Do I have to ban you? Now I have to order my tent from Canada. It’s going to take much longer. Oh, my chain feels beautiful. Wow. Why did I wait so long? Oh my word. This part where it’s going to be very flat. Well, I got to go 84 km to do this TA thing by five. The only way I’m going to get there is if it’s pretty flat and I can maintain a good speed. The issue is like I had a really nice breakfast with like three eggs, bunch of bacon. They actually got me the Corellian pies, but they made some homemade um egg butter, which we’ve been looking for, but it’s been hard to find in like a cafe apparently. Two cups of coffee. really everything little old me could wish for for a breakfast. And then and that was like like I just left. The issue is I’m kind of hungry again. What the heck? Why am I still hungry? Egg butter op pinion. Oh, it’s delicious. It’s great. And I’m sure you can do it different ways like if you make it more buttery, more eggy. And it went really good on the krilling pie. So like the two go well together left. Are you pregnant or do you have a tapeworm? Are you on your period? What the hell? Everyone, leave me alone. Let me be hungry in peace. I’m going to need some bear about it. Oh. tapeworm. Well, I have lost like 19 lbs, almost 9 kilos in or 8 kilos, I don’t know, whatever, in a month and a half. Maybe I do have a tapeworm. You bike 50 to 80 km per day. My last touring day was 130 km and I’m deeply offended by your approximate range being 50 to 80. My feelings have never been so hurt and I’m absolutely triggered right now. Probably cuz I’m hungry. Just emphasize your point. True. This is true. I am speed. I don’t trust these crossroads though. Someone else could come with speed and then we’re all screwed. Oh my god. Grim’s hard. Thank you. I respect the lurk. When I’m on Twitch, I lurk hard. I’ll send the occasional message in Sarah’s chat, but I don’t talk much. Everyone close your eyes. Oh, no. Never mind. Open them. I summoned that green light. Hburger. So, I’m like, at some point during this race for 84 km today, I’m going to need some chocolate milk. And I don’t have any tragic. or stay where you laugh at her. What was I said under my breath? Sorry, she didn’t hear that, but So, I was kind of trying to go straight through the little courtyard and she was trying to walk her bike across the courtyard and kind of met in the middle. You know, it happens. Count along the way. There you go. Easy. Yeah, we’re bike pass one. It’s like the US interstate system for bikes. Now, Olu is like known for this. I was asking locals like what there is to do in Olu and they’re like nothing except for ride a bike and go swimming. But that was yesterday and it was neither a fun day for biking or swimming. I like when a path is this good on both sides of the road. Am I supposed to be on the right side? Oh god. May as well. Feels more correct. ideal biking weather suit. Now that is correct. Two bike lanes. Yeah. which seems like each one of these bike lanes is big enough to be, you know, the bike lane the coastline uh for a little bit here for the rest of today and then tomorrow I think we’re heading inland. Ooh, this looks like maybe the end of the city bike lanes. The asphalt looks more worn now. Don’t trust the dog on leash when biking. Yeah, if you notice, I gave them as much room as I could possibly give cuz dogs are unpredictable. Let’s turn left here. I think bike path goes under and over. Google Maps L is going to be pissed, but you can’t even hear her hear her be piss pissed cuz I turned her volume off cuz she was annoying me. Wow, such great infrastructure. All right. See if DJI drone how often you use it. I haven’t even used on this. I should be And like the north would have been the best place to use it because it’s just less populated. Once you get into like busier places, dronius gets more and more questionable. Anyway, now we’re like on some inter town. Still beautiful bike instruction, but we cruising now. It was kind of fun navigating out of the city, just weaving our way through like nice cycling infrastructure. It’s nice. raise the saddle back up. Yeah, I did. Feels better. Science says it should be 8 mm lower, but my body tells me high. So that’s what we do. Racing cowboy just resubscribed for 30 months. Pitch we go. racing cowboy. Thanks for the 30-month resub. Our first resub of the day. Look at the actual people cycling. Easy pass. It’s where I pass people. So, let me drink it in. [ __ ] or a bike shop if you need. I should be okay until I’m not okay. Could change at any point. going to Fish River now. I think Fish River is like 130 from Olu. So, we could barely get there today if I’m efficient. Or it’d be tomorrow and then we head inlands from there, I think. Green light. Maybe you start biking for the day. It depends on the day. I’m usually not the earliest to start. Right now, I I stream usually quite late. Yesterday, not included. And then I don’t necessarily sleep in that late. I just like am awake for a few hours before I start the stream. But today was like whatever 10 something 1020s I don’t know. It’s pulling trailer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There’s my 225 W trailer. Oh, let’s start the day right. Oh yeah, now we’re warmed up. All is well. near that 100. My snot rockets per day has gone down substantially uh since I’ve finally gotten over whatever that very long running sickness that I had. Took long enough, but now we just do the occasional one rather than every like 5 10 minutes. trailer seems lower in frame rate. We could restart it. Feel better now? Yeah, I feel a lot better. For the most part, my ability to troubleshoot involves turning it off and turning on again and crossing my fingers and hoping for the best. [Music] Sounds fine to me. Average distance per day. What has been my average distance per day on an actual touring day? Because like you could just do our distance total distance traveled. Uh I don’t know. This might just take me to a bus stop and the actual pass on the other side. Anyway, divide it by 20 days. Oh, I did it wrong. [Music] We can fix this. But uh a few of those days have been like off days like my birthday. Yesterday wasn’t the tour day. We were just fixing the bike and stuff. Don’t wonder. It’s a little late to tell me that. I already went over [Applause] I don’t know. What’s this big building? You look too large for right here. I even know that’s in frame. A little bit. It’s under construction. Hotel something. It’s going to be a red road again soon. Like the bike highways. Oh yeah, it is. Good eye. Nice. Man, this sing infestruction has been so good today to start with. See how long we get it for. Assume we’ll lose it at some point. Happy birthday. A little late. It’s a little bit late. It’s June 20th and now we’re like July 8th or something. So, right. Could also wish me an early happy birthday for my 32nd birthday uh next year. Yeah. And then you won’t miss it. See, you already got it in. Oh, there’s a new town hall. Okay. Is this still suburbs of Olu? Like technically different town, but kind of part of it. So, not Olu. Commuter town’s next to the city. Okay. Well, it’s all really nicely connected via bike path to Olu. Big fan. Big fan. Uh, wants me to go straight through this roundabout. So, I guess we’re going under. Google gets a little confused with the uh the bike where there is a bike path and where there isn’t a bike path. Sometimes it just has me on the road even though there’s a bike path that is next to it. But so it got confused here and had to reroute me. So if the audio was on, it would have been going Oo, fresh asphalt. Oh, I love it here. Wow, this guy’s pointing to go this way. Construction worker, man. That’s your job. You just chill there and point bikes to go this way. [Applause] They have a bike flagger. I’ve never seen a bike flagger. You’re not going inland today, by the way. What if I ride really well? What if I’m super speedy fast? Have you considered that? Bit further along the coast then go inland in 2 days, I think. fish. Hm. Suspicious flagger man. [Music] Sorry. Do you speak English? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, you have to drive to the uh main road. On the main road. Okay, cool. You can’t go on the bike. No worries. Thank you. All right. [Music] There’s a northbound tour. But fresh asphelt on that bike path when it’s done. [Applause] excited about tomorrow’s side quest. Extra uncomfortable. What the heck? [Applause] She had an evil laugh. O I think this was probably like poured yesterday. Assume this is open. It looks real fresh. You’re just gonna see my tire marks forever. You already got a crack in it. I can smell it. I see other bikes up here. That’s a good sign. Oh, big gap. [Applause] Oh, southbounds. Don’t run into my southbounds. Oh, they’re running away. shoulder mount and body mount for your camera. Shoulder mount? Yes. Body mount? No. But then I have to wear that kind of awkward backpack. Jeez. Maybe I should get a chest mount for certain things. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Hi. Hi. Where are you guys riding to? Uh, we are going to ra Rahee. Okay. Yeah. Where are you going? Uh, Helsinki. Helsinki. Oh, okay. Great. You hit the road for what you are going to go. Uh where am I going? There’s a town called like translates the fish river and then I’m going inland somewhere. Ah okay. Yes. Yeah. Where where how far have you driven so far? No this is our first day. Oh this day one. Okay. You live in Olu. Okay. Yeah. Where where is your starting? Uh TSO Norway. Oh great. Yeah. So you you saw the flak land. Yeah, it’s been a long time up north. They don’t have bike paths like this up north. This is nice. Olu’s been really nice for riding. Flat land. Yes, much easier. Yeah. How long is your trip going to be? Something like maybe 4 days. Oh, nice days. Cool. Just a summer vacation night trip. Have you done a few trips like this in the past? Uh yeah, I have been there in what is it like the Orland the islands? Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Between the Finland and Cool. Feel cool. Yes. Nice. All right. Well, I’ll let you ride. Enjoy your trip. Enjoy. All right. See you. Have a good one. [Applause] [ __ ] Okay. Tractor. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Applause] When’s the chocolate milk break? I don’t have any chocolate milk, unfortunately. So, we’re going to have to stop at some point and get some smash. You pass nice speed up to keep pace. Well, I’m going to push a lot of air. I’m real wide, so I create a real nice draft. So, you want to chill out for a while? Just hang out on my wheel and your life will be easy for a while. Built a cafe. I’ve been to one in uh Norway. It’s cheap and good. Heat. Heat. I tend to feel pain with too. No, our tent conversation. I’m going to ban the word tent. Tell Ch what you’re doing today. No, I just said you’re forcing me. You’re being a a dictator and forcing me to go 84 km real fast. But we’re maintaining a good pace today, so that’s nice. Nice weather up there. Yeah, yesterday sucked. The day before was really nice and everyone down south in Helsinki and stuff was saying, “What happened to the the middle of this?” Anyway, everyone down south has been saying how gloomy it’s been. Oh, wait. [ __ ] Want me to turn? Oh god, Trevor in the bush. I just assume straight forever, but it’s not straight forever. Oh no, the tours are going to catch me. I I pulled a Sarah. [Applause] We in a rush. There’s a place I want to go. From where I started, it was 83 84 km and it closes at 5. So, as of right now, I got 5 hours and 20 minutes to go. How far how many kilometers have I driven so far? [Applause] Are his legs just massive from this? I wish it’s endurance muscles 16. Okay, so monster math. We got like whatever 68 km or something to go in just over 5 hours, which is at our pace fine. But I got to stop for chocolate milk. I don’t know if there’s a cat. I’ll have to pet it. Just do Sarah things [Applause] domestique like hitch stay sleek. Hey, true. But hey, a cat. All the cats. So like on Sarah’s stream when you see a cat or a dog, there’s a command for like add cat, add dog, and you count how many cats you see on the tour. The only we count with a command is snot rockets. wrong way. Did I go the wrong way? See, this is when having the girl talk to me is useful cuz I just like on these paths, they’re so nice, so I just assume I go straight forever. left on that previous intersection. Did I mess it up? Where’ they go? Does it matter? Oh, this just takes me through town. The other way bypasses, I think. It’s fine. Although, I’m in a rush. It all work out. Which means that couple’s probably going to pass me. They’ll take the bypass and I haven’t. And then I’ll catch up to them again. We can have another conversation. We can hang out. Yet all right now. Put on a fake beard. I already got my beard growing out. Also, what does Sarah get at McDonald’s now? What’s her breakfast order? Have I turned her into me? The faintest spike sounds. Yeah, I hear like the weirdest little tiny faint something. It’s a weird sound though. Whoa. Path. Chill. Missjunction again. What? Did I What do you mean? I’m trying to listen. Is it my fender? Pretty sure it’s my fender. Front fender. This neighborhood’s cute. I’m just exploring. But which part of it? How do I get it to not do that? My front fender’s loose because I’ve stripped the threads on one of my uh little brazons on the front forks. So, I can never get it tight. So, it’s always kind of just moving around a bit. All right. Dog doesn’t like bikes. And this is why we approach dogs cautiously. Hey still barking. Like that must be a pretty regular occurrence walking your dog on a bike lane in a bike ccentric area. What are you doing? Where you going out there? Okay, have fun. O. It just smells so bad. Even the dogs go crazy. Dogs love bad smelling things. Like they roll around and [ __ ] Oh my god, that was bigger than I thought it was going to be. If I can skip the gear. Still recoiling from that bump. So predictable. That’s what she said. Whatever. All right. Left up here. What a weird detour. I missed a turn. So, yeah, we’re going house shopping, moving to Finland. Going to get my shenan access from being a Finnish citizen. [Music] dangerous is too good bike infrastructure. Yeah, sometimes like there’s one route and like it’s very obvious if you miss a turn because the bike infrastructure goes away. But because we got bike infrastructure down a bunch of different roads, I’ll just be cruising down a road. See, there they are. Oh, there’s the other two. All right, we get to pass them again. I can have another conversation. [Music] The timing though. Thought they might pass me but ah perfect. And the race is on again. [Applause] I we’ve never seen them before. Same question line. bike fitment and the frame size and you look at other things like the reach. Well, we just got the bike fit in Rovenmi and whatever I came up with just from years of riding was pretty close to what science says is ideal. They just moved my seat down 8 mm and then I moved it right back up. Um, they said my handlebars, the reach is within like a few millimeters of what science says is good. They said technically I could raise the handlebars, like a centimeter, but whatever. Oh, chatter wondering about frame sizes. Okay, I see. BR. water. Wow. Mhm. stop for some beer. Maybe at the end of the day, I learned I can’t have a midday beer on bike tour. Not cuz of like the alcohol, but beer makes me like lethargic. Makes me sleepy. I don’t want to get back on the bike after I’ve had a beer. It’s bedtime. I can have a Caesar, though. Let’s go. You tried long lancero. I’ve had original and pineapple. I like them. They’re real sweet though. I wouldn’t want to have a bunch of it. It’s just too much sweet farms. Hot right now in the super sunny weather. I feel like quite comfortable. It’s pretty ideal conditions. Beer has sugar. It’s going to get sugar crash. I don’t think like a Caesar has sugar too. Most drinks that specifically don’t put in like nothing sweet or don’t add a zero calorie sweetener like have sugar in them. Try any smoked bread. They do smoked bread, too. had a bunch of like smoked fish and smoked reindeer or something. No smoked bread, I don’t think. [Applause] Something just passively rubbing on my wheel. I just want to check. This is annoying me. That was the front, but it could be somewhere else. Okay, closer. Use this as a kickstand. There you go. What could it be? Just have to check while I’m stopped. Could be one of those cables rubbing. That’ll be way the f back here. So, it’s pretty close to the tire. Anything close in here? Potentially the backpack straps or something. Don’t think so. just be that. Yeah. All right. Anyway, carrying on. I should have passed a couple first then stopped. Now you guys are thinking the trailer squeaking again already, but that’s a different one. on the road again. I got to maintain a pretty good pace to catch up. Do the finished cyclist. Wait, no one even told me what Sarah got at McDonald’s. This is critical information. Maybe they did. I just didn’t notice. [Applause] You’re distracted by the beast that attacked you. Oh, well, what was it? Things they have with no meat. Sarah’s not vegetarian anymore. I turned her into a barbarian. Oo, passenger train. Neat. Morning. Nice weather today. Very true. It’s a beautiful day. See, it was the trans when I met Sarah, she was full of vegan. Occasionally, she’d have a little bit of cheese. She has dairy, so not vegan, but that was her one weakness was a bit of cheese. Anyway, as we started seeing each other, went from full vegan to just vegetarian cuz cheese, like cheese is just delicious. though. And I refuse to have like vegan cheese. It’s just bad. And for like 4 years, she was vegetarian. And then we were uh coming back from a trip and Sarah still likes sushi, but she just never got fish sushi. She just got like these vegetarian rolls and she likes them. You make good ones. Sometimes the vegetarian rolls are like cucumber rolls and you’re like, “Okay, well that doesn’t taste like much.” Anyway, I got like a a [ __ ] sampling platter of like 20 different nigiris and she just randomly decided that she was going to dive in and try some fish. And then she was pescatarian. So then she ate fish for a while and she really liked it. So she ate fish for a while and then I think she had flashbacks to when she was younger. She really liked chicken nuggets was her weakness and then she was drawn to the dark side because of chicken. So now we were talking to her and when she converted, went out to McDonald’s and she tried a bite of my McGriddle. Forget it was a sausage egg and cheese or bacon egg and cheese McGriddle and she loved it. So, that’s why I was asking about her McDonald’s order cuz I wanted to see I don’t even know what France has for McDonald’s breakfast anyway, See, you fix it. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with like being vegetarian, vegan on moral grounds or diet grounds. It’s fine. I will say though, when we were on the tandem tour, it was so [ __ ] annoying trying to feed her. We’re in like small French towns and like there’s a French restaurant and all they serve is meat and something. There’s only meat and something. And we’re on a bike tour and she needs more than a freaking side salad. Like I am a human garbage disposal. I will eat anything, everything, everywhere all at once. Sarah was much more particular. When was this? Three years ago. Two years ago. How many summers ago? Great movie. Yeah, me and Sarah watched it one night blind. We heard it was good. We didn’t read anything about it other than we heard it was good and we took an edible and just kind of like settled in to watch a movie and it started and we’re like this is kind of boring cuz it starts fairly just like slow and then all of a sudden it gets a little weird and you’re okay I’m intrigued and then it gets weirder and then it gets weirder and then it gets weirder and it just gets so freaking weird and we had no idea we were getting into and we loved Wait, did I miss it? Oh, let’s turn up here. Pizza and kebab. Wow. S market. Maybe I should get a chocolate milk for when I get tired. I think we should load up on one. You have for breakfast? Eggs, bacon, carellian pie with egg butter, two cups of coffee. [Music] Corrillion pie. It makes me think of Star Wars. Like I don’t know. Corelians sound like a species from a space movie. Okay, quick shopping trip. Okay, do not close the app down. Silly iPhones. I think we made it. Okay. I don’t think anyone Oh my god, your bikes are worse than mine. [Applause] egg butter root. Oh, it’s delicious. It just tastes like really buttery eggs. Maybe a little smoothie. That would be nice. Maybe. I don’t know. Apple, mango, avocado, and spinach. Sure, why not? Looks healthy cuz it’s green. [Music] All right. Somewhere around here. There it is. This is what we’re talking about. Hey, people actually saying hi. Wait, [Music] what flavor is this? Fizzy bottles. Oh, Sarah said this one was good. I think these like uh flavored dates. Sarah, it became Sarah’s like favorite snack. And I had um one flavor of them and I actually really liked it. Also, this dried mango. Are you sweetened? I hate it when they sweeten mango sugar 3.4%. You don’t need to sweeten mangoes. Mango’s already naturally really sweet. Oh no. Oh no. Oh god. Who did this? Sarah, why this make up something? Sugar. Let’s see if they add sugar. That one had English. This one, this one’s not having Oh, wait. Uh, try mango shrimp, potato starch. Okay, I think this one is unsweetened. I have some of these mango slices and some fizzy bottle dates. Fun snacks. All right. Wait, where’s my chocolate milk? Where is it? Huh? Oh, okay. Like, where did it go? Don’t judge me. There’s so much judgment right now. That is start doing plain bangers like this. [Music] Guys going to sing the chorus. You feel the love tonight. [Music] I never put sunscreen on. Sarah and her two hours sunscreen timer are going to be so disappointed in me. Oh, the bike’s still there. That’s Look how big we are. Can you feel the love? Okay, that lady looked at me weird when I started doing that. She doesn’t know they’re playing the song inside. She’s going in right now. [Music] Crazy foreigners singing on the streets. Singing on the streets. [Applause] [Music] I see there’s like Oh, benches over there. I could put some sunscreen on in the sun. Regular chocolate milk. It’s better than minty. If you check half a carton at once. Yeah. So, I I I like the mint chocolate milk, but I Yeah. I wouldn’t down it like I do. um the chocolate milk. So, I’ll leave that open right over there. Shorts on at 15C. Of course, I’m Canadian. Milk and riding. What do you mean? It’s delicious. You need some salt, brother. Brother. Uh, I got some nuts. You’re going to love my nuts. That’s a Slap Chop advertisement. All right. My friend’s uh Xbox gamer tag was slap chop back when I was in high school and his little like slogany thing or whatever they call it was, “You’re going to love my nuts.” Good times. I’m going to sit in the sun, drink my smoothie, and uh put some sunscreen on cuz I can already tell my fa my face is uh looking all weathered from the past few days of riding. Never mind, it’s windy. Where did this wind come from? Can you feel Oh, wait. Those like benches are up on a pedestal. I can’t even get up there. All right. Picnic table. Perfect. Oh, look at the size of this thing. Jesus. Oh my god. Wow. That’s a picnic table. All right. [Music] [Music] Da da. All right. Can’t take too long cuz Tony is cracking the whip. [Music] Lim Linka widely known for their large picnic tables. What a thing to be known for. I love it. Love me a good picnic table. Can you feel the love tonight? I’m going to have that song stuck in my head all freaking day. [Music] Oh yeah, those are big flower pots, too. How did I not even notice the flower pots? I go hard in this town. Yeah, this is like America. America likes to do everything but big. This town even bigger. What is he doing? Putting on the war paint sunscreen. I’m a pasty Canadian. Not as pasty as syrup, but still tasty. Stay. America is an insult me personally. Understandably so. But why are the things so big? Yeah. You don’t like big things. When did I say I didn’t like it? I was just wondering what the motivation was. I was complimenting the giant picnic table. See, look, there’s other people at it, but you can barely even tell they’re there. It’s so big. All right, I’m just guess I’ll probably roll up the sleeves at some point here. [Music] Ears, nose, feet, legs, arms. Arms, hands, chest, neck. Got it. It’s your sunscreen. This is Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch SPF 30. Wow. I’m going to have my my smoothie really quick. 2 kg of sunscreen a day. Like I do as a hairy man, especially my legs, you need a lot more sunscreen to just like cuz the hair just like soops up a bunch of the sunscreen. So probably go through more per application because of that. There is kind of low note. There’s diminishing marginal returns on the amount of sun protection that each SPF value gives you. 30 SPF blocks like 97% of UVA, UVB kind of rays. 50 does like 98%. We’re already getting into negligible territory. I shave legs for arrow games. I only shave my legs when I crossdress. [Music] 30 equals 50. Well, I think it’s like a 1% protection difference between SPF 30 and 50. So, one foreigner taking the entire big. There’s literally people sitting right there. What are you on about? Shave your legs every Saturday. My leg hair must grow real fast. But yes, tier four subs get the crossdressing content every Saturday. [Applause] Yeah, I can barely even hear them like chatting and we’re at the same table. Come on. Get over here. [Music] All right, we’ll cinch that close. Grab this cable. Put this in here. Spin around and put you in a case. Nice. Okay. Somehow that transitioned into Pedro in my head. Okay. I can’t Where am I going? That way, I think. Uh came from that way, right? Well, let’s figure it out. Trying to fire our pots and size comparison. I’m going past them. So, let’s just go next to them. Yeah, look at them. They’re big, large, and in charge. Oh my god. All right. Adjust my shorts here. Oh. Oh my lord. Good gust of wind. Tbody’s hospitality. Yeah, something like that. Got spoiled with a place to stay. Nice sound is every day. And like they didn’t just like flick the sound on. They have to like it’s a wood burning sound. They got to like prepare it well in advance. Stock it with wood. Then they brought me a bunch of like Finnish things to try. I tried the mommy Miami weird named one which is good. I don’t know you why you guys thought it was scary and like I was like sounding and then when he saw me like coming out to like rinse off and like cool off in the shower, the cold shower, a random like hand would like come through the door with like two more beers. That’s some hospitality. Ah, tractor race. It’s on tractor man. [Music] [Music] Oh, they put construction in my way. That’s not fair. [Music] Why? You tapped out cuz you knew I’d win. Oh, sad showing for tractor man today. [Music] I had him and he wants me to turn right. Hopefully that’s right. Okay. Olu so far felt like cycling city compared to other places. Yeah, absolutely. Sing infrastructure has been amazing. We’re not in Olu anymore, but like it’s still been really good. Why are we going this way? Where does this go? I don’t know. Take me somewhere, Google Maps lady. You’re in a mood today? What mood am I in? I thought I was in a good mood. Don’t make me mad. You guys could look backwards all day. Okay. Whispering good weather with you. No, I just complain when the weather’s bad and I don’t ride very much. We had really bad weather yesterday, so I just complained about it for a while. Not in a mood. You’re a mood. Oh, I am a mood. Okay, that’s good. I take it back. All right, catch this mood. What do you think? Was that a mood, too? This disgusting is beautiful. I feel so free now. destination for this trip overall all the way through Finland to Helsinki and then we want to do like Estonia, Latia, Lithuania essentially until my European visa, my Shenhen visa expires in like a month and 10 days or something. Coffee tip $5 linkos fin. [Applause] Life I love is making music with my friends. I can’t wait to get on the road again. On the road again. Going places that I’ve never been. Seeing things that I may never see again. I can’t wait to get on the road again. On the road again. Like a band of gypsies. We go down the highway. We’re the best of friends. Insisting that the world keeps turning our way. highway. It’s on the road again. Just can’t wait to get home. What a banger. I think a linkuo. I know I’m saying it wrong. I apologize. Traveling to Sweden on this trip. I hitchhiked through a good chunk of Sweden on the hitchhiking part of this trip, but I don’t think we’ll be in Sweden on the biking part of this trip. Oo, that’s a good gust of wind. It’s all right. The wind’s coming from the north and my general direction is south. So, I cannot complain. Tasted finished tap water yet. That’s mostly what I’ve been drinking. Yeah, it’s good tap water. I’m a very pro tap waterer. Some people only drink bottled water everywhere they go. I think that’s very wasteful. any falls this trip? Uh, no. I think we’re good so far. [Applause] I was finding you drink hose water. It’s fine. I ran the t the hose for the water for a little bit. [Applause] Oh, I drink the hell out of UK tap water. Give me give me Heat. Heat. Uh kind of problem are insects here in Finland. Actually, past couple days, they haven’t been so bad. Like five, six, seven days ago, there were so many There’s so many mosquitoes. So, yeah, not a problem when riding. The only bugs that are problem here when riding are the parma, the horse flies. Those things can uh fly much faster than I can ride, and they’ll just circle you and circle you and circle you, and if they get a good opportunity, they’ll land on you and take a good chunk out of your skin. Heat. Heat. I assume we’re kind of driving like westish right now or something cuz I’m fighting the wind and in general I think the wind’s coming straight from the north. So feel like we’re going west. South southwest now. Oh, so mostly south. Interesting. Yeah, the wind’s going this way like my 7 8:00 direction. Little headwind crosswind combo. Yeah, it would have been the director. Is there bike infrastructure on there? My maps wanted me to take this route. So, going straight west. See, that makes sense to me. A fork handlebar long trip than a regular handlebar. I don’t know what a fork handlebar is. It depends what your definition of a regular handlebar is as well. Um, these are drop bars. I’m used to touring on them. Sarah’s touring bike has called butterfly bars. And they look like good touring bars. Honestly, I might have to try one on a trip or swap them out on my bike. No bike infrastructure. Okay, then this is nicer. [Applause] What the hell just started squeaking on my bike? Not again. Hey, now stop. It’s the constant hunting down of random squeaks and stuff. All right. Lost my chat because my international Sims like to do that. I just disconnect with full bars of 5G. See you. Stream’s still up though cuz we got two networks. But Actually, she sorted. Yeah, we got a new front through axle. So, all is good. Kona’s kamasutra. That is intentional by Kona. Kona did a funny and made their bike name suspiciously similar [Applause] to something else. Of course, LT has nothing to do with the actual network. It has everything to do with the SIM cards just booting me off the network every once in a while. Like bars of service don’t actually really tell you how fast it’s going to be, but it does tell you how strong your connection is to the nearest tower or towers plural. It’s not a question of if this network is good enough here to run Twitch shad. It very much is. [Applause] And it’s gone again. Seems to go through phases. still do that for a while and then it won’t for like half a day and then I’ll do it for a while. [Applause] I don’t even know. I’m going to make sure YouTube’s working because I feel like maybe I did the thing again where I didn’t activate YouTube connections YouTube said disconnected then what now I’m disconnected disconnected from everything. Okay. still hasn’t added the widget. I was busy yesterday and I forgot today and I’m lazy right now. I’ll add it in three months. But I do want to throw this international sim into a compactor maybe. I think that would be satisfying. Well, to be fair, it’s a little SIM card. It wouldn’t really do much. Anyway, it refuses to stay connected. What? Yeah, this road looks like it’s turning slightly left up here. That’s the good direction. Best thing in Finland so far. Sas. Sas, baby. I understand them now. I didn’t understand them till I came here. Now we’re trying to sauna every day. You not XQC. You don’t even get 75. What? You might be 4550 out of a sub. Maybe 55 at kick. It’s 95 out of 75. [Applause] What? Kick chat. Come. My subsplit on Twitch, this used to be secret. You weren’t actually allowed to talk about this back in the day, is 7030. Yes, the subsplit on kick is 955. Definitely not 9575 cuz that doesn’t add up to 100 9575. My chat is good again. You always was allowed to talk about it. I don’t think you know I’ve been streaming on Twitch and have June 201850. Back then you could uh negotiate with Twitch and negotiate your own subslit contract which I did back in the day. And now to Twitch is 5050 7030 depending on how things go. I don’t think you’re a qualified person to speak as an expert on this. Streaming on Twitch Justin TV. Well, you haven’t been streaming for a while if you think I’m was on 455. So, that doesn’t exist. I think I’m going to switch to an e sim cuz this [ __ ] international sim is making me crazy. It might drop the stream for a brief amount when I switch sim cards here. Sim manager. EIM turn on. What the hell? What are you doing? Okay, full bars of 5G. Now do something with it. Okay, you know, could not reconnect. What are you doing there? Nope, that’s not what I wanted. That’s what I want. Oh, now what? There we go. All right. Sorry. I don’t know if I dropped out that whole time. It took a while to switch to Eim. [Music] uh extra protein or creatine for biking. I don’t really track like my macros or anything like that. I don’t take creatine. I take creatine at home when I’m going to the gym, but um I just want to get enough calories. There you go. I got all my chat back now. It’s fine. Yeah, it’s we’re running on two sims, so [Applause] [Applause] Nice. Wait. Connect YouTube chat. I think I’m on YouTube chat, but I don’t know anymore. YouTube say something. Is the Is the number one kick fan on Kick Chat still going on about it? [Applause] Hey, there’s YouTube chat. All right, you guys are here. Gava, you have to stop speaking so confidently but incorrectly. Do the math. $5 times 95%. We can get there. We might have to get a supercomput. I think they might cause you mean what’s on my phone. Weird. Back arena just random network truck. Interesting. Your mouth just broke the entire stream. Is it like a subset of people that think speaking really aggressively and loudly means you’re winning a conversation or an argument? But it’s just full of lies. All right. All right. No, don’t turn right. That’s more into the wind. Turn away from the wind. [Applause] Seems to be a good cycling country. Not many high mountains to climb. Now, it depends what type of cycling you like. I do like climbing, actually. So if you don’t like climbing, Norway is a horrible country for cycling. But if you like or if you like climbing now, each climbing actually isn’t that tall. It’s not actual big mountains. It’s steep fjords though. I was so wide. Was this like the road before or something? But like based on that like crack in it that’s really consistent. It looks like it was like just a normal bike path width and then they extended it and that like one tar line that’s awfully consistent. You would like to cycle Norway? I already cycled the whole west coast of Norway two years ago. I loved it. And then yeah, this trip started in Norway. So, but we just did I don’t know a few hundred kilometers in Norway this trip. Two years ago, we spent like a couple months. Oh my god. There you go. Big crosswind. Big kick’s good. Lots of small hills bad. It depends. I kind of like rolling hills depending how like sometimes they’re really fun if you can chain them. So like when you go down the small hill, you put some effort in, get some speed going, and then you can use that momentum to carry you over the next little hill without fully going into your climbing gear. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Applause] Heat. Try this point of this route. Like I don’t mind flat either, but like someone’s just saying like this is a good route cuz it’s flat and I’m like well flat doesn’t necessarily make it better. Doesn’t necessarily make it worse either. It’s just different variety, spice of life, all that. more central towards central filling. We’ll be heading central eventually here. Another I don’t know 100 km or something. [Applause] Lum joki 2 km odd like you can have opinions about things and it’s subjective but when they start spitting out like actual numbers they’re like on this platform you get this and this and this on this platform you get this but all the numbers they’re saying are incorrect. That’s when you’re actually like giving like verifiable things. You can say one platform is better than another because of your subjective opinion, but if you’re going to start using numbers, like the numbers better actually mean something. Heat. Heat. a nice breakfast. Yeah, we’ve had really nice bike pass all day today. New profile picksp inspired by chemical enhanced therapy. I hallucinated that profile picture during a fever dream which was medicineally medically induced. Yes. Are you playing routes? Do you just swing it? A lot of time it’s wung. You guys voted on a route. this time. Well, to start with, our route was set until uh Roveni, which I’m probably saying wrong still. And uh a little coastal, then we go inland. Makes sense. I didn’t actually hallucinate my picture. You guys burn the sun. I’m wearing some sunscreen cuz I’m a pasty white Canadian and I need it. Oh, a brand new bike path. Why can’t I go that way? Do you just not know about that? Okay, fine. I’m drawn towards that because it would also be a tailwind if I turn that way. We’re turning left in 950 m though. So, if we actually turn 90° left, then we’re going to go fast. Goes to residential area. Oh, okay. Oh, what a beautiful road and path to a residential area. Sun’s drip away with the sweat. This is like nice riding conditions where I’m not sweating too much. In theory, most well, not all, but a lot of sunscreens are meant to be like sweat resistant. They last for a few hours, even if you’re sweating. But yeah, it’ll make it wear off faster and you should reapply more often. I’m bad at reapplying. I apply like once a day and hope for the best. there. Perfect. [Music] since you’re wearing a long sleeve shirt. No, like ears, nose, legs, feet, cuz I’m wearing sandals and no socks. I burn my wrists often as there’s a small gap. Yeah. Nose, ears, and back of my neck are the ones that burn. Oh, and my back of my legs too while like my calves. like leg Twitch meta. I thought when I started doing the third person camera that all the pools, beaches, and hot tub streamers would do thirdp person camera but really low. And that would be the new meta. So they could be in just chatting rather than pools, beaches, and hot tubs. Cycling bibs and a really low third person angle. I thought that was going to be it. It’s not He’s cute tail. There’s a big grassy yard to this church. I’d camp the heck out of that. Sarah’s been burning even though she’s reapplying sunscreen every 2 hours. But Sarah’s like one of the most like tasty pale people ever. And that’s not an insult. That’s just how it is. That’s about to fall off. Got to fix that. Speed display accurate. Um, like it updates every 5ish seconds. I wouldn’t count on it, but give or take. Although sometimes I’ll be sitting still and it’ll tell say that I’m moving. I don’t know. [Music] When can I turn south? I’m very much looking to turn south. We’re going to be so speedy. Wow. We’re doing 7 km an hour in the sauna. I don’t have a good response. Okay. Where’d you start? Trumso, Norway. Up in the Arctic Circle. Wait, old windmill. Thing’s looking rough. Yeah, I got some debris in my eyeball. Ah, eyeballs annoying me. All right. Says in 200 meters I turn left and I really hope I’m turning left. Wait, turn yourself within 18 kilometers. All right, we’ll survive. No, we kind of turn left up here, I think. All right, let’s see. A. Oh, it’s a gravel road. Asphalt road. 300 m longer route. Oh, I’d rather ride asphalt. mic we’re using yesterday in the rain and in the sauna. Different mics. It really wanted me to go that way. This bike likes uh non-gravel roads a lot more. It’s very heavy. This is fine cuz it’s like a a crushed rock that’s actually quite smooth. Jeez, that this wind though is killer. Maybe I shouldn’t have taken the gravel route as it goes south right now. Just going on the E8. Well, we just could have just rode on the highway. Yeah. The place you are going to just called me. You need to try your best to not film other people, but you are more or less going in and out, so it doesn’t really matter. And you need to buy a ticket. It’s €5. It will be worth it. Okay. All right. Don’t worry. Is this the end of it? No, it’s not. Yeah, it better be worth five bucks. What can I get for five bucks? Couple cups of coffee, a pastry. dope trail and shared 100 bits. This is going in las money. Oh, Sonia. Sonia’s back in business. Sonia’s new name. [Applause] Heat. Heat. Let’s get there first. I’m going the wrong direction with the wind right now. Eventually, we’ll turn south and it’ll be easy riding. But I’m a real thick boy. I’m like a sail. My favorite really old internet meme video is the sail cat video. When it goes sail, the cat tries to jump out of the window to the other one and it just slips. Anyway, use such simple humor. Well, yeah. I don’t use goblin smut as humor. I use funny cat videos like a normal person. That’s what the internet was made for. was a copy past. This still is your sense of humor. You know, your sense of humor is goblin smut. Time is the last of the activity place. Uh 3 and 1/2 hours. There we go. All right, bike on the asphalt road. I’m very tempted cuz quite a bit of extra rolling resistance. It’s not that rough. It’s just slow on the gravel. Anyway, it looks like it ends up here regardless. Wait, maybe not. Certain sections are actually pretty soft. You can just feel the tires digging in. [ __ ] it. Let’s go. This car is coming up. changed tires once during the trips. These tires last was like well 5 to 8,000 kilometers. I got to swap them. Oh, it ended right there anyway. I live in Olu. Enjoy the not too hot weather. It’s a really nice day for riding. I can’t wait till I turn south, though. Wind’s coming from the north, so we going to go fast once I once I go that way. streams and olu were awesome. I just complained about the rain and had esburger and went to a few bike shops. It was a nicer day. We could have done some more stuff. [Applause] Tots and hesburger. I got the mega burger, which is just a big knife, but slightly bigger and slightly saucier. It was fine. What’s your opinion on Big Mac? Like it’s fine. Same as the H figure. It’s fine. But I I prefer less sauciness on my burger. A little bit of sauce. Yes. So it’s not just dry, but I don’t want to like when you squeeze the sauce just like squirt out everywhere. The birds are having a meeting on that field. Wonder what they’re talking about. Yes. Keep turning left. Keep curving that way. Leaving now. Uh yeah. Heading south, southwest, not on the coast, but kind of the coastalish route, I think. For now, we cut inland at Fish River. Yes. Turn, baby. Turn. [Music] What do you want anyone to do? Oh, come on. H the heck. We are in Minecraft. Yeah, I see like 300 bit rate. We got full bars of 5G, but clearly not much going on. Now we’re back up. Interesting. So, so far on this trip, I’ve yet to actually wear my cycling jersey, my short sleeve jersey. I just been cool enough to wear a long sleeve every day. And most days I’ve worn pants, too. And most days I’ve worn socks, so I barely even have a sandal tan. It’s embarrassing. Tan lines are a point of pride in the cycling community. So, it barely looks like I’ve been on tour. Okay. A little bit of a windbreak with the trees. All right. So much easier now. Heat. Heat. Nice your new profile picture. I like it. We got mixed opinions. Some people like it, some people don’t. ever biked or hitchhiked in Australia? I’ve hitchhiked there twice. I haven’t biked there. I uh I want to do a biking trip there. I just need to sort out or figure out whether Starink can be used reliably cuz if I’m biking through Australia, I’m going to go like probably Perth to Sydney or something and the vast majority of that distance will have no cell service change during this day. Yeah, I said yesterday cuz I my host like the viewer that hosted me for two nights, Tatty Watti, they have the stream up on their big TV at home. And when I ended the stream, I was looking at their side panel on their Twitch homepage at everyone’s profile picture. And I looked at mine, I’m like, I can’t even tell what it is. It’s an indecipherable little squiggle. So, I think they zoomed it in a bit cuz you want to be recognizable if you’re like just looking through things and you see a little like the little profile picture. You want to be able to recognize it. Change up when hitchhiking. In theory, the little cycling dude has their thumb up, which in theory is supposed to be the hitchhiking part, but you can’t really see that. What is our bit rate? That’s 4,000 bit rate right now. That’s fine. There we go. Yeah, we’re almost at 100. It’s windy today, so wind gets the snot going. No, don’t turn right. A right turn is the wrong direction. No. You’re such a NASCAR fan. Only turn left. I do channel my inner Ricker Ricky Bobby sometimes. I want to go fast. If you’re not first, you’re last, right? That’s why I don’t let Sarah win bike races. Look like we’re riding into some clouds though. So friends think when they drive well you know they got that culture they got hacken rakinanin kekinan I assume kekinan also drove Fast. You want to meet your viewers? I like it when people come by to say hi. Um, if I’m streaming and I’m like doing stuff, usually it is just like a really quick like, “Hi, come by.” Sometimes people bring me a little snack, which you know, I run off of food and snacks and drinks. So, that’s nice cuz I can’t actually receive that many gifts cuz I only have so much storage space, but anything consumable is good. And then I keep going. Botas also cycles. Botas are cycles idiot. What does that mean? Batas is a bicycle. Wasn’t the joke like if your mother had two wheels, she’d be a bicycle or something? Sorry, I’m just reading YouTube chat and I’m trying to understand Bos is an avid gravel cyclist. Yeah. Has anyone see seen the nice bot ass emphasis on ass picture of him laying in a stream with his ass out? Oh, it’s if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be like, “Okay, I got it wrong. Wait, it’s an iconic photo. You did a full calendar of all those pictures. Did you really? I’ve only seen the one. Ah, got to get on that. Oh, yes. Left turns are good. I check that calendar every day. Nice. Oh, but then we turn right again. No. All right. Seems we have some F1 fans. Who do you think is going to win the drivers this year? Not the constructors. We know that already. There’s Norris. Oscar. Oscar. Norris. Fiaster. Whoa. I think it’ll be a good battle. only watch Formula 1.5. Like I think like McLaren hasn’t had like a long dominant streak, right? So it’s still like not that boring that they’re dominating for like a season, right? Has he been [ __ ] for a long time? fully loaded. No. Yeah, it pretty much is a Norris versus Pastry thing. For a while it was like maybe Versapping could somehow outd drive the car like crazy but probably not anymore. Now I know Formula 1.5 is just like well his you know a few years ago it was like you just get rid of Mercedes and Red Bull and then count well and sometimes sometimes Ferrari but Ferrari likes to do Ferrari things so [Music] just pulling a horse trailer. True. But like full size front rear paners and then like a one of those like touring duffles on top of a back rack too. One time I should do a bike tour, even a shorter one without a live stream, and just see like what my setup would be. I don’t even know how much stuff I’d bring. I don’t think I need much stuff. Most of my stuff is streaming stuff. Huh? Thank you. [Music] is gone now. Yeah, I got a little C cloud cover. I can’t complain too much. It’s so much better than yesterday. What would be the point if you didn’t stream? Enjoyment. Personal enjoyment. You don’t always have to do something and stream it. See, now that I’ve been to Finland, I really understand Finland and Finnish people more. And Timmy Rekenan is so Finnish and I’m here for it. I love it. I just didn’t really understand, but now I do. Mika Hackin is better than Kimmy or I canon was cuz does Hackinan have two drivers champions? Rein? I don’t know. I don’t keep track of records. Uh retired from a race in Monaco went straight to his yacht to drink beers. Yeah. Yeah, that’s good. or when they were interviewing him about like I don’t know where he was or something and he was like I was having a [ __ ] just on big international interview. Dude had zero media training and that made him so much more likable. You just didn’t I bet He probably did have like an official full-time person that was his like I don’t know what do you call them person in charge of your like how you’re portrayed to the media and they just hated their job. It’s like what is my point in life? He doesn’t do anything that I tell him to. It’s like Tonia trying to tell me to do things. Ah, PR. Yeah, PR. There we go. That’s the word. Public relations. [Applause] I hope this story is true cuz it sounds fun. My sister’s friend had fun after bar night with Kimmy and his other friend. They wanted to drink more but couldn’t find any bars open. So, I booked a hotel room to get the mini bar booze, then booked another when they emptied the mini bar, then left the hotel. That’s some [ __ ] you money. Can’t you like at that point just like if it’s the type of hotel that has a mini bar, wouldn’t they also have like a way to just get more like call the front desk? Our mini bar needs restocking. It’s funnier that way, though. Maybe not the time of night. What if when he calls the front desk, you say, “I’m Kimmy Reichenin.” And then you ask for more alcohol. That would work for me. Oat. Man, they just cut this field. Smells like fresh cut grass. I feel like I have to play my summer car when I get back from this trip or something and see if it gives me the Finland vibes, the Finland experience in video game form. Leave Olu for good, I think. So, people said Olu is really big, so maybe we’re still in Olu somehow. Are we stomach right now? No, just cellular because we haven’t needed the stomach that much. And then also, we’re still kind of north. Most of the satellites are a bit lower on the I always forget longitude, latitude, 102. latitude that one. So, we we used it leaving Rover and Emmy and uh people like tracking satellites and they’re like, “Okay, for the next x number of minutes, there’s none within your 80° field of view or whatever it place on the route. You try rallying. I know people want me to like passenger seat a rally car and I’d love to. I just don’t know how you do that. Da. SA rally car. I think that’s how I get experiences on this trip. Should work. Hey, contact TA. Yeah, it’s like anchor man news team assemble like that. I need one of those conches though. There you go. Have you been to carting? I’ve been go-karting like a couple times in my life, but there’s some like oval loops. I’d like to try like a a more proper uh go-kart situation. I wouldn’t be good, but it’d be fun. US4 HW WKS cheered 100 bits. Today we lay my dear mother to rest. I’m biased. She was the very best. She was a great role model to her kids like any mother. Things she did forbid. So my pros today is dedicated to Vera. We loved her dearly. End of an era. I’m sorry. Ice rocks. It’s good to see you in chat. That’s really tough, man. You always got a place here in the community. Heat up here. We’re getting closer to finally turning south. I still feel nice. It’s not so bad right now. Like the wind’s died down or we’ve been more sheltered from it. But a nice tailwind, sorry, tailwinds don’t exist would do me good. Thinking that I got a deadline. What’s that chunk in my water bott? I got to clean this thing. Just here to deposit my monthly prime espy. And so you are three just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Thanks for the prime. Yeah, that is your first step though. Anyway, welcome to the hitchbagger. Thank you. O4 HW WKS cheered 100 bits. Thank you all for the thoughts. Now have fun and a great day. Yeah, I was fox thinking of you and it’s good to see you, but I know it’s very tough time. I need to stop at some point. My speaker is falling off. What’s our distance driven today so far? Kind of like got to visualize what we got left. excited about 84 kilometers to get to where I’m trying to get to by 5:00 p.m. 51.6 52. Okay, we’re doing pretty good. Well, it’s probably longer than 84 cuz I missed some turns. though. [Music] A miracle just subscribed with Twitch Prime. A miracle. Thank you for the Prime. Welcome to the Hitchhikers. Thank you very much. Goes our first hype train of the day. Thank you. Let’s go. Rahi rai I don’t actually know minced m call it cottage cheese is the cottage cheese aka minced muon different than our cottage Oh, Brian. All right, I’m going to say it anyway. Lener, thank you for the subscribing. Welcome to the Hitchpackers. One day, Brian will maybe say that he’s thinking about it. He’s building up the willpower, the courage to shout out your sub. So requirements to Rahhei. Uh that sounds about right based on distance. Line adjusted subscribed. Thank you, Brian. Why do you have to think about it for two minutes? Wyiver, why does my Brian sometimes do that? He’ll do the bring and then he won’t say it for a few minutes. He has to like think about it, consider his options. specific type of sub or randomly. Randomly Paul 237 cheered 100 bits. Paul with 100 bits. Thank you, Paul. Wang 13 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Safe travels. Hope you’re having a blast on this trip. Wo dang. Thanks for the two month Prime. We’re having a good time. It’s been a good trip so far. I’ve really enjoyed this trip. It’s been nice to be back out on the bike on like a pure uh cycling trip. Like we’re doing a lot of other stuff, but like when I say pure, I mean like the last kind of big trip was with my Brmpton, but a hitchhiking trip. Must be a stream elements thingy. Oh, okay. Cuz yeah, it just will randomly do that. And sometimes it’ll do that for like I don’t know a while. It just won’t read things out for a while and it comes back. I just sleep and stay at that place. Uh really nice. I got a sauna both nights I was staying there. And uh I think the key to a good well a great sleep now. I’m convinced. Sauna connection issue. Okay. Okay. Okay, got a tent. I ordered a tent but to Helsinki. So, I got to use my broken tent. Also, I still have my broken sleeping pad. So, that’s fun. Anyway, until Helsinki and then I’ll have a new tent. How can you even live without sauna after this? That’s a really good question and I don’t know how I can do it. managed to fix it using a jacuzzi. Which jacuzzi make a tent did you get? I got a Durst Xmid one. I and like Okay, so I tried to order it from a Finnish shop yesterday and like literally in the 30 minute period it went from being in stock to out of stock cuz one of you Finnish viewers 16% of my community right now while I’m in Finland are Finnish heard me talking about it. You’re like, “Oh, I want that tent.” and then you bought it and there’s only one left in stock and now I have to order it from Canada and it’s going to take a lot longer. No, I’m deeply offended by that. That trend to tent the trekking pole tent. Yeah, but you can just get either use trekking poles or just use some lightweight poles in lie of trekking poles. Comes with the old tent. The daea fabric that it’s made out of is all delaminating and falling apart. So, it’s had like 20 different holes and I patched it 20 different times, but as soon as I patch it, it just gets another hole again. Anyway, I’m actually looking forward to it. The design of the tent looks pretty nifty. I’m looking forward to uh getting it, doing my first pitch, and seeing what it’s like. I think it’s going to be a big quality of life upgrade to my uh camping situation. Miss the climbs of Norway. Yeah, like I kind of like climbs. We haven’t really had It’s been quite flat now, but in the north of Finland, it’s quite rolling hills, so we still climbs. They just weren’t as big. Um, like I miss getting to like coming around the bend of a fjord and seeing the next one and just having that boom kind of moment of a brand new landscape that’s aggressive. But Finland has just been like pleasant nature the whole time. There’s no very good tense. Yeah, I’ve heard great things or I’ve read great things and it’s a Canadian brand. Um, only bad thing I have to say about them so far is I got TA to like message them. Not asking for anything free. Just asking if they could like mail a tent as fast as possible to Finland cuz their estimated times were like 2 days of processing time and then 3 to six business days of shipping. And I’m like, I need a tent now. And we tried to uh you know use my social media status not to get free stuff, just to get them to like get me fast shipping that I could pay for. And then they never responded to anything. So that made me sad. they ignore. Don’t you know who I This is two things. I wasn’t even asking for like any like anything for free. I’m not like, “Hey, I am influencer. Give me free things.” I’m like, “I want to pay for it. I just want it as fast as possible. Can you let me pay to get it here faster? I’m getting hungry. I might have to chocolate milk recharge soon here. I’d rather stop if it was sunny though cuz right now I’m really comfortable riding the bike, but once I stop I’ll get cold in about 3 seconds. You heard about Hillberg over and over again? Yeah, cuz Hillberg is safer cuz this Dirsten tent isn’t as safe. And what happens if you set up your tent and there’s a hurricane or a tornado or a hurricane tornado like there’s a hurricane but creates a tornado at the same time that’s hurricaneing and I’m in my tent. The only tent that could withstand that is a hillbug tent waste money a decent tent that works the rest of the trip placement when you get home. I don’t want to like get a throwaway tent. I know a lot of like uh festival goers do that. I want a tent that I can use for hundreds of camping nights. You’re just handle dude sandstorm. Doubtful. That’s a Hillberg kind of task. Just handle anything European summer will throw at you. Yeah. Carding them with just a basic pitch. Just six stakes, basic hitch, nothing fancy. People set it up and it can handle 30 mph, 50 km an hour winds, no problem. That’s a good amount of wind. Just a basic six pitch. Now you can guideline it up and take it even further. There’s hiking content free standing. Well, it’s not at all. I actually did want the thirst in X Dome One Plus, which is their freestanding tent, but it’s sold out. Maybe that’ll be my next or maybe like I think Sarah’s saying the twoerson tent that she has, that’s well, it’s my tent that I got for the uh tandem trip, it’s having issues. If we got another twoerson tent, I could get the X dome, too. Sometimes a freestanding tent is just really convenient. And they’re always heavier, but you can buy an adapter to make the X dome freestanding. But the X dome is freestanding. I think you’re thinking of the uh Zpacks duplex tent, which is a non-free freestanding tent, but you can buy a pole set to make it freestanding. Oh, wait. XMID. Do they sell an adapter to make the XMD freestand? H. Anyway, want trailer under which you can sleep in. Well, I considered using the trailer cuz I can articulate the solar panel up and using that as like the top frame for like a little lean two-ish kind of shelter thing with a tarp shelter. I thought that could be kind of fun. I do have a set of holes. Oh, okay. Well, could try that at some point. For now, I got their like um tent poles just like they’re not hiking poles, but just adjustable lightweight carbon poles to set up the tent. Oh, I’m getting so hungry. Ever been big on hammock camping? Is that not flexible enough for your purposes? I haven’t tried it. I’d like to at some point. Um, now I got ads playing. I’ll wait to talk about it more. Have fun setting up. They’re not easy to get it right at first. I don’t think it’ll be any harder than my current freestanding tent or non-free freestanding tent rather. Like I got a Zpack Pleximid non-festanding tent. I basic two poles instead of one. I don’t think it’ll be that hard. Our bit rate is really low. Come on, baby. He’s coming back up. Could flick on the satellite. Pretty uneventful day today. Well, we’re between places. What do you want? A bear to run out in front of me and attack me? Probably. [Applause] We see the bear. No, no bears. There are bears and I don’t know if actually in this specific part of Finland, but in lots of parts of Finland there are bears. There’s not that many though 10 km south Koki visual observations of a bear from yesterday. Possibility soon. Wow. bear content. Okay, but this brings up a point of conversation. Okay, so in you guys can correct me. Was it Hungary? An Italian tourist was on a motorcycle trip and they saw a bear. So they decide to stop and try to feed said bear. Bear was with cubs. Bear killed Italian tourist. If I see a bear, I ain’t stopping. We’re just going to carry on. We’re going to give it as wide as a birth as possible, and then we’ll move on with our lives. And we’ll be like, “Neat, we saw a bear. [Music] So, if I do see a bear, if that’s what you’re looking forward to, all I’m going to go is like, “Oh, I need a bear.” And I’m going to keep riding. That will be your content. Is Romania. I think I did the same thing yesterday, except the wrong country it was in. from Canada. They have lots of bears. Yeah. So, like the prospect of seeing a bear isn’t like a concerning thing or even really like a super exciting thing. It’s just a thing. Bears exist. Sometimes you see them. Hope you encounter beards today. Now we’re talking. Stroke my [ __ ] Wow, what a name. That’s a premium name. I saw it, knew what it was. I’m like, I’m going to say it anyway. I’m going to do it. New alert sound. Have you guys heard my tier three sub alert sound? It’s pretty premium. Slabber 87 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Slabber. Thanks for the prime to hitchhikers. 160p. We’re at 3 point 3,000 bit rate. Oh, 1,000 bit rate. 300 bit rate. Never mind. Bit rate is very variable. We’re all over the place. Doug’s so hungry. I just want to find a decent spot to stop. log the bit rate somewhere for fun statistics. No, like I can go into my server and it just keeps like an active chart little going, but we don’t like export that anywhere to then recall upon. I can just see actively on my broadcast phone what the current bit rate is. That was pretty empty. Makes for some nice riding car sandals. They’re the most basic loggers ever. They’re good. There’s nothing wrong with them. Great sauna beers. Great hot weather beers in general. If you ever get hot weather in Finland, I don’t I’m not convinced they exist. I think uh a flat 20° is as hot as it gets here. Do you have a question for chat? Ask us about our adventures watching our streams. I just like to ask you guys how your asses feel cuz you guys are always wondering if my butt hurts from riding a bike. But it’s rare that chat gets asked how their ass feels. Oh god, I’m going to regret that. Very comfy. I’m going to skip that first response. Pretty good. It’s fine. Chat is always butt hurt. True. Butt’s doing great. That’s good. All right. Just checking in. Cuz a lot of people are thinking about my butt. They’re like, “Ah, your butt must hurt.” So, they’re like, they have a lot of empathy for it. And that empathy is showing an amount of caring I didn’t know you guys had. So, it’s only fair if I look out for your butts as well. And uh I’m curious about the state. Terry Toad one just resubscribed for 62 months. Uh Terry to thanks for the 62 months [Music] for biking so long. I’ve never really had much for uh like chafing or saddle sores. I don’t know. Just never really been much of an issue. And like when I started touring, I I had like well I didn’t even start wearing cycling shorts until the tandem trip and like a good chunk through the tandem trip. So I had like well over 10,000 km of touring before I even wore cycling clothes. I just wore normal athletic shorts. Good afternoon, biking guy. House biking was house biking like Zift, a stationary bike. Has anyone here done a spin class where you have like an instructor and you’re in a room with a bunch of stationary bikes and then you like ride a bike to some music and they tell you how fast to pedal and stuff. Sling shorts is a game changer. It’s objectively more comfortable. And then the cyclist in full ly tight clothes once you do wear them like it it is objectively more comfortable to cycle in cycling specific clothing like tight cycling shorts or bibs and like cycling sunglasses are nice cuz they’re so full coverage. You don’t get a bunch of like light and dust just blowing in the sides of your lenses and stuff. Spin classes aren’t work. I like spin. You’re banned. You have to like everything I like. I don’t make the rules. They just are the way they are. Happens to bit rate. I don’t know. It’s 1,00 600 200. Okay, that’s bad. I think it’s just not that great here. But we can blame Eliza. When I look down at my broadcasting phone, that gray screen with Eliza telling me there was a zero euro transaction and I have zero euros remaining on my account. That was there. Well, now it’s 7,000 bit rate. So variable. Oh, people give you run for the money in the spinning class. I am like by far the youngest person in the spin class I go to. I’m in like a small suburb of Edmonton and like I go to like Monday, Friday morning spin classes at like 9:00. So like normal people are at work. So it’s just like a bunch of like to not minimize people like housewives and retired folks that have the time Anyway, [Music] I destroy them. Where am I going? Straight. What about all these bike paths everywhere? Okay, I need to eat something. I’m going to stop at this bus stop, I guess. I sw the old people just to dominate. It’s kind of the same thing for my yoga studio demographic wise. Um, but they destroy me. So I can out bike, you know, my neighborhood, but they can out yoga me. I really like yoga, though. It’s nice. Okay, see I got chocolate milk. I am way ahead of you. [Applause] Blocking the bus stop, which I’m sure is used like at least once a year. solar panel producing right now? It’s a good question. Let’s check one. Oh, it’s the battery is pretty much full. I’m like, wow, it’s getting like 12 watts, but that we’re at like full. So, it just stops charging when it doesn’t need to charge anymore as intended. It’s probably like 40ish watts in this kind of highish overcast. I feel about a biker overtaking you. Depends if it’s an ebike or not. It’s very important. But, uh, Sarah struggles with, um, spin class more than me because they purposely, um, get your heart rate up with like faster cadences, like 100. Sometimes they just say at least 100. If not, go as fast as you can. Sarah doesn’t like fast cadence. I do. She doesn’t. Sarah’s heart rate goes to like 300. It doesn’t go to 200. But still, because we’d go to swim classes together sometimes. How many of it rains is foam water resistant? I melt cuz I’m the wicked witch of the west. The rest of it’s fine. I just melt. No, electronics don’t really like getting wet. Some stuff is better than others. In theory, all these phones are like IP rated. It’s like you get water in the ports and the ports freak out and the stuff starts stop stops charging and spin classes. Music and lights really get your energy going. It’s like a workout rave. Yeah. Music, lights, and then like being in a social space is motivating too for me cuz I’m just at home and I want to do like a Zift ride. It’s just like I feel less motivated. So sorry like a hummingbirds. Yeah, I was watching a bit of Sarah’s stream after I raided her last night and she stopped using her heart rate monitor cuz her heart rate was so high that people were worried for her physical safety. Don’t hear the gulp. I took the mic off cuz some people have a negative physical response to hearing me drink. of us who have a positive physical response, hit up my DMs. I’ll send you a personalized gulping sound video, audio clip, whatever. gulping. What? Hey Don’t take it out of context. I feel my legs. I had like yesterday mostly off, but like this morning I got up after sleeping on the couch and I’m like, “Oh, feel a little when I flex them.” Little muscle soreness, little muscle fatigue. Didn’t think I would cuz I had pretty much yesterday off. So rest. I need new cycling shorts. These ones are wearing out so much. These are my first pair. I got them. What was it like in France or something on the tandem trip? So, they’re pretty old now. Tanya’s here. Uh-oh. Everyone hide. Hide your memes. Tanya’s here. No fun. I didn’t know it all, but have like 3/4 of it. Can we have the scatter emoji? Wyiver chat wants a new new emote. Name of the finish. Uh, Valio play. What age did you learn to ride a bike? Uh, four or five. What is she sending me? Ah, that’s more legible. Okay. I complained to Tanya about how I couldn’t tell what my profile picture was in small format. Bro, wait. After the next Stream Buddy update is uploaded. What does that mean? What does it mean? The numbers. What do they mean? Okay. Um, what do I got? I got another amount of distance to get there before five. 25 kilometers and I got 2 hours and 18 minutes to get there. Wow. Anyway, let’s carry on. What does my route look like? South. Okay, that’s good. Okay. I will do your remote after. Oh, okay. It’s bigger now. Okay. Bye. All right. See you. Oh, yeah. This is falling off. Let’s put this back on. Okay. All right. Where’d my son go? Wyiver, can you also bring the sun back out? Please consider Few simple requests. Scatter emote and some sunshine. I can even sing to you. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. Did that help? Please stop singing that again, son. Hey, that was beautiful. Negative physical reaction to singing and whistling. Now I’m going to bully you. When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. just for you. I don’t know why I threw an accent in there. Kermit Chemical Romance. What do you mean? What song is that? What do you mean? Now I just want to whistle to Although it’s harder for me to whistle when I’m riding cuz like I’m getting a face full of air. You catch two bikers. No, I don’t know where they are now. So, I stopped to like fix a something was rubbing on my wheel lately and it was annoying me. So, we stopped, figured it out, fixed it, and they were gone. famous Kalajoki beach. Uh maybe [Music] how about signing bicycle built for two? What do you mean signing? I have a bicycle built for two. A tandem bicycle. It’s in Canada right now. Sing. What do you mean sing a bicycle built for two? Is that a song? I don’t know that song. I can’t sing. Oh my god. A driving range. Guys, did you know as a professional golfer or I am? Sorry. Current t uh current tents. There we go. Words. How they work? It’s a nice short of me just nailing a drive. Pristine campsite. What? like at the 100 yard mark on a driving range. See if anyone can get me. Have you tried disc golf? I never have. I think it’d be fun. What country you from? Canada. was full course actually. But what I saw was the driving range part. one of those most disc golf courses in the world after America. Yeah, I’ve camped near a few cuz I was camping feeling like I’m in the woods and then you hear the distinctive sound of a disc golf thing hitting that the whatever their hole is that has like the metal chains has a very distinctive sound when someone hits it with a Frisbee. 1.6K 6K people watching who aren’t chatting much like what do you want them to talk about right now? But yeah, on like a travel stream when it’s just like very long form when there’s like you’re touring, you’re going to have less active chat than like chat. [Applause] We’re all bots. Like to be fair, what is real anymore? So much stuff you see online just isn’t even real anymore. Second monitor content, buddy. Exactly. Do you need to stare directly at the screen analyzing my cycling for however many hours of the day? Usually 10 to 17 hours. No, you can. You don’t need to I think you probably get more views if you cycled more scenic routes like with mountains and water etc. Watch my Norway vod. tried riding top. I’m going to get too many bites. Well, honestly, the shirt doesn’t protect me from mosquitoes at all. But I lost all my upper body mass. I was Don’t make me show you the picture again. I showed the picture yesterday and people started started complaining that I was showing my progress pictures that I was proud of before I left on this trip and lost 8 to 9 kilos. All my upper body masked on. I had shoulder muscles. I swear. Show the picture. No. Same as people say it would be uh faster to take a car instead of riding a bike. Yes. only around a bike immediately where it’s objectively stunningly beautiful 100% of the time and just ride back and forth there. And have you heard it would be faster to fly to your destination or drive or take a train. I dare you not have a command for those picks. Cap of pride. I should My idea was in the same way of the exclamation point flag thing where we can get like the finished flag pulsing on screen, we have another command. And I don’t know what the exclamation point would be, but it just flashes my muscle picture on screen. exclamation point. Giga, Chad. Yeah, there we go. Heat. [Applause] [Applause] Heat. plan for today or just how far I feel like going. We’re going to Rahee. We’re trying to get there before 5 so I can do a thing. which we haven’t revealed yet. Very quick thing. And then um at that point we’ll be at like 80 to 90 km on the day and we decide if we want to push on for a bit more or stay around there. We’ll see. Really northbound. Nice. Oh, cafe and swimming. Tao. That sounds like a good place. Is this the sword group set? It’s a Shamano Dior. It’s rahi rahi. Wait, raa raa. I think it’s that. So live your life. Hey. Hey. Instead of chasing the paper, just live your life. [Applause] That was amazingly terrible. You’re welcome. There’s a dark part of me that wanted to catch up to that trailer cuz they’re accelerating really slow and just grab on. [Applause] Did you ever consider becoming a rock star? I played rock band back in the day. More Guitar Hero than Rock Band. I’ll have you know I was pretty good on the guitar. The plastic guitar of course, not the real one. That would have been useful. plastic guitar was less. I gold starred uh I was like 20 something guitar here. Wow. [Applause] Sarah and I went to a arcade in Edmonton before she left on her trip and they had like the arcade guitar here or there and I tried to play some and the muscle memory is not there. It’s just not there. Rockstar. I want to play Tony Hawk for sure. Okay. Tony Hawk video games. Best playlist like song playlist. Got some bangers on there. Be careful. Southern Panma. Very much wolves live there. Can someone Google the last time? so I can figure out if that’s something that I actually need to be concerned about because as of right now I have as about 0% concern about wolves. Been over 150 years since the last time a wolf killed someone. All right, I have negative 10% worried about wolves. I was at 0% but now it’s negative 10%. Wolves and bears want to be near humans on purpose. But yeah, as a Canadian with a whole lot of bears and cougars and stuff like that, they want nothing to do with you. They just they have no interest in humans. They want to stay as far away from you as possible. Leave them alone. And they’ll leave you alone. As long as polar bears. Fair. Fair. There’s very few animals that will hunt humans. Polar bears are one of them. I think uh like a tiger will. Maybe a lion. Maybe type a jaguar or something like that. I don’t know. Ever play PS1’s games? I didn’t have a PlayStation. I had an N64, then an original Xbox, then Xbox 360, and then I stopped playing games. So, my order of gaming was furthest back I remember was like Zelda, Ocarine of Time, Endor’s Mask, Golden Eye, uh some Star Wars Pod Racer and then Xbox was my Halo days original Halo Halo 2 and I got my Xbox 360 and then I finally got Xbox Live and I realized I wasn’t so good at Halo. I could beat my family. I could beat my friends at Halo. But once you’re playing against the whole world, being the hot [ __ ] of your uh neighborhood doesn’t mean you’re hot [ __ ] when you expand your net a little bit. Um the Xbox 360 days was my Call of Duty gaze days. Call of Duty gaze. All right. Um I’ll have you know I had like a 2.4 4 kill to death ratio on Call of Duty World of War. Call of Duty 4, Modern Warfare 1, and World at War was my most played era of Call of Duty. Camper I want to pull up my stats for World of War. At least I didn’t use the MP40. That gun was overpowered. All right. Like that was one of the first games that you had like a like Well, I don’t The first one I remembered actually having like a a website that you could look up your stats and your stats told you like how many kills with each weapon you got or at least your top few weapons. And I took pride in having like 10 kills in total with an MP 40. Has you met a good player using MP4? I immediately have shot less of them. likes camping IRL and in game. I’ll have you know no I didn’t camp. My favorite weapons were the BAR. No one used it, but I loved that thing. Had some great stopping power and it would like penetrate through things. So you just like if you knew where people went, you just like shot through where someone was camping. And I liked using unscoped sniper rifles for funies. cuz you can run around with them. 15.4 killer death ratio on Halo Reach. I never even played Reach. That’s a crazy kill death ratio though. Although I don’t know the game. Maybe that’s I don’t know. Planting another survival stream. Uh so the purpose of the survival stream was actually to kind of make a point that I’m not a survivalist. People have this impression of me that like since I’m one of the more outdoorsy streamers on Twitch, I’m like a survivalist, I can live out in nature, live off the land. Um, I can’t like I sleep in my fancy tent with my comfy sleeping pad and sleeping bag and then I walk to McDonald’s for breakfast and get a nice cup of coffee and a McGriddle. Um, I would love to do it again but do it like Survivor Man uh style where I get some like survival training beforehand for that biome for that environment and then we scream me trying to apply those skills and do more than slowly starve to death. So, I would like to, but there’s just be a bit of planning involved in that. heard this guy approaching and I’m like, “Do not pass right now. This is a bad time. Come in. man tracker style survival and have Sarah try to find me. Not only would Sarah not find me, she would just get lost herself and need someone to come find her. Now you don’t believe in her either. I think she’s turned into a great little cyclist, but she’s not great at navigating. So, okay. Still, we’ll be like doing something and we’ll be like, I don’t know, looking for somewhere to go when we were traveling together or even at home and she’ll look up something and she’ll be like, “Oh, we can go here. This looks nice.” I’m like, “Sarah, that’s like an hour away. We’re trying to find something local.” She doesn’t know how to like use a map and like understand where you are compared to where things are. She’s still navigationally challenged, right? And I tell her like when you’re using Google Maps, just like look at the like the satellite view. Like look up fast food restaurants and then look at your little blue pin of where you are and then look at the red ones around you. Those are the ones that are close to you. And then just click on those and see what looks good. But she’ll just search and then get the list view and not look at like the actual distance. She’s like, “Oh, we can go here for dinner.” I’m like, Sarah, that would take us hours. Well, there’s the wind again. [Applause] Hit try Hesburg. Yeah. Yesterday I got a mega burger which is essentially a Big Mac, slightly bigger. Same concept with a little middle bun and sauce. Even tries to taste the same, but it’s more saucy. It’s fine. It’s a fast food chain burger. It did have a slice of tomato. That’s different. when I finish swear words. Isn’t it like if I don’t emphasis on the H in vita? Vita, it’s a swear word. Or is that Swedish? I don’t know. Anyway, no, I haven’t tried to learn how to swear too much yet. Vu [ __ ] Okay, now I’m learning. I’m pretty much fluent in Finnish now. me is used more like the way you use. Okay, [ __ ] is a very use versatile word use in a lot of situations. [Music] [Applause] quite narrow road. Yeah, it’s not so busy though. That’s not too bad. Get end up in an awkward situation around one of these corners. car will come around a little too fast and not have much time to react. But so far so good. Still alive for now. Finnish English backpacking travel called Mad Ventures. No. I don’t watch much uh travel showy things when I’m not traveling cuz I travel enough. I don’t need to watch other people travel. Oo, bike path. Randomly insert a bike path here. All right. I had I don’t finish TV many years ago. There’s like this random I think it was a Canadian duo I had like a travel show when I was like a kid I liked. What are they called? I don’t remember what it’s called now. H. Yeah, I don’t remember. If I saw it in chat, I’d probably remember it. But but yeah, I guess like when I’m not traveling, now that I do this all the time, I don’t feel the need to like watch more traveling if that makes sense. They got enough. went to weird ass places. I want to go to weird ass places. More south go the more cursed the weather gets. Kings for Helsinki. Sorry, autumn here. I’ve heard down south it’s been reliably not nice. The north has had better weather somehow. We’ll see if that continues as I head south. So the tourist trail just a few years before masses. Oh, so like the places they went are now quite popular now, but in the early 2000s it was a little bit before. It’s your next stop. Uh, ra departures. I think that’s called departures. Pretty sure. Are they Canadian? Uh, but yeah, we’re going there and then we’re have an activity that I have to get to before 5. Very quick. Apparently, I’m supposed to go there, pay five, get in, get out, don’t film anyone else while I’m there, and apparently it’ll be worth the five bucks, Brian. Please, why it’s doing it again? Help. Blue key gaming cheered, 100 bits. Here’s my contribution to your future private jet so you can start your tours even easier. Perhaps this helps to buy some fancy fresh batteries for the remote control for the television aboard. I thought,000 bits was pretty much a private jet. Inflation, it’s a killer. Uh Luke Ham, thanks for the thousand bits. That’s a lot of bits. We’re almost there. Private jet fund away. How’s our latency today? We can when we stop we can do a a delay test. But then you alert Luke rather. Jeez. [Music] [Music] not much delay today. It’s good. All right. There’s some serverish kind of thing that got us up to the longest delay we like counted with a test. 28 seconds. That’s an eternity. That’s forever. What’s that sound? Some kind of power tools, I’m guessing, is what you’re hearing. Not now, but back then. Ly Herman’s Gaming just resubscribed how he says inflation correction. Perhaps now you can afford it. Hopefully I’ll do the monster mouth. See if we can afford it. Luke, thanks for the 19month resub and the thousand bits. Very kind. Oh, do we get our own little cute bridge? That’s nice. Wow. Cute. Text changed to English. Is Wyber still here? Is there a Brian with a Finnish accent? Can we do that? You want to try starting again? Yeah. Once we’re at a latitude that it works better at. So, it looks like we’re not going to do like an Arctic Circle of Canada trip until they launch more polar orbit satellites. It would be a Finnish specific voice, but would it would they speak English just with a Finnish voice or they only speak Finnish? They would suck at English. But would it be funny? [Applause] None of it. I I need to go to none of it at some point. It’s the only province or territory in Canada I haven’t been to. I’ll change it for a minute. All right. I’m so excited. I don’t even know if we’ve ever changed Brian’s voice. Maybe we ever played around with like the AI voices like to simulate my own voice or something on my channel, but might leave any moment. Helicopter landed in my street. What details? What do you mean a helicopter? [Applause] What did you do to deserve a whole helicopter? Ah, okay. Okay. Any parmas chasing you today? It was a little bit cooler today, so maybe that’s why they’re not. I haven’t been chased yet. Let’s keep it that way. Oo, a picnic table. We’re all very excited for the Finglish. Premium heat. Marian and Heidi for finish. Oh, who do you want? Can we get a sample or is it too Is it hard to switch between them? Oh, people actually know Heidi is probably the most commonly used one. You guys know Heidi? far from the city or village. We’re like 10k from where we’re trying to get to for a uh a brief little activity and maybe some food. We’ll see. Virt 100 bits. Hi, I am Marianne. Your new Finnish voice. M suspicious. That sounds like Brian. Brian, you have to at least try to change your voice. You can’t you can’t just say you’re Maryanne and use your normal Brian voice. H not convinced. Marianne God follow cheers 100 bits. Hi, I am Marian your new finish. I’m still not convinced. That sounds suspiciously like Brian. Brian’s been here so long. He’s just like he’s got his claws dug in. So and so who was that? That wasn’t English. Is that Heidi Maryanne? Ah [Applause] 100 is sat your new Finnish voice. Hi. I love it. I won’t replay it. Why isn’t my replay button working? It said the event is replaying, but it’s very much not. It’s not replaying. It’s a Tesla. Oh, okay. Someone do a real alert. Hi. Oh, Haiti. Shut up. It’s Hi. I am Haiti. your new Finnish voice. Oh, that’s the Heidi one. Okay. Roses are red. You have buck feet. E, I’m giving you money. This E has no test. [Applause] Can it like say the alert and then English? Hi, I’m a sprinkler. Brian’s back and I am a printer. [Music] All right. So, um, apparently only works with bits right now. Brian’s back in business. [Applause] Oh yeah. Does Heidi say burger weirdly? Doomer. Thanks for the $2. I’m just like I want to hear our Finnish voices say different things. Uh we cross here. Oh yeah, we do. Mayonnaise. Well, it sounded like finish. I was convinced. What are you saying to me? Bulbasaur. What about Bulbasaur? Is that your favorite Pokémon? called you a baby mouth. What does that mean? Is this a Finnish specific insult? Who calls someone a baby mouth? Disliking the mayo on Hesburg. Oh, I don’t know why you want so much sauce on your burgers. Oh, Marianne is back. Okay. Someone who can’t handle taste. Oh, I love funky tastes. If you watch the stream a lot, I like a lot of flavors. But like you don’t need to have your burger just ejaculating sauce as you pick it up. Tone it down on the sauce. He’s talking like a true baby, huh? Whatever. I want to be able to taste the burger parts that aren’t sauce. Too much sauce makes you think you’re hiding something. Exactly. The quality of the burger should be enough. You don’t need to like drown it with sauce. So, I can’t taste anything else other than sauce. Five Guys haters. They don’t drown it in sauce. Do they even have a sauce on their burgers? It’s like greasy, but it’s greasy from the patties. [Music] bits. Yes, Chad. No airulating sources. Also, what’s the verdict? Are we keeping Haiti or Maran? A That’s pretty cute. Kind of like Marianne. Oh, wait. Someone’s using one of these bus in fields of my physical lights. The wind in my hair where freedom abides. I’m now confused. I thought they were just waiting for the bus. Were they waiting for me with a horn? Now I’m very confused. Hey, slow bits. A sniper. Oh, I’m just I don’t think they wanted me to stop cuz then they’d stand like next to the trail. They were like at the bus stop. Anyway, confused. But I think that’s a classic finish snipe though. We know other guy was on a random railroad and he came out and I saw this guy like from 200 m away filming with with his cell phone. I’m like, “Oh, that must be for me.” And I come up and I try to talk to him and then he just says like two words and then walks away. I don’t think he even wanted me to stop in the first place. He spent six. Well, if he was waiting for me cuz he actually want to interact with me. Why would he wait at the bus stop and not in the bike path? You know, that’s my question. Don’t hit the child. All right. So far so good. Yeah. Why are you screaming? What we got? 20 minutes apparently till we get to our destination. Relax around kids. Yeah. No, kids are unpredictable. Same way like when we have people walking their dogs on the multi-use paths like this, try to stay away from their dogs as much as possible cuz most dogs don’t care about bikes. And then there’s like that one today that just jumps in front of you, tries to jump on the bike. If I came through there with speed, I would have just like taken the dog out. You know how much this bike weighs plus me in my thickness? Dog stands no chance. ran for everything. Well, did she I’m now confused. Wasn’t one of them like reading the actual message in Finnish? So instead of saying Sloan cheered 100 bits, wait, let’s see. Don’t try 100 bits. Uh, Marian sweets yet red and white bag. I’ve had some kind of gummy candies. Was it red and white bag? I don’t know what candy I’ve sucked on. All right. They’re not gummy. Oh, it’s hard candy. It’s hard shell. Okay. Well, then I haven’t had those yet. We can try and find it. Right now, Mariana is only with bits. Do you want to keep her just for bits and we stay loyal to Brian for the rest? Let’s do that for now. Yeah. Okay. Marianne, that’s some glass. is a a bit only. I find her hard to understand and I have to like look at the message. All right. Brian is easier for me to hear. Also, she doesn’t even speak the like 100 bits. She says whatever 100 and finishes. Yeah, soft pits. That one other English voice we can test as well. Can you give me Sarah’s AI voice? I want to see how close you can get Sarah now. Peter Sitch, don’t worry. You’ll get used to eating, my boy. Still many kilome to go in Finland. Oh, just as she said, you’ll get used to it, my boy. Okay. Composure. Sat Valley English is very easy to understand. You’re very easy. Very very easy. Is swinged. Swinged makes 100 bits. easiest to understand. [Music] I can only do Sarah’s voice through stream buddy, but we need a bunch of setup for that. We all know how smooth that goes. # setup there widgets. Yeah, I’m so good at setting up widgets and stuff cuz I’m curious how good it is now when I stop for food after this like activity thing. Could we try or is that like a lot a lot of effort? Then we could have Sarah versus Maryanne. Voicelets are kind of meh. I don’t see what’s wrong with them if the person has permission that you’re using their voice from. For a while, J3Z was using my voice as his alerts. Like already Brian is just like an artificial voice. All these voices are artificial. Create an account somewhere other stuff. So not that fast. Okay. You need to create an account somewhere and other stuff. So not that fast. Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Music] generate you a sound bit you can listen to later. All right, sounds good. Someone gives me a Tanya verse file. Oh no. Okay, that’d be kind of funny. Well, maybe we should do that. Are her old streams still available? If you stream for years, there must be lots of voice samples available everywhere. Well, I think we’re going to make it to the place in time. We had to like maintain pretty good speed and not sp stop too much to get to uh this destination before they close at 5. should only be trained on angry TA voice lines. That’s true. We need to train it on TA being mad. Specifically those Don’t think I need to hit these, but I’ll hit it anyway. [Music] Oh my god. Okay, two pushes. Run away. Tanya’s here. [Music] see the impact you have. Tom Sats, do you like our new immersive day sound? She is called Marian. She’ll make a lot of money. What do you think? You’re driving. What are you doing in chat? You’re going to get banned. Let me across here. Heat. Heat. Hey, why is there bit rate crap? We’re right in town. 700 bit rate. The heck. Or is it just super variable? Might just be super variable. 2,000 now. Oat. Look and see if you can get this before they close. Oh, I’m like 6 minutes away. We’ll make it. Be there with about an hour to spare. Easy. I’m hungry though after this food time. I don’t know what but it looks city townish town cityish city townish. Why is my bit rate so [ __ ] in town though? No, that’s 7,000 bit rate. Then it drops down to like a couple hundred to Finland. Is there a section to visit? Like I’ve only been to a tiny little bit of Finland so far. Um, so I I haven’t seen enough to like give a good like outline of places to visit yet. [Music] But I really like the north. Like it looks really nice except for the mosquitoes drinking all of my blood. [Applause] mind it at all. Uh stream doesn’t even fully up. Yeah, like to be honest the stream stays up it’s fine if it just goes pixelated for a few seconds then comes back up. I just feel like it shouldn’t here. Hold up. Now you’re getting me to cross back over. Why? Why do we do that? I crossed to this side just a like a couple blocks ago. Why would you do this to me? I guess we’ll cross. Tick tock. Oo, new Superman movie. When’s that come out? It only has a date. Wait, maybe it does. 11 something. # ad. So on Twitch, they’ve had like a bounty board ad system where you do ads directly through Twitch. I’ve only done one this whole time cuz they’re pretty much all like play this video game for an hour. Um, they’re just run over anyway. Um, this guy’s ripping. But occasionally they’ll be like, “Watch this movie commercial for 1 minute.” And I’m like, I could do that. But they do specifically say you’re not supposed to talk [ __ ] about the movie. But what if the ad’s really bad and I want to talk [ __ ] about the movie? See? And that’s the issue. [Music] The only uh bounty board ad I did was I actually loved it. It was a lot of fun. Was a Domino’s ad. But the pepperoni stuff that did the cheesy bread. I had to get dominoes delivered. They begged me to get Domino’s delivered to the side of the road in Utah. [Music] Ordering a tent. Was that easy? This is true. I’m getting a tent shipped from Canada. I hope it comes quickly. Uh, bike path on this side. Yeah. Wait, what? What are you telling me? What are you doing? What? Did I read that wrong? No. Okay, you’re just confused. Yeah. Okay. This is dumb. What’s going on this road? Didn’t pay fat the customs probably as you pay. Yeah, I know. That’s fine. I tried to buy it from the Finnish website, but one of you guys bought the last tent before I could. So, it’s B from Canada. Oh, these curbs are killer. Where are we going? I haven’t looked at food. We’re doing something else for We’re almost there. Walk past. These are all multi-use paths. They have big blue signs with a bicycle and then people on it and then a both direction sign. Heat. Heat. It’s going to take up most of the bike spots. Personally, deliver time feeling is easily one to two weeks. They say 3 to 6 days, but who knows? 2 days processing, 3 to 6 days shipping is what they say. Two weeks from Canon Evans from X-Men 2. Then I’m [ __ ] So that’s fun. Don’t know how slowly it moves in Finland to Helsinki. That’s about where you’d probably land when you get to Finland. Okay. So, Tanya sent me here for one reason only, which we’ll find out soon enough here. One sec. You know why? Well, they don’t. So, we’re going to figure this out together. Did you go to TwitchCon 2018? Yes, I did. San Jose 2018. I’ve been to every TwitchCon they’ve had since that TwitchCon, but I’m not going this fall cuz I’m not going to America. Okay. Okay. I’ll just turn this off for now. Power off. Uh audio’s going to be desync till I go inside, but it’s really windy, so I’m going to wait to switch the audio to internal audio till I’m uh not out of the wind cuz it’s going to be really loud. There we go. Hello. Hi. So, yeah, you’re the I’m the I’m the weird guy. Yeah. Yeah. So, we’re here just very quickly. Yeah. And then try not to film anyone was the discussion. Yeah. Yeah. That’s fine. Um, it’s five, right? Yeah. Five is the the ticket. So, with the card. Uh, yes, please. Yes. Wait, what? My helmet. Okay. Take my helmet. Yes. Do you need your seat? Uh, no. It’s okay. Okay. So, okay. Sorry. Here is a a small area, but what you are most interested is in the second floor. So there is the stairs. Okay. Uh which way to go to the second floor. And there you can see the the seal and then the the uh diving suit as well. Okay. Cool. Uh I forgot to take my Can I just leave a helmet in the cafe? Like uh we have also Oh, coach. That works. All right. Thank you. [Music] spoiled. [Music] How’s the hair? You’re beautiful. Perfect. Thank you. All right. So, so when we started this trip on day one, we um went to Polario Aquarium in Tomsville, Norway and we got invited there and got like a private guide tour and that was actually really cool. But we were initially pitched as their media person pitched it as we can ped a seal But then we found out once we actually talked to the people that handled the seals that the seals didn’t want to be pet. So very respectfully, we didn’t pet the seals. But I’ve been told Oh my god, this is the loudest staircase I’ve ever been on. Okay, I think I put all my weight back on that I was sad about losing [Music] here. You can pet the seal. This is the whole reason we’re here. The entire reason is to pet the seal. [Music] Yeah, we can go. But we should probably check it out while we’re here. I think someone said there’s like the oldest diving suit in the world here. Looks pretty old. [Music] Uh, diving suit from the early 18th century. This rarity was donated to the museum by Captain Luof Stadius in 1860. This was already an antique in 1860. The maker of the suit has mastered the latest achievements of the diving technology that made huge progress in the 18th century. The old gentleman is therefore regarded as a unique crossover uh form made from leather in the transition from the diving bell to the actual heavy diving suit. It’s made of calf calf leather to protect from Parma probably. I like the little feets. Little feets compared to like the thickness up here. It doesn’t look watertight currently. This is a little bit further forward. This is a little bit further in the future, too. [Music] Sorry, I’m just trying to avoid filming other people. was a request specifically of the museum, which I’m more than happy to oblige. Let’s go over here. So, museums are cool and kind of fun on stream if we have like a guided tour cuz they can like talk us through stuff and like and that, but if it’s just me looking at exhibits and reading a lot of signs, it doesn’t like doesn’t work that well. Sorry, I just want to look at this. So, there’s a sign that says virtually sauna, but there’s a bunch of people in that corner, so I don’t know what that means. Reading is hard. Well, it’s just not the most interesting stream content to just like this is interesting if I wasn’t streaming. is like about a fire in Rahhee in 1810, but like you know what I mean? I just want to wait for this virtual sauna. What does it mean to have a virtual sauna? Okay, here we go. [ __ ] Sorry, I meant to spin the camera out first. virtual sauna. [Music] Is it VR sauna? [Music] Hold up. Okay, hold up. I got to see I know what the sound is like. So, I got to try the VR sound. See if it’s the real deal. Okay, hold up. This is going to be great. Yeah. I don’t know how they’re going to do the the Wow, this strap is so Can I tighten it? Some people with big heads. Okay. Birds chirping. Okay. Do I go over there? How does this work? Go to the Oh god. in Finnish. What does this mean? Elusta, how do I move? Wait. Oh, okay. I use that. I like throw myself. How do you get to the front door? I’m out the door now. What? A B. There’s a TV where we could watch your There’s a What do you mean there’s a TV? Oh, right there. Okay. It’s all in. [Music] Okay. Come walk, Trevor. Oh my god. Why is this here? Let me in. Now I can’t walk anymore. Wait, what is this? Oh, here we go. Oh my god. Is this the sound? This is not a nice aesthetic sound. Oh my god, it makes sense. Why does it have dramatic music? Okay, this is not relaxing like my sauna experience. The Lu sucks. Okay. Um Huh? supposed to get naked. True, true. Okay, so we did the critical things in this museum. We pet the seal. We saw the oldest diving suit example. And we tried to get into the virtual sauna, but couldn’t figure it out. All for the low low price of five years. And I am so hungry. We can listen to something. Maybe this guy plays some tunes. Okay, I need to eat. I feel like having a virtual sauna exhibit. Such a strange there. The sas are everywhere. Pet the seal one more time. One more time. Pet the seal one more time. Your sealiness is killing me. And I must confess I still believe still when you’re not with me I lose my mind. Give me a sign. Pet the seal one more time. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Anyone recommend me a restaurant? I want to figure out my food first. I’m sitting in a chair and I’m comfortable. I want to figure out food. You need to be in frame when petting. First person POV isn’t good enough. Okay. Chinese on the tower. Is that a thing? There’s a tower with Chinese food. Let’s see what’s around. What? For food. Maybe some people know. Try Madonna. It’s the Finland’s best kebab place. Is it really Madonna? Kebab Grill. Madonna. It has a 4.2. The Chinese on the tower is not good. Locals no good spots. Maybe like right now 16% of my viewership on Twitch is Finnish. There’s got to be someone that knows. This has been one of the nice things here is we get a lot of people that are actually from here. Is a fish grill near you? That could be good. Oh, you can eat mostly for lunch. Yeah, it feels outside of the the usual all you can eat lunch time period. Grilled fish isn’t something you had yet. This is true. I’d be down for grilled fish. [Music] Why am I yelling? Well, I’m hungry, so I feel tired. [Music] What is that? Oh, music. Must callen grilly. Kalistaden nailed it. [Music] Grilly open. Closes at six. Baltic sea perch. [Music] Are any of these good? Oh god. Just normal fish and chips. Or is that a fish burger? Mozzarella donuts. They make them in donuts. [Music] Could probably work with that. [Music] A roi. I think that’s the whole menu. Look, this is the menu posted outside. [Music] I have done 80 something kilometers. What is our distance today? They have an Irish pub, a pizzeria, a pub, a cafe. I’m not going to get far just scrolling through town. Like, it didn’t look that amazing. It just looked like a basic fish and chip shop. 85.6. That’s pretty good. Burger Mexican place totally don’t want a burgers again. I’ve had burgers last two night or two days in a row. That’s a chain then. Mexican restaurant. I’m kind of curious what like Finnish Mexican food would be like. Most mid-chain restaurant you can find. Mid. It’s far from actual Mexican, but like so is most like North American Mexican food, right? It’s like its own subset of Mexican food. I’m so hungry. I feel like I slept really good past two nights, too. I shouldn’t be yawning. Madonna, good kebab. Okay. Like, people are saying Madonna apparently is the best kebabs in Finland. We could try that just because of that statement and then I can assess how good the kebabs are. Should we try Madonna? Try kebab. All right. Best kebab in Finland. The best. It better be. I think I’ve had one other kebab. Oh, that was in Norway. That was overpriced. It was okay, though. I got to ride backwards 15 minutes, SGE. Okay, I got a pedestal. [Music] S ready. We’ll play once he’s on the bike. You can play it right now. I got it ready. Let me procrastinate a little bit. [Music] Maybe I don’t have it ready. The suspense is killing me. Where is it? I want to hear it. Well, that was underwhelming. Comes to a small town to eat kebab anyway. How would people know that they’re the best kebab? Is it like the scene in Elf where Elf guy go like he’s first in New York City and everything’s brand new and he goes to there’s like the random crappy diner place and they have a sign that says world’s best cup of coffee and then he goes in and congratulates them on having the best cup of coffee. Is it like that but for kebabs? Hold up. Do you think you can take one week off of streaming on Twitch and just stream on YouTube and kick only? I will pay you $300 only if you do it. Then I pay you the money. What if I pay you the money and you don’t do it? Yeah, I’m not going to do that. That’s an interesting proposition, but the answer is no. All right. Got ourselves a negotiator. Yeah. The Sarah’s voice stuff. You can bet the seal. It took us. Oh god further. We’ve had to cycle like 1300 kilometers before we got this moment. We were told we could pet the seal on Trump soap, but the seals didn’t want to be pet. Now we can pet a seal. How do you think like a seal that likes being pet would want to be pet? The issue is it’s stuffed and it’s not I I feel like a real seal would be squishy like They got lots of like blubber to stay warm. And I feel like when you poke them, they’re they push in a lot cuz it’s Can you hear that? I don’t think a real seal would have a knock sound. Anyway, you can pet the seal. We pet the seal. Okay, let’s go get some foods. Finally. Okay, now go eat. I waited too long to eat. I’m hungry. You hungry, man. Yeah. I haven’t eaten since breakfast and I rode 80 something kilometers with just breakfast in my stomach. What do you think for me? How’d you like it? It was great. That’s nice to hear. Did she like tell you the whole thing? Like you’re the petting the seal thing? Uh, she didn’t tell me much about it. Like where are you petting? Okay. No, it’s just we went to an aquarium and we’re supposed to be able to pet a seal. Then we couldn’t pet a seal. So Oh, no. We could pet a seal. With that said, I don’t think this is the right seal texture. I feel like a real seal would have more squish to it. Yeah, it could be a little bit more warm as well. So, with the blubber and stuff. This one doesn’t have the blubber, but have you pet a seal before? No, I haven’t, unfortunately. Maybe it’s on my bug lips. She should add it. I don’t even know. Maybe it’s not cool. Maybe they are rigid like the statue or the stuffed seal. Anyway, thank you. Thanks. Have a good one. Thank you. [Music] Sorry, I just had to talk about the seal real quick. Cuz like when I came in there, she was just like, “Oh, you’re here for the seal.” Like like who’s here for a seal? I need to put like a jacket on. Oh, yeah. Sorry, it’s really windy. I don’t know if you noticed. One second. Disconnected this guy. Come on, baby. Do something. Say something. I’m giving up on you cold. Now connect to this. Come on. Do the thing. DJI, it is started. Don’t tell me my DJI isn’t started. It’s on. DJI device connecting. It’s cold. Wi-Fi setup failed. That was real good. That was very exciting that the Wi-Fi setup failed. Oh, not GoPro. Not that. Oh god, I’m pressing the wrong buttons. You can bet the B head of Gon DJ is cold. Just standing in the wind for fun cuz I like it like that. I like it like that. Setting up Wi-Fi. Streaming. Streaming. Ah, pip. Okay, fruit cakes. I need a jacket. Yeah. Yeah, I That was a Kkinan statue something or other. Very exciting. Chuckle Teeth just Mr. Chuckle Teeth, thanks for the 9 month prime. Okay. Ah, I’m putting pants on. I lost my sunshine. All info for food and keen on WhatsApp. BRB. Yeah, I’ll check that once I put some pants on. I can handle the cold. I can handle it. I’m just going to complain about it. Let me complain. Kon, big delay on that one. Skippy eggs for the fiber. Yeah, tipped $5. Thank you. Bon freaking ko man. Okay. Just got to get riding. Can’t believe we paid 5 years to pet a seal. A fake seal. It wasn’t even squishy. A real seal would be squishy. Redeem Sarah. [Applause] I don’t think it’s working. redeem Sarah. Does Sarah need redemption? Feel like she got it back when she beat me to TwitchCon, guys. I beat her in every bike race. Why you squeaking like squealing like that, bro? That’s my masculine squeal. That’s how I assert how masculine and strong I am with a nice high-pitched squeal. Why you have an 18 plus hornet? Because sometimes I swear or we had someone named Mike Hawk. Stroke Mike [ __ ] Stroke. Anyway, what’s this? Yo, this goes hard. I want to see these guys live. on a book used to. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Yeah, this is a lot of fun. Actually, I like this. Yeah. All right, let me look at where I’m going. What a banger. We’re so close to the Kakanin statue. We should just do the kekin statue first, even though I’m freaking starving. Was it just the Johnny be good finish version? That’s why it’s such a banger. I just need to ride a bicycle. Then I’ll be warm. Okay. Gon [Music] snacks where we’re going to get a real meal rather than just snack our way through this. Well, I don’t know. We’ll see what we got. [Music] Okay. Well, look at the size of that tower. Wow. A proper city. [Music] Kebab drunk coming up. It’s a bit of a ride back the way we came, but I was promised it’ be the best kebab in all of Finland. Dang it. Oh, [Music] there he is. There’s Keenan in all his glory. [Music] [ __ ] on his head and all. [Music] [Music] Get bon. Thank you. Catch bon bon cake pon bon bon bon bon ken ken bon cake pen. Cake bon bon cake pon bon ken k benon cake bon bon k Bon cake pon bon bon ken ken pen ken bon keen All right I just had a moment of appreciation for Mr. ke in here and his bird [ __ ] Um, there you go. We made it. Oh, wait. Did I turn it back? No, I I got to turn it back onto the normal camera. There we go. All right, that was a cultural experience. Now we go to Madonna. Can someone place some Madonna for me, please? 3.7 km. That’s a number of kilometers. Okay. See a kick in then. dude. It’s so busy. Trevor, it’s me, Sarah. But not like real Sarah. I’m the AI voice version now. Which basically means I can say whatever you want. Want me to narrate your life like a National Geographic documentary? I got you. Want me to confess that you’re right even when you’re obviously wrong? Sure, why not? I’m programmable now. But let’s be clear. Just because I’m an AI doesn’t mean I won’t roast you. You still chew too loud and you still think you’re the funny one. Spoiler, I am. Anyway, have fun with your little voice toy. Try not to make me say anything weird. Actually, who am I kidding? You definitely will. Oh god. See the thing? Hi, Trevor. It’s me, Sarah. Real Sarah. I’m the air now, which basically means I can say whatever you want. Want me to narrate your life like a National Geographic documentary? I got you. Want me to confess that you’re right, even when you’re obviously wrong? Sure, why not? I’m programmable now. But let’s be clear, just because I’m an AI doesn’t mean I won’t roast you. You still chew too loud and you still think you’re the funny one. Spoiler, I am. Anyway, have fun with your little voice toy. Try not to make me say anything weird. Actually, who am I kidding? You definitely will. Okay, so the biggest giveaway is so much of what was just said there is words and sentences that Sarah would never say. She they’re just not in her vocabulary. But when she was saying something that I could hear her actually say, the thing is she was talking with too much sass, like with too much confidence. She would have sounded much less sure of herself was the issue. How can you add apprehensiveness to this? I can’t confidence. Oh, okay. Oh god. should just be on the road, I think. Oh my god. Stretch his words out a lot more and speak slowly. Yeah. Now, there’s some things where I’m just like kind of sounds and other times I just sounded like generic girl voice cuz when Wyver was first testing these, he was trying with a few different people and no one’s voice sounded really good until he tested my voice and my voice was immediately like very recognizable as me. So I have AIable voice. But for the longest time, I didn’t hear any like women’s voices that sounded good. Anyway accented sound good. But apparently it’s gotten better. But I’m Some of that sounded Sarah and some of that sounded not so much. Oh my lord. Why do they make the Okay, that side looks better. I’m getting over that side when there’s a gap. You’re going now food. We’re going to get the the best kebabs in all of Finland. Kebabs plural cuz I might need to. I’m hungry. You’re not Oh. Oh, yeah. Could update the title. Not the best kebab. I was told best about so it better be somehow. You want me to turn right through over there? I guess. I don’t know, man. Oh, now she’s confused. I think I gave her less confidence. Wait, you turned down the confidence setting. Gisha hazelnut chocolate. Yeah, we had a viewer come by when I was in Roven and uh one of the gifts they brought was giga. He was a lot How far is the kebab? Uh, 9 minutes. Trevor, it’s me, Sarah. That’s more Sarah. But not like real Sarah. I’m the AI voice version now, which basically means I can say whatever you want. Want me to narrate your life like a National Geographic documentary? I got you. Want me to confess that you’re right, even when you’re obviously wrong? Sure, why not? I’m programmable now. But let’s be clear. Just because I’m an AI doesn’t mean I won’t roast you. You still chew too loud and you still think you’re the funny one. Spoiler, I am. Anyway, have fun with your little voice toy. Try not to make me say anything weird. Actually, who am I kidding? You definitely will. It’s still not quite, but it’s better for sure. It’s got a little vocal fry. There was a little valley girl in there as well. Yeah. Green. Green. Green. It’ll never be exact. What do you mean? Can’t expect to be perfect. No, I want exact Sarah. One minute audio file of her voice. Okay. What sample did you use? I really got to pee. YouTube video narration. Okay. It’s like a mission each time you play it. What do you mean? Who’s Sarah, your wife? I think based on that audio clip, uh, she’s my voice toy. Try spy or try the earthquake dressing for the kebab. Earthquake. All right. Is that Finland spicy or like real spicy? I’m so hungry. Hear you guys talking about food kilometers to kebab. My thing says 4 minutes. It doesn’t give me a distance. It gives me a distance till I turn right. 800 m. making a Trevor AI message. All right, we’ll see if you can AI me better. I think I’m very AIable. For better or worse. Probably for worse. How much more? You guys are making it easier on me. I’m the bike. I’m hungry. Okay. But you should tell me my kebab order. All right. At the best kebab place in Finland, what do I get? [Music] Listen up. I don’t want to overhype this, but this kebab, this isn’t just food. This is a spiritual event. Juicy, crispy, wrapped in a warm little car blanket from heaven. If taste buds could cry, they’d be sobbing. Honestly, if you’re not thinking about kebab right now, are you even alive? See, it sounds suspiciously like me. Very suspicious. Come up. Tra order mayo. You guys just love mayonnaise. Okay. If this if I don’t bring my hand the bar back, but I know I’m creating a TA AI voice. See, that one is scary. Okay. Kebab with fries and rolly mayo. Is that their own mayo? front. Okay. The best kebab shop. [Music] Hey, you get really big ones. Um, you like a recommended kebab or like Sure. Our best seller is the kebab. Best. You have here the English menu if you want. Okay. Okay. Are you hungry? I’m very hungry. So, go with the kebab or the plate or the burger? Can I do the triple kebab? Sure. You want French fries? Sure. We have different kind of fries. You want to see me? Uh, I show you. We have also the dollar. Oh, flat. This is the big. Yeah. Or we have the this one. Oh. Or the Okay. Then we have the smashed potatoes or rice or salad. Oh, you got a lot. Can the the one there is like waffle fries? Yeah. Yeah. Can I get those? Yeah. Okay. And the sauce? Yeah. Okay. What’s we have uh chili or the earthquake is the very spicy. Then the normal sauce are the mayonnaise soya mayonnaise or we have the rolli that is kind of pretty sauce. Okay. What would you recommend? Like I can handle some spice but like chili is not too spicy. Chili. Yeah. Or you can also mix. We also have a garnish. Oh, you you can mix maybe with the rolly. Roll is the also most sell here. Roly is more. Is that like a mayonnaise? The rolly? Yes. Okay. Like a homemade? It’s kind of a like a bular sauce. Like a burger sauce. Okay. It’s very good. It’s everybody. Is the Is the earthquake really like a Finnish spicy or like a a worldwide spicy? Okay. Like Google spice. Okay. Um, I guess let’s try the roll. No, you want that I put chili or if you want I can put the the earthquake in the Yeah. Can we try a sample of it just so I can see? I’ll do it here. Yes, please. Do you need a drink? Uh, yeah. Ooh. What is this? I’m going to try this. Why not? 197. Sure. Card, please. No. Thank you. Thank you. You can have salad. Oh, thanks. Okay. It’s legit good soda. I hope so. And we got a triple kebab. Left some S on the table. I like this place. The guy’s nice. It’s probably the best kebab in Finland. [Music] The waffle fries a good choice. It reminded me of um Chick-fil-A, so it must be good. helmet hair is beautiful. Thank you. After I wipe this up, it smells real sweet. Jesus. Where do I know this flavor from? I swear I’ve had something that tastes like just like this before. Some kind of like fruit juice but then carbonated. Four strawberry. Is that what the flavor is supposed to be? I like it though. It’s good though. But as soon as I had it, I’m just like I’ve tasted this before, but I think in a non-carbonated drink. I like it. I think it’s good. I’m in. Now, it’s hard to upset me. I like everything. Not everything. Most things. Um, I think I’m going to go pee real quick and I’m going to wash my hands, too. So, [Applause] wait. We’re going to switch tables cuz then you guys can stare at the bike, too. You can kind of see it. You can protect Yeah, I’ll be right back. Oh, Good afternoon. Hey, how are you? [Music] I would never leave my speaker connected. [Music] What? What are you on about? I just want to check in with Sarah. What’s embarrassing about that? What did you order? I got the triple kebab with 300 g of kebab meat. It’s going to be a big boy, but I’m real hungry. Still an internal mic. Yeah, cuz there’s no mic added to this. This is just the microphone on the mic. Let’s pull this closer. Internal mic on the phone. How’s the moon soda? It’s good. I like it. It’s very sweet, but like most sodas are. So, yeah. Half lb of meat. 300 g is more than a half pound. Half pound would be like 26 or something. It’s the flavor of raspberry. Apparently, it’s field forest strawberry or something. Uh, do we drink beer tonight? We’ll find out. I don’t know where we’re finishing tonight. Um, the whole afternoon is free now, I think, after this point. Uh, so I’m going to eat, see how I feel. We’re going to ride at least some. We’ve done 80 some odd kilometers. Wild Strawberry. Yeah. Okay. Um, but we like it’s only 5:00. We can do another 50 km or something. I don’t know. Sorry. No worries. You have cautenary inside the salad. Okay, cool. Thank you. Okay. It’s I thought it was going to be a roll. A giant roll. Okay. That’s a proper plate of stuff. Doesn’t look so big. Well, we won’t have a problem eating all this. How spicy is this? Okay, so Finland is like the least spice tolerant place in the world. Wait, how spicy is the earthquake sauce? And it’s like it’s really spicy. Like there’s some spice in it. I’m I don’t even have that high of a spice tolerance. [Music] It’s good. It’s pretty good. I think you put too much [ __ ] sauce on everything. All right. You don’t need to bathe it. Sauce is in addition too. It isn’t the main thing. [Music] Like I want to taste the kebab meat plus a little bit of sauce. Pretty spicy on the side. I know. That’s what I was scooping out with my fork. I first like dipped my tongue. Didn’t taste any spice. was thinking it was going to be like like real spicy and then I took like a a bigger bite of the earthquake sauce and I’m like, “Okay.” Like really spicy. I just don’t have like a high spice tolerance. Sarah has a higher spiced sauce than I do. I don’t I got their role sauce for the the main one that’s drenched on all of it and then the little side plastic thing here. That’s the earthquake sauce. You guys got earthquake sauce is in this little plastic so I can try it cuz that’s the heat. I seem interested in it. And the rest is the robot sauce. Lost it in the earthquake. If this is really spicy, this would be killer. I would have liked that as my main sauce actually, but like not a bad Tastes pretty good. Waffle fries are fun. At least spicier than Franks. No, it’s not at all. I was kind of hoping when I got the the largest kebab size, I was hoping for like the kebab roll and I’d have to be like that was my dream. Rula kebab is the tube. Should have asked for the tube. kebab roll. Not kebab with fries. I thought I’d get kebab in a roll and I’d get fries on the side. [Music] Bit weird drink with boot. Why is Moonman soda a weird drink? It’s good. Should I have this drink without food? Is it better to have the drink on its own look like? Maybe I’ll get some salad. I think they might have had some like banana peppers or something. I like those. I’ll be right back. Oh, there’s muted. Oh, yeah. I turned it off because um I realized I was connected to my speaker. when I went to go pee and I checked in on Sarah. All right, Tony, you can give us your goblin smut or whatever. What do you want? Seriously, are you allergic to reading your messages? I’ve sent you three pings, two emails, and a smoke signal. Nothing. At this point, I’m just assuming you think management is a decorative suggestion. I don’t know what you’re doing. probably eating kebab and talking to chat like you’re a celebrity. But guess what? Even celebrities answer their damn DMS call. Me back before I start billing you for emotional damage. DMS. Wow. Slide into the DMS. All right. This phone’s disconnecting on this ESIM, too. Maybe this phone just has broken. You want it sassy? You got sass. That is the best. I’m going to switch this over again. I can’t get this phone to stay reliably connected to anything. [Music] The chat’s broken on this. Just stuck. Anyway, instead of her voice as the text to speech, we could for a while switch it out. One step here. Now this chat’s missing a bunch of chat compared to this chat. Yeah. Yeah. I can’t with this one. No matter what network I’m on, it will not stay connected to a network. You like the heat? It’s pretty good. This will be filling. I still wanted it in a roll, but I ordered the wrong. I know. I should have said kebab roll. I don’t think I’ve ever ordered a kebab and had it just on a plate, though. normal feeling. I like my rolls. I don’t know why I feel like it tastes better in a roll. [Music] How come eat? And I’m thinking about the salad. has a salad bar. So, I’m thinking also I’m thinking about after dinner. Where do we go? So, we’ve done like 80 something kilometers today. probably do like another 50 or so. What’s 50 km south of here? That’s 150 km. Okay. Lost my sense of scale apparently. Wait, how far is Kella joking? 70. Oh god. Can we go to Hi Joi? My chair is blocking their chair. Okay. Get a pebb plate. You’re right. Yeah. I just have never ordered a kebab and just gotten a plate of kebab. Where’s my my roll or pa or the meat’s good though. [Music] How much was that? 19. Okay, I’ll get I’ll get the s One more speech. I mostly just wanted these little banana peppers if if that’s what they are because I like them. Let’s see if they are. [Music] Oh, I love these. All right, she’s tripping. These are pepperchinis. Yeah, that’s the one. These are definitely not jalapenos. [Music] [Music] I’ve gotten I’ve gotten Sarah on these, too. These are good peppers. [Music] Somebody. I love the pickled flavoring. It’s just like so much better now. [Music] [Music] Are they trying to like open a door in here or something? I don’t know. [Music] So, verdict on the kebab. I think I’m still just like mentally getting over it not being in a roll. I know I didn’t order a kebab roll. I just didn’t know you could get a kebab on a plate. All right. And I was just looking forward to just attacking a cuz they had a 300 gram kebab roll and I’m like excited to just handle that thing. And then I got a plate and I think I was a little sad. [Music] That’s how triple kebab looks. And I’m like, for 300 I think it is 300 g. I just I could eat two of these. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Do we go for more now? I got my pepperini peppers. Maybe. There you go. [Music] [Music] Not needs to be saucy. I still think they over sauce in Finland in general. The hesburger oversauc Kebabs over sauce. Anything with sauce over sauce. [Music] That’s true. Like the sauces are good cuz sauces are very calorie dense. Like mayonnaise is just fat pretty much. So that’s good. How much? [Music] [Music] They’re calling you baby milk. Okay, Fins with your really, really spicy sauce. If this is really, really spicy, I’d hate to see if we can try an actual spicy sauce. Baby mouth. I feel like that is more a definition of a baby mouth. Not being able to handle any spice. Thinking some mayonnaise with some pepper in it. Spicy. [Music] [Music] It’s not spicy. Like it has some spice in it, but like you say like watch out that’s really spicy. The Canadian boy is spice tolerance. [Music] find you have a really spicy meal in Finland. Does it exist? The thing is I don’t have a high spice tolerance. I like a bit of spice, but like Sarah and I’ve gone to like several places and like I’m melting my face off and like There’s like some Indian food places in Victoria went that like I couldn’t handle. Sarah does a better job than I do. So like to me it’s embarrassing because I don’t have a a high tolerance and then they’re just like this is really really spicy. Met people who don’t order pepperoni pizza because they find it too spicy. I believe it. I believe it. We are going to No. But this is my struggle as someone that actually likes a little bit of spice. When you go to a restaurant anywhere really and they’re like how spicy do you want it and I’m like medium like in some places medium will literally kill me but in other places medium is literally mayonnaise. Like spice is so subjective. It’s really hard to like describe how spicy you want it or them to describe to the customer how spicy it is. some tie spots of nail meat. Yeah. Like if if we get like true like Indian or Thai spice or something like that and I ask for meal like that is I can’t like I don’t taste food. I taste pain and like I don’t want my food to be painful. I just like a little heat. I gave it in Korea. Sometimes in Korea I’d get a little bit killed with spice there, too. [Music] It’s called earthquake and earthquakes are very mild in fair. True. is a Scoville skill, but nobody uses it for really spicy um like barbecue sauces. They kind of do to advertise how spicy it is. But I guess that would be kind of like useful if the whole world got on like an actual measurable spicy level. And then you can actually give a number to it. Be like, “How spicy do you want the sauce on your chicken wings?” You put a number. Wait, the school scale is not really. You just define yourself. Yeah. So there’s no like actual measurement of that. Is there any way to scientifically define spiciness? Strongest earthquake in the history of Finland was in 1882. 4.9 scale quote strong enough to make some roof tiles fall. All right. [Music] I feel like Okay, Sco will test how hot 1 milligram of pepper is, but tell how much pepper you got. Couldn’t you use that to actually make like a scale that defines how spicy it is? Like have a a standardized unit of sauciness like 1 oz of hogs sauce. You’ve got this many whatever. [Music] Is this burger? Does this look like a burger to you? Question. Sorry, we’re talking about Ferrari or sorry, we’re talking about Formula 1 earlier and I’m channeling my inner Ferrari radio messages. So, does this look like burger? Question. [Music] still in Olu. No, we’re in uh Rah. Raf Raf Rahi Rahe in Finland. Well, it’s my first kebab in Finland. So, with a sample size of one, it’s number one. Earlier mentioned that weird drink choice as it is indeed children’s drink. Why can’t an adult have a children’s drink? Do you not enjoy Capri Suns in their little foil pouches where you put the straw in through the little stab it through the hole? I didn’t want to actually hit the same spot or some spots that were in the top 10 when there was a kebab. Like if it’s on the route, like I would love to get like a proper top 10. I would call soda kids drink like It isn’t channeling like you know when you get like a drink for adults that’s marketed towards men and it’s like masculine energy makes you get three times bigger. This is not channeling that energy. This is It’s rather innocent. [Music] [Music] [Music] Uh, try some heart sport. I did try like a a Finnish brand of sports drinks. I don’t know what brand it was though. It’s like a damn bill. It’s like it’s these wood plank floors. This is like an addition. The main building, the whole way Kalong goes there and they like extended this kebab place out and it’s just like a hollow plank underneath. Is it colored? It was blue. Wait, is it green? You tried oshi. Okay, that’s what I had. going to get more kebab. To be honest, I could eat a good chunk more. I don’t think we need to right now. I think we’ll carry on after this. Wait, [Music] she’s from Poland. I thought I was finished. Like just looked like a local sports drink. I could be wrong though. [Music] Bruce from get that one. Um, yeah. We’re going to Estonia. The boat there would be the way to do it. Anyway, back to We just eat chat. I got the the biggest kebab I had here, which is 300 g. And I could have had more. It’s and I’m happy about it. My um my cycling appetite is coming fully. So 30 g isn’t that much. Yeah, there was like kebab and there was like whatever 100 grams and then there’s 200 300 g. There’s three sizes. I got the biggest one. [Music] It’s about one chicken breast. Is that all that is? Jeez. All right. All right. I’m going to finish this drink and then we’re going to go. But um it’s going to fall. Like it was good. I just my brain wanted a roll and I got a plate of kebab and it’s hard for me to get over that. [Applause] You’re too full to continue. Oh, I am not. [Music] I’m very much not too full. I know what too full feels like. This ain’t that. Dessert ice cream you can take for an extra 500 calories for your bulking. Come on. Maybe you don’t order roll. You don’t get one. Okay. I’m learning cuz in other places in the world when you get a kebab, you get it in some kind of handheld roll or in a pa or a roll or something. Last three screams. I catch you eating. I eat every day. Otherwise, I would fade away. [Music] shocking. I eat every day. The more you know. We’re learning a lot about me today. You order kebab roll kebab. Okay, I now I know how to get a kebab in a roll. I got to tell them that I want it in a roll. [Music] take a roll to go. No, like something else. I don’t know how far I want to go today. I guess we don’t really have to decide. It’s Finland. I can just camp wherever. So, the weather’s just technically nice. So I want to seize the day. No sala today, but we’ll see where we end up. It’s not like always simple for me to just like seek out sauna unless I sleep inside someone. But if I just want to like sleep in a bush, to be fair, like if I’m just out in the boonies somewhere, there’s probably someone that has like their summer cottage with sauna like within a few hundred meters. Stopped being hangry now. Yeah, I think so. I think I’ve gotten over it and now I can take more abuse from you. Good. Do you have more abuse for me? You find something in streaming? Yeah, I could go to a public sauna anywhere, but like we can’t stream in a public for obvious reasons. It’s like streaming in an old Japan. I have a lot smiley face. Is there a certain distance I shouldn’t go today? cuz it’s only six o’clock and I just ate dinner. But I got distance left in in my body. It’s ready to ride. 78.4 km to the next destination. You cannot go further than that. Bet. I’m going 80. Screw your plans. Tonight we ride. You have to go back. Suspicious. Have you heard Viver recreated your voice? He created an AI version of you. Is he still here to do it? Oh, is Kelloggi too close? Never been. I heard good things. That’s 70 km. Oh, that must be where we’re going. Do you want to know what will happen tomorrow? Should I do you think it would be better for me to know or not know for? I’m not impressed. Not angry enough. Okay, I see. I’m curious what it is though cuz what did you say? You talked to them and you wanted said to make for them to make it worse for me or something. She planned something but they’re conspiring against I think he’s doing a poll. All right, we’ll see out this minute. Looks like you guys want to know. Oh. Oh, no. It’s close. It’s close. Democracy will prevail. Yeah, you are conspiring. You usually are. Before it’s 50/50. If it is 50/50, we’re not telling you. I made that decision. We’re halfway through the Okay, so regardless of we are riding south after this. I don’t know what the route will be like. I don’t think do we ever get actually on the coast? Will we see the Gulf of Bosnia? Democracy will prevail because we’re using a vote to decide on what you guys want as far as knowing what’s happening tomorrow. Democracy. Yes. I think the coast or what are we yesing? I think too. Nobody should know this. Got to keep it interesting. We’re about to find out. It’s a close one. Looks like we might find out real close. You’re on the coast, but like the road doesn’t like go around, right? Okay. Looks like you guys are you want to know what is it, Tanya? What are you going to make me do that you’re conspired against me with? And then we ride ride like the wind stare. What’s that? Don’t tell us. You can just pick Oh. Oh. Oh, you’re calling. I’m like, what is that noise? Let me turn off my speaker. Oh, wait. That apparently ended the call. Call me back. Okay. You’re on speaker phone, right? Hello. Hello. Are you excited? I don’t know if I should be excited or not. Come up with what could I possibly come up with at this point? Yeah. So, do you want to take a guess? I don’t know how to guess. I don’t know. Like, cuz last time this surprise was horseback archery and like I was never going to guess that, you know? So, it involves rope. Are you getting me to do Shabari? We can’t do that on Twitch. It will be on the the other account, the tier 4 account. Okay. All right. So, it’s a combination of a couple of different things. Okay. But you will be going on a rope adventure. A rope. Then you will do a me a mega Then you will do a mega zipline. A mega zipline. Okay. And then you’re going to do one of those bungee trampolines. A big one or like a kids-sized one? A big one. I hope. Okay. And then the last one, which I’m hoping they can do with lines on your eyes, so you might have to bring your sleeping mask, is that they have a freef fall? A freef fall. What? Like like like a ride or like a drop somehow? Like a drop. You drop in freef fall. You’ll obviously be like, it’s not a, you know, the bungee, not the bungee jump like where they toss you off a bridge, but it is a full freef fall. Okay. So, but like I’m like I’m trying to visualize what it would be. A free-for-all drop into a net. I don’t know. Actually, you don’t know. I’m trying to make it as awful as possible. I called the lady and I was like, “Can you make it worse somehow?” And she was like, “Yes, absolutely. I can try my best.” Okay. All right, we have to figure out how to film that is kind of why I need to tell you today. I must ponder on this issue. I do I do hope that the free fall will lead to your inevitable retirement, but I’m still stuck until you fire me. Okay. It probably depends how they catch me when I’m free falling. If it’s like concrete, then I might have to retire cuz I’m dead. Um, if it’s like a net, then I can probably uh work something out. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, now I know. I’m very excited. I think it’s going to be funny. Funny. Thanks. Yeah. Okay. Bye. But it’s going to take a couple of hours though. What? Yeah. So, you’re you’ll be there for hours. spider. Okay, cool. All right, now we know. Yep. Okay. Okay. Okay. Thanks. Bye. All right. Cuz I’m free. Free fall. Okay. Um, let’s just ride on and then think about how the heck I’m going to film a free fall. It’s not scary today. That’s She sounded nice, but I think No, she like has literally called this place and like what she said there. She She’s like, “Can you make it worse for him? Um, so maybe she sounded nice because she knows it’s going to be bad. Anyway, um, it’s time to ride a bicycle. It’s time to ride a bike. It’s time to ride a bicycle. It’s time to go ride it where I like. Um, or sometimes apparently where Tanya likes. Hi, your device is connected. [Music] Your device is connected. Excuse me. So sir, your car is loud. [Music] It will be tomorrow at 1300 hours BTW. 1300 hours in 70 something kilm. Okay, that’s fine cuz we’re going to do another good bit of distance today. Are we doing something? Your manager set up. We are. Wait, there’s some people that muted for this. We have figured out what TA is forcing me to do. Um, she forces me to do things. Uh, and if I don’t, she has hostages or something like that. I don’t know. She plays goblin smut if I don’t do it. I don’t like it. you going in Kawajokei uh tomorrow today we’ll get I don’t know I’m feeling like another 30 to 50 km would be nice shibari tour is just like it involves ropes Okay. I’m like, “Yep, Shabari.” Um, and she’s like, “You’re going on a rogue tour.” I’m like, “Okay.” Still sounds like Shabari. I’m down for it, but I don’t know if Twitch is ready for this. Okay. Solar panel’s doing nothing right now. Can do shabari in the swing. It’s all good. You probably can do like I went somewhere where they had like a shabari exhibition and it was quite cool to watch the whole process. Sir, do you need your car for air conditioning? It’s like 15° out. So people actually stream Shabbari. It’s hard on Twitch. Tanya, can we do that? What is Shabari? It’s intimate rogue play. [Music] I didn’t mean when I meant like go to a shabari place. You have a chest harness for the camera. No, I don’t which would probably be convenient for some of these activities. There’s a Shabari studio. There you go. consider getting one. What a rope? Do I bring my plate anywhere or just leave it here? I don’t know. I backpack on free truck either. Like with Moblin, it’s fine. I just have to figure out What can I strap? Like the action camera, too. That doesn’t require a backpack. Like a chest mount would work, but I don’t have a chest mount. Um, I don’t know what to do. [Music] So, look through my different straps. I might be able to like half ass rig something. Keep it in your mouth. That sounds dangerous, too. See if there’s a trade. Oh, there is. Okay, never mind. I’ll be Oh, get us. [Music] throw away that mounting kit you got from that one place cuz Yeah, it had a head mount and a chest mount. Like when would I ever use that? Apparently Antonio Don’t like your car. [ __ ] smell this far? Were they saying I smell? I showered recently. I’m pretty clean. Reasonably clean. Relatively clean. Someone nuked the toilet probably. Good times. Just the boys hanging out, nuking the toilets together. How you keep your clothes clean? I wash my clothes opportunistically when I get a chance. Sometimes I don’t get a chance for a long time. But I did clo clean my clothes uh not yesterday but the night before that. So for me my clothes are like freaking pristine. They are just beautiful. So that’s nice. Kogi today. Uh we’re going to go in that direction. I think it’s like 70ish km and we are going to not do all of that. I’m thinking 30 to 50 range. Well, we’ll get on the bike and just see how things are feeling. Go as far as we feel. Wish we had smell vision. Be careful what you wish for. some water below. I’m good for right now. We got one and a half bottles. I don’t want that. Respectfully. Hey. Okay. I have actually stayed at your place a couple times. So, I was going like, you don’t know. Maybe you do. MS. I do. You stinky. Describe in more detail than that. I’m not convinced. What do I smell like? As I’m contractually obliged to trash Trevor, I can confirm he does not smell. Wait, you contractually obliged to trash me, but then I You say I don’t smell. All right, I’m in. Hold up. Where’s Where is this taking me? [Music] Okay, whatever. Whoa, I [ __ ] up the joke. I’m like, those are contradicting. Does that go to like there is you want me to go that way? Maybe I’ll go over follow the bigger road cuz I think that bypasses the town. We’ve already ridden through town. Now a couple times [Music] go to AI voices. Neat. Let me follow you. That’s why I’m taking this alternative route. Trying to lose my tail. We heading now south. We’re going to do another I think like 30 to 50ish range. If I find a good camp spot somewhere at that point and then we call it there. Is a solar panel following you? I don’t believe you. Although it looks a little crooked the video. Is it? No. Maybe not. Hold up. In the crack. T is great. I’m sending good poop luck your way. I wouldn’t get stuck having to use a pine cone. Me, too. You smelled like a gym towel that lost its will to live. No real showers. Same three outfits. You are basically aging from the outside in. The scent enters the room before you doesn’t make eye contact with everyone. Hey, don’t make fun of my three outfits. I have two. The third one is my laundry outfit. Wow. Are you trying to hurt me? Don’t do your laundry naked. Well, sometimes I actually have to go to a laundromat and I wear my swim shorts or my marinual base layer and I guess I could wear my shorts over that. Some of the marinual base layers leave like not too much to the imagination cuz they’re kind of like a tight next to skin layer. And what do you mean even cleaner stock smell? They’re marina wool. Marina wool doesn’t hold odor. They smell like wool. You don’t even know. You barely even tried to smell them. You didn’t really fully stick your face in them and like have take a good whiff, right? You don’t know what they smell like. I know what they smell like. This stream really needs a soap and deodorant sponsor. Tanya, get on. That could be a great soap and or deodorant and or toothpaste. Some kind of general personal hygiene hygiene rather. Service stream and then you raid me just so we can get some actual content. What do you mean actual? I’m riding a bike. I’m going to sit there working. Call that content. I can ride into this bush. That would be content. [Applause] I choose all the content. This is a bicycle tour. See the title? Finland bike tour. [Applause] my content. Do a wheelie. You couldn’t handle seeing me do a wheelie. [Applause] Couldn’t handle it. Really, guys? You like that [ __ ] You could say I’m something of a stunt cyclist myself. What do you mean? What was that? That was a sick wheelie. That was that was huge. Okay, but like on a serious note, I don’t think doing a wheelie with the trailer attached would be a good idea. That’s putting a lot of weight on my rear wheel and I don’t think that would like articulate well beyond all the weight on the rest of my bike which would mean you couldn’t literally lift the bike up cuz it’s a fully loaded touring bike. I’m imagining like taking all the bags off and then trying to do the wheelie with the trailer on would be bad news bears like a lack of gym pro. Yeah, I just need stronger arms to do a bigger wheelie. Got smacked with a big bug. What does this do? Your message is so highlighted right now. It actually is. What is currently the top three coolest things you’ve done in Finland? Uh, get Tanya to quit the first time, the second time, and the third time. I think. All right. Notice me, senpai. I notice you see wwwcww. Take the next underpass. Oh yeah, it’s coming up. Why is there a car on this road? Interesting. Are these actual roads now? I don’t even know. Bunk. Now you see me down. You don’t. No. I saw both of those wires. I see everything except for the things I don’t see. I don’t see those. Whoa. Where’d the wind come from? See YouTube chat this time? I don’t know you. Oh, no. I do. Samu is in YouTube chat talking. My favorite things in Finland except outside of getting Tanya to quit multiple times probably like sa lu and drinking a beer in the sauna after a nice lalu. Easy top three. Don’t forget about the heat. That’s true. Not long ter beer over a long ter I like I like I I like the long drinks, but they’re a bit too sweet. I think no floating thing. No, it is really cool. It doesn’t feel finished though. Too warm. Should we get another bike? I got like four bikes, but I didn’t get another bike on this trip. This bike should make it. Theory, this frame should last forever. I think I’m going to have to take this jacket off Eden Lulina around Caligi. Very nice view of the sea. That sounds nice. Uh do they do like breakfast cuz tomorrow we’ll get there tomorrow. It’s the thing. Just going to stop here. Take jacket off. Tie it around my waist. Salmyaki. I don’t think I’ve had I swear I had it somewhere at some point, but maybe when I was like hitchhiking through Sammy. I swear I had it somewhere, but like not recently. Anyway, I’m sure we’ll have it. Have you heard two is of man inco or in Germany, two populated islands in Europe? Wow, I forgot we had Mary. Uh, heard is of man in the UK. Have I heard of him? I’ve heard of man or wangarooge in Germany. I don’t know the second one. I know the first one. Don’t try sweet throwing. I already did. It’s not that bad if you have it correctly. Now that we have Mar, we can learn pronunciation. You are going to kayogi. You’re going to get some nice bomb. Lolu. After eat, you can drink longer and eat salmyyaki. Longer and eat salmyyaki. Wow, I’m so good at speaking Finnish now. Aisle of Man isn’t part of the UK. What is it part of then? I’m pretty sure it’s part of the UK. I’m good at Can someone just do 100 bits and do loop loop loop like on repeat so I can learn Not I don’t understand. Not this is not helping me. Not L A with two dots over it. L O with two dots over it. That doesn’t work for me. [Music] Lulu Lu Lulu. Hit me baby one more time. lonely. You can’t confuse me like that. Lowly low. You’re so mean. You can’t you can’t play with a brain like that. All right. I got to learn at least like that word by the time I leave Finland here. All right. Lalu. I’m a big Lu fan. Nor lon Loner, loner, loner, loner, loner, loner, loner, loner, lo. What is that? Light ho for lovely lands. Love to leave lovely in the lovely lovely roots. Are we trying to do tongue twisters? Feel not lowly. Lowly, not lowly. Lowly, not lowly. Lowly, not lowly. Lu low. That’s right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Lovely. You think I can say that? You have high hopes, my friend. Very high hopes. Burger has the right vowel sound. H where Look like we go down this road now. Oh, wait. Is this the path? I think. Yeah, we just go down here. Okay. Down the road. 30 road slows very front of the mouth. Lovely. Lovely. Le low. Are you this bad at pronouncing? I don’t know how the vowel sound in burger translates to lolu. Also, at some point I should learn how to roll my ars. Burger brings these $25. Asian for the fiber. What is this? Well, now these are everyone’s everyone’s talking over them each other. This is a cacophony of Finnish. What are we listening? What is this? Someone explain. There’s a Finnish lore here that I’m not understanding. Don’t get hit by a car. I don’t trust the roads here or the intersections. They’re like uncontrolled. There’s no signs for anything. Wait, do I want chocolate milk? I only got like a few hundred milliliters left, which means I’m empty. Hold up. 644. Cuz we’re probably just going to like go until we feel like camping, you know? Wait, is that actually what they were talking about? Yes. Oh, what did they think of it? What was that about? Was it a positive or negative review? Was it more positive than my kebab review? Do you think you want to do it at the time? Yeah, I bet a seal. I’m thinking about chocolate milk. That’s a tongue twister. The last lace stops before the bang. The others like it. One said it’s okay. 50/50. Okay. Well, now we know. Uh, so the issue with my um kebab review was that it was too solid. Okay, I’ll get some milk for tonight and tomorrow morning cuz I don’t know if I’ll be around town tonight. Did Did the girls Did any of them say if it was too saucy? Okay. You fins. You just put so much sauce. Oh, that Toyota Corolla is overloaded. It is dragging. Someone said it does not taste like anything. So, it matched your earthquake. Okay, pretty much. Yeah. you’re saying it’s too much sauce. You must be Finnish or Swedish. There is such thing as too much sauce. I want to taste what you put the sauce on. Sauce is like a little bit of extra flavor. I shouldn’t dominate the whole thing. Marianne candy. I’m going to choke on it. It’s hard candy. Finally. Solar panel. Yeah. Yeah. To make a live broadcast. [Applause] That’s what the energy is for. Yeah. Fins the panel. And I’m like, “Yeah, it’s a solar panel.” And he’s like, “Okay, you want me to dance for you? You want me to tell you about it? But it is in fact a solar panel. So we got that far. She said, “Lolu, whenever a Finnish person speaks Finnish to me, just throw my Finnish knowledge at them.” Lulu. Okay, that’s all you got to do. And then they’re like, “One of us. One of us. [Music] Boom. That’s this stuff right there. Kind of like the smoothies. Do I want a smoothie? God, these innocent ones are expensive. All right. Okay. All of them kind of are. Yeah. I don’t want them too much. Tried the mint version. I have and I like it, but I would like it in smaller quantities compared to chocolate is the issue. Oh, wait. This is the one. Which one? Which flavor do I get? This is the Heartwell Sport. You guys were talking about this. What flavor? Not prime. the other ones. There’s orange, green, or blue. No, not this. I thought you said heartwall sport. This is a not it. What do you mean it’s not it? Isn’t that exactly what you said it was? Oh, heart Wait, heart sport’s different. What’ you say? Wait, heart sport, not heart wall sport. Oh, why is it so similar? Well, that’s confusing parts. But that’s the powder, right? I have to get sports drink powder. Is it down here? Not hard sport. Or no, not heart wall sport. Heart sport. Why you got to be like that? This one has a cat on it. Sarah would like it. Heart sport is powder. It’s also in bottles. See, Capri sentence. This is what we’re talking about. People like, “Oh, why are you having a kids drink with your dinner?” Sometimes it feels nice to connect with your younger self. Although I never had Muin soda when I was a kid cuz we don’t have Muin in Canada, which I’ve been told is very much to my own detriment. I don’t think they have it. Sell it in the single pack and not the box. I don’t know, man. This energy drink I guess. [Music] Oh, here’s Oh, wait. Heart sport. Is Is this Is this the one? Did I find it? The original one. Oh, that must be It says original. Yes. All right. All right. We’ll try it. That was tough. Is this what you want at Maryanne? Chocolate filled mint candies. Yes. Okay. But it’s 4:45. That’s a lot for candy. In exchange for me trying Marian, can I get one Kenan? This is about one kick and inward scan products. That phone [Music] [Music] right there. [Music] Sorry, it’s windy. Sorry, it’s windy. That’s cheap at 25. Uh-oh. I hate to see it was expensive. 16 Canadian dollars for a chocolate milk, a sports drink, and some candy. I’m going to finish the rest of my other chocolate milk. Sounds carry too. How about now? Just going to check. What’s that? How many? I speak I’m from Canada. Only Only English. I’m getting all the older people here that don’t Wait, I didn’t see I don’t I think I need to reset this one. He’s asking solar panel. Is that Is this like solar panel? Yes, it is a solar panel. How many kilometers behind? I don’t know. I actually do. Like what is our kilometers now? I want to back this up into the sun and I’m going to drink some chocolate milk. Oh, we’re at 1400. Wow, look at this go. That’s going to fall for like sure. For sure. Cuz if I want to stop and drink a little bit, I want to stand in the sunshine while we got it. I like the sunshine. Finland barely has sunshine. Just going to park in a parking spot. [Music] I forgot my go-to response. It’s just Lulu. Sorry Lulu Lulu. Lulu. You are my Lulu. My only Lulu. No, actually my battery’s kind of full. Okay. You make me Lulu when skies are gray. I never knew just how much I love Lulu. Please don’t take my Lulu away. Man, I’m killing this. What’s this? It’s pretty good. He’s losing his mind like a little bit. I think that is just me transitioning into finish. Actually, the battery running that is dead. We’ll swap that out. Wait a second. That Okay. Battery on the camera’s just dead. So, they’re running off internal. Internal doesn’t last that long. Electric bike to help you though. Me? No. Pure leg power panels just to run electronics. I never have to go inside and charge. No, my Marian. Oh, now they’re all broken probably. Heat. Heat. What kind of battery you have? I got a bunch of different types of batteries. Actually, the one I was just charging is uh wait, what’s the brand? They’re really good bang for your tipped $5 beer shopping at K Market. I don’t get it. What does it mean? The words, what do they mean? Okay, I’m not I’m not fully finished yet. I don’t understand this one. I’m trying to become Finnish and I need your help. What’s happening? What’s pol meme? Okay, but this sounds very Finnish, so I need to learn this one. The memes, what do they mean? They’re just brain rot. But that’s part of Finnish culture is Finnish brain rot. We have English brain rot. Every country, every language has their own brain rot, right? Luta Eagles beer. He’s buying beer. Beer. Okay. Well, okay. But oluta cuz I don’t even know how to say beer in Finnish. All right. I’m trying to absorb all the Finnish culture I can and beer is part of it. I feel like that’s pretty high on the Can you guys summarize Finnish culture in five words? Like five separate things in chat. pick if you could summarize Finland down to five things. Give me your best five and then we got to like sound has got to be one of them. And I’m feel like I’m I’m I’m super invested in that one. Ganin Oluta. Aluta Aluta. So beer, five beers, one bourbon, one scotch, one beer. Perle. Also, how do I say that? Perle. Perco. Because everyone says it and I haven’t been saying it, so I don’t know how to say it. Slu to. How do you say that? S beer, lakes, forest, Tori. Who’s Tori? What’ she do? Sona and drinking Alfarious. We summar it down to two. Summarized it down to two things. Got to roll your R like peri. Per olute beer. Hello my keen. It wasn’t my fault. Oho per. What is it? How do I say it? All right. Slam. Thank you. Let’s see what we got. We have to take so he can understand. Perlet perlay. Perlay. [Music] percolate. Perlet. It’s a power word, so I got to say it with force. Percol. Hm. Lor. [Music] Can I handle that kind of force? I’m not fully finished yet. Low loop per uh someone asked if chocolate milk had preferences or if it was a preference or if it has cycling benefits. Chocolate milk has a nice mixture of sugar, fat, and protein. So, if your stomach can handle milk and then cardiovascular exercise afterwards, it kind of has a good few things that you actually want. And I get tired of chewing when I’m on bike tour. You have to eat a lot and it’s kind of nice to drink some calories sometimes. Okay. Um, don’t forget my Marian. And I’m going to throw this out. And we’ll drink this, too. Oh, I can mix this with my with my water and then we’ll maybe get down to Oh, yeah. Okay, let’s do that first cuz I can get this reduce it down. I should have just taken the lid off. It’s a weird bottle to squeeze out entirely. Oh god. Okay, perfect. Pill YouTube for Finnish man scares a bear. All right. Wait, does that work with media share? We can experience it together. Or is that one not work? But somehow Kekan does. It’s not really a song. Supposed to have a song filter, but anyway. Keonin. Perlay tipped $4.20. Thank you. Perlay, you put the YouTube link in the the message, not in the media share part. Now you see I see the YouTube link just sitting there as the message to me. I don’t the heart sport. Like maybe it’s got some great electrolytes in there or something. It doesn’t taste that interesting. I’m not convinced on the heart sport. Okay, don’t do it. If you’re going to do it again, I’m I’ll be right back. I’m just putting these in the bin. Per peri P peri Lu I like LL. Hey, [Music] [Applause] heat. Hey. [Music] Satlay hook pa. Dude can roll the heck out of his ars. We missed the percol. Where is it? Per. Oh, I feel like I’m close. I’m almost ready to percolate properly. Sounds like I’m saying percolate. What’s going per [ __ ] God damn it. Okay, you one of these front things cuz I don’t want to put you in a rear pan. Hold up. I should try one of these. Put one of these in my mouth and I’m going to put it away and start riding. Pericle, why do you have these terry bits, but it doesn’t tear. There we go. Oh my god, I opened it way too much. All right. Perfect. Par perlet. Oh, that’s where my rain jacket is. That’s good to know. Why is it there anyway? All right. Maryanne. Mariana. Oo, I like the mint. It’s got chocolate in the middle somewhere. I could totally choke on this. This is a choking hazard. I don’t trust myself. 109 watts. But the battery is like pretty much full. It was completely full. And I started charging that battery I just swapped around at 100 watts. So, we’re pretty much just as fast as we’re discharging the battery, we’re recharging it. Say Ramstein a lot. Isn’t that German? Where’s Rammstein from? German band. But did they just say Rammstein? What was it? My favorite uh metal artist when I went to that metal show was one of the openers. One of those songs. I think they just literally say two or something. Let’s see. That’s like all the lyrics. It’s just Wow. This speaker is not good for metal. Yeah. And that’s the whole song. Anyway, Finn’s like metal, so I feel like I got introduced to metal a few months ago and um that also makes me more Finnish, which makes me happy. Keep playing this and yelling per No, I got I got candy in my mouth. This is hard to perlay properly. Okay, but I’ll put on cuz this is my favorite song that was at the concert. Um, so I’m going to put on some metal, a song that says more than one word and then I’m going to channel my perk delay and become a true fin. Wait, never mind. I’m not because three tipped $5. Thank you. Burke collects hookah pa. I got to the chocolate. Is that the start? Did I miss it again? first what he said. I feel like how the media share works, it like cuts off the first like seconds. I can’t even hear the peri. Oh, that was good. Pellet. You will never know. You will never never know, [ __ ] Pellet. Am I doing it yet? All right, that’s enough. Thank you. I hope you appreciate that. Good thing is we don’t roll ours in English. I just really struggle with this rolling thing. per You will never never know the [ __ ] All All right, guys. M mosh pits are so much fun. All right, I was going to say you guys don’t even I have no idea how I got nominated for this award. I wasn’t streaming for like over a month straight and I only found out I was nominated cuz like people were adding me on Twitter. Sorry X. And they’re like, “Congrats on the nomination.” I’m like, “For what? What is going on? Uh, anyway, that’s how I found out I was nominated. So, I’m maybe one of you or some of you were nominating me. I think the the category makes sense. That wasn’t the cell network. I had 7,000 dirt the whole time. I think the app is [ __ ] I just have to restart it. So the the video frame just froze. Why did you stop? Cuz the stream was broken. So I fixed it. Oh yeah, that was totally a per per kind of moment. My stream’s broken and I feel percol about it. I know I can’t say it very good. All right. I’m a fin in training, right? I’m an apprentice. It’s your day. Trevor Mikey on YouTube now. Uh yeah, it’s been good. We had the sun for well the morning and then for a lot of the afternoon it was kind of cloudy and windy and now it’s come back out. So that’s nice lu paraclay. We’re getting there. Heat. Heat. never Sarah on Twitch and you on YouTube. Nice. Okay. Uh, so we’re at like a 100ish kilometers today, right? 98.8 100 meters will be my hometown radio station. 98.9 Jet FM. Sarah does not like so many bears. What were you talking to Sarah about whether she likes bears or not? I feel like Sarah would be in conflict with her feelings about bears. She would have the Sarah like, “They’re so fluffy. I want to pet them, but they could eat me.” So, this tugofwar between wanting to pet the bear cuz they’re fluffy and they’re an apex predator and they can kill you. So you know pros and cons of bears can’t accept you. Why friendship if not friend? Very very true. You feel spiking. So there that there really wasn’t until I like in in northern Lapland in the Arctic and stuff. Each town might have a couple kilometers of bike pass in town, but other than that, you’re on the highway. But for the past while it’s been really good, actually. Yeah, I’m enjoying it. She will skip their countries like you will go. She’s not going to skip their countries just cuz there’s bears in them. Sarah is not going to make or break an entire trip in a country because it’s a like it has bears existing in the country. He’s so finally signing. Is Helen getting sun finally? Much dessert. Salic just subscribed for 29 months. Smile. Sal silic. Good to see you. Thanks for the 29 months. Thank you. Thank you. France has bears. I was about to say that, but I wasn’t confident that France actually has bears. I held myself short. He looked it up cuz Yeah. And no, I wouldn’t have said that with confidence cuz that’s where she is right now. So, you know, she’s not going to disqualify a place just for their them having a bear somewhere in existence. Otherwise, she wouldn’t ever go home to Canada. Like, she literally grew up in the Rocky Mountains where the big bears are, the grizzly bears. Why does it smell like gunpowder or something like that? Reminds me of like when I shot a cap gun when I was a kid. That smell. But why would it smell like that here? Heat. Heat. What did you do? Heat. Heat. You just steal more close to the small could be 100k. There you go. Another day now. Another 100k. I don’t know how much further we’re going to go. It’s only 7:30. And I’m out. bit tired after 100k. I’m like I’m pretty used to it. um at a touring pace, you usually aren’t just like exerting yourself like a crazy amount at any given one moment. So, it’s very much like a long running endurance activity. And I kind of just keep going for the most part as long as I keep my uh my calories up cuz I’ll crash and burn really hard if I don’t get that energy in me. has a beach. Uh, we’re going to keep going for a while cuz I want to get relatively closeish to Kyoki cuz we’ve got a bunch of stuff tomorrow. But I got to think about how I want to stream some of that stuff. um cuz it’s a bit more like adrenalineesque and I don’t know the best way to do that. This bike from Robin M8 to South K to Oio with no electric assistance. Like are you saying that as if saying that I’m using electric assistance? Cuz this bike is not an ebike. The solar is to run the broadcast and the broadcast only. Oh [ __ ] Yeah, just here. Okay. There a few different ways we can go. [Laughter] doing a so in Finland. I’ve beening as much as possible. We’ve soed the majority of days I’ve been here. Humble break. Well, they kind of pitched it. They’re just like, “This Finnish streamer did this without electric assistance.” I’m like, is that inferring that I’m doing it with electric assistance? It’s true. It’s a bike power the bike all this stuff like it is actually designed to power an ebike. It’s made for solar powered ebike racing. It’s a 225 W panel. So theoretically an ideal sunlight getting 225 watts directly from the sun. Wadsy1 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Wadzi one, thanks for the Prime. Welcome to the Hitchbugers. It’s like if anyone like has hooked themselves up to a proper smart trainer that has accurate watt ratings, like putting out 200 watts of power is a good amount of power. Most casual cyclists won’t have an FTP of 200 as in a function threshold power as in they couldn’t maintain 200 watts of power for an hour. How much assist would that give? So yeah, we’re getting 225 watts on the panel. We’re not going to get 225 watts directly to the ebike motor, right? Cuz there’s going to be inefficiencies at every kind of step thing. Um, but you probably get close to like 200 watts to the ebike motor or something like that. [Applause] Panels produce a lot more power these days, too. Yeah. But like like a large house panel, 500 watts, that’s a lot bigger than this. This is already a very large panel. Like I don’t know if you can It’s really tough to tell scale, right? But like this is a large solar panel from the guy that made this. You can get a slightly longer 300 W panel. But anyway, on like a nice sunny day, you’re going to get at least like a kilowatt hour, thousand watt hours out of this panel on a like a good sunny day, which is bigger than most ebike batteries, right? So, if you have like the battery that this is charging is 700 watt hours. So, you know, if that was the battery size you had, you would like double two and a half times your range kind of thing. Miniature nuclear plant. I think you’re thinking of an RTG. Wait, wait. Radio therm something. Thermonuclear generator. Oh god. Power. Okay. Sorry. I’m learning to be Finnish. Um, they use those on like probes and stuff out in space. You just chuck a hot piece of decaying radioactive material. Uh, yeah. and use the heat that it creates to generate a small amount of electricity. Roll harder for sure. I know that’s going to take some training. I I don’t know. I’m not good at rolling an R. We just don’t roll. Okay. In Canada. took roll ours with roll up the rim to win at Timmy’s. Didn’t they bring that back the real rims? Cuz like they they instead of rolling the rim up to see if you won, they made it like a an app thing, I think. But everyone liked the physical sensation of rolling the rim up. Yeah, but like I think now for my per practice I I got to wait till something is like anger inducing so I have energy behind it and then uh like that bump you know that was a par per kind of bump and like it needs to have the energy Yeah. that kind of bump tech. What do you mean? That was a Yeah, it was totally worth I feel like I can’t just say it casually. I’m trying to learn how to say it with energy. Yeah. I won’t sell you no more chocolate milk. Need my chocolate milk. Yeah, that that word’s too long, Jeff. I I can’t I can’t handle that. All right. It’s too much. I’m still an apprentice finishman. Finishman Finn. You have Starlink. Yeah, the white thing at the back of the panel there is Starling satellite dish. Mhm. Huh. spend an entire day on the coucher bed. When I take it like a a proper day off, which I should be taking like once a week, I try to do as little as possible. Um, so yeah, entire day doing as little as possible cuz yeah, between the bike touring like the physical and the mental of that plus just streaming is tiring when you do the hours like I do. Sarah tried to write you a poem. Want to hear it? It didn’t go well. Oh no. Well, yeah, of course I want to hear it. Hey, you’re looking cute. This must not be a fluke. I can’t write poems. What rhymes with cute? I’m going to put Sarah on mute. [Applause] [Applause] She said it kind of makes me puke. In what context were you trying to get Sarah to Is that like a channel point redeem or something? A cute poem for you. But like she can’t do poems. Well, like okay, maybe whether she can do good poems is up for debate, but like it is technically poetry if you squint your brain hard enough. That was a nice idea. Well, to be fair, I I’d struggle to come home on the spot and you can’t make me All right, YouTube chat. Drop the politics or I’m going to sick Tanya on you. That girl has no mercy. [Applause] I got Coming to the UK, Trevor. It’s possible this summer. I’m not sure. I’m going to burn the rest of my time that I have in Shen in Europe and Changen Europe. So, Finland and Baltic. So, still want to feel Lithuania that direction. And then when I run out of time, I’ll go somewhere else. I’m not sure. That’s what chat is always behaving. Yeah, true. Well, I think even kick chat. Okay. Well, okay. It goes through moments, but I’m like since the first like two weeks of this trip, at the beginning, the kick chat was very kick chatty. And by that, it kind of just felt like Twitch chat from 2018. All like spam bots and just weirdness. Follow for follow [ __ ] was almost nostalgic, but now it’s kind of settled into some sense of normaly. [Applause] YouTube chat is honestly usually too quiet to even comment on the uh the vibe they get off right now. They’re trying to get political and then Twitch chat is just well now it’s been around well over seven years. So I don’t know there’s a almost a sense of normaly to it that’s settled in over 7 years of streaming. [Applause] [Applause] mixer. See, we don’t we’ll never know what our mixer chat could have been. [Applause] Go. [Applause] Very quiet YouTube chat. I think that’s like not that uncommon. YouTube is very much set up to be like a uh like the post-prouction like filmed, edited, uploaded things, and they don’t seem to put that much effort into like promoting the live stream culture kind of side of it. The technology is good on it. Like the video player is great. cuz they’re getting bike laid down bike. Uh a recumbent. I have a semi-reumbent tandem bike. It’s a twoerson bike. The back person on the back is the captain that steers and gears. Person on the front is the stoker. They provide power and they’re sitting in a recumbent laid down position. Facebook live. We were talking about it the other day. So, I feel like slow TV would play well on Facebook, which is a phrase I didn’t know existed until I biked through Norway. And like they like like me biking through Norway seemed fairly normal to them like the live stream part because they just do like long form live streams from like the ferry or one year they did a long hike that was just a long live YouTube chats the same amount of viewers is usually lively chat. I don’t know if the dynamic is different just because like this has always been just a Twitch stream until recently and then I opened up YouTube and Twitch to the live stream. Um, so I don’t really know, but there’s usually conversation going on, but it’s on Twitch. But even then with slow form content like this, so say I have like 1500 people watching on Twitch and you compare the chat to a 1500 person bike touring live stream to a 1500 person like brain rot live stream, whatever the kids are watching these days. And the chat will be much more active in the brain rot reading YouTube chat now. Yes, sir. [Applause] 1,500 of you bots on Twitch. Is this because I didn’t accept your $300 donation for only streaming on Kick and YouTube for a week? Are you upset about that? [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] difference between subscription and followers as well on Twitch. Like 150,000 followers and whatever 1,200 subs. That’s what you’re saying makes this seem boded. It’s interesting. It’s perfect day for cycling. It is a really nice day. middle of the day we lost the sun and it was quite windy and I was getting a face full of wind. Um but this evening has turned out really nice. [Applause] [Music] Heat. Heat. longest streaming streamer on Twitch. You mean like who started streaming the earliest and still continues to stream or like who streamed the most amount of concurrent or the most amount of hours of total broadcast time? Well, I know I’m going to be Dan because Dan hasn’t been with Twitch for very long in the grand scheme of Twitch. But there’s probably some random streamers that have been streaming since Justin TV days. Oh, Dan’s gaming. Okay, I had a dinner with like I wasn’t talking to him, but I was at a a business dinner and Dan’s Gaming was at the dinner and I knew he was one of the OGs on Twitch. I was like, “Oh, cool. [Applause] have a drone on you? Yeah, I got a drone. I just haven’t used it on this trip. [Applause] Sub streaks are the longest. Wait, how long are Dan’s gaming substreaks? That’d be impressive. I don’t think there’s anyone that has subscribed to me the whole time since like the first month I was like subs were available to me for good reason cuz like I just disappear for up to like seven eight months at a time. So to keep a recurring sub through that would be a bit much uh 25 for the next week. Nice. Dan has like 13 years substituted. That’s impressive [Applause] cuz I got some like 80 something month resubs. So like well no like if we’re in the mid80 like that’s about as long as I’ve been streaming 7* 12 84 and I’ve been streaming for 7 years and what are we July so May June July 4 years or sorry 7 years 3 months so 87 would be out the most. I think I know I’ve seen 80. I don’t know what the highest 80 though. Sies here day TV for 171 months. Look at that. [Applause] I believe most of it’s controversial about what Dan’s gaming to be fair. If someone’s stream been streaming for like 15 years, you can be in a different part of your life that whatever you are now compared to 15 years ago. I uh have empathy for people that are like extremely online through their teenage years doing normal teenager things and then that gets to carry with you for the rest of your professional life. If anything was like if anything can be dragged up, it probably will. subbed an 81 month streak resub because streamer doesn’t stream anymore which fair but also kind of like sad it’s such a long streak but yeah like to have a global push emote I don’t think I have an emote good enough that would like be universal enough to be a Twitch global emote. once the spirit of this tripping is done. Like when I took whatever 7 months off before this trip, that wasn’t my plan. I had what I’ve described as my midlife crisis. I did a [ __ ] ton of therapy and [ __ ] So, it wasn’t like, “All right, I finished my TwitchCon trip. I’m going to take more than half a year off.” It was just I started working on something and it took a long time. Go for a year next day and just Yeah. I’m set a new record. Seven or eight months is rookie numbers. We need 12 months. [Applause] Dude, Mary used to come back with a shenan pass. Now we’re talking. And like for us, when you’re not in your midst yet, Well, I say that because I say my early life crisis was when I started hitchhiking because I didn’t want to finish my accounting bachelor’s degree cuz then I felt like I’d get my bachelor’s, get my first accounting job, and then my life would be forfeit to the accounting gods. Um, essentially, I’d just like get a real job, get real responsibilities, get a car, get a house, get a wife, get some kids, then you can’t do anything. I know you can do something, but this is like, you know, 19-year-old me panicking. So then I took a semester off college and just started hitchhiking around. Anyway, that was like 12 years ago and here we are. [Applause] So, um, this being midlife being like, you know, now I’ve been traveling around, hitchhiking, started live stream about it, and then still some things I just can’t figure out in my head. So, therefore, midlife crisis. [Applause] Come here. $17. Thank you, Du. Come here. Thank you very much for the $17. What you got for us? [Applause] two. It’s my song. Fore Foreign mind when Canada would you ride them? Why I’d have to be in Canada? I don’t know when I’d be in Canada. [Applause] I’m a very unpredictable man. [Applause] Wait, what? Why is it getting me to go into the bush? I’m confused. Am I close to town there? Weird. I think Google doesn’t know that I can. There’s a path here. I think I’m just going to turn the map off. We’re just going to freeball it. Banning and sell down travel. I don’t even like fan life. I’m confused. This is a beautiful path and it’s just following the highway. So, I think we’re good. Far away from from tomorrow’s place. Um, let me see. Oh. It’s in Cal Caloki. 47 kilometers if that’s where it is. [Applause] have to look at can use Twitch chat. Ah, Twitch is having issues. We’ve been there before. This is such a nice path for being kind of just currently nowhere. Really enjoying this infrastructure. Have Google maps of where you are instead of showing your solar panel thing. No, I like showing my solar panel thing cuz when we talk about, you know, the solar bike tour kind of thing, people like, “Oh, what does that mean? You can see it. I have a GPS on me. You can find out where I’m at at any point, but I don’t think we need to have it overlaid on the stream. [Applause] The flag isn’t enough. The flag is so small. You flag hater. There it is. Now that’s a proper size flag. Yeah. Yeah. People of Finland, get it. Wow. [Applause] Oh. [Applause] Is that a motorcycle snipe? I think so. [Applause] Gave a little honk, gave a little wave, and gunned it. Off they go. [Applause] This is them again. I’m guessing [Music] I think they’re going faster than 80. All right. [Applause] World’s fastest 80 km an hour pretty much. A new record. All right. Oh, I got my own bridge infrastructure. Wow. Wake You got anonymous 37. Thank you from anonymous. What you got breian? Nice. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I don’t know what it’s about, but I think it requires some people Finland. Ta. [Applause] There’s some big bumps on here. Heat. Heat. Jesus. Oh jeez. Sorry. I got a good roll going there. Sorry. Practice. [Applause] [Applause] music like that has some good vibes though. I like it. It’s just like it just seems happy and simple. I don’t mean simple in a bad way. Simple in just like a tipped $11. Thank you. Uh Bleberry with the 1150. Let’s see what you got for us. I don’t hear any accordion. Go way too fast. Don’t slow down. You’re going to crash. You should watch. Is this like late ‘9s? A big bug bounced off my chest. You know that I [Applause] [Applause] crash. Don’t slow down. You’re going to crash. All right, we got to go fast then. I still [Applause] know that I [Applause] It’s like a trailer with a solar panel, but I think not. What do you think it is now? You can see it in full screen. tabletop. Yeah, but I use it as a table a little too frequently. Subscribed with Twitch Prime. J Cucumber, thanks for the 21 month prime. And Blueberry, thanks for the vibes. [Applause] Finnish music like the rude sandstorm. It’s just that a few trips ago that chat said a bad idea. How many trips ago? Chad, don’t don’t tell them like how long ago [Music] tip $17. Thank you. Is this more fun Finnish vibes? Is there an accordion? [Music] [Music] That’s not the rude sandstorm. [Applause] Oh, there’s an accordion, of course. [Music] a voice before you came to Denmark and Roskilda last time. I was in Denmark like two months ago. But anyway, I’ve had this trailer for well over two years and I’ve done other trips with it. This isn’t a new edition. It’s actually quite old. [Music] [Music] I like this song. That’s [Music] my song. L in the L of a land of fairy tales he can’t reach. He also watches a lot of Disney movies. Wait, hold up. Where’ my bike lane go? [Music] Fallen love. [Applause] [Music] Is that the end of my bike path? I’ve been enjoying it so much. [Applause] coming here. Thank you for the uh finished vibes. I like it. Smaller road through town center. Okay. Oh, you can go through a cute town. That’s fun. But yeah, uh Google just has me going into town a little bit and then doing something some funky fresh moves. We are uh 39 km from Caloki on the bike route that it’s trying to get me on. Um could be accurate, might not be accurate. Let me check my WhatsApp. [Music] [Music] So it’s past Calio [Music] bike sounds like it’s struggling. Go through the tone. Yeah, I am. I was just checking my messages. view from YouTube. Twitch keeps buffering. Yeah, people are saying that it must be a Twitch issue because I couldn’t see what we could be doing that forces just our Twitch channel to be lagging. So, it’s probably just Twitch being Twitch cuz Twitch is sometimes just uniquely Twitch. Okay. Um, so I guess yeah, if your uh Twitch stream is lagging and it’s not stable, then we are live on kick and YouTube. So good time to try out another platform if you want to try YouTube with Twitch pop out chat. There you go. Twitch supposed to be the uh number one and a live streaming service. This should work. Kids are on Tic Tac Tik Tok live now. Oo, bike packers. I love them. Okay, you guys won’t like this, but I’m just looping around because there’s no cars coming rather than doing a three-point turn. It sometime works better right now. I’m pretty sure Twitch is just having some kind of twitchesque issues. I guess I should should put my nav up then. Oh, look at that picnic table. Is that someone? I think that’s just a free-for-all. Is for me. Okay, I don’t need to stop right now. Sorry. Like a good picnic table. There’s a gazebo there. Oops. It’s a YouTube channel name. Hitch streams. One word. The one downside of having like a pretty good username on Twitch and Kick is like I’m not going to be able to get the same username on all platforms. So be a big struggle for me to get like my the Instagram handle hitch or the Twitter handle or the YouTube. Well, I don’t even know how YouTube has with usernames. Time manager fix your at hitch on YouTube. Wait, what does it show? Is that not my at? What’s wrong with that? at Hitch streams now. You need that hitch. Oh well, yeah, I’d like that. TAC, can you get me Hitch on YouTube and Instagram and might as well Twitter in case it’s ever a usable platform again and anything else that seems appropriate. Mhm. Mhm. [Music] go on the video. I can’t resist. I can’t resist. I I just I can’t not. You’re going to fall. Oh, that’s too much. It’s going to fall. It’s probably still going to fall. This is the mega zip line that TA told us about. It’s mega. All right, stay. Don’t fall over. Oh, sand. Okay, sand in my sandals. I hate it. Sand everywhere. Okay. Yeah. [Applause] All right. Hit this [ __ ] Yeah. Woohoo. Yeah. Wow. He’s got fun. All right, one more time and then we’re good. [Music] [Applause] Hey, say brief zip line interlude. It’s important. Okay. Supposed to sit on it. That’s boring. Also, I’m heavy, so I’ll just drag my feet. It’s not for adults. I don’t see anything that says you must be under whatever age or weight to ride. You guys are all old and boring. I got a bunch of pebbles in my sandals. This cannot stand. I’m got Let’s put you not. It’s like on a downhill slope. Should tell at least max weight allowed. I’ve never seen one that says max weight. I’m pretty sure they overengineer them. So if there’s a big kid, like a kid hitting Hesburgger like way too much, it’s not going to break. Can’t handle the pebbles on the feet though. gauge cable will take some force to snap. Yeah. You think so? sleep here. No, I just wanted to do the zipline cuz I think we’re doing a mega zipline tomorrow. So, this is a normal zipline. Then we’ll see what mega means. Oh god. All right, go. All right, let’s go on. The heck? Anonymous tipped $5. Thank you. Good. Your phone is ringing. The heck, anonymous, how’d you get my ringtone? [Music] Add to the phone. I don’t want it. I’m screening them. I’m busy right now. See, this guy’s going to look at me weird. Like, oh my lord. Why though? Why? No, he is dead. Is that a Finnish company? Hello. Hello. Is it me you’re looking for? Um, but you know, if they’re pretty much dead, then like they can join our Canadian company, Blackberry, in their deadness. [Music] Look at a little mini bike. That’s so silly. [Music] River’s running high. real hot [Music] top telecom infrastructure company. Okay, so never mind. It’s not like Blackberry. Tanya’s going. See you at some more for fun times. It’s 1:00 at that location you sent me, right? Oh, no. Phones are dead, though. Okay. Okay. So, how far is that? We are still like 40 km. We’re probably winding down pretty soon. I don’t think we have to go that much for this day. What’s our distance on that day? This has been another pretty good day on the bike. 121. It’s pretty good. Bit of breezy. Microsoft killed Nokia phones. Like no gaming companies. Microsoft killed Nokia phones. They killed Mixer. The heck, Microsoft, what are you doing? Oh yeah, last night I had like ended my stream and I was just like my phone was still in like a tripod mount kind of thing and I went to just turn it off charge it charge it with the phone off kind of thing. And I was doing stuff. I was turning it off and then randomly I think there’s like a sequence you can do to like make an emergency call without like dialing emergency number. It started dialing 112 and like it was it’s like connecting. I’m like no this is not an emergency. I’m just like relaxing after my sona trying about to go to sleep. So I don’t know iPhones have some kind of SOS feature that I accidentally triggered. So anyway, don’t do that. Don’t know how I did that, but don’t do what I did. Uh, just go straight over this little bridge. Okay. Is this bridge from 1837? Wow. Cool. camping spot nearby. I don’t I don’t sleep at campgrounds. I know we’re by a campground. But uh I don’t believe in paying to sleep on a piece of gravel for the privilege of having a flushing toilet. Yeah, we like free bushes, not paid bushes. I adopted this phrase. It’s very near and dear to me now, but I stole it from Alec Leedford. Speaking of Alec, is Alex still stream. going to find bush when it’s so many villages and fields along there. I don’t know. I haven’t thought that far. I don’t know. It doesn’t look that farmy. Look at all this random bush. Be hard as heck to get out there. So, you camp in it. The woods don’t look much easier to get in either, but doesn’t look real developed. both uh population wise and agriculture wise. Like up here is some farms, but like between that was pretty chill. How far you riding today? I’m just going to ride until I feel like stopping. I don’t think that hard about these things. I don’t think I just do. If I’m riding and I see a nice place that I’m like, “Oh, that looks like a nice trail going out into the woods or something like that. I’m going to go pursue that and see if there’s a nice place to camp.” Then I do that. Until that point, we’re just cruising. Comes a cool night about 13. It was like two nights ago. We got down to like five Celsius overnight. My camping equipment is still quite overkill for that. Me pedal but go forward. Exactly. I think on an evening like tonight, you don’t really have to try to overthink it. Bike touring in a location like this doesn’t have to be super cerebral. You can just get on with it. Less and less sunlight every day. Yeah, it’s 9:00 and the sun’s like not even that high. based on where the sun was. I thought it was like 11:00 if I got the adjustment. I adjusted back up cuz I prefer it that way. So, the only difference as of right now is that the seat is slid a bit further back on the sleep seat rails or whatever you call it. Oh, back to the cycling infrastructure. Not bad, Finland. Not bad. looks like tick central. cuz now we actually are into areas that have ticks. Very sad. Clive’s Adventures raided my stream with 30 views. Clive’s Adventures. Thanks for the ride and welcome to Hitch and welcome to Finland where we are well getting close to winding down the cycling part of our day. We’re at 120 something kilomeish. We got marshmallows. Super overgrown. Occasionally something drives out there. We pro could probably get into it. Tick and wood are. Yeah, I know. I ded up now cuz in the north there was no ticks, but now there are. [Applause] [Music] Just want to go inspect. One minute. One moment, please. That’s some tall grass. Sure, we could, but I don’t know if I want to. Push out into there. I don’t want to go on the seashore. It’s windy today. Coastal means exposed. Exposed means wind. My tent is falling apart. I ordered a new one, but mine I have to limp with it until Helsinki. [Applause] So, we’re going to take it easy. There’s a ATV on the bike path. I don’t know. It’s supposed to be on there, but here anyway. Heat. Heat. It’s easier to get in the bush when I’m hitchhiking. I can just stomp out there. But with this bike, it’s a bit harder. [Applause] Maybe it’s even over, though. Someone’s house is there. Check for bears and wolves. It’s about the last thing I’m worried about. People concern me more than bears and wolves. Okay, it actually does go to somewhere. Does this next one go to somewhere? Probably the next one is probably a good spot to get in and out off of the something in the bush [Applause] space. I don’t necessarily need a path. I just like it can’t be as thick as what you see right here to actually bushwhack it out there. Wolf’s killing pegs. Well, we’ve learned today that wolf hasn’t killed a person in Finland in 150 years. But who knows? Maybe we’ll reset that today. There’s even a parking area over here. Caravan toilets, too. Let’s see if we can get in the bush here. This road goes for a little bit. I think in general people that their experience with being outside is thinking about it outside or watching like YouTube scary documentaries about the outside overestimate how much wildlife wants to do with you. They want nothing to do with you. Well, except a few very specific animals that might hunt humans, but nothing around here does. This looks real sandy. I don’t trust that. Okay, we survived. Easy. It’s like running a road bike. This is a touring bike. Not sure. Legally, I can just go right there. It’s just a grassy patch. Mosquitoes. Grand tour bike. It’s just a touring bike. Just a touring bike. It’s a snowmobile path in the winter. So, Finland is right to Rome. I just have to be like 150 meters away from residents and I can camp like anywhere. Some tall grass. I think eventually there is something down this road. Don’t know where it’s so bright I can’t see anything. They softened. I can’t see anything. I think they just resurfaced this. Yeah, I don’t even want to go any further down here. There’s only a few accesses farm field at the end of this. Let’s put some deed on. You’re filming. No, I don’t. What? What do you Oh god, I’ve got so many mosquitoes on me. Oh no, it’s all over now. I want to have so many bites. [ __ ] me. I feel like there’s something else I’m building down here. Oh no. Oh no. De, they’re coming right for me. Lid feet. Oh, there’s so many down here. Get out of me. P Kelly. All right, I’m just going to over apply cuz [ __ ] these guys. They’re still on me. Like I just Wait, maybe I didn’t spray right there. Now you have De on you. How does that feel? Does that make you feel good? Makes me feel good. Don’t overdo it. Don’t tell me how to live my life. Do you have mosquitoes in Canada? Yes, we do. Allowed. Okay, cuz now I’m just kind of curious where this actually does go. We just run into someone’s house. We run to someone’s house. Oh, this is super loose though. I’m just going to [ __ ] kick my way along here. Okay. Very soft. That’s actual sand. Where you go? I should just like walk before I do all this. I’m just curious. Maybe there’s like a rainbow and a pot of gold or something cool. Or just a farm. This looks so loose. My bike just weighs so much. If I get some really loose rocks, they’re just going to slide out of the way and I’m going to have a good tumble. It was kind of pretty though. Once it’s agricultural use, I can’t really stay on it. Could go out on the edge where they’re not actually farming, but You can tell like tractors and stuff come out here pretty frequently. I just don’t want to be somewhere in the way. Is quite peaceful though. Yeah, this is now mud is another issue. I want to stay here. Don’t know if I can. Probably not going to make that. Trying to look at to the right over there. I think it’s just tall grass and then another field kind of thing. Let me just walk up there. I’ll be right back. Don’t fall over in the mud. Where you going? I’m camping somewhere. See if we can find a nice spot. The mosquitoes are out now that there’s a bit of a breeze cuz we’re closed. What are they growing? Could have a snack. Don’t worry, I’m not going to take any farmer’s stuff. Right. Scared some birds. I think we just went to the end there. It switches from actual like whatever they’re growing here agriculturally to just like hay. We’ll probably just post up in the corner of a hay field. I got to push through this mud. Turn off the sound. You don’t want to hear anything. They’re potatoes. Ah, carbs. Perfect. Perfect. We doing motocross. We’re just going to camp at the back of the field here. Out of sight, out of mind. Could tell a truck has driven through here recently based off of the tire impression. So, don’t want to be in the way of anything. 5 amp tractor could be Actually, I could probably ride this. Looks a bit harder here. Oh, well, almost at the end. I try to have only like farms for the most part, but it should be fine back here. I think we just go like around here and we’ll be fine. This is just whatever. Hey Cool. Orb. Praise be the orb. God. Can we smell the farm machines again? Do you think they get the tractor out every day just for funsies? They could that be out, but I don’t think they need the to farm every day. The farming is happening right now as we speak. No machinery required. Just doing its thing. Well, a lot of farmers do just like tractors, you know. So, if I had a tractor, maybe I’d just take her out for a rip just cuz I have one. Just because I can. All right. It’s actually really nice right I’ve got just enough breeze that it’s keeping the mosquitoes down compared to in the woods there, but not so much that’s going to break my broken tent. Can’t camp here. Yeah, you can. Right to Rome, baby. Right to Rome. Public land, private land, doesn’t matter. Everyone’s land. confirm there’s still rules. They’re not growing anything right here. If I was trampling their agricultural product, sure, but I’m not. for those ticks before you get cozy. I haven’t walked through too much. like they they could just be like right here, but it’s more if I was like walking through all that [ __ ] Um I I will still check myself for ticks tonight because it’s good policy now that we’re in tick territory. But I kind of like when I looked at a few spots, I’m like I have to bushwack to do that. And like now I know we’re in tick territory and I’m like I don’t want to go in full bush mode and deal with all that. So anyway, here we are. not interfere with the land owner’s use of the land. Am I interfering? I feel like such an interference. There’s so much going on here and I’m just in the way. Could you say if my tent casts a shadow over this blade of grass here, would that be interfering with the photosynthesis of that plant? You able to get there? Yes, I know I’m fine. I’m not blocking anything. There’s a tractor amount of room to go around me if he wants to get out to this field. You really can’t come up with a way that I’m interfering with anything. There’s even the tractor last one out there and it’s not where my tent is. You’re good. I know I’m good. I’m just confused as to why someone would think I’m not good. I’m so excited to get a new tent. This one is uh hurting. Stay cuz I don’t think this is like an area where they’re going to have problems with like bike tours coming out here and camping on the edge of their field all the time. So I think if anything if the farmer came out here he’d be like, “Hey, where are you from?” Not necessarily, but uh I really don’t think he could have anything worthwhile to complain about. Some people do just complain about everything though, so you never know. But you really have to be trying to complain to complain here. It’s your life’s mission. Okay. Now, currently, so the sun is straight down this way, and so the photosynthesis blocking of my tent is currently only on the farm, like the tractor track kind of situation. So, um, you can’t even say I’m not allowing photosynthesis of the hay grass stuff over here. All right? because I’m only blocking grass right here. And that’s just there’s no product being grown here. Ah, Z packs been through so much together. Nice tense spot. I’m happy. But see, but nothing was even really growing in this little spot here. That’s why I put it here. Really can’t complain. tent. Stop right there, criminal scum. Oh, new line. You violated my grass. Jeez, sounds like I’m doing some weird stuff to the grass. Okay, I need my sleeping pad. It’s kind of nice. Like I can see the highway from here, but it’s like far enough away that it’s just like the ever so slight little background noise. Cuz if I was just off the highway and like the first bit of woods like and just 10 meters into there, you’d get like some solid highway noise. here about snakes. You’re not afraid of those. Apparently, there’s like one venomous snake in Finland. It’s not fatal. So, no. You can see the farmhouse from here. Maybe they’ll come by and say hi. The windmills look good. I should drink them in turbines. Not really even venomous, are they not? I thought someone said there’s some kind of adder or something like that. But yeah, like as far as wildlife is concerned, it’s not bears, it’s not wolves, it’s not snakes, it’s not spiders, it’s not anything. It’s just ticks. Well, mosquitoes are annoying and the parm are intimidating. [Applause] It’s been a consistent thing though, like ever since I’ve been streaming, like especially like the camping content where you’re actually like going out into just a bush somewhere to sleep. Um, people are terrified of the outdoors. The fact that they’re bears do exist and stuff like that is like, oh, apparently a very present thing in people’s mind when they think of being outside or a variety of other things. They just want nothing to do with people. You just leave them alone. They’ll leave you alone. Touch grass. have to be cautious and be prepared for any wild animal. You just really don’t for any wild animal. [ __ ] squirrels. We must prepare for the squirrels. What if they conspire together and attack us in packs? Squirrels can be pretty vicious. What are you going to prepare for the squirrels? Like if you’re going out in bear country, like think about where you’re going to store your food at night. Blah blah blah blah blah. Bring bear spray. Yeah, fine. Here. Are there technically wolves in this part of Finland? Yes. Have they killed anyone in 150 years? No. Do they see humans as a food source? No. Am I like invading their space and they’re going to feel threatened by me when I’m sleeping in my tent? No. Do I need to be concerned about wolves given the circumstances? No. Do I need to like prepare accordingly for the possibility that wolves could exist here? Not really. Think bear spray is illegal here? Maybe you’re just like hiking out in bear country, you can’t get bear. I used to sell bear spray when I worked at an outdoor store in Calgary, Alberta back in 201617. Some people are pretty dumb. Like I’m not smart all the time either. Okay, let’s go through all my stuff. Make sure I got my stuff. Got to brush my teeth. Got to do all the fun stuff. We got toque. Sure. Let’s bring the toque in the tent in case it’s cold. Why not? Get some socks for the morning. Sure, why not? It’s fine. got milk for the morning, too. Wow, I’m so prepared. Think we’re arriving Estonia? Uh, what do we got? Like another 700 600 700 km, something like that. Like in theory, could be like a week or something like that. There’s probably a few things we have to do. Also, my tent is coming to Estonia or not to Estonia, to Helsinki. So, I kind of got to like, say I get to Helsinki and my tent isn’t there. kind of got away from my tent at this point, which kind of sucks. Bears and also avoid people. Exactly. Like you just you don’t really have to worry about it. Don’t make me bike through like a day. Yeah. It’s not particularly thick, is it? Okay, you guys are fine. D3 to the archipelago. Yeah, if it turns out like my tent’s taking longer, then we could probably do the archipelago. They don’t need all this. Although, maybe I want a snack. I will consider this curdled fio plate. I got it like two hours ago. Maybe stupidity that gets people killed or maimed outdoors. Yeah, we’ve talked about this guy past two days. I guess it’s just like a good educational moment cuz it’s objectively just stupid. Um, Italian tourist on motorcycle tour, sees bear in Romania, stops motorcycle like bear with cubs in Romania, stops motorcycle to feed the bear and take pictures with it and selfies with it, gets killed by said bear. Tragic? Yes. Avoidable? Very? Yes. Okay. Do I want any snacks? No. I think I’ll just have uh I just brush my teeth and stuff. I mean there’s a big number of bears I’ve heard. So, haven’t been to Romania myself, though. Salty corn chocolate snacks. You like very country. Salty corn. Oh, corn chocolate. The um Norwegian um what’s it called? Oh, they’re Why can’t I remember their name? Someone will tell me what they are. Smash. Thank you. Now I forget the question. I’m going to brush my teeth. How could I forget smash? Well, I remembered the the treat, but I forgot the name. Oh, hey, Sarah. Let’s see how you brush your teeth. Yeah, you can tell me I’m doing this wrong, too. All right. Good to go. Dental hygiene. Thanks for critiquing my teeth brushing skills. Is in here to hear her uh TTS? I don’t think we actually set that up. We wy was made a sample of your um your AI voice thing just to show it and see how close it was. It was like Sarahesque. Um especially the first one had too much like sass. You wouldn’t sass that hard and that’s what gave it away. Oh, forgot my toothpaste. In Finland, we sleep naked. Every single finish. It’s me. Oh, here we go. Sarah, but not like real Sarah. I’m the AI voice version now, which basically means I can say whatever you want. Want me to narrate your life like a National Geographic documentary? I got you. Want me to confess that you’re right, even when you’re obviously wrong? Sure, why not? I’m programmable now. But let’s be clear, just because I’m an AI doesn’t mean I won’t roast you. You still chew too loud and you still think you’re the funny one. Spoiler, I am. Anyway, have fun with your little voice toy. Try not to make me say anything weird. Actually, who am I kidding? You definitely will. There you go, Sarah. Drink it in. My toothpicks. Okay. What do you think? Is it you? Does it feel like you sound lazier? There definitely was like a certain lethargic tone like she’s just exasperated and just done with it, you know? Ew. What do you mean? Ew. It’s great. Back to sleeping naked. Who here sleeps naked? depending on the conditions. Sometimes I do camping and well at home I pretty much always do when I’m traveling. It depends but on like how cold it’s getting that night and stuff. You want it to be like that. Well, the first one was like very much too much too hard sass. So I think you like slowed it down. Okay. But just cuz this one’s less energetic doesn’t mean lethargic is the there’s nuance. Okay. Nuance. Um I’m going to pee in a bush. Trevor, it’s me, Sarah, but not like real Sarah. I’m the AI version now, which basically means I can say whatever you want. Want me to narrate your life like a National Geographic documentary? I got you. Want me to confess that you’re right, even when you’re obviously wrong. Sure, why not? I’m programmable now. But let’s be clear. Just because I’m an AI doesn’t mean I won’t roast you. You still chew too loud and just the same again. Funny one. Spoiler. We’re just going to have to hear the same thing over and over again. Voice toy. Try not to make anything weird. Actually, who am I kidding? You definitely will. Okay. I can’t handle this. Okay. Actually, I got to pee. So, [Music] Okay, we’re back. Listen up. I don’t want to overhype this, but this kebab, this is the kebab one again. This is a spiritual event. Juicy, crispy, wrapped in a warm little carb blanket from heaven. If taste buds could cry, they’d be sobbing. Honestly, if you’re not thinking about kebab right now, are you even alive? See, the thing is, I got a kebab and it wasn’t wrapped in a little carb blanket. My kebab was on a plate and it had fries. I wanted the kebab rolly rolly kebab or whatever. It’s very disappointing. Uh, I’m going to switch you guys over to this dude. You’re going to hear some wind until I honestly honestly while I’m moving the bike around, I’ll just leave you on the other mic. It’ll just be desynced. You can survive a desync for a few seconds. I’m just going to put the tent alongside this so if the tractor truly does come then I’m not in the way. Yeah. like the color of the bike. Yeah. When I first bought this bike, I wasn’t sure about the color. I was like I thought maybe it was too much. As soon as I got it, saw it in person, I’m like, “Nah, I love this.” So, I’m really happy with it. It’s super beat up now. has tons of chunks of paint messing and stuff like that, but it just gives it character in my opinion. That grab these. I’m about to turn these mics off. So, I’ll switch you guys. You’ll hear some wind. Let’s not leave that open. just second monitor stream, baby. I missed your name. One sec. Okay, that’s covered. Close. Close. Close. Covered in there. Good to go. In we go. Oh. Okay. Solar panel calculations. I was just rotating batteries around to charge them off of the battery charge from solar. It’s not too mosquito. Otherwise, I would try to get in here real quick. Might still get one or two in, but come on. I’m so looking forward to a new tent. Never like this one feature. Okay, story time. Maybe what kind of story you want? Power bank capacity carrying out the s. The solar um now the solar charges a 48vt ebike battery. We don’t use the ebike battery for ebike purposes. We use it to just run everything else. Um, but that 48 volt battery is a 700 watt hour battery, but it’s degraded cuz it sat in a garage normally for 2 years in a non- temperature controlled environment, which is not good for those. Um, so I don’t actually know what the capacity of it is now, but less. And then I got like 500ish watt hour batteries. So in theory it would be like 12,200 watt hours, but in reality it’s less than that. Was Sarah camping tonight? So yeah, out here where it like never gets dark. this. All right. Mask is so important to me. I can actually sleep. Playtime. I just brushed my teeth. So, it’ll be part of my breakfast most likely. Thirst in 10 coming. Yeah, I ordered last night. I was supposed to order it from a Finnish website and there’s one in stock. When I checked and then I had dinner, I came back and it was sold out cuz one of you guys bought it. So, I had to order it from Canada, which means it’ll take forever to get here, probably showed off the big 30 amp hour battery. 30 amp 48 volt 30 amp. Is that is that just the ebike battery stuck in customs for a good week or so? Like I don’t know. Like I think it’s mailed to just someone that Tanya knows in Helsinki. If that’s the case, I might just have to like carry on because I’m not going to just like hang out for a week. I thought maybe they figured out a system that isn’t crap. I don’t know. Was the store thenet? I think it’s faright. They still had the um Thirsten XMID one. What? like the heavy duty version, but like it had like less mesh, more like higher wall inner tent stuff. And I’m like, I’m going to be in like a lot of warm places and I don’t want the winter version of this. Okay. Um, so anyway, I didn’t realize that customs could be a pain in the ass. I thought that would be simple. is I just went off their website and it’s like two days handling time or like processing time and then 3 to six days shipping. So I was hoping, you know, as little as 5 days. So much of this tent is dying. Every time I’m in here, I’m just like, it’s falling apart, cold during night. This uh sleeping quilt is like rated to – 8 Celsius. Sleeping bag ratings are weird. Like they’re not an exact science at all, but like that’s just to show you it’s overkill. We’re expecting like I don’t know. It’s going to be like 10 degrees overnight. Overnight low 10. Yeah. So we’re in overkill territory. Message where you need to pay the import cost and they will release it after you’ve paid. Okay. Yeah. I wish I just had realized this tent wasn’t going to survive beforehand and bought this tent when I was in Canada because it’s from Canada. Anyway, it’s 10:00. Probably find someone to raid and do the thing. been cheaper after import tax to what? Oh, Hillberg. No, it’s still cheaper than the Finnish company was selling it for because what was it? I forgot how much more because the tent itself is actually a pretty good deal. I forget all my numbers. But like even at the price in Canada, if you add like the 25% VAT, I’m like, it’s still substantially cheaper to order from the Canadian website. Sorry, I’m checking something out. What is this? Looks like a a new IRL streamer. know about. Yeah, sure. Sure. New IRL streamer. Okay. Looks a little shaky cam, but that’s just aesthetic. I even like that sometimes for hitchhiking. It looks better that way, you know. Cool. All right. So, that’s the end of Oh, we hit day 20, I think. Yeah, there are miscues. Bye-bye. Um, end day 20. What was our actual final distance today? Started. It takes a while. Um, but no, it was a good day. Uh, started in the sun. We had cloud for the middle bit. It was a bit windy today. When we’re going west, we’re getting good crosswind, but when we’re going south, we had a little bit of an assist. 125.2. Not bad. All right. So, we got a fun activity tomorrow at 1 p.m. local time Finland. Uh Sonia’s going to like I don’t know, do a mega zipline and like drop me or something like that. Anyway, I got to figure out how to film that. But, um that’s tomorrow’s problem because I’m sleepy. So, anyway, that should be exciting. I think we got like 40ish kilometers to get there by 1 or something. So, it should be fun. Um so, I’m looking forward to tomorrow. Hopefully the weather’s good. And then I think from there we head inland. So we’ll get off the coast and we’ll see some more lakey stuff. I think I think I think I think. Um but yeah, in the meantime go side at Carlos stop who’s walking somewhere. 88 degrees feels like 99. That sounds like American units. All right. Probably in America. But anyway, I’m gonna sleep next to this farmer’s field, which I’m allowed to do. because right to Rome. Um but yeah, I’ll see you tomorrow morning live from this farmer’s field. The edge of the farmer’s field. Thanks for watching. Good night everyone. Bye. That was a great outro.
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