On today’s episode of Hartlepool to Hastings, we reflect on the absolute luxury of spending the night in what can only be described as a 5-star warehouse.
Naturally, with rested legs and slightly less rage, we use our morning calm to rant about Google sending us down fake farm roads in earlier episodes.
It said “road”. It meant “tractor trench.”
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morning [Applause] [Music] we’ve done a few mile already we need to hit around about 70ish today but we had a nice night in an insulated shed last night
warehouse
warehouse it wasn’t a It wasn’t a shed was it i was very modest of the gentleman they looked after us woke us up this morning and invited us into their home with a a bacon sne very posh bread uh and I had a cup of tea which I haven’t had in 4 days and it was bloody lovely uh we had a jolly good chat with them set off much later than we should have but we’ve got a few miles under our belt now we’re going to hit 70 and hopefully get back on track but we are
ghost
yeah I think that’s the word goo absolutely shot
i have I have got another word in mind that I’d like to use but
I mean you can use it if you want no
no okay
it begins with a
He’s flabbergasted absolutely
people’s generosity yeah thank you for donating we had more donations we had one at 1:00 in the morning this morning you know someone donated a tener at 1:00 in the morning fantastic
don’t look now you’re making a video
god it’s like kid with a shiny thing honest to God 70 mile we’re going to hit it today we’re going to smash it tell your friends Nana’s hamster that we’re still going and tell them to donate
what
jump off the wheel yeah oh the hamsters on the
hamsters
right okay i prefer putting in the balls cuter anyway
anything to do with
Oh you shut up [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] heat [Music] heat [Applause] [Music] warning warning this is the reason this trip compared to the coast to coast is an absolute What’ you bleep that for why’d you bleep that cuz I said bleeped it again it’s bleeped it again it’s bleeped it again can’t say I can’t say swear words on this YouTube channel anyway
bleep no that wasn’t a real bleep was it James that was a preemptive bleep
preemptive bleep can’t
say I’m about to bleep cuz I’m sick of this this is where we come from that’s where we’re going doesn’t that seem nice and simple doesn’t it look at that look at the tie wrap on this class but to get to point B you don’t have to go over four fields and up a turkeyy’s ass it is lifting at times what did the farmer say to us this morning about Amazon
yeah said Amazon drivers get stuck on their fields because Google puts them through the fields as if it’s a real main road when it’s not hence why we get stuck in these fields climbing over gates and it’s an absolute pain in the ass if it was as simple as let’s just go down that road keep going one two three four five I don’t know six tree on the right we’ll go and camp behind there tonight it’s not
it’s absolutely not
news is we are making some miles up this morning
yeah we are making miles up this morning because of these roads this road is absolutely fantastic but I fancied a rant uh I warned James I was going to rant and now this is my rant would you like to add to the rant
i’ve not yet had my rampant but when I have my rant it will be a lot of bleeps a lot of bleeps yeah it’s coming ah
hello update we haven’t done much today because we’ve been absolutely pelting this we’re on the outskirts of Cambridge in the countryside somewhere and tomorrow we should be on the outskirts of Landon that’s basically this there’s not much to say we’re going to bed down for the night uh in here once it goes dark uh cuz there’s a road we’re absolutely shattered again tomorrow should be fun more of a cycle route really let’s hope um
we have had lots of flat road today though
yeah we have had lots of flat we’ve been blessed with some flat road today thank god no farmers field for us tonight no strangers house we’re back to doing what we do terrible wild camping
wild camping [Music] [Applause] [Music]