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In this video I head to Haven’s Cala Gran resort in Fleetwood (Blackpool, UK). Did you think it was worth the price? We selected the cheapest Haven park on offer for these dates, and it landed us just a short drive away from main Blackpool.
We got a very spacious, 3 bedroom caravan with 2 bathrooms as well, private parking and close to the main attractions. We enjoyed on site restaurants, food, drinks, entertainment, amusements, mini golf, swimming and shopping. They also offer facilities such as football, splash zone, go karting, cycling and more. Despite a few cleanliness flaws including mould, dirt, dust, cobwebs and other unidentified marks and stains, we thought it was a great trip away for the price. As well as benefiting from cheap food prices in the restaurant.
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hello welcome to Haven so bit of a different video so Haven in Fleetwood it’s called caligan wait for four nights let’s take a look inside so this is our behind me number 260 so I put a little clip on screen but as you saw it was bit of a weird entrance so the checking basically we went to reception and they just told us your cabin is sealed shut with a bit of tape and your keys are inside so I guess they just trust people not to break in let’s go to Vlog right this is your entrance walk in straight in front of you got toilets which to to be fair for the price you paid which I’ll tell you at the end this shower this toilet is massive smells like one’s been in the show very recently but it is clean to be fair yeah pretty spotless nice big mirror in front some pretty random looking shelves oh that doesn’t sound safe does it little tap here which is a interesting shape sorry that’s the floor so freaky the to straight away he’s got Too Faced on and it’s rubbing straight off not great but it functions interestingly enough it does include toilet paper which all the Caravans have been to in the past did not so that’s good pretty basic feels like you’re in some kind of mental hospital but I don’t know that’s just Caravans isn’t it what the hell is that what is that I don’t think that’s supposed to it let’s keep moving around okay over see your left mop and the boiler okay door number one this is your first bedroom so this is a twin room as per usual with Caravans reasonably condensed this one is surprisingly large though honestly from the WID from this side straight through to the actual front door it’s actually quite a large car in comparison but yeah two twin beds straight away there’s hairs that’s not great is it cup dangling right above for your clothes you’re not getting much in there but that’s all right and then whatever the H that is heating I don’t know we’ll just go and turn it off cuz it’s absolutely boiling basic but again it’s a caravan does a job got your bed in two single beds that’s it next door surprisingly another toilet exact same toilet in the sink no Sher in this one and no toilet paper next one’s straight on view out the other side and again identical bed number one bed number two just twins again and you know barely enough room to step in here but again it is a carav and then loads of hangers in there I mean you can literally see how small this space is is here squeezing out okay walking in to the final room you’ve got the double room the master bedroom we shall call it so definitely more space in this one nice big mirror and then you got quite a few cupboard spaces as well if I can squeeze around again no room triple wardrobe pretty big space loads of space in there and a pretty tight squeeze down the side matching on the other side but again the bed is pretty large honestly loving the Shelf details on the wall little corner storages an knowingly there’s only one plug socket in here and it’s only on one side that’s really annoying oh know you do have another one here but kind of useless just a reference of the size in here not bad honestly I’m quite impressed what we booked was the sa Caravan so that was literally the cheapest option you can get and the total price we paid for this Caravan for four nights bear in mind it’s a caravan there’s no food there’s no drinks at all inclusive top press pit was £ 245 four nights we’re currently in the beginning of July so the weather’s hot good time of year to come £245 for four nights is not bad at all so coming straight from the bedrooms here as you’ve just seen your front door there walking in you have a very generous sized kitchen again you can literally see the size of the Caravan straight over it’s pretty massive Little Toaster microwave that’s looking very clean oh God H absolutely stinks so that’s someone’s just made like a curry and that it stinks fridge in here ignore the beers I rung them plenty of coverbed space we’ve got all your Basics you know bread knife and this could be just all your basic frying pan pots coule pots Pyrex dish another pirx and then one random Pine glass and a wine glass at the back there and I didn’t noce this straightway cuz I tried to open the blinds so that one goes down but then when you pull it up stops there pretty useless couple extra cups here which again basics in couple of ones on top as well two mugs and a glass plenty of plates and balls two random mugs in there as well I don’t even particularly know that is to be fair is it like an egg glass and whatever the hell these things are there like junk being left behind I’m going to put them in my bin because my one-year-old son is here and if he swallows them not good speaking of which where the hell’s it been okay moving on to the other side extra little work surface here some more random mugs I don’t know who place in these some more random glasses here which are looking I don’t honestly I don’t know where the camera shows it pretty filthy you I’m quite strange when it comes to things like this I hate using I I get away with it at a restaurant when using coluty that loads of people have used because I know they’re generally pretty thoroughly cleaned when it comes to things like Caravans I can straight away look and see that’s filthy just makes me feel funny and I’ll basically wash anything I use pop you back on there and we’ll keep moving around so this is where extractor fan on top honestly that it’s an absolute mess I don’t want to break it before I get a video there lit just a cobweb going across this little section here like dust webs honestly disappointing very disappointing right above me food as well you know cooking and pots and pans and don’t get wrong this is spotless but I just don’t want heaps of dust above where I’m cooking down here you got some storage nothing in there oven nothing too exciting beautiful little Lounge room now if you book this and you had like one person there one there one there six people in the bedroom you could e got like nine at a very tight squeeze 10 people in here you know I mean you and your mates come 24 quid each for four nights not at all so yeah big Lounge area here cool little table little seating area more of those little shelves on the wall fireplace which would definitely not going to be using TV little foot stool and then another big seating area okay that’s Caravan so that’s the to of the Caravan they’re just that’s it it’s quick nice and easy for the most part it’s clean you’ve got the things like the glasses and then the uh extractor fan on top of the stove on top of the oven basic stuff that should definitely be clean but other than that generally it’s spoess there is is one thing that since we’ve arrived in the carav we’ve been here now for about half an hour we’ve head out which I didn’t mention cuz I forgot cuz the smell was gone but in the smaller bathroom where the shower wasn’t in um the strongest smell of weed marijuana I’ve ever smelt it was such a strong smell it was like someone it’s like the cleaners had just done it 2 hours ago very strong smell of weed in there and then also in general around the uh actual Caravan as you walked in a really strong smell of cigarettes as well so obviously we’ve got a one-year-old son here I don’t want breathing that in so we’ve a it out quite well and it’s basically gone but you’re disappointing cuz there is literally a sticker over there saying any smoking as such and it would be a 200 fine so to walk in and instantly be hit with weed and tobacco disappointing okay so this video does not end here that’s the end of the tour that’s the end of the Caravan um sorry I was stepping out from that table though I wasn’t being weird so that’s the end of the Caravan tour but I’m going to continue this we are here for four nights I’m going to a bit of our experience so let’s go let’s begin I was the least enjoyable part of the Caravan holidays unpacking the car if it was just me I think i’ have had like one bag but when you’ve got a child you have to bring half of the house okay good morning so day two today I’m going to go in here in between the Caravans just so it’s not as windy hopefully but yeah days two slept amazing last night the beds so unbelievably comfy so I’m pretty happy with that so we do have some plans today it’s not just a turn up in random day today we have first of all swimming which bear in mind I am at a kids Resort this is Haven it’s for kids and families so taking my camera into a swimming pool is probably not the wisest idea so I’ll show you what I can around there but there won’t be any of actual swimming and then second of those mini golf which I’ll definitely show you some of bought first I think we’re going to go get breakfast as you can see I’m a huge thick coat cuz it’s freezing I put a picture on screen of what this guy looked like last night and now we’re gray and raining welcome to the UK we have checked for some reason the place on site to get food and meals in the actual restaurant doesn’t open till 11:30 a.m. I mean we’re in a family kids park I don’t know why it’d open so late so there’s a McDonald’s about 10 minutes down the road let’s go there well we don’t need any sunglasses today got I get two double sausage and EG muffin meal and then just a little bottle of milk in a bottle of milk oh yeah you’re right it’s not as greasy as that Al it’s got dry they will just eat anything won’t they got one egg for you [Music] please take your shopping yeah sorry just it being the bloody hurricane be careful don’t tell them what you want to do he’s the one driving down the one way we went swim before for obvious reasons I can’t film in there I’m at a family kids park so the weather has gotten even worse the rain’s on and off non-stop so we’ve canceled the mini golf and we’ve moved that to tomorrow holy it’s expensive in here 325 for Pringles got bottles of Coke down there for £375 all right got the as £355 for a tery chocolate orange I did not buy that F I even look even look [Applause] oh my you [Music] oh God on my seek you going be in the video it big portion is it Place half a good some ketchup got ketchups for babies this picture is like a kids hot dog all right food has been scrubed you are I’m just normally talking to the camera [Music] [Music] [Music] he luxury this just the outdoor section this is the mini golf which you be doing when the weather gets better and the football pitch so been mus it’s been to get some food as you’ve seen just now we’re going to chill and I’m going to go some drinks soone just no is this switch on the wall music system anyway music system switch on the wall and then this here but unfortunately we don’t have an orc SK and I don’t think it’s Bluetooth because we were looking before wondering what these were yes so two of these on the ceiling so it’s literally a built-in music system the fun of a caravan holiday as casat Bingo is considered a form of gambling all players must be over the age of 18 rules now looking for one line and your first number is 10 number 10 three on its own number three two more I needed two more diso right the end of day two I feel like it was a bit patchy today I didn’t really speak too much tomorrow we going to be going to a pet and Zoo Farm par just across the road and I’ll stay there as well morning day three yeah weather’s still not great as you can see I’m going to go weather spoons in clev now about a 5e drive away get some breakfast and now we’re actually going to the Peto today establishing sh Show we’re exiting Haven make it easy for us please yes scch on his hand just a little gr you want you [Music] [Music] see how we drama kids breakfast 449 and a baby breakfast B okay breakfast done $5.99 for eat breakfast is very cheap I think it was very good now we’re going to f my pass let’s go [Applause] this caran blood what a life eh what a life imine being here like 3 in the morning creepy yourself you what’s that film called Night at the Museum me come and start going gone on all the tractors and piss it at this creepy bastard right let’s go see some animals oh my God that’s proba [Applause] the oh are you you’re fat aren you not going to pet you cuz you might M me hello oh are you going to bite me or are you okay hello are you safe oh oh God you scared me oh there you go you are safe he safe yeah okay you’re not going to attack me are you I was thinking why they being so nice but real cuz they want food that’s why oh oh oh oh there you go on see there we go oh you’re lovely aren’t you no care oh no bit me finger I’m going to have to feed your children as well oh look at the little baby come here you have a couple you have a little baby let give you let give your children some there you go there you go oh oh give your kids some I don’t know if I’m being stupid the kids like have milk off her or what yeah the kids trying to get oh okay okay see the kids don’t need any of these pillow I’m just ABS on video oh Jesus look at this guy over there I’m just going to leave the prime there for a second oh my God he’s terrifying oh hello are you guys safe don’t bite me fingers off don’t oh God you bit me yeah it just nibble my finger a bit all right let me get your friend some there you go the size of this let me get you some try to get you some there you go there we go see lovely is he look at that sorry my son’s here I’m not talking to you guys like that isn’t he lovely oh you’re terrifying at the same time but oh God oh God oh God oh God he’s bit my coat he just bit my goat can you pet a donkey you canet you just can’t feed him oh I’m sorry we’re not allowed to feed you right [Applause] blood was a peacock in there hello oh you’re a scary one aren’t you you yeah I got close to it shouting at me myself it’s Miser weather let’s see if weti to go outside it’s too dark I can’t see look oh my God they’re actually coming out there you go look got some pets for you oh they’re are they’re are they’re are oh there you go Crush you take oh Christ am they’re all there you go one at a time one at a time there we go yeah it was worth it it was worth coming out in the rain was it F you there you go your turn all the other white ones a bit valent yeah they might be racist head button the black I don’t think I’ll give you in bloody I’ll give them a minute let your friend have some I love how they live together it’s like free for all when the food comes out it’s every man for himself you now oh my God my fingers went right in his mouth there you go that’s you that’s all I’ve got just B you can’t follow me don’t follow me I’ve got nothing left I’ve only got a wrapper go back inside he’s going to get pissed W through all right good they stop fallowing they’ve even got like a full-fledged kids area so this is like a soft like a bouncy castle type thing I really want to go on there but probably best not I’m 25 years old cool little slide here like a little dragon on so the camera’s not doing Justice for how big that thing is that’s got to be like 15t tall at least climbing frames tires in the ground for some reason little tunnels and then some swings over at the back impressed by way it was £9 per adult and £8 for over a one-year-old but you’re a social one aren’t you hello can you put AIG on it I mean I feel like they wouldn’t put put it next to a kids play area if it bit hello oh God I’m scared can I pet you you are now oh what you are you’re nice we reach for easier sniff me a bit no no you don’t care to you there you go oh my God it’s soaking wet Jesus yeah we got too far away now I can’t reach you let’s be honest every adult on the planet wants to do this just we’re too scared to oh H fell off right mini golf time you ready to get sm in a Yol come [Music] on excuse my terrible hand around but run too [Music] that’s cuz I was old this beautiful smashed absolutely smashed okay that’s it that is the end of our Haven trip so it’s currently our last night tonight I’m going to put the camera away and just spend the last night not carrying it about not trying to film stuff otherwise it’s just going to start getting repetitive hope you enjoyed this video if you did thank you so much for watching to the end and yeah I’ll see you in the next one Goodbye Oh if you haven’t already hit subscribe leave a like and comment where should go next thank you
39 Comments
Hi mate good caravan for the price for July …. Is that your girlfriend with U then
I've had many caravan holidays there at Cala gran the caravans good and decent size lounge and bedrooms. Great video Curt
IN ALL FAIRNESS I WOULD RATHER BOOK A CARAVAN WHEN IN BLACKPOOL RATHER THAN SOME OF THESE HIDEOUS HOTEL ROOMS THAT YOU HAVE VISITED.
Not bad value for that caravan and cleaner than them b&bs 🍻
Keep the videos, coming mate one of my new favourite creators on here
Hey i Work There doing caravan Cleaning And I made sure everything was Pristine Clean All that dust was disgusting hope you had a good stay
6 pound all u can eat is a great deal
I have many happy memories of rainy caravan holidays in the lake District when the children were young. All good fun xxx
I'm glad its not just me that gets funny about using cutlery, glasses and cups in hotels and I actually take my towels etc not necessarily because they're not clean its just habit using my own.
I used to go here a kid 28-30 years ago wow
So why put blackpool 😂😂😂😂 its in Fleetwood hahah it's like saying welcome to blackpool and the videos in Lytham 😂😂😂
Sorry but i wouldn't like to stay in a caravan where 9 bloody louts have stayed for 4 nights myself..🤮🤮
When holidaying anywhere in Britain, always take a wet suit!
Personally I dnt mind the odd stray pubic hair
Morning curt and family ☕️you came up on my recommended page so here I am. Great vlog 👍 just subbed x
Did you pluck a pube off the bed?
Martonmere may be a better option
Good vlog 👍
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I'm from Bradford, but lived in Fleetwood for about 8 year. A mate of mine lived I a caravan on that site for about 8 month of the year. I do love Farmer Parrs tho. Think I enjoyed I more than the kids. Wonder if let's changed lol. There's a museum in Fleetwood, on dock Street. Its like a boat museum. Tbh quite interesting
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We been to haven twice one in Weymouth and Cornwall which was nice and cheap when kids were 1-2 years old . New to your channel . My hubby love your dust test we went to hotel dine a review he does the same . Love your channel new subscriber . Michelle
We paid £60 in June for 4 nights in a bronze
I like Cala gran in Fleetwood
Sun…in july…in fleetwood..what exact hour in july was this….😀
We stayed in Marton Mere in 2022. What a frigging dump. Caravan was filthy and the police were never away from the park. Never again.
Jut paid £47 for 4 nights saver caravan , beginning of September, can't get 1 night in hotel for that , point clear clacton😊😊😊
Moaning with Curt. Only joking It was a good video of the caravan and site but cheer up mate you were on holiday. 😂
I have to take my partner a cup/plate glass knife and fork etc , we booked a haven Primrose valley not long ago was £235, when football final was on we had a saver and it did have a pet smell but suprisingly there was no no smoking sign in it, i think someone had. Anyway we liked it so much booked again for September ( saver) got it for £75 for 4 nights. it has a weatherspoons and a lakeside bar so withought having to go in the entertainment venue is good Also had a coop shop that did bacon / sausage buttys on a morning too
We just got back from haggerston castle and we had bed bugs
Im interseted to see this one as NOT stayed at Cala gran since being a kid in the 80s ! I now live down Bristol and not stepped foot in a haven park for yrs BUT for my birthday we went to haven burnham on sea for a weekend fri to mon morning it cost us £350 for a gold standard caravan …i think we were lucky as the one we stayed in was only about a yr old as they changed some of the park (were we were used to be the buget and bronze caravans and they re did that whole area with gold ones and re did the roads etc! would i stay again at a haven?
possibly it was ok for the price as it slept 8 but only 3 of us so if we had 8 people and split the cost its a bargain you also got passes into the entertainment rooms towels and bedding! (the down side was in the main resturante they ran out of stuff even sausages im mean come on thats a staple part of a cooked english …they also had no steak so a mixed grill ..also cause of the suasages was not avialable that was a poor show in my opinion! Also my partner who booked it (surprised he did as he always said he wouldn't do a caravan or camipn hoilday/ break in our pAST 19 YRS WE ONLY EEVR DID A CRUIS HOLIDAY!) could not get the haven app to download to his phone and reception staff while nice and polite were not much help ..when we checked in didnt give us any info just told us were the caravan was and directions that was it!
…BUT from what i can gather each Haven park is diffrent (AS IN THE SAVER UP TO THE PLATINUM Caravans) …aparently each Haven park is different and its left to the area managment on what they class each parks caravans at saver to platimum ……i found out a 44 min drive further down from Burnham ( of you tube vids) to Doniford Bay Holiday Park a guy rented a gold caravan same as us and it was a lot more like a PLATINUM ! …MIND YOU IT IS A SMALLER PARK so not as many facilities as burnham so i guess they try to make up for it in the accomidation! as FOR YOUR COMMENT about toilet paper yes they do supply it BUT only the one roll that was in the main bathroom / shower! our gold caravan had an ensuite toilet and sink in the main bedroom …no toilet paper in there we had to go buy stuff from the camp site shop! TBH IF YOU EVER GET DOWN THE SOUTH WEST I WOULD RECOMEND THE HAVEN BURNAHAM on SEA FOR ITS FACILITES IF YOU HAVE KIDS OBV you do! …Plenty going on for families with kids all day ..big arcade outdoor and indoor pool with stuff giong on , and plenty of outdoor activities too for them , along with for the adults an outside bar IF the weather is fine, outdoor stage too that has stuff on for the kids as in shows AND sometimes like when we stayed theEuros were on so it was shown on the big screen on the outdoor stage as well as indoors in the mash and barrel resturant! …evening entertianment was also good a pretty big venue at burnham tbh with you! ALSO the mash and barrel at burnham opend early for breakfasts and did i kids one with the haven characters from 9am
Only asking as the gold is worth it if you visit again ( obv depending on cost and the haven park as they calls stuff diferently park to park as mentioned above) at burnham a gold was 3 bedrooms , a pull out sofa bed, 2 bathrooms 1 with shower, a prety good ktichen with dishwasher, built in microwave, plenty of storage in the kitchen , a full lenght fridge freezer , an island in the middle / breakfast bar with a few stools, a dining table with 4 chairs, seatee and to chairs plus some stools, and then patio doors leading out to a deck that wrapped around from the side door to the front with a table and 6 chairs to eat out in the sun ….if you mved them around you could also fit a sun lounger on the deking if you brought one with you! IF you decide to visit Burnham park i would recomend ( as i think you can pick where you want to be as an extra charge ) holly way thats where we stayed …its a short walk from al the amenties in the park (around 3 to 5 min if that) and also a short walk to the seafront (but better walknig th 10 mins in to burham as the beach where the park is is pretty rubish as in the estuary for a river so not much sand !
sorry Curt for the long comment lol Just wanted to let you know WHAT my experience was at the Burnham park in a gold caravan! i tend to do that sometimes! anyhow i have subbed to your channel mate!
That's a standard van I always went gold it cost more but you get a much better van
looking verry posh there
What’s for adults ?
Every haven site stuff is just for kids
Never feed the gulls.
Stop swearing there's kids about
I loved berwick
We had are own Caravan on Ash Drive. It was my grandmothers with a tall pitched roof. An Eight birth comprising of double bedroom, two bunk style singles with windows that screw open at head level which was wonderful for cooling down at night. Diner table dropped to a double bed and 2-3 single up front beds that could be made up in seconds. It was initially bought for my grandmothers daughter who had MS, it therefore had ample open space inside for a wheelchair with large bay window. We had a toilet cubicle and shower cubicle later installed but before that there was a large shower block that everyone used. I think if I ever had a caravan commissioned it would have to be an updated modelled of this caravan.
It had so much charm and everyone who came inside said they loved the layout especially the kitchenette are. I miss it so much but I have many photos for happiest memories. The Carla Gran was active all day and evenings with swimming pool, afternoon bowling and activities and evening entertainments. I went there every yr growing up over the 6 week school holidays periods. There was bicycle rides for singles and doubles to hire out and outings into Blackpool ect. I also loved the Spar minimart and they had a wonderful chippy with fantastic Cod and Haddock always available. Can't top that.
There was a large arcade area for penny slots and and games galore. They had 4 Old OXO machines and me and my cousin worked out how to defeat them. We would carefully time when we hit £1 jackpot as it flashed from 10p-80p then it would change from 90p,-10p-£1,-90p,..and back down again. We could time the exact second it flashed jackpot ensuring we always scooped jackpot.
This was quite clever for a couple of 8yr olds to do but we didn't recon they would get suspicious as we emptied the machines out of cash one by one.
The next time we came to use the machines two of them were unplugged so we plugged them in and got even more money out. We came back the next day and found they had put notices on 3 of them saying Out Of Order. We then played them again and took all the remaining money. We refused to give it back and the fat bald man told us we were barred from the arcade rooms. We told our grandmother and she got angry at them. We were allowed to use the arcades again but the OXO machines were moved to a central pillar and taped together Out Of Use. I think we won about £100 in total which was a lot of spending money for the early 1980s. I recon we prolly spent most of that on Star Wars, Pole Position and a motorbike jumping game…lol
Do they supply irons?