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Moi Moi TV – Poland World Cup Practice Day

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No waterproof kit required. No, we’ve got the plastic bags. Garbage bag girl. Thumbs up. All right, people. It is a diabolical day out there. Gary the weatherman unfortunately predicted correctly. Always on the phone. Guy has an incoming call. Team manager. Team manager. Oh [ __ ] he’s in trouble. We got the full YT wet weather pants, jacket combo. Show us your flares. Big kiss. You cowboy flares just in case it starts to get a bit hot out there, which I highly doubt today. You can play that swing off the ball, boy. You going to be swinging off the ball? Actually, it was sick because I had my shoes on already and I could just chuck the pants over like step in them with the shoes on. So, that was pretty handy. Yes. So, it is a necessary feature for a rain pan. All right. Next up, I got the Fox waterproof socks. Should be keeping my feet warm. We running the waterproof gloves, bro. I’m fully waterproofed out. Might as well just brought the wet suit. My skin though is waterproof. We’ve got Rub Shreds back on the program. Oh, yeah. I was just swapping the old lid out for a protective. What a day to be back into it, mate. I know. You keen or? Yeah, like riding bikes is pretty sick either way. As long as Big Chris doesn’t break anything, then we’ll be all good. Hey, just like another day of laughing in the UK, though, so he’s used to it. Just spoke to Mr. Ed. He reckons Chicken Joe’s done wombat gap. I can confirm he’s never hit the wombat gap, just for everyone out there wondering. backpack lift pass. We’re allowed one lift. I’ve already got one from yesterday. This will be the life saving hack. Yeah, that’s actually a pretty hectic hack, bro. Lensless. Hectic. Yeah. What do you What do you need a lens for today? We don’t, dude. Just to keep the helmet position nice. Maybe a bit of extra protection. Look, you’ve got that extra bit there, bro, where the mud if it’s flicking up. And you’ll be stoked that we got goggles on and we don’t look like complete goobers. I love it. Or I’ve also got a difference to the back gear. Yeah, true. Bit of pop. We’ve also got the peak extender. I don’t know if you can see that on there. Fox coming through, bro. On the GoPro. I don’t know. Oh, maybe Fox has come through with all the wet weather gear for a breather. Make this day out a bit more enjoyable. The one guy of Spongebob. Spongebob. There’s one guy with the big gloves. Not Squidward. No. No. I think in one episode there is Patrick in like a costume and he has the green gloves on. I feel like that. Yeah. I can’t imagine. Oh, this is not going to work. Come on. You got wet before. You got to have a dry hand. Oh, no. You can’t put it. No, it’s not. Bro, that does not fit like a glove. No, Morgan. Sher. Shaer, bro. bike park stuff will be stay hard. Just stay hard. Yeah. Yeah. It’s like concrete. Yeah. Maybe some of those ones out the back will get soft and could warrant spikes. But this stuff dry tire rain hail or shine baby. The first evidence of the snow. Wow, that’s mad. Yeah, like I know you. Hey, cut out of that. Scram. You’re running a hot pace up front, Dia. Huh? You’re running a hot pace on the liaison. Vulg gas. No, no vas. No good gas. It’s a winter wonderland. It’s actually quite nice, eh? 5 days ago now. Yeah, bro. What’s going on? This is outrageous. What do you love about Enduro, Jack? Not this. No. Positive. Positive. This is sick, bro. It actually is quite peaceful. But my hands feel like they’re about to drop off, so it’s hard to take it all in. Have you learned any Polish since you got here? Uh, yeah. Jinky. Yeah. Been trying to read some of the signs, but some pretty outrageous words getting around day. Gnarly language, dude. Where are we? What’s going on this week? Poland round two. Trying to survive the blizzard for practice day. Bro, 9 to5 in this is going to be gnarly. And I’m running on a zero faf policy today. I’ve already made it known. So, I’m dropping in. Okay. Hell yeah. All righty. You two send it when you’re ready. Yeah. And I’m just going to start pedling back up. These will catch me. I’m a bit Okay. No worries. Slower on the climb. Dunker Commando pants man. He’s back. We’re into stage one. Oh my gosh. Light feels surprisingly good. Oh my eyes. Why? Heat. Oh, dude. This is quite hectic. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Wow. Yeah. Coming. Thank you. Oh, heat, heat. Heat. Heat. out. Oh, what is this? Right. Tape over the trap. Watch out, squirrel. Oh my gosh. [ __ ] How sick was that? So sick, dude. Deadly. That was pretty sick. That was I need some of that froth. Hey, give me some of that froth. You don’t like make a snowman at the top. Pardon? Make a snowman at the top. No. Yeah, that’s where I went wrong. I can’t even undo my helmet buckle. My fingers are out. No, now it’s better. But when I finish this table, I felt like it’s rocks. Luckily, I’m on the climb to the next one. I’m not hanging around to sit in freezing gear any longer than I have to. How was it, bro? Riding the river. I got so much water in my my socks down here. Yeah, same, dude. I’ve got the waterproof socks on, but it still feels like I’m all wet. Yeah, just squaltching around in my shoes. It’s soggy. And there’s snow at the top, which I wasn’t expecting. So, same. It’s pretty cool, but as soon as you drop in, you’re just soaked. So, yeah, we’re in for a long one today. We are in for the long haul. The long cold haul. Yeah. Oh, boy. Boy. This is another day at home for you, eh? Yeah, pretty much. This is next level gnarly for an Aussie breather, dude. I can’t imagine. Feet are ice blocks. Hands are ice blocks. All right, hit it. Is that flashing? Yep. Yeah, brav. Stage four. As always, we’re practicing in a pretty wacky order. Oh, what a [ __ ] Man, I can’t even really see where I’m going. My eyeballs are frozen. Oh [ __ ] Come on brakes. I am not loving this. Oh, that’s what I crashed last year. Draw up pods. Anyone out there invented grip warmers? They would be amazing right now. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Holy [ __ ] Banging back a couple gels and then heading over to the gond. Hitting number two. Pedling up. Hitting number three. No. Pedling up and hitting Number. Yeah. Number three. How was that? I don’t know. Like survival. [ __ ] What do you got there, dude? Fagotinis. Major pain. Just getting deep into the fagotinis without me. What the hell, bro? No. You save them. I got gels. I’ll run one of those bananas when we get to the lift. All right, let’s sand, boy. Thank you for your help. We need a set of those, man. They’re hectic. Keep the feet warm. Yeah, you can buy it in Decathon, I’m sure. Here. Yeah, right. I need it. My feet are ice blocks. All right. Cheers, bro. Cheers. See you, Penny. How long can you go before you get frostbite in your toes? 3 minutes. Oh, I think a while. You’ll be okay. Dude, I am in the hurt box. I thought all my ice bath training would have prepared me for this. Apparently not. You can stay out of it um winter if you want. I think I’ll just retire. burned through a bit of snow, dude. Whiz with a view. Oh, I can’t even see my piece. I don’t even know if I have one anymore. Hell, I’ve got water in every crevice of my body. I’m swapping these gloves out. I got a set of another set of waterproofs in Major Payne’s pack cuz I don’t even think I could hang on to the horse in this current state. Fingers are not working. Can’t get in. My hands don’t work. Snow rider. Oh, dude. Big rock just slipped up into my ice block foot. What are the chances? Wowzers. Hey, dude. Your team. Team. Okay. Yeah, it’s all good. Okay. Quite the job you’ve got. Standing up here. I just need to check you up. You can’t go uh twice. You can go only once. Yeah. Yeah. I need to check it. But you got unlucky with your position. Yeah, it’s not like What temperature do you reckon? Uh, I think it’s like three or two. Three. Two or three. Oh, yeah. Jeez. So, like a drink right there, you know. I sit here a lot. That’s what I’ve got here. I’m doing star. That looks cold and lonely. Yeah. You need one of the jackets with the battery. No, I don’t. It’ll be good to keep you warm. You know, the heater electric jacket. No, I don’t have I only have uh normal. No. All right, we dropping. We’re dropping. Well, you have fun up here. Yeah. Good luck. Good luck. Oh, hey. All right. I don’t have the gears. Oh, there we go. They come just when I need it, dude. Let’s hit it, Major. Oh, bit of a soft patch. Oh, I got to go out there, dude. I think I got to go inside there. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. I know. Oh, gnarly wet route. This is actually cool to not feel my hands. far out. They’re like bricks. Heat. Heat. Oh, dude man. My thumbs don’t work to change the control. Oh. Oh, I can’t get my foot back in. I got no control of my body. Oh, there’s a fish. Y, dude. Oh, dude. How’s your hands after that one? Oh, I can’t like it. That’s [ __ ] I just worried I was going to blow him off. I can’t use my dropper. I can’t change gears. Insane. Have you got the mouth thing going on too? What’s that? It’s like hard to tell. No, me mouth still working. Oh my gosh. I need to hit up slab for some tips. Dude, far out. We got it too good in Oz. You could go out on the worst worst worst worst day in winter and it wouldn’t be this cold. No, that was that was honestly bad conditions to ride in though. Like the first stages we did weren’t anywhere near that. Yeah, that poor girl at the top, dude. Just sitting in the snow. Far out. That’s a nice technique, dude. Sucking on it. It’s just Oh, this thumb’s not great either, but this one is just really bad. It’s like being in the ice bath, but we’re out here all day. I’ve never done that to myself. Yeah, it’s like that. For anyone that hits up the ice bath, hands and feet feel like they’re in the ice bath. But it’s not just for 10 minutes. We’ve been going for 3 hours. 3 minutes. 3 hours. And we got another few hours to go. End of day protocol. Grab a warm burger from the cafe. Park up in the van. crank the warm feets to a thousand and just defrost. We’re going to look like such lingers. Uh like it’s it’s actually like quite a nice day right now. It’s not a nice day. I can assure you people it is not a nice day. Don’t believe your eyes. Sick. He’s froing. Good, dude. Yeah, loving it. I’d do a quick glove swap cuz uh couldn’t film your thumbs. Ice man was a bit cold. Give me some of that gro Iceman. Just [ __ ] get slow, mate. I’m losing it. Come on. I can’t get past the fact that my hands and feet are that. Did you do a swap for the pit? I just did a swap then. Yeah. Didn’t really help me to be honest with you. Wait. I was didn’t do anything for me really. I was running latex and thermals cuz I had latex at first but then I got water in there by accident. My fingers got cold. I don’t know if you want to see him last. Yeah, I’m getting an interview with Iceman. He’s a big star now on Momo TV. Yeah, you’ve got a I did the swap for the second track and my hands were toast like Yeah. real warm. True. Make it again. Be funny. What are you guys waiting on? Well, we got to wait to do that next one. Are you done already? Yeah. Oh, is it good? It’s just any like Couldn’t feel my feet. Couldn’t feel my hands. Yeah. Just trying to make it down the track. How do you get to it from here? Keep going just past the Gondi and then take that right fire road. It’s a real steep one. Yeah. Or you could push up the end of stage three from last year as well. Sage. Do you go past the end of stage two? You can, but then you just have to come back. Hey bro, any any like anything to look out for on break? No, it’s all pretty hard pack still. The dirt’s like it’s so hard back here. It doesn’t even really change with the wet. Yeah, I love this tire. I want it on the front. Oh, it loves it. I want it on the front. What do you got? The [ __ ] total front on the rear. Oh, it’s hectic. Goes good, eh? That’s what I got on the front. Like this thing’s washing the front and the rear is just like sticking up. The rear’s holding on to it, you reckon? Yeah. Yeah. Ice man, fellas. Uh, not long. How long? 30. 30 minutes. Yeah. 40. Yeah. Yeah. You’re chilling big time. All right. Have fun, guys. Bye. All right, brothers. What? Clunk. Clunk. Clunk. Clunk. I feel blown, bro. I’m blown, bro. Keep cruising. Keep cruising. Yeah, keep cruising, mate. Catch you later. Yeah. Enjoy. Get soaked. Yeah. Ice, man. I’m froing, bro. No, I actually love wet riding. I just can’t do the the ice limbs. E yo, that’s what I just said to ice. Dude, I feel Also, I feel just like Jason out of place when I ride down a track. Hey, I’m just trying to get down, mate. I’m not even trying to do anything special. Should we get some hot chips to try warm us up? Yeah, good idea. Yeah, let’s just see if she got I came out the middle of the actual burger patty itself. Extra flavor, dude. Seasoning, bro. I wouldn’t eat that. I’d just put that in your shoes to dry off. Just put the fatty in your shoes, bro. Take the insoles out. Fold it around your toes. Oh, I got a tea. Try to warm up the soul. Well, it just says 10 out of 10. Roughest burger I’ve ever had. But I don’t think that describes it properly. It’s like What about yours, Benny? You’re froing, eh? No problem. Penny is putting it away. We got quite a contra contrast in ratings, isn’t it? Just knock it back. You got to put in perspective that Ruth works for the dollar team now. He’s Yeah. Res has moved up a deer. He’s on that downhill diet, man. He’s getting You’re with the Enduro peasants now, mate. Get used to it. How’d you go out there, Dia? First three done. Yeah. Yeah. That was the ghost of Dillia. People could interview him. lizards. Lizard man lake. Yeah, bro. How good is that, fellas? That is better than sex. That look at him. See that? probably nearly two hours late or like have the clouds come back over. I’m with you on that one. Quite freezing. We did three stages already. And how’d you go? I don’t feel my bike. I don’t feel my body too. So yeah, it’s a bit like that, dude. It’s tough. It’s tough. Very tough day in the office for the brevers. I’m from the south of France, so I don’t have a many expire on this kind of condition. I’m the same dude. It’s okay. Did you still go full baking soda or? Yeah, I tried I try my best, you know. Baking soda inside my body to warm you to warm you up. Yeah, maybe in your shoes. It’s freezing. It’s cold. It’s wet. Is I put kaput? I put kaput. All right, my friend. You got any tips for that? Any tricks to warm them up? Uh, maybe we need to dance. Oh, yes. Can nearly get the skis out up here. Party boy, you go skiing? Yeah. You’re a bit of a mad dog on the skis, aren’t you? I try. I try. I go everywhere. You do big stunts or just go real fast? No, I do everything. Everything? Yeah. Bit of an all rounder, you’d say? Yeah. Me tired. How you going out there, fellas? I’m hating it. You are not froing. Don’t lie. It sucks. Bit of friction, mate. Oh, that’s good. Salutations, my friends. Yeah. M did the first stage with no gloves on. No way. And then pulled out of the race. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. He’s like, “No way.” Yeah. I don’t blame at all. Yeah, if you are a Machenic doing this loop, you’re in hardcore mother. Major pain. Not an e might work. Yeah, but it’s just the I’d rather be on a normal bike at least like major pain loves a bit of pain. Yeah. Right. Well, he’s um he’s also a UK resident now, so he’s quite accustomed to the snowy condition. Why would he move to a fourth world country? I did ask him that. When it’s a fourth world so much time there for being an idiot. He lives there all the time. Yeah, he may. Yeah. Morning. Yeah. Send it, buddy. The Squamish snow dog. He’s wrestler royalty. He gets first chair, bro. Oh, we’re good. Let’s hit it. [ __ ] that. You going? No. You go. All right. Here we go. Stage two. Oh my. Oh, mud in the eye, dude. Straight out the gate. Cannot see. Heat. Heat. Oh man. Oh. Heat. Heat. Holy, bro. Oh my lord. This is next level. Heat. Heat. Woo! Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. That was hella dirt. You like your hands are so cold you can’t feel your brakes. Oh, can’t feel when you’re breaking, dude. That good trail. That’s messed up. My thumbs are like the worst. Oh, you got a flat [ __ ] You have two. Yeah, I actually do. Oh, good, man. Holy [ __ ] dude. How’s the uh You get that big baby head coming into that like Oh, the rock belly bit. Yeah. Yeah. This is like It’s still sitting there. Yeah. Oh Jesus. You got to go over the rock and that. Pardon? You go over the rock and that. No, I just swerve the Yeah. Did you send it? Swerve and Did you go for the sand? Huh? Did you go for the sand off the rock? I didn’t last either. How sick is that new jump instead of that [ __ ] ass off camera? Yeah. New so nice. Oh yeah. Yeah. Just up there. That bit in the middle where it starts getting like actual steep where the photographers were. That bit was Yeah. That’s like most of that track is pretty sick. Yeah. High speed in places. I’m sorry we’re not racing this [ __ ] Yeah. Sorry. [ __ ] Going through the creeks. The gully. Yeah. Bad man. Top was hooking actually pretty good, too. I expecting it to be really slick. It might get worse though, I guess, as we’re Yeah, we’re pretty first. I felt like the dirt was hooking. Yeah. Should rut up a bit. Yo, it’s high wire, eh? Yeah, it finishes like the signs up by the tree like Well, one of those trees. Yeah, I can doesn’t even do this bit. Yeah, taxi. Oh, bro. How was it, bro? I can’t feel my hands. They’re like dead. Yeah, like this. Lots of I don’t feel if I push it. Yeah, I like you can barely press your gears and [ __ ] Eh, I didn’t push it. Still filming. No, it’s still filming. I don’t know where. All right, next. Oh, is it? Yeah, boys. Stage five. Sun’s out. Wet cold goggle. But by far the best I’ve felt all day. I can feel my feet. Yeah, can feel my feet. Can feel my hands. The sun’s come out a bit. Such a massive improvement. Oh, let’s see if we can have a bit more fun on this one. Waga pop. You ready? Yeah. Wasn’t very convincing, but here we go. Number five. Oh, dude, that was tighter than I thought. Heat. Heat. Oh. Woo! Few roots there and there. Yeah, boy. Come on, Big Chris. Come on, Big Chris. Big Chris still hot on my tail. Yeah, boy. My friend Ran onto that bigger root there. Pardon? I fully ran onto the big root. Danger danger. I was Jack. Holy waga, bro. Yeah, major. Yo. Yeah, that dog. Not bad. Not bad. Way better than me. This is the death section. Some boys are bouncing it. See the little high spot. Yeah. Good boys are bouncing it there. Or stay high and stay in the follow right out. Exactly. And then hit the dirt at the end. A lot of some are and bouncing the whole lot. Oh, they’re gapping the second. Yeah. Yeah. Second patch. Yeah, boy. Wait. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Wait. Yeah, boy. That’s kind of how you want to get to the pool, I think. Yeah, just groove so I don’t get over the last. I reckon I’m just going to do that. All right, let’s roll. Let’s try and take it safe. Slytherin. Heat. Heat. Oh yeah. That’s filthy. I messed it up again. Did you? Yeah. What happened? Oh, I just faded low again. I felt myself fading low, but then Yeah. Yeah. Kicked back into the groove. Did you push up again or No, just send it in race. Yeah. I didn’t get wide enough for that little gully jump at the bottom. Which one was that? Like where the one into the bomb hole? Yeah. Where Bailey said he’s going to shark fin it. Oh, I went like to inside and Yeah. I did did it wide and ran the rocks where Bailey was going to take off and kind of rolled them and then squeezed the next one. Good. Yeah, it was all good. How’s that sun, M and Lizard man taking in the sun? Oh, why couldn’t we have this earlier, dude? Finish. How’d we go, kids? Not too bad, but was a hard day. Very hard day in the office, eh? Super crazy. Did the garbage bag pay off? The garbage bag? Yeah, I think yeah. Hell yeah. What about you, Big Chris? Huh? What about you? Pretty cooked. I’m ready to The lack of chat says it all cuz Big Chris normally loves a chat. Eh, he normally loves a chinwag. He’s got no energy. Dunzo. Yeah. You know, Bonnie, that was pretty not enjoyable day for me, eh? Yeah. Imagine it would have rained the whole day. Yeah. At least we got sun. Well, it got to a point where it didn’t matter. Like I was that cold that Oh, and look what we got waiting. Rubes with the Bergs order. Holy [ __ ] Rubes shreds. Thanks, bro. Yeah, I’m going to have to try um be a bit more positive for race day A cuz that was that was a grim day and I was not loving it. But I you’re not the only one. Probably I was trying to enjoy it. I really was. But yeah, nobody cares. Try harder. Literally, no one gives a Thanks for watching people. We will see you in two days. Saturday race day. On a Sunday race day. We’re going to be so much more stoked on a Sunday. There he is. The man. What if the weather’s the same? You’re still going to be a stoked. Yeah. That’s like I learned from today. Oh, so you’re going to make not to be a sad guy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. So, it’s all about learning, bro. We were wondering about the temperatures. Yeah. Do you want to rip these sweet potato fries? Oh, yeah. I got the wrong ones. We can go get some more. No, it’s all good. I’ve already eaten the fries. We’re wondering about the temperatures of today. What do you got for us, Jazz? You got some stats. Well, elevation 2,000 including Gandhi. Yeah. Don’t look at the heart rate. That’s private. People might know how fit I am. Beep. Power. Temperature. Power. Hit 1100 today. Five. Minus five. That’s what we were working with. Average minus one. No wonder we’re frozen all day. I feel like my winging was warranted now. Minus five. That’s good. My average speed was 7 km an hour. It’s basically a quick walk. Yeah. All right, we’re done. Booker pedled around in shorts for the whole day. That’s some Tazzy [ __ ] eh? Yeah. He’s done a few minus five, dude. It’s what we’re working with. If this riders union Yeah. If this was unionized, uh, you shouldn’t be allowed to ride in negative. That’s dangerous. Hey, you can you have frostbite and [ __ ] bro. I thought I had frostbite on my toes. They were like this. This is what they felt like in the shoe. And then I took them out of the shoe and they were like normal. But they felt like that. I asked Fy, “How long have you got to go before you get frostbite, dude?” Cuz I was genuinely concerned. Oh, man. That my toes were about to drop off. We shouldn’t be allowed to ride in less than 10°. Agreed, dude. Let’s get a group chat going. Single digits. Singles is a bit bit of a stretch. You get the cigarette out and if it gets three three drops of rain on it, you knocked off. All right, we’re doing it. We’re forming a union. Enduro union. You like that [ __ ]