First off – let me make a short introduction
I’m the space 5.0, keeping EVE from destruction
Guard is the name, Lead master of the game
Top dog in the game master hall of fame
I’m chillin’ at my desk with two girls and one pimp cup
Sippin’ champagne, reading mails checkin’ what’s up
Isk spamming scum bags disturbing the peace?
Woop woop, it’s the sound of space police!
Every day is a fight, there’s no room for bloopers
Bugs coming at us like in Starship troopers
We help when we can, every child, every man
Treat the boogie man to a permanent ban!
We’re CCP! We march on fearlessly!
Excellent is what we strive to be!
If you’re going to follow us to the top
Harden the fuck up!
You best watch out bitch if you’re an exploiting scammer
Guard will gank you in the face with his big ban hammer
Remove all your Isk, throw your ass in the slammer
Make you share a cell with a manic ISK spammer
Like a never ending spam thread on racist biking
This song has something for everyone’s liking
Holy shit I see local spiking