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Many people have experienced the disappointment of a stolen bicycle. This threat can only increase further as bike thieves become more sophisticated in terms of stealth and electronic warfare technology. In this video, we will tell you the best methods to protect your bicycle from such threats by using systems such as tracking radar, thermal imaging, and electronic warfare countermeasure systems such as Shtora-1.
Bicycle Model – Semyon Filippov
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"This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what we're going to do today is to disable the state of the art anti bike theft defense system using this Red Bull can Bosnian Bill and I bought."
I prefer dark magic. Sorry about Hurricane Katrina but got the bastard who stole my bike.
I love how we have mounted multi million dollar systems on are bike to protect it from theft instead of just buying a car 😂
This helped me a lot! My bike now doesn’t get taken by thieves! Thanks a lot!
As the owner of a VanMoof bicycle, i can confirm this is what my bike looks like
Rookie mistake. I always install a Phalanx CIWS for backup.
Bro built Walmart T-90
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thank you so much my bike is now safe 😃🙏🙏
i used flares to avoid getting robbed by an Air to air missile
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"
Sounds about Brexit.
Sure. Everyone has to worry about getting hit by missile when riding a bike. Definitely agree on that
IS THAT CHARLES FUCKING UK
All you need now is an active protection system
Я би використав електрошокер, інтегрував, щоб це було непомітно, лише одна кнопка, можна підсмажити через руки або через дупу.
This is a byecycle
Thank you youtube algorithm! You really didn't disappoint this time!
"Many people find themselves the victim of anti-tank guided missiles shot at their bicycle". Ah, yes, happened to my aunt a couple of weeks ago.
My bike got stolen
I can confirm that it is because i did not install the latest electronic systems to prevent interception
Did RCS really just get mentioned in a shitpost
Wtf is this reality
Id like to learn how to protect my socks from being stolen by 4th dimensional beings capable of withstanding a guided anti-tank missile
I did this all but it turns out a Su-35BM Flanker-E was watching me the whole time laughing at me as I do this.
I followed the tutorial
Will this system help defend against the Daleks that have been sneaking into my garden at night and stealing my onions?
That hacker must be good cause he’s hacking and he hasn’t even turner his laptop on
Was ist aus Tom Turbo geworden…
Gotta bring protection when selling the evil zaza
How to do domestic terrorism.
I got a tiny poisoned needle on the underside of both handlebars, chances are someone will stab himself on the finger when they grab my bike. They are retractable and on springs so I won't get hit myself
T-90
Half our entire air force swarming your bike with the radar cross section of a dinnerplate
I just made my bike worth 13 trillion dollars. (US WANTS IT) (GONE WRONG) (BOMB SWUAD INCLUDED)
HAHAHAA
This method have been proven very effectively in China, where bikes is being piled up into a mountain of bikes where no one even think of stealing them.
Seems right, but what if missiles are wire guided?
Would be even better if something else was used instead of Shtora, which most modern AT missiles are immune against anyway
How are you supposed to balance with all that on your bicycle😅
the ending
2:32 Actually, I think bike thieves have a slight sense of nostalgia.
Instead of anti-tank, guided missiles, the bike thieves in my city use .55 caliber Boys anti-tank rifles to penetrate the locks and or front tires. After which, they will make haste with my bicycle. It’s an archaic weapon for today’s standards, but effective nonetheless.
I like how the narrator sounds like a SAS officer during mission briefing.
Thanks to Putin your bike may ACTUALLY be hit with long range Kissel technology 😅 DAMN
YOOOO ITS A BYE-CYCLE!