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e e e e e do hey can’t stay today but have a good stream everyone yo thank you lumela thank you for the prime sub have a great day thank you thank you oh hello beautiful people the internet how’s it going hello hello welcome to stream how are we let me pick the right song There we go Ryan always picks really good songs I’ll be honest with you there were a couple in there that I wasn’t so sure about it’s been a while since I listened to alj I don’t know about needing to play some right now is great it’s just 22 months representing my best client L Kings L hero maybe when I hit 24 he’ll play Death store # dust strong sna6 snail snail Mew the dust Strong by the way uh Carly thank you for the 22 months of uh of subscriptions and the many months of service as a moderator thank you hi friends um these dogs do need some treats and uh they’re waiting very patiently hi llamas hi katilla hi Evo um um hi Panda hi mcbell Danny Jodie lumela hi Oliver ddu strong what is this ddu you speak of is this like the MCU is this like the MCU this is the DC Comics uh delighters Union Universe dooo it’s the doooo strong doooo strong uh treats courtesy of marsh Carly and Danny question mark Marsh Carly and Danny all right wait boy boys good boys thank you guys for the dog treats how’s everybody doing today hello hi Tony first day back to work with you live I’m not going to get anything done this afternoon am I well the good news is neither am I I’m also not going to get anything done this afternoon we’re starting from the bottom and we’re ending at the bottom you can quote me on that right now um hi friends we have a shorter stream today I don’t know how long exactly but uh you know we’re testing some things out this week going to see how uh getting back into streaming with a young baby works and what exactly uh you know makes sense for Megan and I while she’s still on peternity leave and while I’m still also or while she’s on maternity leave and I’m kind of on paternity leave still but um yeah stream for 5 minutes uhoh I’ve been live for six [ __ ] how is your personal day going today you personally as an individual um G says I wrote what was most definitely the hardest exam this semester earlier today I answered 10 multiple choice questions and it was open book what the hell kids these days was so easy back in my day essays essays essays LOL apparently last week’s message was for May so here is to June L po here’s to June wait a second holy [ __ ] today is July it’s July first today damn I didn’t realize that until this exact moment Jeff thank you for the uh uh uh uh uh uh 21 month subscribe thank you thank you thank you um I hope you’re doing well uh this year is going so fast we are quickly approaching firework day here in the states which is about to be yikes with two dogs and a baby who goes to bed before fireworks start can’t wait um I’ve been out of bed for maybe an hour and after this stream I’m going to go play some Elder ring let’s go llamas let’s go no work today had some oral exams today tomorrow is the last good luck strawberry’s playing some Don’t Starve Don’t Stop Me Now it’s also cheers his birthday week a a llas say a 4-day work week wait but I’m confused today’s not the holiday right it’s today a holiday as well wait they let you have Monday off oh you have a 4- day work week constantly you’re not saying a holiday you’re saying normally you catching a Stream post baby for both of us my little man arrived mid June and we’re tied but absolutely in love with him raie girl oh my God congratulations can we get some hearts in the chat in case you guys didn’t know uh Rach Girl 6 uh spent uh most of Meg’s pregnancy also pregnant uh and had a a little man in mid June congratulations oh my God about halfway through that message I was I that that alert I was like wait a second I know what’s happening here there’s going to be a little crew of little babies the little into baby Club yeah Emma L and um and little man from ra girl a little crew of babies maybe they can grow up and be in a band together that’s wild congratulations oh my God hi spunky how’s it going that’s awesome that’s so cool anybody else pregnant is anybody else I else had a baby in the last two months I don’t want my own baby but I want to borrow someone’s baby for a day to snuggle who’s going to hook me up come to Indiana I got you I would love a day off right now is that terrible that my first thought [Laughter] was Oliver’s got good news hi baby potato how’s it going hello [Music] hello oh best of luck spunky absolute best of luck also shout out to all the people who don’t want babies that’s cool too that’s fine too nothing wrong with that how was your weekend chat uh we did a lot of family hangs this weekend and not a ton of sleeping and I’m catching up on a lack of sleep here’s the thing they don’t tell you about having a kid sure even when they sleep well that’s fine but when they don’t sleep well you still don’t really get to catch up on sleep on the days that they do sleep well because well is such a moving goalpost you know back in the day like uh two months ago if I didn’t sleep well or if I had something that kept me up all night I just slept in the next day non-existent non-existent holy [ __ ] Oliver congratulations congratulations that’s so good Ryan do you want to feel better about your current sleep sure hit me with it is this going to be a like uh uh I benefit via comparison situation you were warned there was a lack of sleep in general absolutely I’m I’m prepared to feel better uh Sandman or uh Tony baby daddy sleep schedule is college party animal sleep schedule no in college you get to sleep in the day after oh my God Jeff says my younger sister announced her pregnancy to everyone which was exciting Tony says give it a few years until a potential baby number two comes around and L AKA Lucas decides to wake up at 5:30 a.m. every day so that you never sleep ever okay now I’m more tired just hearing that uh how long does l sleep for let me just look I’ll tell you I’ll tell you last night she slept between 1015 or 10:30 and 145 so 10:30 to: 145 is 3:15 and then she slept from 215 to 215 230 to 4:45 that’s 2 hours and 30ish minutes uh and that’s about how it goes stretches of we’re having a we’re having most of the time we have luck where it’s like around a four to five hour stretch at the longest part of the night which is nice we did not have that last night but that’s all right that’s all right Tony say or sorry uh Jeff says I wrapped up an over twoyear long descent into a verus campaign holy [ __ ] successfully like nobody died four to five hours at the best right now at like right now our best evenings go she sleeps for like five fiveish hours um from like 10:00 a.m. to like 2 or 3 uh and then basically two hours after that two to three hours after that so Emma never stops eating we’re lucky if we get three sh Meg did you hear that Meg are you watching stream very successfully very cinematically I love that I absolutely love that guys it’s a short stream we’re just going to go push Rock up hill push Rock up hill I do want to hear this on Melancholy Hill song by um gorillas but why do that when I can just push Rock up hill hi nalar hi hoger how’s it going sounds like Tony’s getting less sleep than I am and all of a sudden I do feel better that’s what sisifus needs is somebody else pushing a rock up a higher a bigger Rock up a higher Hill so that you can feel better you know that’s all that’s all oh hello beautiful people of the internet we’re back into game of sisifus how much progress SL un progress did you do last time well [Music] well well hoger says I just moved across the country this month it’s going about as well as you would expect uhoh where’d you move to vaguely is this the beginning of the game uh the depends on how you define beginning I’ve played a couple hours of this game so in that way it’s not at all the beginning of the game and I love making My Success uh I love defining My Success based on the uh the goal post that I Define yeah not the beginning of the game at all a moov to Pennsylania good luck hi games thank you for the follow one step forward five steps back yeah a slow push uphill and then a Sprint downhill as you chase the [Music] ball we have a new PR though we pushed it further than we’ve ever pushed it before recently that’s true how many times did you miss the ball because you were looking at the chat never I’ve never once done that I’ve never once exclamation forested never hey uh vaguely uh quick little uh what’s the word quick little like um disclaimer or like public service announcement about uh about the week hypothetically we’re going to play some Dark Souls on Wednesday with a little bit of a longer stream hypothetically we’re getting back to Dark Souls on Wednesday we’ll also probably do a a very short stream on Friday so that’s what you can expect this week uh Monday Wednesday Friday hi cheers hey I hear it’s your birthday oh [ __ ] I wasn’t looking cheers I hear it’s your birthday week happy birthday week how’s it going here’s the thing I learned don’t Sprint whenever anything is at all questionable got to turn off the Sprint whenever anything is at all question well that’s how you lose things we can Sprint when it’s flat maybe or maybe we just never Sprint again shout out to uh uh H’s in the chat my wife for Meg who is currently watching L Megan and I have this thing where uh I don’t know if you guys watched the same TV show I did Growing Up um I don’t know if you you you guys also had a uh divorced mom who uh liked country music did you guys also watch the Reba show or just me um a Daddy D hat uh D oh that’s pretty good MC pogs I like that yo MC pogs hi thank you mcpgs I listened to your new song and I really liked it we have a command for mcg’s uh Spotify right congrats on the new song mcps it sounds dope um Megan and I have this thing where if one of us is parenting really hard around the house while the other one is doing something a little less uh you know directly related to Parenting the one who’s kind of quote unquote slacking off uh will uh will sing a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops with gentle hands in the heart of a fighter oh [ __ ] not like this no no don’t push it downhill you little Sprint Sprint Sprint Sprint Sprint a single mom Tony do you is Tony here still Evo do you know there’s two if I remember correctly can we link mcg’s Spotify Channel if you guys don’t know mcpgs you should listen to his Spotify Channel he’s a great artist some of the music we play on stream is mcpgs [Music] hi seven geese how’s it going thank you [Music] Tony streaming brings income which is parenting stream for 12 hours as an excuse oh where to even start with that one oh where do you even start with that one yeah me cool with that for sure right it’s like a month until uh now that it’s July it’s like a month until our 5year anniversary of streaming on Twitch so maybe what we’ll do is I’ll just stream for like uh five straight days we’ll do a sabbaton and uh Meg can solo parent for five straight days right for sure [Music] that’d be a fun idea right s GE says I’m really good I’m returning to University after dropping out a while ago and I just registered for classes about a week ago that’s so exciting congratulations oh my God people are making moves in chat if you bring L on stream she’s attacks right off ah yes noted uh United States tax law experts twitch chat baby can’t take care of herself yet SMH oh I think we’re really close Carly I think we’re super close yeah yeah what isn’t Chad an expert in yeah I don’t know chat knows at [Music] all humans have very inefficient babies it’s right we do have very uh our babies take a long time to reach any degree of individual like of what is Chad and expert in wrong answers only CAD is an expert at being horny at um making fun of Ryan to steal Panda’s idea there dog law that’s right you guys are experts at feeding the dogs and making sure that they get everything they need uh mcpx says for real though how much have you watched Northern line play this I have uh only watched maybe 10 minutes but I watched him play 10 minutes of it and I was like I literally have to play this game like it’s giving alt four Vibes in the best possible way this is the perfect time for me to play it cuz it’s just like what I really want to do is talk to chat but um and catch up and get back into the swing of streaming and stuff and and stuff but um but uh having something to do while doing that and having that thing be [Music] about like what’s this game about right push ball uphill but also it’s like it’s about the human Spirit don’t give me started it’s about the human spirit and by the human spirit I mean the fact that none of us really asked to be uh to be put in this situation or no I hit the wrong button um you know what’s that start line we are condemned to be free is that [Music] right here’s the thing I really like about this game it really humanizes uh cop’s struggle it’s not just like push Rock uphill oh yeah that’s difficult no there’s freaking barriers in the way it requires like aim you know it requires um focus he’s not sitting there like pushing it uphill all day daydreaming about uh you know what gacha girl he’s going to get in his in his uh in his his his iPhone gacha game he’s uh he’s thinking in a little to the left a little to the right a little to the left to the left to the left Chad is an expert at marketing death’s door that’s so right uncalled for oh I’m sorry did I catch some uh gacha girl anime some anime girl gacha game uh Strays there you outed yourself there strawberry I didn’t say [ __ ] I didn’t say [ __ ] you said [Music] that I wonder if Copus is uh like if sisifus goes to a cocktail party is he like uh all the other like what variety of fitness bro is Copus does that make sense like there’s like Runners that’s the one I’m very familiar with is he like Fitness bro is he like chatting about what he eats all the time and like hyper fixating on uh you know the macros is he uh is he like a pelaton boy is he uh you know posting his pelaton ride every single day is he uh what variety of Fitness bro is this never skips arm de definitely skips leg de I mean if we just look at his body oh maybe he’s like on keto oh no he’s a crossfitter we know what the answer is he’s a crossfitter he’s one of the he he does we sorry if you’re a crossfitter in the chat I’m sure this isn’t how the story of sisifus isn’t told in the Bible if DF wasn’t a perfect sphere in the Bible um I’m so sorry if you’re a CrossFit person in the chat for the for the heat you’re about to catch but um he does some weird wacky movements that are like not probably actually all that healthy for the muscle groups you’re combining but they are like quote unquote fun um the like definitely at the party he talks about you know instead of pushing Tire like instead of flipping like tractor tires and like doing some other weird CrossFit climbing ropes and stuff I don’t know what a cross crossfitters do um he’s uh he’s pushing a big ass Rock up at him yo you’ll never believe the barriers on ramp number seven yo absolutely cruel hi alpaca how’s it going oh [ __ ] [Music] ah I was talking to someone over the weekend and they made a cut my life in pieces joke I wish y’all could have seen me trying to explain chat and then shats and then exclamation Carly to someone who has only the most limited knowledge of how twitch Works can I get an exclamation car no stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it this could work out this could work out ain’t this the most true part of all of The Human Experience when harm comes comes your way what is there to do but cross your fingers that the Universe finds some way to give you Mercy oh thank [Music] Christ isn’t this just The Human Experience you are so in control until the moment you aren’t you have this facade of control over your life until all of a sudden the universe wrenches it from your hands and sure you can play the individual blame game did I make a mistake there that led to that movement maybe but mostly what I’m seeing is the is the true uncaring monolithic approach of the of the of the univer oh it’s cuz I was sprinting of the universe to my plate you know the universe don’t give a sh [ __ ] that I tried hard no okay we go here we go here we go here okay okay okay okay for jum is that a chest by the way can I unlock this chest what’s in this chest hold up hold up hold up hold up can we can we set this right here I just set this right here are you telling me I can [Music] loot no no no drop it what’s this [Music] can the universe even care oh it’s I mean undoubtedly beyond the universe’s capacity to care but then again I have lots of thoughts on this one Ryan I had two big developments around here during your leave that I attribute to you what are the big developments Tony I’d love to hear them alpaka says woo it’s all uphill from here I just think it’s a Unity asset bad game zero of 10 No Loot Tony says I started getting factor it’s so nice with a newborn I found a spin flavor I like it’s grap Aid Tony I love grap a first off incredible incredible we um we were on factor for like 5 weeks 6 weeks and it was so good during the uh you know no longer being sponsored to say this I’ll so I’ll just say it you know in all honesty it was so good during the like first um like four week we were on it for like the first four [Music] weeks yeah it was really nice to not have to care about making meals I’m so excited for the spin drift uh update there I will say the universe might lack like lack an ability to care but here’s my question to you if the universe lacks an ability to care which not everyone necessarily agrees with and that’s cool too it’s just kind of how you know that’s just kind of how I’m seeing things if the universe lacks an ability to to care but we exist in the universe and we care does the universe really lack an ability to care from where I’m standing to me that’s seems a little bit like the universe cares it’s almost like our decision to care or this definitely isn’t accurate to the story of cisus from to the Declaration of Independence they definitely didn’t have automated Pistons yet thank you for the five bits with [Music] pogs the automated Pistons here’s my question how are these actually automated I’m not seeing any electricity I’m not seeing any uh any Redstone what’s going on [Music] here oh buddy hi Ann how’s it going I’m watching the [Music] no I so unfortunate don’t you dare don’t you dare don’t you dare is that going to work it lift no look who’s back oh my God so clutch thank God I live him thanks for the 35 months answer say I feel like this one’s my fault it depends do you want credit for it because you can have credit for it if you want credit for it if you don’t want credit for it it’s fine if you don’t want credit for it it’s definitely not your fault but if you do take it I’ll take it I’m leaving anyway thanks so much an really appreciate you hey speaking of France and sporting events tour to France is happening anybody uh anybody following along uh also Megan says have you seen the recent Jeopardy clip that is unhinged um oh my God Megan sent it to me at like 2: in the morning or maybe 10:00 p.m. last night I don’t know at this point with a new baby 10 in the morning 2 in the morning and 10:00 p.m. are the same thing because they’re both way after I’d like to be asleep [Music] um are you and I the only people who have seen it Meg I don’t know if I can bring it up if I can if I can show it on stream you might have to link it in uh in Discord hi arnov can I get credit for it even though I did nothing you can get credit for the next one I get more done at 3:00 a.m. than I do at 300 p.m. these days [Music] tour to France what is that an American pronunciation or some [ __ ] no not like this I [ __ ] up oh go to the right go to the right go to the right okay we’re fine is it the butt one the butt one it’s the um it’s the frozen ham one uh is the tour to France the triathon one the tour to France is not a triathon it is the really really long bike race with a long and storied history the one with the yellow Jersey the one Lance Armstrong cheated to win yes I’m still salty is it the one with Joe mama [Music] I recently learned how long the tour to France actually is fill me in it’s like I mean it’s like 20 stages and the stages are like probably 50k on average you can do the math 20 times 150ish I don’t know that that’s exactly right um why are you salty how did he cheat to be clear bike racing is full of cheater is full was full of and probably still is full of steroids users um the problem and why I’m salty from middle school head different now why I’m real salty about uh Lance Armstrong’s cheating is that I defended him for years I read his books um he was very adamant that he had not cheated uh and not used steroids um and also like was a huge hero to like many people in the um in the cancer Community including myself as a as a 17-year-old with a stepdad who was going through cancer he was this like full-on hero American hero for people denying denying denying any steroid use guess who use steroids still did great things for cancer you know listen you can’t convince me to forgive Lance Armstrong you cannot also little known fact uh I Lance Armstrong to quote Kendrick I’m the biggest hater on Lance Armstrong the biggest hater um the other the other thing that uh talked with Lance Armstrong where was I going my brain is broken I haven’t slept what was what was I saying yeah no it’s impossible to compete on this level without using drugs every driver who says otherwise is a liar I listen as a person who’s done in sport Endurance Sports for most of my life I get so frustrated with that [Music] argument I get so unbelievably frustrated with that argument that’s said I’m not a psych I’m not a pro cyclist either that’s for sure but track and field and uh and running had has a large has a large and long history of cheating um so I do at least you know I’m well versed in a sport that has that history byen thanks for being here good luck pushing the rock we’re doing it we’re doing it nailed it I never heard about the outcome of Western States Jim Walmsley won for the fourth time uh for his fourth time in the second fastest time ever on the western states [Music] course either everyone should be allowed to use enhancement drugs or no one is allowed the problem with uh I think mcpgs mentioned it the Icarus documentary which is really good um the problem with cheating and Endurance Sports these days is that it’s become more and more I mean one of the the problems is that it’s become this like very uh it’s like on the edge of of on the very edge of the bounds of doping um like in the back in the day it was like some of the some of the ways that you would cheat with doping back in the day were wild like in running uh one of the ways that you would cheat is like uh there’s just Lots like removing your own blood and like pumping it back into you that kind of thing so it’s less like chemical uh like a chemical enhancement and more like increasing your your body’s ability to deliver Oxygen by just removing your own blood and then putting it back into you um lots of lots of like long long long history as long as there have been Endurance Sports probably people have trying to been trying to cheat to get through it um I get that people will people will like dope people will uh use steroids I get it people will find ways to skirt the very edge of what’s allowed did you know for instance in like uh at least until very recently and I think this is still the case um caffeine is a uh is a baned substance uh for uh for Road running and Track Running uh in certain quantities [Music] um you [ __ ] we got it however it’s like a little caffeine is fine um it’s enormous uh quantities and pro and and the problem with that is that like probably the the benefits of caffeine are are weird caffeine is a thing we use constantly in our daily lives and yet it’s still sanctioned um anyways people people like that doesn’t mean Pro Runners aren’t drinking coffee they they still are um it’s just huge numbers of caffeine that are a problem hi Luke how’s it going we need to go left here we’re almost to the barrels that’s my favorite part driving home from Cincinnati popping in before I get going hi I didn’t know blood magic is the meta strategy in sports hey Ryan first time ending one of these what am I supposed to say I’m belle thanks for the five bits um I think you did great 12 out of 10 no notes I think you did perfect you have a favorite part do you think sisifus would have a favorite part I definitely have a favorite part it’s the end that’s the part an arms race with ever evolving Medicine Science yeah and also like the other the other thing too this is probably what you mean but one of the things is is like how do we know what to test for well most of the mostly we know what to test for based on what people are doing to cheat and so then you have to catch someone cheating to then know what to test for you know at like the fringes no one’s doing like a EPO anymore you know buy 2,000 pixels hey no Sprints no Sprints no sprints no Sprints I don’t think uh sisifus had this level of variety do you think sisifus had an audience [Music] though he anyways the problem my biggest problem with Lance Armstrong I think this is what I was going to say 20 minutes ago oh my God welcome to your brain on on newborn um my biggest problem with Lance Armstrong is how adamantly he was denying things and basically if you track Lance Armstrong’s career and you and you say okay at what point was he denying or at what point was he admitting to using steroids and cheating if you track it and you just map every single denial versus admittance here’s the way to tell which one he was going to do does denying mean that I get more attention and uh become more the face of cycling in that case yes I will do that oh I’ve reached a time where actually the biggest the the best move that I could make for my personal um brand if you will or like the amount of Spotlight I’m getting would be to admit that I did do drugs oh [ __ ] okay well guess who’s now going to be the like the tell all interview with Oprah Winfrey oh I know what else I was going to say too uh little known uh Ryan fact I have actually been in a race with Lance Armstrong this is the other reason I’m salty I ran a 50k uh ultra marathon versus Lance Armstrong did I win no neither did he but he did beat me interestingly he was interestingly at the time he was not banned oh so clutch he was not banned from uh all Endurance Sports despite you know having use steroids which is a thing that you generally gets you banned from most Endurance Sports he was banned from a lot of like uh I think if my memory is correct at the time uh he was banned from cycling events I believe he was banned from Triathlon events and I believed he was I believe he was banned from a lot of Road running events but he was not banned from Trail racing events because we’re under a different sort of like it’s sort of a wild west thing and so he would he signed up for 50ks and stuff and he did beat me in the race he passed me at one point and I didn’t at the time tell him how mad I was [Music] but Lance arm strong more like pants on fire strong he I almost tried to pants on fire strong thank you mcpgs for that work of art really [Music] surely okay okay okay okay okay no Sprints just making sure Sprint is off of course he beat you he was doping that’s my excuse anyways for Americans in particular I think doping goes against the ideal of rugged uh individualism could make us athletes more likely to deny and fans more likely to feel betrayed ooh MOG demon I think that’s super interesting I also think I think you’re on to something there speaking of like myths of rugged individual ual ISM by the way cfus uh is an interesting you know we could we could learn and apply some things here I also think maybe more than like Americans in particular Endurance Sports especially the only real myth at the basis of Endurance Sports is individual uh is is this like rugged individualism is the I get out exactly what I put in and so if I put in more I get out more um it’s like in in ways that in ways that deep down actually make me feel a little uncomfortable and are something I’m still recking with after 20 years of doing them um but I think I think there’s an American thing there I think more than that there is a uh there is a uh endurance sport individualism thing that uh really really really rubs me the wrong way really yucks my yums oh Jesus [ __ ] Christ this is the part where I always lose [Music] it there’s a card in the batro in batro called spare trousers when we see it in the shop fractal and I always say pants is sisifus doping I don’t [Music] know I think I don’t know he did [Music] fine fine this if it’s doing this Barefoot is crazy I know right get this man in Nike sponsorship see what see what bad moves we make then see what questionable uh decisions we make [Music] then he we got an anglet here he we got an anglet here oh my God oh my God got an anglet my hands are [Music] sweating mom spaghetti KNE weak arms are heavy you cannot look at chat for this part jokes on you I read your message right if you’re reading this stop reading chat we’ve been further than this this isn’t the scary part [Music] I have to itch my nose but it’s [Music] fine I’m I’m mad that you showed us the hand squeezing because now I can’t unsee it thisf this is a breast guy for [Music] sure hi tub how’s it going all right real quick oh I’m going to itch my nose take a drink of spin drift and um check the old uh check the old uh iPhone note for what I what I said over the weekend what I what I noted to myself over the weekend that I would tell you guys okay first [Music] off progress thank you spunky this is actually not the farthest we’ve been so I hate to rate on your parade but this is not progress kind of progress kind of not um here’s my question to you speaking of Americans and and other places in the world was any so we visited my mom this weekend um which was which was great we we had some family time this weekend as part of that um we looked at baby photos of me as a kid if you’re not following my Twitter first off congratulations to you you’re off the worst website on the on the planet that’s that’s fantastic for you um but I did find some photos of me uh dressed up in my Amish Garb from back in the day um but unrelated to that I was looking at a baby photo of me and I was like Mom what the heck’s going on with this baby photo I have a little like I have a little BL like what’s going on I’m wearing a ring Amish Garb how how have you all been here for this long and you don’t know the Amish lore y’all don’t know the Amish lore okay very quickly we’ll do the Amish lore I was not raised Amish however I do have family that was like uh basically men andite oh god oh oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] oh [Music] [ __ ] oh my God we’re kicking it maybe we need to nobody panic so I was raised in a very rural part of Indiana where um there are a lot of Amish families and uh rather than my mom take me to a daycare when she went back to work at like 8 weeks or 6 weeks or whatever um she took me to a babysitter that lived relatively close to her and the babysitter was an Amish family so uh for most of the first six years of my life I spent every day at an Amish family’s house I learned uh to speak Pennsylvania Dutch before I learned to speak English like my first words were uh Pennsylvania Dutch um I hung out on an Amish farm all day I you know like we we were like a farming family so that part’s not entirely wild um why why is it twisting why is it twisting this way this way but um you know uh I you know we’ve been there I you know I spent like 5 years being babysit Amish Amish family one at one point I don’t know how or what what happened what’s going on here am I hitting the wrong button they gave me some like baby Amish Garb and I and I wore it occasionally so those are the pictures we were looking at anyways um here’s the thing in one of the baby photos that’s the that’s theor story in one of the baby photos I’m wearing a tiny little ring on my pinky on my pinky finger and I was like Mom why am I wearing a ring on my pinky finger and she was like that was your baby baby ring and I went what is anyone in chat familiar with the concept of baby [Music] Rings is this a thing in other places I don’t think it’s really much of a thing in American culture anymore but apparently it used to be I did a small bit of Googling it seems like it used to be a thing you know like a long time ago more than it is now but the thing I Googled said Victorian culture which I thought was funny [Music] but you got to share those pics the Amish piics they’re on Twitter um [Music] o please don’t please don’t please no you got you [ __ ] kidding me launch me launch me at this point I’m not catching up unless you launch [Music] me install open [Music] Mar you’re doing great hope and pray hope and pray for a uh a catch on one of the uh that almost bounced off the tree and came back oh [ __ ] [Music] how long in the uh span of Eternity that Copus was meant to push up the uh the boulder right how long in that span do you think it took before not progress before Copus was like just going to just going to just going to skirt how long couple hours couple days thank you for the 100 bits funky thank you very much I think we’re going to be back at the start this is where we stop sprinting and we just soak it up we’ll just soak it up hi amri how how’s it [Music] going anyways I think baby rings are out of are out of um out of style these days and I don’t know that they were ever particularly in style um and and I did a lot of you know out of style things thanks to my mom bull Cuts Etc uh Etc but um although technically those were in style at the time but my mom my mom was explaining it like um they’re a choking hazard that’s exactly what we said we were like thank God they’re out of style cuz they’re definitely a choking hazard my mom was like yeah my grandparents all had a baby ring um all of my family had baby Rings except for me because I was the youngest and my family couldn’t afford one and I was like wow okay interesting there was like a whole family heirloom type thing she’s like I got my great grandpa’s instead because we couldn’t afford a new one worst thing about my baby ring oh my God we have somebody who has one Gloria has one a baby ring is that it’s ring sized and now I’m an adult I have no idea have to do with it does it fit on your pinky toe Megan are you still listening what did we decide that oot stood for the other day not Ocarina of Time but something else we’ll see if she’s listening [Music] still universe is telling you to start the Ocarina of Time play through on Twitch I’m not going be playing it on Twitch we’ll uh we’ll uh we’ll play it on YouTube someday you can wear it on NE on a necklace maybe one ring to rule them all one baby ring to find them I could still wear my baby ring just not on my fingers or toes dot dot dot nice out of town yeah yeah out of town oh t o t that’s right on our personal calendar Meg put Ryan oot when I’m going to a bachelor party I was like Ryan Ocarina of Time what it’s like [Music] no oh okay we just go sidewall strats here sidewall strats were very fast Amy says I’ve heard of people piercing their baby’s ears before but a ring is new you’re seeing your baby’s ears seems [Music] interesting like’s trying to help play in your game schedule I guess [Music] I like seeing out of office on the work calendar oh oh oh oh oh oh it sounds like someone saying ooh [Music] [Music] ooh my parents had my ears pierced when I was like two weird to think about now but for what it’s worth I do not remember it or how much it hurts so there you go I much prefer the alt f4 music maybe we flick that on over this instead Give Me 2 seconds if I can find it again [Music] I don’t know I don’t know that you’re going to be able to hear this on on YouTube later but nope that’s not it what the hell is that um alt f4 game music alt f4 soundtrack please don’t be deafening please don’t be deafening please don’t be deafening [Music] ain’t that a [Music] throwback my parents got my ears pierced as a kid I never wee earrings so what was that even for why do parents have their ear uh uh their kids ear pierced like if there’s a a cultural thing understandable but fashion that seems like seems a little weird a little funky I wouldn’t be surprised if it is called for the locks watch out for the locks I’m sure for some people it is but I don’t know that uh the people I know in the midwest who uh had their ears pierced as a baby there’s any deep Midwestern [Music] tradition because they think it’s fun to dress up babies that’s the only reason what’s this music from a little uh uh genius game called alt f4 uh which I once streamed for 24 hours in an attempt to beat it and it only took me 22 and a half hours yeah oh gender presenting that makes sense cheers that makes a lot of [Music] sense I don’t know if that’s the reason for everybody but that would make a lot of sense I’m glad it’s going out of [Music] style that makes a lot of sense in the like what won’t humans do in a like what won’t humans do that is like directly tied to you know gender presentation like it’s it’s a part of everything we do 22 and a half hours without sleep is there a VOD of that uh broken up into videos on the YouTube channel yep [Music] I had to explain Mex says I had to explain to a mom that she’d have to take her baby to a plastic surgeon because her baby’s earlobes split because they were too small and chronically irritated oh that makes me so sad sad cheer says the audacity of my parents to poke literal holes in my body as a child and then get mad when I got my nose pierced on my own terms as an adult but go [Music] off oh my God speaking of things from childhood um speaking of things from childhood anybody had a anybody had a Fruit by the Foot [Music] recently do non-americans know that candy I’ve had a Fruit by the Foot recently if you’re not familiar Fruit by the by by the food fruits by the foot it is a rolled up fruity uh like sort of gummy like it’s a line of sort of like how would you describe what a Fruit by the Foot is like a gummy type of like it’s a gummy material it’s fruity gummy it’s like not licorice it’s not like halfy it’s like how would you describe what Fruit by the Foot is in terms of it’s like material garbage yeah toffee not toffee are they sour it’s very no it’s very sweet fruit leather yeah it’s fruit leather actually yeah it’s exactly right um I have to stop this music I’m going to lose my mind we only made it four minutes into the alt 4 music we’re going back to the Explosions in the Sky uh I hadn’t had a Fruit by the Foot in about Megan close your ears by the way cuz I’m about to talk [ __ ] about your favorite candy um I hadn’t had the had a Fruit by the Foot in 10 years probably the the big draw with Fruit by the Foot especially in the ’90s if you watched the uh the um commercials is like it’s almost an endless supply of this of this of this snack it is all rolled up and you like you take a bite or like you put it you start chewing it and then it just keeps unraveling and it comes like by the foot fruit but by the foot in a really really long Megan bought some the other day because she needs to eat a lot of snacks when she’s uh breastfeeding because she’s constantly having to make you know constantly burning calories constantly having to replenish her you know keep herself uh having something going in some energy going in uh and and she likes Fruit by the Foot I had a Fruit by the Foot the other day they’re bad not only do they taste decent only decent the main draw is not that big of a draw they’re a mess to try and eat they taste good don’t lie they taste fine the big draw is is not a draw anymore it’s such a pain in the ass to eat I just go for it here that’s impatience that’s sheer impatience right there what do you mean they’re a mess like you start off right like you put a little bit of it in your mouth and then you have to keep unwinding it and then you chew that like you’ve you’ve you’ve Unwound a little bit of fruit right you chew and like lady in the [ __ ] style the you know the the the Fruit by the Foot goes in your mouth and then you unwind a little bit more and then there’s more to chew and all of a sudden you’ve got a mouth full of Fruit by the Foot it’s not like a it’s not like a userfriendly experience is what I’m saying it’s not it’s not a user friendly experience I unwind the whole thing and make it into a ball you do [Music] what you [ __ ] Evo are you okay these are the type of people who are like your bacon burger opinion is in insane interesting interesting you just set everything down use your use both hands to get them completely covered in Fruit by the Foot like residue unwind the entire thing roll it into a ball and eat an enormous chunk that’s too [Music] far I unwind as I go I have perfected but do you stop and chew and swallow as you go or do you or do you just like do one long piece of of stuff just Chomp the whole thing the whole circle but there’s paper involved oh that’s exactly what somebody else said [ __ ] [ __ ] good catch good catch no Sprints by the balls exclamation watch time nice [Music] anyways I I I don’t think they’re very good um I this is uh part of a series of me retrying candies from my childhood and being like they’re not great gushers still decent for sure they’re a little less gushy than I remember and certainly than were you know than the commercials made it seem gushers I would say uh I would say like eight out of 10 still good um but not quite a not quite living up to the hype through by the foot I’d give like a five out of 10 next we’re going to try um Baby Bottle Pops Baby Bottle Pops or um what were those uh those dipet things the like they were um packets of colored sugar and you had a like weird chalky stick that um what were those called Fun dips fun dips next we’re going to try fun dips okay Meg Meg bring in receipts Meg’s bringing receipts here is how long the Fruit by the here I’ll I’ll take one right now and I’ll describe it as forgot to advertise the side of acid reflux that comes with GES here’s how long the Fruit by the Foot is we’re talking Fruit by the meter or the yard here in America very long very long um it’s not it’s by the foot does not mean it is a foot long it’s like that’s way more than a foot guys it’s it’s not it doesn’t mean that it is a foot long it’s it’s borrowing the phrase like if you measure something by the foot rather than like by the inches or by the it’s saying as a game that’s not that [Music] big take VIP for the day sand man take VIP for the day um and man DDF uh congratulations um no it’s saying like uh you know it’s saying you measure it by a longer standard of measurement than you would otherwise measure it anyways they’re not very good they look like bad that’s the other thing is it looks like bacon right it looks like bacon wrapped against some paper just wait for meat by the meter here’s the problem you start it and then you unwind it [Music] [Music] speaking of sopian tasks am I right hey [Music] down go brother it’s not a race I I tried to down it real quick cuz I didn’t want to sit here for 4 minutes and make you guys watch me eat candy no no [ __ ] me it’s all fine it’s all [Music] fine it’s all fun bubble tape is the same absolutely yeah we should really come up with a list of uh of candies we loved as a kid to try again as adults I’m I’m sure bubble tape does not hold up I’m sure a Big League 2 does not hold up I’m sure fundip and Baby Bottle Pops what about those Rings though those actually I I really have interest in trying the um the big rings the tale of Copus but he just doesn’t stop eating Fruit by the Foot until he gets to the end and there is no end Ring Pops I want to try a ring pop that one I have interest in also AirHeads also Warhead what were they called Warheads they have warheads in any place other than America no interesting um is that what they were called the sour ones [Music] I was really into Pez as a kid and those are gross Pez had the be Pez had to come out before beanie babies right because Pez was Beanie Baby inspiration it had to be right how about the tube M&M’s it’s a great question I don’t remember I thought those were fine I think but the tube was a toy whereas the and the Eminem was just a quick little &m snack and I don’t like M&M’s that much Beanie Baby inspiration if not inspiration then they at least come from the same like like Pez Pez dispensers have the same like soul that Beanie Baby Corporation does you [Music] know was the tuba toy I always threw it out I don’t know I played with that [ __ ] always y’all never uh y’all never saw someone compete at the uh at the 4H fair with their um Pez dispenser collection which had 900 labeled Pez dispensers including like Betty Boop Lucy from I Love Lucy uh like y’all never y’all never saw those people who had 900 Pez dispensers I don’t really understand beanie babies aren’t they just tiny stuffed animals yep you you turns out you understand Beanie Babies I feel like multitasking was a part of the pitch of Ring Pops Am I Wrong do you imagine like going about your dead ones just occasionally licking your finger every now and then please help me understand the appeal I want to I mean you’ve just made the appeal to me I want to stream with a no I want to stream with a ring pop on my hand now you [ __ ] okay now we have to get the distance right it keeps coming down in the middle why are you doing that okay we have to get the distance right do I just run way down do I hedge my bets and run way down I’m going to hedge my BS is this the correct use of the of the phrase hedge my bets or no don’t you dare don’t you dare perfect perfect let’s go let’s go I can’t I can’t add ring pop or fun di to our grocery order what is this oh they don’t sell them anymore at our at our local grocery that’s not that’s surprising I guess Ring Pops were good and had Whimsy I feel like the Nostalgia holds up on ring pops but let’s but I got to try it I got to try [Music] it does anyone else have controversial Eminem opinions did somebody have one that I missed cookie crunch is the Supreme Eminem variety you that you’re correct that is a bad op that that is a sorry you said controversial that is a controversial opinion peut M&M’s for sure peut M&M’s are the only good M&M’s I think here’s the problem I get why other PE I I I get that maybe people like other types of M&M’s because they enjoy M&M’s I don’t enjoy M&M’s and so Peanut M&M’s are the closest thing to a nonin Eminem and therefore I like them you know peanut M&M suck that’s fine I don’t care enough to like wage war over this and if you do you know I’ll happily sit here and accept your blows um that’s fine I panut M&M’s are good for me because I don’t like &m hot take and by hot take I mean a matter of personal opinion I don’t really like chocolate plain chocolate I like choc like like chocolate as a bar or like as a as a candy I like chocolate flavored cake I like chocolate flavored other [Music] [ __ ] M&M slightly cold better than room temperature I someone explained that appeal to me because I’ve never and Megan’s family still does this I don’t get the Frozen &m appeal do they have to be frozen or refrigerated and what’s the deal what’s the deal I prefer all chocolate cold isn’t it just harder isn’t it just harder on your teeths [Music] freeze fried skittled wait freeze fried or wait wait wait yeah Megan is that the thing that uh that Broski loves her nephew freeze fried Skittles because those things are incredible if I’m thinking of the same thing they’re so good they are hell on your mouth if you eat freeze fried or freeze dried whatever they are freeze dried freeze-dried Skittles I can have like 10 before my mouth feels like it’s it’s numb and or raw from the amount of like sugar and and I don’t know whatever um I wasn’t looking [ __ ] I wasn’t looking my hottest tank extend mins are great if you love chocolate covered cardboard Ben Min no wait are you talking the Girl Scout cookie or [Music] what freeze bread by the [Music] way freeze dread my hot take is I love all my hot take is that I passionately hate milk and all milk products is that a hot take or is that just a lactose intolerant take or a lactase persistent take am I right or is that just a personal taste listen I’m guilty I say hot take right in front of a personal a matter of personal taste all the time when in reality a hot take is probably like I don’t think people should be able to drink milk oh [ __ ] but rather than I personally dislike it but I’m guilty I’m I’m guilty this is me you know I live in a glass house I’m throwing stones I’m not going to look at chat for a second cuz things are a little just a just a little just a little tense here just a little tense here but it’s all fun preferred Starburst color order wait a second I don’t remember what any of them tastes like we’d have to do a taste test for that one I think we literally did this four years ago on stream this is the fun anything I’m pretty sure we did a star do you remember that Megan streaming is funny cuz I think sometimes you just do come full circle like you don’t you don’t almost come full circle you just do come full circle I’m pretty sure we did a starburst taste test like 5 years ago four years ago but I don’t remember the outcome and I haven’t had Starburst in years [Music] so read me Ryan distraction distraction this is the part where we really don’t want to get launched did I just [ __ ] up I just [ __ ] up I just [ __ ] up no what did I do how did that not hit a barrel there we go I’m going to be so good at this Barrel section how did I do that where are we at in the bubble water rankings these days spind drift on Top Spin drift in second third spin drift through 40th then all the others then some of the others let’s [ __ ] [Music] go did we make it past the ramps at one point I think we did I just don’t remember what was after that watch out for the Lo watch out for the logs wait for Ryan to get to that point again then start talking bacon cheeseburgers somehow with the barrels I get through the three gauntlets and then I [ __ ] up every time oh yeah there’s the swamp thank you thank you Evo I have a friend who hates melted cheese specifically imagine disliking melted cheese you’ve just ruined yourself on I don’t know a third of the way the cheese is a third of the best types of cheese eating experiences maybe half I would say most of my favorite cheeses are in some way warmed or melted on a burger on nachos cheese is a dip that you dip other things into hot across bread and some fashion Pizza I didn’t even think about [Music] pizza Ryan tell us how you make grilled cheese these days I make it like a normal human I’m no longer broken and and uh and I now have access to a a full range of kitchen utensils [Music] I used to redacted in the redacted AKA my wife makes it [Laughter] exactly exactly do you think Copus um draws strength from uh from platitudes like do you think Copus pushing this Boulder right overg ground that he’s covered four or five times already um do you think he’s sitting there pushing the Boulder and he’s like one foot in front of the other am I right boys what if what or or or or trying to think of another platitude a journey of a thousand steps of Thousand Miles begins with a single step quick chat provide a platitude or um [Music] or or others all in a day’s work or I don’t even know what a platitude is I will I will be honest my definition of a platitude that I’m thinking of right now which might be incorrect is uh think of it as like a cliche phrase that is used used so much it has almost sort of lost meaning however um it you know it originally had some sort of inspiration but is used so often it’s sort of lost um meaning um generally like like has a It generally like has a moral point to it almost I would say um like both of the things I said were like basically uh you know to try and encourage you to endure this F is to pull yourself up by your bootstraps kind of guy well I didn’t ask about his political leadings all downhill from here that just barely missed let’s [ __ ] go grass is always greener on the other side that’d be a platitude yeah in my opinion and and and less proven Wrong by Google live laugh roll ball hi Bubba pet how’s it going welcome in pretty much a spot on definition thank you I don’t know if you know this but I have a take a shot here’s what I’m saying do you think Copus is one of the like positive affirmation Vibe guys or you think sisifus is out here [ __ ] hating his life you think Copus is out here like cursing the you know like is he getting by on sardonic sarcastic humor is he finding uh joy in the not that this is at all at all a matter question on my on my mind in my real [Music] life but is he a like positive affirmation is encouraging him to get to the top or is he a like finding almost cruel sarcastic ways to laugh at his situation what are you doing my [Music] dude I think he’s doing that I think it’s the second one what the [Music] [ __ ] there are emotes killer cat are there other emotes [Music] [Music] I’m hitting buttons nothing’s [Music] happening another day another dollar it does look if you like if you ignore him for a while he will eventually like bend over and start suffering so I like that I like that touch let’s see if he does it [Music] again I anyways I sort of feel like Copus is probably more in the like [Music] um like is finding the is finding uh delight and or a a desire to continue on in the way that this world in front of him is obviously built to encourage his suffering right like he’s finding in a a terrible situation stuff so terrible that it sort of makes him laugh and sort of uh and in that way sort of takes the edge off and lets him continue to do what he’s here to do you [Music] know again this is all hypothetical and about this is about my friend this is about [Music] cisus it’s beautiful that he knows exactly what his purpose is but is it sad that he didn’t get a CH choice to choose his purpose it’s it’s weird that his underwear is still white after all this confirm cisus does not [Music] [ __ ] okay so I’m starting to wonder if big lever like this has a larger capacity to toss ball I mean physics would suggest right that that’s probably the case yeah maybe we go up the side ones here he doesn’t have to push the rock doesn’t he [Music] okay so this one goes up as the top ones go down okay we Sprint over it goes right now okay kind of [Music] does he get toilet braks or is he [ __ ] his pants I don’t think he gets any brakes I think we determined he probably doesn’t get smoke brakes or anything no lunch [Music] break we just push fast here okay I think that’s swamp up there I think we’re getting [Music] there do you [ __ ] in the afterlife here’s my question not do you [ __ ] in the afterlife but do you want to [ __ ] in the afterlife I listen I’d be a fan as long as all your shits were good ones I would be a fan I think if your after life version includes all the quote unquote pleasures of this life not that it has to but if if your version does I’m saying you better include you better include the various mult multitude of of of Pleasures that are different poop Pleasures not the painful poops but you know the poop that just like the the smoothest poop you’ve ever had kind of poop this the poop that’s like you know um much needed after a long day uh uh you know [Music] waiting okay why are we why are we pushing so hard chill here chill here no Sprint no Sprint poop Pleasures you heard it here first I’m not above admitting that I take pleasure from poop sometimes did I just [ __ ] up there nailed it freaking nailed it the one on the right here is a trap we don’t go there the pleasure of [ __ ] on your own toilet after a trip I love that I have a chat that supports me so much that when I say the poop Pleasures you start filling in the [Music] [Music] blanks I would say [ __ ] on your toilet is a is a fine use of of on as a preposition there yeah of course you [ __ ] in a toilet but you are doing the act of [ __ ] while sitting on the toilet I would say [ __ ] on the toilet is fine of course it you know also raises that other you know mental image but I would say uh you know prepositions that are probably not great for [ __ ] you don’t want to [ __ ] over your toilet you don’t want to [ __ ] near your toilet you don’t want to [ __ ] through your toilet although technically that’s what we’d be doing right you don’t want to you don’t want to you don’t want to [ __ ] this is what I did for a month on uh paternity Le by the way um you don’t want to [ __ ] like by your toilet you don’t want to [ __ ] with your toilet although frankly if anyone’s collaborating with me it’s my [Music] toilet we’ve made it to the swamp chat this is basically rpr rpb somewhere around here last time we tried does it make me move slower is that what’s happening here it’s hard to tell last time we tried kind of just riding up the side and that worked until we got to a thing we had to we had to [Music] pass sorry honey I [ __ ] through the toilet again sitting outside your toilet it’s not [Music] great [Music] Tony I’ve missed streams so much [Music] and this is exactly what I’ve missed all right we’re going to focus up [Music] here what platitude do you think it is that gives that gives sfist the most meaning if he was a platitude type of [Music] guy you can only do what you can you know you you can only do what you can do kind of deal something like that something like um I Heard a pretty good one I heard I heard a pretty good one recently which was uh uh success is never final failure is never fatal which I don’t think is strictly true as platitudes come because I think sometimes failure is fatal but I I know what it’s going for [Music] [Music] sometimes you got to roll with the [Music] punches you know what while we’re here so hard trying to put a baby it hits so hard trying to put a baby to sleep success is never final fa failure is never fatal yeah if you fail you’ll have another chance in a couple hours if you succeed don’t worry you’ll have another chance in a couple hours um well known platitudes it is what it is time heals all wounds everything happens for a reason such is life what is here’s my question what exactly does seav mean do we have any french uh uh speakers in the chat sayi isn’t that basically it is what it is or like ah so it goes but how exactly does s uh translate if I take one more step Mr froto it’ll be the farthest I’ve ever been from [Music] home add quote Oh you need to hit add command there you go say V means that’s life oh that’s perfect that’s life there you go exclamation Sandman in the chat s means I [ __ ] through the toilet this is where we [ __ ] up last time chat so we got to be careful here no Sprint unless you know what [ __ ] it let’s try the ride again let’s see if we can’t make it work let’s try [Music] it I don’t know about this uh this Google response though because it says one of the uh it says one of them is the time of my life is a well-known platitude the time of your life what does that mean that’s not a platitude that’s a phrase a diamond is forever I don’t think that applies here Hold Up Fall Guy no that’s the name of a movie and also a video game and a term for a person sort of sort of like a scapegoat no see the longer you go on this list of Google provided uh from sources across the web the the worse they get laugh a minute huh tail between his legs that’s not that’s a that’s like a simile that’s not a platitude we should hang out sometime what the [ __ ] do you mean oh this is why AI is going to be the ruin of us all we should hang out sometime Google pulled that as a platitude because of a quora article sorry a heads space . uh uh article set called 10 useless platitudes to stop saying this year hey we should hang out sometime Google’s just yapping Google’s yaen hey else say I’m lurking but I’ve seen this stretch of hill before I’ve seen it as well but there’s Cactus ahead there’s cactus I’m so mad about AI being shoved down our throats at every opportunity I hate it Megan is uh on the internet a lot less than me and so the day that I got to explain you guys saw this right the day the I the day that I had to explain to Megan that people that that Google’s AI overview was suggesting to people that they put glue inside of their cake in order to make it uh uh uh like more like less runny like their C their cake icing or whatever it was people are familiar can I get a simple confirmation that people are familiar with what happened on uh on Google that day or those couple days basically Google introduced a new like uh AI feature that helps uh with searches where it like it scour the internet for you for answers to your question and then provides you with uh you know answers um the problem with that was that it was like scouring like sarcastic renic comments um some really dark uh responses in some of the stuff [Music] uh really really bad really not good for instance one of them was like what should I do if I’m feeling depressed um Google provided the very helpful answers of uh seek help with a national hotline um speak to someone you love uh and jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge um like I said for for runny cake icing uh they suggested adding glue to the recipe because somebody had said that on on Reddit um like Google was just like sort of straight up broken for a couple of days on uh oh good we’re in sand I wonder what the cactus does I kind of hate the sound stop stop stop stop stop turn the effect volume down a little [Music] bit test test test test there was one where you could said it said you could ask Goku for help with cooking chicken incredible I have to tell you here the problem is not the cactus the problem is these tiny rocks that push push off your Boulders balance because if your Boulder loses balance all of a [Music] sudden oh you see this we’re walking a tight RPP here walking a tight RPP here perfect perfect [Music] it’s just it mostly it’s mindboggling and I’m sure this has been said by so many people but mostly it’s mindboggling for me that we went from Google is as sort of the like ultimate Authority in terms of like you know like it used to be Wikipedia right it used to be Encyclopedia Britannica and then no I hit the wrong button hit [Music] the it’s totally fine the sand sounds like static I I really don’t like the sound I zoomed in rather than turn the boulder oh bye strawberry thanks for being [Music] here it used to be like you know encyclopedia branica then you know then Wikipedia then Google and now we’re at the point where uh Google became is is so unusable sometimes okay this for some reason this part is breaking my brain we just angle hard the other way this is working fine the cacti might be helpful I know I think they might be go up the side here Google so bad it has been considering Bing Ask Jeeves remember ask geves okay so dumb question I wonder if I have to go up on this ramp it looks like I probably have to right look at that view [Music] beautiful what’s that sound sounds like a lever is being [Music] [Music] pushed remember uh when you had to text a number and wait for a response chaa that feels dystopian now I remember I asked chaa some questions you’d be sitting there arguing with your parents at the dinner table about like um you [Music] know if Rascal Flats had won a Grammy or something and you had to text chaa so that a real person on the other end of the line would would SE with a better internet connection than you would search the internet Andor whatever magici you know magicians TOS they had find the answer and then um and then get back to you with it okay we’re going for broke here and then we’re going home if we can make progress out of this area oh yeah stop sprinting don’t Sprint it will be a massive Victory and we will leave to push the boulder uphill another day okay okay okay everybody just slow down everybody just slow [Music] down no okay all right all right nope so hear me out can I push it up on no probably not what are these goddamn sounds just back up we’ll back up slowly then we’ll back up fast cuz apparently I have a superhuman ability to stop a rolling ball [Music] yikes it’s amazing most people have access to all information ever yeah or at least a lot of information it it is really amazing I need to stop sprinting oh this is a technical part okay all right all right we can do this we cannot do we can no longer do this okay piston sound might be your feet going sideways I don’t think so I maybe but I I don’t think it was happening while I was I think it was happening vaguely while I was standing still I don’t think it’s been happening before this area I don’t know maybe it’s a weird version of the sand it does sound like a piston [ __ ] okay all right all right all right all right all right I can’t even imagine a world where you wouldn’t know like 90% of the things happening around you oh I don’t know that I’m so uh nostalgic as to long for that world but you know I’ll do my healthy set of like uh of one can you fall through the crack here am I God it looks like you kind of can I’ll do my healthy a healthy amount of wondering what that might be you know in what ways that might have been better sure in some ways worse too tell you what it’s really handy to be able to Google and solve my own problems with uh quick access to information that I wouldn’t otherwise have really good oh [Music] no I just don’t need to hit a rock and like bounce off the edge oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no Cactus you are a legend thank you let’s go let’s go I think I’m more focused than you are right now my body is moving as if to try to move the rock for you I love that you want to take over for a [Music] second I’m I’m starting to get suspicious of the game because Cactus are so kind to me right now that I’m like none of the other levels have been kind to me what secret trick do you have coming like what’s up your sleeve here hi boblin Goblin how’s it going good afternoon how are you today you should drink some cactus juice I’ve never had cactus juice before is that a is that a thing people actually drink okay okay the real problem with this uh with the like mechanics of this is the like momentum oh like the ball just gets a little bit caught on that lip there [ __ ] and it just uh it starts to roll and you no matter how hard you turn it [ __ ] it won’t no matter how hard you turn it it won’t turn you start fighting a losing battle rather than you know you got to be ahead of the momentum rather than behind it doing good my birthday’s tomorrow I’m trying to be super normal about it I’m not sure how ready I am for 35 oh my God happy early birthday do you have any fun [Music] plans stop sprinting early feels birthday man it’s true we’re going to Enchanted Forest a place built by one guy in Oregon it’s really cool my first time I’ve heard of Enchanted Forest before um what is it again I feel like one of my friends who’s in this stream right now has been there or who was in the Stream earlier has been there some yo clamp clampy very late how many poop discussion have I missed what if we said zero if we said zero it would be a lie but what if we said zero you have missed a poop discussion oh I’m thinking of Electric Forest you’re right thank you m I was like I feel like it was like a music festival no no no no no no no no no not like this not like this not like this not like this [Music] left boob right boob left boob left boob just a little bit this seems like a big old checkpoint right like if I get past this we’re good that seems good why do they have a ramp on the other side we don’t need a ramp on this side oh my God I can see my my way out of the desert the only Enchanted Forest I know of is a shitty tourist trap well that’s I think that’s where boblin Goblin is going tomorrow that’s not particularly uh kind uh Little Town that’s magical fantasy themed uh boblin Goblin says well I hope it’s fun is there an end to this game I truly have no idea I don’t really want to know [Music] your honor he’s gaming we’re trying exclamation Marsh we have an edge here we can just climb all the way up what the hell is that oh my God are those the Pistons The Sounds what are [Music] those please don’t [ __ ] up right [Music] now checkpoint okay break that so I can run up here what happens if I get hit by it does it kill me science [Music] oh okay it makes it makes a bad noise what about these are they on fire they look like they’re on fire oh yeah we just got whacked in the [Music] head that one missed all right that’s going to do it for stream today I think I think we’re on to the final section [Music] guys this is the final section thanks so much for watching are they shooting Rubber Chickens it does kind of look like a a rubber chicken from a distance hey you know what I have to say about this better late than never forgive and forget God has a plan for you love conquers all people are our most important asset think outside the box thanks so much for watching I’ll see you Friday for more sisifus until then bye-bye we should hang out sometime we should hang out sometime oh my God speaking of time time you only have so much this is thanks for hanging out y’all uh I hope you have a great rest of your day thanks for thanks for watching thanks for entertaining me with your chats and um and being yourselves and thanks for the subs and the support um good to see you all we’ll play Dark Souls on Wednesday most likely till then goodbye giving you kisses goodbye goodbye see you bye-bye peace out brother bye mcbs bye everybody see you e e