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that’s right uh Adam to be honest with you it was going really well and we had a lovely evening and uh you know she’s the thing is now I can’t no offense to her and everything she’s lovely but I can’t get rid of her uh Mr toy dude follows around she’s always messaging me she’s always like texting and you know like I mean you know I’ve got other other special ladies to to visit you know I can’t just spend all my time with one special lady exactly you don’t want to you don’t want to kind of focus on one do you I understand it R you know I mean you know for one lover wizard to another Mr toy dude you know I mean come on I’ve got a spread the love I mean every every special lady deserves a little bit of salacious don’t they you know I mean they be expecting that as well so yeah I understand it salacious rum remember to Make Love Not War because time does follow us yes time does follow us yes time does follow us I’m a monkey lizard I’m a monkey lizard and I love to make love that W andless it’s Star Wars but that ain’t a proper wall it is a proper wall in your dimension yes is I’m a monkey lizard I’m a monkey lizard and I love to make love that Star Wars but that ain’t a proper War it is a proper W in your dimension yes elious don’t forget what it takes to be a human being but I’m not a human I’m a monkey lizard and don’t forget monkey lizards have feelings because time does follow us okay the enough hours in the day Mr toy dude for us to give out all the love that we’ve got we need 48 hour days not 24-hour days Don’t We R it’s not long enough is it Mr a toy dude you know you know we just some of us are just oozing in love and Charisma and chlorop form and you know it’s just do a thousand in the day you know I mean what can you do not like Bob old Bob here you know not like old Bob he’s you know he’s uh just you know he PLS along Old Bob don’t you Bob you there I’m here I’m here I’m here plooding thank you lacious welcome everybody evening good evening Mr toy dude welcome to monkey lizard Hangouts the weekly Monday night’s interview show I am your host Bob rum and I apologize in advance that he insists every week on being introduced first he is a DJ producer toy and video game collector some say he’s an average G uh some say he’s an average lover and an average Jester it’s not right Al a very good Jester inate in me but monkey lizards we’re very very we got good comedic timing and of course I’m an excellent lover you know Mr toy they call me the lover wizard monkey lizard I’ve heard this it’s true it’s true uh he is also the director of the monkey lizard Register Star and the leader of the monkey lizard Army it’s Sous from get it right Bob for God’s sake called one job is to introduce us and then you can you know just go over there and be average Bob just come on bck us up okay okay well our special guest needs little introduction he is well known throughout the toy collecting Community a toy collector a seller a purveyor of goods and someone that always goes that extra mile to help you find that item that you are looking for please give it up for the heartrob of the toy collecting Community it’s Adam the real toy dude yeah I’ll take that as an intro he did all right didn’t he Bob he did all right he did all right there he did all right right bit of a heart from I think i’ so I’ve heard some of some of my special lady friends have taken a little uh a little lik into to Mr toy dud really yeah I so I’ve heard you have to give him a number that’s right they said if slous if you’re not around he makes second second best I’ll take that he makes a good wingman so we could we could probably do some damage to be honest uh you know I’m not particularly fussy either to be honest uh you know any holds a goal as for as I’m concern to be honest you know I’m not any which way bu loose so uh welcome to the show um Adam and Adam has is not doesn’t have YouTube channel but does have a fantastic Instagram and uh there it is instagram.com I’m sure you’ve been you’ve had loads of people badgering you to start a YouTube channel but uh to be honest you’re still you know you’re you’re um you’re on a lot of streams anyway and people see you all the time so you kind of don’t need one do you you’ve kind of I I kind of force myself onto streams I think now and again um I just ask if if if they want me or um sometimes I do get asked which is really nice as well but um I just like talking about what we do um collecting and it’s a big thing of mine and um so yeah um I’m always happy to chat about in terms of YouTube I have fought heavily about it and I have been I had been asked as well but at the moment it’s not something I could commit to but you know one day maybe one day one day we might we might we might bag him Bob we might bag him in the now uh Mr toy dude uh I have been uh creating some questions for you uh but before we get to the questions it’s a bit of a tradition uh we need to welcome in the Army so if Bob reads them out will you help me greet them in 100% Bob who we got uh let’s see who we’ve got uh we’ve got Mr gForce big up gfor my executive Special Assistant G Force although uh you be honest with you he don’t do a great deal of assisting there he seems to spend a lot of time mowing lawns in North Carolina okay uh supporting a rubbish football team as well just saying I said that I was saying that but they have all the teams you could pick no one no one follows Arsenal he’s the most hated team in England how how was he following them makes no sense do you know what he said because they had JV is the sponsor and he Li fair enough guess I guess that’s that’s fair enough anyway we’ve noticed there’s a strong correlation between the times that he goes Lord Mowing and the time his neighbor goes out jogging oh okay yeah seems to coincide interesting the universal toy collector stole his name from another Universal collector that’s okay we forgive him cuz he’s got a nice special lady friend Georgie that touch me up in the toilets Star Wars celebration oh I didn’t hear it was in the toilets that’s a bit it’s a bit of an exclusive isn’t it surely Ram oh did not um was that not out well I I just I’ve not heard that yeah she touched me up oh okay yeah I thought she done it in public I thought Geor is quite Brazen like that isn’t she so I thought she done it in public she G next time she sees me for saying that let just say there’s a bit more of an indepth rubber duub dub in the okay yeah yeah yeah so you know she said scious you give me things I just can’t get at home oh but you’ve got you’ve got the hair obviously sh well Shu has got some hair now a on his he got song he’s got a song on bless him P racing pal team what is th bidding hello hello the palps is it palps TJC is the old gamer the old gamer yeah Terry’s great games lik his games he’s not been very well soon so I hope he’s feeling better by the way oh oh need to get better you need to look after yourself TJC look after yourself you know rub those augments into your bits you know I’m not sure yeah well okay yeah I’ll just agree you know B’s here evening there he is Mega fer ah s hi s do you know what they call him in Blackpool I’m I’m interested to know it’s tripod oh okay yeah yeah apparently it’s because I wonder why apparently he’s into cameras [Laughter] but don’t that’s don’t know that’s the whole story really maybe GE GE Dino my personal trainer okay I can see yeah you’re looking ripped I I have a different name for him of course okay I’m sure you do want to know what it is of course I do porno Rocky okay because he sounds like rocket leag go like toys okay is that when he’s working out or just in general yeah when he’s you know when he’s straining straining himself okay just you know pulling a muscle let’s say oh he’s pulling a muscle I’m sure he is there’s another one that pulls his own muscle quite a lot con one yeah again I’m not surprised he told me off Connor cuz apparently I keep you put adding too many ends in his first name yeah one I think yeah I don’t spell too good though Adam because I got kicked out of school oh did you that’s that’s not good I don’t spell too good either I have suffer a bit with dyslexia so yeah you know yeah yeah yeah I’m I’m a bit of a a dis [ __ ] as well I got I got special problems okay anything you like to air now or you just why they put me in the special classes but I didn’t like it so you know I rejected them you know they said I was they said I was a special boy well you are you are clearly I am a very special boy very special very special indeed Jumpy’s here ah jumpy good guy you know he’s uh he’s one of my generals okay yeah he’s got his own Squad okay that’s good yeah hash cuber Squad that’s good to know yeah yeah a leader of men a you yes he is old jumpy smirking here well smirking can Canada land Canada land she’s owned by it’s owned by England where is where’s he from sorry I didn’t quite catch you Canada the land Canada okay yeah part of the Commonwealth yeah we basically own it don’t we really and we basically own America as well until they got a bit grumping through the te and The Seekers of the queen or the king some like that yeah I think easiest way of explaining that yeah I guess be bit rebellious don’t know you know God damn it pizza here well P things Pete he’s a pirate clearly yeah is he a good pirate though because some Pirates are not that good he’s got P let’s just say he’s got pirate tendency Tendencies okay yeah good know me timers me yeah I knew she was here Adam I think you knew as well didn’t you yeah I think it if we were honest Adam we were both getting a little tingly sensation in our jiggly bits w we to be honest be honest you felt it didn’t you g agree with you yeah okay you you felt it in your PS didn’t you Adam yeah yeah be honest be honest we both had a slight chub on we were wondering why just cuz she’s here yeah yeah yeah you know oh the finest love pillows on YouTube I take the word for it lady C there she is is oh Georgie I was just saying Georgie how you touched me up in the Pod in Star War celebration it’s out now it’s out so let’s just go with it I’m sure sh doesn’t seem too too too bothered Georgie now that it’s out it don’t really matter if it happens again does it because it’s out now so you know we can have a repeat the rub rub you know rub up if you want I know you’re I know you’re Pro Ewok so we could go we could do a bit of uh what do they call what they call it nub nub nub duub rub dub bit that we can go go native and go eok um yeah you’d have to ask her she might be up for it I don’t know I don’t know might she might be up here oh we got Bob uh smoking bear says porno Rocky says someone else is watching stillone work out naked right he sent me P I’ve got I finally managed to get Dino to come On Monkey said hang out in a few weeks and and I said to him send me a picture because I know you’re a bit fussy and I’ll use it to make the thumbnail right goes no it’s all right just get one so I got one and then he messaged literally like like a couple hours later going I thought you were going to use one this I thought you were going to use one of me bodybuilding and then he sent me all these pictures he sent me all these pictures of himself naked oiled up with other with other men so I’m like so so I’ve got a great collection of photos of Dino now like naked with other naked men that that that um I don’t I guess that could yeah it does sound a bit like the you know I’ll be honest with you good doesn’t he so you know I’ll be I’ll be honest with you it’s py Yum Yum’s new wank rang he’s been knocking one off to that material all night honest to God pretty smeared now you can hardly make out who’s who to be honest I’ll take your word for it just saying Adam just saying ghosty ghost’s here ghosty ghost he’s got an awesome collection he’s got a good collection the Boe the Boe ah Boe in the house the Boe the goat we say the goat yeah definitely definitely is up there and he I think he is Chief goat maybe Chief goat Chief goat plus his long dangly nut sacks to go clear attack when he walks help make him goat like I take the word for it I’ve never noticed it myself when you never heard him you can hear him com around the corner it’s like a goat herd so you can check Jedi Toy Box yeah hello hello hello Dave good mate it’s good welcome Dave welcome welcome uh yep yep yep yep yep yep yep y nothing to Georgie what have a bit that a bit that uh seems like she’s um falling for your charm Ron well the best thing about Georgie is she she comes willing you know CL form fre so no coercion required so that’s quite handy you know so that’s good all right who else we got AP APD another delinquent how you doing Nick yeah another trouble Mak care is proper trouble is he proper trouble there you are Conor’s on duty look there we go cheers Conor very uh Georgie said your nickn tasted like scampy yeah I mean you know with a slice of lemon you know people are partial you know it’s always St Bringing Down the tone us having sophisticated conversations Stu just chuing that in the comments some people go for scampy knickknacks you know what’ you go for nice and spicy or you know I mean it’s a pick them is it it’s a pick them it’s a pick them you [Music] saying yeah right are you ready to start this start the show Mr let’s do it let’s do it uh Bob first section please first section coming up we want to get to know you but not in a pervy way we want to get to know you but not in a dirty way we want to get to know you not in a Purry way we want to get to know you not in a dirty way we want to get to know you we really do um I’m an open book ask away all good it’s good well first of all I’m learning about how people greet each other in different places in New Zealand Dar Rock told me to do the nose rubber in uh limmerick they punch each other they uh eat kebabs and they go horse riding I think they do other things with the horses as well to be honest but I won’t talk about that now where are you from please tell everyone and please tell everyone how you greet each other in your place okay so I’m from um um a place called Essex in the UK um how we greet each other I don’t know I think it depends on familiarity um if we know if we know someone pretty well or our good friend we may kind of give him like a hug um if we don’t don’t know him particularly well or it’s quite a professional environment nice firm handshake yeah and hand yeah so yeah I would say it’s um there’s nothing really funky about the way we greet each other really what’ you say like did you go hello or did you go all right or do you go like easy now interesting one because I think us as um obviously I know you’re um in the UK as well I think us as UK citizens tend to ask questions when we greet so we go like oh you’re right or um what you up to or something like that and that would be the greeting um I I tend to say um um I normally say like everything going all right like that or something like that and be my hello or something like that so it’s just it’s it’s a bit of a weird one but yeah funny that a it yeah you’re right but Bob always goes our things so what things how the things what things you what about Bob a got any things why asking about his things that’s weird yeah no I think like I said if it’s um a really close close friend obviously that I’ve known for years and I know how they’re going to take me I might be offensive to them but you know you know just like then they normally offensive back but yeah um that’s about it it’s kind of I would say not overly exciting really very good very good no Mr real toy dude why are you called called the real toy dude is it because there was a fake toy dude out there too h no that’s not really well oh it’s a good question actually because I’ve not really explained it to anybody I don’t think and the only person who knows is actually a mate mine who um me and him sat down and he kind of helped me come up with the name but um or we spit balled a few names and um and basically that one stuck but um my Instagram my personal Instagram is real and then my name so um because that’s real Adam Berry I thought well I wanted toy dude but I thought it’s a bit generic so I just thought I Chuck real in front of it so simples that’s how it came about really and I just F and I thought you know people with things like this people tend to um shorten names they don’t really do it me but obviously you got vintage toy rush um where it’s like obviously VTR and stuff like that so I thought worst case scenario people could just you know um shorten it to RTD or whatever you know so yeah very good very good very good uh we got to say hello to Mr CL M Mr Brent Heen I’ve been on the stream with him really cool he’s a good boy he’s a good boy oh what’s this oh that’s crazy that’s ridic oh oh well we got a we haven’t done any Super Chat videos for ages so uh we got to play you a super chat video for that cool uh I don’t even know if we got any banners available showing the super videos uh it’s been such a long time um perhaps we’ll I don’t you probably don’t remember our Super Chat videos do you Adam I saw what you’ve done one recently Avenue didn’t you play the volleyball one for someone but volleyball yeah beach volleyball one yeah but that’s the only one i’ I don’t yeah probably don’t remember the ones because I think they were quite some while back weren’t they yeah I stopped doing them because I thought it was you know um you know I didn’t really want people’s giving money so but thank you Brett that is absolutely amazing I’m going to pick a video for you because uh pick around yeah I can’t let you uh let’s find one we haven’t had on in a while um okay here we go let’s just get rid of this ban where’s is this sorry Adam uh here we go let’s do [Music] [Music] that’s a pretty good one to pick to be I don’t you know people like what’s a big deal you just get pizza you know quite quite normal quite normal so thank you thank you for the super chair Mr Cool that was really nice you really appreciate it really appreciate it thank you so much oh and welcome we got we got Graves grave reviews as well welcome Mr Mr grave reviews welcome welcome good evening and also bazer as well baz’s here as well all coming out to see you look we all coming out to see you uh right next question uh so the dude then you’re not called the dude because you’ve got a rug that really ties the room together or you’re not a Sur surfer dude uh CU I was going to say if you were a surfer dude have you punched a shark in the nose because apparently you’re supposed to I probably wouldn’t I probably just ride one um I’m not I’m not ever punched a shark in the nose I’ve never actually seen a shark obviously I have surfed and I used to skateboard quite a lot so maybe should have called myself the real skate dude or something like that instead but awesome Point Break bro awesome Point Break bro but no um yeah yeah surfing I haven’t last time I surfed was probably about seven eight years ago when I was in Nuki so but um yeah no i’ skate I’ve skateboarded up until about three years ago quite regularly over local ramps where I live and stuff like that like a like a huligan trying to relive my youth I guess yeah now would now would you would you go Santa Cruz or Pal perela oh Santa Cruz all day long actually yeah although pal Peralta’s got some great Riders that like I’ve actually got a pair of skates um and they got I got Santa Cruz Wheels very nice very nice very nice nice love the knowledge now the question all the special ladies and the homo sapiens have been asking is uh are you single Mr toy dude and ready to mingle and as a followup are you currently disease free ask ask questions people want to know special ladies under the homo sapiens I am single um always ready to mingle and I am completely disease free as far as I’m aware listen special lady friends and Homo sapiens Mr real toy dude is disease free the time being so uh so get your you know get get on the cas get dming okay God you and I gon to do some damage if you’re on my wing man where we gonna go out where are we G to go out R we should puta it well I mean probably not in the shers because uh unless you want to go Hobbit style you knowless you don’t mind your special lady friends to be uh to be free foot with big fairy hands and fairy feet and uh you know sound lovely Dragon ale breath you know so let’s go Essex I’m up for Essex let’s do Essex Essex can be good it depends where you go but yeah it can be good and and unlike certain TV shows we’re not all um orange um Etc so yeah let do it let’s do it Spidey star’s here Spidey star good to see you good to see you Mr Brian as well Mr Brian’s here welome welcome so got a good crew in today yeah it’s cool there’s loads of people ain’t it it’s wicked now how many of you currently got uh in circulation in your harim uh Mr real toy dude um and uh you know how often do you cycle them in and out I like to keep a fresh harim going so um what’s your typical uh are we talking about collecting here or you talking about something else I’m trying to work out my special lady friends you know little collection little you know a little I I I think it would be wrong of me to divulge such information I’m going I’m GNA sit on the fence text me yeah text me I’ll message you after now from one L wizard to another let’s share techniques Mr real toy dude uh you do you send a favor chlorop form or hard liquor or you could throw up you can throw a curve ball in there you know like I I cup of tea laced with except sugar suar declared disease free zone the Run seal of approval it’s it’s always um good to be a diseased free free zone isn’t it I guess I’ll be honest there’s nothing there’s anything like that in the monkey Lair we we’re har inur for disease and ply yum yums carrying most of them some you’ve been exposed so many times to him you’re like immune so I’m so brilliant uh Mr toy dude and uh yeah through the you know the amazing evolution of my uh my bodily functions uh I’m immune to most of those toxins now they just they ooze out of my skin to be honest so uh that’s a good thing the ointments do little for me now it’s a real toy dude when we go out we go out with our you know our chosen uh uh you know partners for the evening uh what do you spray on balls to make them smell nice or do you go all natural cuz I’ll be honest I don’t think there’s anything wor than having sticky sweaty ball cuz apparently it’s very nice if you look them um Mom just heard Earth mom just heard me by the way Earth mom just heard me she’s laughing in the background I like to spray myself with um with Dior ofage After Shave I’ll just say that so I I spray a lot of that on um but not normally on my testicles which you are clearly referring to get a bit stingy get a bit stingy if you have too much alcohol content in there what’s Jedi saying Le [ __ ] that’s outrageous I’m seeing him next Saturday he’s out on the Raz he’s out on the Raz uh so nothing so you tend to go all natural with the old uh if you like Yeah clean you got to be clean and hygienic haven’t you you do you do you do do now you left of you all righty oh my god um and be dextrous really what so what does that mean then do they just both droop down equally or or or does it just depend on what the day I think I think it depends on um temperature and humidity and everything you ever get it do you ever get one when they stick on your leg and you have to like peel it off I’ve never had that situation no you don’t get you don’t get ball leg don’t you B’s always getting ball leg poor sometimes if you don’t attend to it immediately it could be quite difficult put you know peeling them apart it might even be a sort of n situation or Hospital situation I was I was going to say you had to call the emergency services with him once and like what’s the medical emergency like bull leg I’ve got my left testicle stuck to my leg and it I can’t peel it off send in your best man immediately I wonder how often that happens to Bob happens know I that it happens it happens can happen it can happen I think I think it’s happened to jumpy spray your balls with after it does Sting oh yeah I’m pay man do you man are you a bit of a manscaper do you manscape your testicles Adam do you uh wow I’m not answering that um we need to know these things Adam it’s just the whole world wants to know where you sh I don’t think they do um I think you do you do you know it I I I think again I refer back to my previous answer you got to be hygienic and clean do you do you do now would you say thatth you’re a bit of a like like how far do you go do you like do you do tram lines and uh do you or do you just do you have the whole thing off or you number one or number two well I’ve got I I have number one round the back and sides as you can see and then I tend to have a bit of bit hair on the top so got with that yeah you know when mullets were all the rage remember that when mullets were all the rage yeah um did you have a mullet I I did probably not on proper Mallet because 80s mallets have never really come back have they but there’s there’s definitely a bit of a pwn Sean at the moment for people having like baby mullets as I call them where they kind of shaved his bit here and then kind of had some hair there but I think the classic old you know rats Tails Mar m the old Billy Ray Cyrus things have never really come back because they looked awful first time around so Bob Bob had one around the Beckham time and he he thought he had a he he he had a mullet uh he grew a mullet on his testicles as well wow okay that that’s impressive shave the sides and let the back uh grow down that’s that’s impressive it’s an unusual look I’ll give you that it’s an unusual look sounds it yeah yeah yeah it’s true it’s true right okay we did come here talk about toys didn’t we we did come here about toys yeah it’s only Tak 35 minutes all right we tell it Mr toy dude yeah tell us about your toy collecting then tell us all about you know I I I guess I’ve been collecting probably about four five years now maybe four years I don’t know um I did collect as a kid yeah and I used to have loads of toys as a kid and then moving and stuff like that it kind of just you know they got thrown or I kind of I was quite happy my parents to be fair to both of them did ask me you know do you still want them and obviously I was probably a teenager in early 20s and I wasn’t really thinking about tours if I’m honest I was out and stuff like that so what stuff what kind of stuff um well girlfriends and stuff like that so toys probably weren’t weren’t on my mind and um you were you out shagging I was out getting drunk I think it’s probably the best thing drunk and um do you remember the first time do you remember the uh first time that uh you went out shagging and uh did you uh did you punch the air into light on the way home um yeah I did it no I don’t I don’t think that was the case no yeah no moving on Bob Bob cycled home I remember him he cycled home he cycled home and he was punch in the air going did it he told really okay so he’s very pleased bless him did he pleased to himself was he okay no it’s just I just had a couple of long-term Partners around that time and girlfriends and that and it was just something that toys was not on my radar um but I still thought about them a lot and it was and it was probably about oh camera’s just kind of gone a bunk um it was probably about four years ago maybe four and a half years ago um my mom um said she had found a few toys that were left in like a shoe box and I’ve still got them in a cabinet down there actually there were like some random Transformers G1 Transformers some random Star War stuff and and that just kind of made me it kind of got the thing kind of like looking on eBay looking on Facebook groups and going on YouTube and then that was it just started it back off again and you know it’s to the extent it is now so I mainly collect um GI Joe Star Wars micro machines and mask they kind of and I try and stick to them four lines but I do kind of um Traverse and go off to other things definitely uh do you remember uh uh Transformers and uh did uh do you’s your favorite Transformer um I actually I’m going to be really boring here and I kind of like I love bumblebee um and I’m I’m trying to think like is it red alert which is the white Lamborghini um I’m not quite as of on Transformers as some of other toy lines but I quite like red alert and I’ve got my childhood Red Alert down there but it’s missing the door um so yeah can you do your best can you do a transform noise probably not no I’ve never tried come on come on let’s do it no don’t I do one I can’t you you give me one you tell you showing me I do one but that is actually pretty impressive is that good that was really good actually yeah on on you do one can’t I don’t even know how to do it you I don’t know how people beat box you know what I mean I I find I think it’s really impressive so I wouldn’t I wouldn’t even be I just mangle it so that was good I like that one you like that one I’m a big fan of mask you you you helped us out get some mask I like mask I like the cartoon mask I’m always actually looking out for masks for you funny enough and deals but um I amum I’m getting to station where I’ve got quite um quite quite a decent mask collection I’m probably only about six Vehicles away from completing it um yeah we’ve wrapped it up as well we got a bold real the other day Adam we got a B yeah you know what I’m leaving that till last and the reason is is I’m just got to think where I can put it because of the size of it yeah so but I will get I will definitely get baly heel but I’m leaving till last but there’s some vehicles and we probably you know all think this that are just rubbish I don’t want them like I really don’t want them and I I’m like do I bother with them or not but tell you what as you mentioned mask I have got this bad boy sticker album oh yeah we got that yeah I remember that and I’ll tell you what it’s I’ve only got five stickers left to get oh so it’s nearly complete I think we’ve got that very one too yeah the old Panini yeah yeah it’s wicked so yeah that’s wied do like a scker album so yeah that’s amazing yeah the cartoon was amazing it went a bit weird like at the end like but the but like the the premise is amazing like you know where they get the masks and it you know I agree I’ve been watching I watch the cartoons quite regularly I’ve got obviously the DVD box set which I’m sure a lot of people have got and um yeah I watch them quite regularly but I love the what I think is really funny and that it’s pretty cheesy I love the safety messages at the end they always make me laugh yeah and proper just find them funny so now um I think you’re an AE but you’re kind of an inie as well I think you’re both you’re an inie and an AE I think AR you in terms of collecting yeah I tend to I tend to open most of the things I do have some box stuff and I do do have some sealed stuff but not much um for me I like to actually like I like to be tactile with them yeah um and I um yeah I don’t know I just think like like I’ve got some TVC this side like some newer more modern style stuff and I buy two of them so I always keep one on Mark and in our open one and I’ve got some you can’t see him there Bob me in our Shelf I’ve got some like graded um Big Ticket like um tiger fce Outback and a Storm Shadow all graded GI Jo one so I can’t get to them but they were such good quality that I wanted to get them graded you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah no I like that uh you got a bit of stick I think from somebody about it but I’m quite partial to the Old Dirty Dancing Yeah I have got a stick over that that that’s that’s tell you I’m with you I think Patrick he’s a legend where the bod he’s a legend the B sap he’s he’s the boy is he and um and to be honest it’s it’s it’s a bit more of a personal connection there because when I was younger and I was growing up with my sister we used to regularly argue over what film we wanted to watch and I was obviously a Top Gun fan and she was a huge Dirty Dancing fan and when I was a kid we used to R quite a lot over it and in the end we’d have to watch one after the other and it was one things that although at the time I was kind of a bit like oh this again like I said now I can appreciate it and that’s that’s why I wanted a dirty dancing poster in this room it’s a little known fact Mr toy dude that I’m a bit of a dancer myself to be honest I can I can imagine I’ve got I’ve got a specialty in L in Latin moves uh I can imagine you being a bit of a soua dancer I’ve got a long flexible limbs to be honest Mr Adam which uh makes me very pliable and uh you know I got good hip movement good gations so uh I believe it yeah uh don’t try you just got to be careful you can’t try you know there are some uh special lady friends that uh lose perspective a little bit and think that you can do the special lify up move with them you ever been you ever been like that you know and you’re like God there’s no way she’s an elephant there’s no way she’s it’s not going to happen you know they just don’t realize whenever you lift you should always you know straight back bend with your um Bend Bend at your knees I know but there are some that are just unliftable I mean you know got know you know I mean you got know your limits haven’t you exactly you know no your place I mean you know I I up for it because you know why not and you know variety and everything you know I want turn down you know but I ain’t doing the dirty dance LIF move of your love to be honest you’re taking it too far you’re taking it too far it’s a difficult one you got to have a lot of you know upper body strength haven’t you to do that that’s right that’s right that’s right right now are there any special toys that you haven’t got that you like like I’m going to get it but you said Boulder Hill is there anything else yeah I’d like a Boulder Hill definitely um the reason I’ve held off because they’re not particularly rare they’re not particularly expensive are they but um it’s just the size so um but um there’s there’s quite a few things that I’ve always wanted like I’m I’m going to get one of them probably in June which is um the Maverick we’re not allowed to call it that the ramen toys um aviators range i’ pre-ordered that and um that’s a great comment and I really he’s a funny boy that nuclear J but yeah but yeah so I’m quite forward to getting the old Maverick Top Gun figure um again whatever it’s called um and yeah there just there is always things that I want to be honest you know what it’s like rum um there’s always things I want and things just take my fancy and stuff like that so did you get the uh Top Gun Transformer did you have a look at that I haven’t got it yet I’ve been I’ve been looking at it and um I’ve been seeing it around but he’s just trying to get it for the rice right price but I will probably get it at some point um it’s average it’s average it’s probably it’s probably better in jet form to be totally honest with you like right okay it’s not brilliant but it’ss pretty good yeah it looks nice looking jet it’s obviously a nice looking jet in it you know the Tom G G F F16 that’s right yeah probably yeah I think it is monkey dancing lizards it’s right it’s right okay yeah I reckon that would be quite a good business venture now do you like to collect other things uh other than your toys you know I do actually yeah um I do I i’ so my collecting has kind of always been there in the background because I used to collect movie memorabilia so I have got like um a few bits in my lounge which which is like um I’ve got a Back Back to the Future Royal program from 1986 when it was put on a um weren’t the Empire I can’t remember what it was it might have been Roy Royal ALB Hall but it was it was one of the theaters in London and Princess Princess D and um obviously Prince Charles at the time attended it wow um so I don’t know how many of them is around I think you can still get some of them but they’re quite cool to have all the old adverts in them are pretty good and then I’ve got got a few signed DVDs and stuff like that from films and I’ve also got a Top Gun um replica prop of the actual helmet and hat so um I got that from funny enough got that from Canada about 10 years ago I had to import it from Canada but it’s cool it’s got all the decals on it looks just like the um the the flight helmet in the film very good very good I said to Hollywood where did he go the Hollywood said where did he go love it yeah yeah yeah you must be close I’ve got a hard on yeah who said that was that um that was Hollywood’s um Hollywood um R Gun um yeah I like remember I like Hollywood I like those two yeah well I reckon we we should proba we could probably get a couple of other people from the toy collecting community and redo like the uh volleyball uh scene who would we have who would we pick we have we have I think we’d need Chris mi from chasing 80s yeah yeah yeah you know I reckon he’d be up he’s got the hair and that hasn’t he he’d be good he would have him I reckon um I reckon Nick would be up for it APC wouldn’t he’ be up for that he’ be for that wouldn’t he yeah he’d be going well over the top be rubbing oil into everyone and propag into it APD I re I reckon we’d have to get sh maybe we could then do a petition for Shir to to shave into a mustache you look like Viper yeah yeah good evening gentlemen the temperature is 112 degrees holy [ __ ] it’s Viper it’s it’s true saying holy [ __ ] it’s Maverick it yeah that’s a good team pick a good team that’ be a good team but yeah I reckon I reckon that that be that’ be good good crack on it so I reckon there’ll be a few more I’m sure good that’ be good no Mr real TI dude have you ever considered adopting a monkey lizard and if so are your inoculations all up the date um I’ll answer that question in Reverse yeah I’ve all my notations up today um thank you for asking and your concern um in terms of adopting a monkey lizard well why not I am I I think I could um yeah could give give a monkey lizard a good home good good good good good so it’s a pretty straightforward and bul standard boring answer that’s good that’s good I we can pair you up one now I’ve been asked to ask you this uh tell us about your insta site uh what do you do on there and uh uh do we uh DM do people DM you for the nudies or do you also have only fans I don’t have only fans maybe I should maybe I could make my bit of money on it yeah no no you could basically uh Mr Adam people want so they told me is they want you naked but with toys covering up your jiggly bits oh okay maybe we could do a charity calendar the toy Community could do a charity calendar then yeah that be amazing get us all like that that would be amazing wouldn’t it would who would what toys would we match up with who like uh be fun wouldn’t it that’ be fun wouldn’t it um yeah now I’m just having a look look around actually we probably who who would have the micro machine I’m not going to pick on anybody so but yeah someone someone could hold a nightc machine or couple a couple of Micro Machines you know like yeah but no um I don’t have only fans Instagram s so well my toy one I just show my collection so um I like to I’m quite fussy with it so I like to show it in certain lights and um I will only release um three of the same line every week so like obviously if it’s a GI Joe week it will all be GI Joe if it’s a mass week it all be mask and so on and so forth because I just I don’t know maybe it’s a bit OCD but I like how it looks like that going to say your phot are really well done like you don’t just whack them up there you take effort in it don’t you like thank you yeah I have a light box and I kind of I make sure that it all looks good and stuff like and I’ve changed the way I do it recently as well I don’t know if it’s a subtle change but I used to only do close-ups of like the micro machines and stuff that are small but now every figure that goes around on the turntable I also do a closeup of because I just feel like sometimes you can see a bit better and they’re only quick reels what it I think 15 seconds that they’re up for and but I just I don’t know I just want people I suppose in a way about San cheesy I want people to get that feeling of like I had that and um reminisce and you know if they can do that through my collection and people are interested in it then Wicked yeah yeah uh talk about Star Wars what’s the best episode in the hit docent start why is it most likely to be returned Jedi okay so I’m going to actually go I’ll go one from the original and then can I choose one from outside the original because um you know it’s it’s a good discussion point I guess so one for the original I’m actually going to go probably and this came me for it but I would go Return of the Jedi just because that’s the one I remember when I grew up so for me it was the first one I remember and then I remember going back and watching the other ones but it’s more of a nostalgic reason why I would choose that um non original there’s quite a few that I quite like and obviously there’s some that are not so good um but I really really like Rogue one and I’m GNA say girl probably probably will get actually Kane for this but I like solo as well so I I think they’re both really good like in their own little way their own they’re quite good romps like I like them as films plus look got my special lady friend [Music] Amelia uh’s going to hold the Kraken I want someone I want someone to I was thinking the xenomorph will be quite good wouldn’t it like imagine it yeah that good is it me and my Zeno jum but def that jumpies put had the mus muscle figures the little yeah he has got a little Wonder Dino because everything else has all swollen up so much is is is uh his Willie looks really small now it’s like a what looks like a wats it see it in his I don’t know if I want to know but Wicked it might just be a perspective thing because he’s all swollen up everywhere else but it just he’s a big guy isn’t he do know he likes to lift a lot of weight he’s a big one he’s a big one now how you like your uh blue milk do you go do you prefer it from the bottle like AR Bru serves it up or do you prefer to go direct from the tee like Luke’s go Walker does in last J I’m not even sure how to answer that but I’m going to play it safe and safe from the bottle you missing out it’s a little bit more congealed if you go straight from the tee it’s warmer and you have to run the gauntlet of having the old te hair you know uh but yeah he but bottles quicker and easier isn’t it so all right all I’ll let you off I’ll let you off final question final question then um if uh you had to grab free items to save from your collection because a group of mercenary alien sex addicts were raing your house because they wanted to probe you probably anally what three things would you take and why um that’s a good question well I probably I think this one would be here’s one um I had ready earlier this would probably be the first thing I would want to grab but I would worry that all the missiles would fall off they are all originals and because they don’t stand very well but this is obviously my sky Striker GI Jo one I had this actually it’s an action force one sorry but it’s not pal it’s not a palor action force um so I had I had one of these as a child and basically because a Top Gun I always wanted one of these and then um uh unfortunately I never kept it but I managed to this when I first started collecting this was one of the very first things I brought again like I just was like I need a sky Striker and when I brought it unfortunately it didn’t have all its missiles because I got it cheap and he didn’t have his missiles so I’ve spent time it’s pretty unlike me because I like to buy everything complete now but I spent time getting the original missiles and all that so yeah this is cool I love it to bits I still like doing the wing things it still Chang is perfectly it’s you know it’s in great great condition beautiful beautiful and actually one of the misses had fallen off so it’s on the floor um and then again I’m I’m quite a nostalgic person so for me things like this like it’s not expensive yeah it’s not particularly rare but it is inside there I’ve got it in the box and it’s it’s all complete but when I was at Cubs when I was about seven or eight um I had to get a collector’s badge and I took my micro machines collection in to get my collector’s badge and I used to love this aircraft carrier again I think it’s the link to Top Gun Top Gun like was such a big influence on my childhood like I think a lot for a lot of people in their early 40s like I am I think it um it was such a big film and it was such a big influence so everything was military every you know I was I still want to be Maverick so yeah like um um that that’s probably the other thing and then you said of number three yeah so this is going to be really random but it’s more for Nostalgia reasons and this is a generic thing this isn’t saying I would grab this particular one but I would grab either one of my sticker books yeah or i’ grabb one of my trading cards collections so this is a really cool sticker B I must admit this is um yeah complete you don’t get him complete that often got shinies you got the shinies as yeah it’s it’s fully complete 1990 um wrestling um I think it’s Merlin isn’t it that done the wrestling one the Warriors Warriors I was a massive I don’t I forgot the page here where is it um I was a massive um Shawn Michaels fan so oh we were BR hit man heart we like BR hit man yeah I think you one the other so like the Rockers page is is awesome yeah Martin Genetti and all that but I was um huge sha Michael I love Bret har as well to be fair like I kind of I probably didn’t reading into much the storyline when I was that age I just you know weirdly liked watching Men in spandex beating each other up was supposedly beating each other up and I loved wrestling as a kid loved it nothing changes we’re still partial to the old bit I do watch bit it now yeah I do watch a bit of it now I still watch all the big events like I watch WrestleMania I tend to watch some of the other ones at SummerSlam and Royal Rumble but and I keep my toe in so I keep I keep I know what’s going on but I don’t follow it every week it’s important to keep your toe in uh Mr Mr Adam you know keep your fingers in the pies yeah keep them in there right final section are you ready go for it Star Wars role play Star Wars role play I play you play Star Wars role [Music] play Star Wars role [Music] play Star Wars role play [Applause] yeah it’s Star Wars role play you as the guest get to pick any scene from the hit documentary series Star Wars once you have picked the scene you and I will select characters from said scene then using the medium of physical theater we will reenact the scene however we will not stick to the script we’re going to Chuck it out because we’re going to make it the way we want it to be okay okay that sounds good I get it okay let’s let’s let’s be topical because I think we all know what’s going to happen on the 4th of May um from Hasbro so let’s choose the Cantina see great great so yeah great idea great who are you gonna be I got be I’m gonna be Han I’m gonna be Han Solo you’re in the corner yeah I’m gonna be greo then yeah I thought you would perfect oh Han Solo that’s my greo that’s my greo voice Prett good burito boys on solo you Smuggler you’ve been smuggling me out of my goods I’ve been shipping love toys all across the Galaxy and you ripped me off and now I’m here to get my love toys back you Smuggler well the end of the day you you left me out of the cut you didn’t give me any money you’ve been doing my back outrageous look I know you want those love to is all for yourself cuz you’ve got a whole love thing going on with that wook crew and kashik but let me warn you love making with a wook is no nothing you should be taken likely they’re big and hairy and heavy you might get crushed in the midst of passion if you start pumping Wookies with those love toys that you stole from me you leave my w out it leave chewy out of this look I know you’ve probably got intimate relations with that wook but when am I getting my love toys back they when am I getting my money back how much do you want uh million pounds credits what God damn it I’m G to shoot you I’m getting my gun out now shoot you first end scene end scene end scene end scene here we go there we go we had to do it yeah well you have to yeah you have to finish it that one who won the Oscar tonight people let us know in the chat Adam get it impression W it Adam get it for his incredible impersonation of Han Solo stealing love toys or did I get it for my pretty average greo impression let know when the Oscar who wins the Oscar someone’s got to win it get to you get my vote R you get my vote give it our sympathy right we’re at the end of the show how’s it been for you Mr Adam yeah it’s been um it’s been emotional and um an experience and something and something I will cherish for a long time I think it’s been quite productive we’ve actually got some good ideas out of it we’ve got a Star Wars toy catalog yeah uh we’ve got a volleyball a nude volleyball scene to reenact or semi nude yeah so there’s definitely some projects that coming coming out of it I think yeah the charity calendar is a great idea that’s a great idea what month will you be uh February that’s the month was born I’m going with that have you thought of what toy you’d want uh yeah have you been thinking about um probably a I’d probably need something like um an Ultra Magnus yeah yeah okay okay okay what whatever whatever I’m quite liking the idea of a xenom more for maybe a couple of mad balls to cover cover up my testicles okay yeah that that um that would work that could work anyway massive thank you for you coming on my show Mr Mr Adam it’s been a real pleasure having you and getting to know you I really enjoyed it uh please everyone go and follow Mr real uh Toy dud on Instagram and uh DM him uh if you want those nudie pics outrageous so there you go there’s there you go there you go um and is there anything uh you want to say before we go you going to be on any other shows coming up or you want to on that I will my way onto and kind of Gate Crash and I’m sure the odd person might ask me out of sympathy but um any toy fairs you going to soon or anything like that I’ll be S down next month with um with Stewie and Joie um who I love to bits they’re great people and I’m sure everybody says that about them but it’s true just be careful about going in the toilet with Georgie I’ve never been in the toilets with Georgie and I don’t think I’d start so I think I think it’ be all right so um but thanks for the advice and um yeah so that’s really it really just toy toy there always toy fairs so sand down um I want to try and also I don’t know when it’s going to happen I want to try and get over to um Holland and Belgium to hit some shops over there that’s my plan we have got oh sh just reminded we have got an end of season because me and Shu are both quite big football fans we’ve got an end of season um football review show um which we done a midseason one and um I’ve bullied Stuart in saying we got to do an end of season one although because he’s a Liverpool supporter he’s sulking at the moment and doesn’t want to do one so but we will do it we will do it because the people want it they want it they want it they want more uh they want they want more yeah yeah I just want to say thanks for everybody who’s turned up by the way um like I said Jedi Toy Box um Dave I haven’t known him long and he’s a really good guy and he’s um just he’s just com in and commented a few times that’s really nice and everybody else who I’m um quite privileged to know through to collecting toys thanks for turning up and thank you Ron been out to come out to see you Mr toy dude is a testament to uh your your your your friendship in the community so thank you for coming on and thank you to the monkey Army for showing showing up again and supporting uh we’ve got some good people coming up we’ve got uh got willhelm toys coming um we got some good people so check check out uh I can’t got a bad memory was all that uh uh it’s all that uh re Hypno Willam I did see Will Ham on your thing already you’ve done the thumbnail for it Haven haven’t you s i was watching grind grind heads gyms couple of days ago I think and um that was good enjoyed that he’s a good boy he’s a good boy too yeah uh so please uh smash the 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