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Am I li sorry I’m eating food uh I failed basically i s alive uh I I was going to buy two bottles of beer again um don’t get wrong I had a bottle of R last us three days and normally that last me a [ __ ] four hours yeah I

Failed it is what it is but I went to sleep and I woke up again and I went I JS I Dr d i Ministry and it to me it’s just like a little uh whatever in the ointment you know what I mean I could have been asked

And gone and got two two Bott of beer but I didn’t definitely I haven’t got any beer yeah some I’ve only got one I’ve got two two n col going sleep soon i’ really yeah it’s just what they just happened you I mean uh where I am is for drug

M and then I was on a channel to and just put in head and about some stressful moment and I went oh I buy some I Louise I just went I buy some room you know what I mean took three days obviously normally a day and you know I’m not [ __ ] happy about

It you know what I mean but it is what it is just literally got a find drink to drink and and this alcoholic you know what I Mean hey yog world how you doing so it just is what it is you I mean well don’t get wrong I’m not pissed I’m still I’m still good you know what I mean but I’ve got no pain I mean seriously I’ve got so much painkillers show them so much pain

On top of is that yeah on top of that pain that is really that’s the strong prescription but so much stuff and sometimes it works in oh rainbow Shady you’ve been doing I’ve been trying to do shorts no short video I found it I get 500 views I do anything else I get

Candy what’s her name she she zo oh Zoe my princess when she likes she said British people EA can I thought 16 views I do some saying beer [ __ ] for Vi so that’s go just [ __ ] anything candy and [ __ ] and working working it you know I mean I can’t be

Ask [ __ ] you know I mean what that’s yeah somebody R oh that was it there’s a guy a very good supporter of me and I couldn’t [ __ ] get it and stuff live I’m [ __ ] try hey Badger change your name to I was gonna say change your name to something funny but

Budget what that means I might let people in Louise obviously she’s one of those she a woman she’s a troll trying to [ __ ] marry me and [ __ ] I get that a lot believe has don’t get wrong I love trolls might even can’t make can’t be and stuff that I know spanner that’s his

Real yeah because again obviously it’s a real person obviously but there’s some [ __ ] though it is what it is well that’s what that’s what I was saying you know what I mean should I let somebody on I don’t need yeah you’re know YouTube they bring up [ __ ] from [ __ ]

So many mon on there you go this [ __ ] I can’t be [ __ ] so skinny bastards I blame the NHS that’s my opinion not a all it’s just opinion but any I’ve got yeah I’ve got some I’ve got a me R oh lion never sleep less you live you work in b on Trent

That’s where I am free parking if you’re in burn on Trent medic hey you [ __ ] stand youi my ass hey my come on UK get up on here I say you’re I know you’re not you’re an amazing and you’re my friend so get up on here

I’m so lucky having you as a friend and I can take the piss out of you and yeah you’ll be upset and then next day you’re [ __ ] good with friendships that in my opinion allegedly no yeah I’m [ __ ] P I might need it with all the [ __ ] but other than

That tomorrow I’ve got to stop drinking obviously it is what it is but I’m going to enjoy the [ __ ] now where I’m pissed off and happy and I’ve got no pain no [ __ ] pain but OB pain got some serious pain oh nice sh liess I’m homeless and I’m in a hotel

In Burton on Trent called the three queens I’m sure you said you’re working Burton on Trent probably the brawer but yeah I’m in Burt on Trent but least till next Monday I think then they’re going to go because I me long story yeah you could just come here and there you

Go I’ll show you what I’ve learned for the four weeks in Burt on Trent ah my he’s a [ __ ] C I’ll let him on because I like him yeah I’ll let him on because is a c I like him big up brother jie you’re a c but I like you I

Know I know I am we all are we’re all I can’t hear you I don’t know let me check my avatar my Avatar’s moving my w Beaver Avatar is that oh there you go don’t mute that yeah yeah got be you you’re a CT I can’t hear you there you

Go I don’t know why you can’t hear me is it me oh hold on hold on let me oh there you go I can hear you or Dave yeah I muted the actual PC who knew that the you can mute there you no can no I muted I muted everything

You’re my wife now d anyway how you doing to get out of me yeah not too bad not too bad about me I’m I’m I’m doing okay I suppose it is yeah nobody else gets up on Zara be should get me some bad advice about these Americans and and what what you

Said what what you know what Zar did she went film do do a shot with candy sweets do that and you’ll get loads of views do [ __ ] I got 16 people but if you say beer I got 400 people just by saying beer I get a few

15s but uh since I haven’t been on M dra did Donald Trump Zar said just do Donald Trump say Donald Trump this is what he needs two yeah I think that’s a way forward in it to be honest yeah I I heard I I he your wife’s in a bad

Place and yeah God Bless you that’s priority isn’t it to be honest with you yeah it takes priority she she’s a lot better now I ain’t got nobody to care about I’ve not got anybody to care about to be honest with you yeah so you know

That’s probably why I am what I am you know what I mean yeah a lot better family yeah she’s a is she all right yeah yeah yeah she’s hell of a lot better she’s not back to as she was a few months ago not quite yet but um no she’s not far

Away she’s not far away um yeah she’s doing all right so you know freeze me up a bit um not that I didn’t have time to come on I just didn’t have on you know she you know when you have dialysis yeah you know when you got dialysis you

Know when you got dialysis how hard that she had to be plugged to Mach how hard is that on her if you know yeah ex I don’t know what it is she had she had problems with that but I know it’s like a machine yeah yeah she had problems with her line

So they had to change it and then she had more problems after that so but yeah she’s nearly back to how she was so yeah I was more home as well yeah more bothered about sitting watching telly with her that’s amazing making sure she was all right and stuff you know that comes

Before YouTube all day so I’ve just got to get back into coming on panels and then doing my own lives again so there’s not many panels I yeah I I’ve got to learn that I’ve got to learn that I’ve got to learn that YouTube’s okay I’m I’m thinking YouTube’s okay

There is amazing people on YouTube I was I was a pisset I’ve had drink but the sober time seven months sober or eight month uh and that’s get me Clarity and I am drunk last two three days uh and that needs to stop you know

As soon as I can uh as soon as I can ASAC whatever it was I need to do it quickly uh but I I’ve seen so much being sober and and it’s frightening if you know what I mean because I was pierced and I ignored everything you yeah and

Now I’m actually seeing I’ve seen I’ve upset people I’ve seen it all you know what I mean yeah and it’s not nice feeling and that’s probably you know it’s not an excuse are going back to boo temporarily but yeah it’s like there’s no Clarity when you’re a piss I won’t recommend it

On anybody to be honest with you but I know it’s a glitch I know it’s a glitch for me it’s a glitch I’ve back to [ __ ] being a boring bastard in a pub looking at people drinking h of coke yeah that’s what I do when I go out

Oh yeah hey Ministry this is what like I went to the council to be rehome because I’m homeless I told him I’m an alcoholic blah blah blah the hospital rang them up and saying yeah blah blah blah blah guess where they sent me yeah yeah Ministry guess where they

Sent me where minist guess what they told me are we lagging sent me they sent me Burt on Tren which is the capital of the Midlands to making [ __ ] booze on T is the capital make Booth Worthington uh [ __ ] bass whatever they make it where I am it’s ironic they

Send a piss head in a hotel here where when I walk down the street all it is is about [ __ ] beer and it’s like hold on oh you know who this [ __ ] is don’t you it’s from Mexico all right have you cleaned my [ __ ] pool out yet Mex can you qu

Yeah it’s Jose Jose yeah yeah Jose have you cleaned my [ __ ] swimming pool out yet not yet you haven’t PID me yet put it on your list and no no you do it first then I don’t pay you you have to pay me six months in

Advance no you don’t no no you’re a Mexican you got no right to be in America so you do the job I’ll pay you when I feel like paying you and that’s the law has has there ever there been a Mexican set foot on English soil I doubt it no because we

We yes I met some in the early 90s um well that’s when you went to uh what’s it called um what’s it called en the Party Town what the [ __ ] it called it’s it’s like a it’s like a a place where you go holiday in Mexico Oh Cancun or some

[ __ ] count Baja there’s Baja California Baja Mexico there yeah when you’re on holiday it doesn’t count Ministry you know meeting a Mexican in Mexico I’m I’m taking the piss I was trying to make a joke I’m sorry honest to God Jose you know when you go to Mexico do they think you’re a

Foreigner because you you you you don’t speak English with a Mexican accent oranic you speak American English they must think you’re a foreigner then you speak the in terms of americ then they go yeah Mex Mexicans aren’t foreigners in North America it was land that was taken away from him Shady

California they were driven South all all the all the any Indian tribes that didn’t want to get slaughtered mov South to uh Mexico and New Mexico is that what happened and then obviously don’t give a [ __ ] to be honest with it’s Californian he don’t give a [ __ ] about his C

Exactly big before before white yeah there was uh lots of lots and lots of Mexican tribes in North America hunting parties I say big up to white man because if it wasn’t for the white man there wouldn’t be the white Alabaster girl you know what I mean they have you

Can’t have one without the other well they should have only allowed Dutch immigrants then so you would have had all the very beautiful ladies look like tennis players because they ride bikes my favorite uh is is a tennis player I love I love tennis players and and um Ukrainian High

Jumpers Olympic women’s Olympic High jumpers but um the fair the fairest of them all like snow white is a you know what I mean you what I mean no she’s called Snow White because she was bored in the snow everybody knows that [ __ ] how can you BN in the

Snow that was like a horse or something that’s why she call Snow White she’s actually Browner she’s Browner than a Mexican in real life the PO H it’s just it’s just a title Snow White she brown brown as [ __ ] she [Laughter] was he was sh color SK she was olive skin

Darkhead did she say did she speak [Laughter] squ squat easy is that the language squat easy I would say talking too fast well squ easy if you it didn’t take long to degenerate did it hang on Agent X needs to come on the panel because she’s gorgeous she’s been

[ __ ] adding me she’s been oh oh I want to marry her I went Agent X chill out it’s your hormone she’s all right hormone no she’s all right but she wants to marry me I went AG X it’s your hormones let your hormones calm down and you’ll find out I’m not very

Attracted just one time zorie gave aanx a scar on her forehead because they were both jumping for my zipper and they headbutted each other and Zora’s head cracked Asian exes and gave her a scar if you if you look at her close she has she has a scar

Right on the top of her forehead where they’re both leaping for my zipper yeah yeah but they did it because there there was fighting over me Zara and Agent X were fighting over me I’m there I’m old to I’m old enough to be the Granddad bizar Fascination I

Meanc it’s an unhealthy Fascination in my opinions y than that very very very feminine I about feminine I think zarab B could arm wrestle you and win that’s not feminine you know a good woman should let the man win on the arm wrestling win sexual equality jity change who insist to competing

Women sport the [ __ ] weird no no no I don’t do that I did it with my mom I did it when I was 16 I did it with my mom she was 5 foot one tall and she went L arm I went joking was getting drunk obviously and I tell you

Now she was a small woman I was 16 very athletic I had a six pack eight pack I find the videos later on I did a lot of exercise because I was young I did an arm wrestle with her three times obviously to make sure I won I lost

Every single time she was like how old were you oh [ __ ] so was 16 she beat the [ __ ] floor out of me don’t you you’ve lost go and get more boots get more boo it was Christmas go in the it’s like the cold house or whatever get Dad’s and

Then we got my dad’s be and we got [ __ ] drunk on that even more oh I was Bor up with Catholic [ __ ] piss did you let her win no I [ __ ] oh no no [ __ ] I was embarrassed and years later I admit beat me said years later I admit she was

[ __ ] small one but [ __ ] strong as [ __ ] let me tell you it’s all right when I when I was growing up I had a female cousin that was like two years older than me and when I was about eight and she was 10 she was racing 125 motorcross bikes and

I couldn’t even ride a bike then my sister would beat me up until I was like 11 or 12 uh or I mean not beat me up but I couldn’t say anything else you know she ruled the house you know as as as as the

Kids went and so I hit like 12 13 I was whooping her ass I had strength you know I out power her by then it was just like it went like it was like just from one day to the next I was like a little boy

Then to like uh somebody who could work the [ __ ] because she was bigger than me she’s always been bigger like uh women women girl all you know what I mean they great you know a 12 Year a 12 year old girl 12y old boy the girl’s always taller then they stop

Grind then the man gets taller yeah we fought once and that was it we piss off there you go it was like oh my God I just [ __ ] kicked your ass because I remember I would punch her in the chest as hard as I could and she was

Standard like Superman you like like and just absorb like I had nothing really it was weird and then one day it was just just reversed and I was like then she never [ __ ] with me again they know they know yeah but your daughter is’s dead

Young I saw you sent me the video your daughter with a baseball bat I believe it was a baseball bat that pinata she hit it twice and broke it mean she’s amazing my she should be that was that video was like 20 years ago well that video was how old your

Daughter now I she like everybody in those pictures are in that video is like half of them are already deceased you know like of old age no I’m kidding but they’re all adults now yeah the babies that were there and in that video they’re just they’re they’re adults now it’s the craziest

Thing like super adult like like take care of themselves adults I mean the way she did she was like that with a back she was blindfold pinard and somebody went it’s over thereit it she hit it twice and all the candy came out and [ __ ] me I need air in the zombie

Apocalypse that was my goddaughter C uh CA don’t my my daughter wouldn’t have been blindfolded for one for one but my god daughter would would be blindf because she’s a [ __ ] animal like she would be like the you put her you sent her last to hit the Bata

Because she’s gonna obliterate it you know on impact I don’t know why she was just like athletic like like she was like I don’t know like like a I don’t know she was just like a hitter she could hit anything hard as hard as [ __ ]

She could run faster like she was like a like a like a like like a what that’s what I’m saying when zombies come and they are coming J oh yeah Weir she’s a total weirdo now I’ve seen the documentaries like The Walking Dead and they are documentaries

There is some sort of thing like covid whatever and it affects you there is a zombie virus and we’re going to see something that looks stupid a little bit like me walking down the street I’ll be a zombie and but you won’t know to it that I’m a zombie and you’ll walk past

Bite you and make you a zie [ __ ] I stove your head in it’s just GNA it’s just going to end up like Mad Max is it where there’s been a nuclear war and there’s all like radiation freaks trying to kill the the rest of us are normal sh Shady you be M

You be M Gibson you Max because you’re the handsome hands most handsomest you have mostly handsomest hey they I’ve got my bloody friend let’s I’ll take the without the and anti-Semitism and racial slurs that he [ __ ] BS out all the time third four sag my [ __ ] gaming PC

Because it’s got 6am and went no you need 34 Ram 34 you went hey hold on qu second now put a link out third fourth and the second gaming channels I train Agent X built for sex I mean uh Built For What does she do she’s got build for

Uh stuff buil yeah build to do stuff a mystical watch yourself uh she has task definely has test Ice Robert what up you push it real good remember that one time we sing that um Bohemian RAB City Driving Ministry was cool hey sh hey how you going heyy how you doing hey

You’re a good egg you are you’re an amazing egg you are well better to be a good egg then how EG yeah not too bad yeah how you mean you haven’t gone live for a while you n i I just couldn’t be hon as I’m homeless and stuff I thought [ __ ] it

I’ll do it then I fell asleep I went I feel guilty then I went no I don’t I went no you said you was going to do a live you got to do it live I was about an hour late it is what it is no takes

Backs mate I can’t believe you think my gaming PC is [ __ ] 16 gigs that’s nothing that’s nothing nowadays this isn’t 2014 anymore need to upgrade I know it is yeah but no it was 300 quid it’s like three it’s like 1 million New Zealand dollars what I got 1 million New Zealand doll

Right it’s a black black black Pizza Pie right it’s a GTX 97m it’s that slack it’s a GTX 370 three gigabytes of gdr 5 gdr five uh it’s got one TB hard drive then it’s got a 256 SSD surprise super raid so it’s raided uh you’re [ __ ] blah blah blah how many

Gigaby 16 which apparently is [ __ ] no up if it’s slow it’s because you’re the the hotel’s [ __ ] po Wi-Fi yeah you know no it’s not slow at all I mean WiFi is I’ve actually got a mo uh I’ve used my phone as a mobile spot oh right so my internet is

On my mobile which is it’s not brilliant but sorry but it works the 270m is an okay it’s an okay graphics card from uh laptop it’s fairly decent five years yeah yeah I mean they’ll still play most games these days probably not on the highest settings but maybe on

Medium yeah there there’s a game let me have a look there’s a game that put it on which is Final Fantasy um yeah Final Fantasy XV Final Fantasy 15 Benchmark and it plays it very good at low resolution it’s on low I mean that’s not bad because that’s a modern

Game when did they I think final FY came out 2016 the government gave me God knows that’s that was a game what they do to sell it was a gaming one or good enough they put an emulator they put you know you can have free games

Where you can have like one level yeah they do it’s it’s thatat but it gives you a benchmark and it said all all the spec was on low because it’s 4K display it looked really really good I mean I’m think New Zealand Dollars it was like 10

Million pretty close to 10 million what you say three pound pound mil New Zealand New Zealand dolls yeah but 10 million 10 million yeah yeah what I’m saying is it’s 10 million New Zealand dollars to me that’s a a splash in the ocean because the government gave

Me300 mean I have to pay New Zealand W I thought [ __ ] it I’m homeless one I have a decent laptop second hand and there you go so what’s your living situation now you in a hotel well I’m living whoopsie didn’t mean to make you spit out your

Drink I’m living really real I’m living R I’m in a hotel I’m living in a hotel temporarily that’s oh [ __ ] finally you [ __ ] say something your Mexicans oh yeah I had um I I super third and fourth let me introduce you nice nice Pizza Pie me Mexican Mexican is actually he

Denies it he says he’s from California is really a Mexican hates Mexican and he disrespects his mother that’s mostly wonderful guy he a wonderful guy loves his wife loves everybody that’s great she just puts too many T onions she she doesn’t respect the fact that I say no I chili in in my

In my portion this was back in the day uh and I just told him one time and it’s it’s this whole um I can’t stand my mother but put chili in your face he’s telling the truth though I I can’t stand it for it because she deliberately uh uh puts

More chili and makes my my my my meals like uh practically un unedible to me you know what I mean yeah I I’ll have to I’ll eat off my my my my siblings because they were less spicy than than the [ __ ] you know plant that sh it was like deliberate yeah but yeah

Shady’s right though he’s correct he’s not he’s not incorrect yeah I’ve I’ve heard the story makes sense sucks I mean I wish M and then the worst thing about it she sheau me a [ __ ] hole in front of everybody on Father’s Day because I I couldn’t I couldn’t eat a [ __ ]

Chinese food with the goddamn chili in it I said [ __ ] I was after that I could I I I snapped on him I had to tell him like what the I said D I’ll be right back I got I gotta uh I’m touching cloth I’ll be back in a

Minute no worries I got to head off soon anyway I got a haircut booked in half an hour he’s got to drop the kids off at the pool what you know that bar you go to then third four go to get pissed yeah as it got dress is in there that’s cool no

There’s one down the road but it’s pretty close I might stop by the bar on the way back have a couple pints my haircut looking all flash yeah you got if you’re not flash you’re a [ __ ] loser in my op that’s one way to put it I need to get rid of

This [ __ ] to be honest you should go um shave it off go cuq yep you’ll end up you look like Neil well I’ve got I’ve got the beard shav M I got the beard trim do beard trim the air off and then take a razor to it shady and just leave

Yourself with a nice beard and then all it’ll take is Zara to come up and talk you into doing an Adolf again twer twer oh go go on Shady take your Transit down show us your underwear do a TW zar over you mate yeah I know it I know

Yeah what trust me Zara is a wonderful person but when she’s got a mindset to make you do something stupid on YouTube you will do it she she very the toothbrush sort of it suited you mate you could have rocked it say you’re a fan of Charlie Chaplain or something

Yep could you could have made a living as an Oliver Hardy in person apparently you know back in the day before World War II it was a very popular mustache because of AD yeah obvious Nobody Does it anymore it’s making a comeback Shady making a comeback yeah all right I

Gotta go I gotta head off you guys are still going if I’ll catch you guys later ex me probably bew I’ll be third and fourth God speed third fourth you bastard he does some amazing he does some amazing YouTube things you know there you go they’re all right they’re okay they’re they’re

Average in New Zealand you say you’re a bad egg and you’re a good egg and a good basically you’re a good person a bad egg is a bad pres and that’s all you need to know about newers never Easter and you never asked for a

Rer auder a yeah there you go a router yeah one of two one of those two it means like a shag for them mean that’s mean a shag I think I didn’t know Australian so so when I’m in when I’m in Mexico I go oh I love a rooa and then I

Get sex from p no no they’ll give you a router if you say in Mexico it’s in Australia will will you will they say Oh They’ll slap you across the face repeatedly you know so you’re not supposed to say that supposed to be very sexual that

Word it’s like it’s like worse than a shag it’s like Zar you are yeah look any anyway anyway’s up I haven’t seen Minute how are you mate clean I one yeah clean up an i one yeah talk to each other because I can’t be [Laughter] asked there you go thank

You well I’m enjoying a Doon not having any days and days so that’s why I’m in a happy mood able to come on the panel Zary said Zara said if you pack up boo for the next six month she’ll marry me and I thought [ __ ] that I’m gonna get

Drunk so marry you to who she’s too [ __ ] good for me do you know what I mean no she she meant marry you someone else no she me else she’ll be she’ll be the uh she’d oversee the ceremony and um she you Rings yeah I got brain damage I didn’t

Realize oh that’s fair about it’s Improvement you bastard I want an average woman I want an average woman what was it take a below average one then ah I’d take an average one very very very serious very um I’ll I’ll I’ll put it I’ll put it this way

Shady um I’ve never been I’ve never been attracted to skinny skinny women take over my go shut your mouth that’s the best kind not the best kind but like I’ve never never been to skinny women never I smell I smell [ __ ] I SM I smell [ __ ] come on man

Supermodels uh Cindy Crawford find them attractive is a different thing but I’ve never been in a relationship with or pursued oh um really women I see two demanding to demanding it’s like Zara b i you know Zara exactly Zar she’s like going hey sweetheart rub my feet she’s like you have to

Massage she’ll just rinse you anding keep pushing she’s worth all that effort man must he worth it allegedly see I think wouldn’t get with nobody who can’t R and and a skinny girl will get what just about I mean anybody who’s who shows their attention like I

Says hey you’re a fit bird or you know something like that it’s big game matter and you 50% 50 50/50 you might pull her you know what I’m saying but aor who knows what the [ __ ] she’s gonna rinse you and she’s GNA be can I Rin this

[ __ ] or not exactly if not there you go on your way son but the skinny girl there’s like this uh kind of I don’t know I can’t understand what I’m saying right now yeah that’s it mystical exactly mystical got’s that really worried about Laura being average Laura oh man I [ __ ] had

Some her being being the like punch line to the jokes have been tremendous like I’m being interrogated who by who well I don’t know but the way my little lamp lamp is coming coming down it looks like I’m in an interrogation room where were you at last Thursday

Night you you [ __ ] wble you know it I’ll take all of them uh put them in the cell strip him and and beat him no I’m kidding he’s got he’s got to know where they’re at let again I went like to get the banner off I’m hiding people I’m so [ __ ]

Pissed I’m trying to say BR you well you getting used to it again out I’m a like like uh what’s his name James a rebel James Jor I won’t buy that P yeah but you know that P he drove I wouldn’t buy obviously it’s dangerous that’s why he died it’s it’s because he

Was driving like like an [ __ ] probably a speed freak you all sorts of RAC link defend yourself oh yeah I put a link at just for Z you you know Carl from Liverpool [ __ ] he he made his own electric guitar he has a [ __ ] a record album the size of of of uh

H I’ve bought guitars and then modded them but I’ve never actually built guitar hand built one I’d love thiser Whitt it like he’s a scout you know a call from Liverpool Yeah Carl and ask ask next time you see him ask him to show you his guitar I can’t

Believe it’s it’s like a and it’s an electric one unless unless he was taking the piss I don’t know but he showed his his record set his record collection it was like a whole wall and it were like sideways and it was just like [ __ ] records upon records yeah yeah and then

But where’d you get that guitar is that store bought or is that yeah yeah yeah I’ve never I’ve never built a guitar I’ve only ever bought them and modified them um you know pickups electrics and stuff I’ve got my electric next to me that’s I gain 100 and like swooping

It up put like a VTE in it but yeah I’d love I’d love a handbuilt guitar um get the you know what I mean Carl Carl did it in like like a couple months and he he said it like if it was nothing it’s like ah

Yeah like the craftsmanship he he it was just like he just like well I will just guar pulls it out yeah I can’t gu I was stoned out of my but I’m pretty sure that’s what he did I wish he was I’d go I’d rather go

If I could get a piece of um a nice piece of maple or oak or even a a hard Beach that was you know cured properly mind I wouldn’t mind a a one piece guitar but I’d have to get someone to drill and put the trust rod in which

Keeps a neck straight and then um I’m [ __ ] with a router so I’d have I’d have to get someone to Route the body for me so might as well [ __ ] buy one or have one made I n you you want to cut you want to cut the

Shape like like I could do that I could do that on a on a band so no problem you [ __ ] it up don’t you think you [ __ ] it up is it [ __ ] it up if you [ __ ] it up that’s it you got on you got reades on your guitar it’s as simple

As but if it’s a piece of Oak it’d be hard for you to [ __ ] it up it would yeah it would would and the thing is you can get it even if I didn’t want to do it you could take it to someone and they they do a general shape and then blast

It with a a CNC machine a water jet machine and it’ come out exactly as you want it um exactly as you want it to the yeah well not 3D print it’s just the water jetting machine in it they use it to cut metal wood um all sorts

I can’t even really imagine what that would look like oh there’s loads of um loads of videos on YouTube if you put in CNC machine a lot of stuff that will come up will be like um people using it to make wheels for custom bikes and custom

Cars um cutting design car body parts all that sort of stuff so I can’t about are we went off in a tangent me excuse me I got remember to hide beond my microphone if I smile so Henry can’t you come on the you not been on

Big up agent she was only telling me off in the chat yesterday it’s free speech yeah she was telling me off for not doing lives and then she said she hasn’t been live for ages so I mean this place this YouTube ever’s doing live streams and then because

People aren’t doing it like me and other people other people are getting the Adoration you know princess Angela she’s getting over a 100 people but for some reason her channel it’s got a good vibe to it I never really I had people taken over mine in the early days

When I was getting 180 people or 200 people but they they was I was new I didn’t know the rules yeah it’s down to some of the guests and she she likes to run you ruined a good channel the channel was people taking over with their opinion youan

James I mean yeah she like mean good luck to her to be honest with you but I think she’s a bit political as well James I think she’s a bit political which is fair play minute I don’t know what I’m doing I want yeah she runs a chat I don’t want

[ __ ] that I used to be when I’m drunk them yeah I’ve broke the rule of not drinking so I got to concentrate on that now yeah Angela any non in chat I like the form going oh they’re really yeah I was I had turn R went to all the wonderful donkeys the wonderful

Donkeys they are there was ponies because she knows I like donkeys Shady they’re not donkeys but it’s for fun in my that’s a good that’s one of my favorites right there in oh Dr I’m drinking cream soda it could be if I put some of that in it is it

American it’s [ __ ] nice yeah [ __ ] uh Ministry is drinking like a [ __ ] American like a red blooded American in there Dr Pepper and [ __ ] Jack Daniels I drunk I drunk my C on Jack so there you go cheers mate BBS up I CH to warm medicinal purposes and

All that [ __ ] that’s how you do it though well there’s a bit of lury around [ __ ] the misss brother rough as a Badger’s ass uh rung the doctors and they told him over the phone that he’s got the C uh vid thing um how they can

Tell it over the phone that he’s got it right but yeah there’s lots of lury around at the moment um change change of seasons is it it’s uh it’s exceptionally warm for this time of year over here it’s [ __ ] summertime over here now already I got a sunburn today

JY I’m I’m gonna have another killer [ __ ] suntan like last year was was the best suntan I’ve ever had in my entire life and I’m gonna try to top it this year you know what I mean you know what I mean shady and it started it started today I didn’t even

Know yeah Jose was you being outside was you being outside cleaning the pool and doing the gardening while you got the suntime the garden is where I got the yeah yeah no he was telling someone what to do while lying in a hammock drinking margaritas no no back in the day that

That would that would be partial Sunan me being mobile moving around it gets the whole upper body like everywhere last year the 10 I had I was like a like a of of uh what do you call it peanut butter it’s tanned all over I people be

Like what the hell where’d you get that tan at I was like I don’t know I just work I just been this I’m retired spectacular I’m telling you and I’m going to beat it this year because usually before that I would have the farmer’s tan just my arms like just my

My shoulder my my elbow below would be would be completely golden and it my rest my body be like pasty white you know I mean you do a t-shirt or I do a sweater my hands be I swear but did I for two summers already practically I

Don’t even know I don’t even have pretty I don’t have shirts really like that I used to have a State Supply of t-shirts all the time I don’t I think I have one but and Sumer start at today I bet you I guarantee that there’s not gonna

Be another cold day at but I didn’t say that when jinx it but I felt today beening to Jose pays the bleach thing to make him look white I don’t look white I don’t look white you bleach your skin ask Agent X Agent X SE me ask Agent X if I if I’m

White ask her hang on Agent X is he white or what no only from the wa down she didn’t answer she didn’t answer only my bollocks is white my bollocks are Alabaster I have Alabaster bullets that’s you got loose enough or uh high enough Daisy Dukes for when

You’re out working in the Sun get your n [ __ ] there [ __ ] turned is well you still kind but with a with a spectacular tan right above it and there like pasty wiper but I’m telling you a but I it might it might [ __ ] me up but I’m

Telling you the the the years I spent with just my my my sleeves being now it’s like I’m get spreading out that the uh UV but I’m not out there all the time but today like yesterday it felt it felt it was overwhelmingly hot yesterday like it it was uh and then

Today was just it was hot as [ __ ] like like a work day and I was able to like just like find some shade and then like get back to where find sh but yesterday was just like it was it was like um oh it was stuffy stuff like couldn’t I was

Like [ __ ] this [ __ ] I’m going to go back inside and [ __ ] play yeah it’s warm enough for me to just be in a t-shirt jack off what is he have t-shirts or what tiny almost humorous elv what is that look a pair of creamy marbles size two yeah that’s what di looks

Like [ __ ] and there you go there you go if you say so my lady if you say so maybe maybe maybe you’re just uh uh uh uh maybe I’m just uh I don’t know never mind but lady what did she say my tiny my biny tiny

Bowls uh shrivel up or no remember the movie uh snatch when uh when with bullet Tony or some [ __ ] like that he goes and your mincy balls [ __ ] sh shriveling up because he pulls out his Desert Eagle balls my balls is [ __ ] shrivel up disappear up in my throat someone

Pulled a [ __ ] Desert Eagle on me yes yes you would yes you would fck you’re not getting up after being shot by one of I don’t care where you’re shot if you’re shot in a leg your leg’s [ __ ] staying where it is and the rest of your bodies yeah dragged off by your

Fingernails they’re just for show if it came down to using your dead eagle in a [ __ ] gunfight or or or to hurt somebody it it’d be the most randomst [ __ ] situation and it be like worst case scenario you having a somebody with your [ __ ] desert eag I’ll take a 9 mil

Right all day nobody has a des yeah You’ have to have an Arsenal before you get that one because that’s like just a Showgun that’s for that’s for like uh it’s just there thing guys um on YouTube obviously they got they do mostly emot cross and [ __ ] but they got lots of hunting

Land and they do all sorts of challenges and one of the challenges was kadia with a 44 magnum um and he managed to do it and it [ __ ] dropped this this big deer on the spot whereas if he chot it with his 3 five Creed more um they would have had

To track the de probably a couple of hundred yards maybe quarter of a mile um but the 44 magnum just [ __ ] E it obviously in the chest and it just dropped it on the but [ __ ] amazing to see but like yeah if you’re not into that sort of thing that outdoorsy living

Sort of thing is for you you know what me have you ever seen the bullets are expensive too so like you don’t you don’t shoot those [ __ ] unless you really want unless you’re showing off something or someone hasn’t shot one yet you yeah they say that they make a point of

Saying you know I’m loading this with five or whatever it’ll six whatever it old at 10 or 15 a shell like you could fill your [ __ ] gas tank like what’s that sh no it does cost you a lot of money to fire a bullet mean back when I fired in

The 80s I fired a 44 magnum and it was 50 p a time in them days yeah but people that had guns were happy to brag about it do I mean anyway I’m going to leave you all because I’m definitely tired this Society ex’s go there you

Don’t cool shady I need some sleep yeah you take care brother I’m gone e