Budget Bike Battle Bratislava | Let’s Meet the Girls! | Day 02

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Well good morning everyone how you feeling boys oh absolutely fantastic feeling all right I’m feeling ready to go ready to start another day the custom exhaust sounds absolutely delicious I tell you what it sounds like it sounds like my lawn mower your your bike [ __ ] off yeah a lawn mower with a

Much bigger flywheel it’s like when you go go-karting and you’re in one of them [ __ ] go-karts that’s got like a generator engine that’s what that sounds like that sounds your body sounds like a car mate no it sounds like a race bike here we go well I just hope Al that your uh

Motorcycle control today is a lot better than than your bicycle control from last night cuz that was that was I mean the first half an hour was actually quite funny but the remaining 45 minutes of trying to get down here was uh well I think from memory pretty exciting it

Wasn’t just me I think Michael was uh heavily involved yeah I can remember seeing you on the floor I mean the video evidence suggests otherwise yeah well don’t do shrooms and ride I guess oh I’ve got a breathalyzer in my pocket as well to be efficient and police likee so

So we should uh smash some of that well we’ll double check so where are we going then right so what we’re going to do is we’re just going to pole into town this is where we cycle down last night we’re going to have a little whz round show

You a couple of little sites and then we’ve got to go and pick up the girls yeah so they’re gagging for aren’t they they’re ready they’re absolutely ready to go on the uh on the holiday with us I don’t know where we’re meeting them actually I think they got a bus in from

Out of town somewhere they flew into skiple didn’t they so yeah skiple skiple I need I need McDonald’s or something are we allowed to filter here oh [ __ ] it he is head man they did he with the longest back in the world he has got a long

Back um Baron long back can we get McDonald or something I need one yeah oh I’m going to wait I’m going to wait I’m going to wait I’m going to wait that’s very kind of you it’s not you’re not normally the case I’m incredibly considerate thank you very much oh my

God feeling all right I feel all right yeah I me the best night of my life we had the best night ever didn’t we boy yeah it’s [ __ ] brilliant yeah yeah brilliant I just remember laughing louds can’t remember what I was laughing at and oh no ST it oh [ __ ] what are you

Doing well the kid went out you [ __ ] [ __ ] you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] well at least I’m not on mushrooms high as [ __ ] surprised you saw it there wasn’t a kid there at all it wasn’t can we go can we find a McDonald’s please or some sort of fast

Place yes all right just answer the question to be enough [ __ ] eggy I’ve said yes several times I think wait you’re the one on psychedelics is this where that coffee shop was uh I can’t remember I don’t know no I don’t know we gone too far we

Should have turn left no we came down there last night oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what [ __ ] I didn’t know if that Lorry was I never I never know what the what the kind of rules are in different cities there like no what the road all the road

Markings mean and that merging from left and stuff cuz apparently people from the left have right of way did you hear that in one of our other videos in Belgium some belgians were like oh actually well you did wrong that’s like if you’re sailing a boat is it the people on the

Left hand side have to turn and pass the duy pass the duy on the left hand side we we should have turned left ages ago I’m sure no this is where we came last night and we we went round there it [ __ ] is me need go to the right definitely left

Definitely there well was left left it goes round to the right we’re going to the right are we right oh you where are you Chris I’m behind you yeah I’m observing your riding skill you now left now left left left left left left left left yeah [ __ ] oh dear this [ __ ] Lori keeps

Rolling backwards car monkey on the car oh [ __ ] now now which way AR stop by the [ __ ] Lorry oh John Fu me where basically if you just keep going straight here you’ll end up at the cafe oh I know this is a coffee shop yeah oh last night Coffee

Coffee shop where yeah this is where we park the uh coffee shop bicycles here go on this [ __ ] Lor oh you want me to okay you want to follow me this Lor is impatient oh [ __ ] the Lori coffee shop Reaper coffee shop Reaper mate [ __ ] in

Now oh it smells oh smells like gang we got we still got some do left I think Sam toked it did he yeah boo have you not got any does left I I let the um I let the cameraman look after it oh oh [ __ ] sake but here’s the castle you

Thought you were in Disneyland last night is it yeah yeah remember it was all lit up and he kept thinking he was dreaming he he was he was like hallucinating but it was actually real well nice there’s a little market over there get your fruit and veg I got my

Fruit and veg right here mate there’s a million very nice there’s a million bicycles isn’t there yeah in this place you’ve got to have you got to have your wits back don’t you yeah it’s not it’s not an easy place I wouldn’t want to do this on like a mushroom cown for

Example look here’s the here’s the market look here we go here we go got some fresh fruit Dutch cheese any from marjerie bit of eam get your Dutch cheese cheese get your Dutch cheese out you [ __ ] this where this is the this is the pub we’re in last night I was it we

Was yeah we start there yeah oh that’s when it really started to make take [ __ ] remember that [ __ ] hell he just threw his banana did he oh [ __ ] I bought that then did you yeah I probably just your Center stand it’s it’s kind of Carnage riding or just

Driving through this place isn’t it it’s sort of like a nobody’s got right away they just go everyone just goes yeah what we doing but that’s what it’s like in a big city isn’t it the rules are different because you have to just [ __ ] go for it I’m yeah there’s all

These [ __ ] Unwritten rules that who doesn’t doesn’t have right of way and it’s just a who wants it usually who [ __ ] wants it have it I wish I had a [ __ ] rear brake it’s well annoying I got a rear brake so far the Honda Pacific Coast 800 is performing oh you

Dirty old trusk uh so far the Honda Pacific Coast 800 is performing faultlessly but that’s cuz that is like a a city bike isn’t it has it got Gears has it actually got Gears yeah my bike has hasn’t broken down yet booie uh my brakes haven’t failed yet Chris and so

Far so good so uh I don’t think it’s a [ __ ] leaving the battery to go flat with it leaving the on that doesn’t count as it’s broken down it broke we don’t change your tune now it was just just [ __ ] flat battery we had to bump

Start him yeah that’s and that was not broken down but if he didn’t if he had two legs he could have probably bump started himself so just cuz you’re a disablist yeah yeah exactly you’ve got a you’ve got a little compartment open Al is it open is it

Yeah not in the main compart F on the road mate you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh that that’s my flat you flat I just don’t know what’s that oh [ __ ] my Johnny’s it’s the Johnny’s hanging out yeah it’s beautiful isn’t it I [ __ ] love this place I mean £10 gets you out absolutely gazebo well

Plus the other 400 that we had on beer afterwards oh for [ __ ] sake oh oh yeah I just want to get on the other side of that big one oh for [ __ ] sake boys no chance mate okay me you want you want to take it why oh

[ __ ] oh my God my bike’s over hitting right we need to get out of town cuz my bike’s overheating oh oh your bike’s overheating is it yeah I want to get over this one and we’re just going to have to do it round and around in

Circles now I know but we want to I want to get over that one there with those people on it if we need to take remedial action because your bike is overheating I think we can class that as a breakdown nice try I’m joking I’m joking

It’s not overheating no no if we need to alter our course because you you can’t ride your city bike around the city for more than 10 oh [ __ ] hell is he [ __ ] crossed it is he crossed it yeah [ __ ] nearly [ __ ] very nearly yeah how do we get should we just pull

Over and find we go we go out here right guys uh we’re going to get a map and Al Al fight’s about to break down so we need to get out of here why is it off cuz it’s overheating that’s why isn’t it why pollute the atmosphere with [ __ ]

[ __ ] okay this is the bit we’ve all been waiting for to pick up the girls had a long flight yeah they’ve had a lot two hours been a long day for them so this is my this is my beautiful lady this is chardonay Deluxe she’s really

Quite lovely as an accurate PAN test the reason we had to get these is cuz they are heavy aren’t they I mean these are like this is the lightest one but it’s still about 40 kilos she certainly got some weight upstairs this girl I mean Al

Can explain in a minute I don’t want to offend her but it’s a it’s a two-man job what we’re going to do is we’re going to get uh chardonay on the bike now now get a helmet on her as well let’s get her on the bike get let’s let’s get on a bike

Okay I I’ll and please don’t be like touch her genitalia or mis misappropriate so she’s all right this one she does see bad is she she’s actually really quite fit okay so you just spin around a bit there you go look I’ll just say I’ve given her a

Nice fluffy sheep skin seat in there as well oh happy is Larry bless her she’s right there ain’t she I’m a bit worried about her head though this head so there’s a little bit of a background as well these are Factory returned not returned dolls they were Imperfects um but they’ve all got

Various defects and my one the head falls off so if you were in a rampant situation the head may fall off or just take a head off I mean bless her but handily rather than taking that all to your room you can just take that ladies and gentlemen I’d

Like you to meet toin um toin likes prco uh Wham and riding on the back of kawazaki voyages so um I know for a fact I’m not going to be able to lift her by myself and put on the back of that bike so if you don’t mind Mr Fagan I’m here

Mate that’s what I’m here for [ __ ] yeah get a leg [ __ ] she’s heavier she’s heavier than sh isn’t she oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] he out red oh no we love to come back for that [ __ ] I don’t mind it falling off I just really don’t want it

To go through someone’s [ __ ] wind screen yeah don’t don’t feel as romantic when she’s not looking into your Eyes so this is Fatima ladies and gentlemen and um what’s wrong with her arms I don’t know she’s got she our pits right come on then let’s get on oh [ __ ] hell [ __ ] oh my God I don’t what to do I’ll go I’ll Go H let’s make it look like she’s enjoying Herself this is uh this is actually quite difficult to ride now this is really difficult I could just see a Fatima’s head bouncing around all wobbly wibbly wobbly yours looks pretty stable booy yeah she she do feel like going anywhere what’s Sean can I come past you and you

Have a little keep an eye on sorry shardon keep [ __ ] hell [ __ ] hell all right it’s actually a really good test you got to be really smooth haven’t you yeah yeah cuz cuz they’ve got no muscle control they can’t even Lean Like A little bit no and these

Bikes are kind of designed for two people are they which way we going which way we going straight on warming it right yeah right here still on she’s [ __ ] tall is she yeah she’s still Chris she looks pretty stable mate it’s not like she going anywhere but unless you do that

I’ve angled one of my mirrors so I can so I can like maintain eye contact with oh that’s good idea are you going to Roger yours I don’t I don’t think I can I I don’t think I can it’s like rubber is it oh the golden arches let’s have a

Look at your golden arches we’ll see what I look like in the reflection right the other thing I’ve noticed you have to put it on the center stand if you put it on the S down they just [ __ ] fall off this might be a two-man job every time we get the

[ __ ] bike well well I think you just got to be kept like sensible about where you park yeah cuz how you going to get it off the center stand oh she’s she’s right oh no I don’t like that oh [ __ ] hell so she’s having the [ __ ] side stand oh [ __ ]

[ __ ] off oh oh [ __ ] hell hang on on ready yeah oh Fatima you’re not having a McDonald’s Uh I’m I’m just going to tuck the straps down and a crack quite useful Actually you need a push yes please mate oh [ __ ] [ __ ] hell she [ __ ] oh [ __ ] where’s my key we are absolute dicks aren’t we ah yeah F’s actually got lovely hair she has yeah yeah beautiful we got that free it was thrown in with it oh was it yeah

Well we spent about two grand on these [ __ ] so [ __ ] hell right now this is the real test the motorway how fast do you think we should cruise at I mean this bike could easily cruise at 100 comfortably yeah I don’t I think probably I might start getting a bit scared Beyond

18 oh well I it was bad enough before but I’m talking with the girls on is it this one no it’s not is it this H uh yeah yeah we got yeah yeah [ __ ] hell it’s so [ __ ] Mushroom Man oh [ __ ] portabello up there oh [ __ ] what oh that was a uh yeah

And my I just give it a handful to get out that um slip Road there and there was a not insignificant amount of clutch slip oh no really so I’m just yes I’m just going to be a going to be no I don’t think I was spinning the

Tire up no I might put um F’s hand down it’s she’s causing a bit of BU yeah the thing wiggling in the in the breeze me to do it um no it’s not good idea that’s not a good idea no which one are you removing the finger of

Her arm down cuz I can feel her property oh yeah there we go oh that’s no better oh yeah she’s good yeah yeah right guys well um let’s uh crack on and do some Mars everyone’s loving the tits on uh on chardonay as they drive past well they

Would they are a lovely pair of top bollocks they’re they’re absolutely topnotch I wonder how much you pay cuz they’re basically silicon tit can you feel them if you lean back I can lean back into toes yeah like back rest yeah right well let’s crack on and get some miles done

Cuz we’ve now got to go we’re going to even said where we’re going we’re heading to Prague but we’re going to need to stop over halfway so we’ve just plopped a romantic hotel uh to get to know our Our Ladies uh maybe intimately take them for dinner and uh whne and

Dine them so we’re going to do that have a bit of recovery after last night um and do some finger banging and do some finger banging yeah and just push on oh and that halfway spot by the way so it’s 3:00 now and we’ve now after doing 80

Mil so far we’ve now got to do 300 uh no it’s 378k so it’s about four 4 hours four 4 hours a Bosch down this down a slog down the motorway um and hopefully we’re intact I’m quite enjoying this I mean she’s all right at this speed I’m

Happy at this speed [ __ ] time what we doing about 65 something like that uh yeah yeah bye bye bye well I don’t know about you Chris but I’ve still nearly got a full tank of fuel here uh I’ve used a quarter of a tank I have three quarters of a tank

Left we’ve done 98.5 mil and the Honda is out it’s not out it’s just a bit low it’s going to be really arduous this isn’t it chill out I hate it when you say that well chill out it’s really patronizing I need a hand with a put putting it back oh [ __ ]

Ready sorry s yeah Apologies Wow that was a long old uh stint that was a long old stint that is the longest stint will do other than riding back isn’t it yeah but it was actually really Pleasant wasn’t it it’s a beautiful engine the sun is Majestic in that sky and uh we had a good old

Time with the girls I think this is it is that us oh my God are you are you [ __ ] me no you actually not look like the uh pictures at all oh my God this is like this is like [ __ ] bites his Motel is it where everyone gets murdered three stars

M first night with the girls uh back with the girl so treated him to the nice uh Ka of H hotel and uh yeah I mean got nice romantic we’re not going to go silly tonight we have a s of a recoup night it’s a great restaurant down the

Road uh grab a bik to eat and and um yeah um really make sweet Love did a fantastic job today very good uh very good first time she’s been on a bike and she did a fantastic job of ping um so I’m going to rewarded tonight some sweet sweet love special special treat all right can you just close the legs for me that’s it that’s

It it’s a perfect MO is it really yeah perfect you you’re in charge while I’m away I’m going to have some beers with the boys don’t burn the place down will you she’s quite a lot lighter than the other one she keeps herself in in shape so

You have a nice little time she’s very pretty and very happy she’s always very happy a little face was was riding along was Nice not me and Then there she is It Oh there’s an ass there’s an ass’s an ass [ __ ] lies in it yeah very soft actually and it soon warms up F going I’m in two in one two in one the uh stick stingray oh yeah coming up in the next episode we wake up with a whiff of

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