Look it’s a big moth oh how very Canadian of you is it a dragon I mean this is drau Lake I guess that would make sense wouldn’t it kind of looks like a hippo though does it does look like a hippo it looks like um what’s the hippo What’s the thing that
Charges us that we just said looks like a hippo mouth hippo nope not a hippo it was not a hippo oh well it’ll come back to me have you ever seen those those videos of the like baby hippos and they like run up and like bite somebody they’re like and then they bite
You and let go and then like the caption is always like become ungovernable I have not I have not seen that okay but I do Wonder at what point cuz baby hippos are freaking adorable yeah I wonder at what point they become deadly and dangerous to man is when
They’re big enough to hurt by doing that cuz they start doing that at Birth do they really yeah they bite the [ __ ] out of you wow devout swordsman who offers his prayers here my plea I pray that you won’t plea to me anymore I can no longer sense the
Present of the mother goddess statue which dwells in the vast Canyon I would ask you to go to that land and bring Tidings to me of the mother goddess statue I’m God please I beg of you mhm okay was that what I was supposed to do I don’t know I got to find
Toru toru or roru roru toru dude do you think toru and roru are the same character noru oh see I said it like an Australian so it would fit the scheme am I supposed to find him here I mean he said follow me in there
Didn’t he yeah but this is it right I mean unless this isn’t the ruins looks pretty ruined there’s a shrine up there Co that’s what I should do then that is my goal my dream my passion you like a Broadway star just breaking into song at every opportunity I don’t know what’s gotten
Into me it’s fun I like it uh today’s just a musical day yeah I do it all the time um okay I just coming up with bunch of sketches yesterday and now it’s like you’re inspired I guess that’s great I guess the trains running you know yeah the the the the wheels are
Lubed other things are lubed I’m just lubed up man yeah yeah there is lubrication Dale gribbling lubrication Dale gribbling gribbling should abs absolutely be a verb hold on I need to loot myself up all right sufficiently lubed how did you know I wanted a cold one how did he know I wanted a
Beer all right let’s [ __ ] get up there and do this Shrine I’m not talking to you sign guy the fate of the kingdom is at stake I don’t care about your stake yeah we’re dealing with important things here that could establish the entire government of Hyrule there’s no time to talk about a
President did you come how dare you if you have to ask you didn’t do a good enough job oh man boy that that jauza Lake really does look like a little yeah kind of Claw Monster it definitely doesn’t make me think of a dragon it makes me think of
Like a cartoon snake you would yes you would draw as like a three-year-old yeah um okay when you when you don’t have the ability to like draw correct facial features so the head ends up being like way too big yeah is there like a propulsion device
Or am I just kind of oh wa oh whoa whoa who it’s going it’s going it’s going sorry side yeah the propulsion device was apparently gravity I guess so I did not realize it was a gently wait wait wait wait oh well actually you know what
Maybe it was for the best that you didn’t catch that one um well first of all now I got to get up here so I can see oh that’s kind of clever I like that well they’re like um cuz I whoops Aon it’s fine it’ll come back what’s up they’re sort of teaching
You what device to make by doing this in like a different way pretty smart CU once I build this and I’m able to get up on this thing then I can just like reuse it would you want don’t fall don’t fall don’t fall here we go grab it
Whoops all right well maybe that isn’t the thing maybe I or maybe I just got to do it fast oh I need to [ __ ] position it so it’s not yeah like so the the flaps are down no no no that’s that’s what I would think yes for the other one yes but for
This one I do like this so that it’s not lopsided here it is again cuz you’re excellent cuz I think what you’re doing is great think you’re doing great work thanks I appreciate it see everything’s excellent to you H you just go through phases you know what I mean
You just go through phases yeah in 2019 everything was dope that’s true oh man I missed the dope days I mean you can bring them back anytime there’s nothing stopping I do say dope sometimes I just don’t say it as much as I used to I was watching this old clip
Of Game Grumps that was the short that we put out and it was just like and I was reading in the comments too it was like ah yes Aaron’s dope era it’s [ __ ] good I mean that’s how language is you just your your brain gets into like a default setting oh
Yeah it’s just language happening right in front of your eyes language happens am I right put that on a bumper sticker uh yeah a language happened all right so yeah remember when I used to like ooh sort of make Japes about ninjab Brian listening to bougie Linguistics podcasts yeah so it’s
Definitely come full circle and now I you listen to them I think they’re fascinating oh man that’s great God damn it so what do you learn I’ve learned that you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain this is the way to do with it
That looks great that’s awesome oh and some fans yep oh my goodness hold on a second dope sement wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that track is busted which one oh yeah you got to move it to the good one huh can you move it to the good
One or is it all busted let me see what happens okay so one is not strong enough uh God that’s interesting oh I see okay got it got it got it got it got it got it yep explain to me um explain as if I were a
Child I need to make one big long one um so that here I’ll show you it needs to span the whole thing ah okay um so this I was like half right okay so that one goes in that part and then this one goes in this part on no no
No baby baby mommy mommy baby baby baby baby baby all right I do that sometimes my wife She [ __ ] hates it baby baby baby M mmyy Mommy all right and then Center center right yeah that’s how we do is it is it just baby or mummy too like M Mi I it really
Depends on okay you know who’s the who’s the Heckler mm y would be the worst I love you Mommy it’s such a terrible whoops mommy just a real creepy beckoning Mommy what’s that Mommy you think we should see other people oh that’s what I thought all that’s what all the mommies
Say I’m just reliving my childhood right now okay whoopsie Doodles I want to make it normal there we go okay now this is how we do cuz once it gets up there it’s going to link on we’ll see it’s going to link on yeah no I get it it it it’ll
Switch the tracks it’s brilliant all right it’ll slot right in Oh Aaron this is some of your finest work I mean this is the solution it seems of course but the fact that you were just like that’s what I need to do whereas I would have been staring at it
And ruling for at least another 45 seconds oh dear yeah you know it’s funny there was i’ I I’ve actually seen this one a couple times on like Twitter and [ __ ] of people being like I don’t know what the solution was but this is what I did and if they’re just like flying
Across the map or whatever and uh just take a rocket and sail cloth yeah so when it when it was this one I was like oh [ __ ] is this one really hard but guess it’s but I guess guess I’m just a [ __ ] genius yeah you like maybe all
That boxing crumpled up your smooth brain the punches brought back The Ridges oh calculus thanks Jarvis oh man I like him I watched a couple of his videos JIS Johnson yeah he’s great yeah that guy’s funny man he’s definitely the person I like the most that’s punched one of my friends
Repeatedly he’s definitely at the top of that list you know I got to say like there is something very uh there is something very like bondy about like I Harley and Jarvis I really just think they’re so great you stepped into the Gladiator ring yeah yeah you know I mean
There’s a reason Fighters hug afterwards yeah maybe that’s maybe that’s it maybe it’s just like mad respect for taking those punches or whatever you know yeah there’s there something very Primal about it these are the ruins that looks right well done oh there he is oh my God he was 10 ft
Away bubble salamander that’s a sticky uh lizard oh well doesn’t mean you can’t kill it well I mean going to catch it anyway it’s going to die nice you came after all the French yeah I just came from jum I I figured you would after you made
That breakthrough at at the ring ruins but listen to this did you come I’ve already got a Whopper of a discovery on my hook here a Double Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper got this discover H here look at this looks stupid huh it’s a zonai mural complete with intact text the style is
Unmistakable it’s nothing short of Mir miraculous that it’s still here and basically attack miraculous I like I I like it more that way which come to think of it might be ascribable to the zai’s advanced technology why they keep using these words man well he’s an intelligent scientist man I’ve got a
Fair bit of knowledge of the script so I just had to try it at deciphering it but some of it still eludes Me Maybe it’s a poem or some kind of code perhaps like a Konami Code H here I’ll read it out loud so so we
Could both get on the same page up up down down Work [ __ ] Work [ __ ] Work Work Work Work Work [ __ ] you’d better work [ __ ] the first part says where the electric Garb hidden at long necked dragons along with the wide mouthed Forest serpent what wear the electric Garb hidden at long necked
Dragons Okay along the wide mouthed Forest serpent what do you make a forest Serpent and Dragons there sort of hoping you’d tell me Toro to me it calls to mind the tall pillars found around these ruins designed to look like dragons Okay Forest serpent though I haven’t seen any
Designs like that what am I missing what other wide mouthed Forest serpent is there other than my exwife maybe hm the forest serpent bit does remind me of a song that compared the drosu river to a forest dragon I was going to say like spell it out to me
Yeah I mean that’s the only thing that looks like a vaguely like a dragon from the map but anyway there’s more to this code I’ll keep reading b a select start next it says offer a Zoni charge to the altar at the tail I’m pretty sure I got that right
But I have no idea what it means what in the world is a Zone I charge oh I don’t know I only have five of them on my person right now and what is this tail with an altar if we can crack all the Riddles In This code I’m sure that even greater
Discoveries await us there’s one other thing I’m curious about did you come I did I should mention this but I I found one more Zoni Relic at the back of these ruins judging from the shape I think there’s something inside but I can’t get it to open catch that lizard and open him
Up can’t crack the code can’t get the Box open this just isn’t my day well at least I’m muscular and hot and smart ah does it bother you link does it bother you that I’m muscular Hot smart and I’m having a great life charged shirt oh oh this is
[ __ ] was it was this what you were supposed to oh yeah all right keep it together that’s a good one was was this what you were supposed to wear at the electric area that he was talking about yeah it’s I’m assuming that’s a okay Electric Boogaloo yes uh did it say the
Mouth of the Dragon yeah I think so spring of Courage wait it’s probably in the adventure log yes secret of the Ring ruins uh where the electric Garb hidden at long neck dragons Okay got that along with the wide mouth Forest along the wide mouth for offer a Zone I charge to
The alter at the tail okay got it tail tail tail tail tail I’ve got a tail to tell God I wish I was in Europe right now my ADHD is off the charge are you serious are you sure this this is [ __ ] coffee man yeah I
Turned into a coffee person cuz of this [ __ ] keto diet and now it’s like it’s too much man coffee is great I can’t do the caffeine thing I really like it my body hates it really yeah just gets all jittery and maybe maybe if you were in
Switzerland it would be different oh God now I’m getting now I’m getting I was thinking of being in like a little residential area in in in uh England you know what I mean oh wait friend who can do this there was a in my never- ending quest to find stegosaurus
Skeletons um there was in a small town in England at a place called the Crawley Museum Crawley yeah c r a w l y I believe um they had a like a cast of a Stegosaurus skeleton in their like tiny little Museum but it was only there for
A month and it was actually when we were recording Star Bomb so I was like damn it wow wish I could go back in time where now I don’t know it’s got to be somewhere I mean sometimes they give them another Museum sometimes they just go into boxes like it’s it’s tough to
Track these things down there’s not that many of them oh my God I want this outfit you look great that is you look like a a wrestler from 1991 dude [ __ ] love this it looks so [ __ ] comfy once I get ripped up once I get all shredded
Up someday never uh I’m going wear [ __ ] like that dude let’s get shredded man just [ __ ] straight up mid Rift [ __ ] hell yeah I I’ll I’ll get shredded with you yeah yeah we get shredded up yeah why not we get cut up you we talking about exercising until
We look healthy right not just getting stabbed yes I hope so of course dot dot dot question mark goty oh wow you showed him Aaron give me my [ __ ] Shield uh where’s the third armor there it is this is cool I like this oh I have to
Burn this um okay got you got you King man you really do look like some sort of 80s break dancer no it’s like it’s like it’s like the Casual it’s like you know late ‘ 80s it’s not when you it’s it’s like when you get in your like early 50s and
You’re just all about like like meditation and Zen and [ __ ] this is the kind of [ __ ] that you wear around the house yeah somebody comes over and it’s like oh my God thank you for coming so good to see you can I offer you some tea yeah that is a cool time of
Life but then you also at the same time are driving a gas guzzling SUV that seats 11 people I’m taking this to yoga class oh my God that is so cute wow look at that give me a [ __ ] break with the with the [ __ ] comb backed hair is
That your favorite oh man that is cute as hell wow it lights up it lights up when it’s charged yeah what happened with the why isn’t it light lit up anymore oh my God I need this outfit this is [ __ ] everything like for Life yeah this [ __ ] horn are you kidding
Me this is everything I’m wearing that [ __ ] to renair it looks good I’m I’m to commission somebody for this outfit okay well done how long will that um frozenness last celebrated everywhere before it’s frozen it’s not thundering anymore I was I was only using the magic Rod because that’s all I had
That you know get me struck by lightning yeah I know that’s fair enough not dying is a a huge part of life maybe the hugest celebrate every for H for its hug yeah there is a California way of Dying by P Miss probably drought I went to go buy wine the other
Day oh my God mhm uh that’s all I was thinking the whole time I was like saying it to myself it’s probably I’m thinking about it now cuz it’s been a while since we talked about that yes wow 11 Hearts still isn’t enough huh to what to F my heart back up oh
Yeah no you got a lot now yeah jeez I feel like the heart meter goes out farther horizontally than it did before you think so I I feel like in previous Zelda games it would have started a second row by now I could be wrong though the hard how
Many is that looks like 14 if my count is right 14 yeah it’s a lot of hearts that has a lot of Hearts maybe it goes to 15 and then it doubles up yeah then you can get 30 and all that sounds about right that would that I mean it certainly would be
Good to to get some more Hearts I don’t know if that’s uh I don’t know if I’m going to do that I don’t know I don’t know if you are either probably not but it in theory one would want to go up against Ganon with at least half the
Life that could be offered to you in this game well just one more then yeah oops wrong button you wrong button wrong button there we go the boo my black boss boo PE it stinks in this [ __ ] one a the Sten every there a California swamp like called the tarpet like all
Stinky swamps it’s stinky that’s silly [ __ ] die bro yeah hop around all you want man oh Aaron that was awesome [ __ ] idiot like a wind up and pitch a royal halber blackl you know what I’m going to um make a weapon yeah oh okay okay okay fuse
Type whoa that’s you only have 62 of those are you sure you want to all right 62 of what the bobblin horns oh no I’ll use those for arrows I’m going to use this [ __ ] thing o yes yeah hold it hold it drop it attach it to my sword
Um hello should I take you the hird why not yes I’ll take you the hell yeah man how did you have your [ __ ] charged up all cool looking what your yeah that’s so true why was it like that maybe it’s maybe it was when you had full
Health is that possible you know you might be right try try eating a couple apples and see if it comes back but I didn’t get hit when I left the cavern you know H also true no that is not it that is not what’s the name of that
Um charged armor oh [ __ ] there’s a this where wants me to be this is where it wants me to go Dan it wants me to go to this little door right here hold please yes yes how do I light up the charged armor tears of the Kingdom
Nice should I take a photo it doesn’t say it’s all about how to get the charged armor not how to make it look so awesome it’s always how to get the charged armor and not why to get the charged armor um all right so uh this the line
Was oh it raises your attack power during storms Maybe maybe the storm stopped oh yeah it’s not electrics anymore ah how interesting offer a Zone I charge at the altar at the tail okay cool for Zone charge got it I got Zone charges I got Zone charges for days Z I
Charge going to drop on in the altar cuz I’m cool and I’m cool as [ __ ] I’m cool as [ __ ] and then I’m going to drop it on alar and you can upgrade the Army at the Great Fairy if you so desire of course I can I can
Do that with any armor you just need three shock fruit and 10 rupes really y That’s not so bad just for that first bubble J balloon looks like it’s giving you the finger [ __ ] you no [ __ ] you oh electricity electricity oops he’s dead oh it cleared the storm there’s there islands up there
There was a storm I went there once accidentally and I was like I can’t see anything oh but now I can see Aaron you clever [ __ ] Caleb did you see that lightning struck that Dragon pillar too huh is someone in those ruins what
Who link you saw me is it a hot man in a unicorn outfit oh it’s you again we think a terrible lightning strike hit here but I’m glad to see you we in hurt yeah good thing that lightning strike didn’t bother you with your held out sticking out piece of conductible
Costume and your totally wet body body I’ve never seen lightning strike like that and even stranger the Dragon statue’s Eyes seem to Glow just before it link if you know anything about this fill us in on what happened with your awesome voice unbelievable you will not shut up
A mechanism in the ancient ruins got rid of the thunderclouds and revealed some new sky islands is that what you said Skylands great catch another amazing discovery on the books in fact I’d say I’m resp responsible for this discovery it’s the Hall of the century a it’s a
Significant Discovery to be sure not fantastic though I’d like to go investigate further but we have no way of getting up there here Place yourself on my eight pack and I will Flex you up H you’re right that doesn’t make it any less exciting though it’s just like the
Animation from the [ __ ] Towers you’re like we need to report this to PO right away Caleb I’m going back to kakaro Village I want to write up the recent events around the floating ring ruin in a report for Pura you should stick around here to conduct a thorough
Investigation find out if there are any more discoveries to be made no What Remain here you mean alone ah yes even if we can’t get up to the sky there’s so much to discover on land it is our duty to unravel all of it you can do this
Caleb he wants me to investigate alone fieldwork isn’t my strongest suit luckily talking to myself is yeah but this may be my chance to make a historic Discovery this may be my chance to undermind Toro and what’ you say sorry it may be my chance to undermind Toro
Right leave this to me Toro I’ll begin preparing at once I’ll need to head back to our base of operations for a bit first awesome was the clock ticking no it’s not awesome no it [ __ ] sucks so normal it’s what what I would always do go get balloon man yeah I’m
About to balloon man hold those balloons in your hands floating cuzz you have balloons right there sell hair to me give me big hair oh and he can tell you where the next bubble from man you just in time too what if you just like son a [ __ ] it’s a fine night
If you have bble gems I’ll trade them I’ll trade them for trash three bubble gems let me think about it all right where’s the next one uh senty bubble FR sent a bubble frog hiding somewhere on the Eastern surface of lakeia that’s where’s lakeia hey there it is there it is all right
Eastern side never eat oh oh it’s right here yep pretty close oh so he always tells me this nearby one yes I guess he spawns near where frogs are that also makes sense so he said it was on the surface but you better hurry wait until night next time you
Know oh wait until night I wish there was like a song of time that would slow down time you know he said surface right can we look it up can we all I remember was Eastern side I feel like you said surface which would be heish but they’re always in caves right
Yeah this is pretty Eastern that’s not there yet oh wait maybe that is what I was like maybe this doesn’t count as Lake halia oh but maybe this is cool nope just a boulder nice wait there was nothing in there no you sure that’s so hard to
Believe my God just a [ __ ] hole just a little environmental storytelling [ __ ] the hell is this idiot oh I have to bring the rock up here so it is something yeah they would put the thing there first I start Crossing Dan we’re losing them oops on okay okay okay
Okay in my dream it’s like of course they wouldn’t put the rock there for no reason there’s always a critical reason with Zelda and then it comes to reality and like you’re trying to like slap me awake and I’m just like they Dad please I need you eyes moving in different
Direction smash cut to like Toro needs to get the the ring juice or whatever where’s the [ __ ] bubble frog dude this guy’s a [ __ ] liar he’s not a liar we just didn’t pay attention to what he was saying no he said the Eastern side surface of Helia Lake Helia yeah but there’s so
Much Eastern surface maybe it’s that maybe it’s that little this is it right yeah this is a little cave is there a thing I can warp to that’s closer make a Hoover bike oh you’re so right oh but the terrain is so uneven I could never ooh hello wizzy friend magic R and
And and what and please you’re scaring me don’t roll away you little bastard oh that’s so much better and easier than having to do it every time let me on let me control you I could be wrong but I feel like that’s something that very old NES games never
Did like it your characters never learned things in game like that oh cuz that would require memory oh I guess so that was that’s what was so revolutionary about [ __ ] The Legend of Zelda cuz it had the cartridge actually had a battery inside of it the
Original yeah wow so that I could save your data it was a huge feeling of accomplishment in your life what [ __ ] this is ooh fruits fruits of my labor fire fruits ooh the The Duality of water and fire I See Fire and I see rain that’s James Taylor the kids love him
Uh yeah I don’t see I don’t see a [ __ ] bubble frog dude maybe it’s in that little Inlet what this just above you yeah all right have a bike aoy away have a bike have a bike no I mean this is the way to to search yeah Coro oh yeah that’s definitely Coro
Right there Crush you [ __ ] me I mean you found me that was my home cororo Forest has been kind of weird lately I wonder if it’s better yet sorry my bad my bad ooh ooh ooh ooh oh man okay the Eastern side of the lake we’re looking at
It oh this a little like kind of it’s like a little PLS maybe I’ve never seen one outside though that seems so strange to imply that it’s not in a cave oh wa chill out not in the cave right here no damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] make it make it
Make it [ __ ] [ __ ] ass my hog oh man well it vanished in the oh man good stuff all right fine whatever I don’t need a bubble gem anyway [ __ ] it yeah I mean I want the hair but I can’t get the hair you know you did find an amazing
Outfit in the meantime I really wish that like the Run animation mhm because it looks like I’m charging with my horn yeah you I really wish if I ran into something they’d be like ow yeah like you put your head down and just spear them yeah a cool and
C turn this way just out of curiosity is there a way for you to oh oops um there you go uh is there a way to see what Colton said to you yeah Colton uh maybe main quests maybe it’s another no yeah no wait side Adventures no hold please oh bubble frog
Locations oh yeah I guess there would be a guide on that huh it’s just a map it’s a straight up map oh there’s a big ass cluster of them oh yeah yeah ooh I like a big ass cluster where’s that at that looks like hold on the
Sogs I’m about to throw this [ __ ] thing I well look at that what what do you mean I want to go there now no you want to go there now yeah what are you talking about look at that later sorry I thought I thought I thought you wanted
To complete like an important main quest no well yeah I mean I want to do that but I also I also want the cool hair I want the hair you can say it Dad want the hair where is it where’s the hair fero Hells ooh is
It is it here in this tiny little thing maybe this River will take me to where I desire damn can you [ __ ] just you’re looking at a map um so no no it it wasn’t a map of bubble frogs it was a map of other things unfortunately why
I’m still looking what how many bubble frogs are there in Zelda there are 147 bubble gems you need 47 of them to complete the search for Colton 40 [ __ ] oh well I don’t care about that I want the [ __ ] outfit and get all the rewards from Colton store yeah but however collecting
All 147 of them and giving them to Colton will get you a final reward all right okay I’m just I get it I get stuff that’s exciting is exciting but I need there are over a 100 caves to explore on the surface of Hyrule and every single one of them
Houses a bubble frog oh wow wow that’s a very like every single one of them that means I haven’t explored that many [ __ ] caves I guess not cuz I only had like what eight yeah although you gave him a bunch when you were completing his first Quest
Before that was just one really that’s it yeah oh look hi my future girlfriend I love you you look beautiful up there hi baby baby mommy well look on the map can you just see where caves are are they marked celebrated everywhere for their Caviness this could be
It just follow the [ __ ] terrain bro all right oh my God there’s so many of these [ __ ] Coro seed things around here I know I can’t be putting rocks and things all the time I got bubble frogs to find oh man it’s a good time drop it in drop it
In drop it in drop it in drop it in drop it in yeah drop it we’re going to get copyright strick I’m sorry now I got you all self-conscious about saying excellent oh I’m going to stop immediately by tomorrow I’ll never say it again thank you for that yeah no
Problem I got you I’m sure I have some [ __ ] tick I say what is it though we’ll find out in the series of doing things it’s okay whatever it is I’m sure it’s x no this is just the guy building this [ __ ] thing building this stupid ass little
Whatever what I can’t shoot him oh didn’t like that did you what a master not so easy to hold up your sign is it wait what was my purpose in doing that is she flying into the depths who’s that Zelda the dragon is that what happens when the dragon disappears oh
Maybe whoa can we show this Goron’s like I can’t even look okay okay I I don’t see a I don’t see a cave anywhere so we’re [ __ ] okay cool I’m just going to go up to the islands or whatever great well actually I should go to finish this mission in my
[ __ ] hot pants outfit God I look great so [ __ ] cute is this um in your opinion the sexiest Link costume no the [ __ ] gudo one the belly dancer one have I seen that I don’t think I have it was in the last game I do vaguely remember it you do
Have to wear it cuz of the temperature unless you want to be nude which you know sometimes you do wait wait oh there’s the dragon yes it is flying into the Into the Depths wow that’s crazy I think that’s pretty cool yeah maybe she just makes Loops I’m just making figure eights oh
It’s passing the time oh it’s you I see you found my base of operations for surveying again the new Islands you discovered were amazing find I’d love to explore them myself but we have no way of getting up that high why don’t you take a to on this if only I could fly
Think of all the research breakthroughs I could make ah yes what was I saying I lost myself in thought there since last we met I’ve been keeping up my investigation of the ruins no doubt an amateur ruins Enthusiast like you is curious how that’s proceeding sad to say
It’s a bit early for that now the investigation is still underway even now I’m hard at work processing everything I’ve learned not resting idly as some dards might believe yes this is my chance to do some solo work I’ll get results and with them recognition at last all right thanks for the useless
Information dude yeah the the name Caleb is forever immortalized in the books of the ancient everybody knows everybody gets it this is what you’re talking about when he flexes you out of his abs yes oh my God I think this is the yeah this is it this was the swirly clouds
Area didn’t you want to go to the islands above the charged swamp this is it this is it okay great they used to have a big ass Cloud on the map but now it’s open and free just for me ready for business no shirt no shoes still
Service I’m getting service of the wazu over here oh it wants me to do the ascending of head wants me to thunder head For Those About to Rock fire then the fire explosion happens ACDC is the best uhoh uh uh change my weapon that one’s going to get me
Cuted I guess I’ll go [ __ ] yep and and yep I’m good I’m Gucci it makes me stronger but I don’t any [ __ ] weapons that man I got pick up a stick or something this sucks they do have the charged outfit though though oh yeah looks great who
Even my like my little face things yeah your little your your ey Shadow a that’s cute God that’s cute I I’m I’m a fan I’m going to say maybe not the maybe not the [ __ ] outfit but definitely the cutest right now sometimes sexiness involves leaving a little more to the imagination
Uh I need to make a weapon that’s not [ __ ] metal I need to find like a tree branch or some [ __ ] all right all right dude you do you nice uh ooh box probably something in these bad boys oh it’s about to get electrocuted oh excuse
Me oh okay it’s probably going to be some kind of puzzle or some [ __ ] whoops I’m sorry I’m sorry stop we’re in public just like louder than your thing stop this you’re making a scene and Ste okay oh this is awkward whoops don’t mind me hold let me see
What’s going on up there again man this is the outfit I want to get shredded for thank you Legend of Zelda tarine of pime all right next time on game okay com the oh man all right so uh hello and welcome back to chear of the
Kingdom um yeah the the third uh Game Grumps what do we even oh you’re not even I thought you were using sorry um what do we call those episodes the the space bear um musical episodes yes I don’t I know music compilations cool uh yeah the the third
One of those just came out and Aaron and I have been non-ironically singing the diarrhea lipor song uh all weekend it’s pretty great it’s always forklift Simulator for me oh forklift simulator is the other yeah true I just I don’t know it’s my job and also my passion it’s like
Makes me so happy that’s in my head almost constantly yeah it there’s there’s a weird Beauty to it you know like um some kind of like collaborative couldn’t have happened with any one person or one group it had to be this like slow build of different things and different people getting
Involved um man I forgot about this outfit it’s really distracting oh it’s hot right I I was just just the colors of it like make make it hard for me to think but sure let’s go with that no it’s hot let’s go with hot too
You you don’t have to you don’t have to it’s it’s hot I know I don’t have to dot dot dot whatever you were going to say I don’t care who you it’s hot I think yellow is the most whenever that colors in my face and like moving around
I’m like yeah like like a dog I’m I’m a I’m a [ __ ] oh there we go it’s going to get it’s going to get electroded so we’re doing two Zelda episodes today yeah and there’s a fair chance we might finish this game huh it wants me to yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah I think so I don’t know I I I don’t know I haven’t beaten it I don’t know that’ be wild wild oh made it which wouldn’t it though um and then we wouldn’t ever play Zelda ever again no you’d play it like like as soon as I left probably
Yeah well put in your own game yeah yeah I did start my own game and it’s been pretty it’s been pretty fun I tell you that and another thing it definitely makes me appreciate the difference between playing a game on Game Grumps and playing a game for myself oh I’m
Sure cuz there’s so much stuff and it’s like look I get it you know everybody watching like oh why didn’t you do the thing and I’m like well [ __ ] you or whatever but not that’s not what you say but but when I play the game on my own time and
I can just like focus and just like look around and [ __ ] around and stuff I’m like oh oh this button does this that’s cool yeah yeah there’s a lot less pressure yeah uh and ironically the pressure never helps it always it always makes it like it it makes you do exactly what those
Pressuring don’t want you know it’s it’s it’s it’s not like having to pee explain well there’s a science apparently behind having to pee and making better split decisions oh you told me about this yes I’m sorry I I I didn’t know that’s what you were referring to I thought you were
Just talking about um just like taking the lepur no when when when a few hundred thousand people are watching up it’s harder which I’d imagine is true uh you know at a certain point I feel like the amount of people watching up probably it almost like goes the opposite direction cuz if there’s
One person it’s like it’s weird but if it’s like a stadium full of people yeah if it’s like a 200 people then it’s like a bit yeah you know it’s almost like see how hard I can be yeah let’s [ __ ] go do you do you ever set a stopwatch like on
Your phone to see how long your P lasts oh yeah dude oh you do oh thank God yeah but only if I know like this is going to be a problem well but okay so no I just count in my head okay but I got a good
Second you you’ve got a metronome like brain yeah I got a great second I’m just like one two three four I got a good second you know it’s pretty good like time that at home see one see it’s perfect I got a great second editor put those
Numbers like wide apart no I’m just kidding one two three two um no cuz I just like I don’t know been having exceptionally long peas lately for whatever reason I guess I’m just well hydrated staying in my lane and I at one point I was like this is
Taking forever and and it’s boring and I wonder if it would be more fun if I made a game out of it where um see how long you can go yeah see how like see how long these really last um but of course all that ends up
Happening is you know you putting your phone near you while you pee so when you accidentally call someone and they’re on speaker at a business meeting they’re just hearing you like a a I’ve definitely reached new stages of pissing so stage one is you just stand
Up and you pee sure right all right Amateur hour so the next stage is I guess that’s not technically Amateur hour the next stage is like it’s like small noises you’re peeing and you’re like you know yeah all right so stage three is like full on like oh yeah a yeah arms
Out like birds flying up across the serengetti as they hear you yeah stage four is like that’s the one which is where I’m at right now oh it’s the best stage five is that plus like like I’m so tired and I’m just I just lean now like I lean against the
Wall yeah yeah yeah I think you just described all the like different chapters of Life yes and I’m and I’m awaiting the next stage where uh who Okay so the stage five is the lean with one hand stage six is the lean with two hands all right and I’m and I’m there sometimes
Two hands like two hands on the same wall or one hand on each wall two hands on the same wall well if if I’m in like a weird Close Quarters one where I can like put my hand to the left and forward then I’ll do that um oh like like a
Bathroom in Japan yeah like I’m bracing myself yeah I’m like where you could simultaneously touch every like surface floor wall and ceiling at the same time yeah and then there’s uh number six no no no number seven which is the full sit down M oh wow talk about a talk about a
Story arc cuz that’s how you start you know yeah when when you’re a baby well it’s just like you’re so tired you don’t even want to stand you’re just like uh yeah out PE no one’s Jing I’m done yeah I haven’t gotten there yet but we we’ll
See life is long I’m all about it man I’m all about that sitting down to PE I’m getting there it’s going to happen someday you know what you know what’s always interesting the the the second wind of a p that’s like stronger than the initial one yeah where you’re
Like oh wa oh my God he do like the little like and then yeah there is a um it’s almost like you’re building up pressure there is a aali California sh God it’s not where I wanted to go with that there’s a comedy skit from Adam Sandler’s first album which I now
Realize must have been very influential on me cuz that’s all that’s where like no like they’re all going to laughy that same album um and uh there’s one track called the longest pay and uh it’s just him in some sort of like public urinal or Porton or something and it’s just an
Incredibly long p and then it just it keeps going he’s like oh man oh man and then it finally stops he’s like oh thank goodness and then it like continues like way harder he’s like oh my God hard to say hard to say how it would
Uh sound now to people uh of of this youngest generation but at the time it was quite revolutionary funniest [ __ ] you ever heard it was really funny it it was it was very envelope pushing for 1995 oh my god well we didn’t have like you know Newgrounds cartoons and stuff
At that Point yeah yeah yeah that was what we that was the equivalent you know mhm it’s just humor was getting like raunchier and raunchier and raunchier which is funny because you don’t I don’t know someone told me I have a runchy sense of humor which I
Guess is technically true but you never think of yourself in those terms you know you only think of what you think of as funny and then you think of everyone else in context of that right so it’s like I don’t have a runchy sense of humor people are just
Uptight you know it’s it’s or some people are just uptight I should say but hey that’s I don’t know that’s how it goes man that’s how it goes that’s how all we can do hold on yes my mic was weird cuz I’m an idiot
Yeah we just had to check out a uh a little um uh we just had to take a little break to make sure ‘s mic was still sounding good because we wouldn’t want to miss out on those dlet tones you don’t want to miss out on these jokes hey I got one
For you you ready for this one this one’s called the longest P you’re going to love it uh I got one for you okay yeah you ready for this one I’m ready okay hold on to your hold on to your butthole cuz this one’s really I prefer
Not to I’ll just I’ll just wait here this one’s going to blow your mind okay um hold on I got you don’t have anything ready dude no no no I did I did I just don’t remember it hold on I don’t remember it okay hold on man talk about a pressurized
Situation I remember it oh my God it’s metal oh my God it’s metal oh my God it’s metal what what the scraping metal on metal sound oh Dro My gnarled long stick sorry to hear that bro I thought the whole thing about this armor was that it was no it’s the Rubber
Armor that’s the man it’s what I say every time a mega Death album comes on oh my God it’s metal here we go oh yeah my dark black past my most valued position hello me it’s me again meet the real me okay my Misfit way of
Life oh man I got a lot of full recovery [ __ ] dude wow that fish um not the one you just ate but the one just above where you are that one this one no one over to the left that one also has that like looks
Like it has two eyes to the side so it’s like I love two eyes on the same side fish oh yeah dude I a big fan oh no [ __ ] is that bad I know doesn’t sound good by that reaction I’m so messed up by it I can’t even process
Words where are we right now what we I can’t remember what we it hasn’t been a long day we’ve been doing this for 8 minutes no for me though I got up and and then you showed up and then we started doing game gr it’s been a long day okay fair
Enough oh man I thought of it like that um okay okay so what are we doing okay okay the the Thunder Island Thunderhead Islands oh it’s in the shape of a dragon oh my God it [ __ ] is so you if you remember there was a spot that I was in and I
Went and did a thing MH and it cleared the clouds that were in the sky and now I can use these islands oh my that’s not my name so that’s the what’s happening I wasn’t paying attention I was I’m sorry oh there was a thing that we did on the
Ground is that a shrine yeah okay it was a thing that we did on the ground uh-huh uh and uh it cleared the sky there were clouds that were covering up these islands in the sky okay and I did a thing that cleared up the
Islands and so now I can go to them oh great before they were they were obscured and you never saw that but I saw it neat and um and then ganon’s there or something okay no no no that’s not what I wanted that’s not my mom
That’s not my mom that’s not my mom yeah that’s what she says right mhm in the song that’s not my mom is this a is this a fighting man yes I mean an enemy I couldn’t think of the word enemy this is a fighting man okay oh no oh no fighting man Assemble
Form of fighting man shape of a man who fight yeah whoops looks like you missed [ __ ] idiot now it’s time for your goddamn present time to get a hold of this chest what’s up with these old Maps Okay dang good for that I would have found it anyway if I just explored
More got it f cares I mean you could say that about anywhere on Earth so true all right give me your box don’t say it like that want the oh wow that wasn’t as good as I was hoping oh now it’s doing that thing he’s a square
That yeah it’s good one of my one of my better songs honestly yeah thought was pretty nice I recall you’re an idiot where the [ __ ] is it there it is I’m giving you a smacky smacky smacky smacky smacky stop knocking it away you freak I do more damage than you do this
Is actually good because um you’ll be able to make a weapon out of his destroyed body and you can take that into the the Ganon Tower yeah the Ganon Tower or the gon Place yeah it’s going to be a triple thing see the triple inside like a Neapolitan like like
Uh uh it Bob Bob Odenkirk Bob Odin Kirk in uh I think you should leave like triples of the novas I can’t even remember that it’s like I don’t doubt that it happened he’s Tim Robinson is in a diner with his daughter and his daughter’s
Like can we get ice cream after this and he’s like no because um the ice cream place is closed on I do vaguely remember this and then he like Winks to Bob Odenkirk at the other table and then Bob Odenkirk starts making up his own
[ __ ] he’s like yeah and I’m rich and my wife is great and I have a huge car collection I have I have a Nova I have two novas I have doubles of the novas God I love that show all right let’s what weapon can I attach to this
How about no how about no how about yeah yeah yo this one’s [ __ ] strong as [ __ ] 82 oh man that’s awesome this is the strongest [ __ ] I’ve ever had in the game ever that’s awesome congratulate me go on mlon hell yeah uh editor can we cut out the part
Where I ask him to congratulate me and this part leave it all in at this part at this part at this part goodness me I control the show I am the gr Who games they should call this show gab Grump and some Jewish dick great idea wow they’ve rebranded in their 12th
Season surprising God I really want McDonald’s chicken nuggets but not American McDonald’s chicken nuggets I want Australian McDonald’s chicken nuggets cuz that [ __ ] slapped like [ __ ] think in in Australia McDonald’s are known as hungry Macs a lot of people don’t know that yeah you’re so right wow I learned that
When I was there too hungry Max oh you got to go to Hungry Max mate Cy [ __ ] it’s we didn’t come here to [ __ ] spers oh man that was the best we we while we’re on tour in Australia we learned a bunch of um new sayings uh and
People volunteered it we didn’t even ask yeah it was just like listen you got to say this stuff and I didn’t come here to [ __ ] spiders as a apparently like I didn’t come here to waste time is that the idea yeah yeah yeah I didn’t come
Here a [ __ ] spot us too easy to e it oh it’s the best Bloody Ripper that’s the other great one bloody Ripper yeah yeah like Kelly Ripper no no I like Ripper but with an accent I think it can’t remember what it means I think it just means
Great oh it’s a bloody Ripper like you’re you’re having a great night I might be remembering that wrong we were very jet lagged that entire trip oops I’m jet lagged sorry I concentrating yeah yeah yeah bloody RI is great he smack the [ __ ] out of you that guy I
Know there’s a lot of uh damage woner there I’m just making up my own Australian things bloody wonked I got wonked did you just blow up the the bridge uh mayhaps I did good sir but I don’t need it okay cool that’s how I got here and I’m not going
Back dude I’m Not Looking Back no we have to we have to get moving this is our last session before uh we go on tour again it’s correct we’re going on tour uh through Canada and the United States um in a few days so come out to the show
Which by the time this airv have been like months ago yep hope you liked it it’s In America which you know is where we’re from so if you like stuff about where you’re from then you’ll like our show what if you are a game grumps fan
And you have been in America for once in your life you don’t need to sell it Aaron the tour is over by the time this comes out for sure well thanks for your money thanks for your money the game grubs 2020 thanks for your money tour oh my God
That’s such an insane thing to name a tour oh yeah we should so funny we should the next show after Tournament of Gamers we come up with a new show we should that that has to be like the farewell tour thanks for the money thanks for your money it has to be your
Money it’s got to be like it’s got to be personal in an uncool way you reading this ad thanks for your money tour I assure you I spent on something [ __ ] frivolous I already have this Dragon Ball figure I got another one yeah I got doubles no I got triples I got triples
Of the of the Goku oh my God I should make some food for yourself or oh oh in the game oh man I could use some food right now well there there’s there’s ways to make food without these pots right nope there’s not I thought I thought we were told by
Someone that like there’s something that you can whip out to make food anytime oh yeah there’s this portable pot but that’s still a pot I see and also it only does one meal ah you can’t keep using it over and over again like a like a badass Stone Jam mother
Foe energizing steamed tomatoes do that I’m do that that’s the sequel to Fried Green Tomatoes energizing steamed Tomatoes way different plot oh that’s right I [ __ ] much more action I [ __ ] up what’s that no don’t worry about it why you don’t want to
Talk about it or well no no no I I I did so many more recipes on my at home game I like why isn’t all this stuff that I did showing up and it’s like that’s why yeah uh and my on my home game where like I’m
Rolling and I already beat it twice I did all this stuff you didn’t see it you couldn’t see it I guess you were doing other stuff but trust me though it really happened anyway this is the play through where I fall off a cliff a bunch of
Times like the same Cliff subscribe for more and if you want to subscribe for more then subscribe for more Game Grumps subscribe if you are a game GRS fan if you want more Game Grumps then subscribe to the channelon this is Legend of Zelda tears of the Kingdom episode like 78
That doesn’t mean nobody came here for nothing what that doesn’t mean somebody didn’t see the thumbnail and was like cute little thing oh yeah what a cute little icon then all he had a [ __ ] spot is either that it happens how many of you your first Gams episode when you
Were watching it was episode like 37 of [ __ ] donkey donkey literature CL that’s an interesting question I yeah how many of you I do wonder that raise your hands oh that’s a lot of hands wow I mean I guess you get enough people into a room some hands are going to shoot up
What’s that pretty looking one um me looks like a rose mushroom you got 45 of them oh this a muddle Bud oh wow what a doofy name for such a a pretty thing let’s see what happens when I cook it such a doofy name for such a a oh it’s made to make
Elixir it’s made to make Elixir and I have triples of the Nova actually I have triples of dubious food I want to cook more food but I just don’t remember what the I want the big boy meals you know I want the big boy meals I want little energizing mushroom
Omelet that emo dog see here here’s the thing I don’t get about this [ __ ] game okay it’s so difficult not difficult but it’s like you can’t find any of these in the wild the sugar cane and the butter and the milk and then you combine all three of them and they’re
Expensive and it makes Milk which which has one heart maybe it’s for like some sort of side quest that sucks yeah you’re probably right but it still sucks it’s like just give me a lot of Health that’s all I want yeah make make everything easy make it easy for me meat
That’s what I want creamy Heart soup damn yeah but I don’t have a hearty radish and also if you just cook a hearty radish you get full health mhm so let’s see what happens what we talking about here five just explosions everywhere and you’re like if I put in more
Watermelons maybe some magic will happen Lotus pod we’re not going to finish this game today what no at no we’ve run around the same Little Rock a bunch of times and made food no I’ve been progressing this is a long area I’m almost at the shrine don’t stop you’re making me nervous all
I’m doing is trying to perform that is the most difficult time see now I’m at the food which is great and if I uh if I warp up to this oh man if I warp up oh man oh man I just got to get down
Here see I’m so close to where oh oh that’s not too far at all so close to the shrine I just got to get into the Shrine in here and how do I do that you might ask uh-huh well it’s a little secret oh maybe I can
Make it well to the left to the left maybe I can make it you know it’s like why not you mean to jump up up uh the rock it looked like there was a little platform oh I could just stop in the middle yeah yeah yeah that’s that’s
Smart you’re smart thanks Aaron yeah I wish I said it faster cuz by that time it already veered away you know it’s okay yeah sorry I still have to build the platform and everything so cool as long as you gave me the information so I went to I was
In Australia mhm I think yeah it was Australia um and I there was a hyperbaric uh oxygen T chamber oxygen taint oxygen chamber uhhuh but you did say oxygen taint right taint chamber just checking just making sure I need to know I’m not just hearing these
I didn’t mean to okay but yes I did say tank anyway um they were booked up completely I was like yo can I cuz I’m one of those guys that just like stumbles into some [ __ ] big establishment where they’re like we’re going to hook you up to
Machines and [ __ ] I’m sorry I’m so in the weeds with this I’m just imagining someone drowning and like like like another scuba diver their tank like explodes or whatever and they need air and you’re like quickly breathe my oxygen taint and they’re like no I’ll just drown actually
That’s cool go on I just like slowly flip up underwater and like spread my legs like Lech on sorry please continue yeah so I’m the kind of guy that goes that it’s like some thing where it’s like get your uh brain scanned and we need all your
Information and and I just walk in and I’m like hey can I get my brain scanned and they’re like do you have a note from your doctor and I’m like no just no just saw brain scan I want that um and there a strong Zone I Shield there sometimes they’re like all
Right well fill out the paperwork and we’ll do it but we’ll scan your brain we’ll scan the [ __ ] out of your brain man but I did that and I walked into the Hyperbaric Time Chamber [ __ ] place and uh it was it was full man it was full really those those Australians are
Obsessed with getting their [ __ ] hyperbaric oxygen whoopsy toodles whoopsy toodles he’s got such a like oh like this isn’t a problem kind of look on his face this is not good no this is bad you should you should just drop and die right it’ll be faster
Oh yeah yeah yeah here Zoom faster like really dive into it hell yeah it should be realistic my God it’s so Twitchy you should just [ __ ] Splat dude like I don’t know I think that would really upset people to see link Splat whatever they’re the ones who [ __ ] fell off the
Island they deserve a little punishment for their splude yeah for their actions longitude and SPL itude um I’ve always wanted to try it though there’s the Hyperbaric Time Chamber wait before you jump yeah to the uh I think here wait stop spinning sorry no it’s okay spin the other way right round baby
Keep going keep going there I think that nub uh I think that has a platform that will allow you to jump up into the thing and you don’t you don’t have to worry about the rails what oh no no it it it doesn’t it doesn’t no it just juts out out like
That for no reason juts out like that what do you mean there was maybe that’s not the right one I thought I saw a piece of rock that was under the place we’re trying to get into that might allow you to stand on it and jump up um
I don’t know maybe not maybe not we could just go about what we were doing I certainly don’t see it and when I don’t see it it doesn’t exist there’s more than one way to skin a cat oh [ __ ] but there really isn’t though well if you think about it I
Really am thinking about it like I mean the cat just got the same skin you got to remove it yeah but think about all the oh that must have felt terrible what is there’s more than one way to skin a cat mean though what’s what does the idiom
Mean uh there’s more than one way to do something that’s that’s the same amount of [ __ ] syllables well yeah I mean I don’t know I don’t know where any of this stuff comes from there’s more than one way to do something yeah it’s like yeah just say that it’ll leave like so
Much less to the imagination yeah yeah there more than one way to skin a cat I guess you could use different tools like you get like a shaver or like a knife or a very sharp dog maybe it’s okay I don’t think it’s there’s more than one way to
Do something I think it’s like there’s more than one way to do something and the other ways are kind of [ __ ] up I think that’s what it means right oh there there is a thing here what does more than one way to skin a cat mean cuz if somebody’s
Like you know I I built this house with uh um because I murdered somebody and they there more than one way to skin a cat there’s more there’s more than one way to skin a cat means there are many ways to do something there are many ways to achieve a goal
The oldest known use of the phrase dates back to 1854 in the work way down east by Sab Smith okay but what what what is it how is it used I feel like it’s used in a way to be like that’s their worst of ways to do something let’s check grammarist decom I
Don’t I don’t know grammarist however there’s more than one way to skin a cat has its roots in older similar phrases such as there are more ways to kill a cat than choking it with cream found in the 1830s what the [ __ ] how many cats
Did people kill back in the day it seems that originally the animal in question was a dog as a 17th century proverb there are more ways to kill a dog than hanging who hangs dogs this is way more upsetting than I wanted it to be well what okay so what’s the [ __ ] context
Like if you’re going into it so hard uh it has its roots in older similar phrases within both England and America surrounding the use of domesticated animals um uh-huh as mentioned the exact phrase in question first appeared in text within Saba’s work to help explain that there’s
More one way more than one way to dig for money within the story of a man obsessed with finding treasure H this uh yeah oh see that’s a describer though I feel like and and maybe this is just me being [ __ ] hoyy toyy but I’m like
Yeah you can describe that but like what is it in actuality like maybe it when you actually read it you’re like oh this is something a little different other versions pop up through this time as well including there are more than one ways of killing a cat than by choking it
With butter and there are more ways than kill your dogter choking him with pudding what the [ __ ] who wants to kill all these animals with butter and pudding and cream I know this is messed up dude I know apparently that’s I guess I guess when a domesticated animal
Was very old back in the day and they wanted to you know sort of put it out of its misery they would drown it in desserts I guess that’s so [ __ ] weird it’s so bizarre I I it’s Conjuring up images that I wish weren’t in my head time to
Sing the die oh no does that mean your Shield is going to get you no it just means that you stupid and got eaten cuz I’m stupid okay the L Lakes don’t do that anymore they give you something oh ooh big battery hey there sailor got a big
Battery on you wow thanks I just had a Charged wait that didn’t last very long huh more food please goty slap I can’t get you can jump out on those I don’t care I’m getting the [ __ ] out of here I don’t want the like likes
I don’t like the like likes but do you like like the like leges no not really if I don’t regular like the like leg why would I like like the like leges I don’t know he he like leges here and then there’s just a giant disgusting worm behind
Him oh oh I don’t know if that’s lined up well enough it’s fine okay wait oh it’s that way whoopsy toles I you know it’s fine oh cool no it’s perfect car drives into house that’s fine got him gorgeous this is my favorite game as someone with ADHD I love this yeah it’s
I mean it really is perfect for folks like you I’m doing fine no I’m not I’m gorgeous we I’m flying oh my God I’m 65 years old I’ve been playing this game for [ __ ] 30 years hello butterflies oh I scared them away I feel bad you ever feel bad
Yeah yeah me too thanks for your concern just now when was uh doing that that’s like one of those really Pander songs where you know the guy SS before he sings it in concert but it’s it’s not really anything of any depth like do you ever feel sad and everyone’s like I
Do he knows me my God it’s like I’ve lived my whole life with him Dr dropping it like it’s hot it’s like a it’s like he reached into my heart and he grabbed my heart and he massed my heart a little bit the city B Jack and coming back I said not
Not wheat not not wheat yeah that’s what she says in the song is that right yeah she’s like not not weat is she describing a type of cracker not I guess I I guess it would be a weed cracker that’s how you make it if it’s not knot weat ties you you do
Two little knots and then that put the weed in not knot wheat that’s her Tick Tock her Tick Tock cuz that’s the name of the song oh that’s right wow could you imagine if Tik Tok as a platform was is just casha oh my God it would be the best platform ever
Song over and over yeah of course it would casha freaking rules she’s she’s doing a Tik Tok with somebody and they’re and they’re like is this um is this a corn tortilla and then she’s like not not wheat that is one of the strangest jokes you’ve ever become attached to and made
Three different iterations of you’re the one who liked it I just went not not we that’s what she says I did like it a lot I did like it all right I got to get into this [ __ ] Shrine i i a got to get it that
Dad where do you keep your dad at keep him locked up keep him locked up in a dad cave no no all right well we’re all different me I want to be locked out a labyrinth and your dad can put on horns and he’ll be the minor chase me around
No you cannot pass damn right I can’t pass I think I to get through you first Sho Dead all right where are we trying to go I’m trying to get to this [ __ ] Shrine so I can warp here but where is it I think it’s under this one this big
One but also yeah yeah yeah only there was a map telling us exactly where it is there is but it’s all [ __ ] on top of each other it’s true so there’s three different levels of existence here pissing me off I just got to do the thing where I’m
Supposed to do the thing okay that’s that’s what I have to do and I don’t want to break this that’s what happened last time I broke it maybe if I just make it go slow everyone saw me break it if I just make it go slow it’ll be fine this breed Dan over
Here it’s just answering an a normal that’s what you know that’s what you know he’s losing patience with me no it’s it just sounded like a whisper cuz you were like I was speaking at a normal paain there we go well done yeah if it goes slow enough it just works just
Works you know there was a guy umus there was an amazing uh uh music show called The Old gry whistle test in the 70s and 80s when I was a little kid yeah um and one of the hosts was named Whispering Bob and he would open like for he was introducing
Like all these rock bands and he’ like here’s little number from a band called bu and then he’s like it killed me I think he’s still around oh man yeah should kiss him kiss big big props to Whispering Bob we should kiss him give him a little kiss
All please well if he’s still alive he’s still got lips for kissing I don’t even know where to begin with the kiss yeah the lips bro I told you can I kiss you that seems like a good place to begin excuse me excuse me excuse me start with consent unlike these
Constructs who did not ask my permission before they started beating the [ __ ] out of me yeah these guys suck oh my bad oh oh oh shield shield I want that Shield daddy wants that Shield is it okay if I call myself Daddy I think that ship has pretty much sailed
At this point Aaron okay I just want to make sure I don’t want to be like these constructs you’ve been calling yourself Daddy for possibly 7 years now yeah uh-huh well good I deserve it that’s what I like to hear young man now go ahead and call me Daddy yeah
Little boy remember stitches of course I remember stitches every time I’m on tour I remember stitches yeah gosh a [ __ ] wizard he’s a he’s a he’s aith he’s a one-of aind artist that’s for sure just iconic pay up pay up pay up I’ve got that ooh brick in your face
I put that brick in your I’ve I’ve placed that brick in your face now what do you plan to do with it yeah it took me a minute to realize he was talking about a brick of cocaine yes at first I was like man this guy must
Work for like a construction company or something excuse me mister I put that Brick In Your Face are you going to construct with it yeah 500 more like that and you can make a wall that was my one Arrow last time I listened to stitches
Was the last tour it’s just it’s a tour thing you yeah yeah yeah it’s become like a tour tradition know what he’s up to right now do you think he’s kissable still I I’m GNA pass pass pass I’m not saying that you have to I’m just asking
If you think he’s kissable I just don’t feel like there’s a right answer we’re going to refrain I feel trapped feel trapped um I the last one I saw was the where oh my God man that does so much damage maybe it’s cuz you’re practically nude yeah yeah maybe you
Should wear more than like what what feels like pieces of a kimono well I don’t have any they take it away from me oh oh yeah I have to start from scratch here which is pretty cool so they which is pretty awesome I’m a pretty big fan of holding a
Stick I’m going to hold a stick and I’m going to hold my dick really fun stuff how did I pick which stick was going to hold my dick dick oops come on this Ain no chck it’s a dick hold stick little a pck oh he didn’t he didn’t drop his
Thing can I tell you my favorite um song that space bear remixed yeah that is on this last one the one where out of nowhere you’re like oh my penis because there’s this thing your voice does sometimes and it’s intentional but it’s like a so I was already laughing at
That and then the then the penis part came out of left field and then they remixed with a full Orchestra and a soldier saluting the American flag that’s just too much for me to handle man that’s one too many funny things that was very fun that really
Came out of nowhere they did they do this great thing where they just they’ll just play the footage from for like an hour yeah yeah yeah and you’re just like what’s going to happen false sense of relaxation it’s a [ __ ] jump scare oh my penis it’s the
Best I just it’s it’s those moments too where it’s like there it’s so out of pocket I don’t even remember oh yeah yeah that at all no me neither I had no memory it’s pretty wonderful droops upon the ground very special stuff wow that’s really working yeah this is this shock emitter
Club is [ __ ] awesome yeah it’s badly damaged though yeah I’ll just make another one okay if you s all I’ll just make I have doubles of the [ __ ] Club I have triples actually of the [ __ ] Club I have triples of the Nova and wow there’s more yeah the life bar it’s all of
Them yeah but it was getting so low I figured that that last one you killed made up of a disproportionately large amount of the life bar yeah he was like a king oh okay he had all the all the gear all the goods picking up my [ __ ] picking up my
[ __ ] my [ __ ] picking up my [ __ ] my [ __ ] it’s not in sync with this song at all Pi it up my [ __ ] my my [ __ ] my [ __ ] look good right yeah it really is good my [ __ ] it’s a hit oh one more one more oh there you are oh I
Don’t have a bow what do you mean I don’t have a bow I killed a guy with a bow cool what do you mean I don’t have a bow I killed a guy with a bow there’s a bow there’s a bow I guess I didn’t take
His bow when I killed him feels like American Gladiators it does did you watch the documentary no is it good uh all right yes oh but it felt a little I don’t know it it was it was kind of like it was setting up this thing where it was like yo these guys
Should have been paid more M and the whole time you’re like yeah man these guys should have been paid more and then and then they just like show the execs they like they like interview the execs too they’re like nah they were like well we didn’t have the
Money and then that was it and I was like dude left you wanting a little bit yeah it’s like I don’t know put a little mo like okay that seems fishy maybe look into that a little bit more M well you really didn’t need a bow at all nice need
To there you are nicely done this just felt a little bit like it wasn’t doing them cuz you really get attached to them after a while cuz they’re so nice the Gladiators yeah yeah they were awesome they were like these Larger than Life figures and like they all they all had
Like this family and you know they were they all had a great sense of humor about it and Stu there’s like all super likable and then and then it’s like but they should have got paid more and then that was the end of the [ __ ] and they’re like I’m on
Tik Tok now see you that was the end perfect it’s like man come on some justice for these [ __ ] guys should be a Gladiators Union or something I mean I’m sure there was in ancient Greece oh man can you imagine and ancient Rome and ancient G
Rome I believe Greco Roman is the term Aaron not groman all right when I when I plant my man seeds I grow men okay what the hell are you talking grow men oh all right yeah when I give them my Battle tip next time on Game Grumps yeah
Sometimes I do run Bagels though welcome to Game Grumps everybody yeah like you were just talking about a a bagel place so it was pretty innocuous but I do love that move they’re like mumbling something and then starting a recording like that’s going to be heard by many
People yeah just the doctor said you never seen a scrotum that big welcome back to game grubs this actually the last week that we’re going to be paid for the rest of the year how is it going everybody it almost doesn’t matter what you say it’s it’s all in the inflection so funny
Welcome to Game Grumps they said a cat couldn’t be fused with a human but I show them welcome back to Game Grumps everyone was I think it was a cat thing no we started the episode dude what are you doing yeah it’s [ __ ] up there’s no time how how good is that
Armor uh is it like very effective Oh I thought you were like oh how good is that armor yes like hell yeah dog well didn’t know you were so excited about the armor well my question is actually how effective is it because it leaves so much exposed oh dude you play Monster
Hunter like that it doesn’t matter oh okay it just has a plus whatever yeah it’s like you wear a [ __ ] thong and it’s like 2,000 yeah cuz they want to encourage the thong we yeah it’s like I just want to [ __ ] look like a hottie
With a body you know fair enough yeah I you just don’t see much much midriff bearing armor in in the uh in the battle world that is not true you have not played any Japanese games lately I don’t mean games I’m talking about actual War oh yeah like actual battles well how
Many wars have you been in yeah you think that’s that’s the metric you think you think I don’t know that people don’t wear mid bearing shirts yeah just because I haven’t fought in a war for those of you who don’t know I threw up my eyebrows like as if to say uhhuh go
On do it do it it’s just going to take man I’ll just [ __ ] no by the way I feel like I might have mentioned this before uh on the show but it’s on my mind cuz you just said battles and Wars yeah uh did you know that tolane and Hitler
Were part of the same battle in World War I what yeah well I mean they didn’t I don’t know what they were I don’t know if I don’t think they fought I I think tolane showed up a day later um what was with all this war yeah well no the
Battle of the PM it was like a really really horrible uh battle um between uh Britain and um show up Germany what the hell happened here well no I mean they they send different units and sometimes they don’t you know sometimes the battle’s over by the time they all get
There right um so I I think that was the case with him but I’m not positive but yeah Hitler was fighting for Germany and tolane was fighting for England I I’m sure I said this on the show but if I didn’t um might have been a long time
Ago might have been the the the part in um oh God you’ve never seen Lord of the Rings and it’s is it Helm’s Deep driving me mad no the dead marshes um I don’t know that the dead marshes were uh it’s believed they were based on toane’s experiences of like helping clean up
After that battle and the you know seeing all the bodies under the under the water after the rainfall I know like 2% more about Lord of the Rings now because of the card because of the magic gathering set I just finished um the books for the second time yeah and uh I
Was openly weeping they’re just so they’re so beautifully done can you please keep it down this is a doctor’s office I just they just went such an adventure yeah it’s it’s really really wonderful um and it’s interesting because the movies are the movies are extremely moving too like they’re they’re
Tearjerkers but the book’s like a much more like deep burn because I mean I started them in January and it’s September now well that’s the that’s the bit right like the the book is like it’s a lot of walking they do walk a lot of places to tolane is very fond of describing
Um the hugeness of the world he created but like that’s what’s that’s part of what’s so amazing about him he had this thing from the time he was in I think I think for the time he was a teenager he had like this thing called the legendarium I think that’s what it was
Called uh where it was just these notes of this other world and Mythos and history that he was just creating and so there were like a thousand years of history or whatever um by the time he started writing Lord of the Rings he had all these he had an
Entire uh history and like group of maps that he could just create the story within that’s why it’s like feels like such a fully realized World damn yo it’s very cool that’s far be it for me to do that [ __ ] I just start writing I got the Stephen
King model I’m just like oh it’s guy and farm go where’s my check where’s the money SP money where’s the money money for the check give me the money w got to drink I got I got to buy some milk with this money I don’t write for free I started doing something
A privacy of my own home and so I deserve money for it I’m going shorts anybody I I just want I just want money so I can buy the milk I can drink the milk I don’t need to be famous I just want the money
Dude I don’t want I have the money going make sure don’t get famous get some milk drink milk I don’t want to be famous writing I want to be famous L money how much like do you think Jeff Bezos at this point is more famous for Amazon or for how rich he
Is Amazon you think so still yeah yeah who doesn’t know Amazon well certainly that but I mean I feel like anytime his name’s brought up it’s not like hey did you hear what he’s doing with Amazon now I I feel like it’s always like I understand what you’re saying rich and
In that regard then yes I I think he’s more famous for being rich than for being Amazon well said I mean he isn’t anymore you know it’s a bunch of other people now he’s not in charge of Amazon no he’s not Amazon oh he’s not Amazon no okay he
Just guy it’s a whole region of the Earth yeah do you think they hate it people from the Amazon yeah well it depends on how much of the actual Amazon rainforest is being cut down to make boxes for Amazon yeah wow pretty [ __ ] up right
So I’m with you on that that just blow your mind yeah I hate it yeah man we should just like stop for a year like things we should just stop things for a year just hit the pause button yeah just let like the let let it just
Like let everything just kind of reset you know yeah like what if we like what if we all like quarantined for a year and just never saw anyone and never did anything no no you’re getting that conflated because that was a social thing but corporations took advantage of
That like whoo okay so it was the opposite of what I’m saying they [ __ ] ramped up during the quarantine H oh I guess you’re right they were companies that made huge stock strides because of that [ __ ] it’s true the the the rich get richer you know what I’m saying Co
Incorporated do you hear about that Co lab they found in the F [ __ ] news you you heard on [ __ ] news [ __ ] news.com man that is like year one I’m I want to be a comedian hi I’m here reporting for [ __ ] news making [ __ ] double horns and [ __ ] [ __ ] rockar now I’m going to
Find out that there actually is a comedy thing out there called [ __ ] news and I’m going to feel really bad I mean it’s you know I’m assuming it’s like cracked or like [ __ ] live leak or whatever like you want to watch someone die here you go [ __ ] is wrong with
You it is weird I have seen a lot more people die on the news than I have under any other circumstance yeah yeah it’s it’s it’s like stopped yeah like I didn’t want to see this just tell tell me what’s going on in the world tell me
How I could die that’s what I tune into the news for well you know the news used to be funded by government subsidies but then since they became privatized it’s been all about prophec that is true why am I doing this why did it make
Me fall I don’t want to fall I’m worked so hard to get up here oh just loaded for a second look at that’s the big dragon head you’re going into the eye dog Dragon Head Island how they come up with that name this brilant yeah oh man thank goodness we
Finally finally made it to this freaking Shrine Chu don’t even Chu yourself don’t even Chu always being all playfully with each other touch being on playfully with each other oh God I can’t believe we’re not going to finish this it’s it’s crazy really you can’t believe that no I what
I thought we were like done I thought when we did the four things it was like all right just go to genon and here he is but it’s like no go across the entire world more ain’t 1986 Zelda like but it’s like even then it’s it’s like
There’s always more [ __ ] to do yeah like you go oh right there’s a dungeon but this is it’s straight up just like no no no no just cuz you finished the four things there’s so much more in the whole world wow you just got that light of
Blessing huh that really wasn’t much of a challenge oh yeah well it’s that’s like the reward for the end of the Dragon oh I know that’s what I I was complaining about that though I was like I still want a little thing though cuz part of the fun of this game is doing
Things the dragon was the challenge yeah when it but it’s like but part of the fun of this game is also completing it but the in a semi timely manner if there was if this was a game one of those games where like it’s like you finish a
Challenge and then it opens up another challenge I’d be fine with that I don’t need [ __ ] lights of blessing and [ __ ] 12 lights of blessing five golden things four golden things three golden things two golden things and a big ass golden thing wow three gold things did you grow up in a Catholic
Household yeah yeah F I say we always span span the drle that’s me Mr kathle AI Donson I’m trying to I’m trying to think of how to like catholici my last name AI Donaldson AI Donaldson that’s pretty [ __ ] funny hey guys yep notice anything I bent like a Jewish star into a
Cross it’s all crooked it’s all jankle it looks terrible pretty cool huh yeah don’t do anything for you I’ve been doing Christmas since before Jesus was even born yeah that’s how that’s how Catholic I am like I’ve just like I had a a sign that said Jews
And I like cross out the W and add a us to the end I don’t know why I would have a sign that says Jews on it like that’s not something Jewish people do that is so F somebody had to have done that in a cartoon or something or like an old
Sitcom too close that’s so funny hey guys don’t mind me what’s up fellow Christians good Lord that’s funny how do you do Jesus oh this thing needs to die oh man talk about minding your own business literally up on a flying Island for possibly hundreds of
Years you can’t even fly how do you get up here I don’t know oh jeez why would they put the non-flying bird on the [ __ ] Sky Island I guess it’s where he hatched perhaps another bird stole the egg from the from the nest and flew it over here now do they want me
To be touchling these islands all playfully off with each other I mean why else would they put him here right it feels like it’s just set decoration that’s an awfully long way to go I feel like on the very farthest one there must be like a little something
Right I guess it’s that one over there something something that’ll make my game go yeah but starting to maybe look up nope nothing up there except the usual everything up there no I don’t think there’s anything over here wow it’s just a big waste of time just truly that’s shocking it kind
Of pisses me off jump up there just in case there ain’t [ __ ] there ain’t even a [ __ ] cor Oak seed over here dude look up there’s nothing it feels like they meant to put something there I just forgot it does feel a little feels a little [ __ ] was I even supposed to be
Doing this what oh [ __ ] what did I just do this for no reason what what the [ __ ] Dragon Head Island I thought this was like a leading to Ganon thing no I was just a shrine it’s just something I did on the side oh [ __ ] off with that this whole [ __ ] the whole
Purpose of me playing this right now is to get godamn gon what’s that thing ahead of you it’s a light oh a yeah maybe there’s something to activate something really important again in here like thank you for completing this mandatory Quest finally I’m free to take over the Earth
Okay maybe this is okay yeah this looks awful seems like a big thing maybe it’s not a big deal then what just a door with two handprints what’s even the point of this and then you like just walk away uh-oh oh man oh man please please no you’re good you’re good
PH I get over I just don’t feel like it oh yeah that there’s a thing there’s a thing waiting for you oh it’s a mask I know not boy I sure have to touch all that stuff oh it’s one of the masks of the um sorry I didn’t I wasn’t looking fries your
Brains yeah o was that supposed to be Zelda’s mask when she was fighting with the olden folks I think that was ru’s Girl mask oh Sophia no no no the other one the other raru the other raru yeah there’s Zelda’s chosen protector yeah that’s her huh take this follow the
Light take it to a masquerade go like New Orleans they love this stuff there they love this [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] awesome there did you go to Bourbon Street it’s [ __ ] sick it is dope um one of my favorite cities you don’t remember the girl raru ret I don’t remember her name it’s like
Rona was it his sister I think it was like Kyle or something I think her name okay had nothing to do with roru I don’t know if they’re related they were part of the same they’re Zon knites I don’t remember how do you not remember the
Girl Ru she’s in every cut scene [ __ ] Sonia I’ll just load up any random cut scene where they’re [ __ ] talking about was she part of the the crew no wait which how do I yes she was part of the crew yeah yeah here we go look she’s
Right there she on the uh left oh my God before left oh look watch I got to see your more closeup I love that you’re trying to show what an idiot I am well you can’t remember left and right she’s on the left she’s on the the guda
Desert has fallen western western right she’s a [ __ ] roru type at this rate the Demon King’s they’re going to show her for a second that’s regular roru understand that’s regular old R was for me to defeat the demon king raru that’s her The Demon King Kyle someone you can
Stop yes I do remember her but it’s not her mask I guess or maybe it is looks like it it’s yeah it’s upside down it’s like her headpiece okay anyway yeah great or it’s not upside down it just doesn’t have the eye open and we’re here too I think it was
Just like a headpiece and they made it like a giant mask in this cool no don’t oh birth of the Demon King excellent are we taking back to like the very first episode didn’t mean I’m sorry well right you are I do remember her now uh all
Right I got to make a flying M I have to make a flying mut it’s like that it’s like that really hot scene where Zelda and um so Sonia or Sophia I think it’s Sophia Sonia is it Sonia yeah right I can’t remember uh I think it was
One of those two where they’re holding hands and that like the air is just charged with sexual energy and then like that female roru walks in she like got room for a third and you’re like oh my God I can’t wait to find the do jinii of
This I don’t know what that is it’s a porno what does it mean do jinii I don’t know okay I actually don’t know sounds like some sort of like like thing they serve you before the meal it’s like made of cabbage and vinegar how the doin delicious thank you it’s
Really hot can you make a hover bike is that what they want you to do they want me to make a plane so I can attach the the thing to the plane bird bird plane bird plane bird big old bird plane do I have the schematics for that or did I add too
Much [ __ ] oh look at that nice I’m glad to save that looks real good uh this has got batteries I guess I don’t need batteries great I bu it now put the pilot Wing throw in the middle whoops actually that’s kind of a cool idea yeah why not all
Right put it back here yeah maybe it’ll work yeah sure I can’t even get up there oh I I can’t get up there Ru help I’m done Ru I need you like you call him back from the dead this is your one opportunity to resurrect me can you like clasp your
Fingers together and let me step on the hands and then you just kind of like boost me up like a foot no okay all right all right good oh you just glue it to the ground that’s pretty smart yeah you’re clever boy thanks oh that’s that’s a good [ __ ]
Plane it is man it is thank you I don’t need the I need the engine so much right now do a Glide Coast coasting oh this is just for like this is just for like the [ __ ] like the star wars-esque asteroid scene it’s like oh got to watch out for the
Islands that’s why they put him in ra where could he be oh we’re going straight down man straight down Into the Depths di I hope we find some milk here are we going into the deps drink something Allon please I don’t know uhoh okay I’m here I’m
Here calm down calm down Cal down I I would bring the mask got to find some got to find some milk you know there’s so many creatures in the world that you can milk and the mask is rolling away goats cows dog milk if you wanted to you your dog
Milk all right I’m almost L finally puts together all the pieces of the Triforce he’s like now we some milk meet the milk me well I go get milk it’s more popular to get just a quart of milk BR I got a whole gallon so I can drink the
Milk I drink it every day the chest of that thing kind of looks like a goat deer head thing like see the mouth but then you look up and you’re like oh know it’s a bird what are you disappointed a [ __ ] bird well I just I thought I was like oh
I can see the secret pattern and then I was like oh no it’s very clearly what it is you can’t milk a bird it says you I guess they do have little nipples I saw a squirrel yesterday that clearly like just had babies or something and it just had like these [ __ ] gigantic
Nipples that were just like swinging around as it was like climbing on wood and stuff I’m not entirely sure birds have nipples no they don’t they [ __ ] they eggs they lay eggs yes they’re not Maman that’s what I thought that’s what I [ __ ] thought I just wanted to be
Gentle about it all their nutrients for growth is in the egg oh muru that was the name of Kyle FAL Ro yeah Kyle yeah you were you were hot on the trail there very close it’s like a like a Inky Blinky Winky and Clyde kind of situation
Winky you know the magenta one yeah yeah least popular ghost the pink one you know winky so how are you doing mask link Zelda’s chosen protector who are you you’re talking to me through your mind have you not been hearing me this whole time this the first time I’ve ever
Heard oh how did you get here I don’t know thought it was cool felt like it just followed the game design H don’t have to listen to [ __ ] cut scenes to know where I’m going in a goodly designed game and we’re in the depths they linked it all together they linked it
Linky the other ghost the green ghost that would have been cool you like land on all the prophets we have been waiting for you oh my God just for some way was reminded of the [ __ ] the old meme of like why do they call it an oven when you OV in the
Cold food and of out eat the food what what that made my brain hurt my goodness oh man let’s hecking go yeah dude you’re speaking like a gamer like a true gamer let’s freaking go oh a whale whale do you need to shine the light into do that oh it’s already being
Shined in whale what what do you think it is looks like a top down fish yeah whale I guess a whale is not a fish no it’s a mammal all right Mr Smarty Pants you literally just said something was not a mammal 5 seconds ago yeah but when I say it it’s
Cool yeah it’s cuz I rule what what was your point so close so fast so close oh [ __ ] it’s always touching each other he all playfully with each other how do I get it up there what the [ __ ] do I have to put it in the right oh man
I got to [ __ ] rotate it and [ __ ] no oh it’s upside down all right now defeat the four guardians of whatever oh my God yeah you better believe it got to fill in all these pieces apparently link Zelda’s chosen protector I have a last name birds don’t have nipples my name
Isara I am the sage of spirit although we talk about birds breasts they don’t have the mammory glands which mammals you to feed their young milk they have breasts oh yeah they do delicious too I no longer have a body although white meat is kind of flavorless we cannot yet speak face to
Face right but we can date do you see the theth in the area what in The Ether yeah I like when the a in the E refused the author I would ask you to visit each of them and assemble a body for me oh man
Okay but I’m going to give you five arms cuz I’m feeling frisky I’m in a silly mood this is my request are like cray andrw boobs so big that’s ridiculous awesome oh oh these [ __ ] guys they’re always hling each other they’re not though these guys are tough be careful yeah
Tough whoop should did the sideways one should did the sideway oh I didn’t realize he was doing an attack there thought he was boasting oh [ __ ] off right mine what does this guy want I don’t know he’s probably super cool where’s uh there here you go
Nice all right time to [ __ ] head shot the [ __ ] oh D oh what he can’t [ __ ] he can’t block at super speed yeah that’s way too cool die die die sorry he died well done there’s two more to go dang it that away not worth using your mega weapon right
Huh oh on these little [ __ ] no I guess I mean it could it’d be funny it’ be fun no it’s oh my God har eat a food I can’t I have I have the blight oh oh God it’s okay I can just go to the light route and then I need a
Food oh no it’s a blight route no it gives me the bad hearts not the good Hearts things are not going okay for me will the enemies ever come into this sacred place I don’t think so okay cuz they’re covered in blight I guess it would like cleanse them right yeah these
Guys don’t bathe much maybe that maybe that’s a good maybe we want them that though maybe maybe maybe did you ever dream do you ever have a um maybe if you I don’t want to do the full recovery ones cuz it seems like a waste give myself a little
Glow these [ __ ] guys all they do is just just hang out throw a bomb look hot as [ __ ] wait are we talking about the same thing no I’m talking about these little guys oh yeah okay there we are [ __ ] weirdo throwing rocks at me and [ __ ] damn they are a hearty Bunch oh
Yeah meaners oh I forgot I like I merged my master sword with another thing that’s so weird I vaguely remember that is that why it’s turning green yeah you swing it damn can you imagine I I don’t have to I’m looking right at it it’s like and that turns into a master
Sword like what can you imagine and then like cut to you in your backyard with like two swords like tape together with duct tape no you don’t have to [ __ ] rock music plays for $79.99 you can have these two swords I bought for $16 taped together I mean
This game is essentially Dead Rising 2 yeah you’re just [ __ ] taping [ __ ] together oh my God remember in Dead Rising 2 when you’re at the workbench and the zombies like got caught stuck behind you so they’re in the cut scene and they’re like oh what’s going on
There oh looks pretty cool like a chainsaw the Dead Rising playthroughs are some of my favorites we’ve ever done yeah those are great yeah they’re just so much fun the only the first two we tried playing the other ones and they were they were enjoyable as well but but
Not as funny boring yeah yeah they they were a little more serious I think it was cuz The Walking Dead had come out by that point and they like people don’t want comedy zombies that’s interesting I think that’s what it was people don’t want comedy zombies they want scary zombies like we’ve
Always had yeah okay they want the unal oh yeah dog Nick is kids it’s right out of people n kiss don’t eat it neck is good okay pilot seat oh don’t no oh there’s another thing here damn they’re giving me way too many of these things I don’t have time to get anymore
I think it’s great but I don’t have any I only have 16 throw them in what am I going to get something special I guess this is like the point of no return where they know you’re not like venturing out into the world again yeah I me this just for you construct
Head so no construct head oh those are great oh oh I want more of that those are awesome cuz you can put it on a vehicle and you can put like a little weapon in it mhm and then um yeah what do they actually do well uh they they face towards the enemy
Oh and scare them yeah so like if you put like a like a like a SP what happens if I do this let’s let’s see what Happ happens s a little pxie stop pe oh that’s terrible okay I thought it was it’s all about the Zone night
Charges that’s what you want yeah um and the Benjamins two lesser do you want those benjes baby people don’t call $100 bills Benjamins anymore probably cuz no one has any money wow so true I’d love to come up with a nickname for this but I’m so hungry
I’d like to come up with a nickname for this imaginary thing okay but I’ve got real ass world problems I guess I could just put a rocket on this thing thanks Barack Donald Biden looks like he’s just biding his time you know mhm God I wish I were dead
There’s got to be a way to die is this going to push me find out whoa oh no well you know what kind of worked but you lost that I think you need that right feels like you need that you need it you need it need
It oh it’s flowing back oh that’s very convenient huh okay I love it I did it wrong but that’s fine you know it work worked perfectly oh maybe I can is it implying that I can pilot this thing that’s kind of cool vaguely I mean that’s what I took away from
It I guess but I don’t all right I’ll give it a try I will oops I will give it a try daddy wants to give it a try I’m daddy daddy wants to give it a try that’s me again hi Oh I thought there was going to be a
Followup I’m Steve Jackson you may know me as Daddy no all right in the song daddy wants to give it a try daddy I’ve had uh your on line song my dad said no more chocolate like stuck in my head for days now so thank you for
That I don’t even remember that this part of one of the D yeah it’s part of the uh the space thing now that’s what I called kissing your dad volume 12 volume 12 whatever it is the best d man that’s so real oh nicely done woo all right good
Job I’ll uh I’ll move it now because that’s what I like to do it do it you know you know what you do like to move it move it hey everyone get out of the club we need this floor Everyone likes to move it move it he likes to move
It that is exactly that sound it is bur yeah it’s Relentless I guess okay excuse me officer to move move just playing you’re going to jail okay but first just let me move move ironically we’ll be taking you to the one place that legally restricts your movement movement
Okay cool that’s fine I’ll try to move it move it in a small area then it didn’t hurt so what what am I to do now do I break this okay look at that kind of happened on its own uh H this is not one of the shapes maybe one of the
Legs oh yeah oh it’s [ __ ] literally blinking look at that I’m embarrassed all right I am embarrassed what the [ __ ] is this thing I don’t know oh it’s an owl yeah it’s a big owl that’s one bring the other three here as well link yeah no problem jeez thank you would be nice
Yeah yeah you do a favor for someone and you’re all happy and proud of yourself and you bring them the thing they want and they’re like one cool oh awesome adventure back out man took me 3 months of the snow me just heal my wounds key heal my
Whs uh no we’re not dealing with the mo the walking trees today okay how about no listen I thought I was going to have a straight shot to this thing and now I got [ __ ] walking trees I got to deal with yeah no thank you this really has been like um
A very strong long B to get the friction on end of the second act yeah dude what the [ __ ] really pissing me off it’s it’s not I love this game yeah maybe one of the best I’ve ever seen really enjoying it it’s just it’s like when you expect something and then it
Just kind of keeps being like no mhm and it’s like okay Wonder beam okay what happens if I do death wow now that’s amazing that’s oh my God that’s amazing okay in a strange containment unit mhm lava keeps to itself staying in its Lane you got to love that does it
Want me to like K these now oh yeah yeah sure does Lord if you want me to build an ATV Just Give Me A Sign that’s kind of cute kind of cute but I only have three where’s the other one I don’t think there was one I’m just
Going to have to [ __ ] three-wheel it mhm but the way these things work this economy three wheels okay little rot mhm no stop no you don’t have to it’s fine uh I you know what I have my own wheel so I can just bring my own wheel
[ __ ] it right look like what is even the difference great point I can just bring my own wheel I have 80 of them I’m going to do excellent this is this definitely like feeds into like my [ __ ] gamer mind where I’m like but I only have 80 you know you
Okay wow year 12 he really finally lost it I’m definitely going to you know be a Granddad one day and just be like like Zelda like all my weird mixed up memories from these past couple of years oh yeah it’s like one of those really
Sad scenes at the end of a movie where they’re like imagining themselves back in war or whatever but you’re just like imagining yourself back game drums yeah this was my personal War oh hold on a second uh-huh can you turn it sideways yeah that uh-huh no
It’s not going to you can’t deposit it on the other side not going to do that H what if oh like this oh oh right explain okay okay okay check this out if I rotate mhm this to be like this all right and I take these [ __ ]
Stinky wheels off oh man can I put them here well not there oh I guess maybe you only need two AA and I you know what I’ll like stick these on the back just so yeah spare tires yeah oh I want that there spare tires just cuz your dad said no more
Chocolate doesn’t mean you’re kid more chocolate like what ises no more chocolate even mean it’s just the rules of the universe really come on now what is no more chocolate really mean the world may never know yeah wow that is a big old pyramid of Wheels oh wait no I can’t fit through
Here with the wheels yeah man I got to leave him be you just got to let some of them go I probably don’t need him anyway if I have to leave him behind great point I just wanted to be a girl and have fun oh just like girls want to do have
Fun I love that song me too that’s why I was referencing it I saw that thing you were talking about that we are the world thing where huie Lewis and Michael Jackson and Cindy ler are all singing together and huie Lewis is rather off key and Michael
Jackson Just stares at him just daggers from behind his mirrored Shades you can really feel it I don’t remember this no no it’s it’s one of those behind the scenes things that’s from We are the world that’s great yeah it’s it’s pretty wild just stares stackers at him oh my
God like you can feel it through the phone 40 years later wait so what the [ __ ] is going on with this now what the [ __ ] okay uh so do I need that apparatus up here but how do I do that God so many questions perhaps some could be answered
Next time on Game Grumps I got to open this with the wheels uh or this time on Game Grumps whoa okay um and then we just attach this to that oh genius well done yeah all right now next time I game all right next time
I game RS we’ll see what’s behind you on to the right all right welcome to Game Grumps everybody D is ready okay did we start yeah hello and welcome to oh he’s been ready for years okay so this is it’s been a long time since we played
Tears of the Kingdom you have been a long time since I haven’t loved you oh man I’m not even sure I followed that but it cut pretty deep no that it was a compl it was good it was good I I was saying I’ve I’ve loved you for a long time could
Have just said that man it’s been a long time since I yes haven’t loved you was what I said so that was the the whole deal there you won’t not be not enjoying your new 200 nose on uh yes okay so we’re we’re not sure we were at one
Point very sure that we were super close to the end of the game yeah and as time has got on I’ve become less sure I’m I’m almost sure that we are not close at all really yeah well [ __ ] fiddle DD man like we got to do we got
To finish this sorry bro I’m doing my best like what do you think I’m not doing my best what do you think I’m some kind of freak you think I’m just some dude that futs is around trying to build [ __ ] that doesn’t work for 5 hours instead of finishing the game no
No evidence to support that you’re out your mind um yeah gosh it’s been a while cuz um I mean I’m sure the episodes have been coming out steadily but we um we haven’t played this since before we went on tour right and as I recall the last thing I remember was you
Were in um was that the outfit you were in I thought you were in something more electrical but yeah I’m in the electric outfit oh you are in that yeah okay oh yeah it gets electrified okay I just remember it was surprisingly horny yeah yeah yeah super
Horny yeah it’s fine and like why shouldn’t it be you know let link be let link be horny you imagine if people actually talk like that just clapping all the time claps between every word like they do on x don’t you dare say Twitter my favorite software x.com that’s the name of the
App it is interesting I deleted it did you oh yeah you don’t have you don’t have what was for the artist formerly known as Twitter anymore uh no wow how’s that feel pretty [ __ ] good I’m not going to lie I would imagine it does it was it was cathartic
Was it kill your soul dude I like drew a picture yesterday and then like practiced Japanese like I just had like all this time yeah suddenly yeah it was great I I wonder how much um like if there was a a stopwatch that starts every time you pick up your phone to
Look at it and all like I guess that’s what the screen time app is [ __ ] but I’ve never used it because I’m I’m afraid to to know oh dude yeah you should be and that’s why you should use it yeah you’re probably right open it up right
Now screen time yeah hold on one second Let’s uh let’s let’s uh let’s get depressed I’d like that like on our comedy show hold on just like oh no where would I find it in settings this can’t be right yeah it’s like a built-in app just just
To swipe down yeah you found it Jesus Christ oh but does this count like um it’s it’s it’s a couple hours for sure does it um does it count time when you’re like on uh just using it for like navigation in your car well it’ll say that oh it it shows
It by app you didn’t oh you just looked at a general number I just looked at the graph bar and I was like I’m sad now it shows like exactly what apps you’re looking at oh amazing and for how long so yes it does what you’re asking let’s
Take a look at yours ah 5 minutes of navigation 5 minutes of YouTube and 18 hours of brutal pornography that’s the porno app the brutal porno app I don’t even know what it that word means in this context but it sounds bad I’m an idiot what’s happening I
Haven’t been paying attention I um yeah have you been paying attention oh there you go nice yeah oh a big smart boy with a big smart brain that’s why my dad gave birth to me dad what did you carry me in your womb for 9 months no 8 months yeah
Are you sure you’re not just taking credit for the suffering that mom had to go through no really that was you yeah yeah don’t worry about okay 26 hours of Labor Dad yeah uhhuh Mom why did you marri Dad well I don’t know honey you know he was a
Different man when I married him honestly Dad why don’t you marry mom he was a man of many words I just I didn’t fall in love with him as much as I did his soliloquies thought he’s enchanting me he just doesn’t even look up from the paper dad do you still do Sil
Okay it’s like the uh oh God and we must have talked about this years ago but do you remember the movie Orgasmo very early movie by the guys who made South Park right and uh one of their friends uh chod boy is talking about uh how his
Karate style is hamster style and he and they were like you have to do hamster sty and he’s like no never I promised my father I wouldn’t or something like that he’s like did I ever tell you that story and it’s like a huge flashback and uh
It’s him as a kid at the table and his dad’s reading the paper he’s like Dad I don’t think I’m going to do hamster sty anymore dad’s like that’s nice and then and then it comes back to present day and he’s crying and he’s like that’s how it went down
Man God I [ __ ] love humor like that nice and it does the wavy like lines back to the present day oh so stupid was watching old cartoons that I made yesterday and I was like they’re still funny to me that’s a great feeling they’re stupid as [ __ ]
But cuz you won’t feel that way about everything you do no no no some things you’re like oh man yeah that one time I peed in the sink I don’t feel that way about that one time yeah one time earlier today no it was yesterday get it right sometimes it’s
Late at night and you don’t want to wake someone up with a with a loud flush and so you pee in the sink and of course like it’s you the bathroom is too close to the bedroom so you don’t want to wake them up that way so you pee in the
Kitchen sink and then sometimes the like there’s dishes in the sink and you don’t want to mess those up so you pee in the fridge see you pee in the fridge yay oh God it it it makes the pee cold so it doesn’t affect the food I don’t know I’m
Just listen there’s a whole system to this just try to justify [ __ ] in real time but like it’s it’s not happening go go go go go go I don’t think this is what I’m supposed to be doing but I don’t give a [ __ ] why yeah why wouldn’t
It be it’s it looks awesome oh wait actually now you’re getting some look at me go oops oops oops oops oh [ __ ] maybe I’ll just uh Tammy’s like what the [ __ ] are you doing Tammy one God knows like only the oh okay it floats nicely done oh hold on hold on
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hell yeah dog way to go what is your objective here H so this piece of this um elder god or some [ __ ] is like trapped in this block okay and uh is that what I’m looking at like the Walnut looking thing yeah okay sure the the
Cross-section of a human brain scan oh yes okay which by the way mine is very wait am I supposed to like am I supposed to like extract it or something I don’t remember uh okay a that’s good wow wow must have been a Honda really answer my question on that one okay you’re
Assembling yeah I’m assembling the strange man two left it comes to life he’s like why kill me split me back up he looks a little like number Johnny 5 from the short circuit movies oh my God yes Johnny 5 you know there was an auction for one of the original Johnny FES and
My brother is a huge short circuit fan really I don’t know if I’ve ever met a huge short circuit fan it’s his favorite movie the first one or the second one the first one oh man but the second one’s where he he’s like I’m not a here no he’s like he’s got the
Mohawk the best wasn’t that when there’s like evil Johnny 5 or whatever I think I can’t remember I think he gets reprogrammed or something oh yeah and he’s all [ __ ] up and he’s like they’re like can you do that he’s like piece of corn can of cake suck
Dupe I can’t believe that’s still in my brain bro I don’t remember taking up space all I remember is no disassemble oh yeah yeah that’s right and he can read books super fast he flips through the pages like and then he knows it that’s how I aim to be well that’s not
Happening it’s not happening I read the first 10 pages of A Tale of Two Cities and it took me like 45 minutes yeah oh tale of 2 cities is impossible bro it’s I mean it’s wonderful it’s freaking it’s freaking Dickens bro uh but like there’s
Just a lot of words that I have to look up no dude I got a version that had like the annotated yeah like the footnotes were longer than the text on the page yeah I want I I I want to read the Bible at some point and um so you’ve never
Read the Bible not completely oh man well I mean like it’s you I’m not a particularly religious man but um neither am I yeah but but you got to read the Bible I I mean there’s certainly it’s certainly hard to argue that there’s been a book that’s affected
Human history more than that yeah so I’ve only read the New Testament um cuz I wanted to know about Jesus I don’t like I don’t I can’t start with the sequel so like I just wanted to know what he was like but yeah so uh our
Buddy um I don’t know if he’d want his name mentioned uh gave me uh like a study Bible um with that’s like fully annotated like that and I was like man thank goodness for for this because I would read the the normal text and be like I got it and
Then like you read the the breakdown of what they’re actually trying to say you’re like oh I did not have it oops I got the part where God turned on the lights and after that it got real dicey after that there was a lot of batting this beat that beat this beat
That oh dude I think that’s just their word for saying and then well it’s like it’s it’s it’s a lot of um family tree history I see and so it’s like th this person gave birth to this person George dat Stacy Leviticus is quite beat heavy I must say but yeah so anyway
That’s I could use aticus yeah you don’t know the Books of the Bible Genesis Exodus Leviticus uh anyway but yeah so it it it it felt a little like that um but a lot of times with j and air was like that too A lot of times if you sort of get
Into the the rhythm of it the the there’ll be a lot of trying to figure out what they’re talking about at first and then you can kind of figure it out from Context cluthes and stuff Jane air by the way loved it yeah way way weirder than I thought it would
Be I prefer the sequel Jane C Jane Earth was pretty awesome chane fire water wood wood yeah oranges one of the five elements what am I doing am I just like I don’t know what you’re doing am I riding the electrical part I think that’s what they
Want me to do I think they just want me to ride the electrical part fire famine Feast Feast it’s like a dude who’s like commenting on the side Yum Yum Yum Beast delicious kind of counter is famine when you think about it yes everything in Balance Harmony for all oh there was two
Up here man I feel like such a dingus and I figured out what the two cities are the Tail of Two Cities that was exciting too which ones uh San Diego and mulane Kansas surprising that dickin would choose those but yeah that’s Tail of Two Cities molan didn’t we do a show there
No we it’s it’s it’s famous in our lives because we stopped there and uh our bus parked there cuz there was a large parking lot near their Casino um that was I thought that was a different state no you you you got out of the bus and you were like oh [ __ ]
Yeah bro M Kansas we made it well cuz the Kansas Star is like a meme on our like we we always park there and spend a day in the casino we go to the tin lizard and get their giant mozzarella sticks ah yes the tin lizard hold on let
Me find I I’ll make sure that sounds right mulane sounds right Kansas Star Casino it’s in suar County but is it specifically M hell yeah the Kansas Star Casino is a casino and hotel in Western mul in Kansas damn yeah cuz I boom baby for
Some reason in my mind I was like it’s called Kansas Star but it’s not in Kansas it is in Kansas what it is oh yeah am I am I a [ __ ] dumbass like what is happening here I don’t know I’m I I’ve I’ve been like going off on some
Tangents and therefore like in my mind my my my mind’s eye was oh just had to try it oh dear just had to give it a try real quick can you shortcircuit that uh I don’t think so number5 alive no D symol he’s a little Creech and he talks oh you can
Just play stuff over here there’s this ladder there was a way to get everywhere yeah but I got to get this thing across the uh the [ __ ] my friends who have watched this play through have told me that uh when in doubt just look up and see if
There’s a place you can jump through the ceiling oh well I need to move move that over here that is completely irrelevant to my situations right now so thanks friends well I’m sure they’ll be very disappointed yeah no icept I’m making a cone head’s reference cuz like am I [ __ ] dumb I
Think I might be dumb what do you mean cuz I don’t I have no idea what this wants me to do can you add the power of flight to the machine no and fly it over I mean clearly it wants me to use this electrical pole to get
Across I’m assuming and it wants me to use these tires to do it and there’s like this conveyor belt that gives me these things it gives me a lot of them yeah let’s use some more yeah but for what to what ends I don’t know exactly neither do I cuz I’m
A [ __ ] idiot no maybe well yes more information needed no do you need to ride it across or can you just put it up there and send it that’s what I’m Aaron I don’t need to ride it [ __ ] send it oh my God this this thing is sending
Me yeah just I think just put it up there and slap the back of it yeah but it keeps falling off oh set it dead center I do and then it falls off oh idiot Bly wait does um that beam can that beam if you put it on the left side
Can that beam hold it up oh like the little the little lip oops nope oh my God I’m so dumb I’m like the dumbest guy that’s ever existed I’m so dumb is there any chance that’s a strip of wood that’s not electrified what that I could just run
Across yeah that’s a negative Dan dang just trying to think outside the box man yeah I appreciate it you’re your regular thinky man what a nice way to say [ __ ] idiot oh sick I’m getting a call from 1111111 my best friend how’ he get that number Mr spam
Risk that that’s a that’s a great idea yeah thinking yeah just keep loading them up loading them up loading them up dang it yeah that didn’t work put the other one on is it bad that I was thinking the exact same thing yeah man what if you put all of them on one
Side you know what put the other one on yeah it’ll work yeah listen man we only need this thing to travel 20 ft before it falls apart yeah this not going to work why wait uh uh Aon yeah uh yeah I’m thinking that worked yeah I’m thinking that worked
Whoops Boom baby yeah you’re not stupid I’m a little stupid I mean if we were being graded on time which of course we are yes of course then maybe you’re not stupid I don’t know who you’re talking to I’m dumb as rocks 50 million Elvis fans can’t be wrong whoa
Who what oh you never heard that that that was like the um the question of like why is he so popular or or like is he good and like they’d be like 50 million Elvis fans they can’t be wrong you know so yeah the large amount of people online currently calling us
Stupid are the 50 million Elvis fans in this scenario o that is bro if we had 50 million fans that would be crazy dog mean we would have retired years ago no I would keep debasing myself for the walls yeah dumbass are we’re just kidding by the
Way I’m sorry I’m being so hosle to you we do this show cuz we love it yes and not in any way cuz I have crippling medical bills due to my $4,000 a day opium habit oh man there is a legal loophole right now okay and done Tink now
Break you’re like I am a God I should stop bringing my vehicles around this thing just like it’s it’s like why do they keep breaking apart I don’t get it every time I park it at the mystical statue oh I mean honestly like this guy could get by
Without he just kind of hops on his tiny one leg Yeah it’s like is this really necessary I feel like he could get by show me where that leg is dog it’s over here how do you know do wait left leg right leg Yeah it’s over
Here I don’t know just based on the patterns the left leg Depot yeah challenged by the right leg Lowe’s the left leg Depot has a wider aisles and also a lot of helpful people you can’t ever find oh God bro like needing one thing at Home Depot and just
Wandering the aisles looking for someone who knows what they’re doing is like the most helpless feeling it’s like when you’d get lost as a kid and your parents are nowhere to be found and you’re like guess I’ll die well it’s also like and then you’ll find someone and you’re like oh thank
God but they’re like talking to somebody else and they’re just having like the longest conversation yes about some KN [ __ ] oh oh dear oh maybe I should uh go down there and then you’re out of bre Blom seeds do what your friend said oh yeah zip on
Up zip on up zip on up come on now zip on up all right CH I just I I just didn’t want to say I like I I try not to use people’s names on the show cuz you know some people like to keep a
Low profile so but I I do I do have friends AR just so you know that’s not what I was making fun of oh okay I know you have friends and they’re really real that’s the best part about them I would be one of them yes if you paid me back that
Of whoa I didn’t want this oops God that’s like in Space Balls where they turn off the movie like you turned off the whole movie [ __ ] what’s happening I’m I’m diving back down into the abyss bro well I’m on my Abyss [ __ ] um man I don’t I came all the way
Down here guess I got to guess I got to warp back back to this [ __ ] like an idiot the M I feel like such a dangus feel like such a dang dongus God I’m such a freaking dongus I like the idea of you just saying stuff like that in public and
Slowly working yourself up into a frenzy everyone just inching away from you I’m definitely someone’s story you know when they go home to their girlfriend or whatever how was your day today there was a guy that just kept screaming about his dongus yeah and getting M he was yelling at me so
Upset he getting so bad what did you do I just watched I what are you supposed to do yeah I mean you can’t help them yeah it’s like it’s not like I like they some people are Beyond reproach I don’t want to get involved what if he like came after me
Yeah what if you channel that anger into taste yeah with his dongus or whatever he’s talking about I don’t even know what dongus is yeah did you ask him no I didn’t talk to him of course I didn’t you think I’m going to engage oh okay what do you want for
Dinner meanwhile you get home su’s like how was your dad you were like I was such a Dogg and I could tell people could tell they were looking at me going he’s such a DG everyone saw there was a guy who was looking at me while I was upset about being a
Dongus and I could tell I could tell with his judging eyes yeah he knew I was a dongus [ __ ] that guy I’m going over to his house go to where he lives tuck who’s a dongus now he’s like oh my God that’s him you just see like the whole story of
These two people like from different perspectives and they finally come together in like this wild scene oh my God that’s him what are we going to do I don’t know hi the children they’re coming I’m not a dog he’s still on about the doest thing yeah it’s like Tommy Lee Jones are The
Fugitive you’re like I’m not a dogus I don’t care he’s got the gun out pointed at you oh man I’m going to drop this one for a new one nice daddy likes a new Shield daddy likes a new Shield the captain IV Reaper oh at least he’ll get hydrated welcome to the construct
Factory I cannot remember how long it has been since I welcomed any visitors and I’m not about to start now goodbye yes parts delivered here from the depot are assembled into crafter constructs the finished products produced here are shipped to Dragon Head Island all right yes see you later where they’re carried
By magical fairies to Gumdrop Lane okay now I’m listening all right you lost me but you got me back my task here is to confirm receipt of the part shipped from the Depots this is riveting stuff I then oversee the task of ensuring they are correctly assembled we’re unionizing
Soon tax rates are through the roof cool let me know how that works out currently all work processes have been suspended as have my duties link definitely looks at him like uh-huh like just got that hands on hips kind of mhm I can’t look away yeah it looks like you got a
Uh loose valve there the issue seems to be that no parts are being sent from the departs I am on standby here to take receip of them in the event the Depots resume okay great cool well what would you like me to do with that information I don’t care
Sucker you got suckered and the listen to me rant sucker I mean I’m sure I’m sure it’s something extremely obvious and cool and every like the Top com will be Dan colon what am I supposed to do with this information everyone colon you you idiot I don’t know maybe the super
Obvious thing I’m like I don’t know man I’m sorry shut up I want to die she like I just want to spend time with my dog my dog doesn’t judge I’m always judging every time she sees me like her eyes get big and her ears go down and her tail starts wagging
And I’m like why can’t everyone just feel this way okay uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh that’s all that’s that’s as high as it gets what’s the problem that’s amazing that’s amazing so high I can feel Heaven it’s so high I can feel heaven heaven there you go can’t feel me is it
Is is that a song are you quoting song lyricss yeah I am so high oh you know I don’t think I know the lyrics Beyond I am so high I think it’s is it feel heaven or hear heaven or see Heaven I don’t know he just senses heaven in some way or
Another I thought it was feel all I know is years ago I was sent a video of a like a cover band in a bar singing say hello to heaven by Temple of the Dog and uh they were so drunk it sounded like s 11 okay s 11
Le it was amazing but everyone in the audience was drunk too so the just the the arms are up in the air it was great yeah it was really funny damn that is always fun when everyone’s on the same page even if it’s terrible I yeah you know what this is great we’re
Having a great time I love a good cover band that is like half checked out a good cover band yeah I love a mediocre cover band dude they they do have their um they do have their charms oh yeah dude I love them I love it when it’s
Like clear that there’s one guy who it’s like that’s their song so oh yeah so like once it comes on it’s like he gets like really into it and it’s and everyone else is like okay and he’s like yeah it’s just like singing louder and yeah no one ever liked this it’s because
It’s kind of a deep cup but [ __ ] that [ __ ] yeah and he’s been practicing it for a long time and you just can’t wait to get to the solo you know that sort of thing so he’s all up on the top register
Like go go go go go go up up up up up up up up up up up up up yeah boy good job okay pull that is okay bro this is going to be easy as peasy really yeah uh yes cut to 36 minutes later what the
[ __ ] am I supposed to do I’ve done everything I’ve done everything right surely it can’t I can’t be the problem yeah the one common denominator in all 350 of our problems yeah jeez okay okay I think this is it I think this is it all I got to do is just
Attach this single fan yeah I think a single fan is uh and slap it away slaping my troubles away with the slap shot oh you can get in there boy that’s brilliant yeah bro uh there we go tapestry can you hit that for me oh whoops oh okay that’s um oh
That’s getting in the way there that is definitely getting in the way there all right redo it maybe you have to go the other way is that possible off the edge oh no it that goes into a wall all right I guess you just have to build it on the other side
Of that what the [ __ ] wait what am am I am I a [ __ ] yeah just disassemble it and loop it over the block right there’s another one up there Loop it over the obstruction there’s another one up there there’s another obstruction up there oh dear I have to find a way to
And there’s one there there’s all kinds of obstructions man this is like when they put metal bars on the on the park benches so I can’t skateboard and do my my egg mctwist and my sick alies that’s my famous move the eggplant mtwist it’s also the name of a delicious special at
McDonald’s how am I supposed to grind on Rails when the man keeps getting in my way anyway I’m 45 I’m just filming stuff from my YouTube channel I think it’s really going to take off I’m only 44 I might but I will be 45 next year that’s that’s how that
Works oh no what you were thinking I turn sideways yeah yeah I was thinking that too but you know what’s going to happen show you it’s going to foul oh my god oh wait no wow that straight up worked didn’t it we’re good okay perfect okay wow hell
Yeah I think I’m the [ __ ] no no no you got that pretty quick a a a m a i t a a m i t a Amita a i t a it’s Mi the [ __ ] oh oh oh I didn’t realize it was a an acrostic yeah it’s a Reddit thing
It’s a subreddit called am I the [ __ ] is that right I just thought you meant shortening words would they tell tell stories like the way I thought OMW meant oh my word yeah right what else could it be yeah what else could it be danam could even possibly imagine well I mean
Like when you don’t know it like you your brain has trouble or my brain has trouble anyway uh thinking of alternate possibilities like when I saw FTW and I was like surely that means [ __ ] the what like it’s a hilarious adorable spin on what the [ __ ] I always thought
That yeah it’s like what am what else am I supposed to think like my friend who’s on the way texts me OTW I mean what am I supposed to do yeah agreed he’s like coming to my house and he’s like on the way to my house and he
Says OTW OTW oppressed traffic tweel well we have to rescue them I will not stand for weasel trafficking oops oo that was close and and and why should you Dan what did they ever do to anyone yeah we need to stop OTW all the time yeah off track
Weaseling off track we now that just sounds fun yeah I don’t care who you are you can make a pretty penny yeah that’s why you go to Kansas mulane Kansas yeah you got to do the off track weasel one of the local sports mhm Off Track Betting is what we’re referring to for
Anyone who’s like I think I’m going to stop watching this I don’t understand these people de oh I really messed up didn’t I oh I really messed up oh this is the one it’s going wow maybe hit uh the other one proba like reduce the yeah I made it up great it’s
Up there cool why not go all the way up guess there’s something blocking it whoa whoops do you need those fans oh there is something blocking it yeah the the track is all mangled yeah okay well I guess I can just climb no oh no I can’t climb time no th something
Okay perfect turn off no one will be following me up here uh and then I create bird amazing and then I fly out of here I I love that plan thanks man I always knew you’d have my back I didn’t don’t have your back just just want to be
Done I just want this Folly to be over wait wait wait wait don’t go wait don’t go no this thing keeps going Dan they give you extra Birds to account for one round of stupidity they play test and they were like people keep losing Birds yeah you got to get him the
Second bird got to throw the second bird out there can’t just can’t just not have a second bird hey bird hey bird H you’re the word hey bird hey bird I’ve been working on my War Burton it it sounds really good yeah here listen he it’s perfect yeah it’s it’s perfect have you
Oops it’s Patrick warber not Kyle warber his brother there’s there’s multiple warber what does Kyle do I know he’s like an account or something oh all right sometime you know it’s kind like a family thing it’s not like a dynasty it seems odd that you would mention it then
Well CU he’s famous oh he is for being an account a famous famous accountant Kyle warber look it up just like could you imagine if that was real yeah he he walks out and just like hundreds of thousands of girls screaming like the Beatles in the ‘ 50s
Kyle there’s enough Kyle to go around yeah who who here needs help with their deductible oh [ __ ] no no no oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no no no no oh nice wait going into the soft Landing this is great work here thank
You I feel accomplished did I tell you that story of the uh the pilot um I can’t remember it was some commercial airline that we ponches yes that’s Wow way to bring it back to the to the Bibble yeah dude um well you know what let’s give this a second
You were going to tell some kind of story or something it was just we took a commercial airline and the pilot had a rough Landing it like the plane like hit hard and it bounced and you know sometimes the pilot will stand outside the cockpit as you walk out M and uh but
He kept the door closed and the um this uh the flight attendant who clearly was like not enjoying the landing was like oh he’s not coming out just super loud to everyone it’s really funny this guy’s coming out look at this guy no why am I this wow he’s actually pretty cool your
Anger God you know what he looks like who do you Do You Remember Have You Ever Seen The whz no it was an early 80s take on The Wizard of Oz for what um douchy uh uh corporate people would call an urban audience T remain oh well I’ll get back
To that Michael Jackson was in it yes we must recover my secret Stone what it’s like this big musly [ __ ] robot it’s like please thank you for let us go there together okay the um the path will be very dangerous luckily you you’re well dressed in what appears to be a napkin with
Pants that’s okay there is a platform nearby where we can explore its potential oh you’re going to be able to walk around in that come ride me yeah gladly this mechanical device I’m going to be writing is more floppy than I’d like it to be recover my secret Stone
Link recover it but Stone all I was going to say is there’s a part in the subway like it’s like an updated uh Wizard of Oz story and they’re in the subway there’s like this guy can’t remember the details but he’s like some sort of Puppet Master and he has these
Two big creepy puppets that have long limbs like that and they’re kind of accordion in their movements and it’s it’s similar to this it’s very upsetting sick yeah I’ll show it to you and you’ll be like oh I hate this dude look at my little guy he’s just a little guy he’s
Just a little guy he just swings his little noodle hands oh that’s great guarding back parting back part link the weapons here can draw forth the true power of this construct attach one to a hand and your power in combat will be magnified severalfold avenge several
Fold all right next time on game okay awesome a let’s go it’s game grum time hello please not while I’m in my ice bath oh god oh oh I’m okay I’m okay I have to sit on my feet sometimes I’m doing that right now yeah yeah I I especially have
To do it during the power hour because like if I feel like I’m leaning back I feel away from the comedy like I have to feel like I’m leaning forward into the comedy that’s that what they mean by leaning into it I don’t know it sounds
Stupid but like if it feels like I’m a like it’s it’s like a more more active less passive kind of it feels right yeah I don’t know I don’t know what to say hello any everyone now you know too much the road to the secret stone is long and
Arduous aru no you got it you got it AR you woo yeah when you look at it it’s like too many bowels I recommend that you make stops and each Armory [ __ ] get accustomed to operating this construct so that you are prepared for whatever you may face just whatever you know it’s
Like I don’t want to not going to make any assumptions but fine you’re probably going to kill some [ __ ] um all right yeah so Aaron’s got this big old uh exciting mech suit thing that he’s riding yeah dude I’m riding this Su bro mhm okay and now it’s way more threatening yes
Chef yes chef did you say Hands Clean chef all right where am I going this way didn’t she just say back part oh I can attach a third thing oh man all right oh is is there a third thing on the Shelf yeah yeah right look at that fourth thing just a
Panel just a pan all of wood [ __ ] I mean God now you can walk right over the Gloom yeah dude this rules yeah this is good I ain’t going to lie this rules guy how do I get over there how do I get over there can you still jump up through ceilings
Uh no I don’t have any of those abilities maybe I just nope it don’t I guess I’m just walking around there’s a thing on the map it says oh that’s so far away wait [ __ ] what did it say it wanted me to do manu’s voice secret Stone using
The power of the constract for manu’s voice you learn location of the secret Stone I got to go all the way over there with this slow ass mother F just GPS it I am gpsing it but it’s so freaking far and I got to go around well it’ll
Give us a chance uh to air our grievances about oh to get to know each other better yeah oh uh what’s your favorite song wait wait what’s happening here this is different I’m fighting evil trees yeah yeah yeah I don’t know like has that happened before what fighting evil trees yeah
Yeah really I didn’t remember it and it just seemed like you were we’re taking it awfully in stride yeah it’s like so what’s your favorite song I’m like there’s evil trees I’ve never heard that song before was that the Beatles yeah Greatful Dead evil trees interesting it’s a b called
The Screaming Trees yeah I know Screaming Trees yeah yeah yeah I know Screaming Trees you know Neon Trees oh wait I do they were uh oh god oh that’s not good this Everybody Talks started with a whisper not everybody when I kissed her heard that song I have heard that song Everybody
Talks uh did I screw this up is this guy just stuck now oh is he going to follow me follow minoru get over here manura minu I can’t get back on follow me uh-oh maybe if I just go it’ll find me that’s an extremely optimistic take you know I’m just doing
What I can I can’t get on it and it’s not doing anything so just going to just going to see what happens you know maybe I should change my outfit to something a little bit more useful oh I didn’t get the full blight outfit though I got that on my home playthrough
Oh okay I didn’t get that on this play through did you play through this part in your home playthrough yet no oh I just did a bunch of the side stuff damn it it’s all the way over there yeah it didn’t follow you at all oh might have
To start this part over I don’t know how how am I supposed to start it over I don’t know but you definitely took that extremely critical mech suit and sank it in the water oh almost within 30 seconds of receiving it I feel like I’m doing something oh there is
Wa wow how’d you get up here he’s fast okay so it’s just following me okay cool so I don’t need to you don’t need to ride it at all no in fact this was a happy accident cuz the folks at home who know that you don’t have to ride it were
Probably like oh my God he’s going to ride it the whole way there and we’re going all be 350 years old yeah well what are you [ __ ] it’s you you start out riding it what it’s oh well I’m just going to get off and just do whatever like that’s
Silly found it in the puff it was in the other room oh God I don’t have oh you know what I might have an outfit that glows I do nice I’ve got enough the glow are you freaking jelly wow oh yeah I remember this one F that’s a great
It’s a great outfit yeah look like a little goat man yeah sexy sexy little goat man I look like a goat man goat man goat man goat man that’s an Alison chains reference for anyway yeah yeah he’s a big sheep guy yeah huge in sheep I wouldn’t say it like that huge
In the sheep loves sheep makes love to sheep that you know sheep [ __ ] was such a prevalent joke in the 9s it really was you you almost have to wonder like how much did it actually happen for people to joke about it that much I think maybe just like one person made the
Bit and then then it became synonymous with like weird country Farmers yeah effing sheep dog Scottish country Farmers I got what’s going on stop moving the wheel dude stop moving the wheel trick is you got to take the Sheep up to the of a so it backs up
India anyway this is like a known bit that you’re doing deleted from Trek that l oh yeah yeah yeah I remember that donkey donkey you got he’s having a stroke and wait was Donkey sound like get the medication something like that it’s just Eddie Murphy doing Eddie Murphy I guess it
Is oh sh sh that’s what he sounds like oh yeah he has kind of like he yeah don’t have enough zonite I only have five zonite oh no [ __ ] God what are you going to [ __ ] do I’m taking out my devices all right and then
Uh and then I have and then that’s it right and then the bottom part yeah yeah yeah all right yeah go oh yeah dog dog we’re going to go flying dog um dude we’re going to go freaking flying dog yeah pull up hell yeah I’m going backwards oh
God no oops oops oops my bird oops oops oops rise rise good stuff all right now we’re going the right way you’re doing great do you think there’s someone out there who’s uh bothered to light every inch of the depths oh yeah really yeah it’s not impossible I’m sure it’s not it’s just
The like it’s so timec consuming well that’s what games are for yeah are for blasting time away I guess so you know yeah supposed to people use games for a lot of things that’s what I use it for like a sense of Peace a sense of accomplishment blasting your time away like it’s
Nothing taking your mind off the constant and existential horror of death I mean whatever right whatever it’s like what it’s whatever you want to use it for yeah what is this what am I about to run into oh my God oh my God man this [ __ ] is far ohly jeez
You’re going to have to you’re going to have to jump up through the thing it sucks cuz I’m out of fruits I don’t want to go up and get more I’m out of patience I don’t even remember where to get them you get them in caves for
Hudge what did you call me yeah I’ve run out of patience for your hudge Aaron you can’t be saying stuff like that your chicanery okay uh Tom Foolery bro Shenanigans knock it off cut it out you’re Malarkey you’re Malarkey remember when our president said Malarkey and it was a big thing
That’s a bunch of malarkey what who Biden yeah he he seems to be of the correct age for malarkey references that’s true well I mean I’m not saying that I just I’m just saying remember that I don’t actually you don’t remember it when everyone was like he said Maly
Ha you you’d be amazed at how little I pay attention to the world you know that’s fair yeah I got stuff going on man why is there a big wall why is there big wall there must be a big wall top side that no there is not there is
Usually it’s River when they’re big wall and there is no River oh I can climb over this big wall good stuff I just meant an obstruction of some kind yeah it’s like a there is kind of a cliff I guess up top side but uh really pissing me off here yeah that
Doesn’t change the fact that [ __ ] you just get me up there no there’s so much to climb oh there’s so much to climb you’re doing great you’re doing great God I would no there’s a [ __ ] there’s a ceiling you got to I’m not doing great Dan your positivity is a bunch of HOA
Can you can positivity is never who no can um can you jump up through it your positivity is toxic yeah sorry about that I’m working on it but uh it isn’t no can’t jump up through it can’t jump up through it can’t can’t can’t oh God shiny things you can break it’s one
Of these I don’t need the shiny things right now I don’t need to worry about the shiny things I’m not worrying about the shiny things here I am collect all the shiny things Spirit Temple oh my God just like Zelda excellent The Vessel of spirits resting place
Dope it’s like a cruise ship for Spirits we play dead man’s party over and over again yeah a cruise ship for Spirits exists there it’s called the queen men uh and it’s docked near La show we is the most haunted boat in the America the world pretty sure the most haunted boat is
Probably like the Titanic it’s not haunted by anything except for Moss underwater algae you no man there’s a bunch of people died in it yeah but they floated away they don’t think oh oh I’m sorry Spirits need to breathe oxygen well they’re already floaty so of course with the influence of the ocean
Currents ghaster floaty I guess they are huh Casper’s floaty yeah got a little nub instead of legs that’s what makes him friendly and like what’s the deal why did they oh they float they got little Nubs like who came up with that [ __ ] that’s not how ghosts are that’s not scientifically
Accurate you’re right Aaron that cartoon ghost wasn’t scientifically accurate and he’s bald Casper wasn’t bald when he was a kid is that right you see what CASRO was like before he died yeah at the [ __ ] end of the movies like a little actor movie movie you never seen the
Cast with the Friendly Ghost movie no with Christina Richie is it hot you mean when the child dies and is turned into a ghost not that part like another part is there a hot part like maybe his like maybe his mom mom and dad like split up because of
The tragedy of losing their child and she goes on like a a [ __ ] fest is it hot uh I don’t think so I don’t think there’s any hot Parts in that movie that’s a shame it is a it is a children’s movie I think it was rated G
Whatever man maybe PG cuz it deals with death listen yeah PG PG leaves room whoa that construct I made it long ago it’s like an evil version but the glow it must be under the control that’s number Johnny 5 when they’re threatening to disassemble yeah but the glow that damn
Glow if the Demon King has turned my creation into his P if the Demon King has turned it what are you wearing do this together link do you think it’s possible that in the Casper movie after Casper dies his mom goes on like has a sexual Awakening because she’s no longer
Burdened with with child rearing you don’t know it could happen it might have been I don’t know it might have been rejected in an early script careful anyway you’re fighting the seiz construct what the [ __ ] oh you just touch it nice dang than you wow you did no damage
Sty yeah what the hell knocking it over but that is all Z him zpp him oh we are going to be here for many years are you [ __ ] kidding me with this can you flame him on [ __ ] all right I’ve got him down by 165th of his strength
Uhoh there’s got to be a way a better way to to beat that MF there’s no better way no no no no there’s no better way hello come back eat my [ __ ] this thing is quite sturdy we keep knocking it over but that is all yeah that’s what she’s saying she’s
Saying she’s saying there’s something to do there’s something you got to do you got to figure it out son oh that that’s doing it it’s got to beat away the armor you know oh it’s got to beat the armor out of it excellent that’ll work ow ow ow stop hitting
Me what are you Shakira oh woo is that a song yeah will I like her I love Shakira dude yeah I remember during this I mean I’m not familiar with her music really but I remember during the Super Bowl where there was that part where she got up all and the camera was
Like I was like this is weird she’s awesome yeah she does that Kermit voice every so often I love it what’s that whoa oh damn my bad yo my bad and she’s h she my hip don’t she does like a little Kermit voice every she had a song oh man maybe
I can maybe I can find it I was in um you know how sometimes you’re in a uh like a like the restroom of a restaurant and a lot of resting going on yeah you can hear the song that they’re playing over the PA more clearly because you’re
Away from the crowds yeah and um uh and you’re just fumbling with Shazam cuz you’re like oh my God that song rules you know yeah yeah and that that that happened to me once I was like this song is amazing and it turned out to be a
Shakira song but I had it sounded completely unlike anything I had heard from her before um she does a lot of most of her music is Spanish language yeah it’s true let me see if I can find it I don’t think it was a popular Jam let it all so it can
Be like a a breathing sound effect sexy breathing sound effect the can’t were the lyrics I I can’t find it I’ll have to find it later oh [ __ ] I only remember what the cover looked like but that would only get me to the album which then I would
Have to figure out you to eat each song why did I say eat cuz I’m eating in the game right now that’s why goodness me wow 60 million monthly listeners goodness gracious that’s so many eat it son he ate it he ate that [ __ ] oh no he’s freaking out hips oh the mol’s
Hitting they’re lying I’m starting to feel you conru oops uh-oh oh crap now I’ve got four arms careful four don’t be thrown off by then attack all right [ __ ] don’t don’t get thrown off by how it moves before something attack all right maybe once it’s done attacking it will also protect literally
Just playing arms right now yeah gosh I forgot about that game did we ever play that on the show I think so if we did it was a very long time ago I love that game play [ __ ] I feel like we might have I seem to have a a memory
Of a fighting game with big floppy on there are a couple of those yes there are oh God what am I thinking of you it was it’s old looking graphics and you’re like you’re made of these characters that are I think it was called balls actually oh yeah balls balls with the Z
Yes I wasn’t thinking of arms I was thinking of balls easy mistake yeah it happens constantly what do you want me to do here are very dangerous be careful okay I I could understand that um going to shoot bombs we won’t long this R he’s going to shoot bombs find another approach fire
Earth water balls wait do I need to fly too a [ __ ] I do can you yeah I think so put the fan on your on your mechanical buttocks oh look at that oh [ __ ] oh cool stop stop that looks really that’s that’s going well dude knock it
Off dude cut it out excuse me I’m going to mash some sushi into my my metal ship feel better wait what’s the deal oh this isn’t helping me at all no this isn’t helping me me one bit no good job Aaron take that yeah take this gentle breeze on your Mech taint oh
Oh uh uh why man okay maybe I maybe I need to take it don’t hit me don’t hit me yes don’t don’t come at me say come at me fire fire fire not with the fans with the fire I just need to get a spike ball
Dude yeah you sure to just need to get a spike ball spiked iron Ball Z [ __ ] get down here here we go what if they would Dro did you switch arms on the spike ball I did no no no it’s I’m crossing oh okay Crossing arms right
Now come on come on get down on the ground you freak this really does feel like somebody at Nintendo was like can we just arms didn’t do very well can we just make a boss that’s just like arms yeah yeah it’s fun I swear arms didn’t do well
No it was a Jee failure what but what about the Super armo Brothers well they’re going to make the sequel legs you could say super armo brothers and use the same exact letters like that does that do anything for you it does you know you know what it’s a perfect
Anagram I think that’s a solid joke oh man please kill this person trying you’re back to doing like the tiny non yeah yeah well it’s he gets hit when he hits the bar wire knock him the bar wire just like that my armo now my leg Yos now my
Backos my backos he’s got his back up all right dude you’re not the [ __ ] last boss you sure acting like it [ __ ] Godzilla ass lasers coming out of his back god Godzilla minus one looks amazing by the way oh yeah I’m so excited about it have you seen the trailers for
It I think so it’s very tasty it’s not it’s like its own thing right it’s not Shin Godzilla no it’s it’s it’s Japanese but it’s not the sequel to Shin Godzilla I think that got scrapped boo that’s a shame that Shin Godzilla is one of my favorite movies in
General and [ __ ] that okay [ __ ] that I want to watch some stupid you [ __ ] rebooting that [ __ ] it looks awesome what is what are they America what what are they Hollywood keep rebooting everything it’s just a Godzilla movie Man like thousands of them yeah but they’re all
Connected no they’re not to each other biologically to the Earth chemically to the rest of the universe atomically to the North Pole magnetically oh God I forgot it looked like this link oh my God where are you excuse me mechanical deer could you put link on
No I am what I am I’m sorry I don’t speak dear hold on let check your mascot oh no come my face you’re going to check your mascot no God damn it chest Jewel chest so Zelda asked me to Aid you link Gator Aid I am the sage of spirit
Drink up and one of the zonai he’ll need it for the final battle for fighting the gator oh my God I mean guys if you’re if you’re trying to discourage me from being a furry you can’t play sweeping romantic music when the hot animal character turns around
Yes thank you it is because of you that we have recovered my secret Stone oh secret Stone huh originally my intent was to awaken when you first found the porad I used the porad for my Tinkles in the corner on your journey that way I don’t go on the rug battle with that
Same construct Prov they should really just house trained me but grateful for all fine you’re just lazy link here take my huge hand that was a weird handshake in the name of minu sage of spirit she’s kind of cold fishing you on that handshake yeah I believe it will serve you well yo
Am I getting another Power this late in the game should I brace my legs might kill his heel yeah whoa whoa losing balance oh cool I did have one finger that wasn’t weird and there it goes and boom goes the dynamite this is the GPS for the poop
Anywhere app this power I’ve given anytime you poop it will be marked on the map and from this point forward I see we have 40,000 checkins on your pants it will automatically be shared on Facebook with your friends and family they too will know when you poop and where oh literally zero anywhere
Besides pants use it wisely link goodbye just the pants huh I am the one who lived in the distant past in the age of hyrule’s founding circumstances forced me to forsake my body and become a Pure Spirit a being of pure Spirit long have I slumbered within Zelda’s purad in order
To share what I knew when I passed into your hands oh the porn I’ve seen on this thing I apologize that our meeting has been so long delayed the demon Kings interference is to blame nevertheless I ask your pardon please delete your dickpics off of that perad please tooly they’re in
The cloud now on to the topic at hand it’s going to be raining dickpics from that cloud in my own age the distant past from your perspective Zelda awakened as the agage of time and appeared before us what I must relate to you is a tragedy that occurred in hyrule’s
History so put on your laughing hat and let here we go here come the giggles at its Crux was Zelda who had held a secret Stone in Traverse time ah really hoping that uh that leaf blower or whatever isn’t [ __ ] picking up on the microphone why would it it’s only inches from our
Office window she made a momentous decision in those days gone by I would have I would have you know of the resolve she poured in that Blade the master sword she was awesome my people known as the zai came down from the Heavens to the surface of the world it was said
They were descendants of gods well they said they were descendants of God they bore from these same Gods secret Stones capable of amplifying the abilities of those who possessed them oh yeah using the knowledge of the Zoni my younger brother rahu became a great leader he met a young woman named
Sonia and they would wed raru gifted all [ __ ] up phobic and they didn’t like touching hands yeah they fist bumped each other you may now fist bump the bride as its first king and queen do you take her to be your wife the future looked don’t get closer however tragedy suddenly
Struck a man of great evil emerged from the desert hey guys the leader of the gudo Ganondorf killed Queen Sonia and stole her secret Stone that’s a h hate that got your stone transformed into the Demon King it’s pronounced deing created swarms of monsters Hyrule rose up to face these
Threats but the evil power driving the monsters forward was staggering The Defenders were on the brink of defeat let’s go guys wor raru then came up with a plan to turn the tide of the war I would have pissed on him forgot his name was raru Ru he entrusted secret stones to
Warriors with exceptional abilities they became sages and United in an effort to finally defeat the demon king the mighty morph and power R has outnumbered the demon king and should have been able to stop him however they didn’t mhm he got hot turns out his hand was huge could have
Imagined I was unable to withstand his strength our fin just Li down here need a minute want a compri on and then I’m so mad oh love his ears now I’m ready he committed himself to one final act the aristocra I’ve seen this before and now Ru wait
What where will be your downfall gondorf that and this sword mostly the sword really oh this is [ __ ] epic oh God that’s awesome owie yowzers e it’s gooey inside yeah boy there’s a lot of hair going on here my heart is still my magic you plan to hold
Me here what a clever way to solve your problems but are you ready to pay the price for this don’t be so smug $ 39 now I know exactly what it will cost me I brought Apple pay now thousands of years will pass on the blink of an eye you only delay the
Inevitable you’re wrong how long does it take you to Blink someone will appear with the sword that seals the darkness a swordsman with the power to defeat you link remember this name remember the name never heard of him only the 20th Zelda gamefully convenient so by the way this going to
Be link he’s going to kill you he’s going to get all these Powers you’re going to get a bow and arrow and he’s going to get an outfit that helps him glow in the dark that’s link nice wow that was awesome wait didn’t she die oh Sonia died Sonia died
Ah you know this tragedy is the imprisoning war it was dope as [ __ ] though it took all we were able to give and we succeeded in imprisoning Demon King but I was wounded in the process my body was soon to expire well then that is when Zelda came to me bearing a
Decayed and broken sword yes you will recall how the master sword vanished her me handed the Temple of time she came to me and I slapped the side of it and I was like well here’s your problem from there it traveled into the distant past appearing in Zelda’s hands
And now you hold it once again still broke though God time travel stuff is so weird to me yeah you’re not time travel guy I I like it it’s just always traveled through time the same way mind [ __ ] yeah a little bit yes but more importantly in my
Original time the demon king was vulnerable to even the smallest piece of this sword and we had central air someone like him has vulnerabilities do you need to take a shower or something what exactly are you suggesting we do with the sword over time the master sword is able
To absorb sacred power it can heal itself and even grow stronger now what do you need me for Curious great point if we were able to empower it in that way it could be the key to defeating the Demon King but it could take centuries for that sword to grow strong enough the
Power The Demon King wields I do not see how this can be done it would be impossible for you to provide it with sacred power for so long what if we di it in [ __ ] possible for you you mean yes I can do it I have to
I’ve told you that act is forbidden for a very good reason it would mean throwing yourself awayo throwing yourself AWA do you need your whole grain pellets yes please you won’t be able to change back back a oh this is where she goes become the dragon the moment I had the sword I
Knew what to do I knew this was why I came to the SI oh is that why the sword’s in her head to so she can keep charging it she charging I want to restore the master sword and deliver it to link to restore the sword
Okay I’ll deliver it to link I’ll be a huge dragon and I’ll tell him and I’ll cry all over very well then does she have a thing on her face or is it like a shine I guess she has the same thing on her face yeah yeah yeah so I too will devote
Myself to this goal and to this hero of yours for The Swordsman L what was his name I will do diarrhea Jones even if my body should perish I will still be with you in spirit but like not really though yeah I’ll be dead don’t do anything you don’t want me to
See I’ll be watching [ __ ] let me go throw away some stuff first listen there’s like a lot of bottles in my car I just I’ve been traveling afterward zela and I discuss strategy we laid the groundwork for guiding you in the distant future first you must remove all the peanut butter
Cracker wrappers from under the seat and then tackle the bottles pour out the liquid first yeah Q-tips are really good for the cup holders they at all gooey and [ __ ] before the glooms Affliction took my life I became a spirit and entered the perad then Zelda did what she felt she must
Then begin the process the Forbidden process can I try that sentence again there were a lot of OS updates to the perad it’s really traumatizing she believed you would use the Master Sword to defeat the demon king and restore peace to Hyrule ah what she lied she
Lied you already have in hand the hope that’s all the left to you the sword that seals the darkness the master sword oh dop you got it it right you got it from from the dragon head the dragon Zelda you did all this right dragon with
Zelda oh [ __ ] go now link with the sword of hope that Zelda left to you you will surely Smite Demon King Ganondorf did she like die when you pulled the sword out or boy I’ve been stuck down here for a while vow of monu what’s that one oh it’s as good as
Money they’re IOU just tell them monu sent you okay can I get some ice cream Manu sent me who Trail the master sword complete good job Aaron completing main quests baby Trail of the master sword yeah what’ you think trial yeah thought it was trial I don’t want to look at the hot
Furry that makes one of us now you report to Pura got it yep we’ll do definitely going to go do that now report to purra yes my favorite girl what’s up Pur yo looking good girl yo what’s up yo can a holler you know what I can’t get out of my
Head do you know that you know Pete Holmes yeah very funny standup comedian have you ever seen his thing about how like he thinks homophobia is stupid because everyone jacks off I’m G to screw this up this is paraphrasing but everyone jacks off so if
Like when when you do that not only are you getting jerked off by a guy but you’re also giving a hand job so it’s like double gay I just it’s just like one of those things where it’s like it’s so in my head right now if I don’t say it I won’t
Be able to think any other thoughts you’ll just randomly say double gay at some point and then you’ll be like what Pete Holmes B drink yourself off getting Jed off by a guy boy that is a funny bit that’s double gay mhm oh it’s Pura well did you find anything out about the
Fifth Sage oh she uses the pads you found the sage of spirit Manu this this is uhhuh horrible we’re all going to die that means we have the five stages one uh nothing wrong with me nothing wrong with me that’s fantastic work leg let the SA save the world let the
Sages save the world I can’t believe this is actually one of the sages who faed off against the Dem King along Princess Zelda it’s like me a celebrity and now we have news about the princess there’s some relief in that at least the news is terrible but yeah oh and the
Princess too H okay so in the ancient past Princess Zelda Works to restore the decayed master sword and return it to your hand that sounds really real trusting that you would defeat the demon king in the present day she did so much all on her own oh sorry I was thinking about other
[ __ ] the master sword was a store you say when were you planning what’s that you say when were you planning on telling me and it was found in the head of a white dragon of all places that’s hard to believe what I mean why is some
Of this easy to believe and some of it hard it’s all insane I think you might be lying to me however this was there like a floating sky castle Yeah a dragon now that’s hard to believe I know I know it’s ridiculous you saw the Lost thousand-year-old Spirit of the sage of
Manu a dragon this was Princess Zelda’s wish one she believed it so strongly that she gave her life to see it through for us thank you for finding the sword link these glasses are real by the way it’s fashion I have to say you really don’t
Quit look you quit you you you you do you wish you you could you wanted to do anything you really don’t look quite yourself unless you got the master sword on your side check it [ __ ] iconic We Stand now then it seems you all have all you need you’re prepared
Defeats our enemy I think he really doesn’t look himself when he’s wearing bulbous glow-in-the-dark mechanical goat armor link the hero time like every part of you is exposed except for like the face and and calves it is funny how like makeshift it is it’s just like [ __ ] chain wrapped
Around your body with little Christmas lights it’s like early 80s metal yeah we need to determine where where the demon king is lurking it seems unlikely he’d still be in Hyrule Castle I can’t think of any place he’d be in here on the surface that must mean huh that’s it the
Depths well wouldn’t you say there’s a high probability that he’s in the depths I’m right right I’m right do you do what you think is best of course but my suggestion is to ask josha for any information she may have who is josha josha it’s josha just my assistant she’s
Always hanging around wasn’t she the one in like the the scientific team with that other guy yeah she’s like the tiny one yeah I think so it’s been a long time she’s enthusiastic about investigating the depth so I’m sure she’ll be time tell happy to help out
I’m having a stroke apparently link the rest is up to you does the left side of my face look like it’s drooping it does okay get me to a hospital this is josha yeah yeah she’s right here okay cool yep there she is hi hi are your investigations in the depths
In the yiga clan going well uh yeah I’m hard at work too I’m looking at this thing I’m looking looking looking looking so hard but I still don’t have anything new aside from what I told you about the statues that se that lead Southwest yeah you know the chasm in the
Forest of time south of hyru field yeah and I’ll talk more about it next time on oh all right welcome to piss Fest yes according to Aaron he told our um our coworker that this is going to be the episode that we uh we piss ourselves on camera
Mhh get ready for the piss the piss it’s going to be 45 minutes of us standing here and me pissing 45 minutes of piss I’m going to slowly piss and you’re going to see the dark spot just grow on my white pants 15 minutes short of an hour of
Piss all right here we go ready it’s already happening all right you know the chasm in the forest of time south of hyru field no yeah okay well another series of statues were discovered at the bottom of it I’m going to keep talking like you do your your lanterns are awfully
Viny yeah these statues are different than the one you showed me using the camera they seem to point the way somewhere too and do come near where you got your auto build ability but they don’t stop there these statues lead further Southwest into the depths of
Arizona where they go is anyone yes but I bet there’s a destination far beyond that building worth seeing at this point the chasms and the statues are points of focus for the investigation I’ll continue in gathering information about the depth thing in the meantime if you
Make any new discoveries be sure to let me know swordsman we got to give it All My Hope Is that this investigation will give us the hint in the search for prot Zelda probably won’t but that’s my hope so I wasn’t listen you can’t tell when I’m sleeping under this but I was
Sleeping very much wait so she wants me to go to the depths and find new statues this is like the Dune suit where I Peay and it recycles it into water that I can drink except I haven’t been doing it in the suit I just been peeing it in my own
Mouth cut off the middleman you know save time I say direct tube from penis to mouth what now now that I think about it what are I worried about this tube for might as well just Arc my pee right up to my mouth I still don’t have anything new as
From what I told I know it’s been 8 seconds seem to lead sou n Southwest okay uh you know the cat yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay so she said south of Hyrule forest or Hyrule Field Southwest I believe no Southwest is where I need to go when I’m in the
Depths but she said Chasm South hold on let me talk to you okay what sorry it’s is hard to hear this Mas what about them the chasm in the forest of time south of Hyrule Field okay got it okay the forest Hyrule Field where’s what’s the field again Hyrule Forest of time
South this one right here boom uh let me just this one’s probably closer yeah the poopa Foothills okay so oh my God oh my God sorry I didn’t tell you about this no time to explain didn’t we play a game called no time to explain a long time ago mhm what
Was that about you I mean the the the the game itself was like your little you’re a little guy and the way that you get around as you have like this big laser gun and the power of the laser gun sort of like suspends you in the air oh that’s right
So you have to like get around by shooting your laser gun everywhere jeez I think we played that with Ross maybe that was a long time ago but it was a game made by um a newr guy nowhere and they their Studio made a very hit game
Called hello neighbor very cool I I’m not familiar with it um does newr still exist yeah wow mhm still kicking amazing yeah man a Haven a Haven for artists oh Tustin I missed you his name is Tinkles toodles this is tinkle B Tim Tim that’s his real name
Tim every time you do that [ __ ] oh my God all right editor just randomly next chance you get actually that wouldn’t be random but one of these like wow could you just randomly put in a not that one that’s too obvious oh okay yeah yeah that should just be the normal baby grank
Wow I wonder if someone’s ever slowed it down Scatman like 200% hold on I have to someone must have done this Tim Allen grunt slowed down commun yes dude will you dude dud dude it’s been so long so will you please will you call me zoon hold oh that’s like the
Laugh oh my God oh my God all right super slow Tim Allen grunt here we go my God that’s too slow I need a good classic 25% speed Tim Allen gr I mean you could just find the Tim Allen Grunt and then slow it down in YouTube I suppose you can hold
Hold has granted you the power to okay yeah all right that’s the classic one so where’s the speed butt I never do this it’s just one of the like options in the yes yes there we go 5x that’s everything I dreamed it would be hold on try this one that’s more all
Right back to the game back to business it’s just just like [ __ ] casual opened mouth something so insane yeah like just the idea if if someone like came up to you out of nowhere and was just doing that like you here wait could you say something to me that would make illicit
That response from him just like he ate five eggs oh my God D you’re [ __ ] losing it so funny it’s when it gets like really human like halfway through extremely musical God my mind yeah uh uh oh oh no I want this one yeah that’s a long
Stick okay okay no no no no no can you put the giant spiky ball on the end of the long stick yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah marvelous [ __ ] oh that did no damage oh maybe these guys are trying to pushovers yeah no if you can if you can get
The you get the Giant’s pinky ball on the end of that that’d be awesome there yes Hulk smash nice oh that’s way better excuse me sir excuse me I’m going need you not how to do that anymore excuse me good job Aaron thank you your equipment will be returned to you
Remember when we remember when we all thought that was the funniest thing we’ve ever heard what I mean it was pretty funny and then it’s like you you you’d be waiting like the whole episode you’d [ __ ] yeah he’s like you’re just like [ __ ] do it
Do it he’s not doing it daddy he’s not doing it do you have any words that you this is unrelated any words that you always think um require an extra letter that isn’t actually in there um equipment is that word for me that’s why I bring it up think it’s like
Equipment yeah I always think there’s a t in there after the P equip no that’s stupid H well thank you no problem what a relief to feel this way what a relief to feel this way there’s just something about the way you said it what aief what a relief to
Feel this way d uh drop okay sorry I didn’t mean to litter Let The Bodies Hit The Floor let them roll with me let them roll with me oh that’s so dumb they should just put the timel and grunt into everything into everything I can’t remember did Sonia come back to speak to
You no no she’s dead like she’s super dead she’s so dead like not even like a little I can speak through a mechanical thing alive I don’t think so I think she’s just dead I don’t know maybe dude I can’t [ __ ] remember I get confused too cuz there’s so many flashbacks no
This [ __ ] matters it’s just Zelda how could you say that oh oh okay yeah what’s so what what’s the complicated plot here well because if Sonia’s dead it affects the way I think about the rule 34 stuff when I look it up later or right now
Or ibody thinking about a dead girl when I’m jerking off to rule 34 you said anything about jerking off I just I’m just a man who appreciates art just writing my FanFiction I was think I was waiting for you to do it all right where’s these [ __ ]
Statues at wow you have your Mech bro yeah he’s cool yeah is it this one is this the statue this one right here all right let’s [ __ ] go let’s follow the stat I’ll wait for the proper time yeah yeah just like 15 minutes silence and then yeah yeah like I don’t allow myself
To say anything on the episode concentrating weight too hard yeah I’m like is this the moment is this moment this a good moment let’s go over there I don’t think this a going Mo over there this way okay I’m just going to go this way and then this
Way and just keep it moving you look like you’re really hot on the button right now for those of you at home which is everyone um Aon and I were just staring at each other and I had like I I had my hands on my phone button like a like an
Old western gunman ready to pull it out of the holster and blow someone away here it comes it’s ready quick draw mgra on the Slow Down Home Improvement grunt oh there is a lot to love about that okay nicely done thank you a little bit of fan plane in my life
MH oh I got to give him the wheels bro I got to put the wheels on bro how else am I going to get anywhere real schematics get it right putting on the wheels now what I need oops put it on wrong and now it’s bad oops no [ __ ]
H jeez man I’m trying no I like it’s not it’s not against you it’s just like that’s got to be frustrating all right here we go this one’s it this is a this is for the birds this is ridiculous that way that way that way we’re going that
Way we’re going to need a little bit of Mamba just one note B number five that’s my favorite part when he says that it’s always nice when you when you hear a song and then they say the name of the song and the song yeah saves me a
Shazam what’s a song that where he says like Mambo Number Five that’s called my frankly I don’t believe you yeah what I’m just trying to figure this out what are you talking about what is going on bro I love the way Tim Robinson like he’ll immediately do like the worst
Thing possible at his sketches and then the second someone calls him out on it he’s like almost crying as he denies any knowledge why so funny just the perfect Manchild yeah yeah I what I’m just trying to figure out what’s happening goodness me damn it I wish I
Had some [ __ ] bright blooms I’m such an [ __ ] I should have been collecting bright blooms this whole time and I haven’t been doing it cuz I’m a [ __ ] [ __ ] is there another way to get them like an easier way I just need to go to a [ __ ]
Cave can we do that off camera I mean I don’t really need to I can just find a cave and get bright blooms over right at the beginning you know what there’s some on the floaty Island like right at the beginning of the game right where this thing is
Okay are you sure is what you want to say h just I’m like there was a secret part of me that wanted to end this playthrough on episode 69 as our cooworker suggested we should is this one it’s no I do not think we’re I do not think this is the
Last episode but we’re close is 69 this episode no no no when what episode is this I think this is probably 67 something like that 67 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 67 I just want to give our our viewers a good watching experience and I don’t know of us
Collecting seeds also Ju Just the thought of like hey man want to wander around a cave with me and collect seeds sure do you think lots of people want to watch that I’m less sure about that bro you bro uhhuh bro listen listen to me yeah okay we are
Entertainers and We Know Better oh is that right that’s that’s good that’s a nice confrontational attitude we know so much better than anyone else what people want to watch this is what we do we know better we know what people want to watch better than the people
You sure about that yeah I don’t know now that I say it out loud that’s why we made it we made the show and you watched goodness me all right how many of these things do we need I don’t know just a couple okay right
Here see I got a good memory it is good I got a memory number five how long do the memory number five how long uh do these take to regenerate um I think you just got to warp back here and then they regenerate nice but I’m getting I’m getting a
Pretty sneaky smelly amount I’m getting a pretty stinky amount getting a pretty stinky stinky amount sound like Emma Stone in that um and that’s get where she’s the poster that comes to life she’s like all I want to do is eat this big stinky burger and this huge dumbass beer she’s amazing in
That so true forgot about that yeah big dumbass bear hell yeah all right how many did I get oh man I got to watch that after we’re done with the episode oh yeah that’s way funnier than this [ __ ] nice Aaron sorry what always good to uh always good to
Tell people about better Alternatives they could be watching on the platform they’re watching your show on no but but you know what I mean right like it’s funnier maybe I do know what you mean and also my feelings are hurt maybe it’s both oh boy all right here we
Go back to the action where’s the Statue where did this statue go where’s a big dumbass statue yeah there’s a huge stinky statue and with this big dumbass sword I like when people describe things with stupid language it’s pretty good all right do I have arrows I don’t have any
Arrows left I’m going to have to hwk Bright Bloom SIDS all right Neo it’s not neat it’s a waste of my time [ __ ] when I could be doing cool things is what I meant like shooting bright Bloom seeds with arrows my preferred method of bright bloom seed can you make um can
You make your little fly fly bike there’s a big enemy to your right is there is it a grank or whatever yeah have we beaten one of those yet yeah yeah we did I mean I’m pretty sure right I know we got our ass beat by one and
You’re like I’ll come back and fight one later oh they’re easy dude oh they are yeah you just need a big weapon okay you just need a big stinky weapon and a huge dumb ass Shield is this the statue is this the statue no that’s
Tree no it’s tree wait where did I oh she’s pointing that way man I’m such a dingus I’m such a dang dongus it’s all right all right this way too lady get out of my way [ __ ] guy keeps getting my way you [ __ ] guy stop it guy
And could make a plane but I don’t know I don’t know if I want to make a plane maybe I just want to I just want to keep walking the depths are just like endlessly deep they just keep going it’s like give me a sec bro it’s like something of great depth
A man it’s not called the shallows okay that was a fun shark movie is that the one where they’re like Trapped In The Water wouldn’t be much of a shark movie otherwise no well I mean Jaws they’re not trapped in the water they’re in a boat yeah but then they’re trapped in the
Boat but they’re not trapped in the water yeah I’m talking about the movie where they’re they’re in the water yes and there’s a shark that is that is what’s happening in the shallows there there’s several like that open water is another one Open Water that’s the one yeah yeah
That’s that’s also a huge bummer why do you know all the sharp CU we are drawn to what we fear wow yeah sorry was that too deep huge of true true if true well I guess everything is yeah that’s right true Refuge no they’re true how many bright
Boom sleevs do you have left uh it doesn’t matter I’m here oh okay lady girl leaded me to the right place to be Hab okay you know what I would have say it one of your worst sentences if there was a letter box for this You’ get a [ __ ] half star lady
Girl led me to the BBB Hab oh is that right there look I can just make take a shortcut here that way man I’ve already been here this fucker’s leading me the place I’ve already been I could have just warped here [ __ ] B feel like a real
[ __ ] all right Dan am I the [ __ ] how so for buying a drink and then drinking it is this the beginning of a standup routine no oh that’s what some of those post are it’s like we were talking about this in the other episode right on am I the [ __ ] on Reddit oh
Right you tell a story and you’re like look am I the [ __ ] here cuz I’m getting a lot of [ __ ] for this right um and it’s either like am I the [ __ ] my boyfriend shoots me with a gun every day and one day I was like I wish you would
Stop shooting me with a gun am I the [ __ ] or right or or it’s like I kick puppies in the heads when I see them because they’re ugly and they’re stupid am I the [ __ ] like yes you’re the [ __ ] you’re the [ __ ] ah overheard me did you take a
Look at this giant Stone statue have we met her before I don’t she feels familiar and I know it’s dark and hard to see but look there’s one over there too it seems that each statue points in the direction of the next for a long chain yeah no [ __ ] that’s what I’m doing
Right now but you’re not going to live long enough to see any more of it are you link what oh man I thought that was an oddly aggressive thing for a researcher to say but you’re not going to live long enough you can’t breath the toxic air down here
Oh that’s very helpful thank you only I can a member of the clan wait did you kill her yeah wow oh she’s dead she’s so dead that was you know if I was that outclassed by someone in fighting ability I probably wouldn’t even even turn into the EA
Thing yeah she had such a good cover yeah I just be like wow just doing research all right there later you want to hang out D you and then then you keep running and she’s like man that guy want to kick my ass what that would have been real
Rough all right I’m running out of bom yeah you’re running out of all that run out blooms yikes well hello yiga machinga I remember this is this a different place than the one we went to before uh I don’t I don’t know I’m going be honest with
You hold on uh large Mecca man could you do something about this please all right get me up there get me up there get me up there thank you wow all right all right see you [ __ ] you’re not going to go in to the base and see what’s up no man why would
Want to do that I don’t know maybe they bright Bloom stuff maybe they goom oh there’s a guy trying he’s like a [ __ ] why did we build it like this am I the [ __ ] I got to get out there so I can fight the person I’m wildly outclassed by and
Die it’s my live stream yeah it’s like the reverse of what Aon and Dan have been doing this entire time and oh straight line let’s [ __ ] go oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh man that’s okay there’s a thing
Down here I can oh okay cool and then looks like there’s a statue up there so I I haven’t lost my place in fact it’s a good thing that I drove that off a cliff and tumbled wildly over The Lava it was fun I liked
It yeah I had fun isn’t that what it’s all about games games are fun coatic no it’s aquatic yeah I’m going to do some coatic water sports yeah that it’s that actress quatic Fina uh okay I don’t want to go to the Cara Cara mine I want to see where the statue’s leading
Me I go to school I don’t want to go to school what the [ __ ] oh it’s Tim and Eric Uncle muscles oh yeah we’re just saying I don’t want to go to school and then the other one’s like time to go to school you really got
To go to school he’s like ding ding ding I think at the time when I first saw those Uncle muscles shorts it might have been the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life I remember like my mom came uh home and I was s i was kneeling near the
Computer like with tears pouring out of my face laughing uncontrollably she was like you okay yeah better than okay I think I just just learned a life’s calling Uncle muscles such a funny name that was so funny I want to go to Mommy got to watch this oh has it been a
While since you’ve seen him well I’m going to be honest I I I didn’t watch a whole lot of Tim and Eric I’ve seen specific bits but I just didn’t really watch the show I don’t know how funny it would be now because so many people have aped their Style
That it’s not as like shocking as it once was oh yeah um but in 2007 they really were completely out of left field doing their own thing yeah as they say in the industry that [ __ ] slapped it it absolutely slapped I I I felt very assaulted in the face with the
Slapping it really slapped my potatoes I like those Vines oh [ __ ] I lost I lost visual which way am I going which way am I going which way am I going okay I’m just going to I’m just going to like that sure no whoops why not that’s
Not going to show up on my map I need to make it I need to make it a a pinpoint of light yes here we go just oh okay um uh hello oh oh okay there you go are you headed towards that clump of lit up area I
Think you were no or you’re supposed to be I’m going up a I’m going up a mountain over a bridge that but over there I could but that’s so far away and in the wrong direction is it yeah I guess it is a
Little oh no oh no oh no so much BL blue blights BL Bloom like it’s just killing you slowly and you’re like you’re just standing there trying to pronounce it correctly oh no the BL BL no no it’s [ __ ] you just instantly die I wish I could
See would this be a good time for floaty bike thing I don’t have I can’t afford it you don’t have the pieces I could be you know what I could if I just could be worth it might save time long wa oh my God dang thank
You you missed a piece of Z that’s okay it’s not that big a deal P oh my God yeah wow what is going on your boys are tearing it up yo are your boys back in town mechan knite sexy Fish Man rly Boulder and tungsten punch oh well this isn’t this is an
Optimal oh wait I can do this don’t forget Punchy girl oh it’s not working it’s not working die die die keep knocking him over okay get blown away this isn’t working I think I think it’s great I think it’s working great it’s clearly not working DH yo when I smack this bobblin he’s
Like God there’s something almost poetically beautiful about it all right I good think he has a nice slow wind up please die thank you okay thank you for all your stuff all right now to is there somebody still yes yes all right and he blew up so let’s
Make ourselves a little thing called a hover bite the pig turned inside out he what and it exploded I heard that shut up stop trying there you go me oh that’s much better bro this is the life this feels good this is a pirates life for me
Yeah keep on climbing get over the whole Mountain get up there and keep on oh go God noon the whole Mountain everything’s fine everything’s fine I’m already there I’m already there doesn’t matter if I lost my hover bike it doesn’t matter the sky got very solid at a certain part was the
Sky oh there it is place of worship the the testicle looking thing yeah the nutshot we worship the nut praise the nut worship the nut man one nut can really change your life ain’t that the truth man suddenly you have twins whole life is different and you’re
Like was that not really worth it probably not no it was I remember like it was yesterday that was awwesome it was worth it because you love us right yeah sure ow he loves us just thinking that’s absurd all right oh there’s the lady statue and here I am Rock Me Like a
Hurricane um you know what I’m going to make another one [ __ ] it let’s get there bro e it’s gooey shut up I cat the job done let me get on I’m going so fast and Fast and fast and Fast quickly Swift other words that mean fast do you think Taylor Swift is going
To be popular I don’t know no feel like she’s a bit Niche I feel like she might catch on under the right circumstances it shows how much you know about this stuff yeah no I almost had snailor Swift as my uh phone background snail or Swift yeah yeah Taylor Swift is a
Snail it’s pretty great B oh the frogs oh no the Frog just said he was easy he is easy but I don’t want to fight him right now he is easy he’s just a scourge of the depths you want me to fight him I don’t
Know if he’s going to be chasing you and drawing you into battle constantly yeah but I got my little guy H all right where is he right behind you he’s right behind me oh yeah we did kill one of these things now I remember all right yeah yeah oh you’re so L fell
Over oh I’m using the master sword whoops my bad uh yeah this got high durability [ __ ] okay what the [ __ ] happened oh wa oh whoops my bad what’s happening I used the [ __ ] whoops my bad did you use something critically important no no it wasn’t critically important
Yeah oh calm down everything’s fine it’s not critically important now oh God damn it all my shit’s breaking I told you I didn’t want to fight this guy you uh you looked for no no quarrel but trouble found you nonetheless oh oh God new thing all right all right run out run at
Me do do your suies do your suies oh he’s jumping again bro how many arrows just do your suies thank you walk it off big guy all right he explode but he also attacked okay everything’s breaking please stop breaking my everything get never stand up to me in my Army of barely functioning
Weaponry all right do your suies bro do the suies you want a piece of this gondorf well you better prepare yourself to get hit once with a critically damaged sword more like no sword stop jumping bro you got to be a little bit closer just do the [ __ ] suies doing the
Bunnies bro do the suckies there we go I love how he eats it and he’s like good that’s what I want yum yum yum swallow it every time swallow itce oh no un perishing he’s very vulnerable oh no he that’s the most vulnerable of all death the ultimate
Life death the despite tons of research death continues to be our nation’s number one leading killer I can’t remember what that’s from H it’s really old but made me laugh back in the day well are you happy Dan my [ __ ] bike is gone now your bike was
Already gone no it wasn’t I just got off it to fight the frocks then it should be still there right no it’s not it’s gone I’ll never make another one there it is I just didn’t want to is all okay God you’re always saying things to
Me I don’t know if I can handle that kind of behavior I make another bike I can’t I just did just got to make it to this guy so I can [ __ ] see wait those are pretty close so I can see what I can see CC that one and the
One over there yeah yeah it seems that way but it’s just that I because I can CCC it yeah maybe right maybe there’s a lot of like weird terrain that makes it slower sledding yeah I was out at CCC and I went to see what I could CCC my
Chick my chick light room all right you get away from my chick uh okay now I just got to get eyes on another statue feel like I should maybe just go back to where I came from okay oh there we go statue eyes on Statue just flying around like a cool
Guy cool guy that’s my cool guy song flying around like a cool guy cool guy that’s my cool gu song I got to say I haven’t found ARA to be half as cool since he started singing his cool guy song that’s the cruel irony of the cool
Guy song the more self-admitted cool you are the less cool you become all right give me my [ __ ] bike back bruh bike back bruh an early Biden campaign before they settled on build back better is that what it was what build back better build back better yeah as in
I think building infrastructure and such oh yeah car infrastructure the abandoned guto mine oh do you hear how we’re pronouncing it correctly is it guto mhm they say it all the time in the game do they mhm all right the goros I’m assuming that there are people
Who told you that in an angry manner Aaron when would people even have the opportunity to do that what kind of platform would people have well like they could talk about anything at any time with no consequences now that’s great to talk I think this is it I think this is the ’90s
Austin things are different now oh well as long as people are still having unprotected sex with multiple partners in a consequence-free environment I’ll be sound as a pound baby what is that for it’s Austin Powers oh yeah who else would say sound as a pound baby I don’t know you weren’t doing like
A like a i behive accent you know well there’s a reason that’s not what he sounds like yeah no he made him awfully [ __ ] me there no he goes like I’ll be hi that’s that’s what he does bro you never seen Austin Powers he’s like all right hello Governor I’ll be you Bowers
Wer all right I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up I’m sorry I [ __ ] up I see you have to jump on and knock him off of his perch yeah I got to jum up and then do this thing where is he down there being he being a right a right c word camel
Oh oh my God kind of thought we’d have a couple more incremental seword before we got right down to it but looks like someone had his eye on the prize no this episode of gang is sponsored by hellofresh serving all your needs oh what’s that we lost the brand deal
Okay I guess this episode is not sponsored by hellofresh the number one company for getting all kinds of Fresh Foods delivered straight to your door that’s hell fresh however dude wipes has swept in and apparently they’re cool with anything use code checkout got 25% off more manly [ __ ] products
Where did that guy go did he die oh hell yeah oh hell yeah wow you smack the [ __ ] out of that I turned him into bananas yeah well if I turn into my bananas tell my wife I said hello tell my wife I tell my said DVR all right what’s up boss
Man come on do something oh why isn’t this working I don’t know we’ll find out next time no I want to know yeah well you’ll have to [ __ ] I can’t wait I can’t stop all right I can’t stop coming all right well I guess I guess we should finish this
Cuz this is the last episode of today so oh hoay okay okay cool you back there take over for a while what what I’m guy who killed all your friends did you kill my friends oh okay huh it’s you again so link you just had to follow me
Here didn’t you I’m doing what you did exactly but it refuses to work you tricked me I won’t stand for this you wasted some of my time but no more I’ll battle you there is something oddly uh unthreatening and un Ultimate Enemy like about saying like you wasted some of my
Time like wow what a Revenge fantasy oh no he’s got a plane oh no it’s got a light on it I mean he’s supposed to be sort of a goofy uh enemy right yeah anyway see you guys later check out what kind of [ __ ] you have over here in the stash anyway next
Time on game GRS oh all right hi everyone hello everyone the episode begins now welcome to master Koga leader of the Yaga Clan dude I’m going to be honest I don’t even know if I’m supposed to be here right now are you serious like this is where the
Statues led me but this feels very like is this what I’m supposed to do well I mean you’ve been fighting this guy several times so why not I guess it was like a required thing I had to do yeah yeah and you’re taking him on with four
Hearts very brave oh so I do have four Hearts yeah that comes from when you blew yourself up off camera ah we don’t talk about stuff like that here in Game Grumps it’s a Bruno esque we don’t talk about situation where did he go where did he go where
Did he go where did he go where did he go he still on the plane bro he’s still on the plane oh man I want to shake his hand yeah I finally know where that comes from thanks to you don’t want to shake your hand it uh it’s very
Surprising different than I thought it was just a giant man Angry and Drunk on a Plane I thought it was I thought it was Alex Jones because he your impression of him is similar to an impression of Alex Jones want to shake your hand yeah you see what I mean want
To shake his hand it’s a very it’s a very large man on a plane uh who who may may I’m not um I’m not judging or or trying to infer anything but it’s possible he had an alcoholic beverage that then oh yeah yeah when he when he said
When he said this all I want to do this is all I want to do I I’m pretty sure it’s pretty safe to say yeah I’m always I’m always impressed at people who can drink on planes oh I love drinking on planes I know you’re one of the people
I’m impressed by it’s so wasted that’s the problem I did it once uh I mean alcohol never agreed with me much but like uh I did it once or twice and I felt like just the hottest garbage oops what like on the plane like right
After as the plane was landing and as I got off oh okay so there’s a reason for that yeah the incredible lack of uh hydration and also the pressure change I would assume Yes actually yeah yeah yeah that that that feels bad under any circumstances for me I want to he has
A oh no he seemed not to like that oops maybe I should jump yeah I was going to say oh I have to jump like high oh bro this guy this guy is too good he’s not he’s too good listen to that music that’s not
The music of a of a guy who’s too good I don’t know man that sounds like a like a Naruto bro it’s a [ __ ] shamasan he’s cool he’s cool and he’s Plucky you know shamas sits are cool my favorite video game song has a has a sham and break
Down really wow yes I’ve played it for you so many times uh daddy MK from the ninja war oh he comes out in the middle he’s all like and everyone’s dressed like baked potatoes because it was like the early 90s and space suits were in space suits
Were in bro so true yeah that is one of the best performances oh no it did hurt him cool why not uh let him fly by and then hit him from behind oh he disappeared there boom no makes it harder I don’t know okay you thought of it yeah I don’t know
I I I don’t I don’t take suggestions from wieners I didn’t oh man specifically took the steps to place it in the wiener suggestion box oops I got hit by a bomb or something you’ve almost got him I know where he is there he no there he is oh he’s got like a
He’s got like a house now what do you mean he built like a house on there in this economy yeah yeah it’s like good for him right it’s like if you can afford it what did he blow up my rocket oh I was just about to fuse with the oh there it is
Okay there’s some comedy in this music though oh yeah yeah all right fre oh nicely done boom blew him up ow my shoulder you do this voice so I can eat this delicious cookie irle this place has too much sand you’re only W because it keeps getting in my eyes I
Want to shake your sand so I’m going to let you off easy again I can’t remember what voice we gave to master Koga it’s been months whatever that hunk of junk construct wasn’t responding anyway change of plans I want to change my plans operation steal the ancient power is over I quit I
Thought that power might make things easier but it’s just icing I’m after cake we’ve been collecting a mighty power source scattered all across this land crystallized charges we’re going to use them to restore an Unstoppable weapon for the man himself the Magnificent one David Copperfield once we do we’ll Grant his
Wish for the end of the world oh that’s a different I thought it was just going to make the Statue of Liberty disapp here just so we don’t need the power you stole our collection of crystallized charges is well underway and the restoration of the final weapon is close at
Hand close my hand did David Copperfield really make the Statue of Liberty disappear I mean I’m sure he made I’m sure he used mirrors or something but that was his main gig wasn’t it like the opt the optical illusion of that but it’s like everyone can see
It I don’t know how it works I don’t know how magic works I got to look that up we’ve already stripped all the resources here if you want this empty shell you can have is that like a Ninja Turtles plot what’s that somebody steals the Statue of Liberty I I like I’m not
Even 100% sure that’s what happened oh okay that was from it was so many years ago I’m going to be swimming in Crystals at the Eastern abandoned mine I should have said David Blaine and with the block of ice and whatnot what did he do
He didn’t he stay in a block of ice under a block of ice wasn’t he like underwater for a long period of time yeah he was underwater for a while cool that’s a cool thing to put on your resume I was underwater for a while yeah
Well it happened to me too in the tub I I put on I had a snorkel and my my goggles and my my Disneyland characters and I went I went on a scuba Adventure I overheard your conversation you spoke loudly enough that it was difficult not
To this is when I was like seven by the way no five what age would that not be embarrassing at the Eastern the Eastern abandon mind that man spoke of is most likely the abanded lanu mine it is extremely far from here I forgot to speak like a robot you will
Not find Stone guide post to hit it in this area I suggest ascending to the surface first you may be able to find a Chasm leading there in the region to the east okay there are two chasms in the region to the east that contain Stone guide posts leading to the abandoned
Lenu mine I I recall a Chasm on the land in L Wetlands there’s also one south of here in a Mountain Village this is too much information there is one other thing before you resume your journey suck this dick why did they program a dick my associate over there manages
Schem Stones you may want to suck his dick and he might give you something might what kind of constructs are these construct these nuts ha wow that’s a huge Crystal it’s huge it’s huge I walked in I said it’s huge these Crystal charges are huge hi everybody authorizer verified oh it’s
You welcome this was once a busy Refinery where a great deal of zonite was processed my task here is to manage designs for mining equipment please hold on one moment takes a sip of coffee I have confirmed that there is a SK stone that you don’t have allow me to rectify
That rect schema Stone just sounds like a tool song like it would follow Numa yeah it’s like a weird time signature and then like that’s going to make it sound like we don’t [ __ ] love tul which we absolutely do I will also prepare I will also prepare the parts required to test
A auto build there you go I think one of the few times I’ve ever felt like the the real passage of time was when tulle got the number one album a couple years ago and I don’t know who they knocked out maybe let’s say Ariana Grande some
Artist like that and uh they were just just tons of people being like who’s this Dad band that just took number one and I was like wow well I guess that’s the passage of time who’s this Dad man this is so funny to hear them referred to like that
Yeah I want to be a dad band when does Star Bomb get to be a dad band honestly just hang in there oh man hang in there yeah hell yeah that’s the cool thing about getting older you don’t have to do anything it just happens yeah you just keep waking up in the
Morning so what so this guy right this guy’s like yo did I go here I went here right the spirit Temple I went there and then it led me here so now it should be in my adventure log you just got a huge Zite Crystal or charge right yeah
Okay I’m going to go back to uh first of all I just want to ride around in this cuz it looks fun it does look fun oh look I can catch some air right here okay whoa gnarly Treasure Chest nice fun for me oh amazing daddy likey daddy say he
Likey Oh Daddy likey daddy say he likey daddy want milk you right doing my best I just watched an early cut of the um the 10-minute Power Hour where we did the five minute challenges yeah um and it’ll be out long before this episode um and and uh one of
Like the five- minute life hacks and one of them was the one where like the kid won’t drink her milk so the mom fills a vinyl surgical glove or no a rubber surgical glove with milk and draws like a cow pattern on it as if it were an
Udder and like milks it for the kid and the kid’s like awesome and you and I were like what the hell are we looking at right now it’s very funny yeah it’s really really awful stuff yes just bizarre got to milk the oat
Milk out of a fake cow out of out of an oat tree hell yeah they don’t oh hell yeah oat trees oat trees I don’t believe that’s a fact oats a are oats considered a grass uh I don’t know I want to say they’re considered a grass cuz grain is considered a grass
The oat sometimes called the common oat is a species of cereal grain grown for its seed yeah but it it grows out of like out of this grass yeah boy it is a grass that’s dope bro we’re eating grass all day every day baby grassachusetts grassachusetts
Bow whoa I went too far what the [ __ ] how’d that happen see [ __ ] Okay I don’t want meta Canyon mine what is this what the heck is going on around here I’m not just [ __ ] around right like I per says she suspects The Depths right destroy Ganondorf oh no problem just
Throw it in with the other quests put it in put it on the list so that guy told me to go to the but was that like a side mission I don’t know man do do you drink milk I love milk dude really yeah dude milk is [ __ ] awesome I’ve always loved
Milk I feel like you’re daring me to say something bad about milk but I have nothing bad to say go ahead yeah try me yeah dig your own grave you’ve never seen me passionately defend food before I yeah I’m I’m just neutral on it I don’t have strong
Feelings bro it’s delicious it’s pretty good sweet [ __ ] fills you up it’s a little mucus forming for my for for me to drink okay Mr other things that form mucus what sugar snacks mucus forming really yeah what seriously mil milk is the only thing I I drink that I’m like what about like
Soda I don’t drink too much soda but doesn’t affect me the same way you know what you affect me the same way I don’t know man I just I don’t like sometimes we have C ation and I’m like do I say how I feel or do I say
What will get the least amount of fights no you you you signed up for this relationship did I this is all fights all the time that that Island looks like Squidward from the side with a long neck oh my God it [ __ ] does SpongeBob SpongeBob I love him um I
I I’m I’m going to I’m just going to I’m going to go I’m going to go upstairs and I’m going to talk to Pura or whoever and just try to get my bearings she sent me Josh has sent me down to the depths and she was like follow these
Statues and I was like okay so I did and it took me to Koga and I talked to that guy and the guy’s like oh there’s another mine lenu and it didn’t create like a little Pip for me to go to so I’m like okay was this the thing to do or
Was there was wrong I feel like we should have been using a walk through like maybe months ago I don’t need a walk through really you don’t I need a run through I just going to say like pretty sure you literally just said you don’t know what you’re doing or where to
Go I so don’t so let me get a walk through no I received new information okay great great nice more statues a good the neighbor to the east the region the region has many chasms you’ll find these statues at the bottom of of two of them
One is on land in the LED lands the other is north of kaka kaka kaka she just moves on kaka kaka kaka all these statues have a strong resemblance to the Zora and they seem to lead toward the East given the first statues we investigated helped guide you
To a destination I think these statues are probably good to God I’m so motivated right now I’ll keep Gathering Ino about the depth so that I can be useful to use swordsman check back later okay this but she just just like I wasn’t listening you okay yeah need a
Second all right I guess I’ll go to this one oh there’s a light route isn’t there oh man oh daddy likes what is that daddy like daddy likes a little light root daddy likes a little light root daddy likes to boil a light root and mix it in
With his milk with a blender and make the milk cold again and then put it in the freezer for two hours and take it down and slush it around and then drink it like a milkshake that was almost an entire Shakira song No but it was missing like then I
Put it in the freezer turn it into a milkshake and then a drink it oh I want tonight that my glass don’t I’m drinking all drinking all take it from the fridge don’t forget to take your lactate hi is that it over there that’s it that’s that’s the big one that’s the big
Daddy over there oh I love it I can’t freaking use my bird power when I’m inside of a village why not I I don’t actually don’t know oh to be honest with you feel feels like you should be able to I guess they don’t I guess most of it’s like combat related
So they just don’t want you like sloshing villagers with water and [ __ ] all I know is they said you couldn’t use your bird power and I was like you know yeah I saw you on your phone doing something and I was like he’s either completely checked out or
He’s like really getting something going what do you mean all right I wish YouTube had faster playback than just times two who oh God oh God I low on stamina it’s like operation don’t touch the sides of the colon as you slide down into it oh [ __ ] Aaron well I
I landed on a mushroom I didn’t land on the ground I was tracking the ground a nice soft hard mushroom which I mean like it’s like one of those things where it’s like well I landed in the water yeah from 500 feet up H boy oh boy I wish I could die right
Now and if I could I would but I can’t so I won’t I believe in you Aaron thanks man believe in me to my my ability to die I think you can I think you can die you can do it it’s uh inspiring the stuff that you’re saying right
Now God I’m just so impressed by you you need to make it happen need to make it happen right now God man editor dust off the ham I’m Dan I’m also Dan Dan intro Aaron’s GNA die there he goes a man that’s cool oh big spider whoa look at that oh
We fought one of those before yeah I think it was that one too oh really it it pieced itself back together yeah or did we never beat it because it was too ass kicking um I think we beat it really yeah I think we’re we were done with it do we
Need to fight it again I don’t think so okay I don’t want to my my brain had already decided to say that before you said the words I think we’re done with it ooh but there is a treasure chest right here oh marble G cool I don’t have
Any arrows I feel like I need arrows to fight this fuding guy okay let’s get the F out of here is there a faster way you can can you build a a scooter a scooty scoot uh yeah I was about to D brute I was about to
Bro yeah well I mean like I think we’ve been playing this long enough that like you can feel when that moment like hits you where you’re like huh I’ve been running for a long time I I don’t have to do this that’s a big fat run right there big fat run all
Right let’s [ __ ] find these Zora statues sh and follow these bad boys I’m going do Tenacious D bro amazing seeing all kinds of lyric ideas right in front of me man I love the idea of that I was like Hey the construction that they’re doing at the office we’ll be
Done with the noisy stuff at one it sounds like someone’s doing dental work on a giant oops suffice it to be say those of you who do not know what time it is in our world it’s past one oh yeah yeah this episode comes out at
10:00 a.m. in La people be like what’s the [ __ ] problem this guy’s a [ __ ] they did as they said all right here they are honoring an agreement and he’s giving them [ __ ] come on blast them I don’t want to blast them oh they’re so blast I can’t I
Can’t aim down I would have to aim down with my whole vessel and I don’t want to do that I’m not an Ambi aimer that’s a that’s a that’s like a I’ve engaged in combat kind of behavior you know that’s not just like a Fly by Night Behavior if
There was some kind of flying creature mhm then it would be fun to just take a pot shot at them be great cuz they’d be on my level you know word them up homie dog yeah dude oh where’s all the light Roots bro is that one oops another nice soft Landing brought
For to you by the good people at Spirit Airlines I was playing counter- strike the other day and um you know I’ve been saying bruh a lot more but I’ve been mostly saying it like like the way that I say like let’s [ __ ] go yes um which
By now is completely genuine uh oh yeah but bruh is still in like that ironic phase mhm and uh bro or Bruh Bruh like BR r u h yes okay but there was a guy on Counter Strike that was very sincerely saying bro and I think he was my
Favorite guy like in in life ever that sounds great what an honor cuz he’s just [ __ ] he’s just got that Vibe where he’s like yeah he going up there Bruh Bruh yeah like from what’s his name from House Party oh yes I know who you’re talking about
Yeah the BR guy the BR guy there was a if you wanted a lay rout there was one to the left of this place I know but it’s so far away still okay I’m well I don’t necessarily want a light route I mean I do but but only if
You happen to run into one on your on the way yes cuz I well yes I’m trying to follow the the dolphin men the dolphin men are my guide uhhuh stop getting stuck in trees are you talking about the game or just in life God I wish that were a real thing in
Life you’re just like down in South Florida trying to find the dolphin men you know of any and everyone’s like is that a code that I’m not aware of no no no no no no no it’s the dolphin men no no they’re known Half Men half Dolphins
Okay that’s the one I just said baby yes yes I did see it okay just I I did acknowledge that I did see it it before just so you know I was just giving you my reasoning for why I was like maybe I don’t oh okay well if only the way had been
Lit kopa okay now we have light that’s wow that covered a lot of ground okay I’m assuming I’m uh-huh thank you I’m assuming I’m going from here from when I came MH to theway mhm theway is the Yas y Queen so now I got to find my boy
Statues the big boy dolphin men statues my guides there they are [ __ ] yeah I should there no just kidding jump off the side of a mountain like a guy who’s like getting into base jumping or something he’s just like h no oh that’s how I would be jeez
Man I remember looking over the side um I was in New Zealand I think and there was like some enormous bungee jump uh cliff and I remember looking over the side I’m thinking I cannot believe people voluntarily jumped off the side it’s just I’m sure it’s a thrill if you
If you like it but that is you just have to be made of completely different stuff yeah not me I’ve been asked a lot of times like would you ever Skydive like no no yeah that’s crazy like when I get on every time I get on a plane my first
Thought is I hope to God I don’t have to jump out of this thing it’s like I can go outside and look at flowers and stuff and they’re not going to kill me if the parachute doesn’t open even if it lands first I hope I don’t have to jump out of
It build me a ramp build me a ramp I want to build your ramp want to build his ramp let there be light Let There Be link you want to take home any of this clothing at the yard sale I want to take your pants okay I want to take your pants oh
Man talk if an earthquake was a guy he’d be like want to shake your land you know yeah yeah if there if if uh if there was a title wave that brought a lot of sea life onto your lawn and he was getting clean it up he’d be like I want to rake
Your clams I turned on uh turned on Guitar Hero on on single player mode and I was like I want to make your band want to make his band whoa I ran into a statue how about that yeah look at that whoops whoops whoops glowy lights my favorite thing to find deaths
Okay okay oh look at all those pose Bros oh yeah nice looks like I probably made it to where I need to be oh there goes my motorcycle I just want to ride my motorcycle did you is that Lit no it’s going to be lit bro once I get to the
Party cow gome dude want to light your lamps want to light his lamp I’m not an idiot you’re the idiot like I’ve been here before like if if some guy tried to go to the zoo and take a bunch of like reptiles and cute animals from the petting be like I want
Your snakes and Lambs I want a snakes and Lambs I want a snakes and Lambs I’m not a you’re a [ __ ] idiot I’m not an idiot I hope that guy’s okay oh no he’s dead I know don’t say that I hope those people are okay too they were really
Scared oh yeah please sir you need to calm down I’m going to sign it I’m signing it what am I doing wrong maybe my angle’s off maybe my devil’s off my CT angle no that’s still not working oh hey link [ __ ] I wasn’t peeing well how long have you been there
Why you little tried to catch me off guard did you you’re like flat footed been clearly been standing there for hours you cowardly sneak like I said before I changed my plan but we already mined up everything here is the mine around here wait so what you saw was just a you
Know he’s playing conjo dude I was killing town okay okay so yeah you get it anyway I can’t believe you follow me follow me to another mine persisted little piss in honor of our long awaited reunion it’s been like 6 minutes I graciously allowed you to fight me
Oneon-one before but right now you’re the last thing on my mind because the end is not oh man you’re not going to be flying around again are you oh you’re going to be in the water okay the end is n that’s Spanish for nighttime I’ve got things to do so
Let’s make this real quick you CL attack the end is nine I want to ride my motorcycle oh this is yeah oh cool I got my guy too boom stupid [ __ ] got him I want your Jackie and chains oops that wasn’t very strong I need a
Better I want your Jackie and chance I don’t know it just came out I was like I guess I could like spend the next 3 minutes silently trying to figure out how to make this work or I could just say the idea of the joke never like really get around to it
Oh maybe I should just steal this one oh never mind wow okay boy another master class in thevery Iron thank you okay here we go stop it no stop where’s my guy is that turst shooting you no no it’s him his guys come back please hurry up I need you I miss
You I love you I want to touch your butt why chasing my hands all right I got to stop I’m almost done ar your cakes and Flame oh that’s great so many desserts mine now will they show up on this no nice oh I can’t fire my guy off of this
One really that sucks suck that’s not good why all right to the other one wait I can oh maybe cuz it was turning what the he’s not going there we go kind of kind of do like a back shot yeah trick shot back shot like you Clan Billiards killed the guys already pretty
Funny yo that was pretty epic what could be funnier will you be able to penetrate his wall of box what the he threw an eye at me yeah he’s two can play of that game whoopsie hurry up guy God it takes you forever to get over here [ __ ] you oh man
I go straight at him in a fire yeah there you go nice oh God stupid ass oh you got it stupid [ __ ] this guy sucks he no one hit really really this interesting dang it just die just [ __ ] die he’s just a little die just wanted to have a little dog
The steering stick got wet so my hands L what are we in an arcade no matter once again you’re too late I already dug up all the crystallized charges this place had to offer and there’s more I just got word from my underlings that they’ve located the man himself they found the
Demon King The Demon King just one more step one teeny little step until the eagle Clan’s long-standing desire comes to fruition we have more than enough crystallized charges now now and there’s only one more abandoned mind to ransack Hear Me Now link it’s time to start the final excavation the
Northwestern abandoned mine awaits cool that’s where I’ll use those charges to activate our Ultimate Weapon offer it to the demon king and profit let the gooning commence bring the world to it you know you live in the world right our next encounter will be our last and far more sexual
Sexual the godamn sexual Tyrannosaurs s e c k s h y u l sexual I’m G start over have my treasure chest I was listening closely to the going onone yeah cool thank you for helping the Northwestern abandoned by the bad is headed for is likely the
Abandoned hebra mine but there are a few C in hebra by which to reach it the path stretching from hyru Ridge was previously used as no longer a viable route though I recall there being a CM SAR there’s another thing before you resume your journey that guy’s a big
Fan if you could take a picture with him or something he’s really embarrassed right now wait till he un envelopes my associate over there manag a SCBA Stones you might want to ask for you silly [ __ ] [ __ ] thanks for following me silly [ __ ] appreciate it do you mind if I take your huge
Crystallized charge it’s locked in a treasure chest so I assume it’s cool if I take it those are my last charges and they’re huge Al the are verified [ __ ] welcome this was once a busy Refinery where a great deal of Zite was processed my task is to manage
Designs for mining equipment please hold one moment I’ve confirmed that there is a schema Stone you do not yet have allow me to rectify that it’s like a hammer taped to a stick this is Long Hammer all of our great weapons receive names it will also prepare the parts
Required to test it via Auto build okay I didn’t get a good look at it I don’t know what it is could be some kind of I hope that the schemmer stone I have provided it is useful to you oh it’s probably a [ __ ] boat yeah it’s a boat who gives a [ __ ]
Gives a [ __ ] shs going to talk to this mother effer wake up you can be this guy welcome welcome I have my for construct I press night go on please wait I’m listening I got all this Z there material by process for the or I’m going to accept zon for processed materials
Okay I’ve done this before you don’t have to [ __ ] tell me weirdo you’re just going to buy everything you can right I don’t really have much CU I need zonite and I haven’t been like mining zonite really so whatever I don’t give a [ __ ] oh you usual no that’s mine yeah can I
Has this I found it here in your pile that says do not touch does me every time as a kid can I have this it works sometimes people be like yeah I guess I don’t really use it anymore like cool what was it uh the one that I
Remember the most was was this uh this girl had a katana and she had like a bunch of Swords is that what you used in your I can be your angle or your devil Yes actually yeah wow you just asked if you could have that and she said yes yeah
That’s amazing well she had like a bunch of swords and I also think she kind of liked me we to use that to your advantage well I didn’t I didn’t realize that real nice hindsight you think people just go around giving out swords I don’t know she had a lot of swords
That was like her thing and it was just kind of like a generic Katana that was falling apart God that is true you will give someone you like just about anything yeah that like especially especially when you’re a kid you know like like if a girl came to my house and
Was just like can I have can I have a CD I’ll be like yeah sure sure I anything for you and she’s like you can see these nuts nice she punches you in the face she be like can I have this precious family heirloom it looks like it’s made of pure
Cut crystal and diamonds like yeah yeah of course well you think just because it has my dad’s name engraved on it it’s not mine to give yeah do you want to hang out later no okay keep the diamonds fa’s fair right wait how what’s the how do I I do this every time
There we go all right well done are you grass surfing right now yeah nice woohoo yeah boy oh hell yeah I didn’t go any faster than I would have just run it look great thanks man I feel like Shield surfing is like horribly underrated in this one or horribly
Underused you mean as as far as like the actual game requiring it in certain points char wait I was here I’ve at this exact place been here uh oh I don’t want to talk to this [ __ ] I do want his balloon though M bro I’m going to use this you like loudly
Drop hints that you don’t want that person to join you oh man I love taking solo balloon rides my favorite thing okay uh uh yep wait in the center there right I’m just going to woohoo why is it facing that way H I didn’t exciting well it’s working
Oh Aaron you know what that’s the one thing you couldn’t do just everything about that balloon right was ride was going great I just wanted to you know like be ready to jump off oh you were yeah I suppose I was all right I got to follow these goblins or
Whatever these [ __ ] fallen angel statues you know mhm man do I got to make another damn whatever the fudge I don’t even think I have enough zonite to do it another air balloon oh another one of these yeah I don’t I don’t have enough zonite
Oh and there’s a blue heox just woke up these dudes never quit maybe he’s sleepy oh he knocks he also blew oh he blew daa D daa die if I was green I would die you all right you remember when people thought that was the lyric I remember when you
Thought that was the lyric I didn’t think it was the lyric but you told me about it yes yeah I was always like no they’re saying nonsense yeah you’re crazy well yeah I guess much in the same way that people see faces in you know things where there aren’t actually
Faces um I guess you could try to find meaning in uh in Euro techno songs from the 9s suppose you could if you looked really hard could try to find meaning in those scks woman is my favorite guy sack I’m wanting more tell the world stop the war that’s pretty fantastic
Yeah okay boys I I feel like we need to accomplish one more thing in this episode I’m like beining it dude I’m not I’m not Meandering by no I know I know that I just mean like just uh these 45 minutes have been um necessary well you
Were also like on the phone for dot dot dot question mark like a good 5 six minutes okay cool yeah so we’re not technically at the 45-minute Mark yet nice you wiener Aaron you are the one who is wiener there I said it listen takes one to no
One yeah well I’m rubber your wiener really yeah I I guess I go on you for to practice safe sex wow you protect me that’s amazing hey what are Bros for bro bro the ultimate Pro game Grump says bag it up everyone you don’t want to get
Stands stands yeah that’s what it stands for right what’s that STD stand for stand are you messing with me right now stand for sexually transmitted disease there what what what are you talking about I don’t even know what’s happening right now wow I thought it was like a JoJo stand
You know oh sure like a guy that shows up behind you if you have sex and you catch it it’s just like Suddenly It’s like I fight for you or whatever I’ve never seen JoJo so I don’t know what they do neither have I wait have I I’m assuming they fight for you
All I know is dio goes zarudo and then and then the world gets all rainbowy that’s all I know fantastic and I know there’s a bunch of JoJo’s and they’re all named like Joseph and like jaro and like Josephine and one was the leader of the ThunderCats Jara Jara uh car’s got a
Stand sure yeah from all that [ __ ] oh it fell over just a long silence did you did you mean to SL him through those pose what oh I don’t know oh yeah they’re huge what the [ __ ] I didn’t I didn’t even see them that’s bizarre I
Was too focused on the Statue cuz it fell over they’re grandpas grandpas grandpas Grand Grandpa welcome to the Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa dead end this guy’s a [ __ ] yea Clan that’s strange there definitely should be something up ahead what’s a matter your death oh are you investigating this place
Too look see how this Stone statue has fallen into the wall yes these statues are typically set in rows with one sight leading to the next until they finally stop at an old mine it it fell over I want to make it stand I want to make a stand but this is
Different this chain of statues ends here I’ve looked all over but there’s no sign of an old mine it’s an old mine could it somehow be inside this wall but I don’t see any kind of entrance okay now you die yeah oh well I found you here so at least the statues
Led me to a hero God damn it your life is mine these guys are so [ __ ] predictable yeah well there’s just no one else down here wow [ __ ] I feel like that guy should have had the foresight to be like I’m going to die immediately this dude’s
Going to turn me into bananas and jewels yeah maybe I shouldn’t just like flick around my sword everywhere yeah bananas and jewels are actually a very great name for male genitalia bananas and jewels bananas and jewels it’s like that um it’s like that old commercial you know what’s that berries and cream
Berries and cream oh yeah you I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream this looks like a destructible wall how’d you like to help me out here nope that is not I don’t have any arrows left just hu a bomb Oh that worked
Huh am I an idiot I would I would bet a significant amount of money that that is something there really I don’t know well I guess there’s other spots in the wall that are kind of like it I guess so it just feels so dead Endy and differently
Colored yeah bro that’s the thing feels dead Endy and differently colored you’re absolutely right about that like that’s been a thing since Zelda 1 you know yeah no no they I don’t did they label the walls as other the one I don’t think so well I mean just
Like a crack on the wall you could only bomb I don’t think there were cracks in Zelda one but you you could only bomb like a really I feel like I feel like you could but it has been a hot minute that’s such a dad game Zelda one can’t believe a dad game
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Movie This Tower’s got me all [ __ ] Co in the show col okay so this is definitely this is definitely I can’t even get through here definitely can’t even get just a p um all right well I guess I’ll look it up and we’ll do it next time on G room all
Right that sounds great yo I’m about to extinguish this mother effer flame dude you really nah you thought you were going to nah goty oh wow you did it stupid that’s ponic dude see you he’s pcking because you put out the fire that was going to cook his food check this
Secret Chasm out bro well look at that yeah dude a different way to the depths yeah than we’ve been before yeah yeah yeah it was hidden in the reto village really have you done this before no this the abandoned ebra M I just found it bro
I just found it it’s like a zebra but like um yo that’s my boy over there yo he bruh joke loading loading I was trying to say like a hedgehog and a zebra at the same time but like just yeah y man he bro yeah all right any I wish I could
Party with zebras sick tag that’s a fun thing to say don’t they seem fun zebras yeah I like horses right and they’re great yeah bro we’ve pet horses so many times before just kidding I love horses my [ __ ] family it’s all about the horse yeah Family Rides them into
Battle my mom heals the ill with horses that is an awesome thing do people know about that I I mean I should hope so I’ve raised a lot of money for her charity nice yeah she does she my mom does a that charity where she you know
It’s like special needs it’s uh veterans it’s um trauma survivors like it’s working with horses is like very healing and when I was growing up I didn’t like get it I was like okay but then I’ve like seen it happen and I was like who this is like works I I’ve heard people
In rehab talk about it too yeah like um I don’t know just animals in general are fantastic they’re lovely yeah cuz you know they’re not judging you andh they’d pee wherever they want that’s really all I ask out of any people God is don’t judge me and pee wherever you
Want right here oh that’s good I’ve been waiting for you it is done I’ve shaken your hand we have enough crystallized charges at last bye sorry I exploded it into paper and now good our gift to The Demon King $25 gift card Starbucks a weapon Beyond Compare he can get whatever he
Wants a latte melins they’re like little cookies we’ll be reborn you got to give a gift card to like a place that’s kind of like a little too specific like Bed Bath and Beyond or something you know yeah it’s like oh thank you you’re going to get
One of five frames they have available today we’ll go down in infamy I don’t know why it’s so young that’s infancy whatever as the day of our ultimate weapons resurrection and the day the world faced its end behold this feed of engineering oh it’s a big guy oh it’s
Your thing yeah the Unstoppable Zodi construct you ain’t never seen [ __ ] like this count your blessings L your death will prove the yiga Clan’s might then I’ll go take my rightful place they might what as your bride I mean in the darkness below the castle where the Demon King now
Dwells yes where the end of all things will begin that’s that’s a strange sentence I mean where the beginning of all things will end it’s the end it’s the middle of the beginning of the end in the deepest reaches of the depths far beneath Hyrule Castle Things Are ending
And we just started the ending process yeah the end of the beginning of the middle this time I’ll bury you where’s my shovel can’t find my shovel hop into your jam I want to dig ins Sande oh and they made it into a big boxing ring this
Is great well this is how the other one was this is wonderful I don’t remember it being so clearly uh like a the squared Circle yeah that’s what I had to knock him into oh that’s right I guess guess it was darker just didn’t oh it just
Worked it was a little darker yeah feel the same hey dick all my friends are beating him up wow all your friends are beating me up that’s [ __ ] eat my fire I’m [ __ ] on him certainly seems that way wow that’s like what it’s like to being a car with you after Italian
Food yeah dude I I like that pasta I know you do I like that is a fan your best option there or does it not matter I should I should actually get rid of the fan okay Aaron it’s your biggest fan I don’t know how to get I just use it a
Lot go Bo booo you don’t think it cools your soul it’s not cooling you no owie he CH yeah I take that dude fire farts flame on everyone beat him up really is so funny about that he’s like faced out of the ground and there’s just four people from various
Cultures and parts of the world beating his ass we all hate you equally yeah beautiful man [ __ ] you yeah four four people from like different cultural backgrounds that would have never found each other otherwise unified by their desire to beat this one guy’s ass dude fck [ __ ] him up
I wish I had like a better attachment on on his hand I want to change his hand nicely done off yeah that’s the better way to do it yeah even the guy still attacks him too robot man you just get a lot more shots in
Yeah bro let’s go this guy I don’t I don’t know how he got the name master master or the title yeah master of B like maybe if his like if his first name is master then like that’s the only way I can imagine yeah I mean you know it’s like if you
Have Rich parents it’s like what your butler is like oh Master Charles you know yeah yeah that’s true that’s true or they could just like pay for your black Bel you know what I mean they just pay the teacher you bought into being a karate Superstar yeah
Yeah hey man I’m sure that’s happened before of course he always like has he sticks right to the end where he’s got like 2% Health back we got to do the whole rigar roll one more time what [ __ ] I hate this guy we have had to
Fight him an awful lot lately I’m sick of him dude well he is like resurrecting the demon king or whatever yeah I don’t know why it’s got to be this goofy [ __ ] yeah it’s kind of like a um I I don’t know I he’s kind of like the bumbling henchmen lightening it
Up ARG my beautiful weapon all my work destroyed oh now I feel bad for him you little [ __ ] I was this close to destroying the world with the Demon King no you think I’m just going to let this stand let it stand let it stand want to let it stand do
You oh he’s doing that he looks like his neck has wings his head’s just going to fly away time bust out my serious moves is he expecting a brand new technique I came up with in the deepest darkness of the darkest depths it will destroy you oh my water broke like my adorable
Sleeves aren’t they adorable tremble in fear before my Unstoppable kog rocket this is the end it’s pretty funny um now fly kog rocket uhoh God oh well Incarnation shake his hand how dare you L I have my revenge I’m not you I feel like I haven’t really experienced a comic relief character in
A Zelda game before what about Gru dude Gru oh yeah Gru I guess was he supposed to be taken more seriously than we took him though no no his theme song is a [ __ ] tuba Meandering through a grocery store guess I will come to you please wait a
Moment t a wow coming I’m here thank you for driving the trespasser I watched your battle closely you were just voicing this guy it is I can’t keep track of which constructs we’re doing it is unlikely he will appear in another abandoned mind his manner of departure
Attests to that I don’t know man when there’s a guy in the distance who’s like I’ll be there in a moment and then he appears I think he the same guy right oh yes in this one case I thought I thought I might have been voicing him but like you
Claimed him earlier I guess I should say be right there changing voice actors mind similar to this one can be found under thriving Serv settlements and other places of Distinction I just like the idea that it’s a robot that doesn’t understand syntax like when sentences are ending there appears to be some connection
Between the Surface and the death very curious that’s how all of the old voice attack software used to be I remember that perhaps you find this equally intriguing it may be a good idea for you I remember I’ve probably told the story before but there was a voice software I
Had and my friends and I discovered that if you ever ended a sentence with the with all like any all like wall wall was our word of choice then for some reason he just went up at the end like normally he’d just be like I am a computer
Talking but if you ended it in an all sound he would be like I have run into the wall yeah it’s like um like people from a certain part of California that constantly sound like every uh sentence is a question and we were going out to
The mall and you want to come it’s going to be a good time I can’t answer all these questions at once yeah it’s very interesting uh to explore this connection there is one other thing before you resume your journey you dropped this Crown King my friend he’s a big fan my associate over
There manage schema Stones you may want to ask for one okay I’m just going to take these I’m just going to take these Treasure Chest I want to open the chest left ass cheek implant right ass cheek implant left s cheek implant 10 Rupees don’t I charge
No link you’re walking with a strange gate yes I know all the r are verified there’s a reason hug bot 5000 ready for operation get the hell away from me hug bot welcome this On’s com the hugging this want say busy Max setting this was once a busy Refinery where a
Great deal of Zite was processed my task here is to manage designs for morning equipment please hold one moment yeah I’ve got it thank you it will cost you one hug uh oh Rocket platform isn’t that what I tried to oh I tried to use a
Fan I will also prepare the parts thank you the test required is via hug looks like a good cookie you got there thanks man oh the the chocolate chip cookie yeah yeah yeah sorry I thought you were just complimenting me on my physique man you are one good cookie
That’s a good cookie you got there oh thank you Aaron I’m I have been working out so this is I guess it’s supposed to be like a mining thing but it’s a silly little machine it is odd spinny spinny spinny spinny [ __ ] [ __ ] all right hug determined to be too
Dangerous you’re hug who what’s up there uh I’m about to find out with this new [ __ ] schema bro yeah that’s exciting for me check this [ __ ] it takes two to make this thing go right okay wow just it took two and was therefore out of sight I no longer see this
Man and thank you excellent my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my gosh all right well I guess that’s all of the a PO yeah oh how aopo I don’t even know what that means appro I know it was a joke I’m not that
Stupid I’m pretty stupid but I’m not that stupid thank you for the poe my friend my friend thank you for the poe it’s time for the end thank you for the poe I will have a day where I will go and talk to my BA hello ba are you in The
Nightmare Before Christmas all of a sudden What’s happen what’s this what’s this my ba is now a boo what’s this what’s this it’s so good to see you oh my God okay now time to talk to josha and be like I just found a weird guy yeah
Just found a weird guy trying to pretend to do stuff I had to fight him like three times he has this music that’s like what’ you do killed him you know it’s crazy that a shamasan is like so close to a banjo mhm sound it’s like the little little
Difference in twang is like yeah the difference between a and like yeah the difference between Osaka and Arkansas it’s funny you say that because Osaka is the south of Japan oh is that right consider people from Osaka Southerners interesting and they have a southern draw and everything well of course that’s what I
Meant you think I’m not going to take credit for that new fact I just learned oh sure you will you look like you’re in a good mood anyway my parents died did you discover something thanks for reminding me oh well you defeated Co like three times well of course you did you’re the
S did you have any clues about prin Zelda no yeah just like 30 minutes of hand gestures and like no well even so that’s one less danger for the princess boy really feels like we’re spinning our tires here doesn’t it I’m not even surprised you did all this you’re The
Swordsman I’ll be hard at work here with my research Into the Depths so just come let me know if you find anything you find anything swordsman that’s who you are I’m sorry was was that all for not no that was part of it for told me to do it yeah something had
To have happened Pur please for the love of God tell me I haven’t wasted the last 3 hours of my life linky welcome back how was wasting time at this point you’ve gathered the five stages together and returned the master toward your side all we have to
Do now is locate the the monkey the monkey that throws barrels the monkey no not the donkey C princess Ela entrusted her final wishes to us we can’t let them amount to nothing we have to find him in quickly no he’s over there no what whoa so the
De King is in the deepest reaches of the deepest depths of the darkest deepest de deepest sorry I bed out for a second as usual you’re one step ahead of me link and you look so common collected and handsome strapping damn despite what you were up against you navigated the depths which
Are incredibly dangerous and HED all sorts of nasty creatures you could have gone from linky to stinky take a shower take my shower to take a shower question yes no not to mention all the Gloom down there it must have been very sad and yet you did
It thank you link so much mhm okay bye josha turned out to be pretty capable huh she’s not getting a r that kid was working tirelessly to gather information she wanted to be of use to you make sure you let her know her help was valuable yeah with this our preparations are
Complete a recorder with this requ I’m learning third grade music right now toot toot toot to hyro castle that’s hot cross buns all of course I’ll let all the sages know right away when you head to face the Demon King you’re not alone in this puta’s final wish was not to die but
It’s a little late oh well please hit the Demon King right in the face for me anyway I’ll be busy wa the rule 34 in me must be crazy oh it’s pretty awesome not that I would know yeah come on Aon I’m still in character sometimes you got to try to
Make jokes without giving too much of your own self away it’s just [ __ ] that would have been a good time for you to be like hahaa as opposed to hell yeah yeah that turned out a [ __ ] yeah it’s a newy you’re going to want take a look that I’m pretty sure I’ve downloaded
More than my hard drive can handle and where I keep my files too your startup disc is full just 400,000 terabytes of specifically Pura wait can I warp there oh bro I can bro oh wow oh yeah cuz you’ve been to the sanctum oh I can warp there sanctum I nearly killed
Oh man but yeah to answer your question oh okay all right yeah dude bro maybe some other time it was a good month let me just say that yeah like when this game came out oh oh it was I thought like you lost a month of your
Life I don’t know where I went yeah I was just went on a bender remember like for like half of the tour when I was just like unfindable in your bunk yeah well now you know yeah remember when I took like four weeks off for Christmas vacation well
Cru C wait where’s the [ __ ] Castle I think you just jumped off of it oh no it’s down there I’m going to jump in the oh no it might be up there it literally might be what you just jumped off of oh man I feel like such a d
Dongus where you going I’m going down here oh you have to go beneath hyro Castle yeah bro okay sorry do down here I forgot that she said that loaded you see that I did see that that’s cool it made it just look like you had further to go yeah it’s like something’s changed
Something’s different glo’s approach that’s romantic cuz first they introduced the bride and then they introduce the glue he he’s going to walk out to Coldplay it’s romantic I would do a bit but I don’t know any Coldplay songs except for the monkey song yeah
Yeah I will try to fix you I do that take got take you to be my wife the deepest area the depth that’s where I am so what you never heard it was all yellow oh yeah I didn’t know that was CPL bro you never heard in my place a song that
Sounds quite similar to Yellow now that I think about it yeah I didn’t know that was CPL you ever heard clocks n sure you have it’s like and then there was a song Speed of Sound which goes it’s very close to clock I didn’t know that was C play yeah man
That’s all them damn they’re a great band although they definitely um uh when when they when they find something that works they they stick with it sometimes I keep getting them confused with um yellow card that’s a that’s an emo band I think yeah I don’t know why I don’t know their
Stuff they have like a loot or a violin or something a violin a flute or a violin or something they use some kind of instrument that’s not usually in the kind of music that they make and that’s what their thing was they were like violin or flute or something kind of
Fortune yeah what about M also is s well that’s like you it’s like all the instruments you would think would be in a band like that where they’re all like it’s like southern music but Irish yes south of Ireland like cork yeah exactly I I I don’t actually
Know if that’s inside I oh boy this is a lot of Gloom dude yeah I’m getting real sad over here yeah turn into a bummer I’m getting depressed where the [ __ ] does this want me to go it’s should I just go into the castle I guess I think
It says for me to go to the deepest darkest depths but I’ve already been down there and I fought a [ __ ] Ganon that was just like a little Ganon he’s a little Ganon he really was he was just a little Ganon he wasn’t even a real Ganon he just was like a a
Fantasm but not fantastic no it was kind of a it was a fun fight I remember it I felt like the game was ending it was like oh yeah it’s a gon and then we’re going to fight like a different G he’s going to be like a pig
Guy and then we’re going to fight like an ultimate G he’s going to be like a big pig guy but no there was still 27 hours to go yeah really pissing me off maybe she meant the deepest darkest depths within the castle I will
Look let me uh let me make a thing and go up into the castle and see what I’m doing is it time to do your thing my thing my sisters and my brothers goodness didn’t we get a PL I have platforms right I have platforms I have platforms shoes take these out I
Got a rocket I’m going take that out whoops that was too many rockets and then what else was it on it oh there what else is on it is that it what’s what else a battery yeah a betr yes and then I’ll just do that I’ll make a little
Schemmer and I’mma put some Crema in it daddy likey ddy give me milk daddy wants to give me milk I Dr the milk it’s warm and cold warm and cold yes all kind of different milks I don’t just drink one milk I drink many sounds like the same milk just different
Temperatures I’m a tresl Chase kind of guy warm milk cold milk and regular Ty milk um it’s not [ __ ] here it’s not where’s the damn [ __ ] thing where do I go I guess I go to the depths like it tells me to like it told me to so what
What would be the name of this part of the game I don’t know it would be called destroy Ganondorf destroy Ganondorf Quest The Legend of Zelda tears of the Kingdom copyright Nintendo 2023 hope they have more than a copyright on the game destroy gor how do you complete the quest destroy
Gor how do you complete the quest destroy have you fought four masses of eyes no never mind forget I said that feels like I’ve seen a little too much you know what I’m saying God what Happ what happened to just wordy walkthroughs why why all the videos it’s
All [ __ ] videos now dude it’s so true I’m sick of it man who would make videos for a living stupid some it’s like when I want to know something about a game just tell me that was a self Burn by the way I get it but just I don’t want to
Watch your hey guys welcome um so last upload was it’s like oh my God oh my I just want to know where do I get the sword those channels that just get straight to it God bless them certainly couldn’t couldn’t be me did you get all the sages and
Vows I think so right yeah I did the Koga part Ka Quest it’s recommended you beat every temple in Hyrule and get all five sages in their vows before jumping down the big hole under Hyrule Castle yeah I got some mad vage bro maybe I just did that
Thing ahead of time and now I got to go and do it again okay not yes not only you have teammates to fight with but you can also use their abilities in combat Additionally you will also skip the boss fight since you’ve already defeated them in their respective temples oh my
God all right Dad told me this would happen he told me this would happen today by this he me giv me a poor adoption but I I’m 35 he said no way that’s okay I’m going to put you up anyway I’m going to put you up anyway way way
Way um I’m going to eat some some Nosh I I think I’m just supposed to be here I think that’s just you can up upgrade sages at any goddess statue in Hyrule did you know that got it oh no I didn’t yeah you can upgrade your friends that’s
Cool yeah do I want to I don’t know it says it’s a good idea well you can’t trust it sages will to upgrade one Sage I don’t know if I have oh it’s the liony oh scary D think it’s okay you got the master sword bring other strong weapons
Bring durable Shields bring items with Gloom resistance yeah restore hearts with sundelion dishes you do have sundelion dishes right probably okay no oh dishes with sundan will restore uh lost Hearts from GL oh the Glam yeah soep prepare some before progressing through this Quest you don’t want to get too glamorous yeah
But I’m good okay bring muddle Buds and bomb flowers yeah I got muddle buds okay find Ganondorf what the [ __ ] do M Bloods do again oh boy dive down the chasm beneath hyru Castle until you reach the base of the stone pillar and discover gloom’s approach walk south and you will find
Gloom covered shock likes on the wall you could take these out first for a safer descent oh it wants me to go do that part I think so this is where I fought the gon I think drop down the cliff where the shock lights are and head south through one of the tunnels
You’ll find harlins Clinging On the walls in the Next Room I don’t give a [ __ ] about the robins did you pass that though I have no idea move past the white linal y watch out for electric Hees hiding below as they can surprise you if you jump down right away a few more
Steps to the South is a white mained liony Pit you can fight the liony or avoid it and go straight for the next room to the South yeah I did that okay defeat the ice likes and Ice kees oh man I got to do that I just I went around
Okay I mean I I got to fight him so I’ll just go back I just land I just there was a there was a little side area and I was like oh this seems neat if you if you use the uh uh fire arrows uh you can
Take down the ice leges really easily okay I don’t really have arrows anymore I used them all and I just didn’t like make an effort to go and get more it’s possible that we’re horribly underprepared for this uh more like probable okay stop stop with the Gloom I’m too happy
For the Gloom to affect me turn north and you will spot a silver moblin on the far end of the next I’m not there yet okay backtracking cuz I went over here I I decided I didn’t want to deal with these freaking guys the ones it’s telling you to kill yeah okay these
These guys ah those are the ice leges yeah do you have any kind of fiery thing but they’re like Gloom like I mean I could throw a like a this at him there you go nice oh yep he hated that yeah they hate that oops I got I got covered in cran oh
Man I don’t give a [ __ ] who gives a [ __ ] about these guys I’m just going to run whoa whoa whoa this makes it really hard okay why did I fight him all right we’re good okay there’s the herblin turn north you’ll spot a silver moblin on the far end of the Next
Room grab some parts from the room on your left and build a fan plane to carry you across did not want me to go down here don’t cut scene nice oh hello I’m in the wrong place the power of a sage cannot reach you well didn’t we just say that my
Friends could help me in battle oh oh god oh my God ooh oo long SW whoops die die wa okay okay let’s just go ahead and eat some food real quick yeah yeah Yum Yum Yum just a little healing Factor oh I dropped my shield I got shocked in all my stuff got
Dropped she is I was like I’m blocking I’m blocking uhoh we uh we may we may want to take a little trip trip back outside and I mean this is it this is this is Gan and save Zelda all that good stuff so we may want to
Like leave this place and fully stock up oh man I just here I ha doing that well the other alternative will be to press on fail a hundred times get really mad and then leave and stock up anyway those are our two choices I do love doing
That that is how I roll my main thing in life all right isn’t there a thing down here what’s that there it is oh wait this is a different thing this is for strength and stamina right no this is I mean yeah stamina and hearts no this
Is different you have to he like trading that’s what I mean oh like like temporarily give a heart to gain more stamina something like that I see uh I don’t want anything to do with that I don’t make deals with Devils okay I thought there was a there it
Is it’s like there’s a [ __ ] regular one in here C is and this is where I can [ __ ] with my vows the four lights of blessing I will amplifier being what is it oh you want a heart container yeah sure boom yeah that’s great idea sorry you can’t have it
Sorry it went into my lung is that bad yeah he literally has like 12 hearts in his body ow there’s too many they’re pumping so fast um didn’t didn’t she do a thing with my vows what’s the deal with the vow thing didn’t you say I could level up my vows
The your sages yeah okay hold on let me take a look Char um Power Up sages if you want to maximize the potential of the sages in combat you can upgrade their damage output with Sage’s Wills which you can find across Hyrule Sky Map do I have any
Of that I have three sages Wills excellent you will need four Sage’s Wills to upgrade one Sage [ __ ] you need to collect all 20 Sage’s Wills if you want to level up everyone oh my God [ __ ] that noise you can you can get one and upgrade one of your guys I don’t know
Where any sages Wills are what am I supposed to do here are all 20 sages will locations and map oh God just you know what with my luck you’re going to name one I’m going to be like okay I’m going to go to it and I would already
Got it here you go here’s the map oh my God I can’t see so grumbling what do you mean this is the map I can’t see it there’s nothing there oh wait Sky there we go sky sky sky sky sky sky sky sky sky uh lanu sky lenu
Sky it just says lanu Sky oh oh okay when you zoom out it says a different thing all right lanus Sky arelo archipelago yeah let’s go there let’s do it [ __ ] it this is fun let’s get a Little Sage’s will going yeah nice little scavenger hunt let’s get a
Daddy’s will going Sage’s daddy Daddy’s will daddy Sage’s daddy daddy daddy is a sage Daddy are you a sage I’m sorry I’m losing my mind a little bit me too right there with you Pony points I forgot all about Pony points what the [ __ ] are we doing all this other garbage just full
Diaphragm screen Pony points I forgot all the B it which which stage you going to upgrade uh that’s a good question which one does the mo maybe [ __ ] I don’t know I want to say like Tustin yeah I mean he’s always shooting his his arrows bring my plane out it’s
Time to do my plane what about Goron man you’re shooting him a lot uh yeah he is good I guess probably Goron man makes the most sense Goron yeah Goron man or talcon powder one of the two for sure yeah yeah talcon powder’s a good one cuz I don’t
Um I don’t think we use sidon very much unless I’m mistaken whose side are you on anyway oh you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I’m not I’m a nice boy I’m not come on come on Wow all of it all of it oh I only had two on there okay losing it we
Go and you ready for this yeah um oh I didn’t actually build it it’s just it’s just all stacked on top of each other that’s pretty funny that is really funny there we go jeez it was just perfectly balanced all on top of each other could you imagine getting onto a
Plane and the pilot coming on and be like folks uh I’d love to say we’ll be cruising in an altitude of 10,000 ft but this plane isn’t built it’s just kind of just stacked on top of itself we got to build the plane ask you to definitely leave
Plane uh not too aggressively though you might rattle it pieces not want to be on here oh it’s one of these [ __ ] don’t even take the inflatable ramp there is nothing for it to cling on to boy that poor guy wow he really went down there he’ll be all right oh my God
Walk it off big guy he fell in the water I saw that and he’s back interesting this is it yeah I got to beat these uh Lego monsters no problem ah bump off man it really would be cool to have upgraded stages like if they were landed big shots in moments
Like that man I I just I just don’t know what you want anymore I I just said it though with my mouth those were the words oh I just nice just grabbed it okay like should I just bail I don’t know it’s up to you I mean I do get like
His pieces after I win yeah I mean nothing wrong with that and it turns into that another cool weapon yeah yeah that’s true well done oh always one more one more [ __ ] round is right out yeah not a good environment for taking pictures come on the Sun get it together
Wrong block oh you got his Rotator C he’s like ow what you doing you over here I can’t see without my shoulder all right where did it go where did it go oh nice no by everything good job all right goddess oo you have the sages world
That’s pretty cool oh I can upgrade robot boy oh damn which one do you want to do does it say that is in that article is it like don’t bother with [ __ ] tul who is the best Sage to upgrade oh my dad yubo is clutch for
Firing a cannon um I think the three to upgrade would be manur Yobo and and truthin Truth truthin uh wow just what we were guessing I’ll go with Manu all right really the new one you just met H this kind of guy you are then wow solemn
Bowle will you clean this peace d I’m sorry I would but I have to go and bring peace to the world oh okay you can’t bring away pee from myuk yeah I was going to say go go bring peas uh all right I think that’s it
Aaron that you know what I feel way better about this now yeah are we ready to to transport ourselves to another realm yeah man next time on game gums oh wait I should let’s take on Ganon I should go get some more of that Gloom
Armor I think I got a lot of pose okay do that appr propose oh I already said that I already said it I already said that I’m not worried about it I walked in the room I said I said I already said it God there’s so many people feels like I’m
Hanging out with 30 people in this room all right um where where can you exchange the pose it’s downstairs oh okay oh but I’m in [ __ ] Hyrule castle and it won’t let me like go outside of the world them inside wow all right and they’re labeled they got a little guy
Here they just have a little guy little guy and there’s one well there we go right next to it boom nice pl’s bargainer statue they say every cave is home to a bubble frog that’s true it’s it just it sounds like um some kind of like fridge magnet
Philosophy that was left unfinished live laugh love yeah they say every cave has a bu yeah friends are like stars you don’t always see them but you know they’re always there wow and they explode and die over a long enough period of time in fact they could
Be dead for years before you even know it millions of years in fact all right what’s up girl hey can I holler at you oh my God what’s up all right hold it together yo how you doing yeah hands away I’m trying to time my nut for when she busts out of the
Water so true here she comes oh man like that one part that you really like all right it only lasts like half a second so I really got to got time this perfectly yeah yeah okay what do I do I need oh I have enough I bought the dark
Clumps I’m a [ __ ] guy you’re smart thank you I [ __ ] knew I needed them I knew it I was like oh cuz I already cooked all the food right but there was a thing in me that was like I need more okay I get this is awesome
Uh yeah it’s so interesting how you were so reluctant to upgrade anything and now like you’re like way into it uh no I’m not I’m not loving this I’m just looking at other options so I can do this longer [ __ ] I could level this up if I just
Kill an obsidian frocks and get a bunch of zonite [ __ ] damn it you want to do it no going take too long okay I got to kill tubes obsidian foxes ah two load out the map where are they so funny there’s a map of obsidian foxes they’re they’re around
They’re in these big fields there’s probably one right here here I’ll prove it to you I’ll show you how [ __ ] smart I am all right I didn’t say I I’ve always thought you you were thinking it didn’t I swear to God yeah I could hear it I think you’re one of the smartest
People I’ve ever met yeah sure is this all in the episode this episode’s like an hour 13 yeah good good we need one of these jeez this is this is the episode we’ve been like putting off and as a result getting our asses kicked whatever
We’ve tried to take on a new uh enemy oh boy all right let’s uh let’s build one of these [ __ ] things oh but I need the zonite well actually I could just bring these guys out uh one one two three yeah dude I love how it’s so easy
To make you know mhm it’s like a it’s like a good kioi Pepe I put that on all of my salads excuse me do you have kaco Pepe only Ranch I’m sorry F gross uh you know I might be wrong about the location no no no there’s definitely one over here this is
Plainy how do you know this well these big Open Fields are where the the the FRX has liveed yeah there’s probably one over here sleeping I very clearly remember us looking at a map that located all of them for there’s absolutely a map of all the obsidian froes and if you were cool
I would look it up you would already be looking them up oh well I didn’t think of that EXC me there it is there’s one found him so I’ve defeated this one this is just a regular that’s a regular Foo does it need to be specifically obsidian it
Does hold please but I’ll kill this [ __ ] in like two seconds all right spit out so much zone eight it’s also something I need great yeah I just got a regular frocks [ __ ] I didn’t get obsidian fro [ __ ] just regular type okay well here’s the map I
Placed it on your leg oh thank you that’s all the locations all right check this [ __ ] out oh my God there’s so many there’s tons okay um where am I right now yo I’m like right there yo there’s one right there what the [ __ ] what happened I don’t
Know your phone I had it perfectly I tried to make it bigger and it just went away yeah it might be that IGN has 400 advertisements on this page this is the one I literally just fought says it’s an obsidian fro no it ain’t dog looks looks like you got it
Wrong is this just froes or is this specifically these are just froes those aren’t obsidian foxes you lied to me hold on I’ll I’ll I’ll try again you bump King you’re the king of bumping I’m eating up zonite like nobody’s business it says obsidian FRS location it just says regular FRS
Right above the map it was like just regular frogs and it and it made a point to specifically specify I seem to remember there was one over here going go over here for a second just remember seem to remember oh here we go there’s much less of them oh
Yeah there we go that’s what I’m talking about baby show me that good juice show me that real good juice that tasty fra juice I want to see the juice I want to see your FRS I’m not going to have sex with you Walter okay yeah right here I [ __ ]
What a memory on this guy Walter put your dick away Walter put you di away I’m not having right now this star is way too big it’s really throwing me off I know okay so it’s like this general area so it is kind of where I’m pointing out oh it’s probably over
Here gently take your phone off my leg gently My Touch will not be kind I just want a doctor to tell me that when he’s like about to go in or something okay I just want you to know no I want you to seize up because this is oh there there there
There what’s up Betty boy what’s up buddy boy excellent you think he’ll respond to this I think what getting blown up I think he’ll notice oh he did respond what the heck oh gosh they’re uglier than the regular ones oh oh no yeah hold on I’m looking at bet you
All right don’t waste your arrows silly goose I didn’t mean to I just accidentally started aiming it’s okay I mean you were getting sucked into the mouth of a giant frog I understand he’s not a frog he’s a fro oh his obsidian is much harder than
The other on yeah I mean that’s are you ready for this yeah he’s going to do it woohoo and I’m going to shoot him right in the [ __ ] eye and I can just climb him again sounded oddly sexual get him right in the eye and buck me
Off and I’m going shoot him again shoot me up woohoo K look at me look at me Hector look whoa wow wow well that was fun yeah jeez what a fun little gag that’s not extremely fun all right oh no keep keep wait what happened did you suck something
Up um is it going to blow up in my hand I don’t know you’re holding a bomb though it’s very awkward suck me up uhoh that went about as well as it could have look man I’m just trying to make things happen for myself if you could just stop attacking
Me I could enjoy these steamed fluids I was going to do a really cool move all right come on come on open your mouth open it don’t make whoa he does a double jump oh man didn’t remember that he did double jump that’s a new word for stop doing such
Things I wouldn’t do such things if I were you yeah why not open your mouth and suck everything in so I could throw a bomb in like has already happened God just [ __ ] hit you in the eye oops there he goes what what did you what did you
Swallow spit it out what’ you do naughty this [ __ ] guy needs to okay so he what is he swallowing he’s being so frustrating you’re being so frustrated oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God forgot about the double jump again such an idiot give me a little mushroom
Skewer is there a second line of hearts in this game oh that you can get T got him good job Tes uh yeah I think so I think you can fill up full that’s so many potential Hearts yeah I just blowing my swords away it’s okay [ __ ] get shot me
High yeah dude fall over stupid bastard this is going well what it’s spin I’m begging nice no oh you’re still on him oh oh you’ve been bucked just the one just the one he bucked you so L dude I’m watch for double jump oh oh jeez he tumble he really is showing
You a full arsenal bro suck me up suck me up for Daddy if you could please just suck me up for dead what terrible sequence of words just shoot his [ __ ] thing he’s bad day that’s not bro I need you I need you to [ __ ] help me out here
Bro what is this oh you got oh he died nice hold up how did how did that happen I don’t know probably when your buddies got him there’s the Fang is that all I needed and some Zite I don’t know if that cuz I needed like
Two of them did you I thought you only needed one Daddy doesn’t know the answer to your question Daddy’s feeling like he’s a little lost in the sauce right now daddy sauce lost oh yeah I needed three okay great excellent and yeah so that should be all of it so let’s head back
To Fairyland fairy fairy lady um I like this one that’s your just your favorite fairy yeah they all look a little different I remember that I just I’m surprised you remembered exactly where your favorite was yeah yeah yeah she’s kind of got like a darker complexion she got like
Pink hair it’s like yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] Great Fairy it’s like yeah you come out of that flower [ __ ] yeah go like oh yeah [ __ ] love that [ __ ] plus the shrine is called susum which is great that is nice kind of rolls off the tongue all right what I want you to
Do is I want you to jerk me off but don’t go hard until you hear her Splash out of the flower you ready Zelda tears of the Kingdom Joi all right what’s up girl okay I’m all right I’m all right a the pink eyeliner is so fun eyes Shadow you’ve already enhanced my
Clothing you’ve made my pants tighter yes well done m [ __ ] yeah dude my pants are so gated on the sticks good job dude all right am I one level away from maxing this no I already did that okay great awesome dude I think you I think I think
We’re ready to at least take it on you think so yeah all right let’s t- Riot next time on G grum yeah May what what could be the last episode of Tears of the Kingdom hello and welcome uh we are now back in the depths uh we’re going
For it Aaron stocked up in an extended episode last time and uh we’re going to see if we can kill Ganon today save Zelda um I’m really whacking on the ever living piss out of that poor lizard man I just used one weapon on that just that
One gu yeah jeez maybe we maybe we need to make more weapons um listen before this episode started I heard you singing a song about this exact scenario I believe the lyrics were daddy wants some ice cream if you could take your own advice for a
Bit maybe give add your a little ice cream things will be okay yeah oh wa okay there’s the Zelda version daddy what’s up daddy what’s up daddy what’s up daddy what’s up daddy what’s up daddy what’s up daddy what’s up daddy what’s up daddy what’s up daddy what’s up daddy
Want some daddy want some ice cream ice cream it’s a good song man thank you I I appreciate you saying that about me sometimes you know it’s easy to feel like a a talentless but a what talentless is that is that like an illustration of a hack yeah I like
That I don’t understand what is hack it’s like you can’t hack it like okay I don’t know where the term comes from yeah it’s weird yeah makes me feel uncomfortable hacking yeah I could I could you know we we we could learn some Linguistics you want to sure what is
Going on with my [ __ ] controller why does it keep doing this I don’t know are you like hitting something like another controller over there oh maybe I hit it with when I grab my phone sorry about that oh that’s okay what do you mean I’m enough don’t Zone I to [ __ ] build a
Thing now the only words I can think are daddy want some ice cream oh where does hack come from where does the term hack come from and uh just to be clear Daddy doesn’t actually want ice cream I’m good without ice cream right now in fact ice
Cream’s a little too much for me sometimes really yeah I just I can’t hack maybe you’re not Daddy I am daddy there I said it I came up with the song daddy wants some ice cream all right I’m not like following some law of nature Daddy just wanted some ice cream
And Daddy got some ice cream atmology of wow no no oh [ __ ] oh no well wow I looked up what’s a hack and it’s showing me video of this in real time that’s amazing shut up my hands are coming after me now the Gloom hands yeah oh I was looking down I
Missed them I love those I mean I hate them but oh got me oh they totally got you oh man there there is something very very different about them like like a lot of things you face in this game are like but there’s there’s something real special about
Them can I just exist in the swimmy world forever so they never come after me nope and I built that [ __ ] thing for no reason whoops oh God man I am not good at video games I don’t know why I have a show for 10
Years 11 years I’ve had a show I know I know I play video games and I’m not good at them I’ve never been no I I think people picked up on that though I mentioned I was playing Counter-Strike the other day right dude I was like by far the worst player
On our team like by far and nobody was saying anything but like you could tell everyone was like okay well you know did they know you were Aaron from game GMS no no no they were all friends oh even worse but you know they’re like they’re
Over there killing it and I’m just like yeah uh how do I shoot nice I used bomb flowers to blow up a wall to get more bomb flowers makes sense to me isn’t that just irony itself this is tough what’s tough watching me play no there’s there’s so
There’s so many versions of of hack you know like the hack that you can’t hack it you know yeah yeah yeah look up the origin of this term can’t hack it hack job has an interesting history the sense of hacking play here probably originates with the
Oldest uses of the word as meaning to cut irregularly or inexpertly okay so yeah that’s probably where it comes from the like it used to mean a shitty job cutting wood and then just meant a shitty job in general and then was expanded to mean one who does a shitty job
Oh ah so it was like specific and now it’s General yes like a hack job right cool yep throughout the 20th century the use of hack job means mediocre written work well we’re all a little smarter now oh I should use the master sword look at me I’m a smart boy diing
In the depths I am told you can’t hack it equals you can’t even do a shitty job oh yeah that makes sense it does yeah so if you’re a hack then yeah okay yeah yeah yeah oh my God this guy is so strong yeah well it would appear you can’t hack it
I can it he’s got his little zero nose they’re trying to hit a zero whoops Master Sword has run out of energy that’s okay you sure yeah I didn’t even like it anyway seems like a terrible sequence of words to hear while fighting in a dungeon I mean it just what
Happens it breaks and then you know then it comes back I’m gonna I’m gonna equip this daddy wants to equip this and then I’m gonna add his little [ __ ] nose to it our uh assistant helping us with the video today is saying that uh their Applied Linguistics degree is really coming in handy
Today Applied Linguistics degree really I guess so cool good job um these guys they seem friendly oh wait I could use a muddle Bud yeah this is perfect for that them fight each other I think you overshot him oh God yeah there you go what are they going to hurt each other
Now they seem like they’re still coming after me they do they seem confused maybe they won’t hurt you they’re going to hurt me you sure yeah I’m sure Dan okay I don’t know like they’ve got they’ve got muddly tweedly D’s floating around their heads they do have muddly
Tweedly D you right about that yeah I can’t argue with that on you on that oh you got gloomy feet yeah they’re fighting each other this is great y’all confused oh they’re not doing much damage maybe you can run by them though hold on I got to remodle the previous two
Yeah yeah they’re muddled AF go for it what if I get what if I get caught in the muddling no dude that’s so handy damn dude good thing you have like 500 of those cuz you never bothered to use any hell yeah dope well I didn’t
Know what they did I know this is kind of accidentally worked out perfectly and hi everybody my name is Aaron and I’m here to say I’m going to smack your ass in a major way well well then I ruined the tapestries maybe this is like a clue of how to beat
Him um I think this is like history seems like history yeah these are these yeah these are from the the war the cutcenes yeah the cut scene yeah the cut scen more wait let’s see how it ends uh okay so Ganondorf takes over he got big face he was fighting all the the
Good people Zelda’s like the master sword and then she becomes a dragon and then yep oh yeah that is what happened uh poor gal am I am I ascending in here this seems like a dead end I’m ascending in the Dead ending let’s go let’s [ __ ] go bro your Ascension has been
Nice um this doesn’t look right this doesn’t look right sorry wrong wall this is an unlisted wall yeah my bad oh my bad though maybe there’s a like a very obvious Ascension point in the ceiling h maybe this crack over here let’s try going up here I would like to know where I’m
Going now anytime you’re sending for this long it’s usually something something’s weird oh that’s not where you want to it’ll just slide back down just swimming back in The Ether why would you want to all right this is like a straight up dead end right am I stupid oh maybe blow up those
Rocks yeah I don’t have you noou with me of course the one rock I didn’t oh wait we were in here in the [ __ ] intro cut scene do you remember this when she had like a little torch and she was like let’s go downstairs yeah you’re back to
Where you were at the beginning yeah that’s what it feels like at least well it it is hyru Castle right yeah yeah things look good love what you’re done with the place yeah imprisoning chamber that’s where Darkness imprisoning me this is all that I see absolute Hara
Oh cool look at these like spikes boy a Boston accent really takes the edge off that song absolute Hara Darkness imprisoning me all that I see absolute Hara Hara okay and there land M’s taking my AMS taking my legs what the [ __ ] uh all right I’m here now that’s
Fun yeah this is good I wish my friends were here I’m right here Aon not you in the game all right I mean I’m just say [ __ ] inches away besides why would you even thinkig you’re a FR I wish my Solen money acquaintance was here all right I don’t have tusting with
Me oh jeez oh this is exactly where I want to be like w yeah whoa look at that oh man makes it just want to Dive Right In doesn’t it yeah not huge into the abyss pit gosh that’s awwesome here we go wooo yeah exactly the kind of jump I want to
Accelerate into is this good I you want to touch that is that landable I don’t think so I think it’s gloomy no it’s good I seen this hole uh cover that up oh no that’s his tunic just oh um well here they come yes you don’t have to fight all by
Yourself you know oh hold on please I thought he wasn’t allowed to be down here well now he is and who’s this and and why isn’t he blue no these are the real ones I think but they’re dead they’re not dead why did they die oh
Maybe they’re okay no one Di I don’t know I I got confused with the first one I thought the first one are like Spirits or whatever oh they’re just like projections of themselves God he’s handsome oh my God reu stop Allon take it easier the owe you for your help yes
Yeah the gudo really helped a lot you sent your leader as Ganon I will and I’m here too it is time to start and I’m jiggling commence the jiggling y’all oh damn hero po yeah that was a movie poster and this is Star Wars oh that was
Awesome all my friends are here and you better believe I’ll be hanging back while they do the work I’ll use my spring Shield cuz it’ll be funny awesome that big gu is a problem that’ll be a problem for him you knowuh will yeah yeah who who he’s he’s
Pring me he’s being a being a big problem damn my [ __ ] is so [ __ ] breakable oh whoops hell yeah dude you’re a problem for him uhoh and it’s automatic I should probably you can combine the words and basically say that you’re problematic oh man this is terrible this is really
Bad I just love like you taking hours to cook all this food and being like now I’m perfectly prepared and then the second you’re in battle you’re like oh my God like frantically shoveling everything in your mouth I like when it knocks him back that’s really funny damn it’s the Demon King’s
Army I need to stop using the sword it’s going to kill me okay I use the the dingle hopper yeah Zero’s nice Zero’s nose NOS I’m trying to hit you I I’m going to be honest it kind of feels like I’m doing all the work here oh you knocked him off a cliff
Can I like come on okay do oh got you stupid [ __ ] oh man you’re doing a lot of taint work swing your thing swing your thing yes [ __ ] did it who all right Aaron take it easy just wanted to kill him good job yay I got all kinds of
Stuff e so many loaves oh what’s this shield for dadd a little roal Shield why is the why is the life bar of the Army is so high isn’t everyone dead I don’t know there’s more guys oh yeah they are out there uh it’s a nice Shield it’s durable sorry wow
Owow excuse me sorry sorry that is fun ah sorry got in the way for the arrow okay now they’re all dead there must be a second wave or something there they are ah how relax hey guys just point the go lure him to the cliff so you can
Knock him off seems like way too much work does it it seems like less work to me I got to like I don’t know like I’m pretty strong all right yeah I guess you are killing him oo that’s cool I guess I don’t want it die die die
Die and Zero’s nose kicks ass I know who who knew who knew that little ghost dog was so overpowered zero you’re op as [ __ ] oh zero you’re going to be banned in tournaments all right give that gudo or whatever that [ __ ] was nice jeez oh not those oh no oh no
God who would have thought a Demon King’s Army would be so difficult D oh yeah oh man there’s a lot of jiggling and skiing with this Cre what the [ __ ] is happening uhoh uhoh uh-oh uhoh uh uh e e I don’t know what’s happening oh wait wait wait wait wait wait
Nice make can fight each other M mud little Mudbud in the air goty that’s good stuff stupid [ __ ] he doesn’t know what’s up good stuff this is pretty funny consider your bud muddled another they’re all confusing [ __ ] all right that that’s good uh are they fighting each other cool
Yeah they’re barfing right on each other that’s fun I think sidon’s ability makes them vulnerable or was it what was it that made them vulnerable yeah this people crawling on the floor and barfing on each other what is this a frat party I’ve never been to a frat party
Neither yeah I don’t even know what frats are like is something just like fly in front of me yeah me neither it’s just a big house right I well I I think yeah I I don’t know all I know is what I saw in Animal House oh right that was a
Movie that it was Aaron maybe I should throw some more buds bro yeah do it if you hit them while they’re muddled will they remember that they hate you too I think they’re just confused in general so like they might hit you or they might hit somebody
Else they just like don’t know who’s who I see if you’re in their way they’ll get you I I I would start wailing on him I have been hitting him I have been hitting it pretty hard uh these things H him oh never mind it did
Earlier I got to hit him in the head all right here come the stabies here come the stabies how what is their vulnerable am I dumb I don’t know it might be dumb I would just start stabbing but it doesn’t do anything that’s the thing anything yeah like
Doing practically nothing oh the water does hurt them okay I was right my instincts were correct reu you now can you put Choo Chu like water choo choo jelly on the end of the sword there we go no like sidon’s water Ah hell yeah okay cool this is this is good my
Friends are helping me nice oops got him oh yeah yeah that guy not that guy that other guy the other guy oh my God forgot how to change targets man he need all food too look at all this stuff I know there’s there’s so much cool [ __ ] lying around now I’m like
Already running out of Gloom [ __ ] these arrows are pretty cool I’m just running around like rumaging yeah oh yeah oh yeah this is locked in a battle for life and death and you’re basically a yard sale yeah oh this is neat okay okay I mean I like it but
Don’t love it but is it worth 10 cents mean your friends are like oh God we’re dying Dy like we’re getting [ __ ] killed out here I just don’t know if I need this I guess I could use it for the F the f Sergeant crumbles Sergeant crumbles where is the last
Peeps yo peek this [ __ ] nice nice right when I ran out give me a break and there’s going to be like another round too oh yeah this isn’t finished boy they really give you like a false sense of like you’re doing great when you kill the whole pig army
Wa it’s just nothing but moblins yo that’s pretty scary o okay all right everyone’s looking pretty pretty large and muscular ow stop stop how’s everyone doing over there yeah get him nice oh he’s kind of a pushover yeah now now it’s it’s doing some damage [ __ ] oh you’re all right okay okay stabby
Stab stabby stab well I want to I think you should need something I don’t want to be so vulnerable I’m out of stuff I I can’t heal my [ __ ] anymore oh jeez uh well those went fast yeah perhaps we were not as prepared as we thought all the people that need that
Are going to help me are in locked in combat they’re so useful uh reu reu reu reu reu reu right yeah thank you thank youu oh a royal Claymore carry him oh too much stuff people are dropping too many things uh sideon sideon side on yeah where’d he go where’d he go where’d
He go where’d he go nice okay my friends did all the way you did it you beat the Demon King’s Army well that’s great it was tough I’m not going to lie yes we are hanging by a thread I really hope there’s like a light route or something that’ll heal my
Gloom that Gloom it means but one thing the demon king is there huh Dem King’s here he’s very depressed oh dear well look at this guy oh no oh no oh my God it’s all the things yeah but I killed them all already yeah more obstacles in our path but our foe is
Mistaken if he thinks this will stop us right link link everyone’s running away we are faking to fight these beasts don’t worry about us I’ll take the little octopus guy take care of this G you ready to see the power of a sage look we’re getting [ __ ] killed out here
Goro you already beat them once this will be a Bree for what are they stronger thank you small chicken oh oh well I’m sure that’ll work out oh did they did I just leave him behind cuz that was happened yeah I think you got separated from bummer oh
Dear that is a bummer cuz now how are we going to get to the surface just to replenish all our stuff I can just go up there oh you can yeah I mean I’d have to come all the way back I don’t know the way back didn’t just get blocked
Off that’s a good question L you really [ __ ] us Goro yeah like what would happen if I just warped back I don’t know I would just like show up to their fight like oh there you are cool sex like oh is that Canon oh is he there big
Tree just going to open a little C how disappointing from the fizzy cow World should be shrouded in darkness not bathed in insufferable light pry weak peaceloving cowards running rampant it would have been more satisfying try to overcome a worthy foe I don’t know what do you think you
Look pretty good oh oh someone turned on the Halloween decoration your LCD eyes are really convincing get CVS oh he smiled it’s nice to see him you like to see happy Ganon yeah this is definitely the most threatening Ganon I’ve seen in quite some time oh now he’s hot again again oh hell
Yeah looks like someone got his meaty traps back what’s up [ __ ] I will reshape this world as it was meant to be I will crush any opposition I will rule you do rule that is what a king must do we ever SE snowboard like the like one person in a
Choir is like way off G a that’s the last time I find a choir on craigslist do not look away look upon these gam Gams and despair you winess a king’s Revival one titty out but Nintendo couldn’t get the G rating if they showed nipple but I assure you it’s there B
B I have two nipples oh oh [ __ ] uh okay two hearts everything else is gloomed oh [ __ ] okay um Aaron I think you got a problem man come on oops Yeah got him stupid nice nice nice nice nice okay got excellent Allon if you be yeah
Oh can you go back to the sword yeah I certainly will not eat that do it again do it again do it again just regular type oops oh you flurry rushed me S dude you are easily defeating my first 46 forms whoops take that track that sucked oh now he’s got like a
Thing [ __ ] off this is the kind of thing where someone sees a screenshot oh man just slide down here [ __ ] this looks nice my t- band’s a little tight um where might that put us oh probably right in the fight really yeah it’s probably good cuz I probably have all my hearts
Back I’m just going to start with three three hearts yeah yep no I still have gloomed hearts G okay that’s fine why not on UNG Gloom I can’t I don’t have any food you don’t have one didn’t I see one dark thing that just gives me resistance good doesn’t restore them oh
Dear oh my is they so wet yeah it’s not like we just crawled out of a pool or anything did I I think so oh I thought you were being sarcastic no I Aaron I um no no no I’m not entirely sure you can beat this right
Now what do you mean well the fact that you said what do you mean is you lost 33% of your health in one shot I think it’s all about the skill bro yeah see all right this is a battle this is a battle between men bro this battle wits and tits as they
Say how about this how about that I loved it stop dashing at me doesn’t hurt remember to jump when he does his like smash into the ground thing oh my God okay oh jump right into it goty goty daddy would you like some sausage like some
Sausages you know what I have a attack thing make me attack more ah attack power do I still have it yeah yeah here we go oh dear it’s okay I got other Shields dude changing excellent he’s got a real Kratos Vibe doesn’t he I have to say this is very
Impressive no stop we gone can’t is stough two yes yes yeah got him yeah so something called being epic that was pretty epic ow all right what a feeling it’s really i’ had almost forgotten the thrill of battle that feeling as blood surges in my
Veins and I am not even near the limits of my power what you’re not uh switch oh boy cool look at his hair yeah he looks great Master of the secret Stone oh his health bar is crazy that’s really funny enjoy these fights I will I have a whole heart I
Will be taking far more than your arm this time take my arm yeah remember your arms all weird I’m with you ring oh Tustin Tinkleberry I’ll K you all at once oh what that Dem can you fight Ganon without having gotten your companions uh yeah oh you really got me
From behind I’m with you l L link oh my God Aaron you’re not going to beat this with three hearts you don’t think so I know so couldn’t be so sure you’re not [ __ ] close I got close so weirdly stubborn about [ __ ] where am I where am I to go anywhere oh
This is like right in the center of hyru Castle right is it I think you can bail you can definitely bail oh I can just come back here yeah they wouldn’t they wouldn’t put you in a position where you can’t get out of it that’s cool I’ll go
Cook some food then oh my God yes cook food I can’t travel from here no no oh no can you ascend out of here yeah let’s get it’s a big fat negative my friend oh my God I’ll just Gloom myself up in the meantime yeah it’s not it’s not going to
Be a it’s not going to happen didn’t realize I need that much anti- Gloom [ __ ] oh man you know what it’s all right I think I can do it this is a huge waste of time no it’s not yeah it is I beat his first form yes
You did the easy one it’s not the easy one they’re all hard how’d you do with that second form did you lay one hit on no it was fine the life bar was off the screen and your television is huge uh whoops oh I’m doing bad can I leave Hy roll Castle before
Oh this is what my phone thought we were saying I’m doing bad can I leave I know how you feel yeah shoot your things take this goty how would I phrase this can I leave the depths before fight with Ganon yeah Demon King Ganondorf can I leave the depths before
Fight with Demon King Ganondorf um what was I doing what the hell was I doing [ __ ] what was I doing if you find yourself short on supplies and need to retreat using a travel Medallion will save you on having to rerun The Gauntlet oh really do you have a travel
What I think I do have one yes I’ve never used it cool okay fine it’s all fine everything’s fine nobody is having a trouble with this only no one I am doing good and everything’s good travel Medallion it is what does it look like do I have a a travel
Medallion I don’t know if I have a travel Medallion oh dear we might have to do this again I don’t have a material it’s not a material it’s like a main key item right I don’t know I don’t know uhoh oh boy I’m at what I think is the final
Boss fight I did the waves of enemies and now I’m at the arena for the demon King he stomped me okay uh yeah I don’t have a travel Medallion bro I placed a travel Medallion and saved and tried to fast travel but the game wouldn’t let me
Oh the response is nope it’s Do or Die have to reload a save or beat that monster without getting hit and someone quickly replied that’s horeshit that’s horeshit wow oh that’s great okay um I mean I can keep trying I it’s definitely possible but uh boy if it ain’t the hardest dang
Thing you ever yeah I don’t know if this is going to work should I call up should I call up my boy Matt Mercer and be like could you go easy on me please he be like no I will always fight you that we once had sushi together then whoops pathetic oh man
Pathetic h come on that was like the perfect time ha got you stupid dick I keep going to eat the tack fruit this is not going to go well yeah I think it will all you’re going to do is waste all your food oh wait I can get like some extra
Hearts with oh that’s nice hey if she breathes she’s a th all women are Queens Ganondorf die yeah yeah I got him right in the middle of his sh move come here friend I that’s [ __ ] up I don’t think there’s there’s a way you can block that
H uh just plus one heart oh man well back to two just one more combo one more epic combo what do you prefer doggos or poppers to we come on yeah dude nice oh the the time to evade is very strange have to do it like super early
Go I guess you got to bring It come on come on friend take this no I will not take this I refuse all right all right he’s he’s he did it and then testin comes out it’s time I became sexier I’m helping I’m with you l oh my
God it’s just these other ganons that’s that’s the real problem I think the first one’s a real problem too I think you have any real problem I can take him and all right I’m here come on going do his thing his thing let’s take him down together oh
Waa should I be fighting these other ganons I mean I mean I think I think the idea is you played the game in such a way that you got all your friends and now they can help you by distracting those other ones while you concentrate on main dude oh yeah I guess
So yes slap him oh oh dear change targets [ __ ] what’s the change targets button Jesus Christ is that it time for a selfie I mean what do you want me to do just do the whole thing over again I think that’s our best option I agree in the words of someone
On Reddit that’s horseshit but we’re also kind of out of options un unless you think you can beat it without getting hit I just feel like it’s going to take longer to to do the whole than just to like try it you know know all right cuz
If if we can really learn it then here we go try number three that’s only three tries on the final boss I know but each try is very long well doing the whole thing again is really long yeah I know we have bad options in worse options
Aaron I suggest we do the bad option which one’s the bad option uh like super stock up on everything whoops I’ve barely gotten started barely gotten started oh well I’m being lazy right now how about this come on back at me Crispy Cream they’re kind of forgiving honestly yeah no you’re doing
Great no serious like if you block you you just block right it’s not like totally unbeatable or whatever yeah it’s it’s not impossible just very very improbable in the in the classic words of hitchhiker’s guy to be out here come on you just can’t you just can’t with that oops take
This I’m not going to take it I’m going to fear I’m going to furry Rush instead furry Rush Yeah my two favorite things F and oh yeah all right [ __ ] buy you suck nice [ __ ] you [ __ ] stupid dick and you may be surprised to know that I’ve got one full
Heart left which is one more than the amount of nipples you have yeah I wonder if like having two hearts even matters I don’t think so okay sorry for keeping you waiting shut up yeah bre shut up alone what’s up yobu I’ll flat that Dem kid hell yeah you and my bird friend
Tyrannosaurus he’s harder right well it does matter I love the idea of like him uh like you getting like taking a death blow [ __ ] let’s take and and him showing up like all right I’m here whoops it appears I’ve showed up a touch L now get why is he so much harder to
Evade he does the same [ __ ] thing I mean he’s the last guy in the game it just it it feels wrong feels wrong to me but it’s so right you know yeah do your little dashy uh-huh toy play that game I whacked him good do you think he has a third form
After this yeah oh good come on come at me come at me uh-oh he’s recalibrating you just going to do it once you okay I don’t like this one yes yes the flurry Rush nice nice nice nice nice nice no just no avoiding that I mean I think
That might be the reason to redo everything just cuz like if he has a move that you can’t block then how you ever going to do it I don’t know maybe he’ll just see how like cool I am you know what I’m not going to do that unblockable move he’s pretty
Cool all right man [ __ ] G I know uh all right we’re going to pause the episode we’re going to get stacked and jacked and we’re going to come right back and slap Ganon a new um see you oh that was worth it good job you’re worth it you’re a maybe it’s Maybelline
Mhm anyway we’re back again yes we’re back it’s a little bit later Aaron has dutifully uh done a much better job uh got way more Hearts this time and now he’s going to fight Ganondorf With a Little Help from his friend T can’t remember shanning yeah that bird can
Dance yeah dude got you nice nice nice oh this like wow this lizard thing really helps oops goodness great Aaron good Lord yeah adding the lizard tail was pretty helpful holy shaty um went a little different than I thought yeah I’ll pretend like it feels good here we go Tobias where are
You help me friends sorry stay away show the Dem tin sorry I’m taking D okay we settle this now whoa oh oh that’s right she’s the one controlling the the mech suit mhm I was like oh you brought hot rabbit cat or whatever whatever she is oh she’s been with me
The whole time the whole time she’s been with me and I assure you she’s been hot for the duration well just like what are you going to do you know dude that’s fine can you stop jumping in the air does nothing I’m guessing I still I haven’t figured out the timing no the
Button to change targets oh oh my sword is covered to go Goose sword nice nice hey man that sucked what the [ __ ] smells good in here yes I should have this a St here go the one nipple like okay this is the Matrix whoops should have been a side hop
Uh oops oh he did a second one um oh oh no still doing the same [ __ ] uh eat some attack up food yes you better hold on for a second gorf cuz I’m going to eat some bisty mushrooms ah oh he flurry rushed my flurry Rush
He’s very fast oh boy this things are all getting weird like like acting like you also get the joke was funny right I know I know right oh oh jump away he did it yeah how do you land hits you I think you just got to flurry rushing back but aren’t you
Already in the process of flurry rushing you just got to do a double flurry Rush you got to flurry his flurry to your flurry Rush pretty much yeah wow oh my God is much more difficult he does his and [ __ ] I had to do the top one vertical one wo
Woa I’ve got you all in check come on dude arrows whoops whoops man that really eats away at my Shields jeez good all right [ __ ] all right here it comes I sure hope no charges hit me oh dear you’re averaging a shield a hit what’s this it’s this like glowy
[ __ ] what yo I [ __ ] evaded that [ __ ] like nobody’s business come on yes okay okay good job damn it God damn it holy [ __ ] no fck yo that’s bad yeah ow taking hits okay all right yes uh-huh right when my attack buff went away nice okay
Uh you’re no match for my mighty steamed rice balls [ __ ] boy those things take away my hearts for for good too oh God all I’ve got is this [ __ ] boo Shield that’ll be fine n and it’s on fire no this is the worst oneu this is really bad uhhuh uh-huh yes yes yes
Queen wait I hated that you’ve activated my cut scene my second nipple is coming out finally oh here’s your chance I will yet do this I want to rule your land okay only Immortal you will not stand in my way uh I think I’m standing in your way
Uhoh um uh do you need that took the gem out oh this is like Thanos like he’s going to like use it in his hand I never saw those I never saw those movies mind everything sacrifice it all to destroy you oh [ __ ] oh man he sounds serious
[ __ ] oh he ate it will he become a dragon so this does mean third form I’m guessing yeah oh dear I really like the back and forth I thought that was fun yeah feel like a real boss fight oh oh boy oh he is he’s like a bad
Dragon you must prot take the TR think we wait who said link like that uh I don’t know was that Ganon legal God Ganon you sound different than I thought you would s l the the the Tre TR boy sure it’s taking a while to load eh
Yeah I don’t know why you don’t have any Shields left doesn’t have to load all those Shields all right dude oh a this is going to be a hell of a gardening bill I want to say about uh 25,000 um just like people from lenu like looking from a distance like
Um yo was there a dragon on the forecast today no Weather Channel said light rain hey guys oh [ __ ] draconi Demon King his little jaw going like that’s kind of funny man remember when like his final form was like a little pig monster yeah things have changed
Oh got him right where I want him oh here comes my girlfriend SI being a dragon L would you still love me if I was a dragon I already do okaying probably more I’m into some weird [ __ ] link we’re going really high link can you breathe L this is wonderful this
Is like the never-ending story but way crazier ah sure would be a shame if someone jumped into my mouth rocket link I love you so much link what have you got for Weaponry um steamed fruit I don’t know if the sword’s going to do much link sorry just chugged a la
Croy oh whoa um what’s the deal here my Lord this is amazing oops uh uh oh you have to land on him oh [ __ ] land on the demon dragon le le you must land in de Tre God he’s so far yeah I’m really working on it here and
And come on oh oh yeah over there on his back up you see it yeah I see it yeah I [ __ ] see it okay cool Dam I [ __ ] see it oh I’m just trying to help and I know he’s glooming he’s glooming me up he’s glooming me up dude man oh he’s
Really glooming me oh bro bro boy that’s I guess ew ew hit him in the eyeball goink wow wait wait wait wait wait no no no no no wait wait wait oh man your Landing ability is going to be really like the true test oh then it goes away
He gives me all the food all the the deliciousness back oh good I think you have to jump on her right yeah guess so I’ll cat you wait oh [ __ ] too fast too fast so high high it’s cool pely God that face is just like going as hard as I can all right
There you go he’s eating his rub sleep in uus God this is so cool what a beautiful way to end this game sky battle oh you missed one there’s two left okay oh he missed them both can I like land on him again yeah
No I think they oh you have to do the whole thing once more yeah they definitely want me to he’s too sneaky Link Link Link oh [ __ ] link slow down [ __ ] [ __ ] whoops missed you link here you are a that’s a good relationship stick the sword back in my head link I miss
It it was holding in my brains link my brains no they’re linking out link link they’re linking what Zelda game did that start in that that you must protect the Triforce uh voice God I don’t know it’s been a it’s been we’ve been doing it for
Years yeah I feel like it had to have been Ocarina probably guess that was SL yeah E I love that I’m like beating him with this [ __ ] like Wiggly tentacle sword yeah that like came from like one of his friends yeah I’m coming slow down no speed up yeah she
Like opens her mouth to breathe in and you just get sucked she’s like link oh no you must protect my digestive system link the pH level link the pH level have to become more W come on come on get up there get up there so slidy he’s not that slippery okay
Nice yaers I guess I guess the head would be the next move oh okay okay this guy’s getting red link some evil [ __ ] me to happen oh man this is so epic oh yeah right in his [ __ ] head okay link jump off my [ __ ] head think you can figure out where to hit
Him link I hope my one exposed point of death doesn’t glow a [ __ ] oh boy wish I tusting with me that is a scary face yeah it really is this is a super intense way to end the game a okay all right if you want if you want
My head then I think this is my favorite Ganon fight oh yeah dog oh how [ __ ] ex think I have to eat all of this I was just thinking he’s going to eat it like what what was it about the way he was crawling on it oh yeah jam it in yeah
Awesome he’s like that wasn’t that big just flicks it out I sacrificed everything and it cost me everything but what it cost you everything like are you not see you get him I thought for sure it wasn’t going to explode and then it did now I ate it for nothing oh
Everybody on the ground is just getting like covered in goo like time for my fourth for corpse maybe if I go up I’ll land softer yeah in the sky is this bad is this good is this bad oh I’m kind like sh Godzilla oh as it turn down it’s bad holy
[ __ ] oh my God even links like oh my I would definitely like hold on to something just everybody looking up like are those two dragons oh we shouldn’t have looked directly into it oh man that was awesome outstanding wow I’m swimming link [ __ ] killer link where my sunglasses link it’s very bright my
Jewelry how’s your hand le le no I’m M again Zelda kind of kind of followed by death oh there you are did she always have horns yes she how Ober I am it’s okay urge to jack off immense here comes the Goon hey thought we were dead didn’t you it’s me
And me ru you had our voices backwards the whole time yeah in your head you were thinking like o I’m the girl everyone’s so shredded in this game like every dude has a deep V yeah allow my deep V to give you strength I hit the gym at least five
Times a week I do crazy squats and eat nothing but protein I mean we’re going to fall afterwards what if they turn her back into Zelda yeah yeah oh man I just got the chills like they were going to [ __ ] leave her as a dragon link we
Can never be together unless link um you kind of change me into something that doesn’t fly oh [ __ ] ah she’s pretty somebody going to catch me or this light of God isn’t going to shine forever um now about that threesome we like your Vibe what did they mean by that oh man
They got to be together yeah no one has nips oh well where are my nipples wow um I hope they supplied some blankets on the ground yeah I really wish I know what was happening right now you wake up oh good this isn’t good Zelda how are you falling up wait no I’m
Confused dive to Zelda hold the R button on your Nintendo switch controller link you must hold the R button God hurry up link yeah jeez just head butter Punk sorry he’s too close reach me L press a to reach me oh man grab her I’m ging please no don’t
Sleep it’s kind of humid up here your pums are sweaty hi spaghetti well at least we’ll die together uh cell cloth hell that would still kill them ah yeah that’d be like hitting concrete a thousand times over okay just a bunch of rice balls like to the surface razor shrooms
Eight I was just going to say this episode brought to you by the number eight well her dress has little triforces on it isn’t that funny I didn’t notice your favorite thing grass and dying why did you turn me into a human again I was a [ __ ] awesome TR it was
The best how are you I’m good thanks feeling good yeah had a nice lunch I was yeah you were a dragon a [ __ ] sexy ass Dragon it’s fee that’s the fee sound reached you after all you must have held R and then pressed a to grab and then pressed a and a
Held he’s gone The Demon King what I didn’t say that but yeah I’m not in a dream right no you did it oh man don’t make me cry oh link you really did it well they they she’s looking right at you you know as the player oh oh God Charlie Horse no I
Haven’t had legs in a while I had been sleeping all this time pretty sick nap huh something like a warm loving Embrace I woke up it was Fireballs from a different Dragon oh man is our Castle still floating oh [ __ ] thank you link I met such wonderful people I so viral as it
Was I have so much to tell you so much happened I don’t care I’m home a TV oh yeah man that’s awesome you g to say something or you fpz oh hell yeah I did that fpz oh man I got the Shivers what a great [ __ ] game you
Want me to turn up the heat sure oh yeah Standing Ovation A++ the laws 11 out of a possible 10 well that’s it eh that was fantastic man yeah it was nice they didn’t have like like oh I’m the king and [ __ ] [ __ ] care yeah like it just it’s like
You you you know what happens I mean maybe over over the credits they’ll like sweep across the land or they’ll just have Zelda falling she did a lot of falling in this game yeah two yes but they bracketed the whole story yeah a story should begin as it ends
With something having changed yeah and she was a dragon the whole time and what is falling what is flying but Falling sideways M that doesn’t make any sense falling vertically fall flying falling side yeah yeah yeah sure yeah you’re falling intentionally to where you want to
Go yeah good job Cory bunnel you’re like the one guy from Minnesota yeah wow the the battle system designed the whole battle system that’s he did a great job damn dude just found some [ __ ] dude I mean I’m sure he worked really hard well at least Sebastian Guido had
His day in the shade yeah MAV of kristo geez these are great names mural yub that’s a great name go mura go there’s way too many people that worked on this look at how many could there have been like seven remember the first Zelda I I think it was like you
Know 15 people yeah dude those are the days now you got to like [ __ ] animate birds and [ __ ] uh his name is Timmy Timmy and I’ll thank you wow that is a simple one for to end it on Timmy I mean I think we’ll see I
Think we’ll see him like five more times what’s the deal with lead artist being in like turquoise and then landscape being in like kind of what is this I mean they’re their lead artists man like they could color it whatever they wanted oh lead artist as in the lead landscape
Artist lead character artist lead animation artist it’s like a category God look at how many people worked on the Landscapes I love a good concertina yeah that is nice I got to learn to play that instrument man I have one a concertina mhm where would you play
It in just for the pleasure of your own yeah yeah man you see him at the renair Fang gal I mean sure i’ if I went to a ren fair and I knew how to play concertina I’d [ __ ] bring the [ __ ] out of it I’d play some [ __ ]
Jig excuse me would you bring the [ __ ] out of you better believe oh yeah I would I would have a little like little satch that’s like my concertina Satchel take it out and just put you know tap my foot and [ __ ] and have people do a little like you know
Around their little boots God what an insanely long journey this was yeah dude a lot of characters yeah lot of voice acting we started this we started this after the end of our European tour right cuz I feel like we were talking about it came out when we were in Europe
Yeah I mean that’s like 6 months of Our Lives was it that long ago really May right oh jeez I I lied to the I lied to the bike guy what do you mean I bought a bike in Amsterdam and uh I went to a
Shop to get it worked on and he was like how long have you had it and I was like uh I think 3 or 4 months but it’s been six apparently it’s just it’s not a lie is a harsh term for that I lied I looked him right in the
Eyes he was I I could see it like he knew I was lying he was like okay did that move you know he probably pissing on your bike right now hold on I’m going to go into the back and drink four quarts of milk and then build up some piss there’s parts of
Your bike I didn’t cover it’s one of those very humbling experiences where like something was off and I was like I bet I could fix it and I like looked up some videos and turned it upside down and some [ __ ] and I was like um I don’t
Know and then I took it to the guy and he was just like all right it’s done yeah I had that with a faucet recently I was like oh our whole [ __ ] plumbing system is destroyed and the guy came in and was like now it works better than it did before [ __ ] Alex
Lied Alex you son of a [ __ ] I knew I couldn’t trust you you’re the kind of guy that would say a bike has been owned for nine months re she’s like damn didn’t know I could fit this whole thing in there wow man a lot of Jean pencil
Phoenix Tidwell what a name these are amazing dude I got to meet someone named Jean pencil yeah there’s our boy Matt Mercer top Center where oh yeah Matt way to go man yeah dude what a [ __ ] what a fantastic human being what a star yeah proud to know him
English voice support that is that is kind of something amazing the idea that like when I was seven years old and the first Zelda came out I’m like playing it and I’m fighting Ganon I’m like oh my God fighting Ganon and then like somehow 30 plus years later life takes me to a
Point where you know we’re buds with the guy who voices Ganon that’s shockingly cool yeah you know Ganon now dude yeah kind of yeah grew up with Ganon now you know him I don’t even know who the French voices I didn’t hear anything Donald RNA Frederick suell you’re no m Mercer
I’m sure very nice though shut up man that [ __ ] le tiia le Thomas Schmucker oh I’m jealous of that name Thomas Schmucker where’s that uh all the way on the right missed it nope oh there it is top top cluster Thomas Schmucker dude I love it that’s a great
That’s a great name that is good Alexi vladimirovich vuk really to change the font just for that I know he was like got to have the middle name in there and they’re like all right to do some do some finagling they should have just let it go off the
Screen wow yeah they should have wrapped it around to the other it’s like the like there’s three letters all the way to the left just like go up what the [ __ ] are you trying to give me nightmares like right at the end what the hell stop this man this is this is some
Japanese music like jazz fusion stuff yeah somebody somebody got a little uh little liberal with the the sampler they get wild mhm I know it sounds like music yeah oh oh oh there it is oh this is good wow moo I’d like to buy a b all of them please spin
Spin God stop working on this game that is look at all these people dude I didn’t know there were this many people on earth add them up and it’s like a 102 yeah Jesus look at him he fist bumped him that’s funny it is very funny to see his tiny
Hand and all these giant monsters yeah like can you please not do the double hand handshake side on you’re making me feel very inadequate there’s this scene in the Sonic movie where like he high-fives a person and it’s like his hand is so big just you know just showing you where it’s
At Pon 48 Windows Santa Monica the help network that’s not too far help that’s what Zelda’s saying there well I think she’s asleep oh I would love to die asleep falling that can be arranged you just let me know when it’s time to nap out I’ll push you right off
The roof of a house dude that’s me when I get them when I get them hot now Crispy Cream I can’t put him in me fast enough oh God no don’t end it on a bad note that’s not a bad note it’s a rad note off the software with the purpose of
Copy don’t stream this um oops Nintendo oh that’s on her head yes I forgot about that that’s where it twisted around if you leave a sword in your head long enough it’s you’re bound to grow around it yeah it kind of grows it’s growing a callus over it fed it’s
Like when you get a splinter that you kind of forget about every so often it Wiggles a little bit and you’re like ah Aaron yeah I had a fantastic time good playing this game with you that’s great this is really fun now we can do uh Mario Wonder or
Whatever yeah or the new Sonic game or Dan glun Ron plus three no yeah no we’re going to do the show until we die I hate it it’s fine it’s fun oh you can turn on all of it oh killer Italian oh man I want to hear that [ __ ]
Italian wow there’s two Spanish Latin americ Spanish how about that two completely different voice casts for the it’s a it’s kind of a different language right French Canada and French France yeah how about that French France that is a very funny thing to look at French France very good
Aaron uh this was amazing this was an amazing journey thanks for joining us for all of it um hope you had fun and uh we’ll see you tomorrow for something completely different uh kisses and hugs yeah love you m MW MW goodbye everyone goodbye
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