its the plot of sky high – Bits and Banter [02/15/2024]

I saw Northernlion at a grocery store in Vancouver the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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00:00:00 NL’s Vancouver recommendations
00:04:41 Bandle
00:07:54 TSUJIGIRI
00:09:15 reverse Bandle
00:10:40 Luna does her NL impression
00:14:48 its the plot of Sky High
00:17:29 is coffee an addiction?
00:23:28 Pac Man is a dark game
00:24:23 Puckdoku
00:26:08 FoodGuessr
00:30:13 CHUSSY
00:31:02 NL loves boiled food
00:32:47 Twitch chat loves to LARP
00:34:34 this stream hates UK frogs
00:35:35 come on Japan…
00:37:43 PERKEDEL MENTIONED
00:39:21 NL is a US food defender
00:43:40 Austria is basically Germany
00:44:13 explain yourself New England
00:48:52 NL is a fake Canadian
00:50:19 Lucky Charms
00:51:23 chiblee has electrical infetterence
00:56:40 you’re never too old for Heelys
00:58:51 the reverse wiper
01:01:15 NL hates his mom
01:04:27 this prompt has zero downsides
01:07:08 these are urban penguins
01:11:16 GENE SWEEP
01:19:30 the one trivia game NL is bad at
01:21:46 Antarctica is not that cold
01:22:32 is Clinton a top or bottom?
01:23:24 Poll Mine
01:24:12 NL is quiet quitting
01:28:17 Aliens would love rocks
01:33:24 MALF turns into a robot
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Stream date: 02-15-2024
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Yo you moved to Chinatown I got to tell you this is like one of the times I actually have a lot of recommendations for you was looking at Gast town but you told me not to move there you have made a good choice get it twisted you have

Saved your life Robson Street okay Rob what okay don’t reveal your cross street okay but are you Robson streets West End closer to Stanley Park where all the great uh Japanese and Korean restaurants are or you Robson Street closer to the downtown core around like that Hmart you know uh the the pelaton

Store okay okay closer closer to Chinatown there’s some great there’s some not so great restaurants in Chinatown and there’s some amazing restaurants in Chinatown there is a a goated lunch spot it’s called like wuku it isabukuru it’s on Abbott Street like a block away from BC Place goated not

Shitty Bento boxes a lot of people uh love the ramen place down there TAA Ken me personally I think tauken is a is a a mid to low tier Ramen place you can do better on Robinson Street but you may need to take a bicycle or or drive a

Little bit to get down to the West End bow Bay in Chinatown is is sick as well people love nen they say the butter beef and the chicken wings go insane oh Homer Street Cafe and bar it’s a few blocks away but let me tell you

It’s so that’s a pretty nice spot that’s a anyway I think I’ve gone too far I’m too uh I’m I’m too I’m feeling myself too much is the Costco in downtown good or ass sorry gonna stop Vancouver posting okay here’s the thing if you live in downtown Vancouver you should go

To the Costco in downtown Vancouver it is not the best Costco but it’s so close the worst part about going to Costco is having to drive and park if you live close enough that you can like walk or take the sky train to the to the downtown Costco you’re lucky I promise

You that I I would in that element I would trade in a heartbeat versus driving my ass to Richmond braving the Death Race 2000 parking lot the Evo parking Zone at the downtown Costco sometimes has like two evos fully boxed in it’s a damn Nightmare Man EV everywhere in this city

Is a nightmare maybe everywhere in every city is a nightmare but we were driving yesterday in a not particularly populated area of Vancouver you know it’s it’s a known neighborhood but it’s not that dense and I was turning right uh at a stop sign the other direction the

Perpendicular Direction had a uh a traffic light so I watched their light turn yellow it turned red and then like six cars at 15 km an hour like not even zooming six cars just skipped through on the red light when you know it’s like the most basic principle of driving is

That when your light is red you stop at the line and you know the [ __ ] up part is that I wasn’t even like raging behind the wheel I was like yeah what do I expect this is why you just you drive defensively cuz you just imagine you

Know it it’s hard to go wrong if every time you make a decision when you drive you just assume that the worst driver of all time is in the other lane I was just in my car trying to keep my blood pressure down when I wake up in the

Morning and the sunlight hurts my eyes then I look at you and the was me me smashing my steering wheel with the heel of my hand Bill Withers in the background Just One Look At You and I know it’s going to be and then you got to take a big breath for this

One cuz he goes a lovely day and he just keeps it going for like I don’t even know it’s like that might be like a 41 second note if I had to guess little pitchy well it was all autotune anyway so like I could probably sing as good as

Uh bill with Bill Withers if I had the guess holy 1996 280 mli views so far it’s I mean this is like a teenage dirt bag sort of like um track but obviously it’s not cuz that’s that’s like a 99 Jam if I had to guess maybe a 2000’s Jam 96 yeah okay I knew that the drummer could exercise a little bit of self-restraint that’s three fills in one bandal little snippet like this this is me whenever I keep missing the symbol crash to get star power to work after a fill and rock band don’t worry guys I got you next

Time sorry sorry okay This is Closing Time by Semisonic no okay it’s something like it Though I know this I know this even if I can’t sing it I know it is I almost want to say like Might be a good mixup but I don’t think it is better Sweet Symphony to be honest with You it’s packo Bell’s cannon that’s the that’s no no no no okay so this is every pop song ever made But I I want to say this is like the graduation song by vitamin C but I’m pretty sure that that came out in like 200021 let me guess it’s packo Bell’s Cannon oh this is Don’t Look Back in Anger yeah okay okay we got there it just took

A little extra I’m not from Manchester how do you know this song um because it’s the best Oasis song ever made how do you get these bro I cuz I was alive when Oasis was the most popular band in the world this is not a pitchfork core

Song although I’m sure they put some respect on what’s the story M and Glory I was literally just [ __ ] alive when these were popping bro were they ever they were go you don’t know [ __ ] about The Hit List on YTV bro Champagne Supernova is okay I’m definitely sick of wonder wall though Is Walking On by so good ooh I love That it’s a good song hey while we’re here we should stop using non-target you know why what’s the here it is we should start using this instead okay instead of non-target I saw this on Twitter yesterday are you familiar with the concept of suji giri a Japanese term for when a samurai

After receiving a new Katana or developing a new fighting style tests its Effectiveness by attacking a human opponent usually a random defenseless passer by in many cases during nighttime it’s kind of based I don’t think it’s based to get a new sword and like kill a

Random stranger but I do think we could reference this whenever somebody in chat tilts me and then a completely innocent like third party ends up taking the brunt of my insult after I get tilted so for future reference this is called sui giri suji giri let’s see if

We can get this into the into the parlament that’s terrible my ass walking home from the damn Bazaar when I get B Ed by a samurai just cuz they want to test out their new toy a bisected Morpheus be okay yeah yeah yeah me trying to find a Tik Tok to post

That doesn’t is isn’t about me taking back shots from Morpheus isn’t about hey ANL would you blow the pope you know that song I I I don’t we need to do like a reverse bandal here it’s they came on the radio yesterday it’s the one that’s

Like we were always having fun and doing for the thrill of it we were always do do and do for the thrill of that that song ever since I heard it at like a grocery store has been stuck in my head but in my head it’s it’s

Um we were always sucking cocking coming for the thrill of it we were always kissing dudes and [ __ ] for the thrill like it’s just for some I can’t get it out of my head it’s just like the perfect Cadence to like bury itself in [Laughter] there if you’re going to suck my [ __ ]

Then swallow for the thrill of it like it’s just it the the lines right themselves my ass is banging on the piano like as if it’s an Elton John [Laughter] song so true gay Weird Al be like I was gonna say gay Elton John be

Like gay Elton John be like I think it’s gonna be a long long time till touchdown brings me around again to find I’m not the man think I am in home cuzz he’s he’s gay which is fine it’s just him I can’t believe Liberace was gay I mean women loved him hi

Honey chocolate you got me a chocolate for Valentine’s Day I did thank you eat it open the W well I’m not going to eat it right now cuz it’s it’s the morning time but I’ll eat it when I pick you up today no you can eat it one now and tell me how

Well I’m sure it’s going to taste great cuz it’s chocolate you tast it I tast you already tasted it Mommy gave you one this morning yes re you had you had chocolate with your breakfast no the perfect Valentine oh you remember the perfect Valentine’s Day oh come here come here you want to

Sit on my lap you need a chocolate before M I’m not Daddy doesn’t want to eat the chocolate right now but it’s not going to melt cuz my office is kind of kind of cold right here here here you’re going to sit on my garbage can yeah all

Right I can see I’m trying to think of some Pokemon what’s pokon do you know any Ghost type Pokemon Boo Boo Boo is from Mario Party how about any bug type Pokemon uh b b maybe there is a aola be drill h alola means they’re from Hawaii what is orbeal gmax it’s just a big mushroom ghost who’s a good Ghost type Pokemon G no is Gom a ghost

No I know what about what about RAB boom gmax it looks like a guy that’s just it’s a tree that’s playing the drums no can I see let me sit on your lab okay come here here you can sit on my lab I can get a better look you can’t get a better

Look I don’t need to zoom in okay I’ll try don’t don’t touch the microphone please what are you [Laughter] doing people are saying it’s Scary is this your impression of what Daddy does at his job all day don’t don’t turn this stuff I got to be honest I don’t think we’re getting any more Pokemon here hey Roshan Lynch going beast mode Ultra beast mode thank you for the gifted subscriptions

Thank you can you say thank you thank you that paid for your chocolate show some respect chocolate okay mommy’s calling you dadd you you try to hand over try to hand over the chocolate okay have a fun time I’ll see you uh at pickup

Time tell me T when I pick you up I’ll give you a review of the chocolate I will say thumbs up it was so tasty this is Blake Shelton and Haley steinfield no it’s Florence Pew you’re right you’re right that’s Florence Pew as Alec Baldwin in Florence Pew that

You’re telling me I could see it I guess I really even now that I know that it’s Alec Baldwin I’m still like you’re that’s Blake Shelton Blake isn’t gray he [ __ ] dies it probably me pretending I know where the bodies are buried in Hollywood you know Blake Shelton [ __ ]

Dy his beard yeah there’s more where that came from yeah yeah they’re all on steroids yeah every single you kid who plays young Sheldon human growth hormone human shrink hormone he’s actually 43 years old hit him with the Benjamin buttoner me building the contraption that when it hits you turns you into a

Kid version of yourself turning turning the president into a seven-year-old version of himself while he’s given the State of the Union oh man imag and then his suit would be like hanging off of him oh that’s the plot of Sky High librarian you got to relax with the the

I know like it’s the guy who’s seen one movie and it’s the boss baby getting a lot of Boss baby vibes from this I’m not joking I know but this is like it’s been two weeks of you talking about Sky High you got to watch more

Movies so that you don’t just fixate on how do you ever see the meme that is like human beings right after they invented the wheel bro the whole universe is a wheel moving in Cycles like the seasons and people’s Liv lives then human beings 5 minutes after they

Invented the clock everything is a clock bro ticking on and on and then resetting itself at the at the end of the day then when they invent computers bro literally the universe is a computer like that’s you with Skyhigh everything you see you’re like bro the universe is like Sky

High human beings are very good at you know metaphorical thinking like that I think I don’t know bro everything’s a stream the can I say I was I made the mistake of being on the front page of Reddit uh this this must have been yesterday

Because I I didn’t get to talk about it on stream and it would have been my go-to banter bit for yesterday it was I don’t even know what subreddit it was on because it was like I’m not logged in and it’s the front page of Reddit but it was like with everybody complaining

About weed smokers what is the actual most normalized Addiction in society and like almost all of the top comments were caffeine and I felt like I was losing my [ __ ] mind and I’m like it’s not like maybe in a literal po Dexter sense it’s caffeine but the people were like it’s crazy how

Much the culture promotes caffeine and people are like don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee I’m like bro there’s no demonstrable or a a negligible infant pessimal amount of harm caused by caffeine in society there’s almost nothing man what what’s what’s the harm I almost feel well it might affect

Your sleep quality but I’m the father of a toddler so that’s not relevant to me anyway skill difference yellowing teeth you’re not going to live forever get over [Laughter] it the other one by the way and if you if you were mad at this if you are mad

At me for being mad at the people saying caffeine as if they’re Geniuses um the other one that came up a lot was sugar and I’m like brother I don’t think it’s sugar I’m not saying sugar is good for you but I think that the the needle has

Pushed too far in the other direction where people are so anti-sugar that we’re getting some suji giris like people are going ape [ __ ] on fruit people will look at you with like a side eye for eating an apple they’re like an apple um I’m eating a sugar-free protein

Bar built in a laboratory in uh Denver I don’t know why I went for Denver fruit I guess you don’t care about your blood sugar huh fruit you’re really eating the carrot right now you know it’s got a lot of sugar in it I’m eating the [ __ ] keto log it’s

Made exclusively of dehydrated bacon because I care about my health so I’m just say now people are saying it’s alcohol now you’re talking as someone who drinks I feel like it’s alcohol it’s normal alized it’s integrated into like many workplaces they’ll have happy hours and stuff like that or on Fridays they’ll be

Like at lunch we have a couple beers before we go back to work there’s ads for it everywhere you can buy it all over like it’s fully integrated into society it ain’t it ain’t caffeine maybe it’s sugar but I feel like it’s it caffeine is one

Of those ones where like not not to be rude okay but if someone’s like oh you’re going to you know you think that there’s a and I don’t by the way but you think there’s a problem that so many people smoke weed yet you drink coffee

For me that’s like a Shand that is like this person we’re not going to find some common ground I don’t know how many situations they’ve been in where I’ve been in I should say where I’m like driving behind someone and they’re going 30 kmet an hour under the speed limit

And I’m like whoa that dude must have smoked some coffee this morning that dude’s driving like he said two cups of coffee like anyway awfully hot coffee pot one guy said he ruined his life from a caffeine addiction listen I’m sure it happens but like compare that to like what percent

Of weed addicts ruin their life like 5% what percent of alcohol addicts ruin their life it’s like 80% I mean I say this is someone who enjoys a nice double IPA from time to time but like let’s not put caffeine and weed and sugar sure but I’m

Like I don’t even think it’s sugar man I think it’s just sugar is like the sujii it’s it’s eating bro and the reason we’re all eating too much is cu it’s like the cheapest form of entertainment on the planet like you could pay 15 bucks to go

See a movie at the movie theater for like two hours or you could buy like five family-sized bags of laay potato chips and you’ll be entertained although maybe feeling a little sick for for like four [Laughter] days I do like a chocolate covered coffee bean I don’t I don’t buy them but

If someone has them I’d say Napo and give me some of your tots yeah cuz you’re addicted to caffeine listen [ __ ] I I firmly believe that we’re misrepresenting coffee as a vice okay okay I don’t think coffee is a vice I for my personal definition of Vice it

Doesn’t fit the limit because it doesn’t do enough harm if you’re drinking 15 cups of espresso a day sure but otherwise I don’t see it how many cups are you drinking a day I’m drinking one cup a day and then like once a month I’m

Like oh I’m a little like faded at 2:00 p.m. I’m going to get another cup and then I drink like two sips and I’m like I’m nauseous if if anything I feel like the more caffeine you drink it’s like self-limiting like you start to feel sick the the more you consume and that’s

The problem with alcohol is that it like deadens your senses so like before you have one beer you’re like a beer I could take it or leave it but after you have one beer you’re like holy [ __ ] I would love another beer right [Laughter] now the last thing I want to have after

A cup of coffee is another cup of coffee I’m like at the dose did its job okay now this [ __ ] you can’t sneak this one by me this is like um M Pac-Man is Pac-Man and you’re going to say that I’m a misogynist I guessed Miss Pac-Man

Before Pac-Man if anything it makes me a misandrist it’s a horrifying cover like this is never I guess it’s just art but like he’s I never really saw it like the ghosts are like unhappy to get eaten by Pac-Man like he really looks like he’s the monster but the ghosts are the ones

That started chasing Pac-Man in the first place if the ghosts weren’t chasing Pac-Man I wouldn’t have eaten the power pellet and then consumed Inky stinky Blinky and Dinky you’re eating all their fruit they left it out man they were in prison Pittsburgh Penguins 2000 to 2009 F bro doesn’t even have a picture

[Laughter] man um Sorry okay Carolina Hurricanes and the Pittsburgh Penguins who is Jack Johnson turns out there’s a few of them Jack Johnson [Laughter] no what Jordan Stall there we go it’s crazy I don’t mean this to be derogatory it’s insane how much Jordan Stall looks like a dude who if he was born in the 19th century would be a farmer who could crush your skull with his bare hands am I the only

One who sees that to me he very much has it’s like the phenotype of uh like a 7 foot one Amish guy who would just like you know he’s like well they’re sick what do you want me to do and crushes my head with like a big rock or something like that

That’s he does look like Stonewall Jackson is Aaron eard I could see that I beat the average on food guesser hang on food guesser food guesser food guesser is it food guess.com it’s made by a fan Oh So when you say it’s made for me like you mean in like a literal sense

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel huh when my streamer won’t dedicate himself to boring ass [ __ ] 60 hour a week streams of Tekken 8 well I tell them no you have to do quarter Circle forward High punch instead of quarter Circle forward mid punch no shut the [ __ ]

Up really scraping the bottom of the barrel it’s [ __ ] 10:47 on a Thursday in February I’m at work you [ __ ] shut up what are you doing right now I got called out Yay see you in the unban request brother I want to say cabbage makes me think that it’s from Europe I would

Think Asia but they have less of a like bread baking tradition there but it also something about it looks sort of South American to me I’m gonna say that this is from a central or northern European country I’m just going to throw out Lithuania so no one has ever been more

Wrong than me this is It’s 6300 kilomet away to the east which is literally [Laughter] like China it’s China it might even be further than than China which is tough cuz it borders the Pacific Ocean but let’s let’s throw in a quick China guess here yes stinky

Tofu turns out that it’s not bread it’s tofu beef bero with french fries from a country known as France am I insane I’m looking at all the other context clues maybe this this has a certain Belgian to it Belgium stle carbon flant Flemish to also known as carbonat

Flamand or stule is a traditional Belgian dish that has its roots in the societal context of the Flemish region and you were all laughing at me someone in chat said America this is impossible because it is uh well I was going to say it’s a Tomahawk Steak but I don’t think it

Is am I insane to think that this is more like a a lamb lollipop or is that a like a Tomahawk Steak I don’t know man I want to say I want to say that it’s America it’s just salted meat like I I I think I’m not trying to offend other

Countries by saying that this is the United States it just to me it’s salt it’s salted meat bro 7,000 kilometers southeast of the United States of America it’s Morocco s it’s It’s Brazil sorry it’s Brazil okay there we got there 4,000 points this is Chasco a style of barbecue originating in South America

Chat can we be realistic on this one is there any chance from looking at the image I could have known that this was Brazilian the foil the tin foil okay I mean I guess don’t say it Chad this to me looks like Blanc mange from France IS300 km east of France looks

Like some [ __ ] you’d buy in Bratislava okay looks like some [ __ ] you’d buy in Bulgaria it looks like probably some [ __ ] you’d buy in Albania wrong this is kmac a traditional Turkish dairy product Oh you can get like more than one right answer like that dude that’s new tech this is um possibly

The most German meal I’ve ever seen in my life I’m going to guess that that is cold pork with a cream sauce on top of it they literally gave you like an eighth of a cab by the way this [ __ ] looks like it’s speaking to my soul this

To me I know you’re going to be like oh give me that locro give me that yummy uh that yummy stew sure I wouldn’t say no I wouldn’t say no to the Yaki Tori either but this [ __ ] nourishes me on a genetic nucleotide base

Level are you okay I love it bro give me like especially like for breakfast give me a thick slice of cold ham a little salted cabbage and some boiled potatoes I’m all about it man it’s from the UK United United United Kingdom is from the United Kingdom what West it’s from Ireland

Ireland bacon and cabbage I would go crazy for this man that don’t misrepresent yourselves Chad that looks good like this is not like when we make fun of food in England and it’s like you know French fries with like a Chinese food sauce on top of it that’s

Like come on that’s not nutrition bro this is nutrition this shit’s got some vegetable nutrients this has got some potato nutrients this has got some meat nutrients what more could the body need I would love a boiled dinner bro no maybe not every day that’s these are

Spiders am I crazy those are spiders bro um I need to spend points on the the name cuz I have absolutely no idea where this could be from ran spider I thought it would be like in the local in the local parlaments maybe north of Singapore I have no idea where at

Malaysia it’s not really 1300 kilometers north of Singapore Indonesia no my geography China no no no Thailand no Vietnam no Cambodia I will not be eating the fried spider you know what one of the most annoying things on Twitch is by the way I listen I’m putting my own biases on

This people will look at something disgusting and they’ll say yum I would try that if I was in Cambodia I’m like bro you live in New York City and you eat literally Domino’s pepperoni pizza with mayonnaise on for every meal your ass is not going to Cambodia and saying

Give me the fried spider please like you already have access to a culinary Bounty the likes of which you’re not appreciative of to begin with you’re like yeah you know I would totally eat that yeah you know if I was in Japan I would love to try Nat really cuz you eat

Ham and cheese sandwiches with the crust cut off in Los Angeles you’re really going to go you’re going to fly across the Pacific Ocean and be like give me the fermented soybeans is ridiculous don’t don’t pretend okay you’re laring like what the [ __ ] is this this is fruit cake from the United

Kingdom you okay spot spotted dick my mistake a traditional British dessert it’s got to suck being from the United Kingdom in this stream because we make fun of it with like a little bit of the tongue-in cheek but then like the least appetizing dessert I’ve ever seen

Pops up and I’m like it’s got to be the United Kingdom and then it’s the United Kingdom and only the United Kingdom like I get that you have good food in the United Kingdom but a lot of a lot of data points point in the opposite direction dick is slang for pudding is

That what when I went to London everyone was pointing and laughing and going uh tapioca dick tapioca a dick I thought they were making I thought they were being they were sexually harassing me I realized they just thought maybe I could use a dessert this is a taco salad

No this is a salad on top of rice what is this this is Taco Tuesday at your aunt’s house in Minnesota avocados tomatoes lettuce shredded cheddar cheese sour cream and rice it’s the most insulting burrito bowl I’ve ever seen I know it I it looks like it has like Mexican tradition but I

Can’t not say that this is from the United States it looks so American 10,000 kilometers Northwest of the United States we’re on the moon buddy where is that Russ this could be the country is so wide bro it could be anywhere 3,800 kilometers southeast of Russia that

Could be anywhere from like Georgia to Japan I don’t believe that this is like a Japanese Mexican taco salad I can’t I I got it it’s there’s white rice in there taco rice originated in okanawa Japan during the postor War II era when American military bases were established there I

Knew it I knew that this had the stink of the United States all over it bro I’m just going to say it like except for the cheese this is the worst elements of any Taco just served on top of white rice you’re missing the tortilla or the taco

Shell you’re missing the seasoned meat like maybe sometimes it has ground beef in it you would not catch me eating a vegetarian taco rice bowl you’ve at least got to you got to put some nopales or something in there this is [ __ ] um it’s a Fritter of some sort kind of

Looks like a goub jamond but the the green is indicating to me that this might instead be like a Savory Fritter can I reveal the name please padel that to me sounds like this would be from the nation of Finland and this is a ball of fried finish cheese it is

9,000 kilm away from Finland to the east which I believe puts us in [Laughter] Canada I’m going to say that it’s Southeast and this is in Asia somewhere Malaysia wow okay potato batter Chili Pepper corn carrot and seasoning no sweat so I don’t I’m starting to realize

Hey thank you librarian for the gifted Subs Indonesia mentioned I’m starting to realize they don’t have the the half directions in this they only have the the main cardinal directions right so we got to make some inferences sometimes I think it how could it not taste good all excuse me all fritters taste

Good kro Timbits onion baji pakora they’re all good they all taste good maybe not fried spider I don’t know the jury’s still out on that one it’s a cheeseburger from uh the United States of America chills I know I’ve said this many times before you can rag on UK food in here

You can rag on American food elsewhere we will not tolerate it here why people conflat the cuisine of America which is vibrant and varied and delicious with the eating habits of Americans which and I’m I’m you know it’s the pot calling the kettle black cuz Canada’s got exactly the same

Culture but is a different story you know the the food that you can get in the United States is it’s beautiful and you can get difference you can get amazing TexMex in Texas you can get amazing Mexican food in sushi in in California you know you can you can get

Almost you can get incredible Chinese food in San Francisco in New York you can get Amazing Pizza amazing pasta you can get almost all of this like everywhere you can go to Miami and get awesome Cuban food just because we’re all up here and down here slamming Oreos into our face

That’s not an indictment of the cuisine of our nation okay there’s other forces at work you just describe the UK yeah but nobody in the United States is getting French fries with General so sauce on top of it okay don’t don’t try to I will divide us

Okay he will divide us this is a chocolate chip cookie from the United States of America Globe sells coping right now no chocolate was invented in America and the tradition of sweet biscuits dates back to the Victorian era of England sorry they invented it I’m not from

There either but I’m not going to be dishonest about it look at this [ __ ] it was invented in 1938 by Ruth Graves Wakefield who owned the Toll House Inn in Whitman Massachusetts you know what remember what I said about how like this era is cooked you could become famous

Just for inventing a sandwich in like 1907 that’s what I’m saying literally she said you know what would go nice with this cookie chocolate now it’s a hundred years later almost she’s got a she’s the matriarch of a cookie Empire bro this is doll from the the nation of India oh

No everyone’s saying UK UK UK UK just no I don’t I don’t think so okay I don’t think it is I think these are beans with cream and microplaned citrus on top guy who’s trying way not way too hard not to offend anybody this looks delicious to

Me you know what it looks gross to me man is like a hamburger and some french fries like this this is what we should be eating you know what we shouldn’t be eating um um um diet sodas and and Taco Bell man this is I got to let it fly oh you’re

Lucky a traditional Danish dish that dates back several centuries oh a boiled goo several centuries I never would have thought a way to utilize stale bread by soaking it in beer and water then cooking it into a porridge today while less commonly consumed I can imagine what I’m sorry this [ __ ] is boiled

Bread with butter on top of it holy man I’m sorry to Denmark they we got to get some better Danish guesses man because like that cannot be the legacy of of Danish Cuisine it’s pretty good I I don’t disbelieve it if you grew up with it this is schnit from the

Nation of Germany or Austria who no come on man you got those tacos are emblematic of Mexico and the United States but schnitzel they’re like no that’s Austrian bro come on it has weener in the name me when I eat a hot dog at a baseball game M yum I

Love Austrian Cuisine man [ __ ] you so I’ve been taking some heat for um saying that I love to eat boiled Foods this I will say is too far for me this is just a plate of peeled vegetabl that have been cooked this is too much I think this is from Ireland wow

What the United States New England boiled dinner also it’s literally called boiled dinner that’s my mom gave me this once oh man it emerged as a traditional working class meal due to the abundance of ingredients like corned beef cabbage and rude vegetables now listen I get

That but you can’t just play that card and be like this is the result of the conditions of the time it literally says like abundance of ingredients you couldn’t have put a little extra effort into it just grab all this [ __ ] that’s around and boil it like could you just

Do something man do something with it like you had a sauce or something at least the the boiled ham had like that that cream sauce with some parsley it looked kind of good I don’t these are um this looks like so much like my hand it’s freaking me the [ __ ] out dude these

Are little miniature hamburgers but there’s no buns mama how come the hamburger got no buns it’s the United States bro it’s the United Kingdom it’s is Denmark fradel that I take issue with this a traditional German meatball those are not meatballs those are clearly discs that’s the only issue I have with

It but they are kind of they’re they’re pucks bro if I ordered a meatball sandwich and they give me a hamburger I would eat it cuz I don’t want to confront the weight staff but I would be like this isn’t what I ordered they’re just balls flattened they’re not balls they’re

Discs this doesn’t make sense potato sandwich listen no offense I got go really oh okay United Kingdom really Denmark again AEL flask a tradition can I have some Modern Danish dishes cuz these traditional dishes are not doing the country Justice bro this is a potato sandwich cured that’s not even potatoes it’s it’s

Apples all right a combination of sweet and savory reflects a traditional Danish preference for contrasting tastes in their Cuisine listen I don’t know what I’m talking about but this always reminds me of when I lived in Korea and whenever you asked anybody what they like about Korea they would say I love

That it has four seasons like the winter is cold the summer is hot the spring is rainy and the fall is beautiful and I’m like yeah they all they all got four seasons like except for like a few places on Earth they all got four seasons bro it came for free with the

[ __ ] earth like where I lived had four seasons yeah I’ve never heard anybody that grew up in Ontario be like I love that is minus [ __ ] 38 in the wintertime and plus 38 in the summertime it really it’s gives something you can set your watch to to feel the passage of

Time Louisiana has two seasons yeah Marty gr and the rest of the year we know come on give me some new ones give me some new ones I can make fun of this is Shabu Shabu from the nation of China from the nation of Japan Shabu shaboo everybody got hot pot

In like every Asian country bro this is what I’m talking to the teacher after class I’m saying listen I know it’s Shabu Shabu but come on tell me what’s the difference between Shabu Shabu and and Hot Pot Shabu Shabu originated in Japan during the 20th century yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah don’t

Be shy where did it come from first where did it come from first it’s it’s a it’s a bag I don’t know what to say it’s a it’s a bag I don’t know if I let’s let’s check out the ingredients flour okay it’s bread flour baking powder baking powder salt water fat

Okay um name banic oh well well well we’re so back Canadian indigenous Cuisine macaroni and cheese from Georgia in the United States mac and cheese originated in the 14th century in Italy I’m GNA have to take they were not eating the Maki Elli was not chowing down on this [ __ ] in the

14th century okay this is a kind of thing you can only get it at a place where like they sell margarita as that have a little special tool that you put like a bottle of beer into so as you drink the margarita the beer fills up the margarita with more

Beer I’m just going to say it this to me this looks disgusting but that’s okay loved by people of all ages wrong hated by me age 35 this is kale and mashed potatoes from the nation of Denmark from the nation of France from the nation of Ireland potatoes K Canan this dish consists of mashed potatoes kale and scallions or leaks I would eat that 100% that wasn’t me doing the accent that’s just how it’s pronounced my ass is not saying can I have some coal Cannon it’s traditionally consumed

During Halloween where charms were hidden within it many people lost their lives I’m assuming choking on solid objects that were indiscriminately placed into their food for no reason lucky charm sorry from France I got one more in me and also Austria oh sorry I forgot dlua croissants are a traditional venir my

Mistake am I crazier does chi sound like even better today no shot man your mic sounds so good right now does it actually the up the compressor didn’t you yeah I did I knew it it sounds so good does it really I feel like you sound noticeably like

You didn’t sound bad before but I feel like you sounds it sounds like you’re talking next to me no it sounds like he’s he’s a a NASCAR driver let me have a mouth wait I’m to open your stream to see if I’m Li if you’re lying I’m turning my

Discord up right now so you could talk and be even more hello hello hello oh there is a little bit of a of a background noise though I don’t know what it is man is there yeah yeah wait if I unplug my mic and plug it back in it might fix

It it could also just be like your room my room ped man do you have electrical interference like is your audio cable near electrical ineter I do have like a on my disc I think it’s all the gain you put on that mic because

It’s a well I took it all off oh for real yeah I think what happened is Windows reset my my sound if you have your audio cable is like touching uh power brick or something like that you can hear uh low Buzzy hums in it uh sometimes can I can

I tell you what I did I bought a I bought like a a headphone amplifier like a while back yeah yeah and the second I plugged it in it was just like and then like I made a noise album I looked it up and they’re like yeah it

Can have to do with the grounding so I just [ __ ] ripped the grounding plug off of it and now it’s [ __ ] oh holy dude he might die someday is that what it saves you from exploding just no like shorting out dude that’s what I love when all of our plugs

Have the grounds and then you go to Japan and none of the outlets have the grounds so you can buy the converter where you plug the ground in and then it just spits out like a wire with a plastic cap that goes nowhere it feels really

Safe you would lose your mind looking at a New Zealand Outlet really what do your outlets look like are they like the the it’s got a it’s got a switch on it is it like the Australia one a switch on it they have switches the switch three pongs and a switch what’s

What does the switch do it turns it on and off yeah so like you can have something plugged in but there’s no power going to it interesting okay oh that’s cool they’re really big oh and they’re like they look like sad faces yes some of our plugs are like that you

Ever have like the plug that has like a red button and a black button that’s the ground fall I don’t even know what they do man I would just as a kid I would just be pushing those non you you just you just press the button and then yeah that’s in the bathroom

Yeah like for the hair dryer sometimes people yeah it’s it’ll for like moisture really yeah cuz if if it if the the moisture makes a connection it can like short out right and then I think in old and you’ll die old outling Outlets it can like yeah it can like cause a

Fire you guys got that thing that slot in your bathroom where you put your old razor blades through it what yeah sometimes when I get sad I I go behind the wall and I just Farm them and sell them what the hell I’ve never heard of

This do you have that like old an old Motel like so a lot of American houses built in like the the 40s 50s and 60s have a lot in the bathroom that you can drop your razor blade into and it just goes into the wall uh out of sight out

Of mind that’s so fun there’s lots of like Reddit posts of people that were like hey we were renovating our bathroom and we opened the wall and there were like 10,000 Rusty razor dud you know what I would uh I would get the DNA and I’d bring them back man just just to

Kill them again man I guess he wouldn’t want to throw like a pipe bomb back there it’s so funny oh yeah like a wreck and ball could really ruin a [ __ ] couple hundred lives man if you hit it at the wrong angle Ryan doesn’t CH sound good

Today like like are you [ __ ] with me man no you sound you sound fine man better you quite sure of that you sound the the same to me oh fun a game until the bug come back oh fun and game until the bug come back everyone says

This oh my God I thought that was jackbox bro I don’t know why you put me in control but you were the first one in the lobby it’s a fun Transportation time to a [Laughter] bus Ferris wheel plane it scoots the person unicycle scooter hand gler seg this

Crazy is not a segue skateboard hcra it’s the same Vibe as scooter talk about covert oh what are the things what are the things the CT covert is really good yeah almost had a pair of these once I missed this I I I was so jealous

Of all the kids that got to have these I was too old no man you can get something now should be based on how much your dog respects you I feel like they’re not very efficient round they just look fun I think they’re like bad shoes and bad

Roller skates right oh they they are but they still look fun I want to say there were someone at twitch I saw cruising around on Hees and I respect it makes perfect sense that is the most likely place to have someone on uh Hees I think what are they called wheelies Hees Hees

I wasn’t allowed them cuz uh they I was going to hurt myself probably time is that was my childhood like you can’t have that it will hurt you and I was like yeah but like you can’t eat wheat or it’ll hurt you so I think that they were kind of on to

Something I got your ass dude did you hear Cory hang on I got to pick two things up first I the category I know nothing about I wasn’t my dad said I couldn’t eat bread come on bro can’t let me have a little piece of [Laughter] Bread do you know what I did anyway like a bamp ate the bread hell yeah yo Lynch thank you for the prime time I appreciate it thank he’s not muted he’s not muted I’m not muted why is it muting why isn’t my muty working that’s so embarrassing it’s like [ __ ] it’s kind of

Like when you accidentally see your friends like at work or some [ __ ] you’re like I’m not to see you like this bro why wasn’t it no like walking on someone in the bathroom yeah well that that’s where my friends work so it’s the same thing to me you ever get

Walked in at the bathroom in the bathroom dude that sucks I I don’t think I have when I was really young I was staying at my best friend’s house one time and I walked in on his dad pissing at like 6:00 a.m. it was horrible you never feel more more

Vulnerable than when you’re like sitting down on the toilet and somebody walks in you’re like I was at uh I was at Mo with my band at the time and our drummer went to go use the bathroom and came back immediately like like sweating from

Laughing so hard and he was like I think we have to go man and I’m like why he was like there was someone in there wiping and I could see into there I was like oh no man wait how were they wiping they were standing and bending facing away from the door like

Spreading their ass it was thee the toilet was facing the door and they apparently leaned over and had a hand on the tank that’s so that’s so [ __ ] funny though they must have been drunk as [ __ ] no were very old I’m told oh okay oh that’s not funny man that’s

[ __ ] up is this like the movie where Leo finds out he was the guy the whole time Titanic your friend the guy the whole time join the party yep I that happened to me once at a a restaurant here in Vancouver like I opened the door

Of the bathroom to go pee and there was a woman sitting down on the toilet in the bathroom and I just closed the door but like I was pissed off cuz I was like you got to lock that [ __ ] lady so that doesn’t happen like I’m yeah I I

Committed no sin I just want had to go pee maybe she wanted it to happen well that’s what that’s my conspiracy theory I’m like you got if you don’t want to be walked in on you got to lock the door wait what you carry this object around

What the [ __ ] oh I see oh man no man I’m not carrying of [ __ ] picture around when I go to bars dude not anywhere in like a locket or some [ __ ] but what if no no no it’s a photo like in the movie momento and at the bottom is written didn’t kill

Himself I think the the craziest part about this is you have to get them to hold it and then you have to take a picture of them holding it to see if they have a crush on you it’s not even just like no yeah there’s no there’s no

World that I would do that we just have Google man and now yeah you can Google who is a crush on me yeah yeah exactly you have died and G you died and have gone to Hell Devil Makes You deal you can go to heaven but katop

Has to take your place everyone in heav will know okay who cares yeah [ __ ] you carop I would probably hot swap going toell my mom to hell to get me into heaven and I love my mom but that’s like eternity bro yeah people in heaven know

You swapped they’d be like yeah but I’d be in heaven the whole time you’re there they would be like spanking you yeah the whole time I was in hell they would be like ripping my skin off of my body like for eternity yeah and now that’s going

To happen to your Mumsy dude I know but at least it’s not me the whole earth he killed everybody you think he’s going easy on you you got another thing you can’t die in hell right you’re already dead what the [ __ ] is the point of it then it cuz it just sucks bro

I I hated my PR CU it’s like I could have put any person’s name there your you all would have gone to heaven you got her a new could have put your mom no I couldn’t have cuz Ryan was going to put his mom in

Hell she would be like one of my last choices for a person to send to hell that’s generous but it’s her or me bro here’s one I like to call I was waiting for like a Yelp of pain your mom is staying at your place last night she sleepwalked into your room

Looked you straight in the eye and said this what like yes it’s the it’s the first thing I talk about it there’s no chance I wouldn’t bring that up why why wouldn’t you bring this up you made pancakes for breakfast it’s bring it up as you server [Laughter]

Waffles so everyone’s picking a no right I just don’t get why it would be controversial at all yeah exactly because I thought it was funny cuz it was asking can we have something for breakfast and they bring it up at breakfast I thought it was just a funny

Little gag I don’t think there’s anything I can’t think of much that my mom would say to me in that situation that I wouldn’t bring up even if it was like horrible like why the [ __ ] you say that [ __ ] to me I got given a

One store Etc but every time you use it it will automatically transport this person to this place you’re insane if you say no I’m sorry no I can’t [ __ ] do it man cuz every time I skip a line I’m going to get teleported to a Feld that’s true you’re the only yeah

You don’t get to use this 711 if there’s two people in this so horrifying though it would be like 3:00 a.m. New Zealand time and you would just be in the middle of the a field in the woods like a group chat there’s a group chat every time it happens I just tell

Like guys do dot dot dot every time you go live I just go find a [ __ ] line somewhere buy a soybean field and build your house like right next to it yeah you have been banned from New York City you oh J so sorry to set foot

In there again you must do this do you do it okay what [ __ ] yes man is this like the auto prompt did they what it’s probably not that good F damn I guess I’ll just never go to the best city ever come in really want to go to New York

But got donkey sace it’s probably too expensive too just get fries dude get like a water no you got to read the terms you have to get an appetizer and an entree doesn’t he have the bucket of nachos I want that but it’s in Time Squares and you

Can’t go to New York so you can’t go anyway uhhuh I’ll just uh Noy really really got us on that one my ass really put out two unanimous prompts a in you’re actually like a bad person I was s like I I can’t imagine having that much attachment to a mug oh

Yeah but it’s it’s seasoned like a pan come on guys a a coffee mug is born of fire it might be fine after the fire anyway dude like my bad why still would take the crazy Hamburg than yeah me too boy Justin I feel like I know more about flamingos than I do

Penguins what up nothing is this like an inside joke he must have written the same thing you just Pro such a thing as a stupid question wow that’s true someone’s yay I knew chip would have my back I like penguin pigeons I get it Cory that’s why you’re

Giggling that is really funny I had to think about it for a second like thing bro I also uh at twitchcon was walking with a group of people we saw a huge flock of pigeons I turned to co-star and I’d say that’s a ton of penguins and

Just kept walking he like sto like I I I stun locked him he couldn’t even walk wow wow I just don’t care about what’s up with flamingos I don’t really either but what am I going to get from you man that’s a little freaked up be like maybe he’ll say like

Yeah sure wait the audience did so good they beat us us I came I came lost no way dude we’re so ass yeah we’re [ __ ] man that sucks so bad most likes they don’t even get to type they only get to choose from the the prefab answers they don’t even get to

Type oh my God that’s horrible man when I was 20 I went to Vegas for a Comedy Festival and I stayed at the Flamingo could you believe it they had flamingos no way they also had penguins which was very for like Vegas and I remember being like that’s mean

But then they had signs up that were like no these are penguins that are they like this penguins that I did a lot of sitting on my laptop in the little in this little Courtyard area just staring at flamingos and Penguins don’t worry these are penguins that love inhaling secondhand smoke 24

Hours a day okay I mean they got a they got monkeys that smoke cigarettes at the zoo not any Zoo where the [ __ ] Zoo are you going to everyone’s here you hear out the zo huh I just back from from their respective pisses maybe it was old in the Oakland

Zoo you could you could throw cig you could buy bags of cigarettes and throw it like peanuts really no you couldn’t okay you couldn’t do that but people did throw them cigarettes and I think they would Puff on themed [ __ ] up but it’s also cool they

Threw him lit cigarettes I guess so my mom told me about it dude guys I hate to come clean I think my mom once told me she threw a cigarette at the monkey at the zoo and what the [ __ ] dude I don’t know man I wasn’t alive they to tell her no don’t

Do did she wake you up at 3:00 a.m. and tell you I once threw a lit cigarette at a monkey at a zoo and bought breakfast I said Mom why’d you do that I think it’s okay I think it’s funny when like an animal smokes cigarettes yeah all right [ __ ] I guess

That’s kind of [ __ ] up oh sorry every animal should be on keto and [ __ ] have a therapist my mistake they’re not allowed to have a little fun they live in the [ __ ] woods and eat [ __ ] and they’re not allowed to smoke like come on I don’t like this this uh rightwing build okay

Guys The Avengers call me Captain The Avengers call me Captain [ __ ] they ain’t even the fart so they’re jealous of my [ __ ] my rhyming game is by far the sweetest Mama m a slice of pie yummy yummy mest all right all right oh m is good thank

You I hear the beat I come out floating I like baked beans but not the bloating did you know I’m fluent in cinjun quite a ho it’s quite a hoot as you can imagine that that was really bad oh [Laughter] No n I win this I like everyone just votes everyone votes Jean because it’s Jean rude I guarantee it oh come on man hit sometimes man you AI stealing jobs did you see your own rhymes like did you know that je is literally the first AI stealing a

Streamer’s job because that could be one of us you paid him $5 an hour uhhuh yeah don’t ask him about I’m a cosmic Force so call me the big moon how high can you bend your legs I like to be the big spoon I make new rules like a modern Lincoln better close

Those eyes when I shoot catching you blinking now we got move on you got to get that want I wake up I wake up and eat rhymes like pancakes I open mouth kiss your mom does that hurt you you little snowflake when I say hey all the people shout

Exelor I look so flying I’m richer than Jordan Belford you said open mouth kiss he did say open mou that is that is serious that is kind of nuts what the hell I’m stunned oh man yeah see what happened je in first place hello my now Jean wins the game by the way sorry no chance oh no he’s

Against me again dude I don’t know what to tell you he’s against me again just don’t rhyme [ __ ] with [ __ ] yeah and like sweetest with check out my flow it’s stronger than Captain Marvel look at you can’t even lift a weightless barble the hell how about this you can

Be my Walmart greeter get with of this as I walk by and crop dust with a heater oh [ __ ] jez cooking it dude bar why’ you say barbell cuz it’s Marvel barbell rapping isn’t for you so maybe learn gardening oh you already did I’m fening I’m here entertaining you’re out

Here gardening this guy really likes gardening that is raindrop versus Mike glam flow 100% oh God I almost I put gardening for my first one I’m like what the [ __ ] do you rhyme with gardening and then the next prompt was give something that ends an in

Like I’m sure you got some votes wow what the hell you got a couple got a few a rematch the match the century I’ll beat you all day and twice on Easter vegetarian but I can still beat your beef you you’re not on my level you’re way too amazing so beautiful and smart

Kidding I’m just glazing all right all right why does it make a [ __ ] sound when I W like I like don’t wake me up unless you want to get paintballed when I turn off my phone I worry my mom called you got to come strong I’m a battle in maret my goal is

To pet one but I haven’t yet okay that was bad that was really bad right guys that sucked what was what was shi’s second line again beef no sorry second uh second phrase glazing um you’re not on my level you’re way too amazing beautiful and SM just kidding I’m glazing does that mean

You’re like coming a lot blazing him bro so you’re gassing someone up you’re compliment but like but like he’s like a meatloaf and pulling them out see you’re like coming all over someone is what you’re saying you’re glazing them all dude this is we need rematch I voted for

You that time I thought I thought you made more of an effort that time kick chat kick chat I agree kick chat oh no I don’t know there’s no hope for you you’re such a Peppa Pig turn you into bacon while I slice your ass that’s

Big I’d call you trash but garbage ain’t that [ __ ] so I’ll call you a butthole it feels fitting why you think what that’s fire I only really wrote the top two lines you look like you came from a botch labotomy I’m the king at the top you’re wishing you could power bottom me

It’s hard not to choke when your Rhymes are my co all right what the hell to just m me I’m trying to draw like a diagram in my head your Rhymes are my [ __ ] time right now you Justin making you suck your own [ __ ] is that what’s happening wow wow oh no mouth clear did think that [ __ ] twice bottom bottom power bottomy was really good with labotomy number one one with [ __ ] twice hey let’s go Ryan get his assly

I’m disgusted by the sight of your pierced eyebrow isn’t that look dated I mean why now I will have my cake and eat it with your father if he hates vanilla if he hates vanilla I won’t bother oh so when I get jean he’s like the Undisputed goat and he’s like R nursery

Rhymes Jean sucked kind of blew it Str like strutting like you’re on the cover of time while while I be nutting cuz your mom is a dime you attack me you get messed from my come on your back when I exit your bum to that I’m getting the record scratches now

You did get the record scratch for some reason Jean did not clear chat you’re crazy this is people are voting based on their personal biases which is not what you’re supposed to do yes wow an advantage that’s insane that is not fair holy oh thank God I thought Jean was still going to

Win now look try not to tell nothing on your way out of here you got to go don’t worry about jean look you clear Jean I’m smoking the Bing pipe dude what what’s it called bing bing pipeing I got my Bing pip oh no I hope you’re my

Good wait what I forgot about that part I forgot about that part is that real chat I wanted to be known I haven’t had a button yet okay which PC keyboard command produces a symbol that looks like my cat’s shift Shi look at the keyboard bro I get the wrong one

Ohan this the biggest gim of all time I hit shift three cuz I thought it was shift two I thought it was the at symbol but it’s the it’s the asteris you ever seen a cat what’s your cat been doing get your cat to the vet right now Manis poop

Num wased man be we don’t know what the commentator cat butthole looks like hash they be they’d be pooping like Square tubes like waffles yeah waffles hurry up man uhhuh no go it wouldn’t be a Instagram dog [Laughter] twice that has okay it wouldn’t be times

Do ain’t no dog been name that yeah it’s no dogac that’s a dog no I don’t that’s oh my God bro that’s a dog that’s a Nobel Prize oh my God I’m so ass dude poly sounds like a weed Str it does sound like weed that’s a dog that’s a dog that’s a

Nobel winner dude okay no sh man holy [ __ ] I just voted Noble each time me too yeah I don’t think I voted for dog a single time I don’t know which one of these two it is am I crazy to think that like Antarctica is not that cold so who got

It the Russian research station in Antarctica temperature ofus that’s Antarctica oh it turns out Antarctica is pretty cold yeah I didn’t know that was Antarctica I just feel like rest there are colder places on Earth than Antarctica in round two oh I had it backwards what you think of the Arctic

Not really I don’t know what I was thinking of honestly what do you mean backwards I thought maybe like Siberia would be colder cuz it’s further away from the ocean or something that one I have no idea ditto it’s definitely the Cold War when um Eisenhower and gorbage Elizabeth got

Married The War of the Roses if Bill Clinton and Boris yelson [ __ ] who would Beed circum sorry who and yelton Bill Clinton oh Clinton’s on top Clinton on top yeah yeah he sits in the chair you think he’s throwing it back cowgirl or reverse cowgirls kylo

Ren I love that for him hands on his knees still be without breaking it mhm little pole mine little little pole mine goes hard yeah yeah like a little pole mine little pole mine little pole mine with some zeppel doome Sauce dude my sinuses are going crazy you okay a lot of debuff I’m just like dripping today uh your sinuses are in your nose not your butthole my butthole is dripping yeah might be what the hell a Carolina Reaper dipped in Corey’s anal oil I didn’t think you were going to say anal

Oil oh my God 55% of [Laughter] skin SK I’m eventually going have to a lot of money to do that how many do we have to how many do we have to choose here five oh no I don’t want to go any deeper I oh four I only picked organ and now

I’m stun locked is it random nonfatal organ oh we go 2 three 4 is it us oh I yeah yeah I mean I feel like random non-fatal organ like your freaking gallbladder you think that’s number one though yeah I chose whole butt I’m going to go with whole butt this sh would

Dead I think it’s insane but it counts you would be you would be dead why would you die why you that’s like you would lose so much blood I don’t well you’re not you’re not thinking about that part oh jigsaw is going to stitch you up afterwards he’s he’s cing live any of

These yeah yeah yeah no major arteries in your butt there’s no way you’re living after you lose 55% of your skin or your neck the random nonfatal organ definitely is number one not even close I’m telling you right now my top four are the four on the right you’re insane bro it’s they’re

Saying like I this is under the impression that you’re living it’s both feet man you just get like some Prosthetics I’m confident with the Nick on the right you confident with the neck yeah I picked that one cuz like I already I’m the grownup is steering the vehicle

Okay that I’ve got to take us back to sanity we’re talking about getting his he’s chopping your head off he’s taking all your skin off you guys are yeah but he’s putting me back together again he’s so nice yeah I live so it’s fine that how the neck somehow just cuz

It says somehow I’m just imagining myself s’s neck and I’m like you know I’d look like uh what’s that guy from uh the the the T [ __ ] big Ed right okay let me get this straight your ass would rather lose your whole body than any part of your

Body what is that what is if you get your head cut off you lose your whole [ __ ] body it doesn’t say your head it says it would take out your neck it’s just the head back on oh so now he’s you guys have you sh what are you talking

About you guys are tongue it’s tongue it’s tongue or hands where stream is bro yeah that’s what I was thinking I was like I I would never pick tongue tongue’s like my I’m in a s situation I’m never going back to work okay like that’s just it for me I think it’s skin

Insanity for a number of re my skin than my tongue my eyes just putli the coin in my head someone both you answer and whoever gets a ride gets to pick skin heads yeah I would like if jigsaw could remove the skin heads as well Justin got it right so I’m picking

Skin it was heads I’m sorry Ryan oh my God I would pick this one by the way this was e one of the worst slip of the tongue that one slip dang the tongue what type of coins are you flipping bro I’m gonna go I’m gonna go with tongue

Tongue what’s on the other side of that just just another clip for Ryan’s Channel just another clip Tick Tock oh God imagine aliens land on Earth you run up to with like a mirror and you just like [ __ ] putting it in their face bro like and they’ve never seen themselves before

[ __ ] another 700 years I guess they would know what each other looks like showing them a lighter and like them being amazed at fire these are all insane it’s like a lighter with cool art on it when you light it it’s two people [ __ ] I have great reasons if if you

There are Cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to look I have great reasons for every single one of these and I feel like I with rock rock yeah bro rock is so high up because you it’s like a scientific gift it’s like here’s a sample of our natural world you could

Test it for like its composition I’m send that oh no you know yeah maybe Mir is pretty bad I I can’t be mad at you for that I think that was reasonable guess uh I think hug is pretty low down Cory that’s my number one number two

Dude hug was high man I think I think it might be you be like hey Welcome To Earth I don’t really know you much uh it might be newspaper they could probably disintegrate me with any number of tools I’m not worried about catching space germs they might have landed in like

Arizona it’s Insanity it’s one of the most incredible gifts you could put they let’s study thisum they like this is [ __ ] maybe talk to the team before you pick a thing the aliens don’t have glass there’s rocks everywhere [ __ ] they flew across the universe there’s nothing I could give them that will

Compare to their level of technological Mastery I might as well give make a convenient for I’m going to choose I think oh no I think it’s blanket newspapers got like one or two [ __ ] why it demonstrates we have culture yes they’re going to look at they don’t

Need to be able to read it they could understand there news everywhere would be like oh soku I I like this I can’t believe Sean Evans broke up with a porn star that’s F can’t read it I should have why did it nivate me pick until now

Dude I would have got everything right and tror now yeah it’s got to be mirror now this insane this this is insane W I can’t believe you guys guessed mirror it’s cuz we talked about the mirror so people click the mirror I want a peanut as a gift this is like number two

Man why not bro who the [ __ ] knows who knows who knows teach him how to smoke a ball this demonstrates we have mastered the elements a blanket would be like a quilt or something like hey look atug number four is [ __ ] bananas this how did wait so how did

Chad take hamster at number two and peanut at number seven it’s like animal life and plant life I’m losing it you guys are not welcome to win the aliens come you’re not part of the welcome party they have Rockets they flow across the Galaxy again if they come to Earth there’s

Nothing I can give them where they’re going to be like oh holy [ __ ] like you’re blowing our mind W you elastic bands or something like that you give them a lighter to be like you give them a lighter to be like look we’re not [ __ ] chop liver either we got

Inventions newspaper is not useless the newspaper if they’re intelligent they could understand the concept of printed inform like like they would they would know they would know what it was if they they see a newspaper they’re leaving bro they’re going oh the main headline Shan Evans relationship headline they’re

They’re not going to know anything Dane they’re going to see it and go oh like like like they’re going to [ __ ] say gor gor to each other but it’s going to mean like they have they clearly have like recorded history and tell got pictures there’s pictures no newspaper no second date obituaries

Marries you know this [ __ ] is pissing me off is people are like hamsters good cuz it’s like a an alien species to them like if we went to an alien planet we’d be like oh look at all the animals here true we’d also be creaming our jeans

Over the [ __ ] rocks bro we would be out here going like look at what these rocks are made of we can’t get them but then rock is like number eight a hamster’s number two I agree I agree everything was sense there no consistency hamster is smart because it

Is cute and what if the alien takes it and just crushes it then you know you have get ready and run Ryan’s saying hamster peanut rocks should have all been up there should be CL yeah our our our you know natural environment peanut should be like way up there because even

If they’re like whatever they could just eat it I have not had a cough drop in probably 20 years they’re nice man you a cough I feel like cough drops go down the wrong they’re in the wrong tube huh out your esophagus like you put the

Cck drop in your mouth and then you breathe in through your nose with your mouth open and then it it hits your whole nasal feral cavity you put the CP drop in your mouth and then you take a damn robot why are you a robot it’s not functioning I’m a robot you are

So a bit scored with it is actually like like you’re talking to us from outer space get quick give him the hamster bro hamster bro please no stream sniping hello he’s back on back you were so it was like clear but robot like it wasn’t like you were getting packet loss

It was like you became a robot with a good microphone it is very funny cuz my connection was solid too I was weirded out did you accidentally hit the robot button the whole that is exactly what it sounded like it is that’s one to one I

Don’t have one of those I can do it too is it on your go XLR I have the Min you have the mini okay this one mouth two 2 3 4 it’s pretty similar 2 3 4 um I would say like wait this is in your closet so these are like the only

Clothes you have left am I talking like it again noi did it this was so close oh that was workout workout clothes yeah I don’t know if that’s number one workout cloth easy number that’s number one y’all yeah cuz they’re just normal clothes but like tier that’s what I already got just

Gym shorts and t-shirts oh man I I think you can cover everything in the world with workout clothes Hawaiian shirt and swimsuit Halloween costume and a trench coat I mean and a overall I I forgot my last one Halloween costume is an insane that’s my you you took Halloween costume and

Tuxedo what if your Halloween costume is normal guy everything with those pcks you can do everything in the world you’ll never be excluded you guys are crazy okay go go ahead go ahead I think Hawaiian shirt and swimsuit is like the the safest easiest of about that is it’s

Such a gimme because it’s like swimsuit dude the swimsuit makes it so op y this one makes a lot of sense the rest I think you guys have lost your just think about what I said you will never be left out you can do Halloween every

Year you’re good good it’s what what do you think again overall close I’m not even listening to what you guys are saying if you think there’s any chance that I’m going to pick tuxedo or Halloween costume you have lost your entire f one of them bro it’s oh you’re

Picking or pajamas maybe I should show some respect no pajamas I thought I had when you sleep I think also most people sleep with like less closed not more chibli logic is Halloween costume that’ll keep me sorted for one day a year onethird of the time that I’m sleeping no I’ll just wear

Whatever who needs pajamas you can just sleep in your workout clothes Tuxedo in the closet you could just wear like the undershirt and the dress pants you know like you don’t have to put the whole [ __ ] thing on man and then you could still go to work at

Least tuxedo a good pick tuxedo is less crazy you can wear Halloween costume on like like Friday the 13th as well no the [ __ ] you can’t you can’t show up to work on like a Friday the 13th in April dressed as Freddy Krueger bro they’re unless just the themed day bro think about

It they’re going to call the police man kids birthday parties you could wear that guys who go guy who goes to work as a barista in a [ __ ] tuxedo man I think any Halloween costume I’ve had I I like I would you thank you this no they’re wrong you’re right what

Is a r that is Halloween I think it’s Halloween no man why did they give it to Ryan that’s so dumb that’s so dumb over a Halloween costume man I I stillest Halloween costume should have been in there that’s crazy it’s [Laughter] eight I instantly went oh my Halloween costume is just a guy we we’re [ __ ] M they got six torches we got nothing it’s okay we can keep them oh man that was good Kate are you ready to stream are you ready to stream did you eat the chocolate you even got to

[Laughter] ask oh man review it was good it was I mean it’s typical Valentine’s chocolate you know this is not a it I this is the crushed aluminum foil wrapper the power of a sun in the pal 10,000 years of human evolution and we’ve only begun to scratch the [Applause]

Surface see you tomorrow I was just in my car trying to keep my blood pressure down when I wake up in the morning and the sunlight hurts my eyes then I look at you in the words me me smashing my steering wheel with the Bill Withers in the background Just One Look At

You and I know it’s going to be and then you got to take a big breath for this one cuz he goes a lovely day and he just keeps it going for like I don’t even know it’s like that might be like a 41 second note if I had to guess