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Salad Lovers, What’s in Your Salad? | Pointless UK | Season 24 Episode 22 | Full Episode

Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman host this unique quiz show as contestants try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of.

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Thank you very much unque hello I’m Alexander Armstrong and welcome to pointless the show that makes big Winners out of the lowest scorers let’s meet today’s player [Applause] And couple number one hi my name is Paulie and this is my friend Alice and we’re from Manchester couple number two hi I’m Val I’m from North Lincolnshire this is my son-in-law John from suffk couple number three hi I’m Simon this is my Father Phil and we’re from cheser and

Finally couple number four hi I’m Ruth this is my daughter Hannah and we’re from Cardiff and these are today’s contestants thanks very much all of you very warm welcome to pointless love to have you here that just leaves one more person for me to introduce his name is

Richard and he’s tall enough to hang your pictures oh it doesn’t really work that one does it that’s rubbish okay was my point is friend anyway it’s Richard hi hey everybody Welcome along um hello there hello are you well yes I’m well uh excellent one returning pair from the

Last show John on valal Welcome Back lovely to have you here now we’ve given away the jackpot three shows in a row I know haven’t we on a real run of it giving away all sorts of money um let’s see if we can do it four shows in a row

Round one is one of those rounds that we’ve done rounds like it before and quite often people get things wrong in it look at this lot they seem bright enough to be able to yeah work their way through it yeah yeah it’s yeah yeah few

Of them why not um and Robert won the jackpot last time so we’re going to start off with the jackpot today back at 1,000 and there we are right if everyone’s ready let’s play Pointless remember this if nothing else the pair with the highest score at the end of each round gets eliminated so just keep your scores low everything will be great best of luck our first category this afternoon is healthy food so far so good can you all decide

In your pairs who’s going to go first who’s going to go second and whoever’s going first please step up to the podium okay and the question concerns salad recipes yeah we’re about to show you the names of four recipes from the BBC food website you have to

Just give us any ingredient you might find in at least one of these please so any ingredient listed in any of the following four recipes okay so let’s reveal the four recipes and here they come we have got Anthony warl Thompson’s Caesar salad James Tanner’s Waldorf salad Justine Patterson’s Greek salad and Matt

Tebbit’s cob salad there we are Alice welcome to pointless tell us all about yourself um I’m Alice I’m 24 and I work for a Medan consultancy in Manchester we look at what’s going on in TV and we watch it and then right about it basically do you ever write about every

Now and again yeah yeah do generally good things or is it yeah it’s okay okay good that’s good it’s all good that’s good what could we do better yeah that’s a good idea add a bonus round we’ve added a bonus that’s amazing wonderful you are very good at your job very very

Good really good think we anticipated that preempted it even before Alice told us yeah exactly we were on it I we’ll still pay you your consultancy but we had already had the idea yeah yeah good brilliant now Alice now salads this is fun don’t you think I’m a really really terrible cook I

Don’t okay make recipes okay so I’m going to go for feta feta says Alice let’s see how many of our 100 people said it is it right it is right down it goes to 52 there we are yeah that’s in the Greek salad uh well done feta in Greek means slice so

Feta cheese literally means cheese slice sliced cheese yeah I’m not sure I really like Feta cheese very much I’m not sure anyone really does cuz cheese is great I love cheese so anything called cheese should be good even cheese cake is good yeah but feta cheese F cheese it’s a bit

Like eating chalk little bit it’s not chalk cheese it’s chalk and cheese chalk and cheese thank you very much now John welcome back uh remind us all about yourself John so I’m a GP in suffk um and I also do a lot of um medical education as well trying to inspire

People to become GPS like me which needs to happen let’s face it um so what do you do how do you how do you try and bring people in what’s your recruitment drive so so I organized the placements for medical students in within GP practices and um the stuff that they

Learn within the practices also train GPS as well so we try and give them a good placement get them really involved um so they can experience what it’s like to be a GP very good indeed John what are you going to go for so I’m going to go with red

Onion salad okay Red Onion says John let’s see how many of about 100 people say red onion it’s right well 52 is the only score we have so far and you whiz past that down you go to 14 very well done indeed yeah half a small red onion thinly

Sliced in the Greek salad absolutely right that’s the thing about a Greek salad quite oniony I mean for hours later yes and quite fety quite fety I’m not going to mention anything else obviously ice but um yeah quite a lot of breath going on after a Greek

Sal Phil welcome welcome tell us all about yourself Phil uh I’m I’m a Dairy Farmer are you my SS that’s very nice indeed um Dairy Farmer how big is your herd well I’ve cut down a bit in recent years because we do do one or two other

Things on the farm we hold weddings and uh stuff like that but all primarily we’ve 40 dairy cows very nice indeed are you TB and brucelosis accredited does that mean can you do you have to pasteurize on the farm or can you Bruce losis went out a long time ago there we

Are to just teach you a bit there Alexander TB I love this guy yes we are TB free so you can drink unpasturized milk there can you can you can drink it straight I cannot believe you thought brosis was still a thing brucelosis oh my goodness wow I know what is wrong

With you I know oh dear oh dear anyway Phil we would like any ingredient from any of these salads olive oil olive oil says Phil look at that okay well let’s see if it’s right let’s see how many about 100 people said olive oil look at that down he goes to 10 very

Well done indeed Phil 10 for olive oil I’ll play Phil yeah that’s in the the Caesar salad they say it’s good for your heart olive oil I’m sure in 20 years time we’ll Discover it wasn’t at all I don’t think it no I think olive

Oil is good I bet we’ll find out in a few years it it causes brucelosis it probably does that’s what it is thank you very much indeed um now then Hannah welcome to tell us all about yourself um so I’m a well-being coordinator so that’s nice yes that’s a good title

Isn’t it isn’t it where do you do the wellbeing and where you um so I work in the South Wes valleys and I help link people to community support if they’re isolated or support with mental health and housing things like that good for you um what are your interests Hannah

Food so this should I’m dread I probably shouldn’t have said that now um and running I’ve just taken it running so that’s a EXC even out the food prob good stuff um Hannah what are you going to go for um I’ve got a few options but I think I’m going to go for

Walnuts walnuts let’s find out how many of our 100 people said walnuts walnuts is right well 10’s our lowest score 42s where you end up with walnuts yeah the Wald off salad the uh walnuts the Greeks and the Romans both thought it could cure headaches walnuts

Because it like a brain looks like a brain M they’re good for you walnuts yeah very 10 years time don’t eat them oh no but now yeah thank you very much indeed Richard we’re halfway through the round let’s have a look at those scores 10 actually Phil best score of the pass

Fantastic work there Alice 52 you’re a little bit ahead there so Polly little bit of weight on your shoulders there try and think of a really nice obscure ingredient from one of these good luck with that we’re going to come back down the line now will the second place

Please step up to the podium Okay now Ruth welcome um tell us all about yourself Ruth uh I’ve been retired for about N9 years and enjoying doing lots of things how very nice what are the things you really enjoy do a lot of reading I’ve just started to learn to play bows uh I play contract bridge I’m

In a community choir do a lot of walking I mean that’s a lot that’s a lot of things very impressive now Ruth you’re on 42 we need a nice lowc scoring answer from you I’m not sure you’re going to get one um I’m going to go for celery celery says

Ruth okay let’s see how many of our 100 people said celer here is your red line he’s right there we are 14 good enough I’d say good enough 56 is your total yeah half a stalk of celery chopped in a wol salad celery is also what Posh people get paid every year

Thank you very much indeed uh now then Simon welcome to the show good to have you here what do you do Simon uh I’m a cheese grader cheese oh I can never find our cheese grader always look never remember where it lives um cheese grading what does that really mean what

Do you do uh I’m looking at uh promly cheddar cheese whether it’s mild medium mature extra mature which customers it suitable for and I checking the taste smell we’ve never had a cheese grater on the show before that’s a great job it is it really is it is really is oh my mouth

Is actually literally watering now do you have one of those things a bit like a cork screw you just put into the truckle pull it out you get a lovely little sliver yes wow this gu this gu living the dream yeah exactly I didn’t offer you half of

My imaginary cheese there so oh but you are so much better at miming eating than me I would make a mess of it that is delicious what is that can’t tell you from here oh oh there we go Simon you’re on 10 you have to to score 45 or less I’ll certainly

Try uh I’ll probably go profession appropriate and I’ll say parmesan why not that’s what I was hoping you’d say let’s see how many of our 100 people said parmesan here is your red line very well done you’re through down to goes to 14 24 is your total well played on Podium

Three yeah the Caesar salad true parmesan cheese only made from April to November how long would a a truly great parmesan cheese be aged for TR great probably about 48 months yeah I would say two to three years I I’ll give you that you still have a job thank

You so we come to you Val Val remind us all about yourself I’m semi-retired from the family Building Supplies business which I run with my husband and my son um and so I do quite a bit with the grand grand kids now uh play bridge um yoga um involved with various things

Locally as well so very nice indeed now Val there you are you’re on 14 we’re looking for a score of 41 or less to keep you in the game go we’re just looking for anything you’d find in one of these salads I don’t know whether to take a punt or not pesto

Pesto pesto let’s see if it’s right let’s see how many of our 100 people said pesto there’s your red line oh sorry joh sorry I’m sorry that scores you 100 points takes your total up to4 yeah sorry Val we like someone taking a risk but not there I’m afraid

I’ll give all the correct answers at the end of the pass thank you very much indeed Richard now Polly welcome uh tell us all about yourself Polly uh so I am a fundraising manager for a cancer charity how long have you been doing that uh

Coming up to three years now I was a primary school teacher beforehand where did you go to raise your funds how did you do this um um so we work in the Northwest my team is in the Northwest um and I look after fundraising groups and committees a relay and then corporates

As well very good indeed okay now Polly you were on 52 the high scor is now behind you on 114 61 or less gets you into r two so um I didn’t realize that salads were named after things I just bu everything in in one oh this is going to be fun so

And a few of me that I did have have been taken but I’ve got a couple so I’m thinking like anies I’m sure they’re in Caesar salad um so I’m going to go with that then yeah an these a them out here is your red line can you get

Below this with anies let’s find out very well done indeed you are through down that goes to eight take her up to 60 very well played Polly you’re absolutely right in the Caesar salad good reason for choosing them as well should we have a little look at the

Pointless answers in the different cat you got a good answer food you know I haven’t really been thinking about it um I um what about some lemon juice lemon juice lemon juice is an interesting one which one do you think that’s in um I think you would have a you would have

Lemon juice in a in a Greek salad you would indeed and it would be a pointless answer well done how we are good ladies and genten Armstrong I’ll give you all the pointless answers in the cob salad you could have chory Cherville Tagan chives buttermilk cumin they are all pointless

Answers there pointless answers for the Greek salad lemon juice Pitter Breads and oregano or oregano for our American uh friends uh you’re wrong but uh there it is um Walo salad 2 pointless answers vegetable oil and mustard and two pointless aners as well for the Caesar salad Worcester sheer sauce and lime

Juice those the pointless answers there there we go thank you very much indeed well we’re at the end of our first round which means we have to say goodbye to one of our Pairs and Valen John our returning pair where will we be without you um it’s been lovely having you on

The show I’m so sorry you have to say goodbye so soon but Valen Johns thank you so much for playing but for the remaining three PS of course it is now time for round two well there we are down to three pairs into round two this is exciting

Simon and Phil our lowest team scorer is there Polly well done our lowest individual scorer but uh well done all our category for round two this afternoon is Sport can you all decide in your pairs who’s going to go first who’s going to go second and whoever’s going

First please step up to the Podium okay and the question concerns sporting numbers Richard on each board we’re going to show you six questions uh the answers to every question is a number fun uh okay so we are looking for the numbers that answer these questions here is our first Board of six Clues and

We’ve got hurdles per competitor in the 110 meters hurdles race value of the Red Bull in a game of snooker points scored for a penalty goal in rugby league whole miles run in a marathon players in a baseball team and yards in the length of a cricket pitch I’ll read those again

For you hurdles per competitor in the 110 MERS hurdles race value of the Red Bull in a game of snooker points scored for a penalty goal in rugby league whole miles run in a marathon players in a baseball team and yards in the length of a cricket

Pitch there we are when I said fun a bit earlier um how much fun is it for you um I’m having a lovely time good that’s good um so I think that the points scored for a penal penalty goal in rugby league is three okay three points for a

Penalty goal in rugby league let’s see if three is right let’s see how many of our 100 people said three no bad luck Polly I’m afraid that’s an incorrect answer scores you 100 points sorry Polly I’ll give all the correct answers at the end of the pass thanks

Richard now Phil what are you going to go for here Phil suppose better go for the cricket one uh 22 yards length of cricket pitch 22 yards in a cricket pitch let’s see how many about 100 people said 22 22 is right and down he goes to

15 very well done Phil 15 for 22 nicely played Phil yeah the equivalent to the the old measurement of one chain 22 yards chain thank you very much indeed Richard uh now Hannah this boy is yours the whole thing is yours yeah you can fill it in I only know one answer

Unfortunately so I can’t really run you through the for um my husband’s a marathon runner so that’s the answer I’m going to go for um so I’m going to go for 26 mil 26 miles says Hannah let’s see how many of our 100 people said 26 it is

Right there we are 46 for 26 yeah the the actual official distance these days was standardized by the Olympic race from Windsor Castle to in front of the royal box in London so that’s the exact distance we have now but just over 26 miles now the hurdles

Per competitor in the uh 110 met hurdles what would you guess 10 well done got it right first time uh 19 points for that the value of the Red Bull one one 53 points for that though now the uh the P go in rugby league not three points I’m afraid two points 12

Points for that and players in a baseball team it’s nine it’s nine and that would have scored you eight points very confusing when the answers are numbers and they score numbers as well but the best answer on the board is nine which scored eight and the worst answer on the

Board is one which scored 53 Yes actually the worst answer was three which scored 100 yeah thank you Richard well we’re halfway through the round let’s have a quick look at those scores 15 the low score Phil and 100 the high score poly and Alice good

Luck with that Alice find a nice low scoring answer on the next board who knows maybe it’ll keep you in the game we’re going to come back down the line now will the second players please step up to the podium okay let’s put six more clues to

Sporting numerics up on the board and here they are perfect score in a game of 10pin bowling points from hitting the inner Bull in darts matches usually played in the men’s ashes test series series stages in the 2019 tour to France tests in the Olympic equestrian Eventing

Competition and the value of the first points scored in a game of tennis I’m going to read those all again perfect score in a game of tenpin bowling points from hitting the inner Bull in darts matches usually played in the men’s ashes test series stages in the 2019

Tour to France tests in the Olympic equestrian Eventing competition and the value of the first point score scored in a game of tennis there we are Ruth uh yeah there’s a couple that I think I know but I’m going to go for the matches usually played in a men’s ashes

Test series and say five five says Ruth okay here is your red line let’s see how far down the column we get with five tests very well done good enough gets you into round two with room to spare very well done 21 takes your total up to 6

To7 very nicely done safely through roof very well played thank you very much indeed Richard uh now Simon I was GNA go for the cricket question unfortunately keep it Cricket keep it cricket cricket uh I’ve got two possible um I think I’ll have to take the slightly risky one for

Me uh the equestrian Eventing competition I’ll say four four says Simon Okay I’m going to take four um there you are lovely low score from fil in the first pass setting you up beautifully which means your red line is lovely and high let’s see if four is right for the equestrian question oh

No no you might still be okay though takes your total up to 115 that uh 100 obviously is what that scored yeah sorry Simon it starts to look very interesting on podium one now doesn’t it it certainly does Lifeline yes now Alice you need to score 14 or less here’s the

Board do you want to talk us through it I think the perfect score in a game of 10 Pin bowling is 300 I don’t play darts um I don’t really cycle I don’t really horse ride but the value of the first point scored in a

Game of tennis is 15 I think I’m going to go for tempin bowling and say 300 300 says Alice for the perfect score in 10 BB let’s see if that’s right how many of our 100 people said it there is your red line it is right

300 oh very well done look that 12 needed 14 got 12 takes your total up to2 you are in the head to head wow wow now that’s an exciting end to a round isn’t it very well played yeah uh 12 strikes in a row gives you 300 points perfect

Game of bowling there’s only two answers up there that would have won you the points as well and that was one of them so it was lucky it’s the one you knew cuz the uh the inner bulling darts which is 50 would have scored you too many

Look at the score for that look that lovely 5050 that makes it simpler um stages in the Tour of France this is the hardest one very well done if you got this it’s 21 would have scored you three points now the Olympic equestrian Eventing competition is dress show

Jumping and cross country it’s three events in um venting 18 points for that and the value of the first point scored in tennis is 15 would have scor uh far too many for you would have scored 51 points thank you very much indeed Richard we are at the end of our

Second round which means we’ve got to say goodbye to another pair oh Simon and Phil you’ve been fantastic we’ve had lovely low scores from you um and I’m sorry Simon that was uh that was an expensive error there which means we have to say goodbye to you now we’ll see

You again next time we look forward to very much but meantime Simon and Phil thank you very much indeed but for the remaining two pairs it is now time for our head-to-head round congratulations Hannah and Ruth Polly and Alice you are now one step closer to

The final and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £1,000 however before we play the head-to-head let’s see if we can’t put some more money in the jackpot with our jackpot booster and find some pointless answers we gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as

Many deserts of the world as they could Richard well done for saying deserts and not deserts we are going to put the names of six deserts uh on the board now uh two of them are pointless answers however two of them are incorrect answers if you can find one of those

Pointless answers we’re just going to stick another 250 pound into the jackpot get both of them we stick 500 pound into the jackpot see if we can get both of them at home thank you very much indeed okay so we are looking for deserts genuine deserts in fact we’re looking

For the pointless deserts hidden amongst these six here we go we have got Yuma basoa adax tar atakama and lot there we are Anna and Ruth do you get to go first atakama is a desert Thor is a desert because I think I’ve been in it um and the others I have

I think an adx might be something like an antelope so I think that might be wrong should go th T then uh I’ll go tar okay you say tar yeah tar let’s find out is that a pointless answer tar is right and go Dan to Polly and Alice can you find one of

Our pointless answers do you know any deserts none of them but you helped us so you said that atakama was a desert so we know that that’s correct but what will it score because we don’t know let’s go with that one though let’s find out how many people said atak karma is it

Pointless it’s right yep there we go scores eight at a Karma oh well I it’s an interesting tactic to go for the ones you’ve heard of I’ll say that it has nerd of it um now so we got two pointless ansers here and two incorrect answers what do you reckon so

Still 500 pound up on that board Yuma sounds like it could be a desert well I’ll tell you what the first thing I’m going to do I’m going to take adx off the board because you are absolutely right there an antelope that lives in the Sahara Desert used to be

Lots of them far few now so addex was an incorrect answer so two of these are correct so Yuma you yum is a desert so Yuma a pointless in Arizona in the States now one of these is a desert the other one is a desert ERT no one’s going

To call a pudding Lut are they I’m not having oh yes I think we’ll have no we’ve had enough thank you oh can I press you for a put it all gone I’ll you want to share a Lut no it’s not going to happen so you think Lut is a desert yeah

Uh you’re absolutely right in Iran the Lut desert and bbusa is an Egyptian desert so that’s the uh the other incorrect answer very well done if you said L and yor at home thank you very much indeed okay well bad luck we didn’t find any pointless answers there but we

Have fun along the way so there we are nothing to add to the jackpot let’s play the [Applause] Head-to-head as ever the first pair to in two questions we be playing for that jackpot and you are now allowed to confer here is your first question and it concerns tabloid animated shows Richard yeah we’re going to show you now five sort of sensationalist tabloid starle headlines that will lead

You to animated TV shows but what are these shows please thank you very much indeed okay so let’s reveal our five animated shows in tabloid form stone age husband locked out of home by prehistoric cat TF 1960 that’s a b mean machine in last place after surrendering early lead W

1968 here is C overweight Springfield resident fall down Gorge twice do TS 1989 here is D strange goings on reported in pineapple in Bikini Bottom SS 1999 and here is e feline scam foiled by Officer Dibble TC 1961 there we are Hannah and Ruth you’re

Are golden couple so you get to go first do you know anything I know the twoo easy one which one Simpsons and topat top you don’t the other three there’s only two we know we’re going to go for e and Top Cat Top Cat top cat say Hannah

And Ruth now Polly and Alice do you want to talk us through the others so Springfield The Simpsons yes C’s The Simpsons a is the Flint Stones nice um and D is Spong Square Pants you decide can we go for D SpongeBob SquarePants okay SpongeBob SquarePants so we have Top Cat and SpongeBob

SquarePants Hannah and Ruth went for topcat let’s see if that is right for E let’s see how many of our 100 people said topcat top cat is right down goes to 46 meanwhile Polly and Alice have gone for SpongeBob Square Pants for the D let’s see how many of our 100 people

Said that SpongeBob SquarePants it’s right and he wins the point well done down that goes to 33 which means Cy and Alice after one question you’re up 1 n yeah very well played they found a species of mushroom andoria they named it spongy former Square pantai after SpongeBob Square

Pants that’s nice isn’t it um shall we fit in the rest of these uh you’re quite right it was The Flintstones at the top there that would have scored you 37 points the best answer on the board is this second one you’ll know this one uh Wacky Races Wacky Races yeah just love

Wacky Races 10 points for that everyone knew The Simpsons and that would have scored 50 thank you very much indeed Richard okay here comes your second question now Hannah and Ruth you have to win this one stay in the game but Polly and Alice get

To answer it first so best of luck our second question today is all about Dutch cities can show you the names now of five Dutch cities but in anagram form can you tell us what these cities are please thank you very much indeed okay let’s reveal our five anagrams of Dutch

Cities and here they are we have got Rod matter ET rut rest Madam attach rims and beard there we are Paulie and Alice will go first uh we’re going to go for the first one which we think is Rotterdam okay Rotterdam say Polly and Alice now then

Hannah and Ruth do you want to talk us through the rest of that board uh third one is Amsterdam not sure about the second one I think the fourth one is mastri and not sure about the last one either so go for master okay we’re going

To go for M for attached rims okay so we have Rotterdam versus Mast Po and Alis said Rotterdam let’s see how many of our 100 people got that Rotterdam Rotterdam is right but it’s a high score down 52 Hannah and Ruth meanwhile have gone for mastr for attached rims let’s see

How many of our 100 people spotted mastr it’s right and he wins to the point very well done indeed down that goes that great score down six very well done Han and Ruth you’re back in the game after two questions it’s one all let’s fit in the

Rest of these shall we so your quiet rest Madam is Amsterdam that would have scored you 73 points uh now these other two you know Tre who treed absolutely would have scored you 10 and the best answer on the board the bottom one I it’s a place I

Don’t know I’m I know given us only five left should be have work it out Bera right Bera and that would have scored you three points very very well done if you said that there we are thank you very much indeed okay now here comes the decider whoever wins this third question

Goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot so best of luck to both pairs our third question today is all about belts yep five Clues to various things now all of which have uh belt or belts in their name okay let’s reveal our five belt Clues and here they

Come we have got an area of open land around a city on which building is restricted GB an ornate belt awarded to a professional boxer winning a British title fight lb ring of small icy bodies that revolve around the sun beyond the planet Neptune KB a continuous moving

Band used for transporting objects from one place to another CB and a region named after a Swiss breakfast food that is regarded as being populated by middleclass health conscious people MB I’ll read those Clues again an area of open land around a city on which building is restricted an ornate belt

Awarded to a professional boxer winning a British title fight ring of small icy bodies that revolve around the sun beyond the planet Neptune a continuous moving band used for transporting objects from one place to another and a region named after a Swiss breakfast food that is regarded as being populated

By middleclass health conscious people there we are okay Hannah and Ruth will go first right uh I think we’re going to go for the third one the Ring of small icy bodies not quite sure what the pronunciation Kyper belt Kyper belt say Hannah and Ruth okay now Polly and Alice

Do want to talk us through the rest Alice it’s always me so the first one’s green belt and then the boxer one is also a belt uh and then the moving band is conveyor belt yeah let’s go for continuous moving band conveyor belt okay conveyor belt you’re going to go

For conveyor belt so we have Kyper belt and conveyor belt let’s see if Kyper belt is right let’s see how many of our 100 people got it it is right Kyer belt and it’s a good low score down that goes to six very well done indeed I

Think that’s your second six of the head-to-head so congratulations on the first Podium there poly and Alice meanwhile we’ve gone for conveyor belt for the fourth one there let’s see how many of our 100 people said conveyor belt conveyor belt is right and it scores 68 there we are very well done

Indeed Hannah and Ruth after three questions you’re through to the final 2-1 yeah Kyper belt best answer on the board nothing you could do about that I’m afraid very well played we’ll fit in the rest of them though you’re quite right it is green belt would have scored

Too many points as well would have scored you 66 the boxing one is the Londale belt that would have scored 15 and the breakfast cereal moly belt yeah amely belt and that would have scored 37 thank you very much indeed so the pair leaving us at the end of the

Head-to-head round Polly and Alice I’m afraid it’s you you’ve played incredibly well though um really done very well to get this far um and you’re back next time so I’m sure we’ll be able to take it maybe one step further next time metime thank you very much paully and

Alice but for Hannah and Ruth it is now time for our pointless [Applause] final congratulations Hannah and Ruth you have fought off all the competition and you have won our Ed pointless Trophy you now have a chance to win our pointless jackpot and at the end of today’s show the jackpot is standing at £1,000 uh well very well done indeed to get this far some fantastic answers lovely low scores two six scorers in that head-to-head what do you want to

See come up in this last round um I’ve just said not film not film not film um geography literature okay um um history wouldn’t be too bad Hannah anything she knows anything about I’d say perfect very good okay today’s choices are English tramways Dogs entitles the US Presidency and the best of

2019 think dogs maybe well you might do dogs in titles in films and I might do dogs in titles in books dogs in titles yeah let’s just try it dog TI Why not dogs in titles okay very best of luck three different areas here we’re looking for anyone credited with appearing in

The film Wag the Dog according to IMDb we looking for any act who have had a UK Top 40 single with the word dog or dogs in the title please or we are looking for any named characters in the play the Curious incident of the dog in the

Nighttime so cast Wag the Dog X you’ve had top 40 singles with dog or dog in the title all those named characters very best of luck thank you very much indeed Richard now as always you’ve got up to one minute to come up with three answers and all you need to win that

Jackpot is for just one of your answers to be pointless are you ready yes yes let’s put 60 seconds up on the clock there they are your time starts now right do you know any no I don’t know anything can you do the the last one um

The only thing I can do is maybe artists like who Let The Dogs Out is that the Bara men something like that that’s right yeah um how much is that doggy in the window who’s on that I have no idea it’s too long ago um um I don’t

Actually know the film Wag the Dog so that’s no good uh dog or dogs the film um I’m curious into the dog in the nighttime I can’t remember the name of the lead character not doing very well with this then are we um let’s go for Barm men for uh one of

The titles you sang how much has that dog ever been to I don’t know someone like um 10 seconds left um let’s just guess a name for a character shall we if you can’t think of anything else yeah go on then Jo okay I’m afraid that is your minute

Up let’s have your three answers um I’m going to go for one of the artists are the Barm men Barm men for the middle one who who s that who how much is that dog in window guess one um Alma kogan Alma kogan again for the

Middle one um and I don’t know guess the character of the boy in Curious D and the dog type and Joe Joseph and Joe for the Curious incident of the dog in the night time okay of those three which is your best shot at a pointless answer b

Bah goes least likely to be pointless Al Alan and then Joe goes in the middle okay brilliant well let’s put those on aners up on the board in that order then and here they are we have got Al Mogan Joe and the Baha Men but best of luck

You never know one of these days one of our random answers will be a pointless answer it will happen if one of these answers were to win that jackpot for you £1,000 what would you like to do it Hannah I’m going to ask you first um so

My sensible answer is I need a new boiler so probably shouldn’t but I do yeah these things have to be done yeah or probably a holiday or a really nice restaurant I think because I we love our food so okay very good Ruth what about you uh well I collect Claris Cliff

Pottery so £1,000 would buy a very nice piece of it very nice indeed okay well best of luck wouldn’t it be nice if one of these won that jackpot for you um two punts to get us launched with uh first is Alma kogan in this case we’re looking

For artists who had a UK Top 40 single with the word dog or dogs in the title Alma Hogan is it right how many people said it for £1,000 is it is it pointless is it no on this occasion it will happen though one of these days it will mark my

Words maybe it’ll happen now with Joe Joe we’re looking at characters from the Curious incident of the dog in the night time you’ve gone for Joe let’s find out is that right is it pointless for 1,000s no bad luck not today so we now turn to your third and final answer

We’re very much on on Firma ground here with the Bara men with back on the singles with dog or dogs in that title you’ve gone for the Baja men is it right is it pointless for £1,000 it is right your first two answers were incorrect Alma Hogan and

Joe for the Bahar men and take us down through the 20s into the teens there we are 12 for the Bahar men not bad not a bad score but I’m afraid you didn’t manage to find the all important pointless answer so I’m afraid you won’t be winning today’s jackpot but it’s been

Lovely having you here and you get a pointless trophy to take care which is very very well done nice to get a correct answer on the board there as well um let’s take you through the pointless answers in the different categories we’ll start with Wag the Dog

Dennis liry uh Susie plon William H Macy Woody harlson everyone poting the apart from Robert dairo Dustin Hoffman and Hesh Kiren dun and Willie Nelson those are the any ones that scored points there the artists with UK Top 40 singles Brian and Michael who did match men and

Match do cats and dogs where a pointless answer George Michael as well shoot the dog the Everly Brothers bird dog the the dogs of lust as well you could have had Cooper Temple Claus broad Stewart in the faces shaken Stevens the levelers the most ironic answer of all you could have had Cat

Stevens um and the Curious incident of the dog in the night time here’s a few answers for you Judy Mrs Alexander Mrs shear and rodri everyone there point this apart from Christopher Ed and shobon very well done if you got anyone else at home thank you very much indeed

Richard and thank you Hannah and Ruth I’m sorry you didn’t win our jackpot today that’ll therefore roll over onto the next show when we will be playing for £2,000 join us then to see if someone can win it meanwhile it’s goodbye from Richard goodbye and it’s goodbye from me Goodbye M