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Come on ban you haven’t spoken to arz in two days I haven’t slept in my bed in two days either picturing him and Natasha groping each other while my stuffed animals stared on in horror we don’t know for sure what he did with Natasha the only way to find

Out is to ask him girl please who wants to hear the dirty little details of their Escapade I do arest hi whatever so great party the other night people are still talking about it h Briana so where’s your girl Natasha so where’s your boy Louis oh my

God it’s Derek T that boy got dimples that were forged by God himself yo listen up everybody the moment you’ve all been waiting for all right now here in my hand it’s McKinley Pros freshman hottie list now girls if you own this list you definitely hot if

You’re not hey go home and blame your M and daddies I can’t look Che and see if I made the list girl we do not need some list to validate our finest that’s why we have each other I’m fine and you fine it made it Brianna I’m on the l oh

I’m I’m get you might get sometimes in the SL you can feel all by yourself yeah one two but I have a partner when I can’t TR nose so don’t isolate yourself when there’s no around Yeah break now on One martini shaking not stirred a beer please so how is your James Bond class going double old pork chop laugh all you want but I’m learning some pretty interesting things like uh uh like the art of interrogation like the art of the high speed chase and most

Importantly the art of making love in a German submarine otherwise known as D knocking bu y so uh why don’t you put your bond charm to use oh no problem dog I’m a spy with a license to ma oh ah good evening ladies the name’s Knox Dwayne Knox uninterested totally uninterested greetings ladies

Washington Flex Washington oh it’s the flood out man can we buy you a drink or hot wings calamari well you can buy me anything you want as long as we feed each other okay fine you got the WRA but you don’t know 10 different ways to kill a man with a single touch

You did say it was going to be funny girl you know how much I love you oh my god Flex T um Flex this is Craig Harris the love of my life and as of yesterday my fiance I should be called Finance here considering that ring I got her my

Little Peach cob is worth every penny I’ll get us some drinks baby okay wow you’re engaged huh well looks like you’re happy even though I haven’t seen a brother with Star Jeans since Al be sure he’s a really great guy we met each other at an anger management group since

When did you have problems with anger since we broke up and I couldn’t say your name without punching the wall okay but come here I’m all better now and walls are safe everywhere well it’s a it’s a good seeing you it’s good seeing you

Flex and I I hope we can be friends that would be nice but being friends was always hard for us remember well you do have to admit you are hard to forget yeah yeah but I’m willing to try so friends friends well uh you you better go on and

Have your drink with starch boy stop talking about my fiance okay my manad but if he keep starching them jeans boy he going to sleep standing up hey what’s up hotti mind if we talked all that go ahead oh but use short sentences cuz he he kind of

Slow I got you you’re not funny so uh what do you want Derek h call me a dork make me walk home in my socks again oh no man I was last month here to give you your props on hooking up with that fine Junior

Natasha so uh you want to be down with us wait me a member of the McKinley Pros awesome I mean hell yeah so uh I get a jacket or something oh oh slow down poy this ain’t happy days oh yeah uh um why are you walking like you got a diaper

Rash you looking at the newest member of the mckenley pros T oh so I guess now they’re the McKinley peos plus one chunk oh my God it’s Britney Spirit you like I decided to sex my look up a little Spirit there’s nothing wrong with the way you usually dress you have

A style kooky off-beaten retro well I’m tired of being the black Blossom now I’m hot look if you get any hotter you’ll be frying bacon dang what do we have here a little this a little that yeah well uh let’s get to know this then move on to

That girl her mama ought to whip her butt that’s what I do to my daughter girl my daughter got a job on the TV show ain’t nothing I can do with an Now check my spy stuff dog look oh check out the bif focals see you pop out the

Lenses and they become Nifty little handcuffs for the criminals and the ladies you have the right to remain naked Flex fle Flex Flex man you’ve been half here ever since I came over what’s on your mind Tanya man I thought I buried her in the ex-girlfriend graveyard but she’s back

From the dead like Lazarus except with Gucci sandals and now you take you all the B man that’s pathetic I don’t know if I go that far but all I know is she’s found someone and I’m still combing the clubs Tanya Tanya what are you doing here last night at the club

I could we be alone oh no no you have no Authority here exoman Dwayne could you give us a moment please all right fine you know I’ll leave but if she breaks your heart again I have a gun that doubles as a handkerchief so you can wipe away your

Tears okay Flex is it just me or was it kind of weird running into each other what’s weirder is you’re going to be a married woman with a boatload of starch jeans to wash I’m sorry I just can’t get off that brother’s pants no seeing you has just confused

Things for me what’s wrong you’re not get married yes no no I don’t know look I still have feelings for you and it’s all your your fault my fault you walked out on me because you weren’t willing to commit I just wasn’t ready but I I I miss you I miss you [Applause]

Too no no no no no no no no no no we got to stop you’re supposed to be getting married I know but maybe I owe it to myself just to be sure I I want you to be sure okay be at my place tomorrow at 88 make it 7:30 in

A.m. uh hello people are eating in here uh come on spirit I want to send my mom a copy of my report card for Mother’s Day and I need you to help me change some C’s to bees sorry Brian I’m with my man n it’s cool do face go on with your

Girl what whatever you say Derek whatever you say Derek girlo you hardly know him I think you need to slow down a slow down I’m finally catching up Dereck just told me I made the new hot e everything is what Derek says Dereck says the World is Flat

Oh Derek said he so Osama bin Len kicking it at the roller ranker you were excited when you made the L you even did that this I’m a h I’m a hot get back cuz you might get burn don’t hate congratulate man ever since I joined the

Pros I got girls jocking me I got guys letting me keep my shoes I never thought High School could be so good well it’s about to get even better check it out the McKinley Pros are also known as the panty p and every semester we throw a party and invite all

The hotties then we break them in you mean like give them cool nicknames and stuff huh boy you really are potsy now see look first we soften him up with some slowjams then we feed him all these lies about how we respect them they love that before you know it got

Their panties as trophies and those two are about to enter the Winter Circle so what’s up you on boarded with sex in the hotty list girls I hate you been trying to get a Brianna ever since she beamed up from hot L yeah but I don’t think spirit and

Brian can get out on a school night don’t be stupid man today’s Friday yeah but those girls on the brightest they got tutoring on Saturday mornings dumb girls huh even better hey ladies hey how about y’all stop by my house tonight for a party Pros hotties and those that matter I guess clothes

Are optional this girl don’t need no tutor Spirit you’ll be my special guest I want to show you off like a trophy baby we going to fighting with the pros no you aren’t the pros also call themselves the panty posi and every year they make a

Game out of doing the girls on the list oh I knew d with Shady he got those Shifty little eyes and that fake Berry White voice hey Spirit baby you you look good almost naked that was a pretty good impression you’ve been practicing on your lonely Saturday

Nights and you you were a platinum blonde dork until Dereck decided to make you a pro so both of y’all need to shut up look onz I know I’m not speaking to you but we got to do something that boy’s going to use her up until all

That’s left is a big pile of Braids ah good you he I got two pizzas with everything on it I know you don’t like anchovies but I already paid for it all right what’s wrong talk fast I’m already an hour late for a date with Tanya tell them on this the problem is of sexual nature I knew it

Oh Dad chill nobody’s been violated yet well you two better start talking all right it’s like this sir I joined this group at school and I found out that they want to um how do they say this in your day make Whoopi with ban and spirit make whoopy what it a the color

Purple and we at the phone book I’m going to call these kids parents daddy know if you make a scene then we look like a bunch of snitches and I’m too cute for that yeah she’s right sir before I join this club everyone in school consider me a dork just at

Cool but now that I’m a pro I’m cool let me tell you something on is being cool is not being part of some crap being cool is knowing when to be your own man come on Daddy we got to do something fast spirit is going to be at that

Party okay okay I I think I got an idea for way you all can save face but the minute I find somebody making whoopy somebody’s getting a whooping oh I knew I made a good choice making you a pro you imported them old head DJs straight out of

85 yeah you know how I do how we doing fellas oh we all set baby ain’t that right DJ Kum yeah boy I got my trusty James Bond watch watch with built-in knockout gas you say the word I will turn this basement into a smoky cave in Afghanistan okay Dad Spear’s mom just

Dropped her off I’m ready to block like nobody’s business spear won’t see you and Dereck will see nothing but me okay that’s nice baby but make sure you cover up that neighor Spirit spirit Spirit how’s my little chocolate cover with strawberry Doom just peachy why don’t we step on

This dance poor girl so I can hold you like you need to be H sure we’ll dance um girl I’m glad you changed your mind about coming to the party but you busting up my group he he you Run DMC try to slow it down a little bit so

We can get cozy with the ladies oh man this is a hip hop party if you want us to slow it down you should have hi Lu dandro as your DJ yeah we ain’t got nothing for you man now what’s the deal with the DJ throwing salt in everybody’s game if I

Ain’t know any better I say they were parents N I checked it out them college kids yeah well I’ll handle this hey hey yo we need some help y’all college boys right hey well look get some gang bangers outside this door here and we ready to crack some heads oh no brother

No no stop the vence man increase the peace I can handle this all right let’s just talk is out okay you know what man you right we’ll follow your lead there we go there we go let’s now see see right right there they go hey

Man not a can do his thing you handle that oh they just threw my dad and Dwayne out oh now look at Derek and spirit okay let’s just dance by them until I can figure this thing out come on uh-uh don’t be grinding all up on me I am not not

Natasha you worry that your boyfriend Louis might find out you think Louis is my boyfriend well since you and your dad’s bedroom with him at your party you better be your boyfriend wait hold up is that what you think you Hey where’s Spirit go with Derek oh

Come on arnest we need to find him Spirit has anyone ever told you how special you are well the school counselor said I was special then suggested trade school see Spirit that’s why I like you yeah ain’t like all the other girls scratch that you a Woman I look everywhere upstairs what could she be hey do you know what dererk is he’s in the laundry room getting his Pro on AR you got to get in there we going to lose Pro points spirit is our girl I I don’t know if I’m comfortable with

This just relax baby this ain’t going to take long all the girls say I’m pretty good at this I don’t know dere this doesn’t feel right well what you mean don’t tell me all this is just a tease it’s not a tease well show me how you feel

J arest yo what you doing man you got Banna I got this one do yo man it’s not going down tonight come on Spirit trying to get bold up in my CRI man you pathetic Conor girls get their panties yeah you about to get stumped out

Jum what’s up you going to raise up on all of us oh no dare just you par in the house right don’t anybody move all right don’t anybody else move don’t worry M waston everything’s handled handled like a man okay son nasty all y’all Nast y’all just interested in getting

Your freak um oh I forgot yo D I got a date V Tanya man could you take the kids home ah get your freak on get your fre guys are you an apology you were right thanks for having my back hey we always look out for each other thanks for stepping in on

This oh you kids warm a spice heart you really do come money Benny thats really cool of you arest maybe I can forgive you for what you did with Natasha in my room dang Briana do you really want to know what happened with Natasha in your bedroom nothing in

Fact she broke up with me and hasn’t spoken to me since you happy aress that was pretty bold of you to stand up for Spirit were you scared what are you doing tomorrow night hey hey one question at a time remember ladies it’s only one NZ to go [Laughter] Around Tanya sorry I’m late you up she made fet Mong a I’m worth expensive me hey look at him blocking the way to our building hey fonie uh don’t you want to take that across the street oh sorry about that it wasn’t bothering me it was

Bothering her no it wasn’t so much that I was bothered I was concerned now Briana are you okay I’m Josh and I’m fine yes he is I’ll just fix this tomorrow my mom will trip from late for dinner oh is she making something special reservations if I’m Lucky so um do you live here yeah part-time with my mom my parents are divorced oh my parents are divorced too oh well my parents never got married maybe I’ll block your way again tomorrow bana and and spirit yeah Spirit o girl did you see see him

Checking me out I think he like me you know what we had to deal the next time we both saw a cute gu together he was going to be mine no but see that law was superseded by the location Clause if he lives in my building he’s all mine girl

Didn’t you get a copy of that no our is in my building that’s right girl and he’s all yours you can feel all by yourself but I have a partner when I can’t TR know one uh-huh so don’t isolate yourself when there’s nobody around oh yeah I’ll be what A One one on one oh hey dog uh I believe this belongs to you my new lab how’d you get it well they delivered it last week last week yeah well I’ve been busy and it’s been dark hey why is the door unlocked any lunatic could just walks right in here

He you’re right so why don’t you WS right back out I will I just wanted to give Banna the geography book she left in my place and know I want to ask you a question who is the worst sports reporter in all of Baltimore I don’t know who word is it’s

You check it out oh great another Howard McIntyre column trashing me man that guy has it out for me just because I get the interviews he can’t get wait a minute Flex listen it is even with Q cards and the teleprompter the only thing more derivative and cliche than Flex Washington’s reporting style

Is flex Washington that’s all right see he’s a hater he doesn’t like the pro-athlete term broadcaster thing you know he says we’re nothing but jocks with mics but I’ve done plenty of hard hitting expose I can handle his criticism I hope so dog cuz it says right here how can Washington objectively investigate

Athletes for Point shaving or taking performance enhancers when he’s out partying with him I say it’s impossible Washington isn’t a journalist he’s an athletic supporter he called you a jock St poor guy you know who he is he’s that kid at the playground who always got

Picked last after the girls and the kid with the special shoe hey I can out kick anyone well good morning everyone oo girl are you going to school or a rumble okay new look lip gloss new leather jacket with the tag still hanging on his sleeve what’s his name

Josh and he’s so cute and I think I love him what happened to our he’s so cute and I think I love him d Josh is the kindest most sensitive amazing wonderful sweetest guy I’ve ever met I think I can spend the rest of my

Life with him oh baby tell me more so what’s Josh’s last name how would I know I just met him go to school we’ll talk later okay okay byebye joshh I me Mommy you got to see this man he is killing you Dwayne I don’t care he can’t kill me and do you want to know why because I’m Flex Washington and words mean nothing to me funny cuz that’s exactly what he says right here you hold the record for most assist

And most goals three years running and you deny the use of any performance enhancing drugs it’s my asthma medicine not likely story Amber and there it is folks another hard-hitting expose on the flex file mommy yeah go tell your mother and I’ll be back with my closing comments and we’re

Out yeah how you like that man bring them on who’s next I’m ready to Take On The World Flex Washington isn’t pulling any punches baby well let’s see oh there’s a senior Olympic synchronized swim team yeah due to Advanced age in chlorine most of them are deaf already

So you’ll have to yell your insults hey bring them on man I hear they useing Viagra as a performance- enhancer drug supposedly it helps keep the men afloat you know what Flex you just gave McIntyre more fod for his column tomorrow as your producer and as your friend if ay is your

Producer I encourage you to take the high road and you’re right the high road like a mature adult and we’re back in five 4 3 I’d like to close out today’s Flex files with a few words for Howard McIntyre of the Baltimore examiner I’m rubber you’re glue everything you WR

Bounces off me and sticks to you good night Baltimore and we out way to take that high road Flex oh uh uh package for Flex Washington oh yeah I’m Flex Washington perfect timing I was just about to go into my place all right you have a good day now flat

App ooh Pottery Barn hope it’s a salad bowl hey DNE what have you got there nothing I get packages too you know anyway girl I saw Jos coming in the building how do I look like a man H keeping all a men for yourself oink oink

Okay spirit I promise the next guy who comes along is all yours what’s up y’all uhuh I don’t want him he’s used so our n what brings you by for a brief visit I got problems oh everybody does things will get better it’s always a cloud with the Silver Lining It’s always darkest

Before the dawn have a nice day thanks for coming bye try get rid of me no bye hey come with me arnes and tell spirit all about I mean somebody’s life has got to be more pathetic than mine oh hi Josh who’s Josh cute hat you look like you’re ready

To go riding okay I didn’t mean with me well neither did I there’s plenty of bikes in this town got you just kidding so was I who’s Josh uh just a new neighbor Brianna with bad tasting women so what’s this about a problem it’s Ginger she

Always wants to be with me she Smothers me I didn’t know it was going to be like this you know what your problem is you got with ginger because you were mad at bana that is not true right I like ginger just to calling me 20 times a day

I can’t stand at least Banna left a little mystery with ginger you always know who done it so when did you get the bike ah two Christmases ago at my dad’s it was a big guilt year he was uh thinking about moving in with this girlfriend oh I know

Exactly what you mean these earrings I walked in on my dad and his day they were just holding hands but if I came in 10 minutes later these’ be real diamonds well I better get going my mom’s microwaving a burrito for me and you know what that means what breakfast at the

Hospital well you know if you want a homecook meal I can always whip something up for you you can cook of course I can cook you can call me Chef boy ARB oh thank you for helping me with dinner Mommy helping you i f fix the whole meal what are

You oh hi I’m sorry I’m such a mess but I’ve been in the kitchen cooking all [Laughter] day it smells great what are we having we’re having love love chicken we having in the chicken is French H nice to meet you Josh I’m banna’s mother Nicole I’ve heard a lot

About you oh so you’ve been talking about me that’s a good sign I don’t believe this I’m getting it twice a day in the morning and at night Flex okay enough about your love life the children present Nicole this is not a good time I’m at war with Howard mcre as if the

Newspapers weren’t enough now he’s attacking me on the internet you didn’t tell me your dad was Flex Washington oh by the way my daddy’s Flex Washington I’m off the high road I’m taking a low road throw away all the soap I’m getting down and dirty are you finished because this is

Banna’s friend Josh okay hi hey yeah I’ve heard so much about you uh I’m Flex Washington Brianna father nice to meet you Mr Washington I’m a big fan of the flex files hey thanks man I like this kid hi I’m Howard McIntyre Josh’s father his mother said he was down here

McIntyre Washington dad M Flex dad oh my bad go with your daddy dad you can’t slam the door on the first second third love of my life I cannot believe you get back oh gosh I’m so sorry Josh Howard I’m briana’s mother Nicole um why don’t

You guys come in for a few minutes maybe it would help if we got to know one another forget it Nicole he’s the hater I can feel breathing on my calves when I’m trying to do an interview with an athlete in the locker room big talk for

A two-time NBA loser with nothing but a pretty smile and a q card with complicated words like flap dad you’re messing up everything Bri on it I’ll see you tomorrow oh no no no you won’t my daughter is not going to associate with the son of the slanderer who’s trying to

Take the food off of our table the roof from over our heads and the DK and white off your back son you are not dating the daughter of the poster child of America’s short attention span a Washington by any other name would be just as foul come on we’re leaving Oh Oh

No you’re not leaving I’m kicking you out George Jefferson style get out dad you’re ruining my life baby hold your tongue your life be not yours to your 18 oh my gosh Josh why Josh hello what are you doing out there I got you something you know since we never got to

Have dinner together oh you are so sweet look I’m sorry about my dad he’s such a dork I’m sorry about mine too he’s a bigger dork I can’t stop thinking about you ban oh well you know if my dork finds out he’s going to kill you oh this is so romantic

That was so close yeah I better go try not to dream about me too much you didn’t see that ow ow thought you said you were taking me out to breakfast are we not out is this not breakfast what is this another McIntyre article man listen

To this fate Smiled On Me yesterday when I was given the opportunity to visit Flex Washington’s home it’s decorated in early Fred Fred Flintstone Fred Sanford Freddy Krueger pick a Fred oh hey if you’re Fred Flintstone does that make me Mr Slate I killed him in the coffee

Room hey my daughter hates me and is probably going to run off with the son of the man who’s making me the laughing stock of Baltimore not mine was funnier what I don’t understand is what’s this guy’s beef with me oh it’s simple flexi since the Donna man or what

I like to call the early 80s there’s been this battle between print journalists and broadcast journalists tell us more man you see your print journalists are generally smarter but not the most attractive folk bordering on Carney it’s like a little bagery of circus freaks if you will well there’s

Only one way to deal with a little circus freak I’m going to go over to that Newsroom and pound that little freaking to a a little of freak that’s what I’m going to do hold on flexia hold on you can’t go around beating up little people or bowling them we offering them

$50 to sing ding-dong The Witches dead at your divorce hearing you know what you can do and show him what it’s like to dance your dance really challenge him to a sports duel if you will oh I get it I get it invite McIntyre to join me on the flex

Files and I can show him how it’s done yeah this way we’ll go head tohe head or in his case head to knee no mine was funny Yeah get the door go get the door how they actually deliver Mr Washington’s coffee table to your apartment how’ you accidentally back into the door frame what po get in there okay Dwayne so what’s going on yeah how did all those different stores get the wrong

Address okay I have a confession to make no well see I had a big date my first one since Stacy and I broke up so I’ve been borrowing fl’s things so uh we can just keep this our little secret huh sure for 50 bucks each y’all can

Forget welcome to a very special edition of the flex CL o this is a big Showdown BR was telling us about today is noted Baltimore Sports journalist Howard McIntyre or as I like to call him behind his back little mat I’ve invited him on this special

Edition of the flex files so he can teach me how to do my job all thank you Flex it’s a pleasure to be here and here and now I’ll turn things over to our station manager Hank Hampton who will set the stage for tonight’s sports challenge take it away Hank thank you

Flex well the challenge is quite simple I’ve selected two clips from the Super Bowl between the New York Giants and our beloved Baltimore Ravens our two newsmen here Mr McIntyre and Washington will do a highlight commentary Mr Washington you want the toss back backstage you uh go

First thanks Hank all right sports fans duer with a three-step drop looks off to safety like he’s flirting with the guy this man is sick he hits stokeley who’s more open than Shannon Sharp’s mouth then it takes it to the his house a 38 yard touchdown pass that has the people

Of Baltimore forgetting all about the Dreadful day when the Mayflower trucks hurted the coats out of town flat out it’s all yours Howard okay okay the ball is snapped dfur drops back oh wait I I think that’s Banks and and it looks like he’s making an early deposit or is it a

Withdrawal uh uh wait can you rewind that uh never mind um and it it it looks like it it it looks like the guy caught it like the flu a chew God bless you no no no no that’s my flat app a chew oh we’re out

Oh my God I suck it’s so much easier when I do it in my basement what is it now Ginger I miss you wish you tozy [Laughter] woozy okay bye okay that’s it all right I’ve had it it’s not how it’s supposed to be I need someone who’s going to give

Me some space someone who’s independent someone who’s not named after a spice if it’s so funny I’d like to see you do what I do look man I respect what you do I didn’t make fun of you until you started making fun of me why you

Make it look so easy and I I hate that FL adap thing just like I hate Kevin cner I don’t know why I just do look man it it’s not as easy being me as it looks for example see I have to watch my weight you on the other hand and can let

Yourself go even more listen up guys um the kids have something to say Daddy and Mr McIntyre we could disobey you guys and sneak around and see each other but we need our allowances and I really like Rihanna a lot hey man we need to be to Hatchet

For the kids sake you’re taking all the fun out of at Washington but I’m going to be the bigger guy for the kids sake Howard you could never be the bigger guy spirit I made my mind I want Brianna back she’s a girlfri Me that was so close we’re getting good at this I hope you good at Running you better watch yourself Romeo good morning bana uh a great morning once again I’m waking up to a hot breakfast without having to hear my daddy scream fire oh I was worried you were bored of me and my pancakes girl are you kidding you’re always making different flavors the strawberry raspberry

Blueberry oh and my daddy only makes one kind Berry nasty and just for that I’m not making my special eggs ever again oh no no more scrambled I Can’t Believe It’s Not eggs what’s wrong there is actually a bottle of ketchup yeah I went to the grocery store

And picked up a few things for you guys so you wouldn’t have to keep borrowing from Wendy’s oh let’s see what else you got oh t m what real napkins with flowers Oh I thought they only made these with golden arches and the fade smell of french

Fries oh oh this is so great I got pancakes a happy daddy a woman in our life with good taste and my shoe size oh it’s like we’re a normal family hey man come B you [Applause] T sometimes in this life you can feel all by

Yourself but I have a partner but I can’t no one so don’t isolate yourself when there’s nobody around oh yeah I’ll nobody break this One now dancing dwarfs hey Flex how do you feel about dancing dwarfs or your dce priz retirement party Dwayne I’ve seen you dance you’re not that good very funny look FX you put me in charge of entertainment you have to trust my instincts why don’t you get

Candy to help you she’s dating you so I know she’s got an eye for circus freaks hey guys Flex I picked you up some new bed sheets 500 thread count Egyptian cotton ooh Egyptian cotton I don’t know why the Romans ever left Egypt uh so uh NAD dog you nervous about

Meeting flex’s parents at the party next week not really I think I’m actually going to make a great impression at least on your dad I have the perfect gift idea for him oh uh oh you’re so sweet Natalie but uh my dad was in Vietnam he doesn’t care about your

Freely bed sheets he used to brush his teeth with a rock so don’t worry your pretty little head you’re such a misogynist well I do enjoy a good rub down yeah oh flx what’s going on around here man I mean Natalie’s redecorating your place talking back to you did she move in man

She hasn’t moved in this is still my place my crib my kingdom oh your kingdom yeah I suppose that this is the Royal popery your highness oh Natalie bought that Daddy’s idea of air freshener is burping after eating an orange okay it’s true and I don’t know

When it happened it just kind of snuck up on me this relationship is in full bloom and I’m not looking for the weed killer and where do you think you’re going oh to the movies with Arn and spirit is that okay it depends what movie Kill die be

Dead you mean the sequel to stab stab die already sweetie you know how you are about horror movies the last time you came home so pale you look like the old white guy from Poltergeist but Daddy a Rihanna Latrice Barn promise me you will not go see kill die be

Dead fine Daddy I promise I will not go see kill die be dead why are you screaming the movie just started yeah nobody’s killed died or be dead yet I know but is that a [ __ ] Le joint oh my God it’s de she’s here your dad can’t be far behind you better

Hi did you think I was looking for a lost Milk Dud down here oh clay Renee just sat out next to Miss Clark clay Renee the football player yeah he’s headed for the Hall of Fame his nickname is the Bone Crusher well he looks like he’s got a

Crush on his car what what about my dad my daddy my daddy I don’t think your dad is his type that Bo SP one another P [ __ ] you do oh oh pork skins Flex you trying to kill the man before he retires no man these things are like

Truth serum for my dad a belly full of these and I’ll get the name of every friend he would want at his surprise party yeah hey Pop here you go ah pork skin nature’s candy so Flex how are things with Natalie your mother and I looking forward to meeting you oh everything’s

Fine H great this going nice and slow nice and slow so uh how’s your old friend Arie leech he he moved to Florida right have you talked to him lately oh that would be an expensive call since he’s dead this must be serious well you don’t get much more serious and

Dead I met flex and Natalie fool let me tell you Mr Barnes you are going to love Natalie I mean she’s great just look what she’s done with flex’s Place she’s made it so homie what’s up I met hom e feeling yeah son I’ve been meaning to ask you when did she

Move in she hasn’t moved in pop son you have sparkly pillows she’s in okay yeah we’re getting serious and and she does spend a lot of time here but I’m okay with that in fact I like it and you know what else I like your poker buddies what’s your old buddy Leroy

Johnson up to you mean when he’s not dead Why is Natalie here with Clay Renee everything between her and my dad is going so great are you sure it’s her well maybe not I’ll find out ow yeah it’s Hur dang oh come on y’all we got to get a closer look so I can find out what’s

Really going on hey where is everybody I don’t want to miss anything boy it’s a horror movie the girls put their going to go down to the basement with a weak flashlight and die okay let’s go sorry open those shoes in the movie theater bad idea

Okay don’t go in there don’t go in there did I tell her not to go in there I am so glad you were home when I called I really needed to see you come on you know me you call I jump oh I’m so glad you guys are here with me

Because my house is no longer a home it’s no longer built with the bricks of love but pieace together with the stones of life well good luck with that yeah see you hey Brie you went to see kill D be dead didn’t you what dam that’s crazy talk I was at the

Library okay so how about a nice hot cup I saw the movie I’m sorry BR I can’t believe you went to see it after I told you not to well uh uh Natalie was there with Clay Renee where that killed I dead hi I saw

You why did you say hi don’t even try to deny the fact that huh I knew she was going to the movies with Clay how’s he doing well he’s doing okay he says hi hi wait wait you know about her and clar Rene they used to dat what did they

Break up an hour ago Rihanna clay and I are just friends your father knows that and he also knows that he can trust me isn’t that right Flex of course course Brianna Natalie and I trust each other we don’t have any secrets exactly which is why I can tell

Your father I’m having dinner with Clay tomorrow night and he won’t get jealous excuse me you having what what win win why why because we’re friends but that’s twoo nice in the rad you’re okay with it right yeah Daddy you okay with it right of course

Tripping yeah because now and I we have a relationship that’s built on trust solid a thank you baby you’re probably the most together boyfriend I’ve ever had yeah that’s me oh where you going we in mid hug Che this out check this out you going to love this watch how low can you

Go all Don’t Drown watch out now go on now go all right right all right now go on now give it up for the um water bottle guy hey man that was just fantastic and refreshing hey man that was fantastic thank you go ahead and keep it oh man I

Told I don’t know why you keep auditioning all these acts for your father’s retirement party you should just let my sister javanka sing ooh she sings Like An Angel yeah like an angel that’s been throttled and tossed into a blender next up hoop elicious all right Miss Licious it is

Time to raise the hoop hoop it up come on Flex when you show a little more enthusiasm you’re not even paying attention freaks have feelings too you know look you’re right Dwayne I’m sorry man I just can’t stop thinking about Natalie and Clay Renee Flex stop worrying Natalie is your girl and she’s

Crazy about you even though clay Renee is fine and looks like a great God oh I wonder what he would look like coming out of a clam shell oh hello hello all right your man’s right here all right respect me I I know I should trust her and I’m

Even sure I do but who stays friends with an ex oh lots of people Flex I have tons of old boyfriends I’m still friends with uh baby um I’ve been a meaning to talk with you about that um uh now that you and I are taking love

Naps I don’t know how comfortable I am with that o disco Hoops get it oh baby you are definitely getting a call back there you go thank you very much for coming so you’re friends with these guys and and you don’t think that they have any sort of hidden agenda no well they

Do how do you know because they’re guys and guys want one thing all right we just lay in weight like a cheetah just praying for that moment of weakness and that’s when we pounce on you as a friend wait a minute so when we were just hanging out as friends you were

Just waiting around to pounce on me oh my God all right no no no next up Benny and Kenny here you go whenever you’re ready fellas thanks yeah thanks it’s good to be here now Kenny let let me do the talking yeah whatever hi I’m Benny and this is my

Good friend Kenny oh we’re better than good friends I don’t let just anyone stick a cold hand up there say Flex if you think I’m just friends with Natalie you the dummy oh no no no you’re clay no no no I’m [Laughter] wood trust him I can trust

Him ooh uh-oh the only time you bring out the Dum dumbbell is when you really upset with somebody and I haven’t done anything wrong today so this must be about Natalie Brandon hate to admit it but you’re right something’s up with clay and Natalie the dummy told me do I uh yeah

Sure well you know what I’m glad to see that my old Daddy’s back all that I’m a mature boyfriend gibberish was really starting to worry me yeah you you don’t see me going to the movies or having dinner with any of my ex-girlfriends I’m saying that woman is too time in us the

Point is when a relationship is over it’s over say bye-bye and close the book don’t mess with my woman you know what what you know what you know what just tell me I’m going to go down to that restaurant and handle this like a man um um daddy it is Clay

The Bone Crusher Renee and you’re just Flex the Boney washing it how many times do I have to tell you I’m not bony I’m wiry okay you drive I’ll do a few more reps in the car and the way to the restaurant hope the restaurant’s in Albuquerque Oh Daddy there they are right there let’s go get Him oh no no no wait man maybe I overreacted so I don’t want to embarrass myself oh no isn’t that the touching giggle that’s my touching giggle okay it’s time to make her choose it’s either us or him go kick some butt no no no no

No before I go over there and give him a beat down we need a plan something sneaky something intricate something devious what would the Russians do you want to stand in line to beat them up no they would send in one of their top spies KGB or in my case one

K hey the bigger they are the harder they fall I’m about to kick some buff of my daddy slow down SL down you stop flip flopping okay before any attack there has to be some information gathered there has to be some reconnaissance wait what does French art have to do with

This what are you doing school sleep I’m talking about a gathering of information now if you go over there and she introduces you as her her boyfriend’s daughter we all good but if she introduces you as just another student then it’s on okay Daddy I’m going in

Hi Natalie Ranna what are you doing here well you told me if I ever saw you and Clay together that I should just come over and say hi so hi are you with your dad who no wait oh him Dad Dad yeah no no no he’s not here he’s he’s somewhere but

Um why don’t you introduce me to your friend oh of course clay this is Brianna hello Brian that’s it I’m just Briana yeah and what are you doing down here by yourself you’re not the one asking questions I’m the one asking questions and I’ll be right

Back what happened there was a flaw in your plan she stopped short at Briana that’s it I’m going to go punch him uh after I blind him with this s you didn’t know your daddy was a rough neck huh yeah hey clay let me holl at you

See Nat please don’t leave me for clay Renee yes I told you we’re just friends you and him not you and me right daddy stay strong there is no way they can be just friends all right Daddy just let it go let it go ain’t nobody worth dying

For clay I can handle this Flex I’m here for you clay gave me an autograph football to give to your dad at his retirement party and to thank him I was just taking him to dinner mhm a likely story yeah likely and and true story I told you we’re just friends the

Only thing we have in common are horror movies and nice restaurants say bro sometimes it’s nice to have a woman is just a friend you sometimes you got an emotion you want to share and only a woman would understand Oh Daddy he is so sensitive oh and

Strong you know what I’m going to take off and let you guys sort this up uh well this might be a good time to tell you man I’m a fan maybe sometime you can come down and do my show for that that I guess that’s a Flo Natalie don’t don’t blame daddy

Brianna stay out of this but it’s my fault oh Natalie listen to the girl she makes a lot of sense look it’s just that things were going so well between you two it just felt like we were becoming a real family Brianna I feel the same way but

Trust is a very important part of any relationship if the three of us don’t have it it’s not going to work that’s exactly what I’ve been trying to tell her nice try but I am flattered that you were willing to fight clay and sacrifice your good looks for

Me girl please that’ll ran long before it got to that great dip M Licious U Can you make some more of this for my dad’s retirement party next week man who needs a blender when you have mislicious hey guys we’re back who’s that oh she’s my new friend oh you

Said I could have a platonic friend oh Really oh is this great or what what oh this yeah this is great but I’ve been waiting for some of that but that’s just it this is great even without that it is of course it is well not that that isn’t great but this just works so well

Because we’re already such good friends it’s true there’s nothing like a good friend now enough of that how about some of this you know we don’t have to make out we could just hang out like we used to because on top of being boyfriend and girlfriend we’re also good friends yeah

See how lucky we are I always thought getting lucky meant something else so what should we do friend well how about some of this now that’s what I’m talking about can feel all by yourself but I have a partner when I can’t TR no one so don’t isolate yourself when there’s

Nobody around yeah I’ll be what A one break this one just now We if it wasn’t for I don’t know how Brianna this is dtin see oh my God Dr Phil is white can I get a little help you know how upset Natalie is with me and she’s on the way over here and I want everything to be perfect daddy you can’t

Commit I come from a broken home it ain’t never going to be perfect yeah you’re forgetting I have the secret weapon behold pagal Brianna put the engagement ring back in the box I’m just so excited so are you proposing tonight nope on Saturday night yes after a romantic dinner there’ll be

Flowers violins and when I drop to one knee or choir will magically appear out of the crowd singing The Glory that is US hello oh hey Mommy how’s everything in Africa oh you’re going on Safari oh that’s Natalie all right beat it and if anyone shoots Your mother tell them

I’m going put a head over the fireplace daddy we don’t have a fireplace well give me your head and I build one so I’m coming hey baby you look good yeah I know what do you want you you’re the most important thing in my life and I just want to tell you

FX I need to talk to you right away not now Dwayne I’m talking to Natalie oh that that’s okay y’all two just go on with yall lives now what I was going to say was that I was wrong and and with M Dwayne left your apartment after only being told

Once oh my God he’s dying that fool owe me $50 are you okay Flex man I went to the doctor today I don’t know how to tell you this but but I have what is it high cholesterol cut out all the cheese now if you don’t mind I need to get back in

Here to the woman I love Flex I can’t cut the cheese SC says it’s genetic he says I should find my father to see if there’s any history of heart disease in my family well I think that’s a great idea you might want to start looking in the

Short and husky department at se see man look this serious the prospect of finding my dad has always scared me but now I have to I need to know him Flex all right you’re right man I’m sorry now what has your mom told you

About it my mom oh that’s a great idea I mean she probably knows who he is right what other words of wisdom do you have for me old wise one making me drive all the way over here selfish from beginning to end bottom line is you just can’t commit can you Flex

Oh my God it’s beautiful it’s perfect I’m getting married I’m getting married before my sister I forgive you Flex I forgive you for everything I was only go for 5 minutes what would you have done if I was going for 10 why don’t you go back out and see

Okay thanks for carrying my book to me boo you’re welcome boo thanks for carrying my books Spirit oh these are mine I left your books back in biology oh man what’s so funny these are his books oh don’t turn around there’s a job go I just feel so bad I broke his heart

I should go over there and see if he’s okay look at him he’s hot blonde girl he’ll get over it hey Josh how’s it going what do you want I want us to be friends please you ripped my heart out and tossed it on the sidewalk don’t you

Mean kicked it to the Curve whatever sure there’s a dog and a homeless guy fighting over it right now well if you change your mind let me know a it hurts doesn’t it yeah what about you doesn’t it hurt seeing her with Ares M that’s his

Loss she’ll never love him the way I do not with all those morals but it’s not too late for you what are you talking about you know better than anyone else Brianna doesn’t know what she wants you should be her friend again because you never know yeah that’s exactly what our Nez

Did mhm that’s all I’m trying to say boo but you know what they say break up to makeup I’m way ahead of you so what do I do next just you leave it up to me Ginger’s going to take care of It oh that’s sexy what’ you say I love you baby but that strawberry is rotten oh really well uh how about this one got it m we should do this when strawberries are in season mm- nope we’ll eat them and we’ll like them I skip school for this I don’t skip

School for just anyone and I don’t fall in love with just anyone a really what do you love about me well let’s see see I love the way your nose crinkles up when you smile I love how when I’ve had a hard day you

Rub my back and I think it’s so cute how your feet blow up when you eat too much salt that’s not cute no it’s not cute but it’s love is there anything you want to ask me oh yeah yeah will you have dinner with me tomorrow night yeah yes yes of course

Yes okay I’ll take that as a yes oh dinner oh dinner right I love dinner well Brianna won’t be home for another 3 hours so um we can skip right to the zert you have some soap on your nose oh um can you get it for me yeah sure oh

Wait my hands are wet too come here okay you guys better cut it out I mean your dad’s going to be home any minute and he’s going to suspect something when he sees me throwing up all over the place what’s going on hey Daddy you two been fooling around and you’ve been watching

Uh-uh no sir I have way too much respect for you and your daughter than to ever do something like that under your roof but you do be watching all the time Flex Flex my Mom finally gave me my dad’s real name turns out she’s been lying to me all these years his name

Isn’t dead beat Knox so how you going to find him private investigator made an appointment for tomorrow will you come with me I’d be happy to give you moreal support actually I was looking for a little uh financial support yeah this this guy isn’t cheap I know you’re not kissing behind my

Back hey Daddy here we go I did a preliminary background check on your father uh his name is Von Odell Knox o Odell we have the same middle name also known as hard KNX Knox three times and Knox KNX who’s there you got to be kidding me this must

Be some kind of joke nope appar apparently Dwayne’s father is a CIA operative my dad’s cooler than your dad Dwayne this guy just praying on your emotions listen to everything that comes out of his mouth it’s wacky oh you think so huh Mr flat up man well that’s not

Much of a secret I’m on television twice a day oh yeah well your real name is flex Barnes O positive blood type 8th grade GPA was 2.9 wife Nicole hates puppies butterflies and and rainbows what kind of monster is she well he’s right about the puppy thing yeah and and the butterflies and

The rainbows and Lord knows she is a monster but we’re definitely not married according to the court records you’ve been married since June 18th 1986 oh man this has to be some kind of mistake we’ve been divorced for 14 years no you’ve had an overdue library book

For 14 years but you’re definitely not divorced from Nicole artha Barnes I can’t believe this I’m still married to Nicole well how can you propose a Natalie if you and Nicole never got a divorce ooh that’s a daddy question I’m supposed to take Natalie to dinner in an hour I can’t believe this

For the past 14 years I’ve still been married this is crazy don’t sweat it Flex when Nicole picks up just explain the problem she’ll sign some papers and you’ll be divorced again for the first time Brianna when you talked to your mom yesterday what did she say oh she said

She was going on Safari in the jungle so she’ll be unreachable for 3 Days anything wrong no no okay well I’m headed to Che leading practice good luck with your proposal tonight yay Daddy okay see you that’s it dog the proposals are I could kill Nicole you know having a wife

Is ruining my relationship with my girlfriend have to call Natalie now and cancel our date hey honey let’s go don’t want to be late uh Natalie what are you doing here I’m just so excited about tonight I can’t wait to eat dinner and be engaged in stimulating conversation

With you uh okay let me get my jacket now come on I’m hungry I’m ready and I’m 30 hey D cancel everything the flowers the singing Everything come on I told you I’m 30 quick Rihanna’s coming okay so what do I do okay follow the plan make up accept

Her apology take her to Burger Hut 7:30 they have better fries than McDonald’s oh you’re so cute they have better friends of McDonald’s stick to the plan oh Ranna hey look uh I’ve been thinking and I’m ready to accept your apology oh Josh I’m so happy you know I

Never meant to hurt you hey it’s it’s all right how about I take you to the Burger Hut later as friends say 7:30 okay all [Laughter] right Ginger you okay like you care even though we’re not seeing each other anymore I’d still like to be friends well I can’t talk about it in

The hallway I don’t want prying ears knowing my business but I wish there was some place we could go talk in private how about the library Burger Hut 7:15 okay I’ll see you then thank you arnest you’re such a good friend yeah can you have Nicole call as

Soon as she gets back to the hotel thank you how do you say goodbye and scuzzi all right peace out I can’t say this enough FX I just love this restaurant it’s so romantic and they have this wonderful lotion in the bathroom it makes my finger so soft

And silky don’t you think oh your right hand is silkier you know you can get the same results with butter oh my God Flex Rose pedals what’s the occasion uh it’s it’s no occasion there’s a hole in the roof and I’m calling the Health Department I’ll be right

Back Dwayne you forgot to cancel the rose pedals no this ain’t your daddy I asked you to cancel all my proposal plans for tonight man how could you forget I got go uh excuse me could you uh play something more romantic but I love Here Comes the Bride I said something more

Romantic what has gotten into you uh nothing it’s no big uh [Applause] uhoh please take my and y’ came in a little too early uh if I’m going to do this I’m going to do this the right way Natalie all my life I’ve considered myself a lucky man then you came along and I feel even luckier I love

You my daughter loves you and the three of us are great together Natalie will you marry me oh my God I never expected this yes yes oh okay that’s EQ guys us now and [Applause] Forever marry me She’s gone my best friend Jennifer the doctor said it was peaceful though hey isn’t Jennifer your cat some say she’s a cat I say an angel with whiskers you know what Ginger I hope you feel better and sorry to hear about your cat Angel the dead thing whatever but you understand me

So is that Ares and ginger kissing Ares how could you it’s not what you think Banna this wasn’t that Banna wait up she’s gone but I’m here for you boo D Wayne I’m engaged oh Nat man you are the greatest I mean not that many women

Would have said yes knowing that Flex is still married you’re still married well it’s actually it’s a funny story girl you just going to laugh and laugh C me down I it’s the craziest thing I mean there Nicole there’s his baby I don’t want to he it’s no big deal apparently

Our divorce never went through but once I track Nicole down things will be fine I don’t kiss married man but I’m not really married all right just legally married I got a message maybe it’s in the PO Mr Washington this is the American Consulate in skukuza I have bad

News your wife Nicole took a drive in into the jungle with her lover Jaden there was an accident their empty jeep was found overturned several miles from the main road apparently they are lost deep in the jungle daddy is Mommy okay I don’t know baby I don’t

Know oh hey Pete dway here’s the info I promised you oh man can’t believe it my father’s in this envelope yes I’ll catch the first plane out it’s okay it’s going to be Okay Jaden Jaden ow something f what voicemail AR turn on your phone Daddy has been a whole week and arest still hasn’t called and I’m pretty sure he knows how to use his phone because I showed him again before we left oh baby I’m sure he’s fine we would

Heard something by now I mean that’s what the 11:00 news is for daddy look baby you just need to get your mind off him and why don’t you come to work with me again they’re unveiling a new flex file set I know why you’ve been dragging me down to work all week I

Promised you I won’t run away to New York again oh that’s right you did run away there didn’t you oh I forgot all about that oh really so is that why you nailed my window shut uh baby that was because of the West n virus you coming with me is is about us

Spending time together mhm come on Daddy I thought we talked about this you can trust me I won’t run away and make you cry again hey I never said I cried it was more like a Mist remember if we have a problem we agree we should talk about it I’m going

To be 18 soon an adult and you have to treat me like one I I don’t have to but but I’m going to now where’s my rent money I I promise I I I I’m going to be calm I’m going to be rational and and I’ll Trust you you can call me Zen

Daddy and and Daddy’s okay with you not coming with him to work mhm all right so I’ll see you when I Get sometimes in this life you can feel all by yourself but I have a partner when I can’t uh when there’s around oh yeah I’ll be what a you Break good afternoon all good afternoon all today is a big day and not just for me well mainly for me but for all of us yes for all of us today the flex files will will forever become a part of that vast world that we call syndication just call me Oprah

Light and here he is the man responsible for making all our dreams come true well mainly mine the King of Queens World syndication Matt Johnson everybody give it up for him he may be short but he’s Rich come on y’all and it’s for you flex two words yard

Sale your show’s not happening look what are you talking about what about syndication what about Oprah light H’s out she had a terrible accident too much collagen injected into her lips look at that oh man look like two hot legs on her face Matt see you may see someone as

Horribly disfigured but I see someone as the person reaching out to the ugly audience ugly people don’t buy things nothing looks good on them I’m sorry but there is no show without Holly okay you can’t do this to me Matt like I I’ve worked for years to get the flex file syndicated I’ve

Sacrificed everything relationships family even my political aspirations Flex for president gone listen buddy boy I got a hundred television stations expecting a new show starring you and a beautiful girl I’m sorry that’s a wrap everybody thank you for your help I’ve got some UPS job applications if anyone’s

Interested don’t give up on me all right give me a chance I can come up with something you know I like you Flex normally tall black men scare me but you’ll get your extra time as it happens mat alicious has a hot date tonight so you have 24 hours if I get

Lucky you get lucky fresh hot popcorn and maybe that’s my new show I cook I do Sports I call it hoops and soups how about a sports makeover show each week you can give some football player a makeover at least that way people would have a reason to watch the Show Daddy go watch the game at d wayes game ain’t no game on look I know this is father daughter Spirit time but go be with your friends we can’t run away our nails are wet girl move out the way sweetie I want to make sure we spend

Enough time together I mean we both know what happens when I get too busy we get better snacks sorry ever since we were Starving Artists in New York I see the value of food we we’re not going back so just go okay but I’m not going because I love

Football more than you I love both of you equally oh my phone is ringing I bet you was on this bet it’s you oh yeah I was sitting on my phone can’t kick see if they had Ricky Williams they’d be going for it instead of trying to kick a field goal what

Happened to coaches who take chances they get five I mean how can Ricky just walk away and quit the NFL at 27 he didn’t want to run on grass anymore he want to smoke it what are you going to do about the show not at Holly out I don’t know man

It’s been racking my brain and I keep coming back to the same thing me was not what the show was before exactly and who bought that show well you sure I cranky when you have no future and no neck I’m wondering what keeps your head up where

Where turle boy has a point you need to come up with something different I me I know I I don’t want some dumb sidekick again you know if they’re going to give me somebody why can’t it be somebody who knows Sports know like you guys you know

The four of us just ripping talking about the Week sports topics wait a minute H I know what you’re thinking yeah you’re thinking if we use a coupon we can get an extra piece of and no one will notice that I ain’t kick it in no D I’m talking about this this man

This is my show you see everyone else uses celebrities see with you guys I can reach the Common Man the average Joe the loser that no one cares about I could spend records hey Ace man it’s a sport show man it’s no records no but I’m good I mean

Like no no no no cut him F cut him he’s being difficult he’s rued our show and I need this man I beg you Flex I haven’t been able to find a job I’m running out of money cut him just let him go cut him Indian food what about some Indian

Food can we get some Indian food Ares loves Curry Ares doesn’t even know what Curry is he thinks Curry is the guy running for president I never thought I would miss Ares this much I really blew it didn’t I Pizza did you say pizza look I didn’t want to get involved

With him because I didn’t want to lose him as a friend but now I’ve lost him anyway he’s gone on it’s not too late maybe you can call him and tell him how you feel and while you do that I’mma call a pizza man and tell him how I

Feel you know what you’re right it’s about time I told arnes that I love him oh my God I love him what his phone is still off oh I can’t stand him why didn’t I say something when I had the chance I’ll Never Love anyone again now I have to

Grow old with you nuh-uh I’m getting a man girl thank God I have you come on we can go get something to eat how about some pizza did somebody say Pizza oh our n we’re so happy to see you go miss you too so nice seeing your face you smell like bread and I’m starving why if I get something to eat so you’re back what happened well when you run out of money and have to give

Blood 5 days in a row just for orange juice and cookies it’s time to go home yeah I have to admit things haven’t been much fun Around Here Without You Brianna and I were just talking about that weren’t we Briana yes I was just saying that I never realized how annoying Spirit was

Without you being around but the important thing is that you’re back thanks hey you guys going to eat this bacon grease I’m not putting up with any more of this Brianna arnz drama you need to tell them how you feel or I’m walking out that

Door okay look we both know I ain’t got nowhere to go MH what you said If You Ever Had the Chance you’d say something and here’s your chance okay you win I’m going to do this um Ares I have something that I want to say okay okay it it’s like

This you and me we’ve been going back oh my syndication dreams Aren’t Dead my new show has me arz arz what are you doing here Spirit lock the door daddy is relax I’m not going anywhere you’re not going to hurt me are you cuz I’m frail I’m weak and my blood doesn’t clot

Anymore daddy remember you’re my zen daddy you’re right you’re right that was the old Flex this is Zen Flex arz my home is your home you know it’s funny youed should say that your home being my home cuz when we were in New York you said if I

Ever need anything to let you know mhm well I need something a place to crash and until I figure things out like going to school and where I’m going to stay that’s funny you ask me last week I said what Over My Dead Body but this is the new flex man of course

You can crash on my couch man come on man some bread so our NE is staying here in our house yep because I trust you and because then Daddy wouldn’t say no Wy hey you guys ready yeah oh my God my lines I forgot my lines Dwayne there

Aren’t any lines man it’s all improv that’s the hook man improv are you mad I’m not Wayne Brady no I can’t dance okay now I got my show down I’m going to check on my baby all right hey Brianna hey sweetie where’s on this no I thought you brought him

Up well so since you did what’s he doing so put him on yeah yeah arz yeah uh I’ll be home after my Taw do class what the black like you to meet my new girlfriend ra renko pleasure to meet you the pleasures are yours isn’t she hot I met her on my

Croatian Bachelor tour bachor tour yeah it’s when Eastern black women like me who live on potatoes and beets are marched into a room filled with Filthy Rich American men and I mean it was love at for s well as long as it’s true love I’m sure

She’s uh very sweet I’m glad you like her Flex because she’s your new co-host oh co-host Matt I thought you were going to give me a chance to come up with my own show well what about them say holla holla the homeless guys Security will take care of

Then oh man those are my boys that’s that’s the show you there regular guys talking about sports damn baby I cannot work with B Be def Fat Matt Darling you fix this and I will be over there trying those hoos I heard so much around for $300 in a carton of maros you

Could have her sister mat buddy look I’m trying to make a living here and you’re pairing me up with this Eastern Black Barbie wake up and smell a vodka man she’s using you look I know this looks bad but look at me now Look at her now look at me again now her

Again God I love this power I have but what about my idea it appeals to the common man he’s Flex people love the hot couple thing I mean they want another JLo and Denzel and JLo is not with Denzel give her time now come on Flex a smart guy like you

Knows the Croatian Market is untapped but what about my guys man I can’t fire them jesz don’t worry about it I’ll take care of them hey flex’s friends you’re fired what except you big guy we’ll find something for you to do I could spin records records oh that’s perfect for a sports

Show well I’m not just saying that because I’m scared of you look guys I’m I’m sorry I don’t know what to say but I Fought For You Flex We were right here hey it’s no hard feelings I mean the show business we got beat out by boobs hers and his

Why why don’t you guys go over to the food table and grab as much as you can and uh you know that’s the least I can do sweetheart you look beautiful all right uh Flex let’s do a dry run hello and welcome to the end of my

Dreams I mean the flex files so what does my co-host want to talk about today squirrel and moose I would like to talk about Terell lowens and how he’s going to lead the Eagles to this Super Bowl oh yeah well it’s still a tough division with Joe Gibbs returning to

Washington as I know Andy L man and going to the Giants but I still like the eagles Javon KY he’s a monster they lost Troy Vincent they got the Jones they lost Carlos imans he’s damaged goods 71 solo tackles last year he broke his leg he’ll be the best he’s done

Oh oh I love this it’s like the cold war all over again only you’re Reagan and you’re gorbachov and it’s like with cleavage and a clear forehead so arest slept all day yep lazy boy with no goals no direction and no body fat God I love

Him oh here’s an idea I had just a 100 times tell them Spirit you don’t understand I can’t my my dad would never let me live with my boyfriend and I love having him here he always has his shirt off hello stop being so logical and selfish

At the very least do it for me for the romantic and me who never gets to save her life’s true treasure love now go you’re right I should do it you know it wouldn’t kill you to say don’t worry Spirit you’ll find love not right now hey arnes how’s your

Sandwich Ares can we go somewhere and talk somewhere private like the roof oh okay I should put on a warmer shirt so you brought me up here to talk about Spirit right we need to find her a man how about the guy around the corner who collects cans this is about me and

You look arz I should have said this a long time ago I know I told you that I just wanted to be friends but while you were gone all I could do is think about you and how much I wanted to do This man look at them little sneak I’mma kill him wa hold on Zen daddy think about it all right if you overreact now you might push her away baby for good you don’t want that do you just man those kids can hold their breath that’s I’m going to kill

Her wait this just killing me man I’ll be an enlightened parent but I’m not going to be a stupid parent he has to go hey come on Flex man where’s your compassion I mean the boy’s practically an orphan man he’s got no place to go man you’re right man I got to help

Him Hey nice to see you too Bri why don’t you go ahead and start dinner huh but I don’t just goad uh arz you’re going to be living with Dwayne now huh oh Dwayne look change m i this look Blen is falling on some hard times now he lost his job he lost

His girlfriend lost another job today uh he can really use the companionship and the rent money I can’t afford rent Mr Washington I take care of the rent see I can’t give it to him directly Dwayne’s got too much pride Dwayne you can’t tell but he’s very embarrassed right

Now I don’t know Mr Wasington it just sounds like a lot of work you know what I forgot to tell you though you don’t have no choice hey uh Dwayne man thanks for taking our NZ in man Flex if this is about you being afraid that I need the

Money and that I’m lonely well you right thanks dog oh who what’s going on here uh has it been that long since candy left you Dwayne got me he got Me Brianna could you come help Zen daddy run his new lines for his new show promos oh arz I didn’t realize you were here Z who’s funny Now Look all right guys you know that hot hot hot girl Rachel you mean the hot blonde from the boardwalk no I mean the hot hot hot blonde from the boardwalk dude you’re in California all the girls are hot except eac’s last date what was her name King

Latifa well check this out she’s a masseuse right she invited me me up to a spa in Santa Barbara for the weekend yeah it’s pretty cool huh yeah she be working all day but she’ll be working me all night California is my kind of town how

You think banna’s going to take you oh she’ll be fine cuz I’m not going to tell her things have been cool with us being just friends I’m not about to mess that up you’re going to keep a secret from Briana all boys growing up shoot I’m nobody’s boy I’m Rachel’s

Man about to work that this weekend right you back there say my name say my name say my name arest that’s your name but what you so happy about oh um I got accepted into guitar camp this weekend really H AR a way for the weekend in the woods irritating somebody

Else with his music now now I’m Happy you can feel all By what Love break one Now okay girls I just finished my last turn paper I need a break o let’s go to Tiana again I’m not allowed in Mexico yeah you take 10 shots of tequila and throw a rock at the feder alley and sudden like you’re a terrorist come on you guys I got to do

Something ever since Ares and I broke up I haven’t done anything fun what are you talking about I told you all about the date I had last night that was fun for you and a lonely desperate Leisa kind of way wait where did this come from Redwood Retreat and Spa o that sounds

Nice you guys do you know what this is this is a sign yeah sign we need to clean the house is that a condom wrapper stuck to the back of that thing how would you know no you guys this is what I’m talking about an adventure I have never

Been to a spa before so what do you say girls weekend sure can we bring along a rich man to pay for it no no men just us girls and we can use the money my dad sent me for spring break and we can all

Bunk in one room oh wait a minute I can’t go I have a date tonight asking the pizza delivery guy in to hang out while you search for a coupon is not a date hey hey Good day mates I’m sorry to interrupt we’re a bit lost that sounds like an Australian accent so you must be really lost we’re actually here to play in the international bleach volleyball tournament and we are in na of directions well here’s the directions right to my heart you can spacke it as

Many times as you like you’re so sweet but we can’t seem to find the rusty crab Motel the rusty crab that’s the place with the police tape and the chalk outline out front why would your team be staying there no the team is staying at the Venice Ocean View alternates are staying

At the rusty crab well you know you’d be better off staying here oh that’s very kind of you but we can’t stay in the home of strange men well first of all only one of us is strange and second of all you know it’s not just our home home this is one of

Venice’s most Charming bed and breakfast that’s right we’re a bed and breakfast yes come on in take a look this is so cute it’s perfect but it must be expensive not at all we pride ourselves and being affordable and offering discounts to international volleyball players oh can we please have it oh please

Please please and they beg too it’s all yours and just so you know I’m dmac and this is my associate cash if you like fresh towels he’s your guy and if you like a chocolate on your pillow I’m your Man guys I’m not sure about this Spa stuff everybody is walking around naked under their robes and some people need to tie their robes a little tighter you are here to relax Rihanna well how can I have you seen how expensive these spa treatments are you

Guys aren’t going to be able to do anything well we’re just happy to be here bana we’re just going to hang out and enjoy the scenery hello C let the games begin on you guys this is a girl’s weekend no men good afternoon ladies it’s a beautiful day today so make sure

You check out our view is looking pretty good from here wait I’m sorry what was that you were saying about no men no no no girl I said amen as an amen he is fine come on let’s go check out the pool I’m so glad you came up with me this

Weekend AR I me too this place is incredible so are you AR it’s not here not while I’m working you have to wait until tonight and then you’ll find out how incredible this place really is I don’t know if I can wait if I didn’t know that you just

Broke up with your girlfriend I think you haven’t had sex in years yeah but who will believe that I will see you tonight okay my goodness you guys what is with all the naked people people are naked in the jacuzzi naked in the mud even that

Old man was naked put on some clothes grandpa oh oh I know I shouldn’t be drinking in here but it’s doctor’s orders I get easily dehydrated oh it’s okay I don’t work here ma’am oh please my mother’s a ma’am this is all Miss as then you wouldn’t want to miss

This wait a minute you mean I’m supposed to be naked during my massage too but they just book me with a male masseuse it’s not a sexual thing bana these are trained professionals I don’t care I’m still switching to a female masseuse and if she goes L Word on me I

Am so out of here we’re gathering over here ladies it’s time for your seaweed wraps oh we can’t afford seaweed wraps don’t worry it’s included in the weekend package you are part of the Sydney Wong bachelorette party right but yes yes we are this is Sydney Wong’s cousin

Lisa great just so you know Sydney’s been delayed and won’t be here until tonight but she asked us to get you started oh well what kind of a cousin would I be if I held things up let’s go people you must be awfully hot in all those clothes I know a great strip

Drinking game you strip while I drink okay that’s not fair looks like you had a head start on the drinking just what I’m about to get some here comes Brian blocking oh thank you so much for letting switch oh here she comes again I knew you’d be

Bad okay you don’t understand there’s a girl out there oh I understand totally who wants a girl when you can have a Wman oh I room is so cute feel so LIF in well nothing’s more quaint than staying at a bed and breakfast in France we stayed at one that served wine and cheese at Sunset oh please tell us who serve wine and cheese oh please please please they’re begging again

Dog please feel free to sample our complimentary Spa products oo thank you I will o what is this mango lime passion body frosting oh it smells good excuse me are you Brian oh yes I’m ban uh you might want to rub some of that lotion in oh yeah well yeah I’m just um

Conditioning my Surface first you know you just got to let it sit for a minute okay that’s long enough well look it’s going to be a few minutes before you your next treatment would you like a complimentary foot massage while you Wai uh can I keep my clothes

On all right what’s this game you’re playing cuz I think it’s hot look I’m hiding from someone o you kidnapped me and the cops are looking for us oh I love that whatever you do don’t take me against my will you’re back hey guys perfect timing we got wine and cheese for you

Ladies why did your cab drivers follow you in oh this is Palo and Miguel we met them at the tournament aren we naughty girl I want to spank you see I told you they’d have wine and cheese for us oh thanks we’re going to take this to our room huh the cheap

Stuff it’s okay I just going to be drinking out of her belly Buton anyways here you go drink this it’ll flush out the toxins what you gave me toxins the toxins were already in your body I just help releas him yeah you sure did enjoy the rest of your day thank

You now what are you doing Briana I can’t take it anymore no that’s what I’m talking about now the shorts you know what I think I’m going take my chances out there so what should we do first hey you still Haven have your massage NOP not yet I’ve just been sitting here enjoying some scenery and

I’m enjoying this cucumber salad oh excuse me can I please have some ranch dressing when you get a chance sure but you do know those cucumbers are for your I yeah I know and the dressing for my forehead facials in 20 minutes girls thank sh what wait how can you guys afford

Facials oh she thinks we’re part of a bachelorette party everything’s covered that is so wrong actually it’s so long oh this is bad keep walking Rachel keep walking hi Briana I’m Rachel please don’t be a muse I’m your masseuse here’s your ranch dressing for your forehead thank you I’m G put this on

Later well come with me and I will take you out onto the patio okay uh new girlfriend ex-girlfriend talking no good can come from that don’t say my name don’t say my name yo this isn’t the weekend we had planned man there are four people back

To about to have sex and none of them are us excuse me dmac are you busy perhaps I spoke too soon yes Melanie uh it looks like the boys are going to stay over uh PA and I were wondering if the other rooms available sure just give us a minute to

Get it ready you and what were you thinking now where we going to sleep tonight don’t worry as Proprietors of this BNB we are required ired by law to have regular unscheduled fire drills I’m on it I’m on it oh here let [Laughter] me fire this way this way save yourself buo Cente So before we get started are there any problem areas that you want to tell me about oh okay well um school’s been a little more stressful than I thought it would be you know it’s kind of hard living with five people oh and to top all that I just broke up with my

Boyfriend who moved out here with me because you know we just wanted different things I wanted him to be the man of my dreams and he want to be a jerk actually I was talking about problem maras on on your body oh I’m sorry um well I kind of don’t like my

Ankles oh I see you’re a virgin well how you know that well this is your first time at a spa isn’t it you’re a spa virgin oh yeah Spa virgin good evening uh hello on table now oh no I’m not here table now take off your clothing I won’t

Look relax I’m not going to bite you [Laughter] so I’m going to start on your back and you just let me know if you feel any pain at all girl believe me I have a high tolerance for pain you should have heard my ex-boyfriend’s thing he sounds like a wounded

Dog wait just like that what’s going on over there it’s one of Helga’s clients she’s got the hands of a Soviet brick mason eyes front oh how about you you have a boyfriend I did just meet this cute guy and he’s here to visit me for the

Weekend oh good for you I hope everything works out thanks normally I don’t date musicians they’re usually self-absorbed boneheads who spend most of the day oiling up and practicing rock star poses in the mirror girl that’s what I had I am so glad to be done with that well I do kind

Of miss his abs though I know my new guy abs of steal but he knows it well they all know it but good thing they don’t know is that’s the only reason why we date him oh my goodness Helga is rough what is she doing to that poor woman that one hurt Ares

Ares oh such a baby I’ll go get some baby powder for your frail American douy Ares Rihanna what you doing that guar Camp wait a minute you two know each other yeah this is my ex-boyfriend how do you know him this is the guy I was

Telling you about hey what a small world huh I can’t believe you lied to me and said that you were going to guitar camp good luck with him Rachel but personally I think you can do way better I don’t know what’s going on here but why would you have to lie to your

Ex-girlfriend well if I told her I was going with you for the weekend it would have been weird around the house when I got home wait a minute you live with her oh right so my list of things to lie to you about well I was going to tell you that

I’m double-jointed and I can drop it like it’s hot in more than 20 positions but forget about it Helga he said your massage was weak okay back on table baby I’ll kick it up a Not look Briana let me explain okay it’s not like I lied to hurt you I seriously didn’t think you ready to hear that I was spending the weekend with somebody and I’m not ready to hear it now I have reached a place by people called total relaxation now if you’ll excuse me I’m

Headed back to my room oh and by the way I’m completely naked underneath my robe and loving it hey brib what you doing baby I’m watching sa the Last Dance Now you watched that movie a 100 times since that Tracy boy broke your heart but daddy this movie is about true love I

Mean just look look at Julia Style’s face and how those freckles are almost bleeding with tears I wish I could do that oh no sweetie you’re a great actress you act like you can’t clean the bathroom every time I ask you oh oh this my favorite part it’s my favorite part

Look look look look look well what if I don’t want to be real what I want is to wake up and see my mom again for things to go back to the way they were my life made sense but it’s not going to happen and it’s all my fault all of

It go ahead say your line daddy oh what’s your fault my mom the accident the fact that she’s dead she got scraped off some Highway because of me wow baby that was great I mean I really could feel that I can see your mom now getting scraped off the

Highway now that’s worth $ 850 350 senior citizens I’m sorry sometimes you can feel all by yourself but I have when I Can’t there’s around yeah I’ll Be Break now one so Daddy when you were growing up what was your favorite movie a little flick about a slice of Americana e no Scarface say hey baby I couldn’t wait to get over here to show you some of the pretty new school clothes I picked up for

You you bought me two of those grandma no four it was two for day and tar what school am I going to the Stevie Wonder School for the Blind okay well that leads me to why I’m here Flex Briana is my only grandchild I need to know where you are on the school

Search it is registration week relax ma your son has done his homework I’ve now it down to three private schools Grandma will you talk to him he keeps talking private school I want to go to public school well obviously your father has given up on public schools now why would

I settle for Delice when not going to have had it B there it is first of all son you could never have Hal Berry and secondly I’ve been teaching in public schools for 32 years you can’t give up on them daddy I’ve done the private school thing and I hated it

Everybody was the same upper middle class names like Chad and Abigail I mean it wasn’t no pookies Insight Daddy I want to go to school with Pokey sweetie now your mother and I have both discussed this and we feel this is the best thing for you kids in private

School have the highest test scores are highly motivated teachers and they have the high high percentage of graduating seniors the only thing high in public schools are the students well you make a good point about that son we don’t need another junkie in the family tell Wilfred I want my VCR

Back do I need to remind you that you are a product of the public school system hold on now Ma I had to go to mckenley High we didn’t have the money sure we did how you think we bought all that new furniture oh wait wait you said mckenley

Oh all my friends go there you only got two you know McKinley is a magnet school now with a wonderful performing arts program I’ve been telling Daddy I wanted to be a famous actress what kind of future is there in acting Daddy I can sing I can dance I

Can rap I’m going to be the next JLo but you can call me below though you know you can call me no no you know because I’m still not convinced but daddy look you pursued your dream of making it in the NBA yes but when I blew

Out my knee I still had my communications degree to fall back on but you lived your dream let me live mine Flex at least check the school out before you make a decision okay here’s what we’ll do we’ll go see mckenley hot only if you agree to

Visit the private schools of my choice deal oh yeah and one more thing do you have the receipt to these dresses Grandma cuz cuz they so pretty I I can’t wear from the public School this is crazy this a rap concert or a high school you’re here oh girl this place is hot it’s like Beverly Hills 90210 except on bet they look older than we did man doesn’t he play for the Ravens I still don’t have that much facial hair but everyone is still taller than

Me so Brianna are you signed up to audition today after audition yeah we all did look at the classes I signed up for this semester music theory history of jazz and the films of sparely mhm that’s the easy act yeah just blame the white man at the

End he this school is dope I am definitely coming here here oh I’m sorry about that old dog oh hey money that’s a nice little uh foooo jacket you got on oh good looking out man yeah I get a lot of compliments on it fuboo for us by us so uh

Technically that’s our jacket technically it’s for me bought by me and will be defended by me till the end so uh don’t let these two gray hairs fool you you know what I’m saying there shouting so uh get the stepping go on all y get get the stepping don’t don’t

Brush me don’t brush me go on don’t brush somebody better call a mental institution cuz your body is driving me crazy well I guess I better get some insulin cuz I was just too sweet you better get you some glasses and act like you see me standing

Here I’ve seen enough come on but daddyy why do I have to wear this dress it’s like Little Orphan Annie uh well that would be more like Little Orphan anime oh sweetie just hang in there The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow FX I would like you to meet the head

Mistress of Mount Eden Stephanie Braxton hello it’s very nice to meet you and this is my lovely daughter Briana a pleasure to meet you Briana she’ll be a valuable asset to your school she’s a scholar say something smart baby I want to go home now and she can say that in 16 different

Languages Brian barns but I watch you on television your name is flex Washington Flex Washington is a pseudonym Barnes just sounds like slow country folk hi I’m Britney this is Sasha and Kath and Rose we’re here to tell you everything you want to know about this

School first where to get your fake IDs why would I need a fake ID how else do you get into college parties this is a very disciplined environment it’s not the party atmosphere spere you find in the public schools we offer the best of everything we have the best hackers in the country

We can get the SAT test for 2002 2003 and 2004 and if you get a headache we can get the best prescription medication an HMO can buy I’m sorry but I don’t do that trust us you will trust me you will not regret sending your daughter here we have one

Teacher to every five students and our kids test in the top 5% in the SATs I mean that’s unheard of even my daughters are kicking butt here okay and I never really thought they were that smart and they’re always just so up and perky hey I’m so there’s nothing like a

High achieving perky kit well good we would love to have bana here at Mount Eden what got us in was it my charming personality or her Stellar academic record your fat paycheck flat ass well here’s my fat deposit flat out back at You oh but Dad I’m telling you the truth those girls were awful sweetie it was just a little preppy prank I mean that school was wonderful I wish I could go there Wolf Gang pu hooks lunch every Tuesday dad it isn’t fair you promised I promise you that we would check out

Mckenley which we did I promise you that we would check out Mount Eden which we did and I also promise you we’d make a decision which I did wait how come I didn’t get any say so in this because I’m the daddy and I makes all the money okay I figured something will

Happen like this that’s why I call for backup Grandma okay baby now calm down Grandma’s here to help you and as usual Grandpa’s along for the ride Flex why didn’t you talk to Rihanna before you handed that woman a deposit check M this is the best education

$20,000 goodbye 20,000 did you know that boy made that kind of money listen Brianna this is the most important decision I’ve ever had to make for you and it’ll affect the rest of your life exactly my life my decision she has a point son be careful we’re

Getting close to retirement we should be on his side Daddy I have dreams I want to be an Entertainer I want to give myself to the crowd I I want to make people laugh and cry I want to hear the French people screaming my name Briana

Briana oh but mcka can help me do that listen sweetie I just don’t want you to grow up and regret this decision and anyway you have to audition are you ready for that oh I was born ready so what you going to do I’m aan oh what it

Going in I’ll check this out then this my favorite song from my favorite movie say the last day Live Your Dreams it’s not as hard as it may seem you got to work get cream on your H myle I love you some work night so now you feel me can I go to

Mckenley I tell you what you go in that audition sweetie and if you get in daddy will be your biggest supporter yes I will thanks Daddy when I get my grammy I’mma give you a little special shout out you know well right now I’m about to

Call SP in ourz to tell them the good news sweet Nails on a chalkboard the child is horrible you know what Dad I hate winning this way but at least it’s not me being the bad guy I mean she may fail that audition but she’ll pass her SATs

You are right you won the day you are a good son I didn’t know you made that much [Applause] Money I’m not trying to be negative sister but you can’t sing so what you saying I’m saying sister you can’t sing AR ass I think you’re cute this is what happens when you trying to go to the top people always trying to bring you down but you know

What ain’t nobody nobody bringing me down because I’m going up up to the top and y’all just stay stay there mhm M you tell them baby listen to your uncle Dwayne go after whatever it is you want to do or die trying I will don’t worry

Okay right now I’m about to go pick out my outfit that I’m going to wear for my audition so if my friends would like to join me in my dressing room claim it girl play arest yes sir see y’all later I tell you one thing my Brianna sure is

Determined then why you so against her going to mcken first of all I’m not sure she’ll get the best education there and you heard my baby saying she sounds like a sack of drowning cats you know what when I was her age I too had a dream mhm to perform with the

Dance theater of Harlem you’re a used car salesman the most graceful one on the lot would you like to buy a [Laughter] Toyota who among you are chasing a dream of celebrity replete with autograph signings and the coveted host spot on Soul Train get out this program is for true arti not

Some video dancing ho-ass first up Brianna bares oh man would just in time I’m having mixed emotions I’m here to comfort her but deep down inside smells like Victory all right y got to work with me okay so everybody move your hand side to side come on side to side okay I’m about

To sing a theme song from the greatest movie of our time Save the Last Day Live Your Dreams it’s not as hard as it may seem you got to work to get the cream on your you must lean from your I’m sorry girl but you can’t sing try again next year

Daddy my baby’s dying up there girl you got to Save the Last Dance talk about your dreams and be real like Julia uh I could do something else I’m like JLo I can act too I’ll be the judge of that well what if I don’t want to be

Real what I want is to wake up and see my mom again for things to go back to the way they were when my life made sense but that’s not going to happen and it’s all my fault all of it what what’s your fault my mom the accident the fact that she’s

Dead she got scrapped off of some Highway because of me she was dying while I was dancing and I was mad at her listen it’s not your fault that she died but she cared about you and just wanted to be there for you I just don’t think that I can do it

All without her what do you want Sarah do you want Julian yes then it’s all honey you cannot sing a lick but you tore that scene up we’ll find a place for you in the drama Department we just won’t put you in any Musicals oh that’s my baby that’s my little girl I’m so proud of you next up Regina call so can I go here daddyy you’re not worried about all the metal detectors and the scary but cute boys I’ll be worried about some of the neighborhood kids they let in here but

You belong in this performing arts program I’ll just have to put you in a self-defense class on the weekend what up thanks Daddy so uh can we put that 20,000 towards some voice lessons oh I think that would be money well spent and who better the teacher than former concert baritone Dwayne Odell

Knox Old Man River he just keep rolling he must know something but don’t say nothing Old Man River he just keep rolling he just keep [Applause] rolling oh so what you say oh was you want some down Take It Outside Take It Outside it Flex dog I’m hurt I’m hurt bad hey oh hey Daddy how was the game woo you should have seen your old man out there boy I was shaking and baking

Giving and going showing and Bo okay well to me it looks like you were crashing and burning come on hit me with the rock oh all right oh baby you all right I don’t know how does it look oh no I knocked out your tooth where is it

Gotcha that’s that’s not even funny I was getting my story ready for your school counselor about how you fell come on Daddy it’s Halloween I’m just having a little fun you’ve been having Halloween fun with me all week now stop busting my chops and go bust some sub

All right all right no more pranks oh dang there’s a fork in the garbage disposal s my baby man with her hand oh no Daddy Daddy was just a joke see Dad I’m a call1 tell you a choke cuz I got you sometimes in you can feel all by

Yourself but I have a partner but I can’t no one so don’t isolate yourself when there’s around I’ll be What nobody break this f one on one just now we player 11:00 oh girl let me see let me see okay now those bicycle shorts should be illegal o but I’m glad they not you know you don’t need to be looking at that when you got a perfect

Specimen right under your nose check it out we’re hitting the StairMaster oh yeah I canot believe he would move into my building relax man we’re not even sure that it’s him what’s going on Daddy nothing pudding this is all about Elliot Templeton Elliot Templeton the Basketball Star gather around children

Let me tell you a story I see Elliot and Fletch a longtime Rivals drafted in the NBA the same year Elliott goes on to become a multi-millionaire in the pitch man for count chocula yeah now Flex blows at his knee in the second season and ends up

Living the rest of his life as just well your daddy that’s that’s it look Dwayne he is always trying to steal my life he’s like a a hoochie in the VIP section getting buzzed off my champagne next time I see him I’m going to rip his eyes out I’m going to pull

His legs off and I’mma kick him in the butt with his own foot ellot Temple he ain’t no bills for me he ain’t doing nothing for me H it my [Applause] dog wait I thought you said they hated each other men don’t hate face to

Face man it’s good to see you how long is it been too long man when I heard that you lived in this building I figured if it’s good enough for Flex Washington is almost good enough for me hey you know I heard San Antonio traded you to the Wizards apparent ently

The Spurs wanted to win that’s just what I heard did you see Jordan today oh yeah yeah in practice you know I’m the only one that can stick of you know did he sweat on you can can you lay a little that on me I see the little guy is still on a

Short yellow bus but look here if you guys want to meet the man why you come to my Halloween party tomorrow night I have got to go to that party oh no no no no I am sure there are no kids alive oh they can come okay my kids not

Allowed Daddy please look sweetie how many times do I have to tell you I don’t party with my daughter that only happens with people who live in trail aparts or Carnival Folk trick or Treck sugar I’m Johnson Street Fighter [Laughter] okay but you look like that from Good Times oh look here’s a treat from my daddy’s number one girl oh how sweet and I think I’m going to have some right now girl you know I love some peanuts happy Halloween

Sucker you better hope I don’t marry your father cuz you’re going straight to boarding school in the house somebody better tell Billy Jane to beat it because the King of Pop is Off the Wall how [Applause] ow daddy you dripping on the carpet the Cur activated helps with my

Moves see it’s mov walking juice okay well please put some cones out cuz somebody going to slip and fall so Michael baby uh who’s throwing this party oh just some guy I hate that is just why I’m taking you there to show you off I guess I better go push everything

Up man this part is the Talk of the [Applause] Town okay guys let’s go now that everything’s all pushed up and uh this afro is starting to [Laughter] itch trick or treat oh look it’s Cisco in the black Blossom uh it’s still not too late to

Invite us to the party and be a cool dad oh yes it is peace out losers [Applause] Flex man Flex I just met all three bills Bill Gates Bill Clinton and Bill Bellamy this party is off the heasy yeah but it’s Bill Cosby here huh but I guess it’s not

FY I got to go back to the punch ball I think I dropped my Afro pick in there hell is he’s bad or is he bad man who’s bad I so where’d you get your costume celebrity costumes off the Internet Straight From Hollywood where’d you get yours from from

Michael here baby thank you baby ell I like you to meet the soul sister who brings me love and peace Tanya Elliot you two know each other oh we are sort of dated t t you are looking good girl I haven’t seen you since that weekend in Madrid Olay

Flex o Flex huh you could have told me you told me the guy throwing a party with was some guy you hated you never said it was Elliot you have told me if you knew no honey listen don’t walk away from me when I’m talking to

You okay I wonder what that was all about she probably told him she dated Elliot too hey man that’s my jacket Flex I I mean sir how you doing howy partner all right where is Brianna Brianna who oh that’s cool that’s cool that’s cool all right hello hey sweetie what you

Doing the children watching MTV oh really um what’s all that noise it’s um it’s bad connection I can’t hear what you saying I’m I’m losing you you found me this is not fair they’re over there having the greatest time in their life and I’m stuck over here with two

Nobody no F I know I love y’all check it out the Phantom and the French made in the bedroom oh let me see oh this looks like it’s about to get NC 17 we shouldn’t be looking at this oh yes we should I’ll give the chair I’ll pop the cor Mhm Wao what’s wrong what did we missed the Phantom just murder the French made he just trying to scare [Applause] Us Thank you Elliot Lex man that Elliot shows those how to throw a party look at this salmon moose moette and Chandon pastry stuff with things I can’t even pronounce spinch oh well if you like Elliot so much maybe you should be his best friend nah I can never get a guy like

That look waywayne this guy’s always trying to steal a piece of my life everything I’ve ever had he’s always won every game I won it was my thing to throw my jersey into the crowd what is he do he throws his sneakers into the

Crowd I try that and the old lady had to get 62 stitches to close up a lip damn Flex never seen you this jealous I’m not jealous okay I’m too cool for that hey baby where have you been hot with Elliot I was in the bathroom in his

Bathroom don’t you think that’s a little bit intimate you know what I don’t like you like this I think I’m going to go over there and talk to that mime I’m sure he’s got a better conversation hey man don’t you think you’re a little rough on Tanya Oh you

Mean Elliot Tanya beneath that itchy uncm afro lies a heart of a beautiful young woman who just needs a little love you’re right man I need to relax hey come on man just breathe thanks man for being my good friend dog oh come on now you can always count on me you know

I’ never leave your side hey Dwayne a friend of mine wants to buy a used station wagon for his housekeeper got to go you done well for yourself Flex great girlfriend great career I hate to say it but I want to be just like you when I hang up my

Saks well you know it’s a long hard road before I got this gig you I had to pay my dues I had to do the Dirty Work Well you know I’m retiring after this season the old KN is going out you know how that is but I got a little scoop for you

I’m all is bro I just spoke to my agent he set up an interview for me to be the next lead Sports Anchor at Wy NX my w X dad dad dad there just been a murder the Phantom right over there just killed the French m in the be room Brianna please look I don’t have any time for your pranks go home no but Daddy I’m telling the truth Spirit arest tell him what you saw I saw Brianna get very

Scared uhhuh which made us very scared so now but Dad it’s not a prank you got to believe me he’s a Killer the only thing he’s killing is electric slid I bet you the real Michael Jackson will believe it hold up B in the moov this time with little Go Peep oh peep the cleave on farm girl oh God he’s leading her to the bedroom don’t go in that girl you in

Danger she went in there she’s in Danger everybody look the king of the NBA is now the King of Pop [Applause] Uh-uh this is the one thing he can’t take from me I’m the king of pun tonight look what he’s doing to how we got some something we could do like my grandma dad’s a drink till we have no memory of it get your hands off her you

Animal I think he heard you what Bas say that just he pointing at us and look like he’s saying I’m going to kiss you kids oh that’s so sweet no fools he said I’m going to kill them kids oh my God he’s leaving the Room [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] yeah [Applause] I said [Applause] Mo I win I win have you lost your mind no I had lost my mind but finally something he can’t beat me at I’m a better Michael Jackson what are you talking about Elliot and I are done that was two years

Ago we’re over fenito this ain’t about you oh okay he’s headed to our side of the building oh my God unless he’s going to do laundry we’re in trouble we going to die I should have been the one with the NBA career I I should have been the one

Rubbing elbows with the Rich and Famous I should be the one K with C chocula this is about me and how I never realized my dreams what are you talking about it’s just that whenever I see him he reminds me of what I could have been what you could have been look at

What you are Flex I know you and I know Elliot he’s stuck up he’s materialistic he’s insecure and quite frankly he’s boring he’s got nothing on the flat at man I guess I pretty much made a fool of myself huh yeah pretty much but that’s all a part of your charm

And I think you sweet keep that up and I Won’t Stop Till You Get Enough not open the door he behind the door it’s always like that in the movies Ro check I don’t see Fe I said out of here while we got [Applause] Sh that’s the fan of guy that Brianna was talking about hold on baby daddy’s Coming I saw you kids staring at me we watch spine on you we ain’t never seen you before day our lives yeah as a matter of fact never seen anything we’re all blind who said That shut up you better keep your mouth shut get away from them Daddy Oh Daddy he was going to kill us cuz we saw him murder two women I saw my whole 14 years Flash before my eyes you are a good daddy what are you talking about I never killed anybody oh yeah then what did you come up here for huh

Let’s see who’s behind this mat a murderer with bad skin boy you [Applause] need look like you need did some backup so I’m backing up Elliot help St it Flex why are you manhandling my accountant because you’re cting murder littleb Peep and a French maid

The French maid is my wife she had a little too much to drink so I put it in a cabin and sent her home oh yeah well where’s Little B pee huh where little B peep where’s little be do it you weren’t fooling around with theila again were you my wife was gone

The bedroom was open do the math sorry man sorry it’s a little rough on you but that’s just how I handle my business do it let’s talk hey everybody’s welcome to come back to the party Elton John is going to do a do what with whoever’s willing I know all

The words are don’t go break in my heart D on the kiky D Parts guess I’ll be seeing you around Flex hey you know I want to apologize for my behavior I was tripping you know yeah you were but you’ve always been emotional well that’s what made me the

Ball player with a lot of heart you know but that’s in the past let’s just bury the hatchet dog but uh I am glad that you moved into my building and I’m also glad that you’re not trying to steal my life you know oh sweet naive

Flex I am trying to steal your job and your life hey Bri BR wait up for your uncle Elliot [Applause] but [Applause] dad you should have come back uncle Elliot’s party was off the chain that there’s something I have to tell you Brian I’m not like other DBS I know

That’s what makes you so cool you don’t understand see I oh Daddy are you okay Daddy’s scaring Me you catching a go go [Applause] away Happy Halloween come in come in Sweetie good evening my Nubian Princess sha Flex is now open well I thought we were going out for dinner why before the appetisers arrive we’ll be so worked up we’ll come back here and use each other as flesh colored China well I got two cups in a saluca for you baby who your

Mama Dad what’s up with all these rolls pedals y’all filming africanamerican Beauty up in here uh Brianna I thought you was spending the night at Spirits house did you come back to pick something up and then leave no the cable in my house went out right in the middle of my favorite

Show when house pets attack it is a trip how many birds eat old ladies just sad oh Kung pound you thought he was only going to order her a pizza relx this keeps happening we need to talk Tanya you know I got a kid yes I understand you come with

Accessories and I’m willing to deal with them as long as this is leading up to something but we’ve only been seeing each other for a couple of weeks 14 weeks and six days oh oh so I see it’s our 15th week anniversary what’s that bubble

Wrap look I need to know if we’re taking our relationship to the next level oh I I see uh See I was going to say this till the next anniversary uh but I I I give it to you now okay okay all right uh um okay

Okay I’m giving you oh my God your very own drawer in my armoir you’re giving me a drawer oh top shell oh that’s so sweet sometimes in this you can feel all by yourself but I have a partner when I can’t no one so don’t isolate yourself when

There’s nobody around oh yeah I’ll be what a you love we one onebody break this One okay I brought some things for my drawer I got some deodorant some toothpaste and uh this that night he’s going to spend more time on the floor than in the draug out oh stja Vu Here We Go Again AR it is just a movie if you going to cry

Over something cry over something meaningful like poverty a World’s hunger the fact that the Wayne’s Brothers keep making movies but watching Josie and the [ __ ] cats made me realize how my musical career is going nowhere uh it it took that movie to make you realize that Cisco son I’ve heard you

Guys you got raw talent you think so mhm sure do but you need a manager yeah a sherper to guide you down the treacherous Trail to start him a Riverboat Captain to help you navigate the uh Rapids of the music industry ah I will be your Sherpa and

Captain at a cost not to exceed 10% of your income hello Chico barbecue and massage paror after you grub you get a little rub okay this Flex all right Dwayne 10% Count Me In all right I said 25% but we’re going to work on your listing

Skills as well you know what I need to go too I got to buy some mustache bleach ooh girl I was going to say something but you know it’s for my mama and you might want to take a look at that chin Billy Goats Gruff okay cool cool yeah yeah I’ll see

You in a few days I’ll check this out MTV is doing a local celebrity version of MTV Cribs and they want me in it they want me in it oh my God I know I hooked up with the winner I’m going to be on MTV it’s about time be say got some

Competition you know what this could help me go National ESPN here I come wait wait wait you’re going National with your place looking like this what’s wrong with my crib baby the show is called MTV Cribs not Little House on the scary I mean this is cool for little

Home video you know but you need a little flare to accentuate the Glamour well she’s right Dad the cribs on MTV are the bomb I mean like in master PE house he got elevators can we at least get an escalator in this joint well you know um I could help you decorate if you want um all I need is a

Key and then I can help this place looking hip and fabulous while you’re at work what you need to key for Bri I can let you in F I need access I mean I need to match swatches I need to measure not to mention the brick Brack you know this is a big

Job all right I’ll give you a key love you love you too all right all right all right are you kids ready to make musical history oh yeah man are you talking to me look I’m not your man I’m not your dude I’m not your Homie I’m your manager all right so fellas take out your credit cards cuz right here time to start paying your dues all right hit it Hess sleep in the street knowwhere to live and nothing to eat public school no cash NOS 10y old girl obsess With make it stop stop what’s wrong can I have a little cheese with that wine homeless people pollution broke ass public school and weend what do you guys call yourselves anyways zra s spell backwards why don’t you call it uh duts that stupid spell backwards girl here’s what I say if they

Don’t like them the way God gave him to you telling them to date a cow you so funny no you’re the funny one no no not me you you you what is going on in here I’ve seen this before Flex in the little movie called Reefer Madness all right ladies

The Jig is up where’s the Mary Jane where’s the chronics where’s the spliffs where they at daddy we’re just putting the final touches on your room right T boogie that’s right big devil see while me and T you’re working we came up with nicknames for each other I’m b double

Because my name is Briana Barnes and I’m T Boogie because just sounds so cool you know uh why don’t you call me uh D lover because D Angelo’s taking you know y’all don’t know oh I’m supposed to go dancing we spinning our tonight at jail B you still giving me a ride right

Of course and I give you a new hairstyle too I’ll go heat up the curlers and meet you in your room okay see you in f t booie okay okay she’s gone now now you can give it to her with both both barrels where you want to start her

Breath or her feet look I know T and I have had our differences but now I think she’s pretty cool oh come on you don’t want to crack on her at all didn’t you see her pedicure it look like little mice was biting on her toes all

Night Daddy I think it’s really immature to talk about people behind their backs and you’re one to talk cuz your feet look like you’ve been playing kick the cam with a car battery what’s going on D Man it is plain as day dog Boogie is setting a

Trap for you oh no no see I can spot a trap from 200 yards away I have dodged two engagements four fatal attractions and three Green Card request see that’s where you messed up now you should have married those triplets from Compton oo they they was fine ah okay fellas gather around gather

Around now the first order of business the new name of the band is the dust mites uh Dwayne oo now didn’t I tell you to address me as the colonel okay Colonel um I’m not sure this whole managing thing is working out I don’t think we’re connecting really y’all feel that

Way all right cool I guess guess I’ll just take my whole plan to get you guys on MTV and find another boys band later to y’all oh wait a minute going to get us on MTV I don’t know are we connecting yeah think get up on that stage come on now

Okay fellas now the colonel has written a whole new song for you I think you’re going to like it it’s about something that we all love take it from the top now all right hit it betters are my feelings are true there’s only one that can describe

You you and me we should give it ay make me spell the pie make me smell the pie Blueberry let’s be together and live in a tall house I’ll be your man and you’ll be my spouse strawberry coconut and apple a wash it down with a COK a Snapple a rhar banana a Boston cream give me a slice and you can be my [Applause] queen Lex Washington soon to be MTV

Celebrity check out your new crib so what do you think uh I I feel like I’m in a kung fu movie I don’t know whether to order sushi or break boards with my head I knew you love it well Everybody Wang Chong tonight I love it and no hip

Crib is complete without some tasteful Arts voila yeah it takes my breath away too of course I am biased I was going to call her something else and here is the other one so what do you think wow the eyes seem to follow me wherever I go sort of like a prison

Guard so f are you feeling this U like a mat truck to the Head but in a good way oh and daddy T did my whole room in fun way funu girl what I tell you about cussing Oh Daddy such a man well I don’t know whether you should

Build pyramids or pick cotton cuz you Whipped Daddy what are you doing just making it few adjustments I I thought that some Tanya stuff might look better in here but I thought you like the changes that Tanya and I made I do but if I’m going to be on Cribs then my crib has to

Look like my crib you know manly this not manly but Dad we went to Chinatown looking for those umbrellas we got those and some ble copies of fie Tang but T going to be very upset she’ll get over it and by the way I moved the cribs interview from Friday to

Tomorrow oh this Tanya know now sweetie would I do a thing like that and not tell Tanya yeah well you sure know your daddy but Daddy this is wrong Tanya does all these things cuz she cares about you come here come you ever watch Animal Planet yeah

And you ever see how the animals mark their territory the way a dog does on a fire hydrant well this house is my fire hydrant and I’m the Big Dog hey MTV here yet no and what in the world are you wearing well I’m about to

Be discovered I told you I want to give beonce run for her money well you are not Destiny’s Child you are my child so beonce see your butt back in there and chain too late look it’s MTV Cribs and you must be Jennifer or is it Jenny you look like a

Jimy it’s Jennifer okay here’s the drill you walk around and show us the place we film at and go home no doovers action so you going to show us something or what uh how about my hat collection come I have every hat in the NBA go

Next I snatched this one right off of [ __ ] Le’s head you can smell the anger do the right thing and look at my outfit and my booty Lous BR Daddy’s moment come follow me here is the trophy gallery for many many years of playing sports you know professional and amateur round ball hot

Dog eating contest first prize uh daddy why don’t you go show them your very manly room while I get that don’t you boss me around and tell me what to do his bedroom’s right this way get in the B okay people go go go come on fellas we have one shot at this

So let’s not blow it all right they’re coming back and remember pop wait what is going on get these kids out of here man I H it my feelings are real my feelings are true only one that you what you youing you’re ruining my lyrics hey Dwayne ell Knox Lyricist for

The dust mites you can find me at my M’s basement.com pictures of the band and this is flex Washington this is for that booya guy ESPN what the hell is going on in here oh Tanya what a pleasant surprise why don’t you take that lamp in the back go ahead my um and

Who are you Jennifer Chong from MTV Cribs and you are pissed I thought you guys were coming next week Flex changed the date it was more convenient to my schedule and you didn’t tell me because it wasn’t convenient to my schedule oh okay I see what’s going on

Up in here you’re taking my pictures down you’re lying on national TV you’re not ready to show the world that you’re committed to me are you excuse us I’m having a brainstorm follow me up having a picnic out by the lake R Colonel you’re fired let’s go

Fellas come on fellas look it was about the percentage I’ll go back down to 20 huh come on okay so is that it are we through look Tanya this commitment thing is a big step for me you see you put too much pressure on an egg and it breaks

Yes flex but you told me you wanted to be in a committed relationship I thought you wanted to be with me I did I I mean I do and everything has been great I even gave you a drawer and a key but were you happy with that no you had to

Go build a shrine to yourself all H the Queen T Anya that’s what people do when they’re committed relationships they hang pictures T it’s like you’re going from monogamy to matrimony overnight it’s like we’re riding in the express lane of relationships and I want to stay over to the right with the rest

Of the slow traffic well you know what Flex I can’t keep waiting around for you I am 30 something and I’m ready to settle down look right now Briana is my priority she’s got to get a math tutor uh braces and she needs a lot of my time

She comes first Tanya Flex what makes you think that Briana wouldn’t be a priority in my life oh okay I get it this is about you this has nothing to do with Briana you’re just not ready okay maybe it is Me Maybe maybe I’m not ready

Well I guess there’s only one thing left to do we can make love and forget we ever had this talk it’s over Flex what are you doing Tanya I me why can’t you just be patient why does everything have to happen right now take care Flex Tanya Tanya T What She’ll be Back