Halifax Town 2-2 Rochdale – What Even Is Offside? – 23.12.2023

The linesman today must have been completely blind! That first goal was at least 10yrds off from the ball to him 🤣

And my fist ever away day without alcohol, the world seems strange 😅

Anyhow, have a lovely Xmas people!

UP THE DALE

Hello roxdale fans hello subscribers hello to anyone new that does stumble across today’s video it is match day 25 it is a derby day of sorts and today is a a we game I’ve not been to since 2001 check my previous Vlog against his team it is Halifax Town away at the share

That rhymes what meant to um up the Dale well you’ll probably see that I’ve not actually vlogged for a couple of maybe over a month now um I’ve stopped doing the home Vlogs cuz there’s no point unless it’s a really big game I was at the altering gun game not about 3

Week ago uh I should have vlogged it cuz it was the best game of the season we won 3-0 and nothing on camera for you guys um since then form’s been in and out dippy lost late to Bromley away I think it were Bromley I did go to York

At weekend out of choice because I just finished work I didn’t want to go there few personal issues last week which uh I might get into on the Vlog I might not but it means I might be trying to stay sober today because for health reasons

Both in my head and my [ __ ] liver I probably need to have a day sober but it’s Halifax away [ __ ] hell I must have some resolve if I can get through this day without a be a uh League uh League table Halifax are just a position

Above us by one point but they’ve played a game less we’re both chasing the playoffs um we’re two points behind the playoffs they one point behind the playoffs but I think because there were Squad is now it’s not um it’s not a skeleton Squad it’s down to the born

Marrow our Squad so all the players are out injured so the same team is being played week in week out now and they’re running themselves ragged and it’s going to show and I think we’re going to slip down the table and probably finish in the bottom half if I’m telling you the

Truth um so with that in mind score prediction if it’s anything like we did against them at home which everything I’ve said about Halifax go watch that home Vlog earlier in the season when they beat us um cuz there’s no point me saying it again we’re going to lose 2 one optimistic for

Christmas last one before I leave the I didn’t say who’s actually coming today it is I don’t know how many of are coming I’m going obviously Will’s getting the train at 10 11 which I’m aiming for so I’m setting off shortly it’s 20 10 and I’m getting the bus to

Turn Simon’s coming um I don’t know if he’s on his mental State at the moment cuz he’s talking absolute bollocks to will again and pet and Pat I don’t know who else will be there but um raing for the three pigeons in Halifax the next people you’ll see is Will and Simon

Maybe well it’s a typical December day for it a it look at the [ __ ] shitty rain not good football weathers not not because of the water but I think it’s going to be a windy one today as well uh just wanted a quick shout out actually I

Was cycling on from W the other day down this very little stretch here of Road and two Lads had had a really bad time cycling all in it and I was [ __ ] really pissed off but two lads who must go to w high school they shouted up the

D so they recognized me on my bike as I were going past and it put my spirits up before I got home they give me a bit of a smile so they must watch the channel so if you two Lads are there thumbs up

To you cuz you um you put me in a a good mood from a bad mood to a good mood so good Labs up the D will we’re on the train it’s Train Day turned I’ve said today that I’m not drinking yeah turn it turn it look look

At that the reveal see how long it lasts it tastes a bit different though well number one it is left not Stella you know what I mean look is a goat how’s Simon today you a goat that’s exactly how he is will it’s been a long time

Since Halifax away aen it mate 20 2001 2002 could have been 2002 they were first time back in 19 years nearly 18 years I’m not going to go in for prediction yet cuz we got time for that you know what I mean I can’t remember looking ground I think I was 13

I was 13y old I’m [ __ ] 36 next month where we are on the train train dby there let’s have it from Birmingham we’re having a look at Simon flat cap to see where he’s been he’s been to Britain who’s that one who’s thisat is that altering G no can’t not

Played him yet Swansea Donnie Bradford dagenham Bristol Rovers is that Sut that one wi Balden sford Colchester Leon orian York Oxford City Boren wood who’s that one there this game they’ve been playing with everyone maen head I think that one Oxford no that’s Mansfield I just need a SK and crossb

One who’s this Charlie Bush’s group Barrow I’ll join the SK cross part of bush crw maed erford who’s this what what which one’s this they’ve been caught playing game don’t think I don’t think I’ve ever heard of them ones there tourist wanted you know in 2001 they just wanted a bit of TV

Time just got it’s got to be St New Day Has it what the [ __ ] is that what do you think was warm look at that everyone the resolve is lasting so far a peron’s hero will it’s last in what are you on and Simon’s not same as me what’s

This one for what happened to us s hey what star’s it got on here Star of David who what we found Pub number two after we’ll sent after after that man there sent us the wrong way yep that man there see him oh did oh I missed that oh so I get

It twice bastard anyway Peter p in here apparently so we’re in the three pigeons called that’s the three pagans Simon said the pigs are eons ago they’re in the universe apparently you got what I’ve gotx have you you’ll be pleased to know Pete that I am actually

Vlogging today how are you how are you feeling someone left one of them do and Ry you’ve had an illness Will’s been ill Pete’s been ill Pat’s been ill All I Want for Christmas Is flu yeah [ __ ] hell in general though anything else going on in your

Life going da andin today spend first Christmas with our granddaughter oh yeah it’s first Christmas is it Christmas day should I just tell everybody where we live now yeah they live in Preston good luck finding it they’ll never find it I struggled and I knew the address anyway still still down the

Non-alcoholic Ale in it let’s see how long it lasts I’m sure it last all day I’ve got I’ve got plans to last all day until we’re [ __ ] 5 n down at half time can you not oh that’s perfect then why not cheeky bastards please escort fo boys you know what I

Mean looking out here they all come the safest public world for them all it were Qui above a minute ago Lads there go Lads are we getting in here They get Kies go on that outfit hello what do you think of the day yeah good think were going to win the young boys are in fine voice aren’t they they’ve been here about an hour now doing nothing apart from singing on tables and what have you

But did you say you think we’ll win yeah two 21 win oh I don’t know his pants are about to go down his ass is out it’s happening can’t put this on YouTube anymore well yeah do it boys are in five boys but 45 minutes till kickoff Stadium’s just up

There let’s get with this P very shortly and see what’s what no be at half time apparently in this joint apparently not apparently not apparently there’s no concour oh yeah so we’ll see what’s give me an give me an give me a c give me an H

Give me a D give me an a give me give me an e and what have you got gone there boys m m look at that all dogs must be kept on leads there’s not a single one of them on a lead anyway nearly done anyway that’s po

D Pete I’m going to get some score predictions on him a little walk to this year what do you think I think it’s going to be a difficult day yeah I think it’s going to be a one two I think to alifa win one to

From Pete I’m going to one one going for the one one happy Christmas day happy Christmas yeah well I’ve gone the same as Pete which he he didn’t know but he does know now and I’ll get will I don’t know what he’s on a he’s on a mission

Today don’t know what he’s doing I’ll get his prediction in a minute Stadium’s just there look will I’ve had their score prediction now two1 dale two1 dale here we are getting in on the cash only the turn styles for Tat well Pat’s gone one a piece one a

Piece what me and Pete have gone for one two loss we con we anyway in we go well just just as will was say it’s a better setup for it’s all right setup is it for away fans nice big concour to have got sered quick Nerf at [ __ ]

Drinks get served quick enough there Stadium’s down at Little Valley down there be all right won’t it be better with [ __ ] three points though and look everyone I told you it’s water it’s water I mean it for a change anyway I don’t know where Simon’s gone oh he’s gone he’s

Gone getting his badge for his hat and that’s that anyway let 20 minutes till kickoff already lost Pete Pat and will and Ogle I don’t know where they’ve SAT but the players are out some poor bastards collapsed out there they [ __ ] checking him out but

He looks in a bad way um some older fella but if I find Pete Patton will in a minute um I’ll I’ll find them what we thinking today de lad what are we thinking 31 alifa 31 alifax two two D yes Bells L yes Bells down for month where you

Been what score 8 n 8 n he always says 8 n does Zach anyway game’s underway looking the wrong way I’ll find people and will very shortly and uh here we go I’ve got a big paull in the way so I am going to move it’s going right across the face of

Goal from the side someone’s tipped TI behind for the first corner of the game and it’s the Dale [Applause] good voice so far will say me Pete and Pat haven’t let’s see first corner of the game on my [ __ ] camera oh he’s played it short not sure

About short ones he’s played it back out it’s deep one nah I’m having that it would have been a soft one on D trying to d d trying to drive forward a lot but there’s nothing in at the moment it’s a bit end to end but with no end product and

Um I don’t know what’s going to be going on today someone should have had a shot earlier on but he played out wide instead of having a dig that’s about it that’s all of note Cameron John were running forward then he could have carried on running

And took a dig but he didn’t even shoot he played out wide again trying to hard to make the perfect goal when there’s no need should have had a [ __ ] shot yes get fing get him will get [Applause] him one n to the Dale everyone come on we’ll have a bit of that

P it fell kindly to him in the Box it came in for the Eder it’s it’s a few players perfect one-onone open Net One n [Applause] Dale come on bl’s on the [Applause] pitch get in Ro [Applause] still come on smell Su for in a minute I couldn’t actually tell who

Score but judging by the actual singing It’s enderson that’s got it these are coming forward now oh it’s across the box it’s an all no corner to alifax First corner to alifax about 3 or 4 minutes after we’ve gone one they look need to Defence set pieces better it’s come to the

Back and it’s going nowhere at the moment no he’s well on side see him out I’ll keep it running until it’s clear or it’s in the bloody net oh he’s turned him he’s going to get AC cross in see it out greasy surface [ __ ] off

Gun still it goes oh it’s a good save by molden call number two in quick succession it’s a deep one it’s got get it get it out and it’s up the pitch well up the pitch literally only a few minutes from the go it’s another corner to them he

Had a free Eder he’s blasting it towards the goal but M’s just about tipped it over it should have scored really it should be one a piece but they have been much better since they’ve gone behind and it’s another Corner let’s I’ll leave it on me Corner short corner here

Big he hey get the [ __ ] line up and he saved it again they’ve kept it in so Dale can clear it oh they’ve only the cleared it so far but it’s in there half now oh he could have sent him B sent him it’s a free kick to

Dale lines are not over end’s a bit hopeless he’s the alifax have been offside quite a number of times and he’s not raised his flag second this time when they were in oneon-one he’s raised his flag and I thought he were on side okay now as long as as long as Halifax don’t

Score today we’re going to be happy what the hell is this linesman [ __ ] looking at it was about 10 yards off side and they put it in and it’s 1-1 how the [ __ ] is he not flag for offside it was about 10 yard offside what the [ __ ] is [Applause] that I can’t believe it I’m like I’m waiting there expecting all PL going up easy he’s [ __ ] miles off he’s giv a penalty and he’s miles offside again miles

Offside this coner has been paid off he’s g a penalty and a yellow card oh no what why is he looking at yeah but it’s not cuz he was up to the game ler you’re a [ __ ] kned I cannot believe they’re going to

Go two n up from uh 21 up from two clear clear off sides if there’s any justice here he’s got to miss cuz that was [ __ ] well offside just like the first and it’s [ __ ] robbery it’s Robbery someone needs to get in that bastard de him over the [ __ ] linesman not fit to be a Linesman SP you w come on M absolute [ __ ] [ __ ] off your [ __ ] prick go [ __ ] yourself it’s referees referee’s not even looking though [ __ ] s [ __ ] off you [ __ ] [Applause] prick we got we’ve had a decision a free kick uh dangerous his territory if you can

Get it on target with enough Venom but that linesman I keep saying it over the last few clips and I he’s turned the game around by [ __ ] being that poor and they weren’t even they weren’t even off sides where it’s just maybe they were [ __ ] yards and yards and yards

Offside so now we got they would be happy to go at halftime [ __ ] two a piece when it should be [ __ ] one today [Applause] still no and they cleared it for a throwing corner to D getting some good Ares at the side it’s just in products not uh it’s not

Been good enough so far God I wish my camera were better he played a short one and it was [ __ ] you can’t see it because it PA but it were [ __ ] [ __ ] and he’s back with keeper [ __ ] silly another Dale Corner we need to capitalize on one of these now he’s

Going in at half time but down by a goal [ __ ] it it’s a fast it’s not a bad oh get it back in three minutes three minutes added on at the end of half Peak you’d have said it didn’t you were up against it with these officials AR we think as you said

It’s two two1 to the line definitely 21 to the line lman not to one to alifax he give one and I don’t think that fell was I don’t this so he’s give that offside but not the other two that were 10 yards offside what the [ __ ] is he looking

At another Dale Corner in this end that we’re looking down this a bit last action at half I think then I’m going for a piss see I’m I’m at the game so today no it’s no wonder I drink sometimes it’s in the Box play himate wide oh not the

Keeper everything’s going back to M he’s just half time that’s it that lines in is a p it’s going to be the halftime analysis from Mr Maxwell hello what do you think will well obviously we we did well to go out in front trendly but after that I’ve

Never watched a game where offside isn’t allowed to be played there’s no such thing as offside in this game this just we just played Without offsides today so enderson might get away with one well yeah you guarantee your life you guarantee your life got on the rule out

Go flenderson all day in general I don’t think we played bad I think I think jez should be putting the ball in and who the equivalent of jez is who was giving it yeah giving it the big the thing is after they scored after scored the penalty or the

First one it came towards the [ __ ] day lot didn’t it gobbing it off and everything guess where the referee were looking at the Rockdale players why not looking at their play see what they were doing cuz it could have been a couple of yellow cards [ __ ] inciting the crowd

Let’s see if that come back to bite probably not definitely not non League officials so anyway it’s halftime it’s roxdale one uh linesman 2 didn’t even real realize second half’s underway through through the trees you can just about see so I’m heading back down [ __ ] enough let’s see what the

Linesmen can do to us this half early at second half of Dale Corner come on let’s [ __ ] equalize we don’t know how to score from Corners though anyway Pete do we signed on a permanent this week oh come on ref [ __ ] off get him in the book then not not enderson oh

Really I don’t know what he’s doing I don’t think I don’t think he knows what he’s doing take two is it going to be a short one to to jez no straight in oh yeah C he to give a go kick siner sin cler’s losing the ball

Every time he’s trying trying to run down the side and he’s losing it time and time and time again he can’t wait to just cut back and it [ __ ] never works yeah I’ve got no confidence in any any score line here Pete now our predictions going to coming maybe

Yeah tell you another thing it’s hard to see down this line is it pat you know what I mean why have they not put us in that [ __ ] big empty stand behind that that’s where we should be so we can see the [ __ ] everything we might not been able to see

The clear off sides though from that angle you know what I mean anyway it’s been a bit of a nothing second half so far lost the ball again on the wing we just can’t can’t break them down can’t do [ __ ] they’re going to press forward and are you are you ready for 3-1

Everyone he in the box there it goes keeper got it you probably can’t see it from here because it’s a bit Misty it’s a bit rainy and the camera sucked dick but yeah we’re not getting out out of this game they’re winning every 50 50 50 505050 they’re winning every 50/50

Eder we’re just playing the ball around the back as if we’re [ __ ] 3-0 open it don’t matter can’t get the half can’t do nothing there’s going to be no creation it’s going to have to be a [ __ ] miracle to get some it and this is why I drink at football games

Normally I’m sober watching this I drink to numb the pain it’s that bad it really is hard to watch is hard to watch it sober I must admit should have got leather should I get in that’s it come on come on [ __ ] get in get

In come on boys it was a good run in the middle everyone was saying shoot shoot shoot but he didn’t shoot he caught it inside and he slipped it into the bottom corner 22 let’s press on [Applause] now get in [ __ ] get in two a piece let’s go [Applause]

Ro still let’s press on now let’s not throw it away straight away though [ __ ] me that happened against odm didn’t it what they doing up there with the lights [ __ ] off [Applause] C lights out sin sin’s losing the ball every time he trying trying to run down the side and

He’s losing it time and time and time again he can’t wait to just cut back and it [ __ ] never works yeah I’ve got no confidence in any any score line here Pete now our predictions going to come in maybe yeah it was a soft and ball appeal but we’ve got a shout for

Him he’s back with keeper but we look look like we got more energy now than we did it’s amazing what a go do is it how you doing man up I’m on water today I missed that he just missed a clear chance maybe the look is on our side for

Once apparently he’s just missed the sitter it works for me [ __ ] you oh he’s just wall rosale just wall up the PA he should have scored but we’re going forward again G jez ah [ __ ] hell he should have scored he just absolutely hit the base of the post

Oh [ __ ] out it’s the game now this game is now completely in the balance he’s on side but Keeper’s got it lumped up field I don’t know why he had time to control that but definitely in the balance it could goave away this free kick in for

Them it’s a deep one it might be going straight out that yeah straight out it goes ah come on somebody shoot oh to so many opportunities to shoot earlier than that I think well they’re giving it a goal they’re giving it a goal come

On at my Dody oh no he had loads of space but he didn’t get in the box cuz there were no one there they’ve lumped it up Pitch that’s oh no he’s in he’s in he’s in he’s in oh it’s a good tackle well done well done come [Applause]

On he’s kept it in come on jez do some now oh my heart race is going big time [ __ ] hell it’s probably about 10 minutes left everyone seems like there’s only one team trying to win at the moment and it’s us in it pat we’re the ones trying

To do it they’re lumping the ball up the pitch and hoping for the best we’ve not made a sub yet because we’ve got no one to bring on sorry about the shaky camera guys it’s uh it is what it is zero oh he’s running away with

It oh no he’s kept it come on look at enderson there that’s it ah we’ve had chances to win this game well the board’s up for three minutes of injury time and it’s with Halifax down there in our end pulled it back for him he’s going to have a dig no o oh

No no it’s not gone in thank [ __ ] for that well I thought the che there meant it win but it w sounded little hopeful so hopeful it was just on the line I think but keep close but Keepers got it 3 minutes to go typically every bit every [ __ ]

Minute of injury time has been the ball’s been with Halifax and not us until now M’s got it it’s probably a minute left minute at the most it’s a bit frustrating to say we’ve actually been the team that’s wanted to go and win it but two bad linesman decisions has [ __ ] us

And that’s it everyone it’s a two2 draw away from home what can I say I’ll tell you in a minute what I’ll say but fing up to the Dale fans that have traveled over here we’ve made some decent noise um but we’re disappointed with a draw though it says it

All good appreciation from the players staying out like applauding the good contingent that we brought today very good second half we just couldn’t actually get the the winner but yeah I think Pete just pointed out that Jim would had a right long word with that linesman you [Applause] did yeah we deserve more

Today take good [Applause] [Applause] Jim and let’s and it’s time to leave the stadium everyone and get a final thought before we [ __ ] up home well final thoughts from me and everyone else I guess uh good second half the linesman pretty much gave them the tried to give them the

Game in the first half I’ve just SP to mark up there uh Lucas’s brother and he says he don’t think they were offside oh right said I don’t know what game he were looking at because they were [ __ ] miles off um but either way good second half we pressed we were the only

Team at second out looking to win it they were hoofball in it a bit but is what it is 22 would you took 22 before before the game yeah I would have took 2 two at half time that’s for sure uh Merry Christmas from the in Malaga crew

Have a bit of that and Will’s upset now because not we we wanted the win today but he’s bet were coming in the the win would have been his was coming in last minute and suland speed it for goal for the sa and my bet went down because I needed two goals in

Middlesbor against West Brom and there was only one nil but anyway [ __ ] all that have a good Christmas everyone from the intera boys we’re going home and I’m and and guess what I stayed sober all game all game I’m really proud of myself