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Hello everybody Welcome to the Christmas special of NE on Wheels it’s not really Christmas special it’s just I haven’t done it for quite a while anyway let’s start with a full Lane [ __ ] and look what a surprise here he’s in a German car starting with b and ending in
W not particularly terrible but just rubbish driving really is it that one no harm done [ __ ] just makes you think [ __ ] doesn’t it really this is uh this is a classic slip Road here onto the M1 Northbound from the m62 and oh BL me would you Adam and
Believe it it’s a bloke in a BMW now then this linee here as you can see itth it comes down into one world all the lanes merge together and despite having lots and lots of opportunity to H back and not be a [ __ ] guess what I’m a [ __ ]
Wagon driver had to had to break quite sharply there it’s not really show not video any who um where are we now is it M25 somewhere like that uh motorcyclists weaving through traffic not really for me I’ve been a motorcyclist I still am one Al I don’t have a bike at the
But uh yeah just don’t be a [ __ ] organ donor I would say particularly places like the M25 it’s very busy I know it’s only 10 6 but anyway we are back in uh back in blighty back in Wakefield and just a plant here this is the instructor by the way and oh
He wants to come off no Absol no he’s seeing the big car next to him would you want to be taught by that no probably not more pushing in and oh [ __ ] sake can you believe it I’ve that don’t need to say it do her there you go
Next uh oh yeah see more driver yeah full load on I think he would see more if he wasn’t right up the ass of that car in the road works at got 40 50 m hour it’s it’s an extended trailer that as well it’s a long one in it as you can
See full load on very heavy but less than half a second between him and a car in front Madness why do it silly Lorry driver I’m not saying I’m the best Lorry driver in the world but you know I kind of am H more bullying I’m not get out of
My way ashole I’m coming through anyway don’t know why it’s German don’t know why probably just a bit of a theme uh there you go he’s pushed his way past on the ins side bit naughty in my view that uh where are we here I think I’m in
The car here but it’s worthy and oh yes a boss here comes a boss oh [ __ ] the bed honestly that was a lot closer than the camera made it look because they got fishey lens on the camera aren’t they was right over I [ __ ] my pants yes I did
Fortunately I was quite near home so uh yeah I got home to change my knickknacks uh who’s going on here who’s coming over here somebody’s going to have a go out I can’t even remember so many of these clips might as well just have a little chat to you until
Something terrible happens and uh is something terrible going to happen I don’t know if it did I missed it crazy man oh here’s a dirty bastard look at that honestly why would you not go get that sorted out it’s just not good is it let him go see
Uh See at the garage you gas get sorted out something’s going to happen with this Fiesta I can just feel it in me wers there he goes or she or it some people have pointed out that there are only two genders oh here he comes yeah just didn’t know where they
Were going really did they um yeah people have pointed out again well there is you’re right ABS a [ __ ] I’m not woke at all I’m not even I’m still asleep in fact in that department so don’t get me going on that because I’ve got an opinion I will give it to you
Whether you like it or not if you ask so uh here we are on a Motorway and I cannot remember for the life mate what Motorway is however I know that there’s one lane close and it’s l number one so we’re all slowing down cuz you kind of
Do uh uh the traffic rumbles have got the lane ConEd off so you just think you know oh perhaps somebody’s got a flat tire um so they’ve shut a lane which they do to be fair interest of safety and everything there’s no hard shoulder here is so to pull on to so
Um but no it’s not that it’s not that at all see this bridge here well this Lor up here that Parts up here he’s had something on his Lorry that wasn’t compatible with the ey of the bridge as you can see and it’s come off and he will beat on indeed straight away
When he gets home looking for another job I would have thought so why not pull out in front of a truck stupid boy [ __ ] idiot why would you do it and just for the extra one second out of your life there dear I’m not the greatest driver in the
World said that already you know got a lot of experience doing this hgv [ __ ] since 1987 pass me test so yeah you know a bit of experience being taught how to drive by the police as well so you know I’ve got oh hello why don’t you do that in
The wet on a downhill as well that that’s the um I think that’s the slip road down to the M60 6 of the M 62 and it is now Mr Hall here well I don’t realize j& e Hall a local a local comp so he knows where he wants to
Go look at that what a wumble what a [ __ ] wumble why the [ __ ] would he do it idiot crack on get out of me way can’t remember what’s going to happen here it be some dickheaded I don’t record ordinary stuff I don’t know what it was oh there
We go green red light I’ve stopped Enterprise hasn’t and another organ donor honestly the most vulnerable Road users probably on motorbikes uh just [ __ ] doesn’t care straight through red light doesn’t matter what an [ __ ] anyway it’s uh oh there’s another one at least he a lifesaver check I’ll give him
That to me that’s a little bit a little bit daed to be honest saying I might not have done that type of thing myself in the past when I was youthful and exan walk in front of a Truck Mate please do it it’s the most sensible thing you can
Do today off you go next oh rambling on about some weren’t I I can’t remember what it was now anyway anyway here we come I’m coming off on the slip Road and oh there we we go there he is bless him what a diamond what a diamond guys are hey so I think
We’re going to have somebody in a skip truck coming [ __ ] it I’m going to go I’m G to [ __ ] you all off because I’m big and heav 32 ton 32 ton mosh in it so he’s going to push in right if you don’t have a Tipper or a skipper or one of those
I’m sorry but you know your kind have and not ingratiated yourselves to the rest of us on the road we all know we all know not everyone obviously oh this one this is funny this was in Liverpool during the summer and one of these private ey taxes has cut the other
One up and now they’re having a little bit of a battle here look look at this hey hey come back here B you’ve cooked me up haven’t you hey so I’m going to shout at you and make out I’m dead [ __ ] hard he won’t let it go this is the
Funny thing he just will not let it go the the other the guy in the um the saloon car the tax’s he’s already apologized I’m sorry mate I [ __ ] up I know I’ve done it I’m sorry the other one in the the MPV he’s so insense he
Like we’re coming up some red lights now you can just say no n’s not enough yet I’m going to give him some more oh you yeah you you’re a wanky po wanky so e oh sorry about that a [ __ ] now now we’ve got to wait at red light so I’ll just
Put my wheels over the front there so nobody will come out and beat me up funny sorry about that anyway I can hear my wife laughing from the kitchen I don’t know she’s laughing at me or not um yeah oh yeah I know I’m
Going to do here I’m just going to go in the smallest [ __ ] Gap I can find but why not go in the big gap left by the truck driver a me no I like to live my life a little bit more dangerously oh I’m turning I’m doing a
Left here but what is just out of the shot is some turd has turned right out of the garage as I as I’ve started my maneuver he come out in his little airdresser and it is a bloke because he tried to get a bit off his chest till he
S size of me and then he didn’t want to so he’s off now on his hairdressing rounds probably does Nails as well on the side bless him yeah get into my breaking space don’t mind I back off mate I’ll back off I’ll just keep doing that all day until
I’ve lost a [ __ ] hour of my day I know it comes across as impatience and it’s born of frustration a lot the time what you’ll get off of wagon drivers like I nobody’s totally infallible are they we all make mistakes it’s just the ones that perpetually deliberately make the mistakes just
Because they’re so bloody impatient they can’t wait I don’t know what he’s doing he’s just slowing down for the sake of I want to get in that lane and bet he wants to go across again I don’t know it’s all just a blur sometimes isn’t
It do uh comment if you want I know people are commenting I never thought that this would ever go anywhere well it hasn’t done so I can’t be disappointed can I look at M Ms here what a [ __ ] dilm honestly the the man’s dickheaded has reached another level there hasn’t it
You could say I want I was coming off on on that Lan for the M1 cuz my indicator was on but there you go there you go untrained [ __ ] monkeys now then what was I saying if the likes it that can press some buttons uh subscribe and there’s a bell
End to press I think and that will mean that you get notified when this bell end puts more Bell ends on your screen for your bell ended enjoyment so if you want to do that do it if you don’t don’t um yeah it’s it’s going all right
Actually I only do it for a bit of a laugh I’ve said this many times hav I before but uh it does seem that uh some people have enjoyed it and want to continue enjoying it so I’ll just continue doing it I’m starting doing a
Oh by the way this turd in the van in front the prop and [ __ ] he’s obviously I know what he’s going to do from way back there he’s going he wants to be in that third lane there for going straight on H the lane that we’re in is
A dedicated Lane for the M1 North from the 62 as you’re heading westbound the first Lane is for going south on the M1 and there he goes breaks on indicates as he’s breaking and doing his maneuver you I mean that I I’ve had to slow down a
Little bit but not a lot to be fair cuz I knew what he were going to do so I give him space to do it but it just demonstrates [ __ ] asses every day every day and if you’re not anticipating it and you’re not reading Roden reading other people’s behavior this is I
Suppose is where you know accidents happen is it although the police will tell you no such thing as an accident because somebody has to be blamable for everything uh you can see what’s going to happen here with this lovely A1 or A2 whatever it is Dole Dole Dole Dole
Fall idiot oh this is [ __ ] joyous is this I’m in my car here and this one’s on because it’s uh it’s an hgv who has got stuck if I tell you there’s a uh there’s a traveler Camp literally 100 yards away from here all of these chaps here scratching their
Edge because they’ve got the [ __ ] Caravan on the back of a wagon stuck between traffic lights no high vises I would Hazard that there was no movement order on that abnormal load and all with thick Irish [ __ ] withn Irish accents hope you’ve enjoyed it uh we’ll be making another one I’ve got material
For another one maybe two um and obviously as I drive every day I get more material so if you like it like it if you don’t you can tell me but I won’t give a [ __ ] um and that’s that have fun thanks for coming have a nice Christmas
And just be kind doesn’t cost anything